/brit/

fuck off leafs

first

I HATE /brit/

*fart**fart**fart**fart**fart**fart**fart*
poooo poooo peeeeeee*fart**fart**fart**fart**fart**fart**fart*
poooo poooo peeeeeee
*fart**fart**fart**fart**fart**fart**fart*
poooo po*fart**fart**fart**fart**fart**fart**fart*
poooo poooo peeeeeeeooo peeeeeee
*fart**fart**fart**fart**fart**fart**fart*
poooo poooo peeeeeee
*fart**fart**fart**fart**fart**fart**fart*
poooo poooo peeeeeee

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LITTLE

>>71287314
5 Anus Post

>>71287346
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

does levi's just not sell regular slim/skinny jeans anymore? why is it all "stretch" fit? i dont care for the fabric i like being rigid

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YANK

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Can I please have your best paki memes

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If you check any of these you are a certified normie

>has ever had a gf
>has kissed a girl
>has had sex
>has any friends (online is okay)
>is not introverted

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PRESIDENTS

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>>71287360
>>71287341

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>>71287360

George Galloway lol

>>71287314
>>71287292
tempted to watch sailor moon

shall I?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzv4yjGgOPM
tune

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>>71287372
Same thread on 4chan, same anime poster on the wall
Been sitting in one seat eighteen years in all
Freezing slow time, away from the world

He's thirty eight years old, never kissed a girl
He's thirty eight years old, never kissed a girl

never kissed a girl

why is everyone talking about trump on social media?

what did he do?

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>>71287341

BABY

can i be british

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>>71287409
yea its good once the first few episodes about Serena being annoying are done and the other characters come in.

>>71287415
not being a leftist pussy bitch

>>71287372
>has ever had a gf
yep, still have her
>has kissed a girl
ye
>has had sex
weekly
>has any friends (online is okay)
yep
>is not introverted
ENTP

una vela

>>71287440
cringing

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>>71287415
when are they NOT talking about Trump

jaja

White man in Bradford and I'm happy desu

>>71287401
shall I be the cat ?

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HILO LATINO

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAJAAAJAAAAJAJAJAAJJAJAJA

jeje

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im a cat

>>71287455
*envying
i think is the word youre looking for

>>71287415
>>71287456
i'm tired of it

it's just bourgeois drama

Lads this video is absolutely amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JXcWwHxCBE

this is really crazy

thought he was bout to smash him in at 2:40. Look how terrified they are, they think hes a ghost. That is truly amazing.

post simpsons drogados jaja

>>71287506
good post

>>71287508
>meanwhile in birmingham

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>>71287518
q ganas de fumarte una """marge"""?

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someone made this one for me

>Donald Trump
>Hillary Clinton
>Bernie Sanders

weird to think that statistically, all three will most likely be dead within 10-15 years

wonder what the reactions will be like the day of their deaths

una velota jajajaja

>>71287583
>Bog Fart
>Hairy CUNton
>Gurney Flanders

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>>71287599
AAAAAAAAAJJJJJ

>>71287583
they'll be alive till they're 90-100. they've lived as white upper class americans.

they are currently editing the DNA of an Asian elephant to swap out all the parts where Asian elephant DNA differs from mammoth DNA (Asian elephants are their closest living relatives). This is presumably easier than trying to find mammoth DNA in good enough shape to use directly, especially given modern advances in DNA editing techniques. Done correctly, this would indeed produce an animal that is essentially a mammoth. Not exactly the same, but certainly close enough in my opinion. Then (and here's the tricky part) they plan to grow this mammoth in an artificial womb.

not been having the best wanks recently. not the best wanks at all!

>>71287628
stop wanking

>>71287615
ah nice absolute bollocks there retard

post wanking videos

Am I the only lad who prefers Hairy girls?

Dunno why I haven't been eating roast potatoes more often lads, these fuckers taste so much better than oven chips

>>71287615
2016 showed us how well upper class white celebrities live

""che"" boludo

>>71287628

fap to traps

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>>71287508
yt comment: And then they all died from the common cold

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>>71287314
I've come to interupt and disturb the peace

>>71287647
fart

>>71287634
toilet

>>71287630
poo and bums

>>71287628
stinky smelly poo

>>71287615
fanny willies sex

>>71287639
i do too

they look like they'd be soft and cosy

>>71287646
love me those mini potatoes just cut into thick chunks with the skin still on and glazed with a bit of olive oil/spices

tastes SO much better than frozen shit

>>71287676
potato wedges

>>71287663
dreadful, dreadful post jeff

>not having potato wedges with the crispy skins

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Writing a book lads

Will mail it to a publisher when I suicide

just bought that lads book AMA

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>>71287636

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>>71287683
>>71287687
>>71287676
I meant like this

>>71287372
>no
>no
>no
>no
>no

What do i win?

>>71287634
>>71287647
cbf to argue with you look at the recent presidents living till 90

Had a fight with a rapist last week and lost a tooth because of it, he's up for GBH and a prison sentence, worth it desu

Why do people really think Britain will leave the EU?

We will just rebrand being in the EU as being in the EEA or something and the nazis that voted leave will be too stupid to realise we're still in the EU.

>>71287690
>having a facebook

fuck off normie

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>>71287713

looking for dominant brit bf

*I want a boyfriend + 182 cm tall, taller the better

* 15cm + dick

* able to grow a beard

* decent jawline

* white and germanic or slavic

* middle class, money doesnt matter that much

*free of STD

*must be willing to let me suck dick at request, i eat lots of CUM but only if it belongs to BF

* normal build or /fit/, no fatties (if fatty then he must be willing to excercise with me)
*must be polite

* if you cheat I will dump your ass.

* no dumb guys with anger issues

*must be into BDSM, rape is ok

What i offer: loyalty, superb dirty sex and blowjobs, a prime boipussy and good cooking skills

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The UKs law commissions is going to recommend a change in the law to make it illegal to hold official government documents relating to the economy

>>71287690
Reads like autismoyank

nice meme

i love how much of a gay faggot slut i am. getting hard just thinking about it

(i have no standards btw so pick me)

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>>71287713
My kinship

>>71287730
Is Celtic allowed?

>>71287639
How hairy? But no.

>>71287747
Greentext please

>>71287756
As long as it isn't on her face then I'm up for it desu

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>heems everyone in this thread

>>71287755
Ginger is encouraged

>>71287768
Hahaha same, but hairy feet and hands are gross.

mmmm karen

*I want a boyfriend + 182 cm tall, taller the better
check
* 15cm + dick
check
* able to grow a beard
no
* decent jawline
check
* white and germanic or slavic
relatively speaking
* middle class, money doesnt matter that much
nah working class
*free of STD
check
*must be willing to let me suck dick at request, i eat lots of CUM but only if it belongs to BF
nope
* normal build or /fit/, no fatties (if fatty then he must be willing to excercise with me)
i'm nice body
*must be polite
check
* if you cheat I will dump your ass.
ok
* no dumb guys with anger issues
check
*must be into BDSM, rape is ok
no


What i offer: loyalty, superb dirty sex and blowjobs, a prime boipussy and good cooking skills
oh fuck off you cunt

>>71287779
Hands yes feet no, otherwise good lad

someone please be my bf / kill me

>>71287774
karen is annoying

>>71287372
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
MOM DAD LOOK!!! MY AUTISM IS CURED!!! I'M CERTIFIED NORMAL

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>tfw remembering the time there was a concerted effort to get me to quit the school football team

What is the most expensive thing you've eaten?

ur mom

>>71287816
get out normo

>>71287817
you too

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chebs

might have a new job in the works
been sending out applications to teaching jobs across Vietnam, getting some solid responses so far.
just need to decide which city I'd like to live

got a nice one that seems pretty for sure right by the seaside.

made a new neopets account

>>71287832
What am I looking at here?

i did nothing productive all day

>>71287711
>Tfw you have a roasted parsnips, potatoes and baby carrots

Nothing better

all pet animals are reddit

>>71287817
kek

i was good at football. i left of my own accord and they were all shocked. i was just depressed and sick of it. my interest in football cycles hugely but i haven't played in a team since i was 13

i think that was the moment when my trajectory changed from becoming a normie to becoming a KHHV robot sperg

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Got high at noon, then did 50mg of codeine. Passed out until midnight, now tidied up the house and had a shower. Time to get comfy. x

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gf just sent me this picture of herself

>>71287858
i read that up in the antinatalism wikihow and was like, no??

>>71287797
I'm gonna tie you and then i will extract your cum with my ass

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>>71287866
here's a pic from my gf x

>>71287860
>i was just depressed and sick of it.
playing football competitively is horrid. literally absolutely no-one is happy permanently through it.

>haha the lows for the highs
no, because end of the day, the pressure on the player will be always higher than he can achieve unless he plays in a shit league

>>71287871
howdy there pardner

reminder to report every gook spammer


reminder to report every gook spammer

>>71287888
mines better

toothache is back with a vengeance

>>71287866
Those dark eyes are horrible, it looks like two giant pupils

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>>71287866
who the fuks that
>pro wrestler actress
what

YEOOOO HEYYY HAMMA WHAAAAMMMA SHAMMA HEYYY HAAAA HAMMMAA HEYYY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPd9be8R5bA

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>why yes, I am a fan of the j pop singer kyary pamyu pamyu

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>>71287934
actual photo of the kyary nonce

>i have some indian blood, but im from south amerika. i love wolves with all of my heart, and i almost cant believe that there are people who hate them, or want to kill them. it are just amaizing creatures

>>71287713
willy

>>71287724
bum

>>71287727
bog far t

>>71287730
arsehole

>>71287735
willy into fanny sex

>>71287797
cum

i dont like this general
its too fast

>>71287943
kek

>>71287871
maybe im high but i literally don't know what you mean by that?

>>71287943
me on the le

>>71287956
do u like football

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going to disneyland with my gf

>>71287902
yeah

i had trials with a few clubs but i just couldn't stand it

>>71287984
no

Are there still unspoiled indigenous tribes in mexico?

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>>71287985
respond to me
how did u discover this one
its obscure as

>>71287956
IT'S AN ARGIE BOYS, GET HIM

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CAUSE IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY

>>71288008
watch jap wrestling

>>71288008
>respond to me

p-p-p-ls respons!!!

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>>71288030
youre unusual

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>>71288028
Choon time?

Choon time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBobN-r4tag

>>71288002


>>71287888
>>71288028

anyone here been to see ballet before?

>Tony Blair calls for people to 'rise up' against Brexit

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38996179

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Kratae > Kyary

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And he's done it! that's a hat-trick for anon!

had an entire lindt chocolate santa and now feel quite sick

sad!

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>>71288097
how long till we get a Colour Revolution in Britain

>>71288002
been tagged in one of these with another girl by her mate.

shagged her a few weeks later

>>71288098
is this the so called ""thailad""

>>71288098
do a fuck off for me yeah?

>>71288062
cmon lads post choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVstHPhaJ6M

>>71288119
Who wants to know?
>>71288122
yeah

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>all these messages about jobs when I'm drying to drink and watch Sailor Moon

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heres another one she just sent me

its lunch time in japan you see

he is the rapist

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>>71288131

>>71287970
I'm gonna tie you up and then i will rub my ass against your dick until you cum, and then I will swallow your seed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAhO2_gpzBA
choon submission

>>71288062
FLIP ON THE TELLY
WRESTLE WITH JIMMY

imagine in the future thainonce is going to be one of those balding cucks who is white with a jungle monkey gook gf and an abomination of a mutt for a child
screaming at the thought

real spongebob hours

spongebob squarepants

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>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF

babestation

>>71288184
>>71288190
lol

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>when there are comments on a girls photos on interpals

>>71288155
you just KNOW

spongebob is overrated

>>71288222
DELETE this

fingers reek of skips

Next poster is a spider dont trust him

>>71288208
I have comments on my photos

>>71288242
r u a girl

>>71288242
back you 8 legged leaf

skip packet reeks of willy

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this lad gets around tbf

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just watched the entire press conference trump did today

he slammed the media harder than ever before

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anyone else here banepost irl?

>>71288251
no
but talking with qts is so easy on Interpals, and so is meeting up with them if you go to their country/if the come here.

fucked more girls off interpals than tinder.

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>>71288194
loving this meteorman gimmick

NEED a big lad to make fun of my small willy in front of an audience

>>71288275
it didn't work, and thank fuck it's dead

i look forward to the day when the last church is burnt to cinders

>>71288280
once when I was drunk I did the cia stance and went dr pavel Im cia to a girl
she got the reference and giggled

>>71288280
niggerfaggot

>>71288280
got the full outfit, fairly inconspicuous costume so i tend to just call people big guy and remind people on the rules about bringing friends

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>>71288275
>tfw muscular Christian

>>71288280
>anyone else here still in middle school?

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>>71288194
>I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN

>>71288308
cumskins btfo

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>>71288295
>thank fuck it's dead

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anyone else here fedorapost irl?

thank fuck religion is finally being phased out

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>tfw too skinny to be christian

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just came off my ban for posting furry porn lads

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>In fact all evidence suggests that millennials and Generation Z are so liberal they will make the sixties counterculture look like a Mormon fun day. Today’s twentysomethings aren’t just against Brexit – they’re living as digital nomads all over the world. Polyamory is now so commonplace that marriage is starting to look like a minority activity.

Let it all burn.

just took some pics of myself
think I might be the ugliest human alive

>>71288352
main thing holding me back from making a resume is having to take a photo of myself

>>71288349
can't wait to see all the frothing rorkes go ballistic when george soros initiates global government and open borders

>>71288352
Send me some la

I'll send you some back of me and we can compare.

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>>71288338
European christianity maybe

>>71288367
lol no

>>71288375
feels good man

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me waiting for the /brit/ bf to cum and bum me hard

>>71288349
alt fax

>>71288366
desu I'd just convert to Islam and start a ruckus/start beating up libs

>>71288399
yeah sure you would mate

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>>71288349
>. Polyamory is now so commonplace that marriage is starting to look like a minority activity.

AND I'M STILL A VIRGIN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

if there was a legitimate global government with authority and capacity to punish crimes anywhere in the world, backed by all un member states, taiwan and the other weird ones, why would this be bad? wars would literally become a crime equivalent to murder, global rules for trade could be balanced so everyone's got the same labour standards so no undercutting by pajeets or zhangs, social security could be harmonised so nobody stands to have a better life by moving from shit country to good country with bennies, as they;d have the same spending power at home and could probably live better

dunno why peope hate the idea of globalists desu

>>71288405
I don't have any real problems with conversion
all I'd need to do is shave my moustache and get some muzzie mates to roam about in a pack with me.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/cuckold-fetish-sex-relationships-men-want-partners-cheat-new-high-a7423616.html

fucking LOL

>>71288366
See this is where the rorkes and yanks are kidding themselves. There won't be a big moment, when the government demands your guns, or ISIS takes over Birmingham. That would be too nice, that you could fight.

It will just be slow erosion of any value in human existence, the gradual decline of real purpose and the commodification of meaning until everything is shite and everyone is reduced to the level of a comfortable serf, mindlessly consuming and fucking the pain of what we could have been away.

And even if by some miracle you resist and throw off this slavish mindset and actually improve yourself, you will be completely alone and probably suicide from the sheer hopelessness of it all.

>>71288393
why is /brit/ riddled with fags?

like i know it's in your nature to be attention seeking little receptacles for all sorts of disgusting antics but come on, you don't need to congregate here

just go to some seedy hiv ridden bar and fuck each other there, ok? thanks

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Not sure where to go from here lads

Do I just say "sure"?
Do I push her to commit?

>>71288412
it just means Brad and Jez get ALL the gfs instead of just some of them

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http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/we-now-date-six-people-at-once-study-claims-dating-a7443186.html

>tfw never had a gf

If you had the chance to be diagnosed with cancer, would you take it?

>>71288435
>39 minutes ago
fucked it. probably already has plans

>>71288441
fake news

>>71288433
sounds like somones a bit bigoted

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things will be ok
when you worry it just makes you worry more and anxiety eats you alive.

>>71288450
go to bed donald

>>71288447
Cool your anxiety jets m8

>>71288441
what do you think normies would make of us if we spilled the beans to them?

do you think they'd treat us like aliens?

>>71288433
I occasionally make gayposts for a laugh but I'm not actually gay.

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>like i know it's in your nature to be attention seeking little receptacles for all sorts of disgusting antics but come on, you don't need to congregate here

USB C is sick lads
you can just fucking plug the thing in anyway

Washing some t shirts in the sink cos fuck paying £2.60 at the laundrette

>>71288482
Normies don't even know you exist mate. Actually that's not fair. They wouldn't believe it even you told them. Your life is meaningless to them, it makes no sense.

fugg

i can't hear anything below 200 Hz

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pleb serfs = Diet Coke/Caffeine Free
Commoners = Coke Classic
Patricians = Coke Zero cherry with a splash of rum

>>71288505
*whispers at 199hz*
all yanks say penis if you're not gay

Paul Robeson was the greatest black man

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What the hell happened /brit/??

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>In January, OkCupid recognized the growing prevalence of polyamory among its users, who are generally 35 or younger, by allowing people to search the site as a couple. According to the site’s data, 42 percent of its members would consider dating someone in an open or polyamorous relationship

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/to-be-young-and-polyamorous-in-the-age-of-okcupid/2016/02/09/4d2d875a-aff8-11e5-9ab0-884d1cc4b33e_story.html?utm_term=.565d2ef6d843

>>71288496
I hope it becomes standard
I know Apple is trying and I would love if they succeed

>>71288509
>Coke Zero cherry

good fucking lad

>>71288512
sight is still intact you silly willy billy

>>71288505
reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/5uhnfp/23m_virgin_never_kissed_a_girl/ddu4ulc/?st=iz94x1wv&sh=607953dd

Virgin from the UK, 23. Which of you is this?

My first computer had Pentium 100 MHz CPU and around 500MB hard drive. Maybe 16-32MB RAM. Then my second had a AMD K7 750 MHz with like 10-20GB of HDD and 512MB RAM. What a treat that was.

runts are outside my window again....

>>71288515
Yes lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0bezsMVU7c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT2qnM3s0Cc

>>71288542
jesus fucking christ

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>>71288517
time is cyclical

>>71288509
Yeah fair coke zero cherry is fucking good

learning about cuckolding

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>>71288542
that subreddit is fucking infuriating

just full of normie women attention seeking and plain men getting no real help

fucking hell

>>71288558
Good post

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How big of a willy do you need to break a woman like this in?

Tbh I reckon the only reason I dislike gays is that they have the inherently unlikeable personality of a woman, except I can't even fuck it so I don't put with it.

>>71288554
Regardless of his politics he has a fucking wonderful voice

>>71288541
*whispers at 198hz*
Still didn't say 'penis'
faggot

>>71288565
>tfw Coke Zero was just a ploy to sell diet coke to men
but it does taste much better than diet and classic does imo

>>71288585
some are sound but some (particularly young gays) are fucking annoying

>>71288517
I really don't care about the "degeneracy" of society.

I would participate in it if I could, but I can't.

I don't get worked up over muh SJWs muh degeneracy, it's pointless. I wouldn't fit in in any society. If anything I would hate to be in a society with strong social/gender roles, wouldn't be able to handle it.

>>71288583
5 inches

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>>71288542
Fuck me what a disaster

>>71288600
yeah men were like "eww diets, im not a women!" so they made coke zero
similar with pepsi MAX

>>71288585
idk why they feel the need to put on a stupid voice, it's fucking grating to listen to

>>71288609
lies

What's runs through someone's mind that they would drink regular coke that's got like 35g of sugar in a single can when for the same price you can drink something with no sugar for the same price

I could understand it if you're some kind of endurance athlete but most people aren't

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>>71288585
Rorkesheed.
Sounds like you've never had a gay mate.
No, I'm not talking about the ones who go out at gay bars, that's like saying I dislike heteros because of Deanos.

god tier: new coke

>>71288604
At least in a society with strong gender roles, you would be afforded some protection by your own gender and orientation.

That's how I see it. I'm a traditionalist because then i would have the most control over my own life and maybe people would leave me alone.

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I find overly effeminate men annoying in general

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Post pics that make you think

>>71288638
*poo coke

Ginger Ale & Ginger Beer are both better than cola in general.

>>71288636
I've seen gays, don't associate with them though. Flouncing around, always hang out with girls and make bitchy comments about anyone who looks at them. Attentionseeking cunts as well, usually.

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>>71288660

howdy fellas where are the bitches

>>71288660
Got a hunch this cunt will run for president in 2020

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>>71288660

>>71288639
I don't really want that, it would just feel like I was putting on an act to make other people happy.

is pooping morally justifiable if im doing something important?

Females are responsible for all the pain in life

>>71288441
who dates six people at once

I know a fair amount of people and I don't know anyone who does this

would drop a girl immediately if she was dating other guys, don't really get this culture where we are supposed to be super cool with everything and never have feelings

like if youre dating someone you obviously like them to some degree, so if you had a choice you would rather they not fuck other people while they are fucking you

its not that unreasonable is it?

>>71288702
nah its all the fault off the normies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI

anyone else sitting with poor posture right now?

fix it

>>71288677
fuck that's even more cancerous than Hillary...
And the way social media companies are acting, shutting down right-wing accounts, it would be a dark day...

Bought womens deodorant.

Tired of buying deodorant marketed at men with flashy letters and black backgrounds that actually smell foul

smelling like lime atm

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>>71288663
Yeah, okay.

>>71288707
They all go on tinder and message tons of people then have like 5-9 peeps theyre dating during the one time

>>71288683
Mate, you do realise in the old days you could be as quiet and anti-social as you wanted and people would just say you were stoic or eccentric as long as you were a reasonably successful, straight man?

Then came the sexual revolution, the feminisation of society, over-socialisation and now everyone has to be talking all the time or you're a fucking freak.

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>>71288723

>>71288735
i do that too with shower gel

women just smell much nicer tbqh.

never understood why men are obsessed with fucking cologne and other shitty smelling crap that makes you gag

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>>71288723

>>71288721
I feel really sorry for that family

>>71288735
I like Nivea Men, that one that actually deodorises instead of smelling.

>>71288743
don't use tinder 2bh, internet dating is for nerds and losers ahah

His country is literally called POO RICK

>>71288761
>>71288735
at least you lot are normal "europeans".

I lost my deodorant while traveling through europe, and literally couldn't find deodorant anywhere in Spain or Italy. It was all cologne

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>>71288721

HI WOOWEE

>>71288768
my thoughts exactly

no mother deserves that

>>71288707
>don't really get this culture where we are supposed to be super cool with everything and never have feelings
>tfw normies chat all this shite but I have genuinely had my pleasure centres lobotomised by 10 years of persistent depressive disorder and cannot feel anything

Haha

>>71288768
i feel very uncomfortable around retarded people and this video made me genuinely scared

they are so fucking unpredictable, they could strike you at any moment and you wont be ready

>>71288770
nah all the normies do it these days
went out to the student union with them once and they were all talking to people they had met on tinder
fucking cretins the lot of em

>>71288768
naw I ALWAYS get a good laugh out of retards

>>71288749
absolute utter bullshit.
>in the old days you could be as quiet and anti-social as you wanted and people would just say you were stoic or eccentric as long as you were a reasonably successful
It's exactly like that nowadays you stupid fucking faggot. This idiotic line of thinking you're praising so much is so popular now there are movies and shows about it: Mr. Robot and other normie "geeky" shows, the hero of most movies, Sherlock, The Imitation Game and everything that cunt acts as nowadays, I could go on. Your entire comment is fucking retarded

Once tried to engage in hatposting on /brit/, but there were way too many fedorable posts

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>Once tried to engage in hatposting on /brit/, but there were way too many fedorable posts

>>71288784
>literally couldn't find deodorant anywhere in Spain or Italy.
Refuse to believe this.

>>71288824
>Stupid fucking faggot

fuck off you yank twat. knew you were a fucking yankee-doodle

FOY

>>71288784
find that hard to believe

>>71288801
*gazes forlornly into the distance*

....I'm always ready.

*turns quickly away in a 180 degree sweeping motion as my trenchcoat flutters in the wind behind me*

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I would like to meet the fabled Pintmen of Ireland haha. Legends.

>>71288768
didn't even play it, can't handle those videos and don't understand why someone would invest their time watching them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY5way9lsTQ

Only Tiesto tune I like

What should I put in my about me on interpals lads

>>71288749
laughing if you think this
my grandpa would tell me about some nerd he knew who killed himself because he couldn't find a gf