Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>71262266
甲

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>>71262266
otsu

Hey!

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アニメ!

>>71262266
i love you pole-chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! otsu!!!!!!!! kyaaaaaaa ><

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かわいい女のぱんつをは嗅ぐぼく必要

>>71262266
おつおつ

滅入りますか

デーン
I can get there about an hour and a half by a car and I'm okay to bring you to a new host in at least Saturday night and whole of Sunday if you want, then you can find your host from relatively large region

it's one of the options for you

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>>71262474
そんなに大きくなったら背中の健康に悪いでしょ?

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>>71262609
どうかな
元気に見えそう

>>71262690
乳もpixelも大きい!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXQLrkW33f0
Do you have brother?
How does it feel like?

/soc/ is fucking amazing.

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Chicken? or Beef? or Me?

>>71262782
normie
>>71262907
left

>>71262726
Yes. He disowned the family and harasses my mother on a regular basis, including death threats.

>>71262971
Seems pretty uncommon from such country as Norway.
How did it come this way?

>>71262993
Some very serious mental disorder that no doctor's been able to treat properly.

>>71263092
I have never been there. Can't tell anything. It is as foreign country to me as Russia to you.

>>71262266
超オツ

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>>71262690
そのドラゴンを妊婦にしたい

>>71263161
None.
I am not interested in Energetic companies politics.

俺そろそろ寝るで
おやすみみんな(´_ゝ｀)ノ

>>71263210
またね(´・ω・｀)

>>71263210
おやちゅみ

>>71263210
おやすみ

>>71263210
ヨイユメヲ

>>71262266
乙!
超カッコイイw
>>71262726
I'm an only child.
any way,it's a nice song.

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>>71263271
Couldn't care less.

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おまえはX JAPANすき?

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>>71263470
自殺しろ

I'm writing an essay on a text made by cultra marxist feminazi
My life couldn't be worst

>>71263543
You could write an essay on a text made by ultra marxist feminazi transgender.
See? it isn't worse

>>71263470
お前でだれを呼ぶの、お前?!

>>71263543
In your essay You should gently explain why she is a retarded mesubuta

>>71263543
Fucking Humanities...

>>71263624
Somewhere in Russia

I should start training.

I want to get good at running. Durable. Slim and athletic.

I've always wanted to practice parkour.

>>71263543
Are you allowed to contradict the writer or you have to kiss ass so that you can pass the course conducted by a professor who agree with the feminazi?

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>I require more details
Denied
There is no need for you to know this information.

>>71263494

あなたのお尻をパンチしよう

>>71263680
Parkour is so cool, but be careful not to get hurt(´・ω・`)

>>71263399
>>71263844
Boris, I hope this is not some furry shit.

お酒久々に飲んだら頭痛い

>>71263631
Nah. I'm not into that. I'm into Law - Politics


>>71263795
I wish but the teacher is also a feminazi

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>>71263935
Who knows

>>71263958
They are called FSB now. And I am sure they know everything they need to know already.

(´^ω°`)

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フリーランサーってもう嫌だ
貰える金が高い、でもお客が来なかったら、大変

まともな仕事なら、いつも給料がくる。でも一般翻訳家の給料が貧乏の生活を招くほど低いです

同時に一つや二つ一般仕事を働けるかなー
めんどい

ニートになろうか

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マサオ

>>71263984
>Law - Politics
Humanities nonetheless.

>>71264053
副業しても本業に響かないからそういうとこフリーランスって良さそう
ニートだからよくわからないけどね(´・ω・`)

>>71264247
>ニートだから
じゃあ、ニートの正しい生き方を教えてください、先輩!

>>71264486
can I study italian ?

>>71264486
好きなときにゲームして好きなときに飯食って好きなときに寝る
正しい生き方はあまりないよ
でも、たまに俺は何してるんだろうって涙が出てくるよ(´;ω;`)

>>71264567
Italian is really hard
Kakugo shinasai

>>71264585
>でも、たまに俺は何してるんだろうって涙が出てくるよ(´;ω;`)

わかる、わかる(´;ω;`)

おはよ
学校に行きたくねえええええええ

僕は毎日勉強するために生まれなかったんだああああ
あああああああああああ
あああああああああああ
あああああああああああ
あああああああああああ

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>>71264999
You are a green boy

>>71264967
欧米では職業を二つ以上同時に持つことがよくあるって聞くけど?
work sharing とかいう言葉で。

おまえはも死んでいる

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ひでぶっ

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お兄ちゃんプリン食べさせて

>>71265475
そもそも、死んでいない人なんていない

>>71265607
あなたのプリンを食べさせてください

>>71265638
私の。。。何を言ってるのお兄さん

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>>71265576
Come with me son, I will show you the way

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>>71264999

>>71265691
よく見るとメロンでした。

最近は市販のプリンが凄く美味しく感じる事に悲しみを覚える
(食べられる事の有り難みを実感する=昔より生活苦しい事の裏付け)

>>71265789
っっっっっどこを見てるの、えっちお兄さん
すぐ謝りなさい!

>>71265925
謝るからメロンを一口ぜひ下さい。
ちょっとかぶりつくだけです。

Your opinion about this event 75 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangka_Island_massacre

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>>71265962
here, as always dealing with chinks
stressed as fuck
learning korean and vietnamese , cantonese

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>>71265985
いやー!
この汚い口で私の宝物を触らないで
変態!

日本の女子生徒達は冬の季節の時とか寒い日とか学校でズボンを着ていいの?

着るのは洒落じゃない?

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>>71266375
-stop the dependency from cheap goods made in china
-search for new products in countries that are near china
sport shoes from vietnam
clothing from bangladesh, cambodia
machinery from south korea
plastics from india

trade only with countries that are visa free for peruvians (except europe -aka the racist continent)

investigate how the forex system works in order to get a better exchange rate

>>71266352
しょうがない
じゃあ見るだけでよいよ。目の前でさらけ出してくれれば。

>>71266352
That is one horrible quality picture

>>71266728
もう〜
もしお兄さんはプリンを食べさせたら
私。。。ちょっとだけ見せてあげるね

>>71266914
i'm terribly sorry my lord

>>71267027
You should be, now go download a blu-ray rip and take a better quality screenshot

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>>71267518
I did as you said my lord, now I'm begging your permission to expiate my previous transgressions by harakiri

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原幹恵について一緒にオナニーしましょか

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>>71267518

>>71267027
大昔の日本語の文人墨客がその文章を読められたらどう思ってしまうのかね

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>>71267790
Livestream link?

>>>/jp/16572829

>>71267994
多分「わああい〜かわいい」だろう

>>71268048
Oops, I did it already, I'll send you link next time

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>tfw I will never have a nippon gf to go to the Onsen with

should I keep trying to make this miserable life somewhat bearable or should I just end it all already

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>>71262524
なにいってんの!バカ!

>>71268736
He's not white
how could it be alright

>>71266598 #

Peru? Are you sure that will work Peru? Peru are you worried? Peru? What if they confiscate your anxiety meds at the airport Peru? Peru?

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死にたい

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>>71268923
生きて

オナニーしたい

>>71269072
エッチの話したい

>>71269072
おならしたい

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>>71268830
I feel less anxious after sex, hookers are easy to find in SEA, also whites are the main consumers of antidepressants and SEA is full of whites , these drugs must be common at the pharmacies there, I hope

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>>71266598
>>71266103

post your latest kindle peru

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私は日本人のガールフレンドを探しています

>答えてください

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>>71269036
Why is it alwas shiba inus?
Don't you have some labs or German shepherds?

>>71269326
It's a Japanese breed. It's one of the oldest in the world.

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>>71269308
real of jap

>>71269072
オナニー is a sin.

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>>71269274

peru do you have an iphone 7? you know asians will negatively judge you if you don't have all the latest gadgets and don't wear a suit

>>71269443
Are you Christian?

>>71269264
かわいいちんぽがありますか

>>71269554
>>71269560
Meddl

the food I cooked today was too oily , I want to vomit

>>71269728
Film how you vomit. Sell the vid to japs with this fetish.
Profit.

>>71269560
俺のちんこは超カッコイイ

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why east asian is crepy ?

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>>71269725
Meddl?

>>71270086
J-Pop Loide

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>>71269985
Is the girl on the right famous?

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>>71269276

>>71270177
no in jap land

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>>71269728

that's average food in china peru. you should prepare yourself peru. better get ready peru

Is Haruki Murakami popular in Japan?
Have you read his books?

>>71270231
>all those SEA phrasebooks
Do even have a plan of what country you are moving in?

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>>71270169
alter du bist hundertpro einer von diesen audio fanatikern right?

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>>71270356
the only thing I know is that I can get cheaper prices by speaking the local language

https://youtu.be/miomuSGoPzI
For Germans ITT, Thread track

>>71269985
humans look creepy without eye lids

thats why

>>71269985
Left looks beatiful, middle one looks exotic, right looks like typical russian prostitute

>>71270913
Koreaboo?
I thought I killed you

>>71271056
Koreaboo was the opposite, he hated double eyelids

板チョコを粉々にして牛乳といっしょに鍋で火にかけたら、ココアになった。アメリカ人がココアをhot chocolateと呼ぶ訳がわかった。

>>71270317
Yes he is famous and popular.

Yes I have read his nonfictional book "Underground" and an essay about his life in USA. These were good. I tried reading a few novels written by him. But I couldn't keep reading any of them.

元カノは7月に訪れる(@_@;)
どうしよ… ちょっと会いたい。

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>>71272335
Hallo

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皆!

この画像を見てどんな感じ?

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>>71272335
fixed

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>>71272335
>When you see the Germans coming

>>71272436
いたいけな彼女だっけ
これ確かむりりんが書いてるんだよな

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>>71272509
>When you btfo the german coming

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ピンポン

日本人が寝静まった2:00~6:00が本当の4chanだ

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>>71275199
残念だね、でも眠ることも必要です

>>71275821
朝になったら寝るよ
夜中の雰囲気が好き

RIP >>>/jp/16552062

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>>71276556
私も大好きですが 大学生として眠れないとヤバイかも

>>71276775
ライブカメラが3/31で終わるのか、日本に住んでない人にとっては寂しいな
俺は日本の風景とかいうスレしか見てなかったけど(´・ω・`)

>>71276827
アルベルト君えらいな
日本の大学生は寝ないで大学行くこと結構多い気がする

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how many signs written in english do you see in your daily life?

普通の、300ページくらいの小説を日本人が読むとどれくらい時間がかかりますか
さっきまで読んでたシリーズ(全4巻)の最終巻ただいま読み終えました

I dont know because I haven't been conscious of it
but since the english written on the signboard are small, i feel like unreadable for foreigners

>>71277981
ラノベだったら2時間
一般小説だったら4,5時間かな

>>71277981
調べてみると3~5時間って人が多いみたい
本のジャンルによっては1時間とか…
俺は数えたことないからわからんけど、一番本読んでた時期で多分2~3時間ぐらいかな

kimochi senpai

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Hello /nippon/, I am looking for a japanese gf to use the Onsen with, watch anime, send memes and play video games

>please respond

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>>71278754

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>>71278854

>>71278754
ouch!!!! its time to go to bed!!!!! sorry ><

>>71278854
That girl looks like she's SouthEast Asian

>>71279000
Be my gf instead

>>71278854
Is that you? How did you get such a qt gf?

>>71278571
>>71278576
なるほど
ラノベなら、俺は辞書を片手に2時間で最大20ページを読める
ラノベ並みのラノベだったかどうかはしらんけどまだまだかな

>>71279220
>peru
>white

>>71279220
I do not pursuit women, I have sex only with prostitutes

>>71279390
lol I serioulsy thought it's Austria

>>71279394
You must be rich if you speak English and can buy prostitutes

>>71279306
リゼロを読むといい
おもしろいよ
http://ncode.syosetu.com/n2267be/

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>>71279572
how white are you?
why dont you go to japan?
check this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuDBvcwwxVo

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>>71279394

poor peru :(

>>71279788
I'm mixed. I'm too poor

>>71279788
>>71279788

what if you spend all your money on gook hookers peru?

>>71279881
then you are fucked bro, japan hates foreigners specially non-whites

>>71279980
I already fucked with asian females, now I wanna try slav and black girls

>>71279626
アニメだけ見てすまないものかな

>>71279881
what mix?

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God damn nazi little girl

>>71280186
アニメは小説3章までをアニメ化している
小説はもう6章まですすんでいる
ちなみに5章は大スペクタクルでめっちゃおもしろい

>>71280214
white/ brown (muslim)

>>71280366
let me guess, your mother was german and your father was turkish?

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>>71280141

black girls have AIDS peru. where will you get slav girls? what about latinas?

>>71280417
Tunisia

>>71271919
会ってどうするの?何のために会いたいの?
それを考えてから決めな

>>71280549
my great-grandfather came from palestine and i'm quite brown myself, however because I didn't use solar protection (o whatever it is in english) i'm more brown than average arab

>>71280804
I look white like a Greek or Italian but with Arab skin tone

>>71280282
it hurts me that I can't understand what is going on in inane little girl military shit but can sit through monogatari and SZS just fine

>>71280318
長そう
まぁたぶんそのうち読むけど、
アニメと同じ微妙な演説きっと山ほどあるだろう

仕事いきたくねええええええ
と言いたいがまだ風邪なので休む

>>71281152
お大事に

>>71281052
the only physical asset (? i hate from myself is my head; it's quite small for my height (183 cm)

skin colour not so much and my cheekbones aren't that big

also when i went to morocco some people thought i was a local

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>>71280503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOOXmxPTqr8

>>71281116
I just watched the first episode.
The plot seems shit and I don't think I'm gonna watch more

>>71281402
You should watch at least 3 episodes of anything before deciding to drop it or not.

>>71281473
I don't think it takes 3 episodes to accurately predict whether you are going to like an anime
Even good shows that hide their premises at the start tend not to masquerade as garbage for the first 2 episodes

>>71281687
Well, you can think of it as 2 episodes plus a security margin.

I've watched 700 episode of One piece and I don't like it
whatdo

>2 - 0 - 1 - 7
>anime

>>71281802
I'd do that for anything I was interested in thematically, but e.g. kuzu no honkai goes directly in the bin

>>71281211
ありがとう(;_;)

>>71281886
That's a given, if I'm not interested I don't even begin to watch it.

>>71280551

元カノは美人だからw

でも多分ちょっと話すだけ、複雑になりたくないね

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q__bSi5rBlw
ワロタ

>>71281886

へえ、とてもいいアニメですけどよ。

>>71281848
Switch to hentai

>>71282218
妙なドラマはごめんだ
たとえ濡れ場シーンがあるとしても

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>>71281881

>>71282052
日本だとレズの女性は相手がなかなか見つからなくて孤独な思いをする人も多いらしいけど、やっぱりアメリカじゃ交際相手は簡単に見つかるんだね
アメリカの女性は大半がレズポルノを見てるっていうくらいだし、もしかしたら過半数のアメリカ人女性はレズなんじゃw
アメリカの男はだらしなくてデブで暴力的なのばっかだから、自分もアメリカで女性に生まれてたらレズになってるか、言い寄られるのが嫌だからとりあえずレズだと主張してると思う

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Sachiko on the front page?

私は暴力的でもデブでだらしなくてもないよ
立派な男の娘のレズなんだから

There was a huge storm last night, so had trouble sleeping.

Also, heard back from my next host. There is no problems now.

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>>71283308
>立派な男の娘のレズなんだから
>男の娘のレズ
いや、お前は真面目に病気なので早く病院に行って来い

>>71280282
>nazi
I love this meme

>>71283585
does your host accept only white people?

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老人は怖いです。 彼は処女です。 彼は一度それを感じなかった。彼は嘲笑される すべての女子高生

>>71283732
The one I'm currently at, or the one I'm going to?

Answer is no to both.

>>71283782
how do you know?

>>71283841
The one's I'm at now have had Chinese and Koreans staying with them.

The one's I'm going to have pictures of black WWOOF'ers on their blog.

I've always hated you fucking commas. But now I love you.

https://youtu.be/b9vxnHjqsA0

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Does every Japanese person sound like a JoJo character?

>>71283585

kek. so what was the "mistake" then?

>>71284336
I think it was because I changed my profile picture. They thought I was someone else.

anime?

hai

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tannoshi~i anime of the year

>>71283135

wwwww
まぁアメリカのほうが簡単だけどまだ難しい。色々理由から。

>>71284085
Senna was admired by everyone, wasn't he.

ニンテンドー3DSでマンガを読めます!

>>71284467
What is it about the anime?
It seems like everyone is talking about it.

プレイステーションヴィータでおっぱい揉めます

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>>71284876
>What is it about the anime?

>>71284907
>おっぱい揉めます
けしからん、なんてハレンチな

どれ、詳しく聞かせてもらおうか

ビータ板の画面のとある部分に優しく指をふれ
そこに映る可愛らしい女性の乳房をくるくるとさせられます
むなしい経験である

さて俺のビータどこだっけ

>>71285477
>むなしい経験である
ばかやろう
そんなことはどうでもいい

問題は、そのおっぱいはどれぐらいの大きさかということだ

will you get hookers in Vietnam peru?

how long will you stay in Saigon?

>>71285651
場合によってはかなり、大きい

>>71286018
知らなかった。VITAを買うともれなくおっぱいが付いてくるなんて
人生の大半を損してしまったorz

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i just ate a lot of cheese

dutch gouda, french swiss, aged cheddar, havarti. it was a cheese platter. it's ok though because cheese doesn't have carbs, right?

金さえあればどの胸元でも撫でられます

>>71286213
そ、そんなお金がどこにあるっていうんですか
おっぱい揉めるんですよ
そんな高いお金…

Hello? Japanese people? How can I be Kamen Rider?

im not japanese but i think you put on kamen and ride

I don't know if I could go through with that, what if someone got hurt? Gosh, now that I think about it, Kamen Rider is dangerous.

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>>71286403
>How can I be Kamen Rider?
at first you have to go to Brazil

>>71286532
>at first you have to go to Brazil
Is that why Japan took in all those Brazilians a few years back? ahaha

>>71286585
it is secret
now, japanese goverment is fighiting with Garandar empire.

turely all of japanese in this thread are Kamenrider

>>71286532
>at first you have to go to Brazil
Explain, please.

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>>71286213
鉄壁の防御の術

>>71263680
Cardio is good and all but you should lift heavy and get swole instead. Life is too short to be a lanklet

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What does this say

t. gaijin who cannot read brush script

Screenshot is

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>>71262266

>>71287327
That looks like a 21

>>71287327
仕切なおし

>>71287342
hey i-sat
can you speak inuktitut (ᐃᓄᒃᑎᑐᑦ )?

>>71287342
HELLO ISAC!!!!
How are you today, my friend?

いい推理小説教えて

>>71287327
仕切り直し
sikirinaosi means reset

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>>71287441
fine
>>71287430
i do understand their words but not runes

花金まだ

>>71287748
今日だよ

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昇天まだ

>>71286972
I think he mentioned Kamen Rider Amazon. The protagonist of KRA grew up in amazon forest if my memory is correct.

>>71287893
Oh, I see. That makes sense.
Thanks for the answer!

>>71287889
おまえは永遠に死ねない

>>71287463
綾辻行人 十角館の殺人
>>71287748
花金~(´∀｀)

>>71288111
あ、どうも
こないだはお世話になりました

>>71287463
有栖川有栖、月光ゲーム

>>71288136
どういたしまして

>>71288303
>どういたしまして
なんで葉っぱやねん

>>71282073
六分弱なのに壮大な映画を見た気分になったのは
エンドロールの所為かなw

>>71288403
なんでなんでやねん

Elliot?

どう日本人と結婚してもらえばいい? 日本に住みたい

>>71288701
日本に来なさい

>>71288750
日本に行ったら私と結婚してくれるの?

Hello? Japanese people? How can I be Precure?

>>71288822
be two people

外人さんって日本でモテるよな
結婚に至るまではわからないけど

>>71288701
アメリカ人と結婚してもらうにはどうすればいい?アメリカに住みたい
こう聞かれたら、何て答える?

>>71288837
could you be two people with me?

>>71288867
no

>>71288822
at first, be a girl

>>71288860
かわいい人になってな
それだけでなんかアメリカ人が結婚したいよ

at firstじゃなくてfirstだよ

>>71288945
どうすれば女の子になる?

>>71289002
firstとat firstとfirst of allってどんな使い分け?

>>71288975
そっか、じゃあ君も日本人と結婚したいなら可愛い(格好良い)人になればいいね

>>71289066
生まれ変わろう

>>71289111
firstが、まず初めにの意味
それを強調したのがfirst of allで
at firstは最初・・・けど・・・だみたいに途中で意味がひっくり返る

>>71289215
なるほど!全部同じような使い方してた
ありがとう

>>71289111
first=まず
at first=はじめのうちは
first of all=第一 (副) firstを強調した語

こいつの言うとおり>>71289215

How do i learn japanese? i want to be able to be able to watch anime so don't need to read but most of the sites have the characters. is there a way to learn without reading?

類はホモを呼ぶ

america first
homo first

>>71289323
do you understand you sound like you want to be an illiterate?

>>71289497
i dont need to read the symbols it would just make learning harder konichiwa is easier to read than the 50000 chinese characters. and you dont need to read to watch anime.

>>71289299
ありがとう(*^^*)
勉強になったぜ

ジャージャッジャッジャージャッジャッジャパン

>>71289585
そんな日本式のお礼じゃだめ
ちゃんとチュウしないと

>>71289641
( * ´ 3 `*) ㄘゅㄘゅ

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>>71289540
well i understand what you want to say i dont see the point

just change japanese to english and assume i am asking if i can get good at english without knowing spelling and how to read and write english

>>71289669
vomit
ばか、俺じゃない>>71289299にチュウするんだよ

how often do you encounter chinese people in japan? is mandarin useful in japan?

>>71289687
americans seem to do fine with illiteracy? you can learn to understand a language with out reading.

俺は饅頭が怖い

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>>71289687
bro
pls translate pic related

>>71289723
i have never met an illiterate american in my life

it's fucking 26 letters, you would learn them on accident at the least. you would have to actively fight against learning to read

>>71289772
http://www.statisticbrain.com/number-of-american-adults-who-cant-read/

>>71289723
anyway i'll just tell you that making full efforts and getting full ability is eventually better to make half efforts for your life or career

>>71289821
:(

>>71289757
it says left man fugged 106 women while right fugged 105

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>you dont need to read to watch anime
an interesting notion

stick with subtitles if you're not ready to muster up the willpower to actually learn the language

Hatsune Miku told me that I could never learn japanese, what did she mean by this?

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>>71289809
>one fifth of all high school graduates are illiterate

>>71289935
maybe she told you that you are very cute.

>>71289687
how racist is that faggot anpanman?

Can カナダ人 like me be とってもかわいい?

>>71289854
>not being able to read 2 very common kanji and guess the last one from context

>>71289809
> Percent of U.S. adults who can’t read (below a basic level)


>BELOW A BASIC LEVEL


so you're telling me that hick billy from the trailer park can read, just not sherlock holmes style literature

>>71290056
Percent of U.S. adults who can’t read (below a basic level) 14 %
Number of U.S. adults who can’t read 32,000,000
it clarifies for the first but not for the second that 32,000,000 who cant read

>>71290004
newsflash all three of those kanji are very common
bet you don't feel so big now huh

immigrants?

>>71289975
>currypanman is fucking incompetent comic relief
>white bread man is viewed hansome, competent, a womanizer

pretty much racist/10 have triggered all SJW in here

>>71290095
柄 is a lot more uncommon than the other two

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWjULcBvX7I

落語好きになった

>>71289988
加奈美はかわいいよ。こんなところでたむろしないで、現実世界の同年代の男の子とデートに行きましょう。

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>>71290117
hmm forgot pic