/brit/

doing a Jew

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

>>71289040
What are you talking about, I make the ladies swoon with my ryan gosling drive impersonation

>drink a fair bit
>Wake up in the middle of the night with an incredibly fast heart rate

Why? Dehydration?

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lads no girls are replying to me on tinder

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snek
hisssssss!

>>71289080
Cardiac arrhythmia from calcium deficiency

Next patient

>>71289080
RIP bro

>>71289089
Tinder? FUCK YOU!

Bumble is the best app

>>71289083
haha fucking lol!

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Me on my vacation to France going down the Seine through Paris.

Hey you dumb "arses", listen up. The only reason "quiet, lone wolves" are in books/movies, is because they are easy to write.

Also, go read Doyle. Sherlock wasn't quiet. He was just a man with very few restrains on what he said, which, in Victorian times, contrasted with his outwardly appearance of a gentlemen

gonna do a 'cide

>>71289104
fuck is bumble

>>71289099
reduced sensation, movement and a numb feeling in my leg

Why should we be pleasing in the politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuitions
And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood

>>71289099
I eat/drink lots of dairy

>>71289100
I might just be having panic attacks in the middle of the night lol

>>71289118
I remember the night we walked along the Seine

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When im older im moving to France and getting out of this fucking dump

my cousins are already over there and the US and AUS and NZ and UK and Argentina

Like a cancerous plague

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>you will never defeat the French at the Battle of Waterloo

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>Also, go read Doyle

>>71289099
Feels like cartilage is out of place in my lower right ribcage and I can physically touch it and put it back in place but it sticks out again instantly. Its extremely noticeable and uncomfortable when sitting down. Ive searched for the solution everywhere.

>>71289168
>what are videogames

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>>71289164
>moving to France
>getting out of this fucking dump

I think you might have the two mixed up

>>71289150
it's like tinder except only the women can message first

whos your favourite raper lads?

>>71288936
I'm sure that's what he thinks (though the rumours that he wants to run for president are overblown imo, he's definitely looked into having a political role but that doesn't necessarily mean president)

trump was pretty special in a way though, just look at /brit/; sane people hate him but still find him funny, and equally hate the hyper-leftism that he claims to rally against. mind-boggling that he won but some of the constituent pieces to his election make sense, whereas zuckerberg has absolutely no redeeming features, he's an anaemic manlet jew with a conniving asian wife and his claim to fame is getting rich off a website declining in popularity (doesn't help that fb meme pages hate him because of the reporting system and thus are railing against him).

His only potential political platform is to ham up the social justice left, but that alone won't get him anywhere and his economic policies would never challenge his large wealth and thus never appeal to the hard left

>>71289210
and only about 5 people use it world wide

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk

>>71289164
>Like a cancerous plague

The entire history of Irish migration condensed into four words 2bh

>>71289191
>>71289168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SvIV0ndEoM

>>71289220
cute pig x

every western nation is basically an Americanised mess now
no point to moving from one to the other honestly

>>71289212
ian watkins

>>71289226
retarded fucking spacker, fuck off away from here ye sheep shagging wankstain, guarantee my bloodline has contributed more to the world than yours

reading the god delusion

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>tfw it just starts raining as the sun descends on a stormy sky

>>71289212
Big fan of the Rotterdam orchestra

hail storm outside and I forgot to cover my car before leaving
fuck sake

>that stage of being drunk where youre worried you arent drinking fast enough to stay drunk

>>71289210
That sounds awful

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>if Trump could get elected, then anything could happen

Trump's been running the NYC real estate market for the past 30 years. It's not like he suddenly came from no where

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i want to shag elsa lads

>>71289267
take your cuck shit elsewhere please!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M

My song

>>71289152
Calcium deficiency resulting in tetany

>>71289185
Calcium deficiency resulting in poor bone growth

desu wtf is up with merkel in this gif

literally ashamed of her own flag

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>>71289185
do you mean like flared ribs?

never had sex

>>71289296
ahaah funny gif mate

>>71289267
alri cucklad
want some of that black cum on your willy?

>>71289218
I agree.
The naughty Jew would get btfo.
He should just stick to giving internet to impoverished kids in India so he can make money off the ads

>get match on tinder
>quick chat
>ask her if she wants to go out to drinks
>says no

theeen whyyy ddiddd youu swipeee riiightttt

>>71289305
Me neither

Reckon I'd be shite at it anyway

O say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming?

>>71289316
lol did the gook finally say no? told you you fucked it

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>>71289227
ZADOK THE PRIEST!!!!

>>71289132
>>71289139 being a Mark Corrigan never has been and never will be seen as "cool eccentric succesful man", his entire comment is retarded

>>71289250
>>71289253
sydney area?

the pm who lost america must be the worst pm in history

Sometimes get an impulse that I should just grip onto my rightmost collarbone and just rip it out. No other thoughts relating to self harm, just ripping out my collarbone. It just feels uncomfortable or out of place.

It's very disconcerting and I don't know why the thought appears.

>>71289354
yes

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the absolute state of captcha

>>71289339
No gooks on my tinder mate, this was some white student girl

why does my flag disappear in some posts?

>>71289354
Yep. North Shore.
U?

>>71289381
the absolute state of you
not using legacy is grounds to be shot for mental retardation lad

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>>71289298
Honestly think it might be this, these are my ribs

Another thing, ive had it all my life, but it only effects my right side. My ride ribcage and chestplate is lower than my left, I think this may have something to do with it.

>>71289288
I take calcium supplements.

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>>71289359
>tfw

>>71289381
>if there are none, click skip
are you really this fucking stupid

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>>71289381

>>71289360
ive heard of this before

theres this rare conditon where people feel that a limb they have shouldn't be there, causes them constant unease

something to do with a brain defect not registering that part of the body as "self"

aussie dude actually got his arm/leg cut off becuz of it after much hassle and said he never once regretted the decision

>>71289395
>>71289363
newtown
this lighting is pretty incredible desu, isn't raining yet here though
want to got for a walk in it but I only have an umbrella with a metal tip

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Ho--all to the borders! Vermonters, come down,
With your britches of deerskin and jackets of brown;
With your red woolen caps and your moccasins come,
To the gathering summons of trumpet and drum.
Come down with your rifle!
Let gray wolf and fox
Howl on in the shadow of primitive rocks;
Let bear feed securely from pig-pen and stall;
Here's two-legged game for your powder and ball.
Ho--all to the rescue! For Satan shall work
No gain for the legions of Hampshire and York!
They claim our possessions--the pitiful knaves--
The tribute we pay shall be prisons and graves!
Hurrah for Vermont! For the land that we till
Must have sons to defend her from valley and hill
Our vow is recorded--our banner unfurled,
In the name of Vermont we defy all the world!

>>71289409
I just click on the screen anyway and it usually works

>>71289359
stop falling for yank memes

the loss of america wasn't that important

the empire peaked a century after that

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oy fucking vey

>>71289429
whad do you dring of pernie zanders?? :DDDD

>>71289400
A friend had to be resuscitated as a baby and one of her ribs broke as a result, so she has a pokey-out rib bit too

Whats up with aussies and having no problem with posting their information online or meeting fellow aussies from 4chan? Its fucking weird, last thing I would ever want to see is one of you fucks irl

>>71289437
mark zuckerberg will be president one day

>>71289437
>act to build more social networks
so he can buy them

>>71289466
Ah yes I have always looked forward to meeting an irish poster, the best posters /brit/ has to offer

*turns my back to you*

>>71289437
>globalisation
>globalism

hate these meme buzzwords. it's capitalism doing what it has been doing for centuries. creating an ever more connected world market.

the idea that "globalism" is somehow an error or deviation from the norm that can be corrected is nonsense.

>>71289456
Maybe this is it hmmm rlly make me think

>>71289484
good post

>>71289426
Yeah, pouring just now, Nice lightning desu

mark "the cuck" cuckerberg

>>71289484
great post

>>71289484
>capitalism
>creating a world market

Good meme

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think i got scammed on ebay

>>71289484
maybe because Liberal capitalism is the issue

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Born a woman, now a man.

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>mfw grew up rural white trash

why yes I did have a four wheeler and snowmobile

>>71289522
what an absolute specimen

>>71289513
*throws a macroeconomics textbook at your head as hard as I can*

>>71289484
perplexing post, thorough and well explained to the mindless /pol/ drones

>>71289522
would smash this manlets head into a fine red paste and slather it into the shape of a celtic tribal tattoo on my arm

>>71289316
this is the stupidity of tinder
access to so many people at once means you have to compete with 15 other guys she's talking to as opposed to 2 or 3 in real life (and never all at once like tinder)

>>71289522

>those hips

You can tell

>>71289536
Imagine getting him (her) pregnant...

>>71289549
aha crackas just cant compete, stupid ass muhfuggin cracka

as an asian nigga i get pussy easyyy on the 'inder white devil

cracka bitch

>>71289522
imagine being born a woman and wanting to become a man
mtf are usually the mentally ill uggos but you have to be seriously fucked to choose being a ftm

>>71289549
Suggest an easier method for individuals to connect with women

The only other options seem to be going by yourself to a bar or 'joining a hobby group'

>>71289567
best post by an irishman

i find david cross incredibly annoying

>>71289569
Hey, Anon

Have you ever been mistaken for a man?

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>>71289308
not a cuck and gross don't talk like that

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>>71289549
its just a numbers game bro

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>>71289557
>Having sex with a manlet

If women won't do it what makes you think I want to?

>>71289571
work, school
build a network that will live past both and meet people through your friends

>>71289513
If you ignore the history of the European empires and the nature of capitalism since the rise of America and demise of those empires, it's no meme. It's how capitalism has entrenched itself, from the earliest merchant forms in the medieval period to the modern, "globalised" system we see today.
>>71289517
It is.

>>71289484
Globalism is the stage of capitalism that stops caring about the people of any one country, and it's made a lot of people redundant. It's gonna be controlled or corrected because people vote and corporations dont.

>>71289569
I know 2 FtMs and no MtFs, which is weird since in general MtFs are far more common

>>71289603
they look like they want to scrap especially the fellow with the jaguar skin over his head

>>71289603
2,4,3,1

>>71289605
>work
TERRIBLE idea

>school
small period of your life. doesn't apply to those in single-gender schools

>meet people through your friends
If you fuck shit up with the girl then that affects your entire friends group, plus also quite likely to result in complications

>Trannies actually feel comfortable with coming out in his country

ummmm... sweetie

>>71289633
doubt any of them have once been in a scrap

>>71289631
odd desu
don't have any transerotic fantasies like >>71289601 seems to suggests but if I was born a woman I think it would be fucking mental to become a man, even if you were a lesbian

>>71289653
lol how do you cope?@!!?

It's raining stay indoors

fuck me any time I get off school or work i stay up til 6 chainsmoking and wanking and posting on le chon

this has to stop

>>71289650
you have to take risks my friend
there is no way anyone will never lose a friend due to complete bullshit

Can the shitty Irish poster just fuck off

>>71289667
Indeed.

>>71289674
Regardless, his seems to rely on at least one or more of your friends opening the way to women.

If you're ALL in straits then there's nowhere to turn

>>71289682
why?:(((

>>71289668
>school
Underage please just go

>>71289504
fug it I'm going for a walk
love this type of rain des u

>>71289613
Nationalism created empires amigo, not capitalism

australian can't even post threads on this board haha!

>>71289703
keep making excuses not to talk to women face to face

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morning lads

anyone remember the cuckio meme

I'm a militant traditionalist and independence was a mistake. My flag is USAsian but my soul is Angloian.

>>71289714
enjoy! Don't get struck!

>>71289721
I don't think we've reached an acceptable solution in the first place

>>71289713
education, college, university, call it what you will

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>morning lads

Afternoon lads

>>71289695
You indoors? Stay safe

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>Tony Blair calls for people to 'rise up' against Brexit

Lots of discussion about dating and tinder in this thread

Might go to a bar after work by myself but then I'd just end up sitting there until someone talked to me hahah

>>71289727
Haven't gone to bed yet tee hee

>>71289778
>the people
>a minority of the population

I like old tony but he went mad after like 2002 desu

FUCK I THINK LIGHTNING JUST STRUCK SOMETHING DOWN THE ROAD

the dog is concerned

>>71289778
What is it with leftist calling for people to rise up against democracy lately?

tony "the cuck" blair

half of a mind to wank but can't be bothered either hmmm :\

>>71289777
see
>>71289796

made me jump

>>71289796
*pats the doggie on the head*

there there :)

>>71289798
blair isn't leftist, he is the creator of the radical centrist gimmick

>>71289813
Same

Just led here in bed thinking

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>750 word essay due 12pm
>haven't started

ahaha lads
chinese blokes will refuse to date a chinese girl who's had western boyfriends

they're literally just like rorkes and le coalburners

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNpXCzaWW1s

DEETDEETDEETDEET
DEETDEETDEETDEET
DEETDEETDEETDEET
DEETDEETDEETDEET
DEETDEETDEETDEET
*click*
wakey wakey britsies
time for your new working day
don't worry, I hit snooze for y-
DEETDEETDEETDEET
DEETDEETDEETDEET
DEETDEETDEETDEET
*click*
gosh that went fast didn't it
whoops you're late now anyway haha
off you go wageywagey, shall be enjoying my friday night beer

tony "please fuck my wife" blair

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>>71289798
Nothing wrong with rising up against Communism

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>>71289851

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he's here lads!

>>71289849
What's wrong with that?
Drink the milk, stay with their ilk

weird how turkey and russia are good mates now even though turkey blew up that russian jet not that long ago

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALIAHT

>>71289716
Nationalism as an ideology didn't exist before the 18th century

Sorry. One of the great tricks of nationalism is presenting itself as eternal when it's a relatively recent invention as a product of the Enlightenment.

tony "I love nigger cum" blair

>>71289851
OOPS
time for your morning commute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxDuV_aSXI4

eranu

Tony "utteraly destroyed the tories for 10 years before the traitrorous scum in my party got rid of me" blair

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Who /thunderstorm/ here lads?

could do with a wank, in all honesty

>>71289906
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>71289927
Stay indoors

tony "the small white cock" blair

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>>71289901
>Nationalism as an ideology didn't exist before the 18th century
*ahem*.....WRONG!!!!

Give this book a read sometime

uvavu

>>71289938
*wanks you off in a vigorous manner*

>>71289938
Stop parading around your wankability

>>71289845
Whatcha thunkin about?

>>71289884
mainly because i feel like i'm fucking up the chinese gf's future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h95Xj9gn1-s
SEVERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h95Xj9gn1-s
WEATHER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h95Xj9gn1-s
UPDATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h95Xj9gn1-s

tony "nigger cum in my mum" blair

>>71289984
Just fucking marry her and pregnate her uterii

>>71290008
fuck off
leave based tony alone

>>71289953
the peace of westphalia was the watershed moment of the modern state system
nationalism in the medieval sense meant being proud of your religious and linguistic brethren, not pride in the nation state

>>71290016
>based tony
>Tony Blair calls for people to 'rise up' against Brexit
lefty twats just hate democracy don't they

>>71290028
tony blair was centre right you mong

>muh democracy
>muh will off the people

>>71290040
weird how a right leaning politician would be former head of the labour party

Tony Blair was far right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ3bc920AyA

>>71290016
Stop giving him attention retard

>>71290018
You have no idea what nationalism means. It's not your fault. It doesn't just mean "being proud of where you are."

That's the way it was since the dawn of time.

When men began looking at themselves as "Germans" instead of "Saxons", then that's the start of nationalism. From that point on, nations were able to accomplish huge goals, such as over-seas empire building.

Look up Roger II of Sicily or Henry the Lion as examples of early nationalism.

William the Conqueror with his Domesday book is another example of early nationalist thoughts

>>71290066
the fact that he was centre right is the only the labour party won 3 elections

>>71290096
he's a radical leftist now anyway, forgot the past

>>71290123
>he's a radical leftist now

fuck off retard

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>brushed me teeth
>wiped me smeg
>smeared hemorrhoid cream up me arsehole

i am ready for bed lads!

nighty nite la

>>71290133


radical


leftist


whether you like it or not

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>>71290134

/brit/ i wuv u~

cum on me crumpets the bloody yanks are here!

>>71290170
smeg me arse, that's not bad la!

>uncutfags

disgusting monkeys

>>71290150
poof

>>71290170
I'm over 80% Bostonian Irish and 15% Ashkenazi, I'm probably more British than you

>>71290214
enjoy your no sensitivity, limp, dry broomstick dick

Been on dates with a hundred girls and I somehow still don't know how to meet girls

Imagine that

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>>71290224
>>71290224
>I'm over 80% Bostonian Irish and 15% Ashkenazi, I'm probably more British than you
>>71290224
>I'm over 80% Bostonian Irish and 15% Ashkenazi, I'm probably more British than you

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>>71290214
>supporting genital mutilation

someone post naked girls x

someone post cuck porn

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ZAAAAAADOK
THE
PRIIIIIIIIIEST!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiXgOQ9_-RI

>>71290090
so yes, after the peace of westphalia when clearly defined territories and nationality was formalised, is when nationalism in it's modern sense became a thing. Germans shared a linguistic heritage, but the idea of volksdeutche was literally late 19th century shit

i study politics bruh, i'm pretty sure i understand what nationalism means

i'm just like eliot rodgers except i'm not homicidal and not mixed race and not a virgin

>>71290214
Shalom

>>71290244
look for them the same way you met the 100 girls

reckon I could physically dismantle every single one of the 37 posters ITT, including myself

>>71290314
So what are you then?

>>71290339
you'd have to come catch me first :>D

>>71290340
an autistic incel loser

>>71290339
*enters the thread*
You're fucked now boyo

only oldfags will remember these

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1487294522433.webm

>>71290356
*places a tim tam in a deadfall trap*

>>71290324
Doesn't work anymore

does donald john trump in britian actually mean toilet bog fart?

>>71290367
Cringed

>>71290367
reddit as fuck

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why is the West so uptight?

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irish gf

>>71290397
Because it's not

>>71290397
why is australia upside down

>>71290406
>ya girl
Fucking hate how some women over here text like Americans. Makes them sound stupid as fuck. Just text in your own accent like everyone else

there are people who actually wear crocs

Just woke up and eating some brekkie lads x

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just relagz

>>71290367
It was a good time.
It was a simpler time.

>>71290368
"I'll get it if I'm quick"

>>71290442
What are ye having la?

wearing my crocs and cargo shorts

>>71290367
http://leekspin.com/

Might buy some Crocs and wear them as ironic social commentary

>>71290454
Scrambled eggs la'

tony blair was always right

>>71290436
i do

nothing wrong with em

>>71290465
Hope your putting them on toast or you're a filthy rasheed twat

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>>71290469

all of your base are belong to us

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>>71290469

What's your favourite cooking show? Honest answers only, please. Thanks and have a great day.

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Goodnight /brit/

Sleep tight lads

>>71290501

Iron Chef (JP)

Really like bacon, just wish it didn't have so much salt in it

>yfw you realize that there's a 100% someone in ancestry was rape baby

>>71290529

Have you considered converting to ham lad?

>>71290527
Excellent choice; favourite Iron Chef?

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>>71290469
Do you butter them up between uses?

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Quick reminder about Health At Every Size

>>71290538

it's not a 100% chance even though humans have been around for 200,000 years

>>71290529
turkey bacon

>>71290559

The Chinese-style chef was p. excellent from what I remember 2bh.

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>>71290566
we need a purge

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>>71290584

>>71290554
Never had any ham that's as nice but open to suggestion

>>71290576
Heard this tastes bad but never tried it desu

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going 2 bed now lads
cya !

does anyone remember the cuckio meme?

Absolutely love these, always get them when they're on offer for a squid

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRgktzRvZ0

>>71290617
I really want to snuggle with a woman one day

ubereats taking over an hour for beef and rice ffs

>>71290623
same

wait, why am I itt?

>>71290623
haha yeah cant beat em lol

the sheer autism

http://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/cuckio/

i really miss my gf lads

the lads are out for dinner methinks
I would check the group chat but then I'd have to respond

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>>71290644
>>71290636
Ahaha mugged myself right off there x

Meant these

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me and the lads

>>71290646
huh never new cuckio was an actual character thought "anyone remember the cuckio meme" was just one lad's gimmick

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>>71290646
wow.


well.. do you?

>>71290682
how many of those are in a scandal already?

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EVERYONE
rise for the English national anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVwdKfLOa5o

>>71290294
So you're saying there was no such thing as a centralized government in England, or even an attempt, before the Peace of Westphalia?


>DUDE NATIONALISM IS ALL RACIST AND SHIT LMAO

This is what you sound like

>I study politics

Literally so does everyone else. It's called the internet

Dump Drumpf

>>71290682
>>71290682
Second from the right
Absolute specimen

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How come the most famous Scottish person is a cartoon character??

white women sold out the sisterhood by voting for drumpf

>>71290710

*sits down and puts hat back on*

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>>71290752
>>71290752
>the most famous Scottish person

>>71290752
That would be Willy the Groundskeeper

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>>71290780
I don't keep the grounds around my willy.

no bunions masterrace here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmoQSHfO2U

Does /brit/ like good music?

I decided to have a wank in the end
Only took me about 30 seconds. Was rather underwhelming.

I have ordered a mandibular advancement device as I believe a lot of the medical problems I'm having are the result of sleep apnoea.

>>71290848
No

>>71290736
>>71290294
Also, if you don't believe me, just look at the history of England.

The Plantagenets weakened the entire central government so badly, that Barons could raise armies to match the crown. This weakening eventually led to the War of the Roses, which the Plantagenet were pushed aside by Yorkist and Lancestrians.

Tudors finally came along and attempted some form of nationalism and stronger centralization. They used their Protestantism to enforce their central power. Of course that was nearly all lost with the Catholic Scottish Stuarts

Now today the Windsors are sitting on almost every ducal seat. Their is no other royal family to challenge them anymore. If this was 700 years ago, the Windsors would be considered extremely centralized

>>71290736
>studying politics on the internet
ah yes, you must be very well informed

i'm not saying nationalism is inherently a bad thing, it's just inextricably connected to the rise of the nation state. before this, religious, tribal, and linguistic groups did exist but they weren't concerned with the nation, only the people they considered to be part of the in group

you clearly don't know what you're talking about lad, don't try and patronise xx

>>71290877
Had a wank there, sixth one today, very poor cummie production

>>71290890
>before this, religious, tribal, and linguistic groups did exist but they weren't concerned with the nation,

Correct, but it came before Westphalia. That's the point

>>71290906
This was my third one today. I wanked to a black girl.

Got a letter the other day from the head of the skips factory. They want to distill the flavour from my knob for their crisps. They said I have the perfect Skips™ flavouring.

>>71290923
you're right, there were hints of the idea of the "nation" before westphalia, but nationalism, in it's current and generally accepted definition, was a political phenomena that arose during the 17th and 18th century, the political ideology of nationalism had its roots in the treaty of westphalia

you getting super defensive and implying i'm saying nationalism is evil just makes me think you're a stormweenie with no real understanding of politics or political history

>>71290952
I polished the old knob to a Latina girl, after 6 wanks it transcends the realm of skips and enters some new uncharted territory

ah yes, $20 for overcooked, under seasoned beef that arrived cold

>>71291008
fuck off murderer

>>71290979
>in it's current and generally accepted definition

Then we have different definitions. I don't understand how you are trying to define it.

I and others define it as an extremely strong central government, or at least an attempt to make one. Hohenstaufens in Germany. Louis Ix in France. Henry VIII in England. All were very nationalistic, several centuries before Westphalia

No one's getting defensive here but you. It makes me think you're the real stormweenie here

desu, the only people I see who say it started with Westphalia have been /pol/ or Leddit

One more episode of curb your enthusiasm before bed

Just one more

i hate people from countries that don't have a demonym ending with "s" so you have to add "people" to their demonym for it to make sense grammatically

>>71291058
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>>71291058
>>71291058
>>71291058

English and Welsh longbowsmen of the Tudor era were a truly superior unit tbqh, some impressive achievements behind them

Did you know their fingers would become hideously deformed from drawing such tensile and strong bows?

>>71289043
do any of you guys have links to those vids of the crazy guy that lived across the halll from a dentist? he talks to teddy bears and think dhl is trying to kill him or some shit. i'm gonn smoke crank later and i wanna watch him.

>>71291091
Timothy James Byrne Flat Spracklen House Marlow SL72QH rented flat since Jan 2013

But he has now moved house