london townhouses edition
FUKC
Maisie is the one true queen of Westeros.
Very nice
need a big suze girlfriend
nth for the so called "alt right"
Rule Britannia Lads
waiting for the anon to post his funny joke
Really love my gf
want cigarettes and SHOP CLOSES AT 12AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56gicTwqV_Q
victorian britain should've never ended
>>71246770
run paki
still feel sick but i'm not being sick
going to get into bed
help pls
struggling to accept that i am genuinely an aspie, not just the 4chan meme kind. i am truly doomed.
>have had plenty of one night stands
>have never had a gf
I don't even know how you get a gf
>>71246783
mmm laaavely x
i miss essex
fantasizing about 10/10 milfs
>>71246783
D-liteful~
>>71246836
GO HOME
there’s just no good argument against veganism
>ah yes let's see what's on /brit/
>I'm SAD
>I'm SICK
>I want ATTENTION
Ah yes, the so-called 'teenage girl' hours
>>71246836
do you enjoy pretending to be female
Wish I was a cute girl
Haven't showered today because I decided I'm going to exercise in the morning so I'll just shower after that
Hair feels greasy and my arse stinks
Not a fan of this, feel like my linen bedsheets are gonna be all grim in the morning
>>71246836
Friend! reddit flags friend!
>>71246861
>>71246880
leave me alone im in mourning
>>71246836
what happened to him? did he just leave for no reason?
>>71246832
This is ideal
Relationships are a meme unless you're certain you'll put a ring on it
I can't bear the thought of finding out my ''girlfwend'' fucked another man and then having to relate to those soppy rejection love songs like a fag
>>71246906
how do you know your arse stinks?
>>71246933
Essex is lost
You're a pakeha now
>>71246702
need to spaff on that fringe
>This is ideal
>Relationships are a meme unless you're certain you'll put a ring on it
>I can't bear the thought of finding out my ''girlfwend'' fucked another man and then having to relate to those soppy rejection love songs like a fag
>>71246941
dunno, havent seen him around since christmas
>>71246944
CZECH out this retard lads lmao
>>71246796
Just go to sleep.
pickeld herring
>>71246969
he lives in a cage under my bed now
me
What did you get your Significant Other for Valentine's Day?
>>71246990
me on the left lol
>>71246992
A nice big hand to keep it warm.
>>71246783
Brings a tear to me eye.
>>71246969
hope he's not 'erdosed the big bloody druggie
>>71246954
Had an itch and when I retrieved my hand it smelled like dirty arse
It's weird it doesn't smell like shit. Just a dirty bum smell
there was a time when all on my mind was love
now I find that most of the time, love's not enough... in itself.
>>71246944
CZECHLAD!
Been getting heart pains recently.
Think I'm on my way out lads.
>>71247020
that or he's moved on to better things ie gf
>>71246989
he must have broken the rules one too many times to have incurred such wrath
>>71247065
he was a spy for GCHQ and accomplished his mission of gathering information on all of us
>>71247064
Ive had heart palpitations for an entire year and I had a mini heart attack yet im still alive. youll be alri
I prefer to be called New Zealand European
>>71247064
see your gp xxx
>>71247126
>a mini heart attack
What was it like?
filming and screening, I picture the scene
filming and dreaming, dreaming of me
>>71247145
a heart attack but mini
>>71247140
Cum To Australia, Cute Kiwi Boy
tfw you think you'll be happier the older you get but the opposite is the case
*does the haka*
I hear Pewdiepie is a racist now.
fucking hate unreliable people
>>71247145
heart siezed up, extreme unbelievable pain, wanted to collapse, went blind too for a few seconds then it randomly passed
>>71247180
AH WAGGAAAAHHHHH *HUR* NOOONGAAAAA *HA*
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2400756
Total testosterone (T), total oestradiol (E2) and sex hormone-binding globulin (SHBG) concentrations were measured in plasma samples from fifty-one male vegans and fifty-seven omnivores of similar age.
In comparison with the omnivores, the vegans had 7% higher total T (P = 0.250), 23% higher SHBG (P = 0.001), 3% lower free T (P = 0.580), and 11% higher E2 (P = 0.194)
>>71247196
Wow sounds fucking terrifying, hope it kills me.
>>71247191
he advocated repeatedly for the extermination of the jewish race and attempted to employ people in india to carry out attacks
>>71247195
People who are consistently late can die 2bh
does any crime even happen in aus/NZ
>>71246829
>he thought it was a meme
>>71247268
yes
>>71246832
>had loads of potential gfs and one night stands
>never had sex or a gf
Haha, genuinely broken.
>>71247268
Just Germans dying in the bush
>>71247201
have you scrutinised the study to ensure it is reliable and rigorous? you shouldn't just believe any research you read mate.
>>71247268
theres about 40 maori gangs around wellington and auckland
australia is just backpackers getting murdered
>>71247268
They get their petrol nicked by morlocks.
>>71247291
WHAT HAVE IIIIIIIIIIIIIII BECOME
MY SWEETEST /BRIT/
>>71247326
Hey mate how about you come over to do some backpacking
Got this really aesthetic back alley you'll love
*sharpens spoon*
serious suggestions for a good hobby lads?
what's yours?
>>71247201
>not putting estrogen filled dairy into your body results in higher testosterone
who would've thought
looking at remote Mongolia on street view
unironically looks a bit like Britain
>>71247361
Anime, cycling, reading, shagging.
>>71247361
gardening and walking
>>71247361
Self-destruction
who /uk/ here
>>71247382
looks like london almost
>>71247361
football
>>71247361
Learning languages, photography, hiking, singing, shitposting, wanking
gf on the left
>>71247400
Holyfuck
>>71247400
you fucking dumbass
why didn't you tell her to come over then work something out when she's there? jeez
If you ever use a swiss army knife to fight somone, be sure to fold out the corkscrew as well as the main blade. Hold on so that the screw is poking out in the space between your middle and ring finger.
This will allow you to keep a much tighter grip, as well as providing a backup weapon.
>>71247361
Watching sports, lifting, video games, learning a language
My current <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJKrAiBl4VA
>>71247448
piers on the right
>>71247400
>>71247456
>>71247469
hello newcunts
this is months old by now, and some spacker spammed it every day for weeks.
strugglign to fit in lads, hmmm....
perhaps showing the ol kiwi tenacity will endear me to the populace
*struts through downtown porirua with die hard "i hate niggers" sandwich board*
only australasian 80s kids will get this
>>71247400
>>71247506
I-I knew that
>>71247448
seriously NEED (not WANT) a DESI GF
aaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i NEEEEEED this
>>71247481
nah ill just use my swiss army spoon instead
>>71246558
I don't smoke fags
>>71247506
IT WAS NEW TO ME
Y-you're the new cunt
>oyster zone doesn't extend to reading
bollox
>>71247510
u r gay
>>71247390
>>71247484
consuming media is not a '''''''''''hobby''''''''''''' runts
>>71247506
Was unironically the original spacker
Still talk to her as well haha, the state of me
>>71247361
Whacking it in various locations
Last 5
>storm drain
>that part between train cars
>botanical gardens
>westpac
>taronga zoo
Starting an apprenticeship lads. Bit scared
>>71247561
Can I get a printout of oyster smiling?
>>71247590
Don't worry lad, Arnie isn't as harsh a boss as Trump was
the turtleneck bf
>>71247564
uhh racist and queerist much??
did you get to shops on thyme
>>71247557
you can stay xx
(poopeeland is on the 'endangered posters' list afterall)
>>71247525
i dont care if you stay
>>71247577
mong
>>71247611
needs to review French fast food
Been away to brit/pol/ for the past two years.
Someone give me the /quickrundown/?
>>71247576
Look at your flag lol can you even consume anything
Feel empty inside lads x
>>71247611
8.5/10 hair but subhuman supraorbital rims
Some girl sent me a gif of dude from star trek waving on tinder, how do i reply?
>>71247636
You should probably have something to eat
>>71247616
ye just bort them but didnt have any yet cos got a soar throte
Paging t.mong
a mr. T.Mong to the front desk please
>>71247635
yea ur mums breast milk
>>71247611
uncircumcised sweaters are cute :3
>>71247645
with this
>>71247691
>gif
fuck off
>>71247670
Excellent banter
You're forgiven
Uncuffed my jeans lads
Thoughts?
>>71247662
just dumped some lemsip in the south pacific, go to the beach and have a drink
>>71247700
ok, how's this?
Canadians are consistently the worst posters in an unfunny way
Thoughts?
Why are men so fucking awful? If stats were reversed men would be crying all day about how violent and terrible men are. So why are we allowed to kill, rape, steal, and start wars at such higher rates?
We really are the degenerate sex, you're a fool if you think otherwise
>>71247738
much better thanks
>>71247700
Absolute fucking shit gimmick.
>alri
>altright
wow
>>71247715
want to make sum te but got no milk
>>71247748
The long tail goes both ways
A man can ascend to Heavenly Greatness, or descend to Hellish Evil
YOU constantly obsess over Korea and Korean girls.
Korea and Korean girls NEVER think of Britain or British men.
me on the left
>>71247782
nice bitta coon te never hurt no ones body
The Lads
>>71247761
FONC
Probably just gonna jack off to Tina yuzuki lads
>>71247815
>tfw no ghost Hitler to keep me company
>>71246783
they are fucking shit, the same ugly boring houses for 2 million pounds. you'd have to be an idiot to get one.
Business idea: bring in advertising money by agreeing to give a preset verbal advertisement to whoever is around me at a set time
>>71247849
>>>/b/
Don't come back
fuck off normie twat
>>71247817
HATE it
>>71247866
never reply to me again or ill fucking smash you ribs in
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/831243890682368000
here here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkd55ws44EQ
great scene
>>71247916
>you
anyone ever been to basildon, essex?
Ah yes
>>71247939
howling
bet she didn't get her bf anything, or if he didn't get her anything she'd be proper pissed
>>71247940
is that a young Dennis Hopper?
wish i was a dj
https://youtu.be/bk6Xst6euQk?t=6279
>>71247977
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/831431574914813954
think again bigot
>>71247916
ooh im scared jeeves and woster
>>71247975
me on the right
>>71247975
fuuck
>>71247975
>>71247956
no, but grim
Lads, I truly, honestly, actually, 100% seriously, with all my mind, body and soul, and every fibre of my person and part of my being, absolutely NEED a qt3.14 Korean gf.
>>71247975
Shame, she looks attractive enough
>>71247975
now SHES a catch
>>71247975
shant be swiping right on thisun
>>71247940
I wouldn't mind being haunted by the ghost of Adolf Hitler, primarily due to supernatural reasons.
had an idea:
new gimmick idea:
having ideas
>>71247975
>>71247975
fun fact: mara means nightmare
>>71247998
so should it be about gifts or not?
>>71247975
Lovely girl
>>71247975
actually looks like a decent strategy for girls who want responsible partners to pose with nephews and nieces like it was their own.
let's see if it plays off for her
>>71247978
it is
>>71247975
EXTREMELY cheeky post
I am angry /brit/
Angry about gypsies
>Get a job at one of the best fish stores in the UK
>Working my second shift, everything is great so far
>Suddenly Irish gypsy kids strut in with their broodmother asking customers for change and offering to get them fish half price
>They come up to me and ask if they can have fish for free
>notice one has opened a tank and put his fucking hands in it
>go over and tell him to cut that shit out
>He fucking opens his mouth and puts a bunch of pearl danios in there and eats that shit up
>All his gypsy mates think this is hysterical
>Suddenly gypsy man is trying to show me card tricks whist the kids start tugging at my sleeves and tapping my pockets for change
>Tell them to fuck off
>They all start threatening to beat the shit out of me, then they found some stock that wasn't tagged up so they scarpered off with it instead
>Had to log stolen goods, put "gypsies" as a reason for the stock going missing
>Get a call telling me not to put racist comments in the log box
F U C K Ireland and fuck the trash they float over here.
>>71247998
>dog """lover""""
worse than girls with horse fetish
>I like back rubs, long walks etc... oh and slasher films
WOAH lads this tinder girl is CRAZY
FAO #71247975
shan't
>>71248056
Fun fact: humorous fact: fact of fun: entertaining factoid: factual entertainment: non-fictional item of interest: truthful item of whimsy: objective point of amusement
>>71248077
cool.
>>71248089
gypsies are british
>>71248089
I fucking hate gypos. Absolutely cunts, cause nothing but misery.
>>71247975
reply i suppose since im one of the few posters on /brit/ that actually loves my mum
>>71248089
shall not
been so engrossed with writing an essay that i completely forgot to have diner
Please give me a (you).
78
no
>>71248178
Who are worse, Romani Gypsies or Irish Gypsies?
me and the missus were in the paper lads
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/man-lets-girlfriend-sex-people-9825985
lads the psychatrist gave me these really strong quetiapine antipsychotics to to help me sleep but I'm not psychotic or schizo and apperantly I read online they'll make you mad
>>71248242
normal Irish
>>71248242
romani x10
>>71248246
>I'm not psychotic or schizo
Sounds like something a psycho or schizo would say
>>71248246
>apperantly I read online
well did you?
>>71248247
howling at this image
>>71248246
Don't take 'em
>>71248246
Alri psycho
>>71248089
everyone in this country hates those cunts as well
send them all to india where they alledgedly came from I say
The leader of the British Union of Fascists, Oswald Mosley, after being punched to the ground by anti-fascist protestors
lads should i do a cheeky buy of a weightlifting belt?
wonder if those guns are loaded
>>71248313
BASH
THE
FASH
lads
>>71248313
reminder that it was the irish and to a lesser extent jews who stopped mosley at the east end
fascists btfo
>>71248330
hopefully not
kev's not in a god state of mind
what a terrible day it was
>>71248385
>god state of mind
aha
if there anything more comfy than being completely naked at midday eating a home-cooked meal of steak and rice while watching hogans heroes on tv?
>>71248313
why the fuck did this make me laugh so much
absolutely hootering here
>>71248408
I don't know, if there?
>>71248438
grrrrr
>>71248141
Pikey pls go
>>71248146
Apparently they've been causing problems for weeks. The manager couldn't be more apologetic to me for their behavior but doesn't have the spine to kick their asses out.
Even worse is they stole a customer's dog a few months ago. Probably for some gyppo dog fighting stuff.
>>71248294
I'm glad.
>>71248242
Both are bad. Romani just beg and steal around here, but never outright get aggressive and steal.
Lads please two (you)'s aren't enough.
>Spain was a fascist dictatorship until 1975
freaks my noggin
>>71248461
Call the police.
>>71248476
backed by the west too
>>71248476
some cafes in parts of the south still have big pictures of franco on the walls and stuff, lot of memorabilia
>>71248476
wasn't portugal one for even longer? even held onto their african colonies until relatively recently
>>71248476
always assumed this was the only reason scotland and england had good football teams back then. italy, germany, france, spain were all warzones . dunno if that's the whole story
>>71248579
>italy
i still don't know much about italy in that time period. I know they had various fascists and communists fighting it out with bombs and stuff but i dunno much more than that
>trying to deal with gypsies in a civilized manner
lecture at 9 tomorrow
/blackgf2017/ inbound lads
>>71248500
Already asked if that had been done in the past. The police are reluctant to get involved if Pikeys are involved as they usually scarper before the police arrive and then come back later.
They got caught once, but have no form of ID and claim to not speak english very well, refusing to give names and cry racism.
>>71248637
This.
doing a poo
>>71248579
tb h in a way I'd think that would make them better footballing nations
you can see today latinamerican sides that are good because the players come from povvo backgrounds and are really motivated by the money and prestige they receive, and their backgrounds are enough to make them mad and give everything they have to the way they play
>>71248642
cute
hate gypsies but when one knocks on my door I still buy something so they don't curse me
>>71248677
money wouldn't enter their game until the until the fascists had fucked off and people stopped bombing them
/brit/?
more like /slow/
>>71248748
true but you'd move up a few social classes coming from some obscure rural community to playing for the national team
legitimately quite butthurt over how rich catalonia is
glad they got pummelled by the gerries
>>71248639
me too but im skipping my lectures. Only turn up to lectures for 2 of the modules at this point. Our thermodynamics lecturer spent 20 minutes explaining what a greenhouse was to us this morning, fuck that
>>71248743
my mum bought a fucking clock off some gyppo who knocked on our door. utter bint she is sometimes.
>family said happy birthday through brief texts
>old friends sent a short message on facebook or nothing at all
>swedish friend from steam got me a whole cheesecake which I'm picking up tomorrow
>>71248851
cute
>>71248851
pics of cheesecake
>>71248851
Happy birthday famalam
can you miss someone you've never met and were never even that close to?
>>71248851
happy birthday lad. is yours on the 15th or 16th?
Lefties caused my medical costs to rise because they hate white people.
>>71248885
Will post it tomorrow evening :)
>>71248944
>>71248908
Thanks anons, it was the 15th
post victorian back to backs
>>71248966
it's still the 15th here
>>71248851
lol thats it? I went out with the lads and lasses and got head twice in the same day from the fwb for my birthday
>>71249015
douuuuuuuchebaaaaaaaggg
>>71248676
Jeyehsuz.
>>71249015
well I had a lovely breakfast on the crater of a volcano :)
>>71248966
are you the schizo poopeeland poster?
>>71248851
enjoy :)
got no milk to make tea
wanted tea
easy solution:
fucking STEALING the milk
just fucking STEALED me some milk little fucking cunts fucking STEALING milk i did
>>71248688
I think so
>>71249080
nah I don't post very often. I usually just lurk /int/ and the few non-shitpost threads of /tv/ when I feel like browsing
circles are just transverse cross sections of spheres
secret ingredient of this tea is crime
Haha absolutely
me on the left
>*action posts*
>"runt"
liking this game
>>71249131
ah hpd anyway, just rather fond of that other guy
Feeling excellent after post work out shower
*enters the thread
>>71249212
is that battleon?
howling
Junkers Ju 87 "Stuka"
haitiANO
currently playing with an errant screw
did a cumless orgasm
*suddenly implodes
>>71249225
thanks mate
If its any consolation, I WAS actually diagnosed with schizophrenia when I was 13 years old, but since late teens I've not had any positive symptoms.
Think I might be Lucifer, lads.
>>71249212
>adventure quest
wew hello 2004, or is that the newer one?
Imagine being in space and suddenly NSEW, up and down as we know it, and your ability to breathe without assisting equipment are all non existent.
Reckon I'd blow a gasket trying to adjust to that.
got banned on /tv/ for posting this
>>71249358
think it's dragonfable
cannot imagine being low enough to go back to that, runescape would probably be my limit if I were to play it again
>>71249376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY2yTokhOe4
>>71249358
this is the newer one for the brazillian kiddies i think
never got into adventurequest myself, was more of a Dragonfable guy back in the day. better aesthetics and i liked the plot better
you now remember playing adventure quest with your mate in 2006
doing legs tomorrow. Wish me luck
>>71248469
>>71249403
would find it a new tree with no rudebois 2bh
being short didn't used to be bad
now i'm noticing it more and more and i fucking hate it. The ol' 'cide is looking more appealing.
>>71249339
really? what did they base it on, always worry I show mild schizophrenic symptoms
tbf I doubt this particular kiwi actually is a schizo, he just makes lots of mentally ill-looking posts
>>71249264
or the flying coffin as they called it when they encountered the RAF
Bought two tickets for a play
Should I ask a qt to come with me
>>71249473
well no ones going to go with you because i fucking HATE YOU
>gorgios hating gypsys in this itt
>>71249483
best game that was never blocked on school computers
played it during IT all the time
>>71249519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs
>>71249519
great baps
ugly face
Line rider 2bh
off the E's i can't even blink
put some painkillers in my drink
>>71249545
>denial
rubber dinghy rapids lads
>>71249519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKr0Xd-aCbQ
they're great at handling banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwL26O4dLE8
>>71249519
gypsies are human scum
>>71249441
To be honest my experience with any and all mental health professionals has just reinforced my opinion that its all pseudo scientific bullshit. Sure in larger groups, particularly in connection to physical disease/substance abuse there are some more solid studies, but overall its just a bit loose and daft.
Maybe I'm lacking a bit in empathy and I'm generally anti-social, but I'm certainly not incapable of being other than that. I simply lack the desire and I think the way I am combined with teenage edginess tipped me way into their scale.
I did legitimately have visual hallucinations from an early age, some of which I still vividly remember as they were truly terrifying. I still have trouble with sleep and depression nowadays, but generally my health has improved a lot since taking responsibility for myself and refusing any medication. I stopped going to them, started going to the gym, stopped putting any reference to it in forms etc and got some shit jobs.
It enabled me to start improving myself and build the foundation of an independent life. I think I will largely conquer my depression once I've actually achieved some of the goals set for myself, but I've still got a lot of work to go.
I do believe counselors can help a lot of people, because most people just make mountains out of molehills and need a little guidance. Especially as your average bloke isn't very introspective. Its just top charging private psychiatrists etc that I can't stand. Depending on the individual I'd say its an outright scam or they're just themselves deluded by their own ego and education.
Hope that gave you some of the insight you were looking for. If you have any worries of your own mental health, I can tell you that they're probably a lot more normal than you realise.
listening to the smashing pumpkins reliving year 9 angst
>>71248966
So you spent Valentines and your birthday alone then?
>tfw so did I
listening to JLS reliving year 6 angst
hmmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyfwmoGJzNE
wtf I love London now
Honestly fuming
This lad cheated on her, and you know what's the shitty part?
He could literally have another gf tomorrow if he wanted
Being ugly is a curse
>>71249604
nicee onee m8