/sino/ ''I want a chink gf'' edition

>>71301513
Stop pretending to be a chink , you pathetic faggot from /asean/

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>>71301942
我是中国人

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我想要一个中国女朋友

With that red hair, i would date a chinese girl my whole life.

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>>71302479
请说普通话

I need an extraterrestrial Trance Princess GF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyNOvPg8FAA

>>71301942
Are you sure? I've got a feeling that all Southeast Asia posters on imageboards are Chinese.

Hello, Chinese friends.
Please explain this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAXu3lkK2zE

>>71309644
art

Welp its over guys. Parents are sending me to China because im a lazy fuck. Looks like being a foul bachelor frog has finally caught up.

Who here has been to guangzhou? Is it survivable for a clueless Chinese? My thread is here >>71297085

Mandarin is a great commitment, I'm afraid of starting learning and then give up

>>71309900
Depends whether you can speak Cantonese. From what I've heard from a Guangzhou friend, there's a bit of discrimination against Northerners even though a lot of people speak Mandarin there. I'd say it's one of the better places to live in China, which part of Guangzhou are you moving to?

>>71301513
you need to think plastic, neighbour.

http://www.xiuren.org

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>>71313357
I'd rather have this qt who is self-conscious about her dumpling-shaped nose than one of those plastic women.

Why are Chinese Swords so powerful?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PQiaurIiDM

>>71312116
people in guangzhou speak putonghua
they also speak canto
I don't think guangzhou people are discriminate against northerners

>>71301513
What a lazy OP, where's all the resource links?

Anyways 大家好

>>71316264
He just wants a Chink GF

>>71315882
I didn't say they didn't, I guess I wasn't clear enough. They just prefer people who speak Cantonese. My friend says they call northerners 撈佬.

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When I taught my ex GF from GZ some German slang, I told her that we call trashy people with no education and all "Asi".
She said they call them lao.
So whenever we were outside we tried spotting lao.

She lived in a shitty district of GZ when she first moved out and it was full of migrant workers from other provinces and tons of guys looking like the fags in that picture, only with colored bangs and generally more trashy looking over all and she said the place is lao hell. Loud music and guys squatting in front of a KFC with their scooters and shit. Pretty sure I would have been ganged up and beaten there if I had been walking around on my own. It was a really aggressive atmosphere there, not just that usual Chink staring but really menacing looks. Some middle aged guys in her house had their apartment door open and I was walking down the stair case, glancing in their apartment as I walked by and they came storming out shouting shit kek. No idea what they said but she told them to frick off.

Anyway, always found lao to be a funny word.

>>71314779
>cantonese have flats noses therfore all chinese have flat noses and thus must of had surgery

doesn't work like that.

>>71323586
have you even checked out the site?
they're all literal ayyliens

>>71301942
Can't he be a Malaysian 华人?

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>>71323586

>>71301513
静下心来再继续

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would u lick her nostrils?

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>>71325901
>dat monkeyface

RUDIE-POOS GET OUT

In China, when ordering stuff online from non-chinese based stores, do you get hit with customs? Like buying clothing and shoes, will you pay extra later or no?

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Why does Jackie Chan love the Communist Party so much? What has the CCP ever done for Hong Kong other than set up Shenzhen next door?

>>71320795
I think the further south you go the more you look down on everyone north of you.

Australian chinks look down on Singaporean chinks who look down on Malaysian chinks who look down on Vietnamese chinks who look down on Hong Kong chinks who look down on south mainland chinks who look down on north mainland chinks who look down on Koreans and Japs, and Taiwan looks down on everybody else.

Indonesian chinks don't count, they were assimilated long ago.

>>71307048
check out /asean/, there's at least a couple of malays there who shitpost every now and again about corrupt Malaysian Chinese tax dodgers and triads

>>71309900
>Who here has been to guangzhou? Is it survivable for a clueless Chinese?
Because you are Chinese and speak Cantonese, people's first expectations of you will be that you act as they do. Get your grandparents to help you learn how to fit in, the only people you can really trust to unconditionally support you are your own family. Respect your elders. Worse come to worst just explain you were born in Australia.

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i love chink

>>71327438
Where can I find a Joyce Chu looking slut to bang in Malaysia?
I think she is from JB.

My gf is Chinese ama

>>71327517
post her feet

>>71301513
Even though the sign is in English, I can tell she's not Asian American

why is this

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我爱妹子

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>>71327528

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Chinese people, please stop using Shiitake(香菇) for your cuisine.
I would gain a perfect dining without this turd.

>>71312116
From what I've heard last year it's Tonghe Subdistrict, Baiyun District, Guangzhou.

I google imaged it it looks like shit man

>>71327087
It's not just him, a lot of the older has-been actors are bandwagoning the government. Stephen Chow is another example.

>>71328037
If you're really afraid you'll die just ask your grandparents how they are not dead.

From talking to people online where I live, you would imagine that the average person at least twice a week gets slashed with a machete by random youths, get "medical treatment" from a witch doctor, and go home to a hut made of scrap metal sheets and wood to find red paint left on the door by the loan sharks they I borrowed from to bribe the police to overlook their pirated DVD business.

Reality is not quite what people say online though.

>>71324582
他是喜歡中國妹紙的馬來人

>>71328742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D4Hz45ryP0

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>when you finally get a chinese gf

>>71330126
>繁体字
你几岁?40年多?

>>71330707
she looks really young...

>>71306555
You need a bullet to the head.
Fucking footfag

post singing Chinese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX69MIEx6U4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c4rG0vPIeI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asMVAq2iBR8

>>71332661
WANT

The perfect GF?

https://youtu.be/neeAML4aYNs

>>71315768
Chinese swords were actually used in battle unlike rubbish steel katana meme swords

https://youtu.be/2jjwn08Dev0
Weak, boring

https://youtu.be/UctriMuXYS0
Dynamic, powerful, makes me want to kill counter revolutionaries

Does China culturally control Southeast Asia?

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Why aren't you?

Bows were more useful than swords anyway in both China and Japan.

>>71327087
Jackie Chan doesn't love the CCP, he just loves money. He once called himself half-Korean to try to appeal to a Korean audience.

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>tfw no chink gf

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>>71333946
I know

>>71333516
only Laos and Cambodia

>>71334190
I would kiss her!!

ching chong ping pong ning nong szou mou bu wu ching chongggggggggggg ding dong

>>71334324
https://youtu.be/LFEFdVBcy-o

>tfw every chinese girls in France want the big white cock

Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7JUYJr56NI

>>71334336
What's her name?

>>71334618
Big Titty Zhang

>>71333921
>Jackie Chan doesn't love the CCP, he just loves money.
Isn't the man rich enough already?

>He once called himself half-Korean to try to appeal to a Korean audience.
Mfw I have no face

>>71334704
More videos of her please.

>>71333516
Can you elaborate what you mean by that?

turn back at once lads, east asian girls are overrated. don't make the biggest mistake of your life

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>>71336774
They are godsend.

>>71336774
Do you consider Singapore to be a Chinese country?

Who are some China orientated youtubers that I should be watching?
It can be life in China, Chinese food, Chinese news ect. I'm not too bothered.

I'm already subbed to cmilk, prozzie, and serpentza

>>71336774
But they're so aesthetic and she can teach me chinese

>>71332371
Hows ROT3K going?

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>gf

>>71340114
Got bogged down with German philosophy and Japanese essays on animation.
But otherwise pretty well.
Almost at the end of chapter three.
Also made notes of chapter one.

>>71341840

You are one very cultured hungarian

>>71342225
Thank you for the compliment
It means a lot.

This song is stuck in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjdfU3SvHuw

>>71309644
>Hong Kong

>>71334924
there's no such thing as too much money
rich just wanna get richer

>>71342225
He's just autistic
Like clinically

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>>71345010
A bit ironic coming from you

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>>71345157
>Can't buy cat meat anywhere

Going to the dim sum restaurant, enjoy your weekend folks

>>71345010
Take that back
When I went to the psychologist she said I am exceptionally good at communication.

I want a chink gf so bad buds

>>71346364
Anything is possible

>>71346364
Move to China
Get a beautiful wife like laowhy86

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Jin truly is the worst dynasty

Jurchen's are such disgusting people

>>71349913
takes a special kind of retardation to find enjoyment in this shit

post titties instead

>>71345157
Wow I didn't know he was on /cum/ and /cum/ hates him

Also, advertising for gf :3

Imprial navy japan is in whats up fgts

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>>71349952
Have a taste of my 降龍十八掌 rude boy!

There's something really attractive about this pink villager even when she's talking about sewage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbILFe5fX_8

>>71350866
G R E E N C H I N A

說中文是超級大國。太多漢字,非常難。

>>71352917
尝试简体中文

更容易学习

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>>71354068
>简体