wew
HEY NOW HEY NOW
DON'T DREAM IT'S OVER
Ricardo Villalobos 2bh lads
feel sorry for noncedadlad
we are the mods
we are the mods
we are we are we are the mods
>>71272574
>>71272581
>>71272586
>>71272603
>>71272605
This is /brit/, not /thirdworldtwats/.
me doing a cheeky climb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwV9JZc9MIA
inbetween the mattress and what?
In this scene, shot on Jan 12 2001 (when she was 20 years and 5 months old), Gauge also receives some pretty good facials (something not many of her scenes featured). At one point, the face-fucking is too much for Gauge and she throws up...
>>71272586
This 109%
Along with Gerard Hanson tbqh
this is definitely NOT the rehearsal
>>71272626
that is some proper good bants mate
I haven't been happy in about 7 years.
>>71272586
saw him at the warehouse project
We need a revolution, this J.F infestation is getting out of control.
bums out, cums out
>>71272704
innit? blimey la, smeg me arse even!
/brit/ idea: We all take pictures of our willies and upload them to an album to see who has the biggest knob
really, really, really miss the ex gf
>>112896656
Do you care about England?
can feel a cheeky respiratory tract infection coming on
>England
Fuck off racist, it's Great Britain.
>>71272737
I don't take pictures of my knob because it's embarrassingly small
/brit/ is quite slow tonight
>>71272643
Gauge was VERY nice 2bh
>>71272646
>>71272687
Sound lads
>>71272753
Again
>>/pol/112896656
wonder if mum will be talking to me in the morning
>>71272809
she hates you phimo
>>71272796
it's national internet licence renewal day so most people are probably still re-sitting their internet safety exams or waiting for their digital licence to come through
admit it, you shed a tear at this scene
tired of sluts giving polyamory a bad name
REE REE ROOO ROOOOOOOOO ROOOOO
RRROROROROROROROR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRcn2zQY-QY
>>71272796
Been slow all week desu, not sure where everyone has disappeared to.
I am on my...
http://www.strawpoll.me/12351748/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12351748/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12351748/
>>71272780
>Great Britain
Are you saying Britain is better than other countries? Why don't you say "Great Zimbabwe" or "Great Pakistan"?
You fucking bigot
Watching Westworld
Dunno what to think yet
>>71272886
imagine grabbing a cat by the tail and just fucking SWINGING it into the distance
ahhhhhh yessss
have seen richie hawtin, carl cox, jeff mills, villalobos, and autechre twice. really need to see surgeon, eat static, orbital and shpongle.
>>71272865
I am LIVID rn
>>71272940
saw jeff mills live and some spanner threw a bottle at him so he left the stage after one song
Gauge (22 yrs) vs. Mr. Marigold (61 yrs)
"Call Girl Bluez!!!"
Poor tiny Gauge needs extra money and decides to prostitute her little pussy.Unfortunately her first client is a sick twisted old psycho who proceeds to make Gauge earn every dime.
(WARNING:Not for the faint of Heart)
>>71272838
she doesn't, she hates not getting her way
>>71272968
where was that? anyone who disgraces lord mills needs the bottle shoved up his arse and stamped on
>>71272892
i had to assume ordi meant desktop
is 30 too old to jump in the moshpit
>>71272992
why what did you do?
No, to racism!
many of my earliest wanks were to taylor rain
>>71273024
it does, it's short for "ordinateur"
we usually say "PC" or "ordi"
>>71273011
dour festival in belgium
then chris liebing did a double set in his place
>>71273039
30 is the new 10, so you are prolly a bit too young tbqh la
>>71273062
My first ever wank was to a picture of Jordan laying on her back in snow
>>71273077
>30 is the new 10
crypto-nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJorKZEbQsA
>>71272968
I feel like a read about that on RA.
>>71272940
Saw based Surgeon twice. One time in Vienna and the other time at Dekmantel. Both times he delivered. Man's a don.
>>71272932
>tfw didn't get in
>>71272889
Today's been especially slow, imo.
>>71272846
Ah yes, this makes sense.
>>71273062
She was quality.
going to have to put the dryer on twice can almost guarantee it
>>71272940
Saw Pearson Sound a while ago
that was a sick night
back from my chinese evening class lads
there was a girl who sat next to me who was my type but we got moved into assigned groups
in the short time we were together she turned to me and made short conversation and smiled, then at the end while we were packing up we spoke again and I accidentally elbowed her when I put my jumper on and she laughed
quite fancy her, will talk to her more next week
>>71273099
mine was to the lingerie in the argos catalogue
>Tilda Swinson favourite to be the next Doctor
Not only a woman, but a fucking yank
What the fuck are the BBC at?
Got high noon-ish, now I'm on a light codeine 50mg high-ish.
does anyone actually like mashed potato?
it seems to be literally filler: the food
The squad
>>71273138
good luck mate
why do people want to travel around the world when they could be saving for an end terrace in colchester?
I WILL get this car for 3k. And this is how:
>>71273180
Have you never had good mash with gravy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiaR5be41Io
good tune
>>71273180
good mashed taters + gravy is peng, could eat that by itself
>>71273180
yes
>>71273180
Well, if done with cheese, milk, oil, then yeah. x
>>71273189
>>71273048
nothing interesting just refused to do something she wanted that had little to do with her and i sperged out when she wouldn't leave it
>>71273180
mashed potatoes are good with garlic and cream cheese
you've probably only ever had instant mash
>>71273138
comfy post to read
>>71273135
Obligatory picture
>>71273138
Good luck
>>71273180
Yeah, it tastes awesome.
I'm 23, don't know if that qualifies me as mid 20s
currently enjoy
>manic street preachers
>kings of leon
>kasabian
>new order
>massive attack
>the strokes
>>71273180
yeah I do
learn how to make it properly you plen
>>71273221
she looks too young to be wearing a bra or have a boyfriend
>>71273221
alright im not a nonce, but those two girls are quite pretty
>>71273216
>oil
>cheese
ERRORS.TIFF
>>71273257
kill yourself you utter pleb
Rate my trainers
rate
>>71273297
stylish
>>71273279
>>71273310
Haven't heard of any of them
>>71273297
rate mine
>>71273263
Its a training bra and even 5 year olds have "boyfriends" they probably (hopefully) just kiss on the lips
>>71273331
if i click this button do I get arrested?
>>71273297
Love them, really different x
>>71273297
sweet creps
>>71273310
£8.10 an hour?
>>71273357
>they probably (hopefully) just kiss on the lips
it's 2017. they probably attempt crude sex using their prepubescent underdeveloped genitals
>>71273279
Kids in nightclub pics are really depressing. Why do kids lose their innocence so early these days?
>>71273180
RUNT
FUCKING RUNT
*whistles for the hounds*
GET IT
*they sprint up to you and swiftly snap your neck*
ahh.. thank god
marathoning the blair witch project and browsing the 'chon at the same time because i'm too scared for full screen haha lol
what emotion was he trying to convey here?
>>71273412
>>71273406
HI WOOWEE
>>71273412
>these days
>>71273412
you never went to a soda disco?
>>71273412
degenerate kids have always existed 2bh
>>71273412
Shit parents that just plonk their kids on an iPad
>>71273331
What did they mean by this?
>>71273412
>Why do kids lose their innocence so early these days?
the internet, but its not really true. kids have accelerated, teenagers and YAs have gone backwards because of the reduced number of adults they interact with to learn from..
>>71273412
Working class have always been like that
>SHITTENHAM SHITSPUR
what would happen if you tried to enter an under 18s nightclub as a 20 year old?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AURrosz7CxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AURrosz7CxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AURrosz7CxY
>>71273492
you get put on a special 'guestlist'
imho under 18s nightclubs are the single most pathetic thing I have ever seen
BATHROOM SHOUTOUT
unironically enjoy this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN0h3tcJcqQ
>>71273492
Your sons been on here telling us about you
i dont think i ever outgrew my childhood innocence haha
ie im a depraved manchild
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/feb/16/woolly-mammoth-resurrection-scientists
>Woolly mammoth on verge of resurrection, scientists reveal
>>>>the Harvard team is just two years away from creating a hybrid embryo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>although, they said that it would be many years before any serious attempt at producing a living creature
utterly despise "news"
how do we save america?
When I was a kid we played in the park and built forts
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4232248/Trump-White-House-finely-tuned-machine.html
>trump sperging out about media again
embrassing
>>71273295
why lmao, it's good taste
unironically am an australiboo
>>71273562
not our job lad
going to switch to soy milk lads
cows milk gives me flaky skin
>download 37.5gb video series
>gets to 99%
>suddenly stops
ah yes... 'Peer2Peer' filesharing
>>71273562
Get them to kick out Trump and then fully open immigration from the middle east to diversify those statistics.
cytherea - internal combustion is a GREAT scene. she "squirts" 11 times
just deleted the ex gf on facebook lads
feels good
what will the internet be like in the 2020s? will 4chan even exist? will it be completely censored and regulated?
Jesus, Trump's going off on one lads.
Donald Trump has alzheimers
>>71273221
>tfw that lad on the left is better looking than I'll ever be
The moon is a hologram
>>71273675
link?
>>71272859
>>71273423
v good film desu
>>71273698
You said this before but we need proofs.
>>71273668
How longs it been? Did she dump you?
>>71273713
Just look outside
>>71273424
>full adidas clobber
>nike hat
stupid cunt
>'I mean, I watch CNN. It's so much anger and hatred, and just – the hatred!' Trump said. 'I mean, I don't watch it anymore.'
weird fucking cunt. i miss obama.
what's a good tablet
"Teen nightclubs" ought to be outright banned.
Fucking degeneracy everywhere these days. Going to talk to May about this.
>>71273557
>using the guardian for scientific news
>>71273666
Internal Cumbustion, in general, was a good series.
>>71273762
why does it make you mad?
>>71273723
about a week
seeing her tagged in photos out with her mates while I'm sat inside wanking myself into oblivion made me depressed
she dumped me
>>71273762
billy no-mates
>scored a ridiculously high score on the LNAT, i.e. I could likely count the number of people who did as well as or better than me in the entire world on one hand for this year's test
>got rejected from Durham, a tier 2 UK law school
I got accepted into much better ones, but still, what the FUCK
>>71273669
yes, you won't be anonymouse, you'll have to post under your real persoanl passport data
>she dumped me
Children itt ffs
>>71273705
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38998362
apparently aspies are extremely hard to hypnotise
this is the second time I've asked today and you cunts better provide or I'll be sorely annoyed
does anyone have the picture of fred dibnah in front of the twin towers saying: I'll have them down in minutes
thanks in advance,
Tom
>>71273835
yes, thanks
>>71273803
yeah... how about that
*puts your cv in the bin without even so much as a peep*
>>71273835
yes
What do you think of Theresa May? Asking for a mate
>>71273882
*walks towards you*
>>71273882
fascist nazi scum
put an insane amount of research into buying a coffee machine espresso maker. decided on a gaggia classic, since I cannot afford a sage heston bluementhal heston barista express. just need to find a good priced used one now. any of you lads selling one?
>>71273788
Was in a very similar situation but she also wanted to hang out as "friends"
Deleted her off fb and ig and stopped talking to her a couple of days after she broke it off
It's been 2 months and I'm still a wreck
Haven't even talked to another girl
>>71273882
strong leader
>>71273881
thanks very much m'lad
here's a 9/11 webm
9/11 was a hologram
>>71273882
Unelected PM who probably thinks it's "her time", we should have another election.
pretty cool that the crew of apollo 8 are still alive, ages 88, 88 and 83
0161
>>71273882
Nazi without the style.
She wanted Leave to lose, and now she's trying to wing it despite knowing full well it's a disaster.
Tesco's Own Brand Thatcher.
>>71273933
lmao fucking pathetic mong
bet she doesn't even think of you, don't blame her you sound like a right melt
>>71273931
>caffeine runt
howling
>>71273963
We vote for parties, not prime minister. Uneducated slug
>>71273310
not bad but you should listen to more genres hun x
>>71273974
I loved her, we dated for 3 years
Am I not allowed to be depressed? She never fucking loved me
more 9/11 webms and gifs please thank you very much.
>>71273973
Not much you can do mate can't tell the public to fuck off and call them idiots for leaving
organised a date with a peng ting for saturday lads
considering holding off on wanking till then
>>71273978
coffee is delicious though
so was just crying because my oneitus has uploaded a photo onto instagram with a guy.
that aside the nightclub pictures cheered me up because they're so pathetically funny
>>71273924
isn't that cunt on the right some hedge fund manager? He dresses like absolute shit.
>>71273882
Big fan
>>71274031
You could if you weren't a spineless whelp, or smart enough to work a deal that amounts to staying in.
>>71274011
Stupid cunt for sticking with somebody who didn't love you for 3 years
>>71273931
literally just have a €20 one that just werks tm
Might take the ol pc in for servicing
>>71274079
Nah its just a quick ticket to bring forced out
>>71274080
>pervert
ah yes the so called "unbiased" news
>>71273938
what movie is this? it's not very realistic
>>71274079
oh shut up, we're leaving
>>71274097
Gf gave me a Australian kiss
It's like a French kiss but down under
Rate the tinder bio lads
>>71274132
By who? She's only PM because no one else wanted to do it, or is too feckless.
>>71274151
You're next you fucking weeb
>>71273823
disagree
>>71274182
The public/other politicians
>>71274175
>paid for an escort but didn't even lose his virginity
wtf
>>71274028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppAeMWFCqC8
>>71274100
it's all about the 15 bar pressure and adjustable tempreture coil. yours is a macine that electronically performs the same function as a french press
the dreams we have the love we share
this is what we're waiting FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>71274223
>>71274080
>having pictures is a crime
Ah yes
>>71273963
>Unelected PM
unless you live in witney, no one voted for david cameron either you moron
>>71274080
>only having 9000 pictures of your waifu
fucking casual
>>71274221
>The public
Lmao, what are they going to do? Demand a general election and vote in Labour?
>Other politicians
Except no one wants the job, like I said. Except maybe Give, but he's an idiot.
6 month performance review at work tomorrow, lads.
just ran a malware scan
64 pieces of malware detected
hm
Does lifting help escape the crushing unhappiness of life?
just lost a computer from my botnet
>>71274097
She lied about it mate
Turned out it was just an immature infatuation
>>71274329
Demand a change in leadership mongo
me n the lads
>>71274333
how do you reckon you'll do then
only machine i need to make coffee is a kettle
>>71274080
i'm glad the photon police caught up with him, cannot have people possessing binary code that emits the "wrong" photons!
>>71274346
depends what you lift, I imagine.
>>71274232
Chilling. Poor bastard.
>>71274373
Me on the right. Name is Baz
just ran a malware scan on my brain
455 pieces of malware detected
hm
still crying 2bh
>>71274372
How will they do that?
What are they actually going to do?
>>71274340
stop downloading torrents and using untrusted porn sites
>>71274373
kek
"oi oi" he says
>>71274346
nope. but it's better than wanking to anime or posting on this shithole
>>71274404
>>71274373
>stealing twitter memes
>>71274385
Metal
>>71274232
the end is horrific
how do i get sweat smell out of a t-shirt without throwing it in the washing machine?
>>71274379
Ok, I think.
I've managed not to fuck up too badly so far.
ATTENTION important question >>71273729
>>71274447
shower in it then leave it to dry by radiator
>>71274415
Demand change until a motion of no confidence is raised
>>71274151
>>71274270
>>71274382
Just to let you know I work for GCHQ and have made sure to put all of you on a list. Enjoy your forthcoming v&
>>71274413
Howling
Saw you by castle gardens the other day. You're an ugly swine
>>71274447
dryer with a fragrance sheet
>>71274466
>>71274447
spray it with a lynx
>>71274486
i don't need this rn, can people be nice?
where's castle gardens?
Hey, Britbongs, what's going on with Brexit? Why the silence? Weren't you people going to make a move 2 months ago? Are you waiting for Le Pen to shake things up even more or what?
>>71274480
How? What's stopping parliament to tell them to fuck off?
>>71274535
>>71274535
what? we were only joking lad lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__CIfj4O6K4
dryers been put on for a 2nd hour now pice of shit
>>71274478
going to do this thanks
>>71274552
Rasheed.
>>71274413
Everything's going to be alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmwue6Jq4KA
Um lads
What's the latest regarding
Sara/Aisha/Rosy?
>>71274556
clean the fucking dust filter and water tank you sponge
>>71274535
It was only a bit of banter lad you didn't take it seriously did you?
Just had a cheeky prostate orgasm, drinking voddy and listening to The Smiths now.
Comfy evening.
>>71274535
The plan is for """March"""". But...
>>71274591
someone said me and Aisha have a lot in common
>tfw no left wing pretty gf
>>71274535
oh my days I didn't realise it was this easy to prank continentals
gullible lot aren't ya
Shagged lisickis crush last night
She was ayt
>>71274543
Probably people not wanting to lose seats in the next election for ignoring the will of the people
Or be vilified in public
Literal child
>>71274617
>voddy
Gross lad
>>71274581
>>71274028
look how the wall buckles inwards
Taken all my clothes off to have a poo
>>71274672
Okay, and?
Anyone else genuinely worried about losing too many brain cells?
>>71274595
no its just the dryers shit now dont reply to me again unless you want to spend the next 3 months in a ward
;___;
>>71274709
I have too many
>>71274660
So there we are, they'll demand a general election and vote in Labour, like I said.
>>71274636
>>71274597
>>71274552
>>71274550
Devilish.
>>71274618
Well, that's around the corner.
>>71274727
Are you a radical centrist?
>>71274649
that killed.
>>71274556
didn't you say 50 minutes before? what's going on?
>>71274373
Lad on the far right looks like nick griffin
>>71274729
Or, more likely a minority government.
Then what?
flatmate's gf just came in the kitchen while i was doing the washing up with no shirt on
could hear the waves breaking in her fanny
Hate being an ugly prick
rate the new specs lads
>>71274781
you are heading for a spreading
>>71274846
>>71274591
Rosy has a twitter account where she role plays for 'pay pigs'. These 'pay pigs' give loads of money to someone like Rosy in a fetish known as 'financial domination' or 'findom'. These 'pay pigs' get off of giving money to girls for nothing in return.
>>71274846
>image.jpg
>>71274846
>image.jpg
>>71274866
>but is a marxist
fucking stupid liberal cunts
what is that thing in place of his nose?
>>71274717
*replies*
>>71274904
>>71274882
wankers
also dubs
Shes a cheeky one I reckon
classic scottish cuisine
>>71274932
ate too much spaghetti and feeling really really sick now ngl
don't touch the carb jew lads
>The Station nightclub fire occurred on Thursday, February 20, 2003, in West Warwick, Rhode Island. The fire was caused by pyrotechnics set off by the tour manager of the evening's headlining band Great White, which ignited plastic foam used as sound insulation in the walls and ceilings surrounding the stage. A fast-moving fire with intense black smoke engulfed the club in 5½ minutes. Video footage of the fire shows its ignition, rapid growth, the billowing smoke that quickly made escape impossible, and the exit blockage that further hindered evacuation.[1] The toxic smoke, heat and the stampede of people toward the exits killed 100; 230 were injured and another 132 escaped uninjured. Many of the survivors developed posttraumatic stress disorder as a result of psychological trauma.[2]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY59mR44TLs
lads i know you are going to be impressed by this
i have never, literally NEVER replied to one of those "mother dies in her sleep" posts
>>71274957
post fucking machines
>>71274932
*super likes*
If the kid aint hers she's a 10.
>>71274957
don't care where are the machines
Accidentally moved
>>71274924
you are death process
reading this post after reading the dead mom picture is enough to negate the dead mom. this is the power of words
>>71274957
pfm
>>71274957
PFM
>>71274941
Fuck, where's that from? I'd quite like one
reply to this post or your (You) bank will be robbed tonight
if you read this post i'll bum you
>>71274970
dont understand why spanners respond to those posts
are they doing it ironically?
>>71274723
>tfw no welsh gf
>>71275040
glasgow airport it turns out
>>71274941
Would eat
B e double L y
>>71274932
n-nani
>>71275070
ahhh fuck, I'm Edinburgh
had a haggis once it was very good
>>71275161
just noticed they all look like butch lesbians
>>71275189
no they dont
word around town is i'm finer than my bitch
>>71275205
they do
I've just realised how intelligent I really am. Why the fuck is so much of society stupid?
>>71275205
yes they do
also >>71275227 is backing me up so do one sonny
gonna down this pint
see you on the other side
>>71275161
the one on the right looks like a hard cunt
>>71275227
>>71275267
you're wrong and you're grotesquely ugly freaks
I've just realised how stupid I really am. How the fuck is so much of society even worse than me?
>>71275240
You can't call yourself intelligent if you have a social media account.
>>71275240
you aren't, its the Dunning Kruger effect kicking in. only lasts a few years though so no panic.
>>71275290
your*
where the nu at got my bangers lined up
>>71275208
where u at in france blud
>>71275282
Not racist just don't like 'em simple as
>>71275315
No, I'm talking about a large section of society that unironically posts minion memes, "share if you agree" posts, and claim to be from the University of Life.
I didn't think I was that intelligent, but when I compare myself to these masses, I feel like a bloody genius.
>>71274966
reddit: the disaster
>>71275108
Kek, same.
>>71274832
wonder how that happened. poor fella