The esteemed Barry Redmond edition
mmm nootka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrKipj_CDtM
good essential mix
dusky are really talented 2bh
cadell is a fucking shite mc don't get the hype
>>71234340
Jews
*gives you an ocular patdown*
who else here /radicalmiddle/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJCjLCL9tuo
ah yes
very authentic british music here!
>>71234406
fuck off stormzy babby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT6UbdtXkY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvJi61wjGBw
>whats with the cracky chan posting lately
>>71234447
me
>>71234440
Mac is a fucking beast bro, a real brick shithouse, a genuine powerhouse
>Go on Google Earth
>Have a look at random street in Rochdale
>This is what I see
What did modern Britain mean by this?
71234472
if race is a social construct, why are white men always blamed for everything?
>>71234498
I will not be reading your post if you:
- are under 25
- are a student
- are fat
- are not British, Australian or Irish
- are NEET
- are a virgin
- can't drive
*virtue signals*
who's gonna get >>71234567?
centre-right neoliberal desu
>>71234461
he goes offbeat so much and the instrumentals are so subpar
he's average
*cums directly inside you*
>>71234472
not a fan of this post
This scene really had me in tears the first time I watched it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5kNpFIP29E&feature=youtu.be
>>71234498
what am I supposed to be seeing
>>71234498
hate this country so much
it's still better than everywhere else though
>>71234537
4/7 tbqh
>>71234512
name 3 things white men have been blamed for
>>71234537
I'm 21 but pass on everything else
will you reply to me?
>>71234487
at least post rare cracky chans you mong
>>71234537
leafs used to be british
>>71234592
>it's still better than everywhere else though
??????
the idea(brainwashing) that you owe your parents anything is just a remanent of a time when children were labourers you didn't have to pay
>>71234537
2.5 out of 7
>>71234592
t. has never been abroad
>>71234608
1. Everything bad that ever happened
2. Everything bad that is currently happening
3. Everything bad that is predicted to happen
Asked the normatons at work if they've ever read Borges or know who Richard Feynman was. Could see their little robot brains whizzing "did i hear his song on radio 1?" "did i see him on x-factor?". if you say anything that falls outside of the narrow remit of the cultural trash they imbibe they are clueless. They spend the majority of their time obsessing over the meaningless minutiae of other peoples lives. I work with people who are 40 and haven't read a book since school.
>>71234619
>p-p-p-please accept us!!!
>>71234537
20
labourer, no student life for I
Im built like an icelandic snus enthusiast
Proud Irishman
As stated, I work a trade
Not a virgin
I drive a golf
>Visiting mother for first time in 6 months
>She says I look skinny and pale
>Tells me to weigh myself
>I do
>7.4 stone
>I am 6'0
>Now she is panicking
>Has told me if I do not gain at least 1 stone this week she will call a doctor to take me away
>Just made me sit on the chair whilst she spoonfed me warm coconut milk
>Called my dad who I live with
>Has been on the phone for 30 minutes yelling at him for starving me, is threatening to call child services even though I am 23
>keeps blaming my dad because he cheated on her and this apparently made me depressed
>keeps saying 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
>tfw I feel awful as I am the one who doesn't eat
how does this happen?
Surely others among you share a similar weight?
I consider myself a meme warrior
(no need to fedora post me)
>>71234619
disgusting webum, glad modernity took care of that
>>71234498
not wasting 3mb of bandwith on this
save it as a jpg you complete tool
>>71234619
>>71234711
>>71234537
>- are under 25
>- are a student
>- are a virgin
>- can't drive
guilty
>>71234692
Nice victim complex.
>>71234537
6/7
got really drunk last night and sucked off my housemate for some oreos
>>71234717
>keeps saying 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
OHOHOHOHOHOAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAOHOHOHOHOOHOHOAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>71234717
i'm literally double your weight and only four inches taller
you must look like a skellington
>>71234608
slavery
inequality
oppression
>>71234717
jesus i'm 11 stone at 5'7 and still skelly.
I also chuckled at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yjNbcKkNY
>>71234717
almost spat out my pear at this one
meet me behind the bins...
and bring a dildo
>>71234537
Bottom 2 only
its copied and pasted material you plonkers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreamtime
>got really drunk last night and sucked off my housemate for some oreos
Valentines with you was incredible, Britland
Hope we can do this again
>>71234717
>stone in decimals
Retard
>>71234845
this, you're all mongs who can't think up anything original
NA cs strikes again lads, why cant anglo teams into cs
my mate got drunk and sucked me off then demanded some oreos. wtf
>>71234578
Are you fucking thick?
going to spend an hour a day on hare krishna chants
>>71234901
Why is counterstrike so popular? Don't get it
just looks like any other FPS, even Insurgency looks better
>'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
funniest thing I have ever read on /brit/
>>71234913
yes, explain
>>71234735
>having slow Internet
not my fault that you're living in the past
>>71234876
bit gay
>>71234907
bit rude of him
I demand oreos
>>71234933
Look at the people
>>71234928
competitive aspect of it lad, lots of teams to support. canzuk+US have the worst teams/players by a long shot though.
This brings back memories of my da watching dads army as I played with my toys in the warmth of the livingroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvr6X054xLY
Who do you think you are kidding Mr.Hitler?
>>71234717
so did your daddies little fibs reduced you to ribs?
>>71234996
le don't tell him Pike xD
DADDIES
why did your brother give you a rolex?
why did he give you champagne?
everybody knows if he wasn't your brother
then nobody would know cadell's name
>>71234340
I like this movie very much
mad that the CIA can pull of a coup of their own countries president
LITTLE
American humor:
>something witty
British humor:
>You ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?
genuinely good stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1kONLrf7Uw
>>71235063
>CIA
Bane?
>You ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?
*does a funny walk*
>>71235057
That stamp was extremely scummy and cowardly, hope the 'groid died and this fuckwit went to prison, fucking psychopath
>something witty
made a post but it seems my captcha was longer than the other lads so he posted it first, out of respect for him i deleted my post.
>>71235057
woooooorrrllll staaaaaaaaarrrr
>You ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?
>>71235066
Monty Python was the worst for this.
>SO LE RANDOM XDDD
>>71235057
fucking brutal
Hilarious reading the adjectives used to describe people after their death.
Cheeky=wanker
Outgoing=alcoholic
>>71235066
American humor:
>something insincere canned and pre-packaged by a team of advertising executives
English humour:
>doing a half-arsed job of pretending to be a stupid person saying stupid things seriously
Irish humour:
>witty observation that starts being depressing the moment you start thinking about it further
doing a cheek (not plural, implying wank) outgoing
lends us your phone
anyone seen my keys
*goes to bed*
The bf
>Hilarious reading the adjectives used to describe people after their death.
>Cheeky=wanker
>Outgoing=alcoholic
haHAHAHAahaha MEMES
>>71235254
reckon that lad could give spotty o'heem a run for his money
fish for dinner, dont want to talk about it
>>71234935
It isn't gay if the balls dont touch
Hey Fogman, may I grip a cig?
>>71235250
those socks are a bit gay and a bit long
>>71235250
why do traps love those thigh high socks
>>Hilarious reading the adjectives used to describe people after their death.
>>Cheeky=wanker
>>Outgoing=alcoholic
>>71235187
The Irish haven't evolved a sense of humour yet
DEEP COVER ON THE INCOGNITO, SHITTTT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op9Ml7pS6uA
>your application was unsuccessful
Off to bed now lads. Can't wait.
>>71235303
They're cute
who /Garth Hill College class of '12/ here?
safeee wagwan
Humour:
>Funny
YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING
need some hilarious hijinx
Who /really fucking nervous/ here?
>>71235380
...and the door wasn't shut.
>>71235333
fast stream ?
>>71235406
u gona get raped
>having hobbies
fuck off normazoids
my weenus brahs
>>71235362
post legs :3
>>71235187
American humor:
>Perfect simplicity and humor
English humor
>You ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?
Scottish humor:
>Me gibblets *unrecognizable babblign*
Irish humor
>Observational comedy
fifteen years of spunk backed up
>>71235433
Fug
who /here/?
>>71235440
qt
>/pol/tards hate this
>/pol/ wants to stop race mixing
>You ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?
arsenal will win the europeanc up
>why yes I do support the arsenal
>>71235462
i wish i was here with you
so lads... ever drank baileys from a shoe?
mental how you can buy discounted stuff and put voucher codes on top and yet the company still make a profit
wonder how cheap manufactured shit is
Post more traps
>>71235559
That's a big willy
still have a shitload of webms from the olympics
>be American
>start watching English football
>choose the team with a gun on their badge
COULDN'T MAKE IT UP
>>71235406
not even bothered
would love to win but it's not gonna happen is it
and even if we do win both legs we ain't winning the cl
i'm just hoping wonga leaves after this season, love the man for what he's done but time for a change desu
Australian humour:
>Not even relevant enough to be included in an obvious bait yank shitpost
this lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit
>>71235406
Bayern will lose. I have a hunch.
>>71235555
Consider them checked
>>71235579
kek
>>71235602
orlando?
>>71235406
>imagine supporting a team that's never been champions of europe
>imagine supporting a team that can't beat bayern munich
Sad!
>>71234879
7gravels 4pebbles
>>71235555
very stupid runty post
>>71235598
Aussies are funny people 2bh
>>71235559
guy should lose some weight
Australian humour:
Like boughs of sturdy English oak. My God, if you had them wrapped round you, you'd just feel so safe
>>71235577
Switzerland? Yes!
any death march webms?
>>71235579
They were the first team on Fifa '96 dawg
>>71235592
I just hope they don't get embarrassed (like every year)
>>71235624
>Imagine being relegated, ever
Lad on the right is only 19
hate my family desu
Valentine's Day has been and gone lads and the gf still isn't talking to me
>>71235625
you only just catching up to august 2016 in ireland?
business idea: human wrongs, where people deserve to have bad stuff done to them because they were born
stop crossposting slags to /his/
>>71235625
>>71235654
yeah here
>>71235670
safe to say you're single buddy
what'd you do
*insert perfectly reasonable post*
Hatposters are scum, the lowest of the low, vile slugs feeding on the creative genius of others. They should be eradicated from this general (janny do your bloody job) as they offer nothing and only serve to make fools of themselves and other low IQ barbarians.
>>71235657
>imagine supporting a team you have no affiliation with whatsoever
>imagine being a bloody YANK
hurts my head to think about
>>71235670
>20th jan
got a hunch she ain't your gf anymore mate
sorry to break it to you this way
>>71235670
Ill be your new gf
hmm...
>>71235669
alri turtleneck haha
are your family all simple bogans?
>>71235681
that's called life. misery and false hope and then you die probably painfully
>>71235670
post the bit before that
>>71235720
Post feminine benis
>>71235739
black rorke BTFO
>>71235707
Been racking my brains and it might be because I didn't buy her a Christmas present, she won't even give me closure though so not sure
>The death of MI6 spy Gareth Williams, whose body was found in a padlocked sports bag, was probably an accident, police have said.
ah yes meanwhile litvinenko is in the news 24/7
>>71235652
One of my favourite episodes
https://youtu.be/8RBvh-9JGIo
>download (22).jpg
get so very aroused by this webm
>>71235787
How does someone accidentally padlock themselves in a sports bag
guess what lads
cherry coke comes in a purple bottle over here
mental
>>71235768
thought this had been going on since before chrissy
>>71235828
Same here
>>71235787
>ah yes meanwhile litvinenko is in the news 24/7
No he isn't at all
>>71235739
shame black girls are ugly
>>71235828
so which eurostar train was it then
>>71235760
I won't for a disgusting burger mongrel
French women only want British men, it's a fact of life
>>71235712
I'm one of you, lad
Accept it
very painful poo just now lads. my arsehole feels like it passed lava.
>>71235729
All are odd. Odd numbers are of the form 2*n+1 where n is an integer.
Given such, assuming that one must use three numbers;
2N+1 + 2m+1 + 2p + 1 = 2 (n + m + p) + 3
2 (n + m + p) +3 = 30; 2 (n + m + p ) = 27 ; (n + m + p) = 13.5
As we have integers as our options, it is not possible.
>>71235787
*looks at the calendar*
hmm
>>71235741
not him
no
currently playing with my willy in a non sexual way
u got that fire?
>>71235817
You have to get special advice from the black cab driver who's been parked around the corner from you for the last four hours
>>71235866
nope
yankitus is a terminal disease and there is no cure
>>71235787
the room was 'cleaned' of all fingerprints before police got there as well.
>>71235860
french girls have feminine penises?
This image is uneasy and unnerving
Abou "watch ya mout"
Shuuuut ya mout
Basic hook
Dead tune
how autistic is writing with a fountain pen in work lads?
>>71235902
Ah yes
>>71235935
he wasn't wrong
not a very good song at all
Today in British history:
>The death of Oswiu of Northumbria in 670
Oswiu, also known as Oswy or Oswig (Old English: Ōswīg) (c. 612 – 15 February 670), was King of Bernicia from 642 until his death.
He was the third child of Æthelfrith, then King of Bernicia. On Æthelfrith's death, his sons and their supporters fled Northumbria, finding sanctuary among the Gaels and Picts.
The first half of Oswiu's reign was spent in the shadow of Penda, the pagan king who dominated much of Britain from 642 until 655.
In 655 Bede reports that Penda invaded Bernicia at the head of a large army. The battle was fought by the river in the midst of heavy rains, and Bede says that "many more were drowned in the flight than destroyed by the sword". Bede mentions that Penda's head was cut off. The battle marked the effective demise of Anglo-Saxon paganism.
The surprising defeat of the hitherto dominant Penda, and the death of the East Anglian king Æthelhere left Oswiu as the dominant figure in Britain.
Welsh sources suggest that Oswiu campaigned in Wales in the late 650s, imposing tribute on the Welsh kings who had previously been Penda's allies such as Cadafael, the battle-dodging King of Gwynedd.
so sick of this dry spell
can't stop wanking
>>71235946
Very
Unless you're a qt grill
>collect+
>Doddle
choices lads, choices
>>71235857
the front of the train looks like a :( face :(
*puts down my fountain pen and looks up at you*
>>71235828
Remember going to France a few years ago and they had coffee flavoured coke. Was really nice desu.
>>71234340
Such a boring film with such pretty shots
>>71234537
Oh tears and defeat, 6/7 again.
Such hard criteria to become accepted.
My love towards Brits is so unrequited.
>>71235768
why don't you just ask one of her mates
>>71234874
Great post
off t'gym lads
D E A D L I F T S
>>71235958
Oswiu was a fucking bumder lmao what a bender name prob got rid up the bum and received AIDs off Æthelfrith and died from that lol bent cunt ahaha
>>71235875
cheers brainy yank
>>71236002
gonna assume this is regarding 2001 A Space Odessey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzYu1AMap_M
love a good pk
got a (You) somewhere in the latest batch of replies, which is strange because I haven't posted anything for about 20 minutes
ah, found him >>71236003
going gym for a jog tomorrow
he's off t'gym
Huh
>>71235692
>tfw no weeb gf
>>71235739
lol
i like how they capitalise black but not white
Met Joe Launchbury in whole foods today. Told him he was doing a good job, he said thanks
If you don't know who ar Joe is then fuck off you absolute turbo 'sheed
have they found a scientific reason for why girls are obsessed with taking nude pictures of themselves and sending them to people?
Anyone know who Rag n Bone Man paid for his viral marketing shill campaign?
>>71236064
MY EXPERIENCE AS A BLACK PERSON IN JAPAN PART 2
porn rots the brain
>>71235868
are you okay? :|
>>71236060
>Firefox mobile
hello autism
>>71236041
>tfw 5'7 and built like a camden grime mc
>>71236088
I do it too
Don't be sexist
do the powerful and famous become nonces only when they realise they can get away with it? or does power and and fame attract nonces and other delinquents who are seeking the ability to indulge their passion without consequence?
>>71236072
>generic mong #54353463
wonder how many semi-famous people I passed without realising it
>>71236088
wouldn't you too if you were cute?
imagine just being able to dangle your hole that bleeds every month and get money
Still fucking dying lads
Wonder if the physical pain or the emotional pain will go away quicker
>>71236131
L O N D O N
we are naturally nonces and the power to get away with it brings it out in us
>>71236148
You will never be in a position of significance to anyone
been to tokyo and i've never watched anime in my life
>>71236128
does camden even have a grime scene
>>71236088
>have they found a scientific reason for why girls allow boys to put their willies inside them?
>>71236185
any spiritual pain?
>>71236187
What part?
>>71236146
would nonce constantly if i knew i could get away with it to be quite honest with you
>>71236185
what are you moaning about
Lived in Japan for 2 years
Not a fan
>>71236197
why wouldn't there be
pk is from there
finna heem a /brit/poster
>>71236123
Fuck off you vile little slug Firefox mobile is much better than other browsers. You can play videos in the background, bet you didn't know that eh pathetic peon?
>>71236217
T O W E R H A M L E T S
>>71236196
me too la, gonna go back and eat more dank food and go to record shops soon.
>>71235922
A significant number do
(((Trump))) says US not committed to two-state Israel-Palestine solution
>>71236214
yep
>>71236234
hungover as fuck and had a howler of a night last night
with the gf
>>71236263
>is much better than other browsers.
wrong
>You can play videos in the background
this is the only reason I have it
>>71236294
why do white women date black men?
>>71236294
Better win tonight lad..
>>71234340
How does /brit/ feel about CETA passing European parliament today?
>>71236267
Isn't White Chappell where ol' Jackie the Rippie hung out?
>>71236352
EXCELLENT news
glad the rorkes couldn't do shit about this very good and fair free trade deal
>>71236047
w-what this could mean?
>>71236352
Doesn't matter since we're leaving the EU
Me and the missus
>>71236072
No you didn't
Pewdiepie is actually VERY funny desu lads.
>>71236468
which one is the "missus"?
>>71236529
You need to be 18 to post on this site.
humans are not native to earth
the gravity on this planet gives us spinal problems
everything around us turns our cells cancerous
the next stage in human evolution is to return to our mother planet
>>71236529
on a scale from 1 to 10, how very?
the dream
>>71236585
deano, my son
>>71236436
Competitively speaking, it kind of matters.
>>71236568
Exactly. Hilarious how people discredit this notion but are happy to believe a magical man in the sky created us all in 7 days. Makes me think.
>>71236546
Unironically 24 years young.
>>71236583
6, can watch his videos and smile throughout and occasionally snigger.
>>71236585
alri Rasheed
>>71236585
>>71236585
Will look good parked out front of your JD sports
>>71236529
>Exactly. Hilarious how people discredit this notion but are happy to believe a magical man in the sky created us all in 7 days. Makes me think.
yes if you like nice things then you are a deano rasheed
let me just drive my 1994 Golf here yes. dont want to look like a deano do I
miss 5 minutes of a hollyoaks episode and nathan's dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTsHWzvJWDQ
tunes are in boys
my third eye has almost been pummelled into non-existence but I've come back to you now
at the turn of the tide
WOIII LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W78DlRFvJM
THE WEEK IS 60% over
>>71236529
he's not at all but people are gonna start saying he is because he's become an edgy twat
>>71236696
Canceled your telly service?
>>71236585
*hands over business card*
Deano Robinson
Business Development Executive
h3h3 is a stupid uniformed goy
>>71236529
He's okay, did have a few laughs at this video
https://youtu.be/KtxXKezbQ9w
might dox myself for a laugh
>>71236681
Why hello there friend, did you read your old book today? Did it teach you anything? I hope you aren't wearing a mixture of clothes because that is forbidden and you will spend an eternity in hell.
gayboys
>>71236755
Alri Craig.