Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>71255124
1st for you
乙カレー!

I want to die.

>>71255124
なんとタイムリーな。俺もたった今カレー作り終わって食ってるとこだよ。

>>71255124
乙

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>start having interest in Japan and Japanese culture when I am 7 or 8 years old
>Study the culture, literature, and history
>Decide to learn language and follow my mates into and English teaching field in Japan
>Always afraid I'll be seen as a weeaboo when I just have an interest in Japan
I wish I could get over this desu, I have had to explain to people all throughout my time in University that I am not a weeaboo because I'm learning the language or reading a Japanese books, I just think the Sengoku era was interesting and like reading about it.

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>>71255256
What interests you about the Sengoku era?

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>>71255124
ここは、流れで、ケチャップたっぷり
ハヤシライスかチキンライスに
「カレーもいいけど、ハヤシもね」

>>71255303
この速さなら言える
実は俺、嘉麻市民

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>>71255124
乙

>>71255196
ナニその画像
どん子ちゃんの方が可愛い

>>71255256
>Always afraid I'll be seen as a weeaboo when I just have an interest in Japan
What does it matter?

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>>71255124

>>71255124
おつおつ

>>71255160
どう?美味しい?

>>71255256
I dunno man, as long as you don't go around wearing anime t-shirts, gushing about how awesome Japan is, using Japanese words around non-Japanese speakers and shit like that I don't think it's really a problem. America might be different, though.

>>71255303
くそかわええわ
デーンくんが

>>71255256

Weeaboo is really just a slur reserved for unsightly awkward people. The whole bit of actually enjoying Japanese culture/media/history is kind of a diverted focus, you know? If you conduct yourself well and with dignity I don't see how such a term should have any effect.

「神社の神聖な手水の上で手を洗うな」と何度言われたら分かるんだ、外人さんは…

なんで綺麗な水に手を洗った汚い水を入れるの?
これ外国では普通なの?

>2chで炎上中の画像
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4r1uKKWAAUB-iQ.jpg

今日は名無しでいい
こんばんは
死事終わったところでのオージーだよ (´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ

>>71255336
What the fuck have I done to you?

>>71255256

Why does it matter? Most people don't really care whether you're a weeaboo anyways unless you're like, really socially awkward about it or something.

>>71255361

Exactly

>>71255336
美味しいよ。かぼちゃ入れたから甘い。でも辛口のルーを使ったからちょうどいい。

カレーの肉は豚のもも肉と決まってるのだ・・・
カツカレーの場合カツはチキンカツのほうがいいのだ

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>>71255294
I think it is the idea that all of Japan collapsed into multiple factions that fought with each other to unify the land in THEIR ideal image. It's the people, both righteous warlords and evil tyrants and everyone in between. It's facinating to read about the battles between, say the Takeda and the Uesugi. battles, strategies, architecture. It's all just so fucking awesome. It's just all awesome, it's not the only era I'm interested in, but I spend my free time reading about it and the Three Kingdoms of China. They are my fuel

I have to thank Akira Kurosawa, Toshiro Mifune, and Koei for helping me really cement my interest in it. And for Namasensei and GimmeaBreakman for making me want to teach English there.

>>71255336
[spoiler]I do not like anime that much beyond like DragonBall[/spoiler] but everyone thinks I do.

>>71255361
I can understand that

>>71255383
The problem is that most of my friends in Uni are 2nd and 3rd generation Japanese who are trying to learn the language properly, and when we are out and doing shit. I'm always referred to as the Weeb because I'm the one white person. It just kind of makes me feel bad that it is what I'm known as.

>>71255256
日本語できない言い訳
The weeb is not equal to the person who can do Japanese.
even if he can't speak Japanese, a weeb is the weeb

チャンバラするか

>>71255374
外国には手水がないからね
でもふつうは自分の前にいる日本人のまねしようとするでしょ
そのくらいのこともわからない観光客には神社に行ってほしくないな

>>71255423
日本語でおk

>>71255413

I guess I get that. Technically if you're that interested in Sengoku era/Three Kingdoms you probably are still a weeb though, you're basically an east asian history otaku.

>>71255413
>my friends in Uni are 2nd and 3rd generation Japanese who are trying to learn the language properly, and when we are out and doing shit. I'm always referred to as the Weeb because I'm the one white person
They are not your friends.

>>71255380
Ay mayne, I was being serious. I'm not gay or anything but you're cute af t b h.
デカいバイキングが猫を愛おしそうに抱いてるっていうギャップ萌え

>>71255387
かぼちゃ入りのカレーは食ったことないけど美味しそう
肉は?

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>>71255413
I am Japanese but I never studied our history with much enthusiasm like you.
I go really quiet when other people discuss who killed who for what purpose in history.

俺の日本語を評価してください

>>71255467
俺はカレーにサツマイモとかかぼちゃなどの甘い穀類を入れるのが好きなんだ。コクが出るというか。肉は豚のロースを使ったよ。

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>daneweeb is going to become a male gigolo or male stripper for old Japanese Christmas cake ladies for minimum wage
>he'll get paid a little extra each time he licks their smelly old rotten roast beef pussies

>>71255453

Care to elaborate, beard man?

>>71255441
そうじゃなくて海外では「汚い水で手を洗う」というのが普通の感覚な気がする
皿を洗う時も清水ですすがずに汚い水で洗って終わり
風呂でも「上がり湯」を知らない
「汚れていない綺麗な水が大事」という概念がない

>>71255491
>イモ類はデンプンが主体の食用とされる植物ですが、種子ではなく根や茎が食用とされるため「穀物」、「穀類」には分類されません。

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>>71255504
You're the Token Gaijin, on top of being called a derogatory term by them despite your efforts to tell them otherwise.

>>71255467
I see. Google translated it to "Fuck you, Dane-kun", so I thought there were some issue.

>>71255506
家族の何人も使った汚い風呂湯を使っても平気な日本人が言うなw

>>71255303
仲良すぎてかわいい

>>71255451
無理せず日本語でいいよ

>>71255549
だから上がり湯だろ
外人は浴槽を使わずにシャワーだけで終わるから体臭が残ってあんなに臭いんだよ

>>71255585
はあ?

>>71255506
皿洗う時の水ってどれくらい汚いの?

>>71255597
ホームステイしてた家は洗剤を流してなかった

>>71255479
ん~100点だな
120点中

>>71255491
そっかそっか
今度試してみようかじゃあ

>>71255528
My bad m8 I thought you could read Japanese. I actually said:
Cute as fuck
Dane-kun is
Doesn't translate well, but you see it was supposed to be this shitty little joke where at first you think I'm talking about the cat until you get to the second line where you see that it's about you and you get all flustered and shit and you're like yada~(n*´ω`*n)

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>>71255625

>>71255582

彼は日本語できるのは知らないけど

>>71255528

Nah I'm not that guy, I was just another curious American. What if they are just teasing him? I mean he IS the odd one out. I've done the same with token blacks in friend groups before. I don't much care for such behavior either, I think it is pretty childish and low brow, but this how a lot of people seem to operate in groups (groups of men, that is). I don't know though, you are the gaijin here, so maybe you can sense some sort of peculiar Japanese passive aggressive malevolence.

>>71255623
なるほど…ちょっと想像できない…

俺は水槽の水飲んでるんだけど
バクテリアが繁殖しているから湧き水みたいな味する
多分食器を冷やした水とかは絶対汚い

>>71255623
人によると思う。自分が行った所はちゃんと洗ってたし食洗器もあったよ

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あなたはぼくの車をすきです???

>>71255659
>so maybe you can sense some sort of peculiar Japanese passive aggressive malevolence.
Not really so far, but I haven't been around people my age.

In any case, I'm huge and bearded, so I doubt anyone would even attempt to take the piss at me. Only friends back home who've known me for years do that.

>>71255625
どう否定してもぜってぇホモだな、お前は

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>>71255423
I'm going to write that on my Kanji folder to keep me motivated. Thank you, Japanon.

>>71255451
I think it what happened took place in any other region it would be just as cool though is the issue. Chinese and Japanese back then were really different from Western feudal societies.

>>71255453
I do not think they mean to offend, but it is not something I have been able to shake.

>>71255475
Looking at your history, I do not blame you, friend.

>>71255491
美味しそう
さつまいもをいっぱい貰ったからやってみようかなー

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The farm has two cats.

This is Nyantaro.

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Nihonjins, is this racist, yo?

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>>71255866
Is this offensive?

>nihongos find it cool to speak english words for emphasis
>shun everyone who speaks english natively
figures

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>japan tried to stop AirBnb from doing business in Japan
>we don't want white people and gaijin renting in our country, in our neighborhoods
>they try to bring them to court and ban them in Japan
>they lose

LMAO. CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP PHAM

>>71255936
i <3 you

>>71255924
SUPER DAZE
KONO FUCK GAIJINS

>>71255866
>>71255912
No, not at all.

太鼓どんどん

>>71255990
>太鼓どんどん
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxMK5eFr_rI

>>71255510
芋は穀類じゃないのか。わざわざありがとう。

>>71255625
>>71255733
みなさんの口に合うといいですが…

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>>71255975
Americans want to force the model to apologise for this "racist photo-shoot"

>>71256040
Unbelievable. SJW, muh feelings, these things are making this world sick!

>>71256040
Americans are idiots though

>>71255696
実はね
ホモじゃないんだ

>>71255836
名前べたすぎw

芸者ってなんだかんだ言っても風俗嬢なんだけどな

>>71255375
オージー乙〜!(・ω・)ノ

>>71255314
マジか!そんな偶然あるんだな

>>71256040

Who cares what a couple dumb people on the internet think, there are people out there that think even just wearing a kimono is racist somehow <_<

>>71256185
>偶然
違います
Homoスレッドに2人のKama
これは偶然ではありません

>>71256231
And why are those people usually American?

Boт ты пиздишь-пиздишь, a двaч yжe yмep.

>>71256253

I'm not sure, maybe it's because most websites where people talk about that stuff have mostly American users? Or maybe America's culture just breeds more people with extreme views (cause there's plenty of dumb people here in the other direction too as is plain to see on this website). Also America has more racial tension than a lot of countries due to the relatively diverse population which leads more people getting into social justice stuff.

ρ
/⌒⌒＼
| (ﾟДﾟ) <りんご!一緒に食べられるね!!
|(ﾉ |
＼＿＿/
∪∪

手術くんはここにいる。
まだ生きている :3

>>71256378
わーいわーい
生きてるんだー
わーいわーい

sweet boys

>>71256406
вaй вaй вaй вaй вaй вaй

>>71256436
Fuck off

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>>71256352
マジレス乙

>>71256442
cлaвa yкpaинe

>>71256118
売春するのは一部でイコールじゃないな

>>71256448

いいよその話題がちょっと面白いと思う

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日本のキラキラネームってなんか羨ましい

>>71256575
>9 田山加奈
>たなかかな

「たやま」じゃん(´・ω・｀)

>>71256575
Drink Water を越えるキラキラネームは無いけどね
シンプルであり最高

>>71256575
>佐藤 砂糖

www

>箱女 -> ぱんどら
w

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I watched a Jap movie on the plane when I left Vietnam because chink movies are generally cheesy and fucking god awful, and they had a limited selection of Western movies

The Jap movie was about a divorced Dad whose wife cucks him and shacks up with a rich guy. Throughout the entire film he gets humiliated by his mom, his sister, and his ex-wife. And his father was also portrayed as a massive loser. kek There was no happy ending as there would be in a Western movie, like the family winning the lottery and the guy getting back together with his wife or something. It just ends on a depressing note.

Why are Japs so beta? KEK

>>71256040
But what are your thoughts about Kanna Hashimoto?

>>71256040
意識高い系()のアメリカ人は面倒くさいな。
前にも似た様な事があったよね。

>>71256253
Where are Americans saying this? The Mayuyufa has some issue with America always making snarky remarks but I never even saw those images in my life and no one is complaining about it that I'm aware of. Probably some stupid blog or tweet.

>>71256378
手術お疲れ様でした

>>71256629
なにそれw
なんて書く?

>>71256378
手術は成功したんだね!
お疲れ様(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)

>>71256768
Here.>>71256448

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>>71256772

>>71256772
Drinkwater

>>71256809
>>71256810
そのままやないかwww

>>71256575
韮ちゃんwww

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>>71256497
そうそう
芸妓の卵の舞妓も、処女を売っていたのであって、売春ではない
ワイも水揚げしたいっす
因みに、｢お茶屋｣は風営法第2条第1項第2号該当のれっきとした風俗店
舞妓さんなら、15才でも｢就労｣できます

>>71256378
わーお疲れさまでした!よかったよかった!

>>71256805
the russian faggot is over here complaining about american sjw shit when he lambasted an american poster for saying he wants a japanese girl while posting kanna hashimoto even though plenty of japanese post her in this thread as an example of an ideal woman. When pointed out he ignored it and called it """"harassment""""".

Well now I wanna know again >>71256442
What are your thoughts about Kanna Hashimoto's extreme popularity in Japan? And why do you support a group that has underage gravure if this is such an issue for you?

でも一番有名なキラキラネームは月(ライト)かな?

>>71256885
心臓マヒに気を付けて

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>>71256885
>>71256948

>>71256885
作者が現実では絶対にいないであろう名前をつけたのに
あえて月(ライト)とつけるDQN

になるわウイアブウ

>>71256240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

>>71256960
字一つ間違えたな
良かったぁ

>>71256965
実際に自分の子供にキラキラネーム付ける人って9割以上はDQNな気がするね

海賊王に俺はなる

And apparently he fancies Kanna himself. Don't wanna hear it no more.

>>71257008
がんばって
>>71257046
>9割以上はDQNな気がするね
ホンコレ
オーストラリアのキラキラネームは?

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>>71257046
そういや、キラキラネームって外国にもあるじゃん
Hashtagちゃんとか
自分の子供をHitlerと名付けようとした親は逮捕されたとか

>>71257080
俺は不動産王になって大統領を目指す

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>>71257103
couldnt care less but weaks gonna fear the strong

>>71257302

あるけどとても珍しい

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日本人に
「日本語は文字で理解する唯一の言語なんだよ。」
というと、
「何言ってんだこいつ、馬鹿じゃないの、死ねよ、マジうぜぇ、やめろよ、逆に生きろ」

とか言われるけど、日本人は日本語の貴重さを理解してないのが残念だ。

日本語以外の言葉は発音と文章が同じなのでそのまま音で言葉を理解する。

だけど、日本語は同音異義語が多く、漢字やカタカナで意味の変わる発音や文章自体の意味も変わるので瞬時に脳で文章的理解をする、あと、一音一音が独立してるので単語を並べ替えても意味が通じる、ほかのほとんどの言語は単語を発音で分けて言うことができないことを日本人は知らない、日本語ほど柔軟性に富んだ言語もない。

そして、人は動物なので倫理観というものはすべて文章に依存する、だからこの言語的理解がそのまま道徳的理解につながる。

だから日本人には宗教的概念がなくても宗教的だし、人との関係をより考えることができる唯一の言語なんだよ。

アメリカに住む日本人は子供にほとんど日本語を教えない、アメリカに日本語のコミュニティーが根付いていたらアメリカも変わっていただろうに、残念だ。

>>71257399
虫の声、木の触れる音、水の流れる音、風の音、雨の音、そうした自然音を、言語脳で受け取れるのは日本人とポリネシア人(600万人弱)しかいないという記事を見かけました。韓国や中国、欧米人もそうだが、彼らは、こうした音を、音楽と同じ右脳で処理するため雑音として処理され「脳が音として」認識しない。日本人には明確に聞こえる鈴虫の声(羽の触れる音)が彼らには聞こえない。無音になる。これは衝撃的だ。

自然の中で暮らしている現地人でも同様だ。日本人にしか聞こえないー これは「すべてのものに神が宿る」という八百万の神の概念、日本人の根源にもつながっている。この能力こそが独創的な世界観を創りだし、多角的な分析力を生み出し、人類に多大な影響を与えた。東洋と西洋の融合、アニメですら相手はいない。鎖国などで遅れを取ったものの、幕末には自分の立ち位置や今後の世界の流れをすぐに把握できた。根本的に日本人は脳が違う。それに至った原因は長くなるのでスレッドか、ソース元で
http://www.mag2.com/p/news/233784(ソース、日本語)

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>>71257402
hmmm dont really care but at least i am gonna pretend to care that if foxconn could earn profits by purchasing a dead company

>>71257271
>>71257302
ググってみたらこんなんあった:
Adorabell 発音はAdorable(可愛らしい)と同じ
Alucard 逆から読むとドラキュラ
Phelony 発音はFelony(重罪)と同じ
Abcde アルファベット
Horse Dick 馬のちんこ
Chairish Cherish(大切にする)と同じ発音でそのつもりだったけど、Chairishを普通に読めば「椅子っぽい」って意味

他にいっぱいあったけど書くのメンディーだわ

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Lads help
How do I memorize over 200 anatomical terms for a test in 10 hours

>>71257399
違います
我々はautismを持ってるから会話よりメールをする方が好きだっただけです

>>71257617
Write them down on your gf's corresponding body parts

I now have beer and snacks.

Time to get shitfaced.

>>71257560
ありがとう、ワロタw
>Alucard 逆から読むとドラキュラ
Phelony 発音はFelony(重罪)と同じ
いい年した親が中二病www
>Abcde アルファベット
適当すぎるw
>Chairish Cherish
金星(まあず)を思い出したw

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>>71257677
But I don't have a gf

>>71257773
おめでとう

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>オランダ人一行の江戸参府
日本での居場所は長崎だけかと思っていたが、街道を馬に乗って江戸へも行っていたんだな。
その中にドイツ人のケンペルという医師がいた。帰国してから日本のことを書いて出版したそうだ。

>>71257560
horse dickはねぇだろ
犯罪にすべき

>>71257617
>memorize over 200 anatomical terms in 10 hours
R.I.P.....

Oh yeah, for those who didn't know, I added a new video today showing some of the actual work I've been doing around the farm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6gREU_ZXyU

>>71257617
36mg Ritalin or Concerta + 12mg to dose with before the test.

Blueberries and green tea.

Prayer.

>>71257685
Whatchu drinking?

>>71257749
>金星(まあず)
ワロタw

>>71257814
言い忘れたけどDickが姓でHorseが名
Horseの前に何か普通の名前があった気がするけど

>>71257677
まゆゆったら//////
>>71257813
>ドイツ人
山のオランダ人ねw(オランダには山ないのにw)

hahaahahah I just broke a filthy weeb leftist
This little shit was thinking Japan was the most tolerant country on earth and they would gladly take refugees
Delusional shit

>>71257852
Can't take any of those drugs, but I'll give the others a try.

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>>71257866
Cheapest brand available, as per Danish tradition.

Who cares for fancy beer when you can have more beer?

>>71257919
do you have a husband named Mohammed?

>>71257933
fug meant to reply to
>>71257918

>>71257919
If you're only going with blueberries and green tea, don't fuck around. Eat a pound of blueberries. Yes, I'm serious. Fuck the cost, you need that. It's been clinically proven to boost brain activity for up to 7 hours, so top up before the exam.

And seriously, if you know ANYONE with ADHD, get some Ritalin from them pronto. Fuck if you're gonna owe them a favor.

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>>71257813
ケンペルさんは長崎に2年滞在して1691年、1692年(元禄)に江戸に行っている。
江戸に2回行ったのか、年を跨いだのかはわからなかった。

>>71257560
全部よ!全部出しなさ~~い!

>>71257953
My friend has Ritalin but he's going for 20 a pop. Bullshit price-- the blueberry thing sounds more affordable.

>>71255638
you still look like a pedo rapist psycopath

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>>71257964
日本の街道の事情も書いていて、道が清潔で左側通行のルールだったと書いていた。

If I want to buy something from amazon, would it be cheaper to get my Japanese friend to buy it then send it to me through mail? Or is amazon the cheapest shipping I will get?

>>71258017
Take it from someone who's used it in a pinch - the price is worth it.

A pound of blueberries ain't cheap either, and it's only a fraction of the effect.

Buy two, then ride one until you crash, then pop another before the test, and caffeinate yourself with green tea the entire way.

Also, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD AND STUDY.

>>71258017
but unfortunately there would be no effect if you memorized nothing....

>>71258077
probably be cheaper with amazon because your friend has to get it shipped to them then pay for shipping to you.

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>>71258036
先日、左側通行の理由のスレを立てたら、だれかが翻訳まとめにしてくれた。
翻訳まとめのレスを読んでたら、ケンぺルがどうたら言う人がいたので調べてみました。

>>71257964
>>71258036
ケンペルさんをはじめ、この時期来日した外国人の記述を読むと、江戸時代の日本は貧しかったという左翼の幻想がいかにくだらないものか分かるのがすごい

>>71258166
how about double swords

>>71257839
Fuark they've got you working hard.

>>71257973
えー説明書くめんどいわー
でもよさげの見つけたら書くよ一応

>>71258024
>>71258140
alright fuck boys I'm going full tripfag

>>71258228
I've got myself working hard. They keep telling me to chill out and work slowly.

>>71258228
Don't use a trip on my name

>>71258228
>alright fuck boys I'm going full tripfag

fuck it boys*
jesus christ what a typo

>>71257839
I want to put the button of good valuation on your videos, but you would be able to see who put it if I did?

>>71257839
押忍!┏(･｡･)┓シュワちゃん

>>71258239
i swear to god m8, i'll tell your mum on you

>>71258246
Nope, it's anonymous.

aussie tripfag alert

>>71258228
横だけど、
「キラキラネーム」は英語で何て言うか教えて。
そしたら自分でググッてみるw

>>71258267
YEAH YOU WOULD WANT TO RUIN MY FAMILY RELATIONSHIP YOU WHITE SHIT WHAT WANNA TAKE ME AWAY TO BECOME HUMAN??? FUCKING RACIST SHIT

>>71258239
>>71258267
ついにトリップつけたかw

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I WILL GET AN A FOR EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD

>>71258309
i wonder what the trip is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QvMcQ2Eejo

I need more music like this.

>>71258292
そんな言葉はないと思う
普通にRidiculous baby namesとかStupid namesでググってたらたまたまキラキラネームっぽいのでてきた

>>71258300
YOU WANNA FUCKEN GO LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE CUNT

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konichiwa, anime wa dokodesu ka? please post more fresh from the press animes. are there any nippon waifus withheld from the west that you keep only for yourself?

>>71258292

特に言葉はない

>>71258316
Ganbatte.

>>71258347
OUTSIDE IS MY LAND YOU THIEVING JEW

>>71258347
>>71258354
そっかありがとう。
>Ridiculous baby namesとかStupid names
で、ぐぐってみる

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>>71258222
2 sheaths are in the left side

>>71258350
Ayy, reminds me that there was this German girl staying at the farm I'm at for like 5 month.

She's a huge weeaboo, going to Fukuoka every week to buy some manga magazine, and love One Piece so much she drew an entire page in the WWOOF'er log book like a One Piece homage.

She's a good artist, though.

>>71258350
その画像見ると日本人じゃないちゃんを思い出すけど最近見かけないな

>>71258387
good audist

>>71258267
>>71258300
>>71258347

オージ喧嘩第三目が始まった!

>>71258432
ill fucking glass you too you filthy seppo

>>71258321
おいwまったくオージーはwww

>>71258423
Oh god I just found her facebook.

She looks exactly like Anne Frank.

>>71258432

いつでも名を忘れているもう

>>71258456
うわー 怖い怖い

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>japanese
>people

>>71258350
ohio!

>>71258363
HOME TURF OR NOT I'LL FLATTEN YOU BRAH

>>71258381
良さげの見つけたら教えてね

>>71258340
初めて聞いた
いいねこれ

will australia get range ban?

>>71258464
post?
>>71258467
how can you live with yourselves. your people caused so much death and abuse.
>>71258471
coming from a anglo
>>71258542
come fight me mate
>>71258562
Australians are cancer

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did anyone here have sex yet? do japanese girls really squeak so much?

Also are there any female japanon posters here? I am white and decent looking.

>tfw no nippon gf to use the onsen with

>>71258594
>did anyone here have sex yet?
hmmmmmm

>>71257839
"Thai Flag1 day ago
A distinct lack of discrimination laws? Disenfranchisement with a culture he once held dear, perhaps?
A shattering of dreams, if you will?"

lmao

>>71258594
>did anyone here have sex yet?
Plenty. What do you want to know?
>do japanese girls really squeak so much?
I haven't been with Japanese girls, but Chinese and Philippine girls definitely do. I usually turn them around and force them to bite the pillow.

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I can't drink and shitpost like this.

>>71258668

how long before you start a full-fledged youtube channel to vlog about japan and start your own patreon, so you can live off your shitty videos like that loser ryan boundless? kek

also what country will you go to after japan? or will you just travel japan and then go home

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Better.

Back massage is nice.

>>71258696
>live off your shitty videos like that loser ryan boundless
Never. I'm not gonna start a patreon, but I do have a youtube channel that I don't expect to become profitable. It's basically only for you guys and my friends back home.

I've already been in contact with the Canadian embassy in Tokyo about getting a 1 year working holiday visa for Canada after this. I want to go work as trail crew in the big forests.

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>>71258600
what?
>>71258668
YOU ARE NOT A NIPPON YOU ARE A GAIJIN
anyways can you post a picture of that cat? Also why don't you like the squeaking? I browse through tons of porn tabs to find the one who squeaks just right.

>>71258686
How's the cheap beer?

>>71258784
>I browse through tons of porn tabs to find the one who squeaks just right.
Alright this was pretty fucken funny.

>>71258784
>why don't you like the squeaking?
It's like fucking a rubber ducky. I prefer when they try as much as possible to not moan but can't help letting a few ones slip out.

And sorry, the cat's an asshole, so can't get him to sit still.

>>71258823
Bretty gud. Not Danish-tier, but drinkable.

>>71258727

Why don't you go somewhere more exotic like Central/South America or something?

That said I grew up in Alaska and it's got a lot of super beautiful places. Since Canada has a similar environment I think it's probably pretty similar... remember to climb some mountains while you're there!

>>71258727
nice kot

>>71258857
>Central/South America
Nice place to visit, but I wouldn't wanna live.

If I go somewhere, it's to integrate in to the local culture for some time. Central and South America are too unstable for a young white guy to go and live rurally, unless I get my hands on a machete and some serious Escrima lessons.

>>71258471
Hellow

>>71258280
Thanks! I sometimes watch your video to practice listing to English. I hope you will keep on.

>>71258942
Of course, m8, and you're welcome.

Remember, I'm visiting all regions in Japan. If you want to meet up and have a beer whenever I come by your place, just drop me a message.

>>71258928
Ayy Thai, you double commented on my latest video.

Also, I posted in that laowai subreddit you recommended, and was downvoted to hell. That's Reddit for you.

>>71259009
you sound like a cool guy. do you want to record some music over skype or discord?

>>71259038
Record some music? What do you mean?

>>71259092
*distance

And I like testing the waters, even if it's Ganges-tier garbage filled.

>>71259088
we get together, open a beer and make some songs while playing guitar and having a good time. I'll drink some Faxe for you by proxy!

>>71258928
>My 13 year old daughter was systematically sexually assaulted, and physically assaulted and threatened and intimidated over the space of a couple of months by a same-age classmate.

I don't know why, but I got weird boner when I read this sentence.

>>71258942
> listing to
listening to
>>71258983
Thank you! and I will.

>>71259168
I'd love to, but please let me decide upon it when I've settled in Miyazaki. I'm not sure how my schedule is going to be there.

>>71259092
Did you make your new account of youtube to post comments on his every video? You have conscientiousness :p

>>71259194
I've continually had this fantasy of walking around downtown Tokyo, to hear a scream from an alleyway. I go there to find 3 guys assaulting a woman. I scare them off, and then make sure she's okay, following her to the nearest police station where the old, jaded police officer thanks me for being a good man.

I want to be a good person.

I would absolutely wreck the kid who were doing that to that girl.

>>71258467
ドンマイ
学校では何を専門に学んでるの?あ、内緒にしたかったら別に大丈夫 desu

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>>71259344
>hero syndrome

Yakuza is a shit video game

>>71259562
Kinda.

I've had it since I myself were robbed at knifepoint and no one helped me.

>>71259427

いいよ,あたしの専攻は教育、教師になりたい。特にELLが教えたい。 母とおばあさんはどちらも教師だから、あたしは三代目ですw

>>71259608
you are an hero that gotham needs

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>>71259584
Tell it to my face fucker not on the internet and see what happens

>>71259715
Gotham is the playground that I need :(

>>71259704
横レスだけどがんばれよ
応援してるから

>someone still playing 龍が如く

>>71259704
>母とおばあさんはどちらも教師だから、あたしは三代目ですw
それすごい!
日本では教師はいろいろ問題起こすし底辺扱いだけど、アメリカの先生ってなんか生き生きしてて楽しそうなイメージだよ

花金はまだか

>>71259826
あともう少しだよ台湾くん

花木

花水

>>71259704
そうなんだ!教職というものは人が人と向き合って未来をつくる職業だと思ってる。三代目というのもすごいね!
応援しています:D

>>71259976
花火

>>71259584
Is your stomach and intestines OK? You feel better now?

>>71260061
花子(ふらわぁ)

花月ってお好み焼き屋あったな

>>71260120
>Is
are
kietai

>>71260154
やめてあげて!(´;ω;｀)

OGって奴ジャップか?

I'm seriously hoping to find a cute backpacker girl in Miyazaki who's up for FwB, because I'm seriously going crazy from this testosterone abundance.

>>71259757
>>71260035

ありがとうね、感謝しているね＾＾

>>71259781

まぁアメリカで教師の収入は低いしちょっと舐めているけどまだなりたい。

(is that that right way to say "they're looked down on?" I wasn't sure what conjugation to use for 舐める)

大好きだよ
心中しようぜ

>>71260327
1人で死にな

*incoherent noise

>>71260299
>they're looked down on
舐められてる
I would say 見下されてる instead

>>71260220
どれ?
ちな俺本物な

*evolves into ubermensch

>>71260431
おまえだよ ジャップだろ

>>71260423

Thank you ^^

>>71260327
I love UK
でも無理 イ㌔

>>71260299
「舐めている」じゃなくて、「舐められている」が正しいね

>>71260449
え、100%毛唐だけどなんで?

>>71260154
www
>>71260180
ラーメン屋じゃなくて?

>>71260489
the cat is scared man

このスレにはコテハン多すぎね?
いい加減にしろ

>>71260553
お、Newオージーかい?いらっしゃい

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Is it appropriate to give shimapan to your sister?

>>71260553

バカ無名アメリカ人と混同したくない

>>71260640

シスコンならいいよw

>>71260640
Absolutely not.

I once ordered a Shimapan Patch from the /k/ommando store. The package I received it in was plastered with ecchi images, and there was written "absolutely NOT Japanese panties" on it in big red marker.

Goddamnit, Ivan.

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日本、なぜ?

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>>71260740

>>71260590
新人なのか
レギュラーなのか
どっちなんでしょうか

>>71260667
そうならバカな行動をしてなくていいんじゃないか

Post a music please if you don't mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Z7tIq7bco

>>71260740
just puting on a brave face when we are tired of hard working

>>71260929
envy / Your Shoes And The World To Come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmz3kdDqtbA

>>71260929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjsFL_5Td_g

>>71260999
https://youtu.be/xLY-VBTqxO8
説明してください

>>71260929
喜んで
https://youtu.be/xoYVEQeJ4WQ?t=11m44s

>wrote to my next host that I've gotten a bus from Fukuoka on Monday and that they should pick me up at 17:00 at the station
>get one message from them "I am sorry. I think it is a mistake."

WHAT IS A MISTAKE? THE BUS SCHEDULE, OR ARE YOU CHANGING YOUR OPINION 3 DAYS BEFORE MY ARRIVAL?

IF THE LATTER, THEN YOU'RE A MASSIVE FUCKING CUNT, AND YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS IMMA REPORT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU TO THE WWOOF OFFICE, SINCE WE'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR TWO WEEKS.

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コック! あらいやだ!!!

>>71261102
何を?

>>71260929

https://youtu.be/qUpacRemMCA

>>71260999
envyは日本じゃunderratedだよ :(

>>71260999
>>71261273
ええ趣味してるやん

>>71261217
chill the fuck out, it was just a mistake we're only human senpai

>>71261005
曲も声もハープもすべてが素敵
>>71260929
先日、知人がアイリッシュハープを演奏してくれて感動したので…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5DQWQi0vFE

>>71261217
>>71261369
dont listen do this guy

>>71261217
message her back that she is a cunt and you want to fight her. for her farm.

>>71261245
どんなパンツ履いてるかな、お嬢ちゃん

I want a overly stressed out Japanese businessman to fuck

>>71260929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E

>>71261217
ask them. I can't get anything

>>71261413
I just changed my WWOOF profile pic today. That might be it, since I'm a lot more bearded in the new one.

But if that's a dealbreaker, then I'm still gonna report her, then get an Airbnb in Miyazaki for a week or so until I find a new host, then head to another region.

>>71261472
I did, not I'm waiting for an answer.

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Japan-chan, wann starten wir mal wieder einen ordentlichen Krieg? All diese Nazi-Animes.. Ich weiß doch was ihr wollt!

>>71261490
Tanya isn't WWII though, it's WWI.

>>71261522
True, but doesn't really change the fact, does it?

>>71261489
whats her name? blow the whistle.

>>71261319
あんなにすごい音楽作ってるのにな。

>>71261217
Sheit that sucks man.

>>71261385
いいなぁ
新鮮

>>71261413
>>71261556
I swear to god if you don't take that trip off right now I'm actually going to track down your mum and tell her what a little shit you're being.

Thanks all. I'm listening to your musics with my homework.
>>71261132
long. ;9 but thank you!

>>71261638
i live in Alice Springs come find me bitch

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ぼくの地元スパマケットは鳥はがある。

>>71261719
fuck off that's in the middle of buttfuck nowhere

>>71261835
>middle of buttfuck nowhere
its called AUSTRALIA
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE LAND GO HOME

>>71261719
>>71261835
Continue. I'm learning how to fight like Aussies.

>>71261881
he's not a real Australian he is white trash

>>71261907
Can't tell the difference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ-6V-OZ4g8

>>71261819
for pet?

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>>71261819
腕の付いた奴もいるの?

>>71260489
ついにそれを食うのか

>>71261871
hey don't be like that m8 this is my only home (´･ω･`)

>>71262020
change your name.

This is my favourite blog on /int/

>>71262060
But why?

>>71262105
What's your blog entry for today?

>>71262124
you are not original. its offensive. you racist thieving jew.

>>71261964
No. They are wild.

>>71261971
いいえ。

I'll make next thread

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>>71262266
>>71262266
>>71262266

>>71262157
That's not even what I was going for lmao. In Japanese OG is pronounced exactly the same as Aussie, so it's just Aussie written a different way.