the law-edition
*legalizes weed*
/sharts/
>>71280620
good edition
>>71280642
Chile please
Cucks
WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE ROAD GOES
WHERE THE DAY FLOWS
ONLY TIME
>>71280783
not straining meat
>>71280719
i want to have sex with that anime
>>71280795
I strained my meat earlier
>>71280783
maybe it's from watery salsa
>>71280841
yer mum strained MY meat earlier
>>71280826
if you soak it in stuff for flavour and intend to use it on a breaded surface or something that you don't want to become soggy you need to drain the juice
some pans in for cooking have a strainer on the bottom of the meat.
This thread is off to a good start
>>71280719
>unironically being fat in 2017
You should kill yourself now and save the medical care system your selfishness
>>71280905
my mom used to make something like that except with marmalade
reminder
communism?
>>71280826
Hi, can you please tell me a German bedtime story
>>71280969
I get you're trying to make things sound sexual but it's how cooking works.
>>71281045
does your mom cook for you?
>>71281103
I'd suggest looking at some recipes. You shouldn't have such a hard time with this.
我有亚洲恋物癖
get up offa that thing
UH
*fucks you're mouth*
Pssh... nothin personnel
>>71280910
They shouldn't be classified as humans.
Once you become obese you should have your human ""rights"" remove and others should be legally allowed to execute you on sight if they want
Got some terrible news for you, footkraut.
http://researchautism.net/publications/4067/assessment-and-treatment-of-foot-shoe-fetish-displayed-by-a-man-with-autism
i want to become the american Linkola
>>71281195
*sharts*
NEED a 1980s city pop gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLryhE9z9mA
>>71281253
Shouldn´t be too hard to find an Asian in canada
>>71280910
This wouldn't be a problem if you didn't socialize your medical industry
Looks like commies lose again
>hurr durr you won't get banned for posting a picture of your ex wife's ass
>
>>71281253
你有亚洲恋物癖吗?
i have $10
what should i get at the grocery store for my one meal of the day, or subway since its inside my grocery store
just took a cheeky shower
anyone who has foot fetish should be castrated for being submissive cuckolding lover
>>71281339
>first she cucks you
She never did such a thing
>>71281209
People over 20% bf should be put into labour camps. People between 15 and 20 should have certain rights curtailed, mostly ability to purchase certain types of food and drink.
>>71281291
It wouldnt you're right, but that's the reality we live in. It's easier for fat people to not be fat than to change our Healthcare system.
If I had it my way, fatties would have a grace period of 6 months to get down to a max of 20% bf, and enter that they'd be put into forced labor camps.
>>71281369
are you really sure about that
>>71281358
Chicken and rice
>>71281386
>labour
Shant be replying to you any longer
Connecticut or Massachusetts?
>>71281358
If you only have 10$ you can get enough to make 3 meals.
Bag of rice, bag of frozen veggies, and however much meat you can afford after the fact. Surely you have some form of seasoning at home?
>>71281414
Its how it is spelled in my country you retard, forgive me for not betraying my own nation
>>71281378
gross
>>71281414
maybe
>>71281409
100% sure
>>71281386
The average bf% for women is like 25%
>>71281409
me on the left
Trump did another embarrassing thing again
Glad I'm a leaf now
>>71281450
no this is specifically for today i get full grocery money tomorrow
>>71281448
You're probably some bonelord who thinks he's ripped because he weighs 11 pounds at 5'6
>>71281477
Average =/= ideal. You should never aspire to be average.
>>71281476
Post it again.
*gets in giant egg*
wow 13% body fat not bad
if humans had exoskeletons would they yellow like teeth
>>71281502
Then:
>head of iceberg lettuce
>softboiled egg
>cucumber
Tasty salad mate, the soft yolk acts as dressing
>>71281358
Get 10 of those little banquet frozen shits
Just a reminder that the universe was created by a "Big Bang" which was really a giant virgin alien nutting himself in front of a hot qt
>>71281428
Those are the assholes of New England
>>71281557
i'd rather learn how to make salisbury steak myself desu
>>71281600
This. Better off getting rice and chicken.
>>71281511
Okay but let's make the assumption that the average is also the median, you're saying we should throw at least a quarter of the population into work camps at a perfectly fine bf%?
I don't even disagree with your sentiment that as a whole people need to stop being so fat, but your solution is fucking retarded tbqhwy
>>71281568
this checks out i think
>tfw no dogface gf
>>71281635
I'm not saying that the average/below average should be camp'd. I'm saying we should actively adjust society so that the lowest on the scale are still okay. Similarly I would prefer if average height was 6'2, doesn't mean I think people who are 5'11-6'1 should be gassed.
>tfw no gf
why does /brit/ always have twice the activity of /cum/?
>tfw no bf
>>71281763
because its an endless race to shitpost harder than anyone else
>>71281743
>>71281777
>>71281476
Did you get your steam back?
>>71281793
He's not gay
>>71281678
pls stop posting that
>tfw no gf(female)
>tfw no wolf
>>71281788
>>71281792
Don't we mostly shitpost too?
>>71281812
this
im not gay
>>71281860
all of my posts are of the utmost quality
I am
>>71281899
*sharts*
Going on patrol
>>71281973
your guys idea sucked
getting a two liter of pepsi a buffalo chicken on italian herbs and cheese and hot cheetos
could really go for a subway sandwich with some salt and vinegar chips. I think I'm gonna do that before class, fuck you you can't stop me
>>71282119
>salt and vinegar chips
Excellent taste
>>71282070
Disgusting.
You are a waste of skin.
>>71282119
*breaks ur legs*
>>71282119
>>71282148
subhumans
>>71282148
I heard that the ones in the states aren't as good as the ones here
best chips coming through
>>71282148
>>71282164
>>71282178
sour cream and onion is also good
>>71281316
You only had to blur out the muff you dip.
>70 degrees out today
>In a week it'll be snowing again
>>71282191
weird, why's that
>>71282220
correct
>>71282234
sounds great
BBQ ruffles or git out
>>71282119
>salt and vinegar
>>71282119
>>71282148
>>71282220
GOAT coming through
>>71282290
yeah that is pretty gud
>>71282290
they have these at my local store and Ive been wanting to try them
but theyre like $4+tax each
>>71282249
Not sure. I have distant relatives in the states who would always buy tons of them when they came here, because they said ours were better.
>>71282321
it's basically just vinegary barbecue
>lusting for uncovered whores
Reminder: you will burn in hell
>>71282376
>he says as he posts a whore uncovering herself
>>71282376
she needs a tongue scraper
>>71282376
>SE Asian
Good thing she didn't show her monkey face
>>71282413
how do you scrape your tongue without gagging?
>>71282411
Her head is covered.
Hair is the most sexual part of a woman's body, infidel.
>>71282376
She's lusting for me if she's showing her flesh
>>71282448
practice
>>71282448
stick your tongue out
>>71282207
seconded
>>71282493
I'm not even scraping that far back and I gag
I'd be a terrible woman
I got free food from McDonald's today
>be me, go to McDonald's during lunch time
>busy as fuck, there's the new two lane system drive thru where they take 2 orders at a time
>order a mcchicken and mcdouble
>drive up and completely accidents missed the first window, thought it was closed
>a spic hands me my food and says enjoy
>o-ok
two many oregon posters
one is CHI
(not me)
What do you think of masculine boobs?
>>71282600
Oregon is a good state tho
>>71282596
>stealing burgers
That's a felony
>>71282547
Just keep doing it until you get used to it. I don't gag anymore
I'm starting to think that Islam is the superior religion
>>71282641
She's probably trying her hardest not to laugh at his baby carrot dick
Islam should be wiped out from the face of the Earth desu
>>71282641
Me haha
>>71282673
>t.
chicanos should be wiped from the face of the earth, desu
>>71282691
Islam is a religion of peace, and rarely used force to gain land. Rarely.
>>71282669
You should keep this a secret...
>>71282691
>>71282712
True Americans right here.
chicano pride, nation wide
>>71282735
Why
>>71282745
Open wideeeeeeeee
>>71282777
*succs ur penor*
>>71282493
>>71282581
>>71282641
>>71282762
I'm happy to see you've gotten over your irrational islamophobia
>>71282811
The gf?
eating a girl out is so much fun :3
I have liberated
rejoice with me, brothers
FUCK you so called white poeple
>>71282811
CALGARY
little cocks deserve to get locked up in chastity and left there to rot for the maggots to eat up, such is the recompense for the tiny dicklets
>>71282891
Honestly nothing irks me more about the de-whitening of the US than seeing many places in New England being majority-non white it kills me
>>71282808
what a friendly yank
>>71282903
Auf wiedersehen faggot
>>71282891
>>71282932
>>71282927
I want to buy a chastity cage
>>71282932
as long as they don't learn about the undercities, we'll be fine
someone is stealing all my god damn socks
>>71282994
lol...me sorry...
>>71283010
GIVE THEM BACK
Who is the best California poster?
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>Runs away
>>71283046
i hav big dic
>>71283041
yes hello
>>71283041
>pepsi
Baja
>>71283041
orange county
I'm undoubtedly the worst Californian poster desu
>>71283067
You're not allowed to vote
Stop or else I'll disqualify you
Why are Californians such prideful people? What do they have to be proud of?
>>71283129
Their state is pretty OK
>>71283129
GDP larger than most countries on earth. Center of much of the world's culture.
I don't really like California tho
>>71283129
CUTE girls
GOAT mountain range
best sports teams
best mexican food in the states
>>71283129
http://fortune.com/2016/06/17/california-france-6th-largest-economy/
>been messaging a qt from one of my classes for a few days
>get hammered on bourbon on valentine's day and ask her out
>we're going out in few days
Feels good boyos
>>71283206
nice, describe her
>>71283129
muh gdp
*collapses from water shortage and yearly wildfire*
>>71283237
a bit obese
>>71283266
>leafs still think we have a water shortage
>>71283266
You're a bit behind on your memes kid
>>71283266
>water shortage
Have you not been paying attention for the past 6 months?
Hillary Was A Alien That Visited earth To tTy To Ruin The Election
Humanity Won, We Are Winners
everybody dance
>>71283206
>drinking alcohol
>conversing with uncovered whores
Your soul can't be saved.
Should I get 1 extra flag or 2
4 flag dicklets please contain yourselves
>>71283206
Sounds a lot like what happened to me desu
>>71283336
depends on which ones are nicest
>>71283336
get six
>>71283319
There's no prohibition against alcohol in the quran, just against immodesty
>>71283336
little cuck
Invest in Kazakhstan.
>>71283336
2 flag master race
>>71283336
You can only reply to me if you are boyfriend free girl under the age of twelve
>>71283384
giggled out loud for a few seconds
>>71283400
tell me about dogface
why does she wear the filter?
>>71283399
t. Ohio
Is extra flags the cool kids club?
>tfw no publix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn_3P9YDwJk
>>71283409
she deleted her tinder so iunno
just saw her today and we're gonna spend all afternoon/evening saturday going to the movies and general stuff. then the zoo on monday!
>>71283409
She seems nice
>>71283426
It's for redditors and reddit sympathizers
>ywn dance the gay tango with a qt argie boy on a sunny afternoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onynuHmBUmQ
>>71283237
>Chinese (inb4)
>qt smile
>dark, almost purplish hair
>semi-redpilled
>lax-catholic
The qt is on his way buds
>>71283483
You gonna fug his butt?
>>71283552
he's a bottom idjet
>>71283552
He's gonna fug my butt
>get a highscore
>asks for a name
>ASS
>gets changed to cap
wow thx japanese developers
>>71283564
>>71283568
Remember to leave room for Jesus
>>71283593
threesomes are a little much
>>71283593
I've already turned the cross in my room around
Stupid janny thought he could ban me
How do I cope with dating a Papist, buds?
>>71283638
Are you the one with the Frog gf?
>>71283638
The pope is dope desu
>>71283661
PlASSer doesn't use caps and I always post frogs
>>71283638
decapitate her
>>71283638
It's pretty easy familia
>South Dakota is a poor excuse of a state. It costs the United States more money to have South Dakota as a state than South Dakota makes worth. They should be considered a territory still...
Wtf I love secession now!
>>71283675
Oh. idk, has it been a problem?
>>71283675
and you have shit taste
>>71283705
Her dad seems to be a hardline Catholic desu
He asked me if I was a Protestant
>yes I am a protestant
>>71283739
Don't be mean
>>71283747
I'd just try to avoid it desu
>why yes, I am a christian
>Why yes, I am a member of a specific branch of a religion/an atheist
Daily reminder
>why yes, I am a Muslim
>>71283779
I'll show you a fucking oyster
*unzips dick*
HEY HEY
HO HO
IMMEH-GRAYSION HAS GOT TA GO
I was invited to attend service at a protestant church, should I go? I have no interest in converting but I might go if it's not too boring just to be polite. What actually happens in there?
>>71283810
Fishing in empty waters
Gotta go buds
>>71283829
all gays gotta go
>>71283829
Seeya later buddy
>>71283823
You should go, new experiences make you a more rounded person
if you arent a upholder of christian way and morales you dont belong on cum
>if you arent a upholder of christian way and morales you dont belong on cum
I have edged for 15 hours now
Im waiting for Arkansas to invite me over
>>71283829
Bye
>>71283823
>What actually happens in there?
You form a real connection with G-d. Something Papist scum would know nothing about.
>>71283802
>>71283852
This desu
/cum/ is a Christian and radical centrist general
>>71283860
>Yeah I vape, don't freak out about it bro
>Dude chill! It's not a cig, this is way healthier
>mind if I vape brah?
>alright guys, settle down. I vape, now let's just move on.
>there's no secondhand smoke, it's totally safe bruh
>"oosen up, man. It's just a vape pen. Don't call the cops or sumthin'
>hey guy, you got a light? Naaaaaah, I'm just playing. I vape, if you didn't know
>how many ohms you got bro
>what juice strength you runnin?
>what coil you running brah??
>woooah sick clouds lmao
>bro it's just water vapor stop getting mad
>i get my juice sourced from aborigines in the alpines
>it's not addictive, i only go through two bottles of juice a day
"Trump's approval rating drops to 39 percent"
That was quick
Business idea
>>71283867
the only acceptable love is between a man and his waifu
>>71283909
good idea
>>71283904
http://www.drudgereport.com/
When will Trump have made America great again?
>>71283909
>iceland
It's beautiful
>i inherited a mess but it's also a finely tuned machine
>trust me im the best expert there is on these things
>>71283909
Cascadia needs Northern California too
not quite large enough yet
>>71283909
>making me share a state with leafs
>>71283976
Get fucked buddy boy
cascadia is a russo-chinese fabrication
>>71284022
Your mum's a Russo-Chinese fabrication
The Universe is a strand of hair on some aliens nutsack, prove me wrong
>ironically support trump
>/pol/ is autistic and takes the ironic shitposters seriously and sways the election trying to fit in
I play the free-roam in Destiny for a couple of hours each day by myself, just killing infinitely spawning goons
Such is life
>Cascadia
A twinks wet dream
>>71283999
fuck you and your trips pal
>>71284022
>>71284094
no bully
>>71280620
Why the FUCK aren't you playing The Sims Online right now /cum/??
>cuckadia
>>71284132
I didn't know it existed
>>71284054
How do you cope with your country being a giant confused meme for the next four years?
>>71284132
I don't want to drown in the irony
>>71284165
>four years
>>71284165
with more shitposting
>>71284132
how to play
>>71284180
He wont last four years
just ordered a french dip and some bread sticks from the local pizzeria
>>71284180
at least
Eating some cheeto cheese puffs
All the best essays I wrote in high school I wrote either drunk or high
Drinking soda is bad
>>71284157
>>71284176
>>71284187
FreeSO.org
/cum/ mansion in the Sims when?
big hill
>>71284282
I'll get started right away
>>71284313
lol saved
'nading this general with no survivors
https://youtu.be/SblRmirRTwk
>>71284324
That hill gives me anxiety
>>71284313
pontius pilate can suck my nuts
teehee
t. reddit
>>71284393
*survives and kills you*
>>71284404
t. meganerd
>>71284427
lol
>>71284393
nice memes
>>71284427
teehee
>>71284452
How can I be a meganerd when I have a job, car, bf, home, and all-around grand life?
>south dakota
More like south dumbkota
>>71284486
because youre a turbonerd
>>71280620
just bought a 1990 hilux lads
>>71284427
lmao that's hilarious
>>71284509
>>71284490
I'm a meganerd who likes reading about history, looking at maps, and playing grand strategy games buds
chess
winner gets a melissa debling gf
https://lichess.org/Fu83chiD
>>71284551
>melissa debling
No thanks
*chicken noises*
cmon
>>71284551
That's fucking disgusting
>>71284490
>>71284490
THIS
>>71284513
>tfw no Hilux release in NA
Enjoy it mate
Had to go 5000 ducats into debt and give one province to my fellow Habsburgs in Bohemia, but I finally forced the Magyars to accept the chins as their rightful rulers
>>71284594
But Iceland is in North America
>>71284594
it only has 307k km on it, rustoleum paintjob and it's a non turbo
https://lichess.org/D2jhO4F3
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
>why yes I am a truck enthusiast
>wake up
>its 5:30
>hmm sems kinda bright tout
>:PM
just fuck my shit up
>>71284490
that's incredibly rude
>>71284574
>>71284590
>literal fags don't like big tit brit slag
>>>/g/aschamber
>>71284675
literally me
>>71284643
Did you buy it just as a daily driver?
>>71284711
Don't like butterfaces dumbass
Suppose you Europeans don't have an eye for beauty
>>71284702
<3
>>71284746
yep
>>71284756
>that's a butterface
Truly mexican-tier taste
>>71284756
>butterface
new thread
>>71284911
>>71284911
>>71284911
>>71284746
Me on the right
>>71284993
Fugg pic