Help me. My parents are forcing me to go to China. I'm feeling

>>71297085
YES

>>71297085
>because they said chinese who are born in the west are dumbed down and "cucked" by western upbringing
They are right.

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>>71297085
Enjoy living in a country that never evolved the ability to care about their countrymen

>>71297085
>I asked /pol/ because they are redpillled
I hope they take your organs in PRC

>>71297085
You're probably underage as well.

What can i do to convince them if i go to china i will end up dead?

>>71297177
Im 22 and working in a dead end job (electronics store) with no uni degree

>>71297207
Yeah maybe your parents are right.

Where in China ?

It's a pretty cool country desu, just try to avoid Beijing because it's way overpopulated/.

>>71297263
How is sending me to china going to solve anything? I dont want to die

>>71297124
you're retarded, read this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Sichuan_earthquake#Rescue_efforts

>>71297294
you won't die there

>>71297276
[spoiler]Guangzhou[/spoiler] help what can i say to get out of it.

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>>71297085
You have to go back.

>22 year old
>parents still in control of his life
lel

>>71297377
nothing, just go there, it's an alright city not the best but not the worst and you can make a shitton of money there if you speak mandarin, cantonese and english by teaching english to kids during week ends and holidays, like 250-500 元/h

>>71297294
You'll learn to work harder and become a more motivated person because otherwise you will die there. Then you can come back and get a degree or something.

>>71297294
If you really want to leave China, make something of yourself. Otherwise, your parents are right.
Also, you could just not go, but you don't strike me as one to stand his ground.

>>71297085

Beg them to send you to Taiwan instead.

Best option DESU

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yes you are gonna get killed
chinese people are savages
the niggers of asia

>>71297497
My grandparents are only in Guangzhou. I will live with them. How can i even survive in taiwan?

>>71297085
They (your parents) are right. Must never forget your origin and your overlord and master, Chi Xuang Ti.

Chinese working-age population has peaked out in 2012. The one in Japan was in 1995.
I think China will have difficult time in 2020's.

I feel like the whole thing is bullshit, but I honestly enjoy bad things happening to Australians, even if they are somewhereelseian-Australians

>>71297585
do you speak Mandarin and/or Cantonese ?

>>71297470
How are they right man? Im probably going to die before i adapt. Maybe my grandparents are going to send me to a bootcamp
>>71297631
Its real man. I have my passport application in front of me
>>71297642
Cantonese . Parents told me to learn some chinese before i go.
>>71297588
Fuck you i dont want to get crushed by cars

>>71297685
I don't know if you're LARPing or something but if you are an australian huayi, speak decent cantonese and have family over there you have literally nothing to fear.
You're probably just gonna have diarrhea for the first couple weeks if you eat street food.

>>71297731
Except im not going there for a holiday. Im going there to "wise up" (rough translation)

>>71297085
>forcing
how exactly

>>71297822
they're probably gonna send you to do you military service kek

>>71297850
Nagging and making my life miserable if i sont do it. They get pissy about how im just doing jack shit with my life.

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Guangzhou in the summer is a hot and humid hellhole. Hope that your grandparents have AC.

>no uni degree

>>71297857
Yeh i know youre taking the piss. You obviously cant join the military unless youre a citizen

>>71297685
M or F?
You can stay at my place if you are a hot chick

>>71297945
But youre in hong kong.

>>71297929
Thanks for the heads up. Ill tell my parents this so they can postpone it long enough to forget about it.

>>71297934
Pretty sure you can apply for Chinese citizenship if your parents are Chinese and you don't mind abandoning Australian nationality.

>>71298016
But i don't want to

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>>71298045
will you have a choice ?

>>71298067
Im sure they dont want me to be a chinese citizen. Also rare pepe

>>71297085
>chinese who are born in the west are dumbed down and "cucked" by western upbringing(I took some liberties to convey their tone of speech)
They're not wrong. But it's ultimately all on you for fucking up

>>71299756
If chinese are so uncucked and smart why is their country fucked? I dont think my parent s even know what theyre talking about since they only associate amongst chinese people. They keep going on about how "you need to live in china for a period so you can wise up" im thinking "...why would china wise me up?" Theyre probably just wannabe chinese nationalists. If china is so great why dont leave.

Guangzhou is a great city which is a bit similar to Hong Kong. You will be fun there

>>71297322
t.Xi lee Ping

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>>71298106
m8, think on the bright side, what are you doing right now? you're on 4chan, this might help you make something of yourself

>>71301283
But what is even there for me in china?

>>71300830
Will i make friends?
Will people care im 22 year old with no uni degree?

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>>71301332
It is your ancestral homeland, where your ancestors lived and were a part of history, you can go back and contribute to the country from whence you came, you can make it a better place.

If you are 22 why the fuck don't you just say "No"?
For what purpose would your parents want to send you to a shithole like China anyway? What would you do there?

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>>71301403
>make it a better place
>me

>>71297085
hahaha poor incomplete Chinaman. strangely enough, that never sound joking.

>>71301477
I've been asking is same question since the beginning of this thread. My parents want me to live in china for a while to "wise up". In cantonese its like "hok sing dii" i have no idea how living in china can achieve this

>>71297085
Chinese communism party is really crazy. Last year one Chinese young man who have been into a ladies shop was arrested and had his BALL grasped and exploded by Chinese 公安,to his death.

>>71297085
you sound like a massive wuss m8

>>71297685
Tell them if they like Chinese culture so much they should be the ones going back. Call them whatever slurs aussies have for chinese.

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>>71297085
MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO SEND ME TO THE MILITARY IF I FUCKED UP COLLEGE REEEEESEEE
IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

>>71297085
t.chinese

>>71302662
good

Congrats OP. This is a good chance to learn Cantonese, Mandarin and their culture. Maybe you'll meet hot Chinese QT3.14 to introduce to your parents as your fiancé.

>>71302816
>>71301567
Go to japan or south korea instead and say you still went to china because they are all chinese vassal states

>>71301365
Most likely yes. Chinese people are friendly and open. Don't be shy. Relax.

>>71297085
If it were a reality show involving you, I would watch.

If your life is dead end then maybe it'll honestly be good to get a shock to your system like that. Your parents probably want you to see what they worked so hard to get you out of

I sort of understand because I'm an Asian American, but my parents scared me enough to do well in college

>>71297085
Hahaha you are fucked, mainland chinese are savages. Go find a Jet Li and Sammo Hung for learning how to fight for surviving.

>>71303583
The thing is if my parent did the same thing to me i would literally learn nothing because im from south korea and i would welcome the change in living in this boring ass cunt i cannot escape.

>>71303056
Wait really? I thought they determine a persons value based on their achievements?

>>71297616
Difference is Japan got BTFO by its own retardation

>>71304389
t. Zhang

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>>71304430
t. Cucked wannabe jap

>>71304477
t. real Zhang™

sry
Japan have little influence in modern Taiwanese politic,
you must have eaten too much propaganda to believe we get cucked by nip

>>71297085
doesnt sound real at all. if its real your parents are pretty fucked, and they are just dumbed down.

>>71305027
How are they fucked and dumped down?

>>71305339
>are they fucked
literal. learn english
>dumbed down
kinda analogy. they care too much bout themselves as chinese in the west and as a result have become simple minded bigots.

>>71304894
I really want to live in taiwan but im not chinese ;__;

>>71297085
Enjoy having acute appendicitis and dying on the floor of the mall because chinese are automatons without empathy

Well, at least you can kick their children in the head as a substitute for footie, everyone will keep walking like in an M. Night Shyamalan film

You're 22. Make your own decisions in life. I mean look at this crap >>71302662 mummy and papa are still make life decisions for you people when you've already spent two decades. 1/5 of your life spent sucking mommys tits.

Judging from your posts, I think I know why they want to send you to China. Guangzhou is actually quite a nice city, less smog than other big cities in China and a really nice public transit system.

Don't be a fucking autist, meet qts and eat better food than you can get in Australia. You're also super close to HK and Shenzhen, you should make the most of your opportunity.

>>71306242
>Judging from your posts, I think I know why they want to send you to China.
But what can china do for me? Everything i need is already here. I feel like theyre going to sign me up to a chinese bootcamp.
>eat better food than you can get in Australia.
What? Are you a guangzhou student studying in America?

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>>71297085
FUCK OFF CHINK

>>71306242
Also i dont make a lot of money so i cant meet qts.

>>71297207
well fuck you are screwed. The only reason anyone from china moves back to china is because they earn some sort of degree they can show off at the locals.

>>71297085
You'll come back a tougher man, or you wont come back at all.

>>71306456
Pearl river region is literally GOAT in china you dumbfuck. You should be glad that your grandparents dont live in some africa tier village in rural china.

>>71306817
>Pearl river region is literally GOAT in china you dumbfuck.
Im sorry i have no idea what you mean. I googled pearl river and its just a wide river with buildings next to it. Guangzhou doesnt look like a dump it looks pretty modern actually from google image at least...

Just don't forget your western values. Enjoy the qts, get a job if you can, go back a year later and tell your parents what they want to hear about you growing up. Nothing to be afraid of. Just don't get cucked back to Asian values.

>>71307024
He said the Pearl River region as opposed to rural China.

>>71307024
Nigga guangzhou is a tier 1 city you are literally next to nice cities like shenzhen, hk, and macao.
Get some hot qts in shenzhen and go introduce her to your parents faggot.

>>71297085
You'll be fine Zhang.

I myself am going on a pilgrimage to Mongolia in May.

>>71307153
So... Guangzhou is a large city like any other first world western countries or not? Also i work in an electronics store i dont have a large amount of wealth so i wont be getting girls anyway

>>71297207
how the hell did you even end up like this? i think your parents are right about this decision desu.

>>71307267
just work and make friends with the people in the store, then follow them to the bar or something

>>71307267
Nigga you can teach english there and make $$$$ also guangzhou is literally one of the richest cities in china after shanghai, shenzhen you dumb fuck you should be lucky you arent going to some dirt poor rural shithole.

>>71307329
But arent you suppose to not trust anyone in china?

>>71303786
In what way is living in Canada better than Korea? Seems so hideously boring compared to how fun living in Busan was for me.

>>71307365
So guangzhou is actually a nice place? As in its modern. Not too behind from real cities?

im chinese in southeast asia. i speak the language but fuck me if i ever have to live longer than 5 days in that forsaken hellhole of a country. they just build and build and leave their shit to rot. its true. nothing will happen to you because you are an unimpt cuck

Does China have public uni? Maybe you can go there, suck their Chinese taxes and get a degree out of it.

>>71307373
not strangers no
friends are another story

>>71307457
Id probably have to pay a lot of money for it esp since im not a citizen

>>71307417
Its literally one of the best places for a foreigner to live faggot. I worked there for two years. Theres a walmart, tepco and everything there. If you are lonely there are also a fuckton of english teachers fags there as well. Go search advchina on youtube faggot those fags live there.

>>71307300
Im just a lazy fuck who only played video games. Really.

>>71307560
how can you be Chinese and not academically successful?

>>71307496
Are there only paid unis there? We have good free ones, and we don't even call ourselves commies. Getting citizenship for free uni seems like a small price to pay.

>>71307590
>when society expects you to be smart but you fuck it up.
I just spent a lot of time playing video games and browsing the internet instead of studying

Chinese culture only culture

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>>71307545
I guess it looks livable. It just looks like chinatown.

>>71307409
better internet, more interesting shit to do. I want to go PCbang ;__; Sucks my dad immigrated here in 80s when korea was literally china tier but now i realize living there wouldnt have been so bad. Now im just stuck here working for his hotel business and i can never leave visit and live intersting places. ;__;

>>71307850
Just dont venture onto the countryside. It gets real ghetto and shitty there.

>>71308280
Is that pic the country side?
Do you feel less cucked since living in guangzhou?
It looks like living in Guangzhou will teach me how to get cucked even more.

Tell me some ghetto places in guangzhou so i can google image it

>>71308364
No that pic is like downtown you dont want to see the countryside.

>>71308364
>>71308417
Everything across the beijiang river is just empty apartment blocks and ghetto towns smelling like shit. Those chinks are the chinks who will eat you.

>>71297085
>chinese who are born in the west are dumbed down and "cucked" by western upbringing

This is correct. Mama and papa know best, mr.zhang

>>71297085
Do you have a qt boipucci? If yes I'll import you and you can live in my basement and play vidya until I need to use you.

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why don't the just send you to North Korea?
if this is true, your parents are weird as shit

>>71297207
You're 22, they can't force you

>>71308700
Why do ppl keep saying it's true? How are we cucked?

>>71308616
What will they to me?

>>71309456
If i want to have a roof over my head i will have to listen

>>71309515
You dont even want to go to your country.
You're cucked af

>>71309625
Are you chinese? My intuition tells me you're chinese

>>71309588
Iff at 22 you can't get an apartment alone or with friend I have no pity for you. I hope they do send you to china

>>71309798
Come on Canada... I thought we're mates

>>71309791
what?

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>>71309943
>have a job
>cant support yourself

>>71310185
Rent peices in australia is extremely expensive. Part time work at minimum wage wont be enough

>>71309559
Probably stab you for being 竹升

>>71310265
let me guess, all the billionare chinks bought housing and skyrocketed prices?

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Guangzhou has too many niggers.
Just stick to the foreigner bars around Tianhe and you will be fine.

It's massive and crowded as fuck, the metro is a pain in the ass because it's rush hour 24/7.
It's a tier 1 city but it's still China so expect guys spitting all over the place and a city that's generally a bit more dirty than what you might be used to. Eat Dim Sum every day.

Guangzhou has a pretty good and active Indie scene with many shows and nice small venues.
Keep checking Loft345, SD Livehouse, 191space for shows.

Pic related is central GZ around the Beijing lu area.

>>71310336
How can they tell unless i open my mouth?

>>71297377
Hey im cantonese too whats up bro

Pokkai innit haha

>>71310446
Yeah. On the bright side i wont have to pay rent

>>71297085
>I asked /pol/

Maybe getting away from Australia is good for you after all...

>my parents are forcing me
>im 22
l o l

>>71311074
Then dont speak your shitty cantonese then. Speak mandarin. Dont worry triads have an honour code of always cremating your body after they stab you ;^)

>>71297085
If you are not underage, then get a job and leave home

If you are underage, say your parents srsly you will kill yourself if you are forced to go to china

If it doesn't work, reporting police to child abuse

ur parents are retarded. coming to china is going to accomplish nothing if u dont have a degree. also china is full and no one wants u here. just stay in australia and get beat up by angry white people

>>71312111
Do you think china is good country?

>>71297404

that's a very chinese thing

Ask your parents if China is so good why did they move to Australia?

Your parents are trash OP, don't listen to the """" canadians """ ITT, they are brainwashed subhuman chinks, at least you have some value, try to get a better job and move in your own and tell your parents to gtfo

>>71297085
>forcing
How? If you're dependent on your parents at 22, you need to die.

>>71312132
south koreans have 2nd highest suicide rate lololol

>>71313893
better than get shot and die

>>71311115
diu lay loh moh fucking nigger
>>71313930
>implying i dont live in a priviliged rich neighborhood

>>71313984
>Implying I'm not happy and alpha normie

>>71314036
I heard koreans watch streams of people cooking or something

can you recommend me some?

>>71314125
I don't like mukbang(kinda stream you mentioned)

https://youtu.be/FXVUhjtS65Y

>>71314257
damn, let me guess, the fat one is the cuck

also, is plastic surgery truly common in south korea, or is that just some media cancer

>>71313893
t.wang

>>71297971
Thats like an hour drive from anywhere in china

>>71314595
nah
t. Yu

>>71314257
Is it not considered a terrible manner to make loud noises when eating and chewing?
I can't stand the right guy.

>>71314766
It's stream. Manner can be changed by TPO.

If you are 18 or older you dont have to go anywhere. If you arnt (which im guessing you arnt otherwise this wouldnt be a problem) then you are underage b&

>>71300590
>move country to get better life for ourselves and offspring
>send offspring back to china, defeating the purpose of moving
???

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Sounds amazing. I'd love to be in your shoes. Think of it as an opportunity. China, after all, is the future.

>>71315469
It sounds cool and all. Yet you have less opportunity in China.

>>71315469
Shanghai is pretty good

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>>71315531
So long as you don't get stuck doing any monotonous labor it should be fun. I hear most young mainland Chinese, at least urban ones love PC gaming and weeb shit.

>>71297085
maybe choose hong kong?