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animeation

maine

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How do girls justify becoming troll tier fat and then becoming usually skinny within the time frame of a year or half of one? How do they lose weight so quickly?

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this is some high brow humour

scots truly have the gift of the gab

Culchie runt anglo lickarse, don't utter a word this thread

wow this comedown is harsh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL41EXic65g

>>71285770
saw this a few months ago, is it only "funny" because its told by an old possible war veteran?

>>71285785
American phenomenon, Europeans maintain a healthy weight off the American cum rations we receive

>>71285801
i hope you fuckin die

Taking a fat dump

gonna drop some acid tomorrow, might post here

>>71285722
I make a lot more money than you, I'm a lot more happier and fulfilled than you, have to go to bed now to be up and manage by business. You probably aren't working? Got a reputation for dodgy jobs already? Sure are you even finished your training yet? Stuck in a classroom with a bunch of other people who failed at life and now think that the ""trades"" meme will be their saving grace.

Anyway to each his own, work on your anger lad it'll get you in trouble one of these days you run your mouth too much.

>>71285832
Fat drumpf???

Ahahahaha drumpfkins btfo epic

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

would kill for a valium right now

At the drive thru and this fucking coppers been at the order thong for about 5 minutes Jesus get a move on there's Pakis to arrest

been trying out a new meme on this normie black girl that i sit next to at work.

shes always talking to me about night clubs, valentines day, things she does with her bf/friends, etc.


today she was telling me about this swingers club she went to and when she was done talking about it i was like "heh, i wouldn't like to go to a swingers club 2bh. id rather spend a friday night alone with my cat than go there"

she was taken aback and a bit confused, then her eyes got really big and she brought out an aggressive looking face and said in a really deep awkward voice "you have a cat?" and that was the end of the conversation, then i went to joke about swingers club with the other black girl that sits to my left


i pattern interrupted the nigress, she literally didn't know how to respond to me and i could see her shitting herself just a little bit. of course shes probably making fun of me on the inside but its fun toying with her.... i got to peer into her soul for a moment. there was nothing in there btw.

>>71285770
classic

>>71285823
this tb h
>>71285850
dont

>>71285836
>coming here on acid
everything seemed really bizarre and sinister when i did that

>>71285790
Redpill me on the difference between the Irish and Scots

>>71285820
duh

good evening beto

>>71285790
adorbs

>>71285836
nice one but nah drop acid with a good m8

these cunts here aren't good mates

What's the ideal breast size?

>>71285865
that's because everything here IS really bizarre and sinister

I liked the darker side of a trip when I used to mess around with L, once you see the humor in it it's a good time.

need a pale curvy gf with a soft squidgy belly and big boobies and black hair

>>71285894
C

>>71285894
36 C

>>71285865
how many tabs u take?

>>71285855
I'm fucking dying here. I'm pissing myself. What do you mean by this? Was she disgusted or afraid of the cat? Why didn't you go to the swingers club with her and cuck her bf?

>>71285894
size isn't the biggest factor in determining how good some tits are, its all about the shape.

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>>71285888

>>71285894
DD's

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absolutely off my head on paracetamol

dont tell mummy

>>71285865
good im looking forward to that

don't call me beto ever again

>>71285917
delete this

going like an absolute mad cunt on the strepsils

>>71285872
They used to be the same, then only based highlanders who were later forced into the lowlands were Irish. Nowadays most are anglo rapebaby cucks but there's still a few based scots (irish lite)

>>71285770
top tier dad joke

>>71285738
i discovered it myself actually.

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>>71285790
great post

>>71285916
It's a simple question, stop dodging; yes or no?

offering to suck the cock of anyone who can find me either a recording of the live show or an artbook of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK4MDRWOHAs

>you're a first-time vegan and it's nice to meat ya

i remember this line drove me nuts when i first heard it

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>>71285929
took Ibuprofen earlier

who /devilish/ here?

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BEEEEETOOOO

is it depression if you still feel happy sometimes?

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Ah yes

what is sucking a penis like?

what is giving oral to a woman like?

>>71286005
yes. depression doesn't have to be chronic

Gigner nut biscuits and milk

Mmmmm

boring posts

*takes out guitar*

alright here's fast car

>>71286005
yup

where's that dumb fucker who suggested i take nytol to get high?

I took 300mg last night and just fell asleep

>>71285915
what i meant with the cat thing was that i wouldn't enjoy going to go to a place like that, i just wrapped the message up with something an autist would say, the stereotypical lonely guy with a cat.

the other girl sitting next to me was saying the same thing, we were both a bit grossed out by her stories. the storyteller was a bit grossed out too to be fair because she didn't say she enjoyed it, she was just bragging about how "wild" it was.

>>71286014
>/pol/ will still defend le based assad

>>71285989
>took three ibuprofen, couldnt find instructions
>peel the cover later, see instructions
>take one every fjfjjjjkj hours take two if pain doesnt respond

4kilos of dipdab right up the shitter

feel like ive been pozzed

Now I feel pressured into making an exciting post

Fuck

still wondering how many "yanks" here are actually chicanos
>>71286005
ye

Reckon the muzzies should stop having kids while they're at war with us then

>>71286005
No

Self-diagnosis is a meme. Get over yourself.

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Honestly wonder how my family put up with me sometimes.

>>71286023
>Gigner nut biscuits and milk
good taste lad

>>71286014
What the fuck

That's like something out of a war film

betito :3

What's the furthest you've fallen? What was it like?

>>71286058
>>71286034
>>71286022
good to hear
get proper angry at myself for being happy sometimes haha

>>71286063
been professionally diagnosed 3 times over the past 3 years lad

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CIA is himself experiencing a fight club-esque identity crisis. doesn't the mantra "i'm CIA" hits you as the ramblings of a mad man? he uses it to cling to what he thinks, what he HOPES he is. he wants a purpose. he can't be a monolithic singularity like batman, bane or raja ghoul.

we see his instability when he projects it onto his prisoners. the perfect canvases with their silent tongues and blank faces. "who paid you to grab doctor puddle?". as we all know, CIA is being paid to grab doctor puddle. he's questioning authority and allegiance. "he didn't fly so good": here he refers to himself in the third person, in an out of body experience. he knows he's slipping, he's doing poorly, this plane trip isn't going to plan. CIA didn't fly so good. "a lot of loyalty for a hired gun". why is he loyal to the CIA, so much so that he considers them one and the same?

and of course, "why does he wear the mask?". CIA doesn't know any more, he doesn't know why he rises every day and wears the mask of a steely-eyed and hardened CIA agent.

and that, my friends, is why he becomes his own bane. think for a moment. CIA and his underlings enter the plane with doctor pavlova, bane, and the mercs. we're seeing all the events from the eyes of CIA. all we really know is that CIA enters and bane leaves. do we know bane entered? of course not! he wore the bag, and CIA/bane left so many corpses on the plane, it isn't hard for him to imagine he is finally free of his law-keeping vessel, having left it with his brother, a representation of the shedding of his other identity. he embraces the bane of his existence.

coupled with the heavy insectile metamorphosis imagery (shedding of the wings, the body of the plane hanging like a cocoon from which bane springs and flys out anew, the blood-sucking and the mosquito man, the body bag being opened like the amniotic sac of an embryo) i think it's fair to say this is entirely canon.

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me in the back right

will you job them lads? look like hard men

>>71286014
I don't understand. Is the child missing legs?

>>71286043
I'm howling st the thought of you sitting in a cubicle gossiping with your black female friends about swinger clubs. Is the one that wasn't the storyteller a nice girl?

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don't know much about planes but I don't think they're supposed to be made of wood

>>71286068
Plan on moving out on my birthday, whether I have a place to move into or not. Fed up being a burden.

donald trump is deporting illegals!

>>71286085
no swearing please this is a Christian thread

>>71286098
https://youtu.be/S5W5tXxRv1E

>>71286111
is this good or bad

>>71286092
About 65 feet. It was lots of fun and I did it several times.

Say it with me

"Prime Minister Corbyn"

>>71286094
Professional diagnosis is an even bigger meme.

Screeching at the state of your masculinity to go into three different consultations and utter the words "I think I'm depressed"

Dr Goldberg really did a number on you lad.

>>71286103
where is this from m80?

12 foot off a roof, can't remember anything about the actual fall except the extreme pain when I regained consciousness, I had dislocated my shoulder up to my neck but it's all good now and there's a metal,plate in there.

>>71286092
far

Maddening, then left me apathetic

>>71286130
How the cluck does depression even get diagnosed. They don't check your brain chemistry.

>>71286098
>Evropa

cringe

just looks like an old boys club for rich frat boys

>>71286102
storyteller girl is really mean, the other one is very nice to me because she likes me but is in general sort of rude to most people as well.

>>71285932
good lad

>>71286131
dunno found it in another thread la

donald trump is seeking respect from russia

>71286143
off the top of my head, i cannot think of a single thing which i care less about than the words in this post

>>71286129
no lad

Premier Corbyn

>>71286014
me in the green jacket

i like corbyn, he doesn't kiss israel ass like nigel

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>Identity Evropa

>>71285903
it was when people were sending things to tim which was pretty bad

>>71286147
>I'm sad doc
>okay, how long for?
>a while
>how sad?
>very
>right, take these, you've got depression, fuck off and let me deal with patients who have actual problems

It's a meme.

Business idea: nuke mexico

>>71286155
I imagine African American women are generally quite rude and unwelcoming

..king corbyn?

>>71286170
To be fair, the post wasn't for you. It was for the aussie. Wind yer neck in.

brazilian guy in my class eats bananas with everything and said all his friends and family do too

>>71286170
if you hated it so much you'd link it properly so the rest of us can see it 2bh


way too lazy to ctrl F it
please fix this post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvIJvPj_pjE

Really liking this song by the smiths one of you posted

post more

>>71286193
Yea, that was pretty sad

>>71286217
BRRRRRAAAAAPP

@71286216

my god RETARD

i do not read any posts made by Irishmen

>>71286210
He your mate?

>>71286254
acquaintance

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>depression

>>71286130
akshully
the first time i got dragged there by my parents when i was 16

>>71286147
>>71286195
t. never had depression
get back to me when you're literally paralysed and can only think of killing yourself

>>71286200
yeah youre not very far off, they actually are a bit rude. generally the less educated they are the more rude they are.


the "upper class" black girls are generally good people to be around and they act pretty normal but they're just very rare in my area. south florida, its pretty ghetto.

does anyone have that video where the woman is hitting the guys bag with an aluminum bat

>look at post details
>posted from aberdeen scotland
>masterfully avoid post text with my gaze

>get back to me when you're literally paralysed and can only think of killing yourself

ah yes sounds llike something you'd need confirmation from a doctor to know lad

>>71286277
>the first time i got dragged there by my parents when i was 16
>having parents who actually gave enough of a shit to get you to a doctor

Literally how were you even depressed you absolute spastic

>>71286277
I've thought about killing myself every day for about 8 years now. Still don't feel like I'm depressed.

>>71286126
What the fuck do they mean with those posters? Sculptures? what the fuck does that has to do with anything?

>>71286277
Alright, I'm getting back to you, now what?

beto cuando es tu cumpleanos

>>71286277
Oh nooooeeee u poor lil guy :'((((

>>71286294
my parents did the same, runtlet

>>71286325
>telling your parent's youre depressed

DON'T do this

i want to look up the symptoms of a stroke but dont want to have a panic attack from reading them

>>71286288
>redditflags
disregarded

>>71286310
Symbols of European culture. Contrasts with sandnigger culture of shitting in streets and all that.

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heh take the /brit/pill kiddo

>The Mexican seethes with rage any time another Latino posts here and steals his gimmickry

>>71286277
just ignore the spiteful idiots on here

4chan and society as a whole has socialised them into attacking the problems of others as insignificant, especially mental health, which is still appallingly sidelined in western society

they rage against people that haven't caused them any suffering, thanks to the propaganda being stuffed into their heads

A 78 year old lady running as an independent in the Stoke by election has been arrested for 'stirring up racial hatred' because of her manifesto

The police seized her computer, phone and address book

https://abolishmcrm.com/party-constitution-and-manifesto/

Need you lads to pick a letter and number

>>71286325
My parents told me to get over it. I said i feel like killing myself and my mum said to put newspapers down if I hang myself because most people lose control of their bowels and she doesn't want to clean that up.

Tbh that did a really good job of persuading me not to do it, but it wasn't very sympathetic.

i find weird that many nazis ended up working for the jews

>>71286337
I did and they've helped me.

>>71286388
Another wild conspiracy theory? Where does it begin and end?

71286411
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Skorzeny

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The YOONIVERSE is AMAAAAZING

>>71286370
Agree with this, except the bit about it being society rather than just 4chan. Most people are really sympathetic to depressed people.

Coming on 4chan and expecting any kind of sympathy or understanding is a bit silly though. It's our oldest tradition to tear that down.

contestame

c 7

>>71286384
Screeching at this ngl

Your mum sounds jokes la

imagine waking up every day with the last name "cox" aha x

anyone got that pic of two fat yanks sucking each other off?

>>71286432
>Agree with this, except the bit about it being society rather than just 4chan. Most people are really sympathetic to depressed people.
it's changing but not changing fast enough

hopefully lots of old cunts die off and society changes

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>>71286455
Well someone isn't anymore

>>71286370
This is /brit/ not /pol/
I haven't ridiculed that guy with depression (yet) and it's definitely an issue for some people but it's also true that it's vastly over reported and diagnosed in general, especially adolescents who are barely mature enough to experience real issues.
saw my brother get fucked over by that depression and took anti-depressants, they used to make him all hopped up like he was on a sugar high and generally stunted his mental development

>>71286465
>t. depressed student wanker

>>71286384
your mum sounds like a complete cunt

should've caved her in

>>71286384
>>71286294
so just because my parents didn't treat me like shit, that means i can't be depressed?
and just because you might have had a harder life than me, that makes you the arbiter of who can and can't be depressed?

>>71286467
please dont make jokes about dead heroes, thanks

>>71286467
wOOOPSIIIEES

>want a loyal gf to wife but also want to go through a couple girls to experience it
am i the baddie lads

Where are your friends tonight?

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:3

NEED to quit smoking

>>71286523
MATCHED WITH A FIT KOREAN A FEW DAYS AGO BUT SHE NEVER REPLIED

woke up at 5:30 pm today

aha where did it all go so wrong

I wonder why the most macho men "get over it pussy, depression isn't real" types are the weakest cunts with the most mental issues
>>71286345
European.. culture.. old greek/roman sculptures.. Extremely debatable

>>71286476
I doubt anti-depressants did that to him. They generally make people lethargic and lack energy, not hyperactive. I take SSRIs and feel numb most of the time, not on a sugar high

>>71286478
i'm a student and i am depressed yeah. don't think i'm a wanker though. fuck off

>>71286523
GOTTA
GETTA
GOOK

>>71286530
I haven't smoked in four days because i live in the middle of nowhere with no shops and I'm fucking dying, as soon as you stop the cough gets way fucking worse

>>71286347
is britfeel on r9k

>>71286523
would feed my cock to this alien specimen

>>71286550
yeah well ive woken up at 20:30 at the latest so dont think you can come in here and talk yourself up fucking yank

>>71286512
>tfw actually found a nice girl who is a bit thick, but really fit and likes me a lot
>now I'm looking everywhere and feel like every girl I see I have a chance with, don't want to tie myself down to the first girl when so many other girls seem interested now
>will probably end up losing both and remaining a virgin

Haha the state of me

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>>71286547
>talk with a girl for half an hour
>she starts ghosting me out of nowhere

>>71286560
yes

>>71286572
>20:30

LITERALLY have no clue what the fuck that means

FOP

>>71286556
I'm 27 and have been smoking 15-20 a day since I was 14 and I never cough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NFV8dHrZYM


contemplating life to this song at 2 in the morning

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>>71286574
>tfw this happens with everyone I meet

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I'M DEPRESSED
AND PROUD

happy valentines day brit

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swimmer girls?

>>71286578
didn't expect any better from a fat virgin mong like you

>>71286556
Yea I've heard from friends that it takes a bit to clear all the shit out and stop coughing

Was at the beach last weekend and went out for my morning cigarette and tequila sunrise. A guy with dreads and a parrot on his shoulder came over when his dog ran up to me and we got to talking for a bit, really cool guy. He told me about losing his mum and wife to cancer and how he had quit smoking, really made me think about how terribly my family has handled smoking related diseases.

>>71286523
>girl with a male name

not a fan

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>>71286619

>>71286552
They're Renaissance statues lad.

>>71286553
they were uppers iirc, aren't those considered anti-depressants?
wasn't so much the drugs that fucked him though, he was so conflicted and confused about being diagnosed as depressed that he couldn't really act normally around other people for a long time, bit of a self-imposed exile
he acts fine around his gf and hist current group of friends but if sort of granstands around family members and old friends, as if he's got something to prove

>>71286482
You;re a twat who got a bit sad?

Did your gf dump you or did you not have sex for like a whole month? Maybe you fell out with one of your dozens of friends, or maybe your favourite football team lost, or maybe you just felt like you weren't getting enough attention so you thought you;d do a cheeky suicide attempt?

Just fuck off, people like you just take up doctors time, while people like me with actual problems like panic attacks and paranoia have to wait longer.

Reckon there should be a multidisciplinary team in every hospital dedicated to persuading specimens like you to do the honourable thing and renounce your membership of the human species, of which are so undeserving, and do us all a massive favour. I'd gladly volunteer for it myself.

dumb frogposters

>>71286612
me on the right

>>71286646
normal people don't attempt suicide lol

>>71286612
ah yes time for the weekly spam of the same 10 pictures of underaged girls in swimsuits

>>71286646
SCREECHING
kill yourself you fucking sad case

mexicANO

>>71286428
pooniverse

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janny doesnt like it when i do this so i'll just do two more

>>71286710
>broad shoulders

Not a fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auE

should be the national anthem if only england weren't so fucking shit at football

>>71286014
fake

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>tfw got an impressive big dick and fully aware of it but too autistic to get girls

what do lads

>talk with normie very passionately for hours and hours on steam/irl
>next time we interact theyll barely speak to me at all/ghost me

why do normies do this

>>71286710
they're like 14 bro

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doing some job applications

>>71286741
oh fuck off with this gross dick talk

I don't have a dick i have a phallus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oncOs9KIvvs

new goal gf

AH YES TIME TO SPAM THE SAME 10 IMAGES OF UNDERAGE GIRLS IN SWIMSUITS

>>71286769
VAPID
ROASTY
WHORE

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>>71286741
>tfw got a tiny dick
who else here /masterrace/?

>>71286755
dont sexualize them pervery pedo
just young women proud of their sport

>>71286646
oh
i hope this is bait, you kind of upset me
i don't choose to go to the doctors, my parents force me
i know i'm a waste of time
my parents didn't treat me too good either you know, i just don't like blaming my problems on them

>>71286761
SCARY photo

might become anorexic to get attention

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeM4c7lTeMY

absolute state of london blud

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ended up sleeping for almost 12 hours

>>71286769
why do girls all wear those chokers and have daddy fetishes

fucking creepy

28 degrees today with a nice breeze

Went into an air conditioned restaurant and the Brit girl cashier was GLISTENING with sweat

Are you really that sensitive to heat?

>>71286761
Ah yes vampires.

might become obese to get attention

>tfw you sneeze and your chest is in agony
kind of refreshing desu

might become anorexic to get attention

>>71286796
why do non-whites love caps so much?

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>he doesn't ride a bike

pathetic

also r8 mine

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>>71286784
>tfw big floppy dick that gets stuck in my zipper or knotted up in my boxers

have virgin handwriting

going 2 get some cider from the kitchen

-5c now 18c saturday

lips are not going to like that one bit

>>71286800
because other girls wear them

>>71286804
did you fuck her?

>>71286827
bikes are a massive luxury in Canada because you can only ride them for a few months every year

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>>71286827
here's me back in 1994

>>71286830
You mean non-joined up?

Only literal retards don't join up their writing

>>71286741
>tfw literally a 9/10
>get put with girls in like group tasks or teams
>they blatantly like me, laugh at everything I say even when it's just autistic mumbling, touch their hair and face, stare at me when they think I can't see them
>don't know how to do anything about it
>group or teamwork task ends and I never talk to them or see them again

Haha this has happened about a dozen times this year. Getting to the point where I don't care anymore.

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>tfw too sad to wank

>Just fuck off, people like you just take up doctors time, while people like me with actual problems like panic attacks and paranoia have to wait longer.
he's right you know
i don't want to go to my doctors anymore

>>71286860
i can and usually do cursive but i find it difficult to read later sometimes

my hand gets stiff easily and my handwriting changes by the day desu who else is like this?

>>71286821
threaten to dig up bondi beach

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>>71286858
>tfw 2 strokes over 300cc are a billion pounds

>>71286863
careful champ
if you don't care they'll froth even harder

girls call me betito

fuck everyone in this thread

>>71286860
My mum never learned it, didn't know she was retarded, cheers lad that explains a lot.

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>>71286827
>mfw i see a bike rider get hit in the chest by a fist sized chunk of hail and he loses control of his bike

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>>71286863
Why isn't talking to females taught in schools as a basic fucking skill?

>Be literal 9/10

Stopped reading this false publication wherein this was mentioned

>>71286872
I kind of agree with him

If you have EVER had a gf or had sex you cannot be depressed

period

>i bike

DON'T do this

motorcycling is virgin transportation

my letters are all joined up but i definitely wouldnt call it cursive rather it resembles parkinson's patient's best attempt at a straight line

>>71286887
This works if you actually take it somewhere. I don't care and then nothing fucking happens because girls are way too insecure and scared to take it any further.

i am 15/10

>>71286872
maybe you just don't feel like wanking you mong?
happens to me all the time, especially after a big cummie

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>>71286900
Seems her retard genes got passed on

fukc cunt nigger coon dick twat anus willy jobby shitskin spic turd cracker kike

>>71286827
cba learning to drive

too scary

1.5

>>71286927
>implying

>>71286947
i had my porn open and i was ready to go until i read his post
now i can't get it up

5.6

>>71286956
t. angry kid

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>This is considered a 15/10 in Mexico

i'm around a 5 and im only 5'8

eh he

If you have ever had sex or had a girlfriend you are a normie

But 'having sex' does not include having sex with prostitutes

lo llaman "el betito"

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>>71286975
riding a motorbike is much easier than driving a car Tbh

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Adolf Hitler was probably correct in some if not all of his assertions.

might buy a load of booze tomorrow and go on a massive bender

oh ffs

the mick still believe i am the fatty of the pic

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>>71287007
if you've ever been friends with a girl AND/OR kissed a girl you're a normie

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>>71286998
holy sh*t is this the basis for this frog meme?

>>71286956
yank teenager detected

The gf just told me she loves me, good feeling desu

>>71287007
i'm subnormie at best even though i've had sex.

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>>71287007
>>71287031
Agreed

I'm nearly 22 and have still not kissed a girl yet

i sometimes think about if i magically went back to being a kid but kept my memories

makes me h*rny desu

maybe i'd be confident enough to be a normal person

Any of you have a good British paki meme

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>i had my porn open and i was ready to go until i read his post
>now i can't get it up

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my gf

>>71286921
It's not even a lie.

I have absolutely no redeeming features of personality. I'm a shy, autistic freak if I don't know you and bitter, spiteful twat if I do know you. And yet girls always like me, because I'm good looking.

Kind of depressing how shallow they really are.

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Woah

>>71287032
The icelandic poster made that, its a mexican variation of CIA pepe

>>71287024
You got bullied out of the South American general for it, that is you

>>71287033
umm actually we dont say willy jobby or twat

>>71287039
get rid of her bro, she doesn't love you really. she loves what you mean and what she provides you bro. all womyn are like this.

/lat/ later realised that the fatty is not me

>>71287061

he's right, all variants of the same idiotic meme ideology dependant on the that particular people's specific mode of production

>>71287076
You never used to contest it, but now the meme has passed and you do? Very suspicious behaviour here, El Gordo

>>71287074
She's a jap and conservative though

irish subhuman

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then they found out he was this kid

>>71287050
i would definitely set myself up for success at an early age but sooner or later i'd probably fall back into bad habits

>>71287086
oh ok

i've never had experience with these so i can't say much

>>71287060
women are revolting

>>71287086
*seduces her at a bar with my big white cock*
*fucks her*
*she doesn't tell you*
lol

>dates asians

h'oh boy

looks like some little runt's nuts 're going to be twisted right off steer style

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>>71287061
hate that mong

ahahahahhah it is him, not that he convinced me of otherwise

EL GORDOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>71287061
REALLY

WHAT A FUCKING REVELATION

Convert all churches to synagogues

>>71287081
you're just saying words, empty words

he's being a captain obvious

>>71287110
capitalist

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>>71287086
>She's a jap and conservative though

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>>71287086
>disgusting race mixers
>conservative

What ever happened to icelad? He left around the same time as the teenage Icelandic poster came (hes a wee ballix)

I miss him

>>71287113
stop it

beto needs a palo for his dishonesty

>>71287116
>>71287122

>>71287103
haha le yank black demographics joke xd

>>71287122
fuck off, how is love disgusting??

digimon

LOADS A MONEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

LOADS A MONEY

>>71287137
was meant to say grow up to them

i deserve everything bad that happens to me desu
hope i get cancer

digital monsters

>>71287144
hello neil

>>71287137
>>71287155
go to bed lisicki

>>71287170
i really should

>>71287060
Thing is for girls, when you're good looking, "shy autistic freak" translates to "cute loyal guy" and "bitter spiteful twat" translates to "conflicted bad boy with loads of issues who i have to fix".

i prefer the guys that are termed 'Alt Light' since they're pretty redpilled but at least social, humourous, charismatic, normal.

meanwhile full-on Alt Rightists are fucking cringeworthy and pathetic


Alt Light: Milo, Sargon, InfoWars
Alt Right: Richard Spencer, BakedAlaska

>>71287197
dunno what any of this means

>>71287145
alri pedo

>>71287197
pro-fact: anyone using these labels for themselves is a certifiable mong

>>71287197
Weird right is best.

>>71287194
funny post 2bh

i prefer to call myself "labelless"

What are some good movies about pre 1800 Europe or America?

>>71287247
monty python and the holy grail

>>71287247
Apocalypto

>>71287247
Jeremiah Johnson (sort of since its in the 18th century) about the Frontier

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>>71287231
This