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Lift weights edition
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Cricket > Anime
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*posts*
hmm
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fuck this thread and the horses you rode on in
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I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
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* > Anime
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>swedish cunt trying to threadsplit /brit/
hmmm think the janitor will be interested in this
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what is it about anime that attracts social outcasts?
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Gonna get a pipe.
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bit odd that humans bred a lean, relatively thin breed of dogs into these behemoths
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>>71223797
Indeed, what is it about subcultures that attracts outcasts.
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>>71223803
i could heem that cunt easily
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bit odd that yanks survived natural selection
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>>71223803
pitbulls are cool
lurchers though, lurchers are the best dogs
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>>71223803
Or you could just buy a pure AmStaff and get that tall lean yet still fit as fuck non-nigger Pitbull.
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post greaters
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bit tired now desu
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>>71223797
a lot of comedy/slice of life animees put eveyrthing over the top and use bright colours and all that to appeal to the target audience (kids)
naturally people with unironic autism like a lot of that stuff too
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>>71223814
don't understand what you're getting at
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>>71223816
don't beat pits m8
one because it's a fucked up thing to do
two because he could fit your head in his mouth

>>71223825
very interesting coat on them, haven't had a chance to interact with one yet

>>71223834
I don't dislike AmStaffs but most of them you see in my area are just pit mixes with a staffy label so you can own them in apartments with pit bans.
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> I haven't had a computer in over a year
Might get the ol' 'top so I can get back into autism simulators.
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>>71223869
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>>71223911
>haven't had a chance to interact with one yet
here's mine
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Bit dead innit lads
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>>71224006
like your soul
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Hello. My name is Nigel Fromage. Makes my bones grow strongerer, outside off the EU
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american churches are fucking mad uno

why do you need all this to pray
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>>71224037
there's a megachurch even bigger than this near me

i've never been but i want to go just to see what it's like

apparently they get over 50k people
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doing a tiredness

night
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>>71224067
>apparently they get over 50k people
Mental that there's this many people who believe in a magic sky wizard.
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Think my Siege lobby is full of actual retards rn ngl

anybody want to play? (ps4)
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>>71224090
i don't think it's so much about jesus but more about being a part of something bigger than yourself
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which cl game is /brit/ watching
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Doing a prayer, ngl.

DESIGNATED islamic prayer closet at work.
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>>71223925
You are obsessed with your alter ego. Stop it...
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>>71224103
>being a part of something bigger than yourself

like your family?
or friendship group?
or nation?
or species?

but no, people need oppressive bronze age fairy tales to feel connected. what a farce.
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So I walk into a bar, look at a girl, she looks and me and smiles, I smile back, then what

Explain to an actual unironic aspie
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>>71224135
> alter ego
Ummmh... no.
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>>71224157
sometimes life goes wrong and you don't have anyone to turn to for help
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>>71224172
then you fuck
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>>71224172
pull your willy out
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>>71224212
im still waiting for god or jesus to show up and provide that help

religion seems to made up of people seeking help but never getting any. perhaps no one is listening to their prayers.
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>>71224119
It is not. I'm too busy suffering at my boring life.
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>>71224172
ask her to buy you a drink
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>When the filter still works even after it changed its name
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>>71224258
> filter
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>>71224172
You walk over to her with as much swagger as you can muster and lean in to whisper in her ear one of two things
a) alri love? where u been all my life
b) got my cock out (pic related)
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>>71224103
>something bigger than yourself
must be tricky for Americans hahahaha
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>>71224172
deck her
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>>71224282
lol
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21 references for a 1500 word essay

probably a bit much eh?
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WANT TO FUCKING SAVOUR SOME MEAT
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>>71224325
Post your essay
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>>71224332
gotchu covered
*THUNK*
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>>71224339
not finished yet
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>>71224353
let us finish it
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the absolute state of me

looking for fun in all the wrong places

I'm an absolute basket case at the minute lads
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pipe to pipe bushman
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got all the right junk in all the right places 2bh
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have a stomach ache for some reason
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>>71224414
funny how 'lineker' sounds close to 'vinegar' which plays a major role in the 'salt and vinegar' flavouring duo found in crisps

lineker should never have gone into football. he's a crisp man through and through
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>>71224378
appreciate the offer but i dont think you could give much to the project
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never had a girl show interest in me
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>>71224469
What's it on
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is it just me or has /brit/ gotten very dry over the years

it was so full of passion and sexual energy back in 2013 or so but now everybody seems so jaded
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hello sydney
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>>71224504
because everyone is a miserable cunt that comes here to post the same things day in day out, its boring now but i'm too far in to quit
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my name Isobel
married to myself
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>>71224504
its still pretty moist
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my name Isobel
Isobel Necessaryonabicycle
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note to self: don't say bicycle on /brit/
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>>71224469
bit rude
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Okay lads, popped by the ol' 'bacconists and got a moist 'matic.

Should I wait till I get home to smoke my first bowl, or light up at the transit centre benches?

It's a pretty warm -1° this morning with minimal gust.
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he needs to stop
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>>71224504
i have noticed a real deficit - pardon the pun - in slags in recent weeks
dont even see celebrity posting or commies or nuffin
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my nose feels like it's been punched
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>>71224783
He'll be out by the end of the year
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wish i was dead
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>>71224784
what pun
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>>71224783
looool is my man turning on the fbi
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>>71224817
>leftists unironically believe this
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just woke up somewhere I didn't recognise, lamped the first blonde twat I saw and ran home
I'm knackered
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>>71224845
>everyone is a leftist xdd
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ive eaten TOOOOO MUCH CHOCOLATE!!!! IM GOING CRAZYYYYY HYPER!!!!! BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS
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>>71224845
>drumpf is a joke candidate
>drumpf will never win iowa
>drumpf will never defeat hillary
>d-drumpf will be impeached by the end of the year
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>>71224880
only leftists are stupid enough to believe in impossible ideals and dreams
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>>71224880
>le radical centrist meme
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Lads.
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> only LEEEFTEESTS beeleeeeve in THEEENGS!
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>>71224922
Why is it impossible, Jamal?

>>71224927
What the fuck are you talking about?
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really activates the neutrons
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>>71224964
Anarcho-Radical-Centrism desu
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Exhausted
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>tfw virgin
>the key to breaking my virginity is hidden behind just two or three layers of fabric no more than a few millimetres thick on every woman I see in public
hmmmmmm
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It's just a joke I'm not actually that stupid
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>>71225031
no, the key is the area of your brain that is missing
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>>71225001
4 3 5 2 1
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>>71224555
H-hey
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>virgin
stopped reading there
fuck off to /britfeel/
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what internet provider do you have /brit/? im currently on virgin
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/brit/ is a subnormie and abnormie general.
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>>71225102
Shan't be taking one nanosecond out of my life to take notice of one pixel of this post
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>>71225139
i'm on your mum mate hahahahahahahah
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>red stars
didn't bother reading
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What the fuck is going on in Yankland right now lads?
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if you were famous, would you edit your own wikipedia page?
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>>71225170
a lot of things i imagine. are you stupid?
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you just replied to it you fucking phimosis mong

>>71225148
umm no this is for failed and fringe normies
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>>71225171
yes to increase my height
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one time i got in a facebook fight about religion because i was a christfag at the time but now i'm an atheist

cringe every time i remember it
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>>71225031
alri future rapist
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>the state of phimosis mong's life

what a pathetic sack of shite.
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i'm not normie enough for /brit/, or abnormie enough for /britfeel/, what kind of normie am i? where should i go?
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/brit/ is a general for lads who are normie enough to have a gf but are awkward around her friends
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>>71225226
alri
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wjhat sthis phimosis stuff
is there an Australian Poster who has a smelly baby cock
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wish i was a girl so i could be short and get away with it
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>>71225246
>>>/out/
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got gum disease

i'm fulfilling my patriotic duty
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>>71225226
I've genuinely considered it before, went as far as scouting where would be the best place to do it, but I'm 5'7'' and not very fit so I decided against it in the end
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>>71225274
*shoots you in the mouth*
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anarcho-normie
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wish i was a girl but still 6' so I could emasculate manlets

>captcha: short calle
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>>71225246
probably here
it's not for turbonormies
>>71225251
no its for lads who have casual sex but are too weird to get into a relationship
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>>71225254
alri
>>71225284
kill yourself my man
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wish phimosis would sod off
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all australians should be killed
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>>71225312
no it isn't, you lot are boring as
uhh uni, uhh I do drugs, uhh grime
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a roadman I am
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uhh grime
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phimosis = unironic stalker

more fucked in the head than poley
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been told to kill myself so that's just what I think I'll do
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phimolad is alright
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>>71225370
>uhh I do drugs, uhh grime
all me haha
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watching beavis and shithead
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Drinking a beer in the sun lads.
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>>71225406
he's a turtleneck wearing carrot dicked mong lad
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>>71225416
It wasn't warm enough for you inside
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uhh drinking a beer uhh the sun
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>have phimosis
>dont do anything about it
>just cry about it on the internet

what an intelligent chap
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>>71225423
he browses 4chan and is a real human bean just like me
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gf just said I need to sort out our visas since she did all the flight and hotel booking
turns out we don't even need one haha get in
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sounds of the sir
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why do people get phimosis
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>>71225472
do you have phimosis and a turtleneck too?
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>>71225506
yes
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howling at rugby runts who think their sport deserves more respect than shitty yank hand egg

They're the same sport with different uniforms
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...
...
alri lads
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>>71225534
hello~
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>>71225504
runty anxious pathetic children who were too scared to touch their own cock
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phimosis is a serious disease

you shouldn't make fun of people who have it
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>>71225534
alri mate, bet your hips don't lie haha
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>>71225504
Allah wills it brother

>>71225520
Rugby league > rugby union 2bh
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>>71225554
not making fun genuinely curious
so it just happens if you dont wank enough as a bairn? how do you fix it
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>trump does literally anything
>media criticises it to pieces

when will they realise that all they're doing is maing themselves look like idiots?
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>>71225554
Couldn't agree more
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glKyBYgVqIA

me
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>not having phimosis
lmaoing at your life

it's a nice permanent covering that keeps the head of your cock nice and juicy
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>>71225423

turtle aint post here no more

phimosis is here RIGHT NOW
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>>71225544
Hi! what's your gimmick?

>>71225555
they do haha
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>>71225577
To be fair he's going completely mental at the moment. I agree he gets unfairly criticised a lot but right now he's coming across like a nutter.
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only dirty bastards who don't wash their cock get phimosis
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>>71225594
there is only one bruce on /brit/ lad. he has phimosis and a turtleneck and is called jordan knight.
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>>71225602
name a good colombian dish pls
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TPPで肉が安く買えるようになると思ってたんだが
一体これからどうなるの?
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>all the 'aussies' are just one phimo samefag
i can believe it
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gimmick idea: pretend all the auscunts here are one person called jordan
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>>71225644
nice gimmick
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>>71225644
nyaruhodo
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>>71225602
dont have one
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Justin Trudeau is the Joey Essex of the political world.

Very cute, sweet and lovable, but ultimately a fucking useless thicko that says stupid things far too often.

Very shaggable, but would be an annoying bf
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>>71225647
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>>71225644
and a ching ching nip nong to you too
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>>71224067
I would go to one, it actually seems like a lot of fun. Do they do that whole speaking in tongues and rolling around the floor pretending to be possessed by demons kind of thing?
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jordan doesnt have phimosis surely
he came across so normal
and whats this about turtlenecks
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>people actually still post my gimmick after more than 4 years

runts the lot of you
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>>71225258
no one was even talking about me wtf??
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>>71225702
>replying to a 1+ hour old post
kys
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>>71225716
xx
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i am NOT the virgin who considers raping chicks
i mean i can't even consider it with my dick it'd probably hurt too badly
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>>71225634
>bandeja paisa
>sancocho
>arepas rellenas (ignore venezuelans trying to claim it for themselves)

>>71225670
So you pretend to have no gimmicks ? Nice gimmick!

I wish I had a really funny one like the french on /sp/ when they chant >oui instead of >we
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>>71224469
Tfw I can get away with 15 references for 2000 words. Not a runt degree either.
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I don't know why I didn't take up smoking earlier.

It looks cool and feels GREAT.

Not cigarettes though.

Those are for absolute months.
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>>71225750
does phimosis stop you having sex
what happens if you pull your foreskin down
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imaging having phimosis (an easily treated condition) and doing literally nothing about it and just happy to wallow in your own self-absorbed misery. what a pathetic piece of shit. the worthless parasite needs to fucking off himself asap.
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>>71225791
mine probably would because its quite severe
but sometimes i think its so severe that it could go in without pulling it back
i don't know really i don't know how tight the average fanny is
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>>71225750

online stalking then
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>when a lesbian midget with a fat arse is interested in how your dick works
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tim really likes appletiser
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>>71225662
was perpetrating that one a while ago
Mr knight asked me to stop on facebook though haha
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>>71225833
patrician taste
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>make an interesting post
>the runts are too busy chatting bollocks about their weird penises

honestly, /brit/ doesn't deserve me
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>>71225757
ty
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gimmick idea: construct an exciting conspiracy whereby, in the first /brit/ thread made after 6pm today, which shall bear the words "BBC edition," we all:
1. refuse to post as the 5th poster in that thread, and
2. flame the shit out of that 5th poster as a lover of Big Black Cock, who, if all goes to plan, will have no idea what the fuck is going on
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>>71225705
they are 3 different people
this is turtlemong
ffs josie keep up
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http://thetab.com/uk/glasgow/2017/02/14/get-girlfriend-glasgow-uni-13450?utm_source=studentxpost&utm_medium=university&utm_campaign=xpost
LADS
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>>71225849
because you're a boring cunt
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>>71225833
Why is Tim such a mong?
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>>71225833
where does tim get his money?
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>>71225862
yes i am fully on board with this

*promptly forgets*
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i remember the first time i peeled back my foreskin when i was 12

it was weird, thought i'd ripped my dick or something because the head was extremely sensitive to touch

nowadays i can barely get any feeling through my calloused willy at all
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>phimosis
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>>71225892
trust fund
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>>71225825
don't really know anyone to stalk
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circumcision is the ONLY cure for phimosis
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Literally forced to move out at 19 because my mum started walking around the house with her god awful saggy tits out because she was suddenly in tune with nature and free from social norms. She watered the garden topless too
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>>71225803
>>71225803
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSPAPOUU0U
choon and i will NOT stop posting it until someone acknowledges it
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>>71225858
うちのカメはこうやって野菜を与えてるよ
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have phimo too, its not that bad though, i'm a virgin mary but i dont think it would affect sex
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>>71225929
would move back in if my mum done that
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>>71225862
what happens if the thread is made at 5:45 and the clock passes 6pm within the thread
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can people with phimosis have sex?
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>>71225895
Did it when I was maybe 6-8 and just a slight breeze would make me keel over haha
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>>71225953
what do you fucking think, you twat, perhaps exactly what he said would happen?
christ
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>>71225931
seen the funny letters and click off it desu
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>>71225963
it would be extremely painful
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>>71225963
never tried
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Our turtle does this way and gives vegetables
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>>71225978
its decent though
i like russia and russians
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>>71225953
First thread MADE AFTER 6pm.

Next thread would be "BBC edition."
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C h a r i s m a
U n i q u e n e s s
N e r v e
T a l e n t
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>>71225928
For many it simply goes away with time, and of there's also stretching (though it's something you have to keep doing).

There are severe cases where the ol' *snibbty* *snib* is the only solution.
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>>71225814
what happens if you pull it back all the way

>>71225826
>fat arse
fightin words

>>71225867
im clearly far behind on the meta
what happened to ed?
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post high quality instrumental grime
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>>71226012
alri donald
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>mfw /leftpol/ is still trying to turn /int/ into cucks
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feel like i've encountered a disproportionate numer of people with phimosis on the 'chon
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>>71225906

thought you'd been hacking social media accounts and that
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>>71226064
are they all pathetic losers like you?
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>>71226064
people with phimosis generally shy away from social situations because they are scared about any intimate contact with a female
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>I freely admit to browsing /pol/ outside of /pol/
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>>71226064
reckon they're all actually just stuck at that stage when you're like 13 and you roll it back like Asda price for the first time but they've gone through with it
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>mfw /pol/ is still trying to turn /int/ into cucks
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>>71226060
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what's the best endz in london
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>>71226107
obviously I meant NOT gone through with it, fuck off no fuck off you know what I mea-mate seriously, you knew fuck off don't give me that
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>>71226039
i unironically cannot
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>>71226123
explain
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>Being anti-this must mean you're pro-that
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>>71226136
the bell endz
haha
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i could beat peter hitchens in a physical fight and i could beat christopher hitchens in a battle of wits, especially now hes dead
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>>71226107
remember this. scared the hell out of me, no one told me it was a thing. thought i was going to peel my knob.
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>>71226079
oh i attempted once but got nowhere
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>>71226148
yeah but what WOULD happen
would it rip like easter egg foil
have you ever tried to just yank it down? maybe its just being stubborn
>>
fixed my phimosis but now I have a short frenulum to deal with

it's just one problem after another
>>
Used to run around the local swimming pool showers showing everyone my purple thing.

Regret
>>
>>71226154
>gif
fuck off
>>
>>71226211
better than phimosis
>>
>>71226197
i imagine if i applied enough force the foreskin would just tear and cause me a lot of pain
>>
Anyone else got a life full of nothing but regrets? haha
>>
>>71226150
They want you to worship Trump, never question his judgment, and praise dated authoritarian ways of government that only erode individuality and will. How is that not being a cuk?
>>
>>71226260
>How is that not being a cuk?
because you're not watching another man shag your wife
>>
>>71226239
what have you got to lose?
>>
>>71226239
well you wont know until you try will you
stop fannying about, i want to see results
not literally of course lol i dont want to see your rubbish willy
>>
>>71226260
individuality is a meme
>>
>>71226185

must have mistook you for someone else

my apologies for previous abuse
>>
did you lads have a good shag with the missus last night for v-day?
>>
>being too frightened to pull back your foreskin as a kid
cannot imagine being this runtish. i guess it explains the rest of your shit life though.
>>
>>71226295
virgin day was alright, had a few wanks and some alcohol
>>
>>71224037
me in the bottom left
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>>71226260
>They want you to worship Trump
>He thinks /pol/ see's Trump as the end game
>>
this phimosis cretin is even too scared to reply to posts that take the piss. what an absolute drongo.
>>
what happens if you pull normal foreskin all the way down and like keep pulling
would you just skin your nob completely
>>
>>71226273
>>71226287
And being gleeful at someone shagging your individual rights is not a sign of cuckoldry?

>>71226314
What's the endgame then?

>>71226306
this
>>
>>71226275
my willy doesn't cause me any pain currently
just gets a bit itchy every so often
>>
>>71226295
Nah mate just got another year marked off on my V-card haha
>>
wish i was rich and famous so i could do shit like this and get away with it
>>
>>71226295
did actually, yeah
she wore this little pink thing with suspenders, put my willy in her mouth for a bit, made her cum 3 times then spaffed on her crotch
>>
you boys are so silly

x
>>
>>71226369
sounds romantic
>>
>>71226343
what posts im not really paying attention so unless it had a (You) i probably glossed over it
>>
have tae piss but donnae feel like getting up
>>
>>71226355
stop being such a fucking baby, just because /pol/ wants you to support trump doesnt mean you have to, grow a fucking pair you third world cunt

also individuality harms the collective, which is objectively more important
>>
>>71226246

Yeah. 27 year old NEET KV. Wasted years at uni for a shit degree. Time passed so quickly. I'd kill to be 18 again.
>>
>>71226346
imagine doing it with your clitoral hood, same diff
>>
>>71226364
Which one is Ceelo Green and which one is Gnarls Barkley?
>>
>>71226260
there is nothing out of the ordinary with how trump is handling things
>>
>>71226346
would snap the banjo string
>>
>>71226364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHWVbc50XLM
>>
>>71226355
Western leaders that support segregation, or a civil war.

There is no other way this ends my sewage skinned pal.
>>
phimo turtleneck
>>
>>71226408
>>71226424
*turns to camera* ay ay ay! la epidermo es el rendissimo!
>>
>>71226246
i tried so hard to not have regrets that i ended up regretting not having tried anything lmao
>>
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type 1 here

t. phimomong
>>
any bangers lads
>>
glad I don't have an ugly fucked up willy
>>
Wouldn't mind giving this so called life thing another go.
>>
>>71226415
aren't they the same thing
>>
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>>71226501
>>
>>71226494
got a number 10
>>
>>71226501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYyPqme2wZU
>>
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>>71226494
alri spud
>>
>>71226494
Mine is like the bottom left but I can pull it back a bit further, desu it would be pretty easy to get rid of if I could be arsed stretching every day.
>>
> website originally for discussion about Japanese cartoons and video games
> now a phimosis support network
Wow. 4chan has really moved on.
>>
>>71226397
>individuality harms the collective, which is objectively more important
>>
>>71226494
Type 12 master race here
>>
>>71226501
just the one mate
*bangs your skull off the bitumen to the background sound of bang bang by Cher*
>>
>>71226577
is that image supposed to mean something?
>>
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anything other than 12 and you should be considering castration
>>
>>71226501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF_EFu5g7ps
>>
Why is phimosis so strongly correlated with autism?
>>
>>71226594
Don't you know who that is?
>>
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>250 word essay due Friday
>haven't even started yet
>>
got a smelly willy

been smelly since i was about 14 (10 years ago)

i wash it everday

too embarassaed to go to the doctors
>>
>>71226611
autists are too stupid to fix their easily treated problems
>>
>>71226420
Well, he is clumsy and hot-headed.

>>71226459
And why would you want any of those?
>>
>>71226614
should i?
>>
>>71226632
try drying your bellend after you wash it retard
>>
>>71226558
Dr. Phil got this girl turned out on a trailer park tick

Cheap dye nasty nails and fake brows in a rental Rolly lawwwwd she'll be on ice in a couple years watch
>>
>>71226656
how about i kick your teeth down your throat, you hideous paki?
>>
>>71226611
same gene probably
>>
>>71226652
>Well, he is clumsy and hot-headed.
he really isn't
>>
>>71226681
or just do what i said retardo
>>
>>71226702
>>71226702
>>71226702
>>71226702

new
>>
>>71226654
If you want to discuss individual rights vs the rights of the "collective" (leader claiming to represent the collective) to impose it's will on the individual, then you should listen to what Jordan Peterson has to say. He is a professor.
>>
>>71226746
>He is a professor.
yeah well i browse an anonymous anime imageboard
>>
>>71226833
Maybe he does that as well.
>>
>>71226718
Fuck off Mahmoud
>>
>>71226415
They're the same. GB is a duo and Ceelo Green is just him.
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