/cum/ 2017: The Movie "Mexico Strikes Back"
Your friendly reminder Trudeau pulls Emma too
Taylor
Have you heard of the new Black anti white banter hashtag #WeWasCaves ?
>>71234515
Did he get the Trump handshake?
>>71234496
CHI
>>71234550
No, but it wouldn't surprise me that they're stealing our meme formats
I got an email from the place I interviewed at
I'm scared to look
How can I become a famous country singer in USA?
>>71234375
is that good or bad?
>>71234567
>1234567
noice
>>71234555
He cucked the fuck outta Trump lol
I'm going to get a gf very very hard
>>71234532
Post more taytay
>>71234658
at worst i'd awkwardly say something about "cum..anime..4chan"
i look like a pretty normal guy anyway
>>71234744
/cum/ is a whore free zone
>>71234496
> Trump's admninistration is literally collapsing
> It hasn't even been a month yet
>>71234744
No whores allowed
>>71234850
Preach it girl!!
>>71234837
>mfw this is what desperate deranged cucks will be telling themselves everyday until the end of his eight years as president
>>71234744
>making your pop idol crush Gay-lor when Marina exists.
Awful AWFUL taste.
*picks my nose and eats it*
hmmmm
>>71235014
Looks like a housekeeper
>[spoiler]
>[spoiler]
>>71235176
She is more than welcome to keep my house any day of the week. Again if you want a flat, boring, spoiled, cheating meme girl over best girl then you're welcome to have her.
Well poo, the spoiler tag doesn't work oh well. How long before someone get's pissy and bans me? Come on now /cum/ put your bets down, because I'm thinking within the next hour or so.
>>71234811
>>71234850
She's a virgin or at least close to it
All her exes who have gone public about their relationship say they broke up with her because she didnt put out
>>71235288
Taylor is a whore and your girl looks like she cleans after people for a living
Where's the real best girl?
sup guys?
>>71235469
nigga u smell like sheit
Good afternoon /cum/
>>71235517
shh you'll trigger worst coast
>>71234532
>>71234744
>>71235014
>>71235288
Just a friendly reminder the perfect woman was prime Alizee
>>71235469
>>71235517
sup buds
>>71235394
That's the most retarded criticism of attractiveness I've ever heard.
Marina is best girl down to that actual music aspect of it as far as pop idols go.
>>71235587
Not even close but she's still much better than Gay-lord.
chicanos btfo
btw, beaners aren't hairy or have hairy chests
>>71235288
marina is disgusting
Career conference today buds. Really really really need an internship
>>71235811
Good luck qt
>>71235469
Gross
>go to sleep knowing everyone secretly hates indiana
feels bad
>>71235390
probably because she's packing a feminine cock
what type of adult """""woman""""" has a body like this?
Why are most camfappers Indian?
>>71235811
make sure to do a few practice rounds with the literally nobodies
Weebs. Are. The. Strongest. Race.
>>71234646
Being from Latvia will already mean you're unique
>>71234646
make a country song about how badly you want to suck president Trump's fat cock
>>71236125
The Natty Anthem
Awoo~~ <3
dead thread
dead general
New White Tulips video dropped TODAY
Support Chinese Indie Bands!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hml7-pT2nQM
>"""""german""""" posts
the other day i tiped my fedora
how to we reverse the neolithic revolution
pasito perron
>>71237448
>tiped
What did he mean by this?
ah yes
>>71237726
he meant 'tipped'
it was a typo
>not even 1 month in
>shit is already self destructing at an alarming rate
I don't want this ride to stop ever. This guy is the meme that keeps on giving and it's awesome. MAGA!
*warms your milk*
*puts vinegar in it*
HA YOU JUST GOT CHEESE'D BRO
LIDL is coming to the EAST COAST this summer!!
100 LIDL stores within one year.
GLOBAL GERMAN RETAIL DOMINATION
how do i into all the ideologies floating around today?
German """engineering""" a shit
>>71237943
Do they sell milk?
>>71237974
of course
L I D L
I
D
L
>>71237045
le traps are not gay
wtf i love lqbqetgkfff now bc they like right-wing cock
holy shit alt-rite (more like das rite) is so shit
>>71237954
A few well placed nukes
Starting to rain and I'm in a tshirt
Fuck
>>71237943
Pls come to brasil
We need a war with China
>>71238207
kill those communists
>>71238207
yet another war you can't win?
>>71238207
I'm siding with China for the qts
Saw my ex, buds. She had her hair done and was wearing makeup. She looked great. She never did that when we were together.
>>71238268
We're not giving the Democrats the chance to fuck everything up this time
>>71238307
Cause you weren't worth it
>>71238348
pls no bully
>>71238338
Just like they fucked up Iraq and Afghanistan? Lol
>>71238485
Yes
made a thread
>>71238587
>>71238596
what race don't you hate?
>>71238657
Asians
drop a (You) in the thread bud
classic 80s choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHDjQ0wkawo
>>71234515
everyone pulls Emma
I just found out you could buy testbanks of most textbooks online
Shiettt wasted my first year of uni studying
>>71238901
I feel like Emma is a really bad fuck.
wow janny is a peehole kisser
>>71239075
Sorry foot kraut. RIP thread
>>71238307
just another thot
move on
>>71239115
probably a neanderthal bruhh lmao
>>71235901
Unironically think she looks really cute in this one
really touching classic choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc95PjCAfyE
Pull my cock out all the way, running through the streets of LA
Going to the police station to get put in their database and get my fingerprints scanned, buds
>>71238989
She's a trophy fuck, not an enjoyable fuck but a fuck you can tell your friends about
>>71239248
good goy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN6VR92V70M
Classic tune
>>71238207
Don't worry China's economy will collapse in
1̶9̶8̶0̶ ̶1̶9̶8̶5̶ ̶1̶9̶9̶0̶ ̶1̶9̶9̶5̶ ̶2̶0̶0̶0̶ ̶2̶0̶0̶5̶ ̶2̶0̶1̶0̶ ̶2̶0̶1̶2̶ ̶2̶0̶1̶4̶ ̶2̶0̶1̶6̶ 2017
I'm gay lol
>>71239416
Go away Zhang
>>71239505
Really, it'll collapse this year trust me
i don't like this new version of retarded looking Pepe people is using
>>71239562
>>71239492
Let me see you in qt booty short shorts
>>71239566
Terrible taste my friend
Taylor Swift's first album is objectively her best album.
This song is objectively her best song (it's also her cutest song).
Also proven by the first few seconds of the accompanying music video (I don't like her feet tho).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb2stN7kH28
>>71239566
I don't like you
>>71239566
It's one of the better recent memes
>>71239566
why???
do you like tits?
>>71239631
i do like you though
>>71239647
well i guess smug pepe was getting old
>>71239566
Fuck off literally no one dislikes this meme
>>71239673
Gross lol
>>71239671
i don't really assosiate with a character that looks like a dimwit
>>71239717
gay
>>71239673
I like flat girls or girls with perky tits
>there are people itt who think tswizzle is gross
>i don't really assosiate with a character that looks like a dimwit
>>71239804
Fucking pedo
>tfw my vapeman folder is on my other pc
>>71234496
The European Union has approved a contentious free trade deal with Canada eight years after negotiations began.
It involves the removal of import duties that supporters say will boost growth and jobs on both sides of the Atlantic.
European Parliament lawmakers backed the Comprehensive Economic and Trade Agreement (CETA) by 408-254.
My farts smell like deer jerky lol
>>71239912
Canada wins again!
Nailed it
>>71239945
How does deer jerky smell?
Sometimes I have farts that smell really interesting. Not gross or off putting just really fragrant and strong, spicy and potent. I like to smell them in that case. They're tasty to smell in a way.
>>71239945
*huffs ur farts*
>tfw having too much fun with deep style generator to function normally
>>71239989
kek
I like the frick off part
Show us more of the conversation
>>71239989
Reminder that if she hasn't unmatched you yet that she still wants the dick. Ask her for a vapejob
>>71240125
Thanks I've been looking for this exact webm
>>71239989
She's thinking of herself. She's talking about her own insecurities. She's embarresed of herself and her life, she wants your dick so she doesn't feel so lonely in all areas, not just physical attraction,
Trust me, I've been fucking a Jewess princess for the past month.
Why do Jewish women have such huge tits? Seriously never met one who was even close to being flat chested.
>>71240125
That's an unnerving small cock, no wonder some gook thinks it's satisfactory.
>>71239673
no ass>tits
>>71240172
I have noticed this as well. Haven't found a satisfying explanation.
>>71240213
>unnerving small cock
>>71240172
She called me embarrassing again
What do I do?
>>71240260
"I can just come to your place if you don't want to bee seen outside with me. Let's vape together"
She unmatched me
>>71240291
That would have been good...
Wish I was a girl desu
>>71240241
Even those IDF qts that get posted, even the ones that are just skin and bones have decent sized tits... Seriously, there is no such thing as a flat chested Jewish female. Period.
>>71240260
Stop being so creepy/weird and start trying to be smooth, even if it's shitty and embarrassing, she loves the ATTENTION.
You can be a dick, you can be a loser, you can be a chad, you can be everything else, you won't lose a woman as long as you keep them preoccupied, i.e not bored.
You can cheat on women, you can fuck their best friend(s), you can treat them like shit, and be alright, but the second they're BORED, you're fucked.
Is Ivanka Trump really in love with J Trudeau?
>>71240364
you can be one for tonight bby
Am i doin gud?
hold my hand
>>71240364
I'd only want to be a girl for a week, just to experience shit
It's better to be a man tho in the long run
>>71239981
What is up with this week? We just keep winning.
>>71240454
not actually funny desu
Deng its a bot
>>71240442
Probably. Justin is known to be the most well hung "Member" of Parliament since "big boy" Borden. He has already fucked the wives and daughters of leaders in over 20 countries, Ivanka is just his latest conquest.
>>71240532
>only matches with bots
>>71240532
nigga look at the picture
>>71240536
I'd let Trudeau fuck me desu
>>71240536
CANADIAN COCK CONCUBINE
What's the purpose of tinder bots anyways?
>>71240569
it coulda been real
>>71240604
IT'S THAT TIME ALREADY?
>>71240648
they'll send you a link so you can sign up and see more pictures of them on some site that wants you to pay for a membership
>>71240565
Also obese black women and single moms, thanks
>>71240648
punjabis and somalians trying to get money most likely
>>71240648
Collecting your personal information and selling it?
On computers it's viruses or Somalian prince type scams. Some might end like that. "Hey click this link" sort of thing.
you all just know tradeau tapped that ukaranian ass and tight pussy after the press conference
>>71240742
Who?
Katy Perry is really overrated
>>71240769
trudeau
DONT BULLY ME. I took spanish, not french!
Holy shit the lolbertarian twitter must be ran by millennials fucking kek
>>71240817
No, who was the Ukrainian?
Girls wearing sweatshirts and hoodies that are too big for them is qt
>>71240845
Do you think I'm qt?
have you been to an african country?
>>71240877
I'm not interested in bois
Should've asked me when I was 16
>>71240845
Can make them look fatter then they are.
>>71240699
This faggot here so lucky to be blessed with German citizenship
>>71240845
I like girls who wear really short shorts
That's ultimate qt
>>71240905
I've been to chicago
>>71240920
looks a bit svvedish poiko
>>71240845
>>71240974
What about a combination of both
>>71240995
>>71240674
IT SEEMS IT IS
>>71240928
My passport might say German but my soul screams Taiwanese.
Some nerd was talking to my gf when I went to say hi to her
Should I have HEEM'd him?
>>71241029
Was about to say that desu
Anyone else have a collection of images featuring the First Lady during her pornography days?
>>71240998
I miss seeing these on the back of trucks and drive-thru brick walls
I don't like blacks
>>71234496
like half of the front page is in foreign speak. whats going on here?
>>71241169
Blacks are the only race who's women aren't attractive to me
>>71241161
i've seen one once this year.
It was Calgary Flames pissing on Edmonton Oilers.
>>71241192
? Que ?
>>71241192
Could it be that...just maybe...this...board.........might be.............the international..............................board?
>>71241124
You're a taiwanboo?
That's pathetic af desu or are you a gook with German documents?
>>71241007
How so? Thats le insult xddddd
>>71241192
foreigners are ruining /int/
>>71241224
good
>>71241253
He doesn't even speak the language, he's not a good taiwanboo at all
>>71241280
build a wall.
Wouldn't that keep us out too?
>>71241241
1.) you write like a faggot
2.) there is way more than usual.
The only reason white people are in the position they are in nowadays is because of the good heartedness of black people.
>>71241192
Where burger :DD D
>>71241219
So you're a chink?
>>71241253
I am a Taiwanese soul trapped in a white man's body.
>>71241342
I'm a Slav, so I'm a mongol
>>71241362
Post a vocaroo of you speaking their language
>>71240836
ivanka?
>>71241362
I bet you're a khv am I right?
Is there any worse type of person than a middle aged white woman with short hair?
I have hated every single one of them I've had as a professor desu
>>71241375
Honestly, women of all races are the same... there's not much differences in women anywhere on the planet. Bitches are naturally basic
>>71241423
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyprinid_herpesvirus_3
>>71241437
They make even worse customers
/brit/ is a better general desu
>>71241480
But they're qt
>>71241491
Can also confirm this
>>71241501
Its just /cum/ with an accent and more posters with no gfs
>>71241437
nope. agreed %100
>>71241491
is spot on too.
Time for the special ingredient
>>71241501
>foy
>>71241613
the fuck is this
>>71241687
cheese you uncultured swine
>>71241687
Old Cheese or what do you call it
Aurajuusto
>>71241687
looks like cheese
How much coffee do you guys drink? I think Im getting a series problem. I drink a thermos in the morning, one in the afternoon, and usually two at around 8 at night
>>71241845
degenerate
>>71241845
Used to drink it almost nonstop
Drink maybe three cups a day now
>Indeed m'lady, I use operating systems and software products made by Microsoft Corporation on my personal computer
Are Germans always this mean?
WOW doggy style is as fun as I thought it would be
Who's your favorite little Canadian slut?
>>71241948
yeah seeing that girlanus is a nice touch
>>71241948
Did she go on your face?
>>71242016
No but I did eat her out in the normal way which was really fun nonetheless
Also ate pizza in my car and cuddled and walked downtown and got hot chocolate and cuddled more watching Archer. 10/10 day
>>71241845
not very often, my system doesn't like caffeine.
https://youtu.be/JV0pNU9htnw
Thoughts?
>>71241952
She's not a slut
>>71241948
>seeing her asshole hair
>>71242065
Sounds nice desu
>>71242065
dogface?
need to drop this lab and switch my major
>>71242081
scary i don't like
>>71241501
Just took a look there. You sir are a liar
Guys talking about what they did during sex is always weird to me desu
>>71242100
Was nice indeed. Happiest I've been in a while
>>71242109
ye
>>71242156
I once singed national anthem.
>>71241948
>when you cum up her ass, pull your dick out, then see her ass hole clench trying to hold in your cum but a small bit leaks out
It's heavenly
I like opening the same YouTube video in two tabs then click on both tabs as fast as I can to see how close I can get them to start playing together.
Think I just created the sickest Out Of Touch (Hall & Oates) remix.
That fucking drum line is siiiick
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q6fOvBu5Zv
>>71242156
I bet, virgin
>>71242172
NICE.
See I told you, just slam her.
Try to sneak in a toesucc when you slam her next time. She will like it.
>>71242293
t. an actual virgin
>>71242293
If anything, the ones that never stop talking about sex are 10/10 times a virgin.
>>71242348
prove it
I've never seen someone with so many yous before >>71207900
Done
>>71242367
nice try but I won't give you another one
>>71242364
Were you here during for Valentine's Day or out?
>>71242399
>not having a gf makes you a virgin
wew
>>71242367
not even funny ok
>>71239713
I dislike it
>>71242386
Cook your meat thoroughly, to prevent intestinal parasites!
I say this a lot because it's important
I am happy for Mr Dogface.
She is cute.
Let's hope she's not a slut.
hope none of you sympathize with those hippie degenerates who ruined the west
i totally made eye conta-
i mean fucked 10 girls last year haha
am i fitting in yet guys?? wow those beta males lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1TNLU-ydLA
You are now thinking of riding a Banshee down the beach boulevard.
>>71242544
>hippie degenerates who ruined the west
>tumblr filename
Why do people value not being virgin so much?
I mean whats the big deal about fucking a whore and then not being one anymore?
>WOW DOOD I FUCKED THE CLASS SLUT AT THE AGE OF 13 IM THE ALPHA MALE NOW
>>71242491
finnish food inspection is very strict
no problems
>>71242662
OH SNAP
>>71241767
>>71241770
>>71241774
Why isn't it orange?
Imperivm Americanvm when?
>>71242662
i dont control what shows up on google images, heinie
>>71242707
Because it was made by commie terrorists who hate American Values
>>71242241
Nice
>>71242707
in here we cant always eat the cheese so it rots and we repackage it so can be sold again
>>71242707
>>71242673
Because it's how they assign value in their life, to get approval from others and prove they are worthwhile enough to not be a virgin. There's a reason why some of us have sex every day and never mention it, while others have to talk about it nonstop when they do it once
>>71242386
looks good
I have a crush on this tumblr meme CHI girl who is in a few of my classes
She has short hair, a tattoo, and I've seen her at anti-drumpf protests around campus but I'm still smiten v__V
>>71242786
trump is objectively shit though
you dont even have to be a lefty to see that
>>71242786
absolutley haram
>vomit.gif
>trump is objectively shit though
>>71242673
the sexual revolution released something disgusting and primal in man
>>71242831
He's funny
>>71242430
I'm not implying that at all, though
I didn't have a gf for a long time while being a nonvirgin
Have you ever had sex, Windsor? Was it with a girl or a guy? And did you pay for it?
>>71242945
>DROMFp
>ORANGE MAN
>TINY HOONDS
>CHEETOS LOL
>RACIST
>GRAP BU THGA BUSAY x_dDD
>PUTIN WWIII FUG!!
>>71242984
the more people turn away from god the more fucked up things become
tip all your fedora you want but i think you can see it yourself
>>71242945
all of his aides have described him as completely ignorant of how the government works
he put his billionaire cronies in positions of power
his campaign rhetoric rode of anti-immigrant sentiment, not a coherent ideology
Hello, sorry for interrupting the natural flow of this thread but I believe I have found an article that is pertinent to the individuals posting currently
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-38955872
>>71243013
>>71243066
Always a good time when a Finn posts.
>>71243134
>no summary
>bbc link
>>71243112
uh okay? And???
>>71243170
that's why he's shit
do i have to do everything for you?
>>71243157
>being incapable of reading a short article
>>71242386
wtf is that
>>71243245
>I read BBC articles linked to me by 4chan
Let's don't fight
>>71243272
>>71243260
minced meat in tomato sauce and potatoes and few pieces of raw fish
>>71243260
Finnish füüd
>>71243112
>not a coherent ideology
Yes everybody need to be an ideologue spewing garbage they've been told is the only way and right way to think and act by some asshole in SOC 101
>>71243299
>candy pop ring
>INTJ
kek
>>71243321
Classic Danno
>>71243301
raw fish, like not even cooked in lime?
>>71239566
It's shit-tier and already stale as fuck.
Literally enjoyed by people who grew up watching strangers play videogames on the internet.
Nearly as bad as oats.
Easter toad is still pretty good though.
>>71243301
Are you the guy who made herq? Sometimes I still look at it and wonder what the fuck is happening here.
daily reminder:
cubans are not humans
>>71243352
The purple color can not be naturally occurring in nature, wtf
>>71243350
Y u no celbrate Ester?
>family's gonna (legally) emigrate to the US
>decide I've got time and take my STEM courses here since school's dirt cheap compared to over there
>hopes = TRUMPED
Fug. What now? I've still got a couple of years before I get my degree. Am I shit out of luck now?
>>71243372
Leader of the Liberal party here is a half cuban bastard child.
>>71243321
>being a non-ideological ideologue
ideologist =/= ideologue. i never advocated dogma
>>71243385
thought the same thing, looks what you get when fucking around with RGB in videogames.
>>71243404
>Leader of the Liberal party here is a half cuban bastard child.
kill them
>>71243393
le big beautiful door meme
>>71243393
Not really. If they could legally come here, Trump won't stop them. His deal is being anti illegal immigration, not anti immigration.
>>71243350
It'll come full circle.
>>71243348
no, its good stuff tho
>>71243352
HUUTISTA
what the fuck is happening here
why would anyone do this
its a microwave pizza with beetroot salad and ketchup
>>71243385
pic, beetroot
>>71243440
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajja
jajajajaj
JAJJA
AJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ
>>71243393
>family's gonna (legally) emigrate to the US
>hopes = TRUMPED
>out of luck
>legally
>trumped
???
>>71243393
>few years before you can anyways
>plan to do so legally and with an education behind you
it's unlikely to be much different than trying to immigrate before Trump came in.
See you all in the next thread. I'm going to fuck you all up.
>microwave pizza with beetroot salad and ketchup
Cunnilingus is the fetish of the sophisticated man
>>71243393
This is something I don't understand.
Everything I've read about immigrating to the US makes it sound hard as fuck. Is your family really rich or something?
>>71243469
what did trump do to prevent you from coming here legally?
>>71243510
Significantly wealthier than 80% of families here since I've got a career mom and a step dad that works in the US. Not buy-a-mansion rich but we never hurt for money.
>>71243501
this what neets and lazy fucks eat
top tier choice for welfare rat is to get cheapest sausage 1e and cheapest shit pasta 25c
and waste the rest of 560 euros on drugs and alchol