/brit/

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how did they do it?

h3h3 is a stupid uniformed goy.

>>71236764
Afro Carribean voodoo magick

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Up the Arse lads

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Anime

>*takes out sony ericsson at the back of the bus*
>*presses play*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTsHWzvJWDQ

>>71236789
do a cum on them

>>71236830
no

Business idea: next time, cum on her arse instead of her lower back

>>71236732
GET HIM JANNY

>>71236786
Ah yes, the fabled white Londoner

>>71236814
need one of these

>>71236828
*bluetooths you this*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTYEHQ6wTVA

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>Why hello there friend, did you read your old book today? Did it teach you anything? I hope you aren't wearing a mixture of clothes because that is forbidden and you will spend an eternity in hell.

>>71236776
got to back your mates

hmm

Greater London

>>71236828

*merks you*

New: >>>/tv/79463076.

ordered a leather bound king james bible

apparently the entire bible is 780,000 words ffs

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>ordered a leather bound king james bible

>>71236949
>dude weed

binned.

*slips on shiny silver 'Armani' suit purchased from Turkey*
*Puts on pitpull sunglasses or ray ban aviators, also from Turkey*
*grabs keys for financed Vauxhall Corsa LE*
*Calls up deano from 16GB iPhone SE*
>You ready to hit the club yeah? I've heard they got that bloke from TOWIE DJing tonight, might buy a bottle of grey goose

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Butty Chicken for lunch lads

>>71236949
what is it?

Funny that Guido Fawkes normally runs constant stories in favour of 'free speech' and against political correctness bit is current publishing blog post after blog post about the labour candidate in Stoke making some 'sexist tweets' like 5 years ago

Bizarre, didn't realise he was this partisan

lads post your first names

>>71237021
tasty but lacking in presentation

>>71237057
Deano.

>>71236972
>Not getting the new revised standard edition anglicised version

Lad...

walking thru the block with my chains on

>>71236949
Pretty sure she's been BLACKED.

>>71237026
The Labour candidate actually seems like a top lad

>>71237021
Gary shat on plate

>>71237057
Saoirse.

>>71237026
Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from being condemned for saying things

>>71237026
>Bizarre, didn't realise he was this partisan
i used to read his site a long time ago, it started out alright and then it went down the shitter completely when he realised what he said was having an effect. Especially after he broke the expenses scandal thing, he started going back his old pre blog days of being political rather than reporting politics

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>>71236786
90% sure he was taking the piss, you humourless cretin

>>71237057
Rasheed

>>71237122
>pardner flag
like pottery

he worships cats and reptiles

>UC food court
>chinese lady working the chinese food
>indian lady working the indian food
>white lady working the white food
>greek lady working the pita food
>italian lady working the pasta food

Not making this shit up

>>71237057
Al-Ackbari

FESTIVAL goers in Melbourne's west were punched and kicked, and had phones, wallets and bags stolen, as a gang of up to 40 youths terrorised an event in Melbourne's west on Saturday night.

Crowds at the Summersault Festival in Caroline Springs estimated about 30 to 40 teenagers went on a rampage through the event grounds about 10pm, as families gathered to watch the fireworks.

https://www.fraser coastchronicle.com.au/news/people-bashed-robbed-gang-youths-music-festival/3142701/

>Youths
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>71237057
Mahmud

there's an absurd amount of bots on tinder these days lads

>>71237160
what's the white food in canada?

>>71237057

Mike

>>71237026
>>71237123
What's he said?

>>71237185
Roast beef, mash, and ceasar salad today

>>71237057
Mark

man kicks ball in 17 bingadings

drinking oasis

Anyone here watched "The Expanse"? Is it anygood?

>>71237122
...duh

>>71237057
Tyrone

>>71237057
Bilal, but call me Bill

>>71237179
always wondered if australia had roadmen like in britain and if it did how they talked

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According to the BBC, these are some of the 100 Greatest Britons of all time

3. Diana, Princess of Wales
8. John Lennon
17. Michael Crawford, TV, film and theatre actor
19. Sir Paul McCartney
24. Elizabeth II
27. Emmeline Pankhurst, activist for women's rights
29. David Bowie, musician
33. David Beckham
36. Boy George
51. King Arthur, mythical king.
56. Sir Cliff Richard, pop singer.
58. Freddie Mercury
59. Dame Julie Andrews, film actress
61. Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother, queen during WWII.
62. George Harrison, rock guitarist
63. Sir David Attenborough, TV documentary presenter.
66. Sir Charlie Chaplin
67. Tony Blair
73. Aleister Crowley, occultist
83. J. K. Rowling, novelist
86. Bono, rock singer
92. J. R. R. Tolkien, novelist

>>71237234
2sweet4me

>>71237153
>whites a minority
>still assume I'm white

Good job Ahmed.

>>71237254
>3. Diana, Princess of Wales

Ah yes, the people's princess

>>71237235
>asking people for their own opinions based on their own tastes

>>71237057
just call me mo'

>>71236764

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Aa9GwWaRv0

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Just fucked boipucci for the first time, can never go back to roasties

>>71237254
where's lyrical strally?

>>71237254
>73. Aleister Crowley, occultist
only good lad on that list

>>71237272
I cut it with water

>>71237254
>Tony Blair
>Bono

>>71237254
whos #1? mo farah?

Wish Gary Lineker would just shut the fuck up and present MotD

>>71236949

post keri

>>71237242
Who is she?

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>>71237297
Good lad.

>>71237254
what the FUCK
>david beckham
>the royal family
they must be fucking joking

20 Players please boss

Drinking the daily can of monster energy zero before I smash legs at the gym aha x

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lads

>>71237348
John Lennon #8 greatest Briton of all time
Should be higher if you ask me

"Imagine" is a personal favourite and a song that consoles me whenever I hear about the ills of the world

>>71237254
Tolkien is justified.

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The gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZhqPC6d_DA

B L O W N
T H E
F U C K
O U T

>>71237326
These are the top ten, in order of their greatness

Sir Winston Churchill
Isambard Kingdom Brunel
Diana, Princess of Wales
Charles Darwin
William Shakespeare
Sir Isaac Newton
Elizabeth I
John Lennon
Horatio Nelson, 1st Viscount Nelson
Oliver Cromwell

Business idea: intentionally knock the gf up, give some meaning to my otherwise meaningless life

>>71237329
Maybe some other time.

>>71237343
Megan Rain

>>71237307
>not rating Tolkien

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the mistress

>>71237405
BBRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPTT

>>71237405
Is she a syrian refugee?

>>71237254
>Bono
you what mate

>>71237471
shes an instagram prozzie

>>71237424
Shan't be watching this and doubt anyone else will either

>>71237297
tell us more lad

>>71237424
Not one frame

People are talking about net neutrality again

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The gfs

>Client with Asperger Syndrome
http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=26159.0

>>71237534
net neutrality ought to be abolished

0161 fanny on tap

>>71237012
absolutely terrible post

so far off the mark

>>71237254
interesting that there is literally not a single person on that list who hasnt either worked or made money (yes im afraid that even includes arthur who has featured in any number of productions) for the bbc at some point

very interesting!

Communists are as obsessed with money as capitalists. Communists just think "the wrong people" have it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3tk7Y9wWoQ
reviewbrah if you're hear i love you mate

>>71237576
Why

>>71237584
Alri Stephen

>>71237636
net neutrality unfairly subsidizes heavy users to the cost of everyone else

>>71237636
alri will lenney

>>71237621
Wrong, communists wasn't to abolish money

If a society has money it can't be communist by definition

>>71237635
who is this neek of a Chicken Connoisseur rip-off

>>71237656
That sounds like a benefit to me at the expense of wageys

I am a Socialist not through reading a textbook that has caught my intellectual fancy, nor through unthinking tradition, but because I believe that, at its best, Socialism corresponds most closely to an existence that is both rational and moral. It stands for co-operation, not confrontation; for fellowship, not fear. It stands for equality, not because it wants people to be the same but because only through equality in our economic circumstances can our individuality develop properly.

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The proto-gf

>>71237701
>Chicken Connoisseur
who that kid who had like 5 popular videos then everyone stopped watching him?

all of my diamonds they shine
haters like knock that off !!

Lads, I can't stop having a wank at work...

Finally landed a job, finally stopped being NEET for the first time in 3 years, but now I'm having to look at and interact with all kinds of females from all corners of the globe (job around local uni), and it gets my heart racing... It's like being on /int/ if it were real life.

Preston has completely worn me down, lads. Been here for four years now. Nothing is of note in this godforsaken shithole except for their football team.

>>71237766
why are you there?

>>71237766
>preston north end
>of note

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>>71237727
no you must have him confused with someone else

the filth they sell in chicken shops is disgusting, is it even legal

>>71237753
Used to literally treat having a wank like I did having a poo or a wee, I'd call it a number 3 to myself

Cracked tonnes out in public toilets

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>Notice that a long-time mate has unfriended me
>Still have all mutual friends with him
>Literally decided to unfriend me and only me for no reason
>4 cunts have done this to me since starting Uni

I feel like a beta for caring, but this pisses me off, fucking runts

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>>71237766
couldn't think of anything worse than drinking in this pub.

am insulting someone on my fone and I'm using vocal messages to do so because it has more humoristic value

>>71237783
University

>>71237808
Oi, they play well. They've sat comfortably in the Championship League for millennia

>there are people who follow others exploits on twitter, youtube and social media
living vicariously that

just be yourself

>>71237836
get used to it because it happens more and more as you get older.

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I'LL SPIN MAN LIKE KANE
WHAT KIND OF KANE? WRESTLING KANE
NOT THAT KANE, N.A.S.T.Y CREW KANE
COLOMBIAN 'CAINE, ABEL AND CAIN
MICHAEL CAINE, HARRY KANE
SUGAR CANE, WALKING CANE

>>71237813
Maddest thing is he probably got like 10-20 million more views than this on Facebook from pages posting his vids

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>>71237829
>I'd call it a number 3 to myself

>>71237766
unironically go to uni in preston
unfortunately like you said, it's a fucking dump so I live in Lytham

can't believe there are people still playing Pokemon Go

howling

>>71237829
that's where it's come to for me as well

i feel the urge so i squeeze one out

have never and will never find chinks attractive

>>71237837
Pubs like this always smell of chicken nuggets

Arses ask me if I still feel relevant
Relevant? What's relevant? Shottin' heroin?
Murder? Lies? Cash over anything?
Kids don't be silly with your life, be intelligent
And acquire what you need and more
Television is a weapon and they're winning a war
It's all Towie and Geordie Shore, it's not cool to be thick
Nor to be a Northern whore

So, lads. Bayern v Arsenal, Real Madrid v Napoli. Who will win in these two clashes of the titans?

>>71237829
That's how mine felt prior to employment. Like it was just a "choir" or rather something that just needed to be done, my testosterone levels were so low I maybe wanked once every 3-4 days even browsing 4chan all day for years, I just stopped caring.

Now though... It's horrible trying to cope with the fact that if I weren't such a good actor, every woman in sight would realize I'm literally undressing all of them with my eyes as I talk to them.

I just got done with an 9 hour shift, pretty tired, yet all I want to do is watch porn and fap till I fall asleep.

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>>71237621
You would like this book by our 26th President, written sometime in the early 1910s

>We in this country have been very fortunate. We have achieved democracy in politics just because we have been able to steer a middle course between the rule of the mob and the rule of the dictator. We shall achieve industrial democracy because we shall steer a similar middle course between the extreme individualist and the Socialist, between the demagogue who attacks all wealth and who can see no wrong done anywhere unless it is perpetrated by a man of wealth, and the apologist for the plutocracy who rails against so much as a restatement of the eighth commandment upon the ground that it will "hurt business."

>It is essential that we should wrest the control of the government out of the hands of rich men who use it for unhealthy purposes, and should keep it out of their hands. But it would be just as bad to put the control of the government into the hands of demagogues and visionaries who seek to pander to ignorance and prejudice by penalizing thrift and business enterprise, and ruining all men of means, with, as an attendant result, the ruin of the entire community.

>The best lesson that any people can learn is that there is no patent cure-all which will make the body politic perfect. Neither doctrinaire socialism nor unrestricted individualism nor any other ism will bring about the millennium.

trying to book a table at the pub tonight for a few jars and the lines are busy, been on hold for about 45 minutes now

fucking pisstake, and my local's outsourced all their bookings to some paki call centre in Bangladesh, they get the table number wrong half the time

fucking pisstake

>>71237855
>>71237885
What do you do?
Sport Science?
Literally every person I've had the """pleasure""" of meeting who went to UCLan did sport science

Anyone got any links to funny threads on the board where prozzies talk about their 'job'

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>No Proxy Paige gf

Doing a sad.

>>71237989
What's better, Sport Science or Sport Business?

>>71237978
>book a table at the pub

is this a joke?

>So I'm looking at two states and one state," said Mr Trump. "And I like the one that both parties like. I'm very happy with the one that both parties like.
>I can live with either one. I thought for a while that two states looked like it may be the easier of the two.
>To be honest, if Bibi [Mr Netanyahu] and the Palestinians, if Israel and the Palestinians are happy - I'm happy with the one they like the best.

>>71238004
Grim

>>71238004
arse is a void

>>71238011
oh yeah lad, let me just walk in and plonk myself down in a seat shall I?

What if being a virgin into your 20s is counter culture?

>>71237969
Don't worry lad only 50 more years to go then you get another 10 where you slowly lose your personal independence and health then you die x

If it makes you feel better just think of it this way: your best and easiest years are behind you and it's all downhill from here

Quick reminder you're stuck with Bono now

>>71237989
not saying because there's less than 15 people who do it and I would get doxxed INSTANTLY

Business idea: autofellatio, but with a girl doing it not me

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>you now remember old memes

>>71238004
>oops, sorry anon, my arse prolapsed again and I've shit the bed

>>71237978
>pisstake
is that pronounced like shitake?

>>71238009
Sport Business is slightly less of a Deano degree

>>71238047
yeah?

>>71237989
English Language & Journalism

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https://oddshot.tv/s/GEPMcz

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>>71238083

>>71238111
Working at Tesco isn't so bad lad you get 10% off after being there 6 months, or is it 20?

>>71238104
yeah okay pal, don't know how you do things on the continent but here we actually value having something called manners

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>>71238083
They were shit

>>71238111
What? I said a large Americano, I haven't got all day

>>71238140
yeah, but they never seem to have every till being used, and the jobs at tesco will go INSTANTLY as soon as a position opens up

>>71238111
What's English Language like? I know of a foreign girl who does it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIe6H-YvXsA
Choon

Obviously it's shit long term but as a Saturday job when you're young Tesco is actually not that bad compared to McDonald's/clothes shops etc.

BASED ROBBEN, LADS.

Personal Development Idea: Actually read my course material in the recommended time frames instead of ignoring or skipping over large amounts and then having to study for 16 hours a day for two weeks before my assignment.

*looks around*
...
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE

have had very vivid very emotionally intense dreams the past 3 nights lads

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The degree you get only matters 50%.

The other 50% is what else you did in those 4 years of school.

Get an internship, a job, or other experiences. If your teacher invites you to some Job Fair, do it


t. someone who graduated and found no job, and now he's stuck getting his Masters

>>71237866
People I've known since we were wee lads in secondary school, who I've shared so many memories and laughs with, just deciding to up and fuck off from me for no reason whatsoever.

World of runts out there lad

>>71238271
Can't imagine myself working with food desu, I have enough problems with the 'CD when I'm alone.

>>71238290
interesting idea
I've left my last 3 assignments to the last minute and didn't enjoy it

>>71238271
mate I worked there for 2 years during 6th form and it was GOAT

Starting a new job in a few days lads. Gonna be working at a castle.

Lad I liked worked in Tesco.

>>71238345
Are you a tour guide?

>>71238034
>>71238042
>>71238085
STOP

>>71238317
this is true

>>71238317
Nah degree counts for way more than that

If you get a 3rd but did an internship and were the treasurer of the orienteering society you aren't gonna able to do a post grad or get on grad schemes as they require a 2.1 minimum

Is jayden a deano first name lads?

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/831514821174648833
Reminder that we are currently residing in the plane of reality in which J.K. Rowling tweets about PewDiePie being a fascist

is it hard to get diagnosed with aspergers? feel like my GP would fob me off and think i'm a hypochondriac

>>71237836
>>71238319
CZECHLAD!

>>71238290
Considering investing regular moderate blocks of time to this idea

>>71238365
wouldn't mind working at tesco

>>71238395
Sounds like the name of Deanos mate that can't function properly as an adult.

if you got anything lower than a 1st at uni you may as well not have bothered

anything lower than a 2.1 fucking kill yourself

>>71238409
not sure I like this 2bh

>>71238317
Actually it almost 100% comes down to what uni you go to

If your uni has no name recognition then 1)you won't meet many important people and 2)your résumé will get binned a lot because you went to some bumfuck school with poor academics so even you graduated with a 4.0 it doesn't mean a lot

>>71238317

your looks, personality and connections can override a shit degree

you could be the best qualified person but you will lose out to the 9/10 flirtatious blonde or the vice presidents nephew every time

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Got a £15 bonus at work today.

>>71238409
good

Just lie on your application and say you're a gay jewish transexual from scotland

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>>71238409
>writing a half-baked children's novel about witches and spells, somehow makes her a philosopher/political expert

really makes me think

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s10iNJ12TcAD

Never heard a single coherent or non-contradictory positive case for communism

>>71238447
Money never sleeps

>>71238395
Nah that's a step past deano

Get my bankers bonus at the end of the month lads

AMA

>>71238471
Just something to do innit

>>71238446
>your looks, personality and connections can override a shit degree

this can override no degree

charisma alone can make you successful

Hello lads :)

>>71238465
not a fan of her wee fantasy shite but she never claimed to be either of those you obese man

>>71238464
Umm sweetie you do know those are for statistical purposes only right.
Disabled category is the one that gives you an interview.

just found out that scottish autist twat from the sheffield meetup last month is pressing charges for assault
wtf

>>71238366

Nah. But I get to wear a black suit and stuff. Apparently the people who live here host events and such and they have a part of the castle that only they can access.

>>71238409
Moronic to think he's an actual fascist. The bellend just took things too far

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>>71238469
ah yes

>>71238532
So you're the butler for the rape dungeon?

>>71238445
This. It also depends on what degree you do, obviously. Job markets are extremely different depending on the specialisation.

You will need more connections if you studied fucking accounting or some generic deano degree

>pewdiepie goes on a site where people do things for $5
>asks them to hold a sign saying "death to all Jews" just to see if they'd actually do it
>suddenly pewdiepie is a fascist racist neo-nazi

Fucking pathetic

heard the local sex dungeon hired a new lad, can't wait for him to break me in. Going to bring my best ball-gag on his first day

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>>71238527
She implies it


I doubt the bimbo even knows what fascism is

>omg...he said something about Jews?

>>71238591
He revealed his power level.

Just for a moment, but it was enough.

He's done

>>71238560

Quite possibly. The job was called "Operations team" so that could really mean anything 2bh. I just hope that the castle is haunted at least.

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reminder: don't even TRY and talk to women

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ahh yes, the grime generation

>>71238607
Do you?

Anyone that opposes mass immigration is a FASCIST!!!!

>>71238607
calais is like 2000 darkies while ur country has 70 millions of them you pardner crawl in a hole before i do your skull in

>>71238626
lets see your banker bonus stop this one, bankie boy!

>>71238579
Depends on where you studied accounting though as the Big 4 recruit all of their accountants from certain unis

>>71238622
>operations team

Ah. You're a bouncer to keep the homeless and pissed students out

>atheists only argument is "lol ur childish lol tooth fairy santa etc"

S C R E E C H I N G

being a fascist, lads

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the hare krishna gf

>>71238591
he was working for disney, he would have been briefed by their lawyers on what was expected and he fucked up. thats just life, people dont pay you generally when you do shit that makes them look bad.

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*approaches you*

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*does a listen*

>>71238666
Most 'white' French people are darker than north Africans

Dying in one punch would be a suitable way for me to leave this world desu.

tooth fairy and santa dindu nuffin.

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>>71238727

>>71238737
ah yes you have visited the entire country of France
twat

wtf lads some man leapt in front of the tube im shaking

>>71238691
Who is this Harry chrishna?

>dying from one punch

Lmao you could punch me for the rest of eternity and I still wouldn't go down

>>71238685

I hope I get to bash students at my new job 2bh

>>71238786
tube of what?

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>the tooth fairy doesnt exist

business idea: move to a different country then demand they give you free stuff

>>71238666
Your country will literally be extinct by the next generation. Lol. French penises don't work anymore. You need to keep importing migrants.

Something like 75% of children born in France are from African or Middle-Eastern origin.

>>71238780
I have visited Paris. I have never seen so many interracial couples. White French ladies walked around with black men, like the men were their toys.

I even saw one married French lady flirting with a black man on the subway. They left together. Really makes me wonder what they went to do next.

hello lads

>>71238780
Visited a large portion of France tbqh, also mummy and daddy have a house in the Dordogne x

>>71238799
*punches you in the right spot once and you keel over and die*

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The Godfather is overrated desu

>>71238833
ah yes the eternal afro-american

>>71238859
Seen it, it's shit, will never understand why people make a big deal about it.

have never watched Fight Club, las

Dick hasn't been hard for months. Should I cut it off?

No point in having it anymore

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going to curl up in bed with a hot chocolate and watch the new gibiASMR

>>71238896
>gibi

fag

>>71238896
Really like this image

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what would the world be like if this never happened?

ASMR was a mistake

why is it that the wealthier people get on the whole they tend to stop having children?

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philistine here
why do the upper classes obsess over classical music? i agree that modern music usually has very basic melodies if any at all but i dont see anything wrong with folk music

>>71238893
Are you on any pills.

I've reduced my beta blocker dosage and now I'm starting to actually get erections without touching my cock now.

arsenal penalty boys

>>71238946

their patrician brains are able to appreciate it

>>71238893
are you on SSRIs?

>>71238896

>gibiasmr

good taste

>>71238941
Don't need to keep having that many. You dont need an army of kids working in Apple's sweatshop to bring in money for food, and your ids are less likely to die from poverty so you don't need to plan for replacing them

>>71238946
caring about melodies and sheet of paper when talking about music wont get you anywhere
just listen to free jazz

erm i said hello

>>71238946
>folk music

You mean actual folk music or 'twat strumming at a guitar' 'folk'?

fucking hell alexis

>players protesting against a decision
Literally what's the point? The ref isn't going to change his mind

>>71238985
>>71238896
Gibi is pleb entry tier

can you imagine if you'd never found 4chan lads?

where would you be in life?

i'd somehow be even lonelier probably

>>71238998
this is false if you're talking about islam

in the UK they still have 7-8 kids each for a reason

>>71239007
jazz is ear cancer

>>71238626
exactly what normies deserve

>>71238977
>>71238960
I'm on no medication at all. I have depression, though. I'm guessing that's what's causing it

>>71239039
fetch a rope

>>71239016
actual folk
i love hungarian and romanian traditional folk

>>71239019
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-38971750

They all have brain damage from heading the ball too much

>>71239038
lol no they don't, their fertility rate is 3.1

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>>71238805
The metro

>>71238834
>he thinks this is a good post to add to the rich /brit/ collection
>he posts "hello lads" and expects others to even summon a molecule of care to read his post

>>71238934

can't imagine how unreal being a passenger on that plane must have felt in the final seconds. Imagine the view from the window. It would have been dreamlike.

>>71238998
you need to perpetuate the species some how

white people aren't magically going to keep existing

>>71239019
i remember once podolski scored a freekick, ref disallowed it for whatever reason, players went mental and ref ended up changing his mind and letting it stand

>>71239038
They're getting fewer with every generation, though

>>71238934
lol how many planes were there on 9/11

>>71239073
fake news

Smells a bit in here x

>>71239102
None, it was an inside job

@71239080

did not read this post

9/11 was a hologram just like the moon is

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>>71239136

>>71239093
Good

>>71239136
Iqbal

>BAYERN POONICH

>>71239021

>doesn't share his supposedly patrician asmr taste

stop making stuff up, gibi is better than most

>>71239102
911

>>71239019
Everton's disallowed goal against Stoke was overturned when the lads literally gangraped the ref

about to do my first poo on french soil

>>71239268
Pajeet

>>71239268
alri sanjeev

>>71239268
in my mouth please x

>>71239208
It's entry tier because it's enjoyable to start with but you then get desensitised to light stuff like her and have to move down the rabbit hole

If you try to move down the rabbit hole before getting desensitised it just sounds grating and horrible

>there's a patel in this thread

can definately smell curry

>>71239279
>>71239280
runtmind
@308
fuck off

>>71239317
That's extrememely racist

My name is panjeet, thank you

ITT: Rakesh.

indians are integrated rorkes who hate muslims

my name is not panjeet, thank you

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>>71239325
we've caught a live Yogesh lads

>>71239367
indians are probably the GOAT out of all the dirty skin races.

>>71239372
t. Muhammad Abdul Saliki Faliki Daliki Muhammed Khalib bin Mosda al-twatsachi

milkys are trigged again i see

poojeet

Doing a look up Israel on /r/askhistorians so I can get the real facts not some biased /pol/ info

>>71239455
>>71239455
>>71239455

>>71238896
>be at work
>manager says to me "hey bro, I always see you staring off as you're working, what are you thinking about..."
>[had Hitler not slept through d-day, gave more control to his generals, stationed more Tigers and Me's near Normandy and not stationed old men, children, and conscripts on the beachhead, Rommel actually challenged Patton in Africa, Italy actually did their job, and Russia wasn't so fucking cold in Winter, you wouldn't be standing here giving me orders you fucking kike]