Apu edition
Alright, time to fuck you all up.
the 3 Bs Beer Babes and Bruins
Reminder
that
im
the
best
poster
here
>>71243537
Not our guy.
communism?
Think I'm gonna keep my pubic hair trimmed buds
I don't like it when it gets too long
>>71243572
O U R G U Y
U
R
G
U
Y
>>71243577
>>71243577
Literally the worst form of government tried.
>>71243607
Whitey BTFO once again
>>71243610
>>71243607
Stuff like this is kinda true, Spaniards were surprised that the aztecs "showered" everyday.
>>71243582
I see. Someday it'll be my turn to move there, but it seems like I'm gonna have to work my ass off first
>>71243590
I always keep my nutsac shaved clean and the rest trimmed (gives me pimples and razorburn otherwise but for some reason my nutsac is immune to that, can literally do whatever the fuck I want on it with the razor)
long hair gets stuck under the foreskin LOL not like you jews would know anything about that
>>71243606
>manlet
>our guy
Alright, /cum/. Looks like faggots are being faggots again. I predicted this last November, link to video in the description. That's about all, peace out.
>>71243709
aids jesus
>>71243675
>long hair gets stuck under the foreskin
I hate this desu
Hate when I'm taking a piss and I need to pull a big ol' hair out of my foreskin
>>71243542
>Bruins
GET THE FUCK OUT OF CANADA YOU KEK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71243638
youre not my friend, bud
>>71243662
*prolefist*
>>71243709
I told you i've spoken to styx before, he's either incredibly naive or autistic
>"Yeah, alright so we need to invade China immediately but the legacy media won't let us. That's about all, peace out."
>>71243675
get an electric razor thing that breaks the hair near the surface. shaving causes the razor pimples.
>be Canadian
>lose Stan lee cup for 25 years
>bandwagon American teams
Such is life in the frozen north.
inb4 muh Canadian players
Can one of you amerifats try to justify the phony outrage that libtards have been spewing these last few days? I mean, let's pretend the russians did "hack the election". All they literally did was improve transparency in the Democratic party and show just how scummy and corrupt they are. Why is that so egregious? Are we apparently not meant to know how corrupt they are? Should we be angry that we've been made aware of this information? How fucking dare those dastardly russians!
PLEASE explain the leftard mentality to me. why am I meant to get angry at what the russians have done???
>>71243794
yeah i use an electric shaver to trim down to a few mm
being fully bald down there looks weird anyway
>>71243819
There's no justification beyond "IT WAS HER TURN"
>>71243836
Also the risk of in grown hairs is always shitty
>>71243788
I never claimed I wanted Styx to be our guy. I just think he's funny. Gives me my autism fix every morning.
>>71243843
>in grown hairs
awful desu
>>71243819
>UK flag
um how about you get the fuck out of my /cum/?
>>71243843
DAS RITE SHE S A WOMIN LITERALLY PATRICALRY STOLE IT FUCK MEN (NOT LITERALLY, THATS RAPE)
invest in lethbridge
>>71243819
The CIA uses the press to control public opinion. Problem is only lefties read the MSM these days.
>>71243894
Yep. It's a deep state coup
Truly an image that made me think
>>71243819
Dude but Putin is literally Hitler and they rigged the entire election, we're living in the USSR currently please send help
>>71243819
All it tells me is that the US intelligence community is so fucking incompetent it literally cannot protect one of the most important parts in a functions democracy. They all failed to protect the election and it all happened under a Democrat government. So either the Democrats are totally throwing the credibility of the CIA/FBI etc. under the bus or they are lying.
>it's a shitkraut is desperate to post after every cooldown episode
Outstandingly pathetic levels of autism desu
i work and live in the same place
North America is the most powerful continent in the WORLD
reminder that there is *no* actual evidence Russia was behind the DNC leaks
>>71244109
youre a whore?
>>71244175
Reminder there is literally no evidence Trump has any ties to Russia. Confirmed multiple times by the FBI.
>>71243819
fake news lmao
Really though, the media shilled so hard for Hillary to win and advertised that Trump was modern Hitler. They still lost and now instead of trying to recover from the mess and act less hysterical they've doubled down on it.
It's the era of click bait and taking things out of context to try and click bait. Main stream media is struggling in the time of internet where people don't need them for information so they'd taken to increasingly shitty tactics to stay relevant and that's affecting people who are quick to believe headlines. They stay the world is on fire and Trump has the nuclear codes, and people are freaking out in response. It's the time of manufactured out rage. Lots of younger kids and college kids grew up being taught about protests where people earned the right to vote and the like and want to be a part of something like that. It all comes down to them being manipulated for ad money I think.
It's over lefties. Trump can't fail with allies like this.
>>71244272
Who is that guy on the right and why does he look like he could tear everyone else in the room in half?
>Triple H
>>71244272
“Stone Cold” Steve Austin has stunned 46 percent of the people in the pic, including the president.
Mexico and America should become one country.
Like this post if you agree.
>>71244272
McMahon looks old
>>71244328
it's TRIPLE H boyo
>>71244328
HHH, wrestler.
>>71244213
But it makes a good story.
What I don't get is why they are acting like it's a bad thing for the countries to be more friendly with each other. They are shilling for cold war. On one hand they say Trump is going to nuke the world, on the other they damn him for not wanting to nuke Russia.
Obama even wanted to fund terrorists in Syria because it would make a proxy war with Russia's ally. The world didn't want that and Obama had to back off. People also don't even give a shit or post updated news about what's happening in Ukraine or do much to help either side in their ongoing war so they can't even use that as an excuse.
>>71244359
he looks cool
>cute
Should I feel insulted?
dad got jailed in canada for being a bruins fan by commie french faggots
>>71244393
He is.
>>71244409
yeah fucking drop her IMMEDIATELY
>>71244441
I like Star Wars.
>>71244328
>not knowing Triple H
>>71243819
Can you? Cause I can't.
How do I improve my taste in music and stop listening almost exclusively to electronic music? Used to listen to metal and rock and then some gif on 4chan told me to stop listening to aggressive music, so I started listening to electronic music.
Truth be told the IC has gone unchecked since they murdered JFK and now they're going all in.
my arms hurt
>>71244409
*vapes at you*
>>71244607
Just listen to what you enjoy and stop worrying what people think.
>>71244607
start browsing /mu/
>>71244691
That's how you turn into a high functioning retard.
>>71244691
Went on /mu/ once and bought this album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlnU2JS4HnQ
I like it
>>71244691
>>71244699
I could need a girlfriend (male)
>>71244607
try blood stain child or prodigys newest album and get there slowly
>>71244460
Why?
I might have a gf but I'm terrible at picking up girls desu
>>71244880
>blood stain child
lol
>>71244441
is that vsauce?
I'm so addicted to cock I might have a problem boys
>>71244884
because a girl has to call you ALPHA and HOT and not CUTE because that's totally BETA
>>71244884
I was making fun of him for taking a compliment as an insult. I'm with you though, way too awkward to be anything close to a pickup artist
>>71244903
well its a mix of electronic and metal
dont look into the newer stuff its shit tho
>>71243559
wrong
>>71243577
no
>>71243590
good
>>71243606
no
>>71244409
yes
>>71244441
correct
>>71244607
it's too late for you
>>71244642
stop masturbating
>>71244944
slut
signed,
best poster
>>71244485
I haven't watched wrestling since I was a teenager, and that was mostly just to fap to the women who were fighting each other.
Maybe this hhh was around then, but I wasn't really paying much attention.
Remember to join the /cum/ discord
https://discord.gg/teufp
>>71245019
>best poster
>related to anime in anyway
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMmmmmMMMMMMMM no
>>71245019
>windshield's oppinion
>>71245019
Dumb schmendrick scum
>>71245093
>Cucksnboogers
>>71245041
HHH has been involved in WWE since the 90s, anon
The whole world has been abducted by aliens and we are living a reality TV series made be much more technologically advanced aliens competing against the other alien words in "Which planet is the weirdest"
>>71245093
>being a lesbian
>>71245055
take it back
>>71245106
>jew yorker
hush
>>71245041
>watching wwe for the women
thats pretty gay
What's the worst drug you've tried
>>71245132
so you're just copying one of the rick and morty plots but instead of "which planet has the best music" it's "which planet is the weirdest"
very creative
>>71245151
nop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnewjEEUs1c
>it's legal
>>71245151
>tfw conneticunt is our bitch
At least you can talk, who are you?
>>71245174
show me what you got
>>71245169
mushrooms
I don't like that Mexican who always posts Cara
A Mexican is not deserving of such a privilege
>>71245156
>>71245122
>>71245115
>rapid
>does not even move
>>71245151
>connecticut
>not even connected
>>71244735
/mu/ just has too much stuff to sift through
I'd rather sift through video game soundtracks and youtube. 8/10 times I find stuff from posts like yours in different boards/whatever kek
>>71245174
fucking rude bud
>>71245205
>nASSau County
lmao
>>71245240
agreed
>>71245247
I'll connect my fist to your holes pal
can i really not enter canada with a dui on my record? my gf is from there
guess i'll never have to meet her family
>>71245217
It doesnt't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.
>>71245279
need to ban interracial relationships NOW
>video game soundtracks
yeah i also like to listen to electric guitar & violin for 100 hours.
because im pretty sure people that listen to vidya ost only do it for japanese games
>>71244922
I think it's Matthew Santoro
>>71245279
>having a dui
You could have killed someone desu
>>71245279
Mate, I crossed the Canadian border in a car with nothing but my drivers license, they stopped me for 5 seconds, asked what I was going to do then told me to have a great time
>>71245247
*RAPIDly floods your nation*
>>71245314
doom has good soundtrack tho
>>71245132
There was a similar South Park plot. They didn't cancel earth because they had incriminating pictures of the Jewish aliens.
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
>>71245314
I enjoy the Infamous 2 soudtrack
>>71245217
I want a mute girlfriend
Who uses a qt hello kitty notepad to communicate
>>71245327
i know, it was dumb and a few years ago. i regret it and don't do that shit anymore
>>71245334
cool good to know
>>71245169
Meth, it's okay in small doses. Getting addicted is the real problem.
my new name what do you guys think
>>71245394
Very original
Shenmue = best video game OST
>>71245381
i didnt ask you
lol having a berry smoothie
>>71245368
If I took that off would you die?
FF9 has a great soundtrack.
>>71245394
your man tier post
>>71245423
no one likes a rude rodrigo
I saw a nignog walking a petite blonde whitegirl on a leash today
>>71245494
HOT
OFF! has a nice soundtrack
>>71245494
This is Trump's America.
>>71245494
blackeyed.com
>>71245494
You don't need to tell /cum/ about what porn you watch anon.
>>71245471
It would be extremely painful
>>71245394
your man tier post
new name guys what do you think
>>71245577
for you
>>71245599
Very original
>in a class that has mostly freshmen
>topic of some Mexican 13 year old being shit by cops while carrying a realistic looking airsoft AK-47 comes up
>most of the class ends up defending the cop's actions
Wtf is this racism buds
>>71245602
kys
>>71245573
I was hoping, secretly, the blonde petite girl was a Canadian being walked by a stronk African American
>>71245628
>shit by cops
Epic
>>71245640
>>71245602
just realised your regionals are very similar looking to mine haha x
>>71245628
most airsoft guns have an identifier, if they took it out is fine, if not then cops are wrong.
or what do you mean with "shit"
>>71245678
Yeah I guess they are
>>71245599
your man tier post
>>71245729
Very original
>>71245710
I meant shot
And yeah that kid was a retard for taking it off
There were two black girls who brought up the "he dindu nuffins" argument but even the professor agreed that the cops were justified.
>>71245710
They shit on him. These cops are out of control.
>>71245710
he means shot dummy
>>71245710
>shooting a Mexican
>ever wrong
>>71245767
for a moment i thought "shit" as in idk scolded, who knows.
>>71245756
Yeah is kinda justifiable, but is also kinda weird to just shot at someone because they have a gun, what did the kids do
>welcom to de hüdrolik press chennel
lmao who still gives A FUCK about them?
I love big bad dicks
>>71245854
Did you cut off your penis yet for losing?
>>71245884
I haven't lost yet
>>71245819
Kid was walking with the gun strapped to his back
Two cops pulled up to him
He quickly turned around, which made the gun swing to his side
He grabbed the gun, cops thought he was getting ready to shoot, and shot him
>Russian spy ship lurking off my coast
shoo shoo
>>71245902
>Mess up your moves, revise
>Mess it up again
>Concede and say "Yeaaaah I won xd"
>>71245628
Sad that you live in a country where a 13 year old Mexican kid could realistically have an AK47 and fire on cops
i miss your man
>>71245825
too many press channels 2bh arr rook same
It kind of reminds me of those shitty DIY videos where thirdworlders rig up this ghetto looking shit from popsicles and torn batteries
>>71245913
dumb kid i guess.
And also depends on the neighborhood they were patrolling, thats something people never take into account when talking about dindus, they live in shitty neighborhoods where if the cop doubts one second he is fucking gone.
>>71245962
me too
>>71245927
>coasties will be the first to die in the upcoming Russo-American War
>>71245955
They didn't know he was 13, anon. The cops were behind him, so they didn't see he was a kid.
Also, Mexicans are manlets so a 13 year old CHI is probably as tall as he'll get.
>>71245825
start as a meme die as a meme
hehe funny accent X_Ddd
>>71245997
>implying the government isn't hiding a shit load of subs in acadia
more like conneticaboom
>>71245951
I still haven't lost yet, you foolish cheat
>STAR PLATINUM THE WORLD
>Stops time, put pieces back together
Checkmate.
>ORA ORA ORA ORA
>>71245927
We've been doing it too each other for years. We need to quit being so tsundere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY3YsT-3DpQ
hm
More like Gonecticut
I miss LMM
I don't miss LMM
>>71245997
>>71246108
>implying I won't impress them with my hared of baseball
>implying I won't become the new governor of CT once the take over is finished
>>71246101
>training people not to speak in their local accents
*screaches in english*
>See this
what do
I have a stutter but only when I perceive the person i'm talking to to be better than me
>>71246093
You could move you queen and have it taken by mine or move your bishop and have it taken by my king
>Put pieces back together
Nice way of putting "Oh fuck I screwed up my moves time to refer to the manual xd
>>71246147
>Guido has no sense of loyalty
Doesn't surprise me desu
>>71246142
>>71246119
The world is a better place without him around
>>71246164
I bet you stutter all the time!
>>71245913
That really is the kids fault.
>>71246164
so you have a stutter
>>71246180
first order of buisness will be getting our engineers to develop anti-cali weaponry
>>71246162
*pick up car*
*throw it in canal*
>>71246197
Maybe, but /cum/ is worse
>>71246164
Do you ever perceive women as better
>>71246168
>ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
>Punches your face into oblivion
What a odd Stand user, good grief
>>71245980
Pretty much.
It's not even a difficult concept. Don't threaten police. Fake or real gun it doesn't matter.
>>71246253
what part of the world is this?
>>71246238
/cum/ has always been shit and he was the shitposting king
Fuck those police, them crackesr ain't going to get any dick from me
Think I'm gonna renounce my Ukrainian citizenship, buds
>>71246298
A futuristic Africa
>>71243577
Okay in theory, never successfully executed
>>71246298
The Middle East or Latin America
>>71246325
no dual citizenship in the ukraine?
slava ukraYina
>>71246325
good post
What the hell does this mean?
>>71246316
i'm tripping
All namefags and autism flag posters are terrible
>>71246380
You can have dual citizenship if you get a second citizenship second.
But they don't recognize it when you're in the county. If I go to Ukraine right now, I can be drafted.
If you want to become a Ukrainian citizen, though, you need to renounce all other citizenships.
>>71246425
I agree. Kill all Flaggots.
>>71244699
not sexy at all 2bh
looks like she's waiting for a doctor
>>71246425
this
>>71246409
it's a meme, like alternative medicine
>>71246425
this
https://youtu.be/PKfD8d3XJok
>>71246425
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>71246409
It means I have no argument.
>>71246425
If you don't use reddit flags you don't belong in /cum/
>>71246425
Truth
I WILL CUM MOUNTAINS OF BLOOD AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL DROWN IN IT
>>71246437
Why won't you fight for Poroshenko?
He makes good chocolate.
What was the original form of life on earth?
>>71246471
Can't get them on my iPhone.
>>71246438
wow look who's jealous lol
I want Canadian citizenship
>>71246522
>iPhone
>>71246522
kys phoneposter
>>71246522
>a fucking phone poster
kys
>>71246425
no bully
>>71246520
Martians.
more like ¿iroque?
>>71246484
>cum mountains of blood
>making mountains out of liquid
Really makes me think.
>>71246537
jealous of what bud
you don't have a gf
>>71246542
why
>>71246567
>>71246557
>>71246545
too poor to afford one?
have fun with your shitty 80$ samsungs lol
>>71246570
Like Marvin or Matt Damon or what?
>>71246567
>>a fucking ijew poster
>>KYS
ftfy
>>71246520
saiyans
I want all Canadians deported immediately starting with their a list singers and comedians.
>>71246522
>mobileposter
What's the matter, scared?
Phone poster (Android) here. Fite me, niggers
>>71246584
So I can be a member of the prestigious leaf country and so I can officially identify as Canadian
>>71246624
Just don't feel like hooking up the PC when I'm moving in a few weeks. iPhone is sufficient for now.
>>71246631
Would hatefuck her so hard her ancestors remember me
>>71243502
this is cultural apupriation
eligible for canada/us dual citizenship
ama
>>71246627
lol what show is this
shit's gotta be staged
Who /iPad/ posting
Comfy af, posting from in the shower atm
>>71246671
I am a dual Canadian/American citizen.
>>71246627
can you believe iPhones can't play webms
lmaoooooooooooo
>go to liquor store
>guy is getting arrested outside it
not the first time this has happened
>that will probably be me someday
>>71246640
With today's identity politics you can already identify as a Canadian even if it's not legally true.
>>71246706
um sorry but they can you imbecile
>>71246696
Microsoft Surface Pro is the only good tablet and the only good microsoft product
>>71246711
werent you just trying to stop drinking
When I die bury me in the Gucci store
>>71246706
they can if you download vlc but the process is a pain it the ass since you have to download it and open it in vlc
>>71246681
Dunno. Stole it from the cu/ck/s
>>71246706
I don't get why they can't. But I'd never buy an iPhone any way.
>>71246711
Was he a bum or just a drunk guy?
Homeless alcoholics hang out near the liquor stores here but cops have started making them stand a block or two away
>>71246711
You have a liquor store in Turkey what the fug
>>71246598
My S7 is water resistant and has a 4k screen
>>71246728
yeah but i started again and i gotta say it feels amazing
well until i wake up a week from now with now memory and start going through withdrawals
>>71246752
think he was just a drunk guy, probably trying to steal. didn't look hobo.
War with the deep state is necessary to return power to the populace.
whats the point of paper bag covering alcoholic beverages? some dumb law about not drinking in public that does not even work? what le dong? why dont the poulice go around testing people with alcometres
>>71246756
DELET THIS
>>71246795
My work has sent us to do AC work in some liquor stores and they all had pictures of guys shoving bottles in their pants on a wanted board lol
Cum cum cummies cum
hungry
anime
>>71246876
tfw you are a sleepy peepee
>I may be a virgin, but I got powers beyond all comprehensions
>>71246810
Great question. Because I have no idea either.
holy shit it's dark outside
>>71246810
The law says you can't drink in public, but if you put a bag or sometimes koozie around it they're supposed to assume it's not alcohol.
I don't get it either though, because you can sit outside at a restaurant and buck long islands like water and that's perfectly legal even though everybody can see you. Think it's really just a law used to harass homeless people, people drink in public while they cut the grass and stuff all the time without issue.
>>71243869
The good thing about liking bad electronic music is that I like the music my girlfriend wants to listen to in the car
>>71246840
kek i watched an ep of intervention and the guy took a bus to a different town so he wouldn't be recognized shoplifting. made it out with 2 60s of bacardi white and 2 gold. no idea how the madman did it.
Waiting til this thread is reborn to ask my question
>>71246963
she got the d
>>71246955
You gotta hand it to him, that's dedication
>>71246963
i would've answered your question if you asked it in that post but nope
now i'm going to boycott it
>>71246982
more like she got hit with a frying pan in the face, wtf
>>71246939
Michelle Obama has a penis
>>71246963
GRAYED
>>71246963
That "I'm about to rip you off on trade" look.
>>71246930
life is dark
>>71246994
You won't be able to tell who I am in the next thread anyway boyo
it'sa fack jack
>>71247040
i just won't answer any questions?
also get out of here with that /r9k/ tier picture
All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
>>71246988
he had some zipup bag, might have been only 1 of each. probably just shoved them in and ran tbqh
>>71247054
*cums on you*
Answer that
Taking a shit
Posted from iPhone 6.
My dick may not be the biggest but it more than makes up for it in spirit
>>71247098
do not shit on your phone, that's unsanitary
isn't it funny how "crippling depression" has become this new normie joke?
it's funny because it's true, depression is a fucking joke and doesn't exist.
>>71246998
>>71247089
>>71247089
>>71247089
>>71247089
Move at 310 accordingly
>>71247101
Cocks don't have souls
>>71247112
Wrong, depression is very real and lefties want to normalize it.
My dick may not be the biggest but's light weight and ideal for the downhill run
>>71247112
>it's funny because it's true, depression is a fucking joke and doesn't exist.
this is true bc all depressed people should kill themselves or be killed by the government
>>71247130
why don't you just wait till 310 to make a new you fuckface
>>71247171
mod needs to start deleting early threads again
>>71247171
*gets leafblower*
No bullying!
this guy comes to you and slaps your face what to do?
JANNYd
ah yes
janny
yay
FUCK OFF JANNY
WE DON'T WANT ANY
lol JANNY'D
>>71247218
>>71247218
>>71247218
NEW
>manlet editions are verboten on /int/
I'm fine with this lmao
>>71247227
>got janny'd
fag
new
>>71247224
>>71247224
>>71247224
>>71247224
>>71247224
didn't even need to report, janny must be lurking
>>71247177
worst girl