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cara

>>71275328
Hello, reddit!

I will take part in this thread

>In the times of chimpanzees, I was a monkey

What the fuck did he mean by that?

learning about 2nd punic war era Roman soldiers.

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Eupho > K-on

>>71275345
heyy x

>>71275328
>absolute numbers

spanner

Unironically walked into the bathroom dying for a shit and just before I reached the door I farted and a large nugget of shit spat out super quick so I clenched my cheeks and waddled to the toilet seat

plumbing life is too cramped for me

if I have a salad with my pizza it's healthy right?

>>71275379
both shite

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>>71275328
How can a country be so cucked?

How many of these signs do you recognise lads?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4227814/10-signals-women-send-man-attractive.html

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>learning about 2nd punic war era Roman soldiers.

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Made a bacon butty lads

>>71275408
t. has watched neither

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The so called Battlestation.

>>71275410
The virgin article

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>>71275379
SnW>K-On tbqh

>>71275322
lyon

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LISTENED TO THAT I SPIN MAN LIKE KANE SONG 10 TIMES NOW

>>71275332
shes not a very good actress
don't get why she gets casted

>>71275422
needs more bread

Just realised I've just been waiting to die for almost half my life.

fucking neighbor cooked something so horrific it smells like utter wank
had to close my window

>>71275423
watched k-on! all the way through and only watched 1 season of hibike, they're both shit

you need to watch more good animes like naruto

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>>71275422
Looks like a bacon burnt-y.

Doing the virgin phone look in public because you don't know where to look

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>>71275458

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important photo

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>>71275481
get fucked

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>>71275448
She's literally average looking too. Huge man eyebrows and a severe mouth breather chin. Don't think she lives up to the standard of beauty virgins assign to her.

doing the virgin touch my neck and face for no reason when talking to people

>>71275469

>butter

want some more fat with your fat?

Spent the last couple of hours walking round estates in London hoping that I'd get stabbed, but unfortunately I've returned home safe and sound.

>>71275469
Grim. Looks raw

>>71275422
Absolute STATE of that "bacon".

>>71275513
that's clearly margarine or olive spread

>doing the virgin hesitate when a girl tries to engage you physically
fuck SAKE

>>71275416
bit rude. its interesting stuff.

is it warm in france right now?

we had 12 degrees here today

>>71275491

creasing, such a strange photo

>>71275410
Hooting at the comments

>>71275531
Hahaha.

Story of my life la'

>>71275531
me

>>71275534
tell me about it?:3

>>71275510
Lmao I do this all the time, even when I'm not talking to anyone

>>71275542
12-13° at peak today but it felt hotter
also hard rain for 15 minutes at 6pm. unexpected this one

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>>71275469
>that sauce distribution

>>71275448
err fuck off?

>>71275569
u r shit!

>>71275470
Just talk to people.

>>71275578
really short heavy rain showers are peng

>>71275513
>fat is bad

*sips lucozade energy orange*

>>71275598
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo...

>>71275469
Sprinkle some sugar on it

>>71275569
maybe later x

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>>71275596
>20:15:32

>>71275597
>20:15:31

>>71275513
fat's good for you

Doing the virgin desperate attempt at holding eye contact but end up looking away after a second

>>71275649
reeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE

>>71275644
HU UH

>>71275649
Both me

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>>71275560
>If I lie on my back with my legs open, or go on all fours - its a yes from me
>big bev, Essex, United Kingdom, 10 hours ago

doing to the virgin daily session of playing dwarf fortress

>>71275513
clarified butter is second only to coconut oil in good shit, was talking to an indian guy at work about it today.

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>>71275673

Doing the virgin breathing pattern

>>71275564
>>71275565
A cute girl and I somehow got onto the topic of fitness and she mentioned she used to have abs, she started laughing about a time she told some lad to feel her abs and he got embarrassed and hesitated and I laughed and said that's weird to get awkward about that and then I said you don't ever lose abs, they're always there just not visible and she told me to feel hers to see if they were still there and I hesitated and looked away pretending to look for an approaching train and then she just put her tummy away and didn't talk to me the whole train ride home.

wearing the virgin outfit to cover my grotesquely fat/skinny body

made a scalding hot cup of tea

going to dip my bollocks into it

The virgin gimmick unironically makes me laugh out loud

Doing the virgin laugh

>>71275730
LOVE winter so i dont look like a fat cunt as much

>>71275730
Let me guess
>oversized cum-stained anime/metal band t-shirt
>high waisted light blue jeans
>white socks
>running trainers with big lace loops

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>>71275774

>>71275730
Hoodie, jeans, graphic t-shirt and canvas shoes

Once wore a hoodie in literal 40 degree weather to hide my sickly arms for a full week.

summer winter and spring is peng
only autumn is shit

>>71275746
Share results

going to watch the latest sode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5X3gLwvrRI

>>71275833
burned them right all over

ahh yes

I'z thinkin mah nigga dun turnt into a bad cat yo

listening to the new future album

>>71275800
don't really understand this post

Met a gorgeous yank girl once but when we met, me and my mate were wrestling on a bed and then he started trying to pull my trousers down in front of her.

Only just realising how gay of a situation that was.

Cleaning because I have company coming

>>71275332
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>>71275833
JFS OUT OF BRIT REEEEEEEEEE

listening to tibetan monks throat singing

listening to my neighbours bonking

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>>71275862

>>71275910
INCREDIBLY rude if I do say so myself

doing some tibetan throat singing

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>Interpol went shit after Antics

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>>71275834
Does Charlie Chaplin's Granddaughter show her tits? If not I aint watching.

>the only time i've seen tits on BBC was a sex scene between a white woman and a nig

might go for a drive
live in the city but i'm going to head for the green belt

doing the virgin post

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who /virginhead/ here?

Business idea: state funded suicide

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The fabled 'nner

ur willy is rubbish

the slightest speck of dust i shall not endure

>>71275834
mhmmm nootka mhmm

>>71275906
I'll be there in 5 x

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the mixtape

>>71276006
hmm

>>71276006
looks very dry m8

>>71276039
mhm aahhmmmm

>>71276006
giz a bit x

you know where you are with a cock

Cause it get cold like Minnesota, cold like Minnesota
Cold like Minnesota, cold like Minnesota
Need to stay up out them streets if you can't take the heat
You need to stay up out them streets if you can't take the heat
Cause it get cold like Minnesota, cold like Minnesota
Cold like Minnesota, it get cold like Minnesota
Need to stay up out them streets if you can't take the heat
You need to stay up out them streets if you can't take the heat

>>71276046
thugger clone
why is this nigga blowing up
listen to future's self-titled instead

>>71276059
Ras al hanout chicken thigh with tumeric rice

And a tescos breaded cod (which i shall consume with tartar sauce)

Just finished my 'za

>>71276126
where's the rasheed hanout sauce?

>>71276121
pull up wit ah stick is a hit
yeah he's a thugger clone but he sounds good so whatever

>>71276126
>Ras al hanout chicken thigh with tumeric rice
Rasheed.

>>71276154
Its not saice its a spice mix

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>you know
>you know where you are when
>you know where you are when
>floor collapsing
>floating, bouncing back

>and one day
>I am gonna grow wings
>a chemical reaction
>hysterical and useless
>hysterical and useless

mary mary so quite contrary
how does your garden grow

>>71276127
what 'ppings

>>71276192
fucks this shit?

>>71276000
pullups are easier if your a twig

>>71275328
Britain is shit

brit girls here

>>>/s/17256719

>>71276197
Might not know what a 'pping is

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https://u.nya.is/llilpe.mp4

8:36

>>71276196
With cockleshrlls and silver bells
And pretty maids all in a row

>>71276180
i know but you could have made a sauce to go with it

oh well

>>71276235
Gib Russian gf

be verry verrry careful now

young thug was at his best pre-barter 6

>>71276256
here I am bby

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>>71275721
Ah mate I'm sorry but even I wouldn't do something like that. She gave you a free pass, 110% confirmation that you can touch her and you blew it.

Of course, I say that NOW because I have gotten past that, this story will make you feel better:

>At a party
>Really high
>Fat as well
>Two girls are talking to someone OFF their face on MDMA
>They offer him a threesome but he doesn't know what the fuck is happening
>Two girls then call me over and say 'lets have a threesome'
>I got paranoid and thought they were taking the piss
>Start making bad jokes
>They lose interest and walk away

Hahaha madness.

>>71276252
dont watch this

>>71275528
Always danish bacon which does that, well that or too high a heat/too little oil

>>71276235
It's better than your oligarchic shit hole you midget worshiper

>>71276252
shan't be click this until it reaches 2 (TWO) additional (You)s

>>71276254
Hoew

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new uk flag

couldn't have a wank without giving the nipples a good stroke

>>71276252
me

>>71276252
heavy tunes

>>71275800
Dad's obsessed with her.

Dad's also a massive cunt.

i fell in love
cus the bottom of her shoe looks like she fell in blood

>>71276319
dunno, you could fry off the chicken pieces, then throw in the spice mix, maybe some garlic and ginger, a can of tomatoes, let it simmer for a bit, then a cup of full fat yoghurt

>>71276310
It just looks like there's no fat on that bacon s m h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8mz09VQQ2M

>>71276243
Crikey

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Because of how fast this place is nowadays, it's lost it's culture. /brit/ used to be comfy.

Shan't be coming here anymore lads. Goodbye, it was genuinely fun while it lasted.

>>71276340
u r dum!

>>71276360
what are you doing in lyon btw? why would you go there on holiday or is it for work

>tfw your dad is really into Lady Gaga

he has pictures of her up at his work, what a guy

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I want choons

>>71276299
That doesn't make me feel better because it reminds me of the time 3 tight as fuck slags asked me to walk them home and come in for a drink and I refused because I thought they were joking until they got offended by my refusal and got cold and bitter towards me.

>>71276390
see you tomorrow

might hand my /brit/ notice in to then janny
heart's just not in it anymore

>>71276372
If i could be arsed

M

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>>71275328

>>71276410
your dad sounds cool

Anyome have that video of the yank teenager walking around his house after cutting his wrists open and literal litres of blood are pouring out as he twitches his wrists and is in extreme shock saying he's a horrible person for making his parents clean up this mess then saying he's going to have a warm shower to stop the blood vessels from constricting and limiting blood flow out of his wrists

That was really, really fucking depressing. I hope that kid survived, recovered and moved on with his life. Poor lad.

>>71276414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF11j0KgCIo

>>71276403
coming for erasmus and have a friend here

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west ham man, cocaine fan and pro-Muslim ban

>>71276397
very hurtful

>>71276414
future dropped a new album

>>71276414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx6_0Do0qGQ

Doing the Virgin phone look again

>>71276414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcxjNQxf0Uo

>>71276472
>I hope that kid survived, recovered and moved on with his life. Poor lad.
Only feel sorry for his parents for having such a useless son and having to clean up the little cunts blood.

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>>71276390

>>71276414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WXYjm74WFI

>>71276414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pBgMBBsv4k
here you go lad

>>71276420
Were you made fun of by girls too la'?

When I was in middle school girls laughed and took the piss out of me all the time.

Made it really hard to talk to girls because I never think they're sincere.

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>>71276512

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Remember when I did an interrail trip lads?
Might do another one in May in South Eastern Europe

>>71276414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm2M3TLOrYQ

*sets 'orrent upload speed limit to 10kb/s*

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That's a lot of choons.

>>71276523
No, you'd feel for him if you watched it. It was really graphic and he sounded like a genuinely alright lad. Stop being edgy.

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BRITISH ARMY
HIGHLAND REGIMENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QaFxp9uUKg

Good song

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>>71276545
>When I was in middle school girls laughed and took the piss out of me all the time.
>Made it really hard to talk to girls because I never think they're sincere.

same

contributed to me being a khv

god why did i have to fuck up so much

>>71276545
I never spoke to a girl until I was 15, but I would regularly get """harassed""" on the street. Mostly in the form of "will you go with my mate?" followed by her mate(s) letting out a loud "ewwww" right in front of me.

how come brown people in every western country are basically all the exact same "culturally"

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mmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJmo2_a4RJ8

Full song

>>71276524
I do. 2014 was the Halcyon Days of /brit/. I guess I might migrate permanently to brit/pol/ or cripple/brit/.

>>71276607
gets railed by some kid from Faze

>>71276589
kill me

>>71276598
>>71276589
>>71276545
So these are the fine gents calling me a potato nigger, huh kid?

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the endz

>>71276607
>gif
fuck off

>>71276632
feel like 2014 /brit/ was actually faster than this desu
might not be haven't been here much lately

reckon Benjamin Netanyahu has the most alpha voice i've heard

>>71276664
Very nice

Lyons?

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>'memes'

>>71276664
is that what normal estates in france look like?

looks so posh wow

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Me and the gf

>>71276681
It has been slower lately as a few people pointed out, not sure if its a temporary thing.

>>71276657
No, I'm Irish too.

Doing the virgin hand on face

>>71276414

https://youtu.be/h9_NlOtqHXc

>>71276692
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M1RmPnue3j

Got a lecture at 9 2moz, might do a not go.

>>71276697
>>71276699
Paris lads
"La Campagne à Paris" a few streets which looks totally disconnected from the rest of the city

comedown is real.

only joined /brit/ in 2017 lads

why is it so fast? can't keep up

>>71276310
There is, its just burnt by the looks of it

>>71276709
>KHV in norn iron

Fuckkng hell lad how? NI women are promiscuous tramps

>>71276759
because twats like you keep joining
we're full fuck off

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I've posted a few times about how I was literally the runt of my siblings because I couldn't walk until the age of 18 months, double the time they took

>Asperger noted that the syndrome was very much more common in boys than in girls
>The child usually begins to speak at the age expected in normal children, whereas walking may be delayed.

>>71275345
Hey, Slovak

>>71276607
>mexican weather report
>they include cities in texas

SCREECHING

>>71276681
It was nowhere near as fast lad. Back then there was time for some fun stupid discussion and tripfag personalities to form. Now it's just 10 posts per minute of ""LE IRONIC LAD MEMEPOSTING XDD!!""

>>71276759
Because of newfags like you overpopulating the place cunt.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38989665

>tfw no genie gf

remember when brit was full of strawpolls?

>>71276752
Your crush loves comedown... Her throat

Cannae remember when I started coming here, it has been a few years anyway.

this is our equivalent of hume v rousseau lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd0oSNjHf1A

Was cutting logs the other day and now there's fucking blisters all over my hands, getting sick of this shit

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literally me rn

>>71276761
meant for
>>71276377

>>71276390
nah its fine, just come on at a slower time

>>71276790
>Asperger
if i discovered some form of mongery i wouldnt go and name it after myself

http://www.strawpoll.me/12352774
http://www.strawpoll.me/12352774
http://www.strawpoll.me/12352774

http://www.strawpoll.me/12352774
http://www.strawpoll.me/12352774
http://www.strawpoll.me/12352774

http://www.strawpoll.me/12352774
http://www.strawpoll.me/12352774
http://www.strawpoll.me/12352774

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>ALL I EVER SAY NOW IS GOOD BYYYEEEEEEEEE

>>71275409
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>>71276414
>>71276563
>>71276589
>>71276806
>>71276847
FUCK OFF

>>71276857
Lad the dead of night is literally faster than prime time 2014 /brit/ because of the fucking jfs.

wish we had a full on, actual emperor
it'd be sick to have someone like a living god on earth

>>71276785
I'm fully aware. First girl that ever spoke to me outright asked me for a shag after a month of me refusing to go on "dates" with her. I said no. She got pregnant like a month later.

Autism too strong.

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>>71276847
Stop being Trotskyist

>>71276885
didn't know planes were able to do that

>>71276910
'no'

>>71276888
see>>71276896

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>>71276888
>cos you'll always be my hero
>even if I never see you again

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>>71276885
SHAKE ME WAKE ME TELL ME ITS A DREAM
I'VE GOT A B52 ON MY TV SCREEN

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What was that video where she was crouching and you could see her cunt?

>>71276941
what do you think the pilot was thinking about?

Making it harder for illegals to live in the UK? If this is not the most stupid intolerant thing. If you are so upset about these "evil" brown faces, why are they not being deported? If you can take their licenses off them you can deport them. If you are not going to deport them why take their licenses away?

Caring, enlightened Great Britain in Farage's toilet.
Say hello to nasty, bigoted, hateful Little England.

Maybe we should stop clapping ourselves on the back doing "fun runs" for charity and get active taking back control from Farage's fascists.

>>71276956
Lad on the left is most certainly of British descent

>>71276897
Gets slower after a certain time, when most people are alseep or busy, about 4-6

>>71276942

poor girl
will be genuinely sad when she dies

>>71276977
surely this didn't get upvoted

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MAYNE

girls in school thought i was fit (one of the fittest girls who i badly fancied told me at a party recently "i used to think you were the fittest guy in school) but i was too autistic to capitalise

>>71276976
my feet hurt
this turban is too hot
that 12y old looks qt
I wish I was back home eating a kebab

>>71276976
"I've always wanted to know what this place looked like inside"

>>71276997
post her channel

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>>71276976

that guy sat at the controls? yeah, that's me, you're probably wondering how i got into this situation

>>71277018
the state of you

>>71276993
>having to carefully plan my /brit/ browsing habits to make it even in the slightest comfy
No.

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>>71277012

spaffing about

could easily tell this frog twat to suck his mum right now and there would be nothing he could do about it

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>>71277017
STREAM

>>71276941
imagine working in the office directly in front of the plane and seeing it coming toward you

alright here goes

the wank i've been holding off all day

>>71277076
2am is so much better though

you wouldn't get it as you're a normie.

>>71277047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asZDNFUa7DA

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>>71276802

Pewdiepie did nothing wrong

>>71277063
i still regret it to this day
im never got why they invited me to parties etc cos i had very little in common with them.

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>>71277097
MEDIER

>>71277115
t. nazi sympathiser

bought a new macbook to shitpost with lads

>>71277106

She's actually mentally ill :^(

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>>71276941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o

>>71276842
Rogan is such a twat

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>>71277163
put linux on it

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM

the most /brit/ song

feeling fucking noided atm

>>71277105
Well I actually do have to hand it to you lad, through all of the time you've been here you've managed to keep a consistent cretinous quality.

Bye, won't be missing you.

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>>71277163
write a shitpost on the new bar thing

eguuhggghh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1D__3d6QKs

>>71277225
already have a linux laptop m8

>>71277230
walked past a "retro vintage" stall on my campus today and they were playing this
wonder if they appreciated the irony

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>>71277122

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>Someone one year younger than me is earning this type of dosh this fast

Mental

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olPZ_IVs3dU made me think

Feeling fucking mongoloided atm

Where can I buy a tux online? I've already tried Jacamo

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>already have a linux laptop

>>71277269
kek

>>71277251

SOMEONE FEED HER

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Which one of you boys was this then?

>>71277076
Its sometimes comfy, sometimes less so, random really . Somewhat entertaining though, fills the void.

>>71277235
the master runt is probably the worst thing about brit, that or poleaboo

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Post more Choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek

>>71277251
Based skellington

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9/11 was the epitome of post-modern art
it will never be topped, it is the peak of hyperrealism

>>71277346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmNUKSUuIWI

Unironically in a conference call for work right now

dani daniels lesbian rimming vids lads

>>71277346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1BCAgu2I8

>>71277308
FOY

wrote a song for yanks posting in /brit/ lads, this is the crescendo

POST ALONG WITH THE COMMON PEOPLE
POST ALONG AND IT MIGHT JUST GET YOU THROUGH
LAUGH ALONG WITH THE COMMON PEOPLE
LAUGH ALONG EVEN THOUGH THEYRE LAUGHING AT YOU

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Imagine.

>>71277373
umm sweetie it was real life not art xxx

>>71277421
how do people become such runts

>>71277421
>*pats head*
crease

yanks still act like communism is the worst thing on earth

Islam is the religion of peace

>>71277343
>principalskinnersayingpathetic.jpg

>>71277421
findom is a patrician tier fetish

>>71277463
*pats head*

>>71277308
Hugo Boss

>>71277386
Why is this a thing

>>71277453
>>71277455
Islamig Gommunism :DDD

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>>71277430
the point of post-modern art is to force the world of "art" and the world of "reality" into one surreal entity.

>>71277421
The state

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>>71277421

>it's that late thread period when no one likes to post in fear of not getting any (you)s so they instead save what they have to post at the beginning of the next thread which causes a huge post boom that means they all get ignored

Ah yes

>>71277517
does molyneux speak french? want to see a debate between him and soral

>>71277553
T. (You) market analyst

>>71277308
alright but first
>tuxedo
FOY, its called a dinner jacket

https://www.oliverbrown.org.uk/gentlemen/shop-by-product/jackets/double-breasted-midnight-blue-dinner-jacket

http://www.tmlewin.co.uk/Dinner-Suits/Mens-Suits-Dinner,en_GB,sc.html

http://www.thomaspink.com/eveningwear/mens/fcp-category/list

if youre less well off m&s do them

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>>71277553

>>71277452
Rosy posts on /brit/. No doubt.

>>71277553

Iktf

>>71277601
Why you nutted but she still sucking

I'm lonely

>>71275506

Average? She looks like a cavewoman. I hope that never becomes average.