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>Posts NEW on 301 posts

Disgusting little fucking Canadian rodent actually this desperate to get his little Dublin meme in, fucking swine

>>71277960
damn how come the tower Montparnasse has a huge shadow like that

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Because of how fast this place is nowadays, it's lost it's culture. /brit/ used to be comfy. 2014 was the Halcyon Days of /brit/. Back then there was time for some fun stupid discussion and tripfag personalities to form. Now it's just 10 posts per minute of ""LE IRONIC LAD MEMEPOSTING XDD!!""

Shan't be coming here anymore lads. Goodbye, it was genuinely fun while it lasted. I guess I might migrate permanently to brit/pol/ or cripple/brit/.

SERIOUSLY ACTUALLY HONESTLY MY LAST POST

https://twitter.com/skynewsbreak/status/832321173346275328
ah yes we just need more multiculturalism

>>71279737
actually I made it last thread

>>71279748
Haven't you got a fruit shoot to go nick? northern pleb

>>71277960
shit thread shit leaf

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What did she mean by this???

>>71279737
Look at the timestamp you stupid fucking potatonigger.

don't really mind the montparnasse

>Start stalking grill
>after a few days her twitter goes private

hmmmmm

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Good vibes in Scotland!!

>>71279786
genuinely ghastly

imagine unironically apologising for stalin

>>71279789
>>71279776
Shut up before I deck u ya fuckn mouth ur nothing but a mouth and I'll shut ur fuckin fat lips for u ya guttersnipe ya fuckin clown

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I WANT THE TREX PIECE

>>71279786
wtf is the dee from its always sunny

>drinking alone in the flat
>cigarette burns down arm
>broken hand from punching a wall
>haven't been into uni all week
>sent a fucking horrendous text to a girl on Tuesday and her response was that nothing'll ever happen

Life feels like a right fucking mess atm

what should i put as my tinder profile?

Interesting how close Britain was to revolution 1919

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4230310/Britain-s-forgotten-revolution-1919.html

http://pubs.socialistreviewindex.org.uk/sr226/rosenberg.htm

>>71279786
is that the woman from it's always sunny in Philadelphia

>>71279742
Tbf, the Soviet Union had incredible econimic growth and went from an agrarian society to a super power, no?

>>71279822
craig looks a bit like the ex's dad

>>71279850
get a grip

>>71279850
couldnt care less

>>71279850
are you me, lad?

>>71279822
Guarantee you're one of the sour cunts calling scots stackheads

Not that you're wrong, same in NI the people are extremely, extremely irritable and aggressive

>>71279875
obviously not

>>71279796
theres people near there who sell bitcoins for the low

>>71279781
Not northern.

>>71279908
well it looks like her

>>71279850
at least you aren't blogging on the international section of a chinese cartoon website about it

>>71279875
>>71279875
>>71279841


its tara reid

from american pie

>>71279917
don't really rate bitcoins it's a stupid idea

>>71279822
Who are the scots trying to fool

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>>71279762
Nobody likes tripfags and its always stupid discussion, this for example is a stupid post

>>71279850
stop doing all of those things
start going uni

problem solved

>>71279867
>socialistreviewindex
shan't

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My da was a proud pintman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wJeANKYMtU

>>71277960
no

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>>71279838
>TREX

>>71279850
Why are you doing this yourself?
Seriously, think about it. If you simply stopped doing stupid things your life would be like 60% less shit

feeling OK

\blog

>>71279934
cant buy good dope on dw without them lad

>>71279950
>thirty pints a day

that's an awful lot of pints

>>71279971
>Seriously, think about it. If you simply stopped doing stupid things your life would be like 60% less shit
Ah yes

>>71279950
we call them alcoholics

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>>71279786
Proper shame how she ended up.

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>>71279876
All of it was built on the back of the Romanovs desu.Wouldnt have been possible if not for their imperial ambitions

>>71279981
oh yeah forgot about that

>>71279850

grow up you fucking child
also piss off never post again

>>71279970
Epic, simply epic bro XD

Takes a true /b/ro to see Sam hydes intellectually offensive racially divisive superior comedy for what it is, right?

*brofist*

>>71279944
ok then

On the 80th anniversary of Britain's teetering on the brink of revolution, there are still those who cry, 'It can't happen here!' The lessons of 1919, when British workers, like those all over Europe, strained at the leash to overthrow the capitalist system but were dragged back, are therefore still very relevant today. The Russian Revolution of 1917 lit a flame which flared all over Europe. There were revolutions in Germany, Austria and Hungary, and in many countries the growth of mass Communist Parties. Britain in 1919 was part of this rising revolutionary wave.

The First World War ended on 11 November 1918, but workers continued to suffer all the wartime privations, and they rebelled in a massive wave of strikes, with working days lost leaping from nearly 6 million in 1918 to nearly 35 million in 1919-- an average of more than 100,000 workers on strike every working day-- the highest, by 11 million, of the century.

The target of the workers' discontent was the state. The controller of all the major industries during the war, it became the natural focus for protest. It also reeled under the impact of mutiny by its own soldiers, sailors and airmen at home and abroad. In addition the police, late in 1918, held a widespread strike, and their discontent seethed throughout most of 1919.

The crisis had many focal points-- the army, police, engineers, but above all the great industrial unions of miners, railwaymen and transport workers, forged together in the Triple Alliance.

The first to step onto the stage of history was the army. The slaughter of 1914-18 had been ended on the Eastern Front by the Russian Revolution of workers, peasants and soldiers in November 1917, and on the Western Front by the German Revolution of workers and soldiers in November 1918.

Revolution, then, was the spectre that haunted prime minister Lloyd George's newly formed cabinet.

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opinions on Dan Carlin's hardcore history?
His blueprint for Armageddon series was fucking intense
Just finished listening to 'The Destroyer of Worlds' and i'm about to listen to 'American Peril'
I feel like i'm actually learning something lads

>>71280022
Churchill was demanding the retention of troops and further conscription to fight Bolshevism in Russia. Troops refused and mutinied to go home.

On 3 January 2,000 soldiers in Folkestone refused to board the waiting boats for service abroad, instead leading a protest march of 10,000 through the town. For the next fortnight, despite a total press blackout, there were nearly 50 mutinies involving tens of thousands of troops in Britain and abroad. All demanded speedier demobilisation and no fighting in Russia, but other grievances relating to dehumanising exploitation by officers piled up. The navy was not immune. At Milford Haven the sailors on HMS Kilbride refused to do their watches for the rotten pay they were receiving, refused to go to sea and hoisted the red flag.

Many of the mutinies were highly organised. The cabinet had no option but to concede. It saw the hydra head of Bolshevik revolution in every strike and mutiny. Mutiny was subject to the death penalty, but when the commander-in-chief, General Haig, wanted to shoot the leaders of one of the strikes, even Churchill had to demur, for fear of repercussions at home. The strength of the workers' and soldiers' struggles thus saved the mutineers, not only from death, but from any punishment at all.

The other instrument of the state's security forces, the police, were also up in arms against poor pay, the sacking of a police union organiser, and-- most importantly-- for recognition of the union. The National Union of Police and Prison Officers (NUPPO) had been formed in 1913 and was affiliated to the London Trades Council, but was harshly refused recognition by the Metropolitan Police who threatened dismissal of anyone joining it. A strike called for 29 August 1918 was supported beyond the wildest dreams of its organisers, by 12,000 out of the 19,000 Metropolitan police force. The striking police knew how to deal with a scab:

>>71280038
his voice is fucking annoying,

>>71280021
>*brofist*

I literally just posted this meme in the other thread, and you're going to copy it?

That's disrespectful to everyone in this thread right now

>>71280038
What is this game?

are twiglets counted as crisps even though they're not potato based?

>>71280068
Saya the pone ñoñ

>>71279786
>>71279995
she was v v v hot in scrubs

>>71280060
Lloyd George was driven into a corner. With industrial unrest, police on strike, soldiers disaffected and unreliable, he capitulated, giving the police more than they had asked for in some respects-- in pay, introducing a widow's pension and reinstating all the 20 sacked NUPPO officers. He later said, 'This country was nearer to Bolshevism that day than at any time since.'

The police returned to duty 44 hours after the start of the strike with a famous victory under their belt. In one respect, however, Lloyd George outwitted the NUPPO negotiators. He said, 'The government cannot recognise a union for the police in wartime.' The union negotiators who acceded to this fully expected that recognition would be given after the war was over. But the government instituted a number of divide and rule alternatives to NUPPO, improved pay and conditions considerably, and when they were ready, at the end of July 1919, provoked a strike by snubbing a police deputation. Large sections of the force were thoroughly demoralised, and the strike failed miserably, with under 3,000 coming out nationally. All the strikers were dismissed and never reinstated. Meanwhile the government learned the danger of undervaluing those servants it expected to be its loyal bully boys when industrial strife took place. It never made the same mistake with the police again.

Mass meeting of workers during the Forty Hours Strike in Glasgow
In 1919 strikes inspired more strikes in a ceaseless tide of militancy and solidarity. The key to the semi-revolutionary nature of the situation was the activity of the working class at the point of production.

The first major industrial confrontation, which started on 27 January 1919, was the Forty Hours Strike in Glasgow and Belfast. Glasgow had been in the vanguard of the class struggle during the war. Engineering-- munitions-- employed one third of all its workers, who were overwhelmingly unionised.

>>71280083
what

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some celebrities go dating show is on the telly
joey essex is on it
do you reckon he's actually that thick or does he put it on
reckon he puts it on desu

>>71279876

Russia was already a super power

The Tsars already/were in the process of making Russia into an industrial state since about the 1870s , 40% of its GDP in 1900 was industrial and industry continued to grow after that with French loans and new reforms until WW1.

Soviets just built on the Tsar's work.

Also if you are familiar with economics read on the advantages of backwardness, high growth is just a country catching up to its PPF curve, prosperous countries aim for low and stable growth

Conversely it went from being the world's largest exporter of wheat to the world's largest importer under the Soviets.

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>opinions on Dan Carlin's hardcore history?
>His blueprint for Armageddon series was fucking intense

>>71280038
blueprint for armageddon is s1ck but I personally preferred kings of kings which is still free btw

>>71280071
Just trying to fill ya boots dawg, you left me hanging that last thread! Sup with that!

*brofist*

>>71280106
XD

>>71280094
From 1915 onwards big strikes took place on both the economic and political fronts-- all of them unofficial. Out of this movement was born the Clyde Workers' Committee (CWC). This was made up of shop stewards from the striking factories, all of whom were socialists, and it led whatever strikes took place in the engineering industry. The end of the war faced the engineers with the problems both of unemployment and the absorption of demobilised workers. The CWC proposed a reduction of the average 54 hours a week then being worked to 40 hours. This is what they struck for.

The workers' response was magnificent, up to 100,000 coming out in an active, energetic strike with mass pickets and daily mass meetings. But there were weaknesses. The strike committee this time included official as well as unofficial union bodies who were often reluctant partners, participating only in order not to lose control of their members. The executive of the main union, the engineers' ASE, was pro-war and against the strike. After consultation with the government, it suspended its Glasgow and Belfast district committees six days before the strike ended.

Another weakening factor was the pressure by its leaders to keep politics out of it. Willie Gallacher, one of the strike leaders and a revolutionary socialist, later observed, 'We were carrying on a strike when we ought to have been making a revolution.' The government, with the war over and not requiring armaments, noted that the strike was localised in Glasgow and Belfast. They cleverly read the subjective situation and realised that the workers leaders were not totally united, and so decided the big stick could successfully be used. On Saturday 1 February Glasgow was an armed camp, occupied by troops with bayonets, machine guns, tanks and aeroplanes. The leaders were attacked, some injured, and nearly all arrested and sentenced to prison terms.

bird with a mud face, nose ring and a dyed black bowl cut just sent me a friends request. grim.

>william jefferson clinton

with a name like that you have to go into politics

>>71280089
She was, it's just a shame that she's built like a pharaoh nowadays.

>>71280139
Would you fuck off snail boy

>>71280129
see what i mean

all hatposters are just insecure anti-intellectuals

>>71280139
The government's panic measures in Glasgow had their root in fears from another quarter-- a national strike by the million miners. The Triple Alliance's potential power was enormous, and the danger of a conflagration imminent, as all three had wage claims in at the same time. Britain was on the brink of an offensive general strike which could have led to a challenge for power.

The miners put forward demands for a 30 percent wage increase, a reduction of working hours from eight to six per day, and nationalisation of the industry with joint control by owners and miners. The government had a bottomless appetite for coal to keep industry going; the threat of a miners' strike was national; two respected left wing union leaders-- Robert Smillie, president of the Miners' Federation of Great Britain, and Frank Hodges, its secretary-- were leading the agitation. Wielding the big stick could have been a disaster for the government, if, as seemed very likely, they would not be able to call on a sufficient number of loyal soldiers and police to break the strike. So the wily Lloyd George decided to dangle a carrot.

This was the talking shop of the Sankey Commission which promised to inquire into wages, hours and conditions in the pits, and 'any scheme...for the future organisation of the coal industry, whether on the present basis, or on the basis of joint control, nationalisation, or any other basis'. At the miners' conference called to decide whether to accept the Sankey Commission, delegate after delegate spoke against. But Smillie and Hodges drew back. Smillie subsequently admitted, 'I have not the slightest doubt in my own mind that, if the miners were so advised, they could, within a month, stop every mine in the country till the mines are nationalised. That will stop all the railways and the other industries dependent upon coal.' At this most crucial point in history, the innate reformism, the parliamentarism, of this doughty 'left winger' rose to the top.

wish I had a talent or was funny or good looking

>>71280022
>>71280060
>>71280094
>>71280139
>>71280173
Fuck off.

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>>71279786
sad!

>>71280173
The Commission's interim report out three weeks later did offer significant reforms, a wage increase of about 20 percent, and hours down from eight to seven per day. But the key question-- nationalisation-- was postponed for reporting on till June. For a second crucial time Smillie and Hodge stomped the country to get the unwilling miners to accept the report, which they did-- after some substantial strikes against it.

When the final report came out in June, there was indeed a majority for nationalisation, but the steam had gone out of the movement, and the government easily managed to dupe the miners' leaders, leaving intact the status quo of private ownership with its terrible conditions and scandalously high death rate.

Railwaymen were the other partner in the Triple Alliance. They were straining at the leash to go on strike at exactly the same time as the miners, for their demand for upward standardisation of wage rates for all grades. Their leader was an extreme right winger who would do anything to avoid a strike. The government was more than willing, at that dangerous time, to give concessions: extra wages, a shorter working week, a week's holiday a year, machinery for making complaints against management-- and a recognition of the principle of standardisation upwards. So Jimmy Thomas succeeded in calling off the threatened strike, on 27 March.

This was a historic turning point in the whole industrial and political situation in Britain. At a peak of revolutionary potential, historical destiny may be embodied in one person. In Russia it was Lenin, leader of the Bolshevik Party, who steered history onto the side of the revolution and workers' power. In Britain it was the 'left wing' union official Robert Smillie who, with the right wing Jimmy Thomas in tow, sold his members out and thus steered history onto the side of the capitalist class and mere reform.

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One by Metallica rlly make me thinkinb bout war n that now

>>71280123
Hmm yes too uninformed to give a rebuttal to this.

Lads why do pakis call pakistan "bugistan"?

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>>71280123
true desu. Before WW1, Russian Empire was seen as very capable of war, but just too slow. Only a single line of rails connected the east and west.

That's why the Kaiser violated Belgian neutrality. The Kaiser needed a swift victory over France before Russia could fully mobilize and attacked Prussia

That was not the end of the story, however. Huge strike waves continued to rock the country throughout the summer of 1919, including one of 450,000 cotton workers for 18 days-- the biggest single strike of the year. And the railwaymen continued to chafe at the bit for the 'standardisation of wages upwards'.

The government, having secured victory with the carrot, was now determined to smash the rebellious workers with, if necessary, the big stick. When it felt it had sufficient control, it was ready for the kill, the object being, as it had been all along, to turn the tide and implement 'the universal determination of the capitalists to reduce wages to prewar levels'.

The government now provoked the railway strike with measures drastic enough to overcome Jimmy Thomas's infinite opposition to strike action-- instead of standardisation upwards, draconian wage cuts for 100,000 men, and no increase for anyone. The strike started on 27 September. It was rock solid, and even at this late stage there were demands from a host of unions to get their members called out in solidarity-- which Thomas declined. Against all the odds, the railwaymen won, getting all the cuts rescinded and extra pay for the lowest grade. Even at this late stage the troops proved unreliable, some fraternising with the strikers and having to be recalled to barracks.

The strike provided another opportunity, even if not so ripe as in the spring, to broaden the struggle and challenge the state. The embers could have been fanned into flames if there had been a well rooted revolutionary party, conscious of its aims. The workers' militancy had not yet been quenched. Instead, at the final rally in the Albert Hall on 5 October, Thomas's message was 'We did not want to beat the government'!

The industrial and political struggles of 1919, because they were so big, bring out more clearly and starkly the lessons that apply to all class battles, big or small.

>>71280226
Full o'bugs n' insects

Think on that buddeh

666 IQ

discipline by throbbing gristle is the best song ever shat out of britain

>>71279971
I get really anxious and can't sleep if I don't have a few beers now. Most of that shit can be explained by alcohol (although desu the girl thing isn't that bad as at least it's closure), but my life'd be hardly sunshine and roses if I was sober anyway.

sankeys

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>>71280246
First there is the government, acting on behalf of the ruling class whose aim is to smash working class militancy which raises wages and improves conditions, thus reducing profits. Workers in rebellion will do everything possible to thwart its plans. The government needs the mediation of a reliable go-- between, whose interests, at least in part, coincide with its own. These are the trade union officials. The task of the trade unions is to improve the terms on which workers are exploited within the capitalist system, not to end capitalist exploitation. While uniting the workers in one trade they separate them from workers in other unions.

This sectionalism inevitably produces the trade union bureaucracy, whose special task is to mediate between the employers and the workers. Their role safeguards them from the job insecurity, low wages and constant conflicts with management faced by those they represent. Instead their role closets them with management in endless hours of negotiation, whose very core is reconciliation between capital and labour, and whose expression is always compromise. Although there are differences between right and left bureaucrats, they all develop into a distinct, basically conservative, social stratum, which tries to hold back the militants and keep the members passive.

An important ideological factor inclining the trade union bureaucracy to the government is its attitude to the state. The ruling class presents the state as a neutral institution, above classes, serving the best interests of 'the community', 'the nation', 'the country'. It is only when working class struggle rises to revolutionary proportions, and workers gain confidence in their own ability to emancipate themselves, that they throw off the shackles of bourgeois ideology and see the state as it is-- the instrument of the rule of one class over others. They are then prepared to smash it in order to achieve their own emancipation.

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Doing the virgin look at my phone AGAIN

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I on the left

>>71280292
Just talk to people already.

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>>71280284
This discovery does not apply to the trade union leaders, who completely embrace the bourgeois ideology of the state, and speak in almost identical terms as the government. This was well illustrated in the spring of 1919 in an interview Lloyd George held with the leaders of the Triple Alliance. After telling them that the government was at their mercy, Lloyd George went on: 'In these circumstances, if you carry out your threat and strike, then you will defeat us. But if you do so, have you weighed the consequences?... For, if a force arises in the state which is stronger than the state itself, then it must be ready to take on the functions of the state itself, or withdraw and accept the authority of the state. Gentlemen, have you considered, and if you have, are you ready?' 'From that moment on', said Robert Smillie, 'we were beaten and we knew we were.'

Lenin said that 'for a revolution to take place, it is not usually sufficient for the "lower classes not to want" to live in the old way; it is also necessary that "the upper classes should be unable" to live in the old way.' With the working class seething throughout the year, and the arms of repression liable to fail the state, these conditions existed in Britain in 1919. But the picture was incomplete. Had there been a well rooted revolutionary party leading the working class-- acting inside the trade unions to push them along a revolutionary road as far as they were capable of going, and at the same time surmounting their sectionalism in a united, self-conscious bid for political power-- the revolution could have happened here.

>>71280307
mudkip

>>71279993
We call the Patriots

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>>71280268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRcgQ_e3w4g
YES!

Our purses are ready, steady, boys, steady

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>opinions on Dan Carlin's hardcore history?
>His blueprint for Armageddon series was fucking intense
>Just finished listening to 'The Destroyer of Worlds' and i'm about to listen to 'American Peril'
>I feel like i'm actually learning something lads

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all i do all day is collect porn - not just any porn - i search out the absolute highest grade porn that caters to all fetishes
somebody help me

>>71280335
Actually please just stop you spastic, no one cares about your shitty antiquated ideology

>>71280369
mmhhh
reckon the live when genesis was still a normal human is better

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>>71280307

Just spent 70 quid on presents for my family
Books and a large Charmander plush

So that's 130 with my estrogen test
And 150 if I buy trainers

200 including the DnD stuff
300 including my travel to work

So I'm still up around 400 quid

>>71280394
he was never a normal human tbf

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morning lads

>>71280175
dont really consider myself a communist, but saying that communism creates mindless worker drones is just plain false. it offered significant intellectual and spiritual development for those that sought it out. capitalism does create mindless consumers, but that's because most men are mindless anyway

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>you just need to be less self-conscious anon, let yourself go.

>>71280240
>Russia builds trans-Siberian rail as troop movement would be too slow if Japan attacked
>Japan sees this as a threat and attacks

I know, btw the Kaiser didnt want to attack France, his Generals did due to the plan which *had* to be followed. He kept trying to back out then his Generals either ignored him or "didnt get" his orders in time.

*exploits the environment*

The only thing keeping me alive is not wanting to hurt my family

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*third eye bursts open*

>>71280038
Have you listened to his latest one? Pretty good. His political podcasts are good as well

>>71280284
Uppity prole fuck off

>it will never be the early 2000's again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2YIx1CTW10

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>>71280123
>Russia was already a super power
it got its arse kicked in WW1 for a reason

it had no industry compared to Britain, Germany and France

downloading music on the 'seek

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Paul "Nutter" Nuttalls

I've hacked the system

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>>71280464
apologise

>>71280475
unironically getting this conversation more and more from friends. it's almost kind of infuriating because of how delusional it is

>>71280474
>it offered significant intellectual and spiritual development for those that sought it out
you've been sucking down too much decades old propaganda if you sincerely believe that, it was a mess of bureaucracy and "in" groups being pushed ahead.
you didn't get ahead unless you sucked off some party officials, and you never advanced because everyone above you was ancient and stayed in their jobs until they died.

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>>71280475

>>71280475
this is how i could look to girls if i had confidence

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>>71280487
At the last second, the Kaiser started to cry and asked the trains to stop, but his top generals told him they couldnt

He also said, "If my grandma was still alive, none of this would have happened."

Staying with a runtish family in a spare room as a lodger

Like an anthropologist these are my notes:
>eat oven meals (surprised that I cook my own meals from scratch)
>no dining arrangement just eat on the sofa watching tv (itv in particular)
>'ly mail seems to be the newspaper of choice
>kids listen to rnb and grime
>only thing the kids talk about is celebrities
>have a room full of junk

Real nice ppl dont get me wrong just fully encrusted pineal-gland wise

>>71280552
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMALAMADINGDONG

>>71280533

ahh yes, pre-9/11. What a brighter place the world looked

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Recommend me some choons based around:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9sja_V7d6I
(obviously not more S&G)

>>71280123
>Russia was already a super power
that got raped by the nips and germans? ok

The best advice for getting gf: don't be a boring cunt.

Of course she'll probably be less than a 5/10 because if this advice is actually needed you're ugly or an autist yourself.

>>71280557
Reeeeee abos commit crime let them out of jail reeeee Australia cannot use the resources that belong to the Australian government cuz this muh ancient tribal land instead of making a billion a week to go into development and infrastructure lets just let the Abos who live in scarcely populated desert shithole where no one actually lives stockpile their ancient resources that they would never actually use

REEEEEEEE

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>>71280508
radicals out

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>I will never be raped by a nip

Reee flag issues haven't been sorted!

>>71280552
Leave him alone, he has serious PTSD from witnessing his entire family be brutally slaughtered at Hillsborough

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>>71280112
>chrome

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just wanna cum desu

>>71280589
>>no dining arrangement just eat on the sofa watching tv

always thankful I sat around a table with my family for dinner every night. It's the small things.

when i was a child i had a huge fear of bald men
was i molested by a bald man or something?

>>71280632
I always hate this argument that these people somehow "own" it just because they were squatting on top of it

the only thing of real value are ideas and without the idea or willpower to make these resources useful they have zero value.
chugs are especially bad for this, they extort companies for more gimmiedats to buy heroin and spirits

>>71280632
Stay ignorant. Across Australia thousands of children are taken away from their families to be sent into these abusive detention centres. It's a disgrace.

>>71280691
Bald men are often angry, abusive and irritable

T. Bald man

>>71280557
shan't be doing that

>>71280543

Russia was always one of the big powers, however it did indeed decline in relevance somewhat when the industrial revolution took place in the other countries, yet it was still a large country which exported a lot of food and wood.

It industrialised late, started in the 1870s really, and did grow very quickly , recovering somewhat from its period of decline, the reason WW1 had to happen when it did was because Russia was becoming more powerful again as well as Russia seeking to show this by intervening in the balklands following the 1904/5 fiasco.

Also do take into account the failings in Russian military doctrine and those of the commanders themselves

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Goodnight, lads. I wish you all a happy rest of the evening and pleasant dreams.

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>always thankful I sat around a table with my family for dinner every night. It's the small things.

>>71280552
>Scouser who is hated by all other Scousers

grim

>>71280681
>tfw only Opera voter

>>71280745
fuck off greasy weeb

>>71280691
I still don't like them

gonna hate going bald

>>71280717
Exactly, look at this little fucking worms pathetic response, I'm sure he couldn't sympathise with the tens of thousands of Catholic men in NI that were rounded up and interned in prisons over the space of one fucking month, wanker
>>71280720

>>71280585
He also said he was happy with serbia's response earlier and told the Austrians to make peace, guess if that telegram was sent on time

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Appointment with the ol' 'erapist tomorrow lads

Do you lads even enjoy being alive?
So many sad people in one thread

>>71280745
night austrocomrade

>>71280720
Abos are fauna

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>tfw ugly and legit aspie

>>71280820
dont care

>>71280785
I have always believed that the UK is an imperial power in Ireland and the quicker it gets out of NI the better desu.

>>71280820
Never been to a therapist, don't see how they'd help desu.

>>71280822
im cool with it

>>71280820
what are you two gonna talk about?

>>71279950
Where's his evil twin brother, Paddy Foundy

>>71280865
Not sure it helps, but my doctor says everyone thinks it's pointless at the start and then over time sees the benefits.

>>71280895
Life and stuff.

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*reads the newspaper*

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All 4chan needs is a wealthy shitposter to buy some sovereign land and we'll be on our way to actually forming a physical nation-state of shitposters. A Rhodesia for NEETs.

Which one of you eejyts made this thread?

>>71280478
>>71280478
>>71280478

>>71280920
I like to think of /brit/ as my therapist desu.

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>>71280614
Yes, but had earlier raped France twice and marched through Berlin and needed France and Britain to prevent from taking Constantinople.

The Nip situation was so embarrassing it started a revolution, it did cause a big shakeup in military organisation though, bit like the Boer war for us.

The German commanders and doctrine were just better

well good morning
bit wet out
californian weather
sun is out though
hopefully it'll dry up a bit
on my way to the refugee centre now from home
first dam this week
in sacremento now
go and see if i can get some burger
alright
dont know what the rest of the day i'll do
just see how it goes
talk to you again
bye

>>71280820
Court ordered me to see some psychologist for aggression therapy after I accidently lost control of my arm in the presence of someones face

She was cute but a tad mental herself I thinks

Just try to have fun

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>>71280822
I do, but I'm a bottle of rum down.

>tfw ur on the knife edge between the rest of your life being a depressed wagecuck or actually making a living off doing things you love, but it all depends on how you spend the next year and it's gonna be fucking hard work either way and there's already a ton of hard choices to make and luck has never been on your side.

Think I may legit kill myself if I end up a wagie lads. Can't think of anything worse, would literally rather be a NEET at my parents until I kill myself at 35.

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>All 4chan needs is a wealthy shitposter to buy some sovereign land and we'll be on our way to actually forming a physical nation-state of shitposters. A Rhodesia for NEETs.

You wouldn't last twenty minutes in the Rhodesian bush getting chased by guerrilla niggers you embarrassing cringey weak ugly fucking autist. Next you're going to rattle off something about "let remove kebab" right? When in reality some Serbian ultranationalist alcohol maniac would slice you up. Shut the FUCK up.

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>reads

>>71280960
>I accidently lost control of my arm in the presence of someones face
Did you just randomly hit someone?

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>he hasn't taken the /brit/pill

considering 'cide a lot recently lads

>>71280526
>Uppity prole fuck off
if you're not an uppity prole, you're accepted submission and being treated as a cog in a machine

>>71280960
>this happened

kill
me

want some Lorazepam

>Ukip's Paul Nuttall fails to turn up for hustings in Stoke amid Hillsborough controversy

how did this man ever get to be UKIP leader

in dire need of some diazepam

*creeps up behind you with a dagger*

>>71280822

not really. 28, virgin, autistic, alcoholic, no friends, crap job, think about suicide daily etc etc

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lots of qt bunnies always around my yard
one sitting outside right now

the wank that saved the wordl

If Sexit (Scottish Exit) wins, will the Queen still rule there?

I bloody hope so

>>71281061
kek no
I got into an argument with some cunt in a bar and then things kinda escalated because we were both drunk like 10 russians each.

We both got away with only therapy instead of punishment because we were first time offenders.

how many images do you have in your '4chan folder'?
2,313 files - 63 folders desu

>>71281119
same it disappeared from my houses medicine cabinet and don't know what to do

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doing a miss

>>71281130
fuck off normie cunt

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so Firefox is the official browser of /brit/?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12353410
http://www.strawpoll.me/12353410
http://www.strawpoll.me/12353410

>>71281151
Oh was kinda hoping there was someone else who's on the verge of losing control and decking everyone desu.

>>71281151
It sounds like you punched him for no reason

What the fuck is your problem

Savage

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JUST found a girl on facebook I had a crush on back in school.

I thought she might have liked me but I never made a move. Now she has a nerdy-looking chubby bf and I'm still a KHHV despite objectively being better looking than him.

Might 'cide

a white person is not better than a black person

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>>71281161
a lot
this is an old count btw
higher now

>>71281183
Couldn't bate eggs you child

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>>71281200

don't worry lad, you still have us.

I wish Ireland could get that stick out of their arse, and just accept Windsor supremacy. Join the Union and get it bloody over with

>>71281227
why does every paddy think he's some sort of hard cunt

honestly could box every single paddy who posts in /brit/ into next week you sad sack

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>>71281161
wtf, I have 2329 images and 63 folders

creepy

>>71281183
Nah, sorry. But as long as you're only on the verge and not actually doing it, it's all good I'd say.
>>71281192
See, I was a troubled young man so I got therapy. After talking to a therapist for 10x50 minutes I'm a respectable citizen again.

>>71281161
32915 Files, 942 Folders

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Rly makes u think...

It's impossible to know whether there is someone on /brit/ who could actually heem me
All I know for sure is I'm undoubtedly one of the top boys

>>71281267
>why does every paddy think he's some sort of hard cunt
part of their culture and the way Irish men are socialised.

>>71281227
Bated you well enough.

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alri

>>71281267
About the twentieth time I've seen you this week post about your perceived anger issues and longing to deck everyone in the face but you're defo an ugly little weak faggot

Shut up, no one cares

>>71281310
I could heem you without trouble you little germ

>>71281218
>>71281298
christ how do you have that much

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>tfw radical centrist but also 25 y.o. khhv

>>71281337
t. phimo or turtlemong

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>*nglos

>>71281356
neither of those runtoids

Don't mind me lads, just jotting down a wee list of reasons to keep living.

>
>
>
>
>
>

>>71281332
im not even the one who made this
>>71281183
post

I'd know for a fact I would annihilate you

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>>71281256
I want the pain to stop.

>>71281352
By saving a shitload of stuff over the years, don't even use the vast majority but it'd feel a waste to delete it.

>>71281377
You're a little mouth and a fool is all

>>71281355
looks like he fell into a pringles can

Genuinely have the worst life out of anyone itt and I'd thank you all to remember that and treat me with the appropriate sympathy/pity.

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>>71281327
child

>>71281337
I'll turn your spine into a flump you spastic

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>>71281265
LITTLE

>>71281267

because of the movie snatch, and more recently Connor Mcgregor. It's like Italians were after Rocky came out. Just humour them and move along.

>>71281370
admittedly a runtoid though

>>71281389
that's called hoarding sweaty ;*

>>71281406
Something something bad crop something something famine

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>tfw to smart for political compass

>>71281397
>>71281397
hahahahahaha

>>71281417
I am not a runtoid, I can assure you

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>>71281411
CANADIAN

>>71281419
Oh well I've got plenty of hard drive space desu. x

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>>71281267
REMINDER: the most hard cunts per capita is all that matters, and the celts dominate

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>>71281161

14,885 Files, 94 Folders

>>71281408
could wallop your head so hard id make paste out of it

>>71281457
>17 champions
90% of them are tinkers

>>71281300
the most povvo form of "art"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25mub2DoQXU

>>71281457
why are the central american/latin american/caribbean countries so good?

>>71281449
It's fine as long as you keep them seperate

>>71281431
>legal abortion
>legal prozzies
>legal drugs
>refugees welcome
>no free speech
Fucking hell.

>>71281077
They arent owed or entitled to anything other than a lawyer, realising this is called growing up

want 2 hold someone

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>>71281384

it will hurt

maybe one time it won't

at least it's not forever

>>71281504
Irish genes

>>71281514
>>no free speech

err yeah you would in my society, more than you do now. but inciting violence, nah. that's just dangerous

>>71281411
it's cringy how excited canadians are about trudeau getting to meet trump

>tfw politically 4d

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>my grandfather is a huge patriot, comes from a military family
>his daughter (my mum) married an IRA sympathiser Irishman

>>71281528
me

>>71281548
>actually you would have free speech
>except you wouldn't
mong

>>71281509
>It's fine as long as you keep them seperate

Then whats the point of wanting them to even live in your country

>>71281554
no its not

>>71281457
>per capita

so what you're saying is that you personally are a complete faggot and think having others metaphorically fight for you means shit?

you aren't even an individual

runted post

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>>71281411

>>71281563
fuck off paddy

>>71281563
my grandfather married his nurse, my other grandfather married his secretary

Business idea: scrap most laws and replace them with "don't be a cunt"

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Business idea: get hiro to filter the words "virgin", "mate" and "lad" to "desu"

Just got offered a job £800 a day

I'm 23

>>71281563

spooked

>>71281563
My ancestors actively fought for the Crown against Catholic Mary and now I actively work to spread Catholicism and kick The Crown out. Sometimes your ancestors are just retards la

>>71281611
Will happily cook/clean for you and let you use my boipucci if you spoil me.

The virgin advise:

"Dude just talk to girls bro haha just strike up a conversation in class"

>>71281576
yeah you would

just don't call for genocides

>>71281563
Two of my great uncles were supporters of the Union - all catholic Irishmen. They served in the British army and fought in WW1. My grandfather did the same, but when he came home from the war he became disillusioned with the state of the Union and fought for the IRA in the war of independence, and in the civil war on the opposing side. My father followed trend. I was given a khukri knife and an Austrian trench knife from my great uncle.

>>71281611
gib

>>71281611
Thats banker wages and you dont start off on that, nobody starts off on that, so lies unless you are a footballer

>>71281582
ok sorry

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>>71281643
>>>/lgbt/

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help

>>71281581
It's not YOUR country you fucking racist

>>71281583
The discussion was explicitly about the Irish population as a whole and their fighting culture though. Are you daft?

eating goat cheese

Went to a Reddit meetup then figured it wasn't for me so I left within an hour

You guys ever get so mad you do a backflip?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTqpL08SEzA

>>71281681
Woops forgot to write no homo.

>>71281649
>yeah you would have free speech
>just don't speak freely
Absolute state of 'sheeds

Want to kill myself.

i cringe so much every time i read "boipucci"

rorkes cant make the difference between free speech and hate speech

Fermented my cum and sold it to a french shop as goat cheese

>>71281710
I forgot about this.

>HAHA SO FUNNY I ACTUALLY MEANT TO SMASH MY KNEES

>>71281721
>abloo bloo bloo why can't i call for genocides and purges without repercussions, stop oppressing me
>muh free peach

rorkes are so fragile

>>71281747
I wish I was a French Canadian with a cheese shop and didnt live on this living hell of an island

>>71281663
It's a government contracting job

Worked for the gov since I was 18, left recently and they're gonna pay me this amount to stay

This is what you get for building systems that only you understand

>Build system/process in your spare time
>Ensure it needs constant support
>Get people to start using it
>Make it business critical
>Teach no one
>Threaten to leave

I was sceptical that I'd actually be able to make it to this point by the time I was 30. Literally only just turned 23

>it is the year 2017
>2011 was 6 years ago
>soon, this decade will be over
>time is moving faster than you can even realise

>>71281742
Hate speech isn't a real thing, Muhammad.

>>71281757
>ajew Jew stop being mean to me or I'll have you arrested for wrongthink!

>>71281742
Same can be said about a lot of leftists

>abloo bloo bloo

Hehheheh.... That's funny heheh

>>71281729

I do sometimes too. I've felt that way for as long as I can remember but never have really come close to doing it. I tied a belt around my door handle once.

>>71281779
i thought ireland was a nice place

ONLY 90S KIDS WILL REMEMBER THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lKZqqSI9-s

SMASH DAT FUCKIN LIKE BUTTON

>>71281757
he's right. you either have free speech or you dont. your society wouldn't because you are literally stopping people say what they want.

>>71281791
I can actually make time speed up and slow down with my mind

>>71281800
im fine with jokes about people no matter their skin color of shit like this... people should be free of laughing
but calling for violence and illegal stuff isn't free speech anymore

>>71281554
>hurr not allowed to have a laff, Americans are our masters hurrr