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>>71309670

>>71309670
Fuck off nobody likes Corbyn.

business idea: all of /brit/ does a cheeky bible read

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>>71309712

rorkes annoy me but i take solace in the fact they will never get rid of the immigrants and will perpetually arseravaged about it

Doing a cheeky conversion to Islam

>>71309712
this is a Corbyn general fudge off newfaggot

one up the bum

no harm done

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I'm leaving after posting this so DO NOT reply to this post

>>71309746
hello nigger

>>71309746
reverting to islam

>>71309670
cringey post
have a word

>>71309792
thicc

>>71309718
sounds good

I love a bit of fiction

>>71309718
LAD bible? x

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Would you let a French girl entirely and completely dominate you, subverting all your desires and finally erasing your identity, your will?

>>71309792
who dat

I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams.

I have seen the Gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in Darkness a Doom sweeps the land.

This is the 27th of Last Seed; the Year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my life.

>>71309793
edgy as fuck

>When it's the new apprentices first day and you convince him he has to take part in a blood ritual before he can start work.

>Corbyn will never fuck you and call you princess while mummy may watches gagged with a vibrator in her derelict hole

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>cringey post
>have a word

>>71309718
which bit of the bible should i read tonight lads

>>71309847
No, I will make a French girl my maid

I want to have half French children

>>71309858
>if you're not a corbynite you're a blairite
honestly mate that word you're supposed to be having is long overdue

>>71309854
>when he reports you to HR and you get your annual leave docked

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>edgy as fuck

'sheed
hehe wanted to say that

>>71309848
many of my granduncles have died of lung cancer from smoking

that last thread was getting a bit too problematic for me 2bh

>>71309847
no but i would learn french for a french girl

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Vaping > smoking

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>>if you're not a corbynite you're a blairite
>honestly mate that word you're supposed to be having is long overdue

>>71309897
alri goldberg

>>71309670
russian intelligence are more about electing right wing leaders these days lad

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>>71309849
iggy azalea

>>71309899
it's a meme that the more outlandish something is the cleverer it is

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*calls you a nigger*

*denounces trump*

>>71309897
POST FUCKING MACHINES

hey vsauce michael here

>>71309988
*mobilises 100,000 national guards to the Canadian border*

hypothesis: "ghosts" are actually an illusion created by a mentally ill brain

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>>71309998

literally fell about the place laughing when I was flicking through the music channels and happened across this a few seconds right before he started rapping jumping around like a fucking eejit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyyiTJm-FdI

My uncle chainsmokes two packs of Marlboro gold a day and he's fine, doesn't even cough

He's a very interesting character, he's visiting South America right now, particularly the Colombian, Brazilian, Andean and Caribbean regions. Usually he lives in Australia when he's working (he works on nuclear submarines)

But he's also a pompous git, he strolled into our gaff the other day and the first thing he said was "what's a guy Gotta do to get a cup of tea around here." He also has this weird half Aussie half Irish accent which sounds surprisingly eloquent.

I imagine every pro-stalinist poster here has an extremely weak handshake and a receding hairline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6uBpFWt65chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6uBpFWt65chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6uBpFWt65chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6uBpFWt65c

I had a strange encounter with a black cab a few weeks back. I pulled up at a set of lights (no asl) and a cabbie pulls up in the lane next to me and winds down his window.
Of course I assume the worse and rack my brain to think what I'd done wrong, turns out he just fancied a chat.

He was sorry about all the pollution we had to put up with and suggested getting a pollution mask. He then continued to tell me how excited he is to be getting his new ultra low emission/hybrid taxi in a few months.

Made me realise how much I still judge people on massive generalisations.

december is a pretty runt birth month to be honest

really funny how people are so fucking cucked by the globalist propaganda that when someone comes and tries to fix it they actively fight them like they have been pre-programmed or something

WRITING a FUCKING story here would you lads please pipe down!

Whah's the main difference between ozzy and britty accents? Can't hear it

>>71310019
>Usually he lives in Australia when he's working (he works on nuclear submarines)
believed you up to this point

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*nootka's internally*

>>71310046
Some black people, particularly the peoples of the Niger Delta and the igbos are very welcoming and pleasant people to be around

>>71310043
Stormzy wouldn't even have a platform to stand on if it weren't for are Devlin

>>71310007
*stands 4 feet from the border*

You shan't be entering Canada

>>71310073
Play videos of Steve Irwin (Aussie) and Mary Poppins (British)

>>71310073
australians sound like a cockney who's had a stroke

>>71310046
sounds like a very nice bloke, honestly. I think im the same way as you, I am too fast to judge. I'm getting better at holding off though

>>71310079
Not lying, he's really rich and smart. Something to do with nuclear submarines, I tried asking further and he said "if I told you I'd have to kill you."

>>71310093
mmhmm

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>>71309995
alri haha

>there's a country named nigger shaped like a chicken wing
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS

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>>71309998
hey dr. pavel
cia here

no metaphors here chap

>>71310093
mhmmmm be veeeeeeeery careful mhmm

>>71310148
now i have seen everything

might buy a dissertation lads
thoughts?

>>71310073
im literally not joking you here: the australian accent developed from a drunken english accent. This is an actual linguistic theory about how they speak, if english people were born for generation slurring their words, they'd sound like aussies

>>71310136
We don't have any nuclear submarines nor do we have any from foreign militaries here

>>71310046
london?


I've started using this air pollution app because I notice sometimes when I go cycling there is a noticable amount of fumes I'm breathing in

When are you invading us? I want to be enslaved and become part of a strong aryan British man's harem.

>JimmyTatro
>LAWHF
>Cody Ko
>Kurzesgast - In a Nutshell

Rate

>>71310193
He's in Thailand and Australia most of the time. Something to do with air traffic control or nuclear submarines. He doesn't talk about his work but he's always travelling and he is very intelligent. Also drives a nice Lexus.

>>71310177
*le upboats*

>>71310215
>Aryan
Fuck off Fritz
It's Anglo-Saxon

>>71310177
*scratches head*
yeah
i get that

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>>71310019
>half Aussie half Irish accent

why do you think the government took our guns away?

>>71310093
is this show worth a watch

reading the stranger made me realise how much i want a french gf or any gf

Why do the Irish, Scottish and Australians like alcohol so much? Would count the English but southerners really let them down in that department

>>71310232
>Thailand
>South America

He's a child sex trafficker mate. Sorry you had to hear it from me.

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gf just telegraphed me this

Met a Serbian girl at the bar last night

>tfw no qt serb girl with an accent and who works at a pizza shop

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Eating some excellent 'za from Milanos in Preston lads

>>71310261
So they could tread on us

leafs fuck off

5 weeks to write the ol' diss
still haven't started

How does this make you feel?

>Genetic study reveals 30% of white British DNA has German ancestry

>>71310267
>but southerners really let them down in that department
as a southerner, do you expect me to protest and talk about how we're actually dead into binge drinking, like it's a point of pride for me?

got a big enough joint there rick?

>>71310335
But use don't even drink in pubs and would rather watch them die out and get pissed off half a bottle of buck

>>71310326
Is that why people from Essex (and southeastern Britain in general) are so fucking weird?

>>71310323
what's it about lad x

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>there are southerners in this thread right now

Mummy's going out to buy a takeaway for me because I started sulking and she didn't want to have any issues tonight because she has friends coming over later :D

>>71310264
I'll be your gf but only if you have at least three other gfs.

>>71310204
the 3rd party pollution apps are hit and miss

the best ones you can use is BBC weather selected to your local area, or kings college london which have actual monitoring stations

https://www.londonair.org.uk/london/asp/nowcast.asp

>>71310376
t. BavariANO

You ain't shit, your daddy ain't shit
your brother ain't shit, your money ain't shit
your lab ain't shit, your rings ain't shit
your gear ain't shit, your jewels ain't shit
your kicks ain't shit, nigga, your whips ain't shit
Bobby, you ain't shit, nigga I'm the shit
you ain't shit, your daddy ain't shit
your brother ain't shit, your money ain't shit
your lab ain't shit, your rings ain't shit
your gear ain't shit, your jewels ain't shit
your kicks ain't shit, your whips ain't shit
Bobby, you ain't shit, nigga I'm the shit
you ain't shit, your daddy ain't shit
your brother ain't shit, your money ain't shit
your lab ain't shit, Bobby you ain't shit
your rings ain't shit, your gear ain't shit
your jewels ain't shit, your kicks ain't shit
your whips ain't shit, nigga, I'm the shit
You ain't shit, your daddy ain't shit
your brother ain't shit, your money ain't shit
your lab ain't shit, your rings ain't shit
your gear ain't shit, your jewels ain't shit
your kicks ain't shit, your whips ain't shit
nigga, I'm the shit...

>>71310391
are you unironically a cute french girl

>>71310310
Looks a bit undercooked

>>71310385
haha nice one

>>71310385
What went wrong with your life?

>>71310362
how are they weird

>>71310310
rate it

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>>71309670
you should join the CPGB-ML lad

>>71310361
we don't even have buck in the south lad, think you're confused

>>71310326
sounds about right

need a bf that looks like a gf when viewed from behind

im completely high lads

>>71310398
ah yes, nigger music

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>He doesn't live in the South-East

>>71310460
bit straight

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Oswold Mosley getting LAID THE FUCK OUT in 1933.

>>71310450
>dialectical science
REEEEE PSEUDO SCIENTISTS OUT

>>71310411
Yeah but you're not going to believe me Henry

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WELL I NEVER!

just opened 7 cases in rocket league lads, was hoping for heatwave decal or something of value. all i got was shitty dominus GT and shitty painted wheels. what a waste of 10$

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*BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPP*

>>71310450
ah yes im sure your 5 person group will have a huge impact before they splinter into 5 different groups next month over what marx REALLY meant

Why is the southern part of the country almost always the shittest part? I can't think of an exception to this rule.

new kodak black video clip was weird
had no sense with the music

Daddy used to put his cigarettes out on me

>>71310490
Alright lass, how's it going? forget that beta twat.

I could fucking deck every fascist leader from 1930s Britain ITT

>>71310503
Brazil

>>71310503
France

>>71310490
alri i have 3 other gfs now what

>>71310503
australia

>>71310453
ummm... buckfast abbey's in devon you spong

>>71310478
;_;

>>71310550
No

>>71310559
No

>>71310549
All Brazil is shit

>>71310503
Ireland?

Lads what's your favourite police station food?
Mines sweet and sour chicken

>>71310503
poland

>>71310499
CPGB-ML has been around since 2004, they're probably the second biggest gommie party today after the CPB

but yeah there's a lot of splits. mainly trots as usual

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far-left_politics_in_the_United_Kingdom#Extant

Spent 40 dollars last night lads, big spender I :p

>>71310521
umm back the FUCK off?!?
BET i lift more than you

>>71310573
>North of Australia is better than the south
mate you can just not reply instead of embarrassing yourself like this

>>71310372
dunno really, something about the iraq war

>>71310555
Convert to Islam

Can someone give me a decent explanation as to why Northern England is so fucking shit, poor, grim and scummy?

It looks like fucking Africa

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Me on the right

>>71310503
england

is there a /brit/ plug.dj room

>>71310586
FOB

must be awful to be a /pol/tard who watches TV. they genuinely seem have a point about the whole 'ads featuring black guys with white gfs/single white mothers with black kids/gay couples' thing

I couldn't care less myself cause they're just fucking ads (actually find them almost funny in how obvious they are), but it must drive them right up the fucking wall lel

>>71310581
you have a weak handshake

>>71310602
thatcher

>>71310602
the tories

>>71310602
all the productive people move down south

>>71310604
>gif
fuck off

>>71310598
no x

>>71310622
you're already a lost cause

if you accept black people as the norm then they have won

>>71310610
Should make one, I'd join

made a bait post on /pol/ and got 200 replies

bit mental how nobody on that board can spot bait

I pay £7.32 for a pitcher of beer

>>71310604
10/10 runt-punch

>>71310503
sweden

>>71310622
I care because they are unpleasant to look at.

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EU+CAN
USA+UK

>>71310604
CBC MENTIONED

>>71310673
>pitcher

FOY

Someone make a 'sync

submitted 9 applications and have 3 interviews.

Guess show many jobs I will get?

I poo on you all

Might go and shave this bumfluff off my chin.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/porn-brazzers-russia-blocks-damaging-human-psyche-putin-a7567946.html

runts BTFO

>>71310671
Literally 9/10 posters on /pol/ are fresh off the boat from the 'ddit
They brought it upon themselves with their le ebin crusade into cuck heaven, see: the_donald. Gookmoot needs to just shut it down

>>71310604
How casual he is after knocking him out really makes this

>>71310673
>pitcher
foy

>>71310727
0

>>71310747
You win!

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>pitcher
>of
>beer

>>71310727
9

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>>71310722
>>71310742
What do you call this

I'm gay. Your thoughts?

hands smell like weed

>>71310727
2 you will be very busy

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"The repeating digits demands that w-we stop the Brexit process!"

>>71310768
no one buys those here

>>71310738
>gookmoot needs to shut it down

nah mate, they need to stay on /pol/. already get leakage here on /brit/ with le ebin "R A R E PRAISE LE FROG GOD XD WHAT DOES FOY MEAN?" posts.

I need to move to either Manchester or Liverpool for a new job. Which is less shit?

I have lived all over the country and loved Newcastle and Glasgow, thought Leeds was good, Aberdeen was okay but a bit boring, and fucking hated Birmingham, if that helps.

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What's the most fedora/reddit thing you enjoy?

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It's kill, or be killed.

>>71310503

Korea?

>>71310794
liverpool.

>>71310794
Manchester is less shit

Liverpool is cheaper and has many qt Chinese girls

I'm straight. Your thoughts?

kush inna fat spliff

>>71310738
I'd rather it just stay contained to that board as it is now, there's no point in deleting it.

>>71310787
ah yes the north

>>71310808
Vaping

Lads should I go down to the store I used to work at to try and spy on a qt girl I was in love with who rejected me who I'm pretty sure still works there and is working tonight?

im asexual.

>>71310823
>Worst Korea is better than Best Korea

Nah

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>>71310786
"Over my rotten corpse BLIAR!"

>>71310794
they're both worse than each other

t. been to neither

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>this confuses and enrages the limey

>>71310808
sherry and reading under the stars

>>71310794
Manchester is better than Liverpool.

>>71310794
if you liked leeds and hated birmingham then you should choose liverpool

liverpool is the nicer city anyway

>>71310808
im an engineering student which is QUITE reddit

Drinking coffee with meals
Y/N?

Drinking coffee with desserts
Y/N?

half glass of coolers light please mate

>>71310794

Manchester is basically London 2.0 but smaller, 'pool has a really great atmosphere and nightlife but some of the areas are run down as fuck.

>>71310794
Both are less shit than Newcastle and Glasgow so you should be ok

What do you lads have for breakfast?

Me? only a diet cherry coke.

>>71310885
No
Yes

>>71310885
Y
N (depending)

>>71310845
no you fucking weirdo, move on. You will get arrested if you start down this route.

>>71310867
always knew canacucks were effeminate faggots

>>71310899
am scouser and this is a pretty fair assessment

just make sure you don't move into northern half of the city because its crap

>>71310623
*crushes your fingers*

>>71310916
Wrong answer
>>71310915
Correct answer

>>71310148
Noice.

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>>71310885
>desserts
Do people actually do this?

Don't think caffeine has any effects on me. Can down a few cups then go to bed 30 minutes later with no problems
becomes a problem when I've got to stay up tho

>he doesent order beer by the pitcher while eating pizza with your mates

HOWLING at poms PATHETIC existence

>>71310949
you drink coffee with breakfast, retardo

i bought a pack of the eggplant loud

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Any of you dudes want to chip in for a 'cher?

>>71310921

I won't go in or anything, just casually walk past as if it's a coincidence I'm there.

I just need to see her face one more time

>>71310958
coffee and cake is GOAT

>>71310969
depends on the breakfast

NEVER (rarely) with lunch or dinner

Think being apolitical is the way to go.

might relocate from brum to sheffield
the north seems comfy if you're not poor

>>71310985
Why is this odd to you? Have you never bought a jug of ale in a pub?

>>71310967
only aussies are allowed to calls us poms

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Bro you forgot the ice! This pitcher's fucking RUINED dude!

>>71311003
>I just need to see her face one more time
you really dont. What do you expect to achieve? You're not going to be with her. So just try and stop thinking about it and move on. You'll meet someone else

>>71311033
born in wagga wagga "mate"

going to teccies soon, the list:
>bottle of pepsi and dandelion & burdock
>lots of biccies
>various veg and meat
>new box of teabags (almost ran out)
i want to try a new kind of sauce for my dindins as well, what's good?

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*walks up to the barkeep*

Give me a pitcher of your best 'eer

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who /anarchofascist/ here?

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pour me a jug shiela

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>>71311032
No you fucking Yank melt haha

>>71311050
Make sure you get a good supply of Lipton black teabags to make the perfect piping hot cup of tea

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>northerners can't afford pitchers so they're pretending it's a yankism
SCREECHING

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>>71311057
>tumblr
>.gif

>>71311050
>dandelion & burdock
just threw up in my mouth

>>71311070
it's called a tankard

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm glad John Lennon got shot and none of the other lads

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ITTY

BITTY

BRITISH

BEERS

Fucking hell lads spilled my pitcher of lemonade and vodka everywhere.

>>71311042

>You'll meet someone else

In my whole lifetime I've had a crush on two women and one man, one of women cucked me, the man never spoke to me again and later killed himself. I'm incapable of loving anyone else, I literally just want to see her face one more time.

never had alcohol in my entire life (24) AMA

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>>71311059
Jesus Christ what is wrong with Colonials

>>71311068
Have you ever actually been in a fucking pub, you recluse?

>>71311059
>Tasmania
jesus fucking christ martin bryant didn't go far enough

what's the fucking point in buying a pitcher?

just buy a fucking pint each

>>71311078
REIK0Z has his reasons

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me on the left

TV watchers are braindead troglodytes

>>71311069
i drink yorkshire desu
>>71311084
shut up

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>it's called a tankard
>why yes m'lady, I DO use archaic middle english terms in a pub, to sound like a YANK would be a nightmare! I often have to explain to the bar-wench, with a wry smile, what exactly I mean, but they always appreciate it!

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Who else /RadicalMiddle/ here?

>>71311144
lol triggered

>>71311117
It's cheaper

Do you understand basic economics?

Buying in bulk is always cheaper

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39010244
>An Indonesian woman held over the killing of Kim Jong-un's half-brother thought she was taking part in a TV prank, police say.

*nervously pours another beer from my pitcher*

any good books about the tasmanians

>paki thinks pitchers are only a yank thing

HOWLING at this waster.

>>71311121
>gooby
>orthodox
>misspelling orthodox

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>>71311152
me

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>Get me a pitcher of your wateriest Budvar, barkeep - and another for the road.

>>71311155
only ever been to one pub that sold pitchers
they were the exact same price as 4 pints but we still bought them to look cool

>>71311121
kid looks like nick griffin

>>71311155
it's retarded

>>71311109

was bryant an incel?

>>71311102
what would you honestly achieve by seeing her face one more time? Also, before you fancied this woman, you would've said "i've only ever fancied two people blah blah i will never fancy anyone else". Stop being melodramatic, you don't "need to see her face". Try and stop thinking about her

does conor mcgregor have a positive ape index?

asking for a friend


hope that fight with floyd materialises, he will get properly arturo gatti'd

>>71311154
You've done nothing but shriek like an absolute fanny about ale pitchers for most of this thread.

You're the triggered one.

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>>71311182
GOOD lad

>>71311190
that lad sitting down is very /fa/

DUUUUUUUUUUDE

POUR YOUSELVES A BEER BROS

>>71311168
autism

the only thing worth buying a pitcher of is long island ice tea

and then sticking a straw in and drinking the lot

>>71311154
lol alright mate have fun next time you go to ye olde tavern and ask for a tankard
don't worry the barmaid isn't laughing at you, she's laughing WITH you

pitchers do exist here but they're only sold in shitty chain bars where slags and students go. americans dont think those kinds of places are tacky shite.

>>71311117
yanks have no taste

>>71311251
not even the same lad. just laughing at a triggered hat-poster. wind your neck in mate.

>>71311157
lmaoing at the last 2 paragraphs

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tfw one of the smartest people in this thread.

>>71311243
very good lad

Any /soc/ /brit/lads here? I have no friends and I want to go to a pub and have some people to guide me along (I've never drunk alcohol before)

lets chug some ice cold brewskies brahs

woo silver bullet woo

>>71311203
Literally a retard, IQ of somewhere around 60. He did manage to land a 16 year old gf when he was in his mid 20s tho

>>71311288
1. Are you a twink?
2. Londinium?

>>71311278
haha or what? you going to challenge me to a most honorable match of fisticuffs or some jousting you hat tipping steampunk nonce?

>>71311165
>pitcher
>not jug
FOY

>>71311288
literally fuck off and neck yourself you abnormie freak
>>>/r9k/britfeel/

don't post in my thread EVER again

>>71311288
have you drank water before?

it's the same principal

>>71311314
ill twat the both of you into next week if you dont now

Can tell every """""Brit""""" who says pitchers are a thing here is a London paki who exclusively drinks in Wetherspoons and drinks alcopops from buckets

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>>71311284
I am the smartest

>>71311288
Yes, just go to a pub, sit at the bar, buy a pint and start talking to people.

>>71311278
How fucking arseblastered are you, fella? lmao

new holsters coming tomorrow lads

VERY VERY excited :)

>>71311288
go with your dad

business idea: take a young /brit/ boy to the pub, get him drunk and put your penis in his qt boipucci

>>71311387
he's a muslim that's why i've never drank but i want to try it (i'm an athiest)

>>71311288

I'd go down the pub with you if you live in London

>>71311393
Fuck off I called him first

>>71311375
kek

>>71311393
Bit nonce-esque.

>>71311375
only time I've ever had a pitcher was at a corny student pub

>>71311424
>>71311424
>>71311424

>>71311375

actually i live in luton

would honestly twat one of my mates if he asked for a "tankard" at a pub
fucking spotty skyrim virgin

>>71311288
1. Go to your local kickin' sports bar, preferably on a night when the Pats are playing my dude!
2. Slap your dollars down on the bar and order a pitcher of Coors Light
3. Watch as the bardude opens and pours ten bottles consecutively in a perspex container
4. Enjoy in a booth with some nachos while you watch Peyton Manning fucking GO TO TOWN BRO

Nothing more British

>>71311393
can i be the boy?

>>71311327
FOP

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>in the queue at mcdonalds
>exceptionally busy
>finally arrive at counter
>'Hi! What can I get you?'
>lean over as if to whisper something
>'... a-a job .. please?'
>hand her my CV
>whole restaurant inexplicably happened to go completely silent right before I uttered it
>everyone erupts in laughter and horror at the spectacle of an obese 30+ manlet neckbeard in a mismatched suit handing in his cv into mcdonalds
>I just stare at the ground and walk away
>mothers covering their kids eyes, others hurriedly ushering theirs out of the nearest door/fire exits a I walk past them
>rowdy teenagers throw their chips and trays at me in disgust
>cry all the way home

>>71311059
OI AHSSED FURRA SCHOONAH IN THEY GIVE ME A BLADDY POYNT!

WOT THA BLADDY 'ELL IS GAHN AWN?

kodi watchers are braindead troglodytes

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>a pitcher?
>are you taking the piss son? get out of my pub before i get my grandson down here

just dropped 250ug lsd