/cum/

>le war xD edition
fuck no

>>71217216
one of the only i haven't played tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrLqEwzJys0

>>71217216
Last decent call of Dookie

I want an East Slav gf.

>>71217232
>triggered by WWII vidya

Flashbacks to the zero casualties that one Mexican unit suffered in WWII?

What's up with American humor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZoKUlN9urg

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goodnight /cum/

*does secret /cum/ handshake*

No way in hell is my state almost 7 percent Asian.

>>71217255
Pretty good game, even though it has tons of hackers and it introduced the bane of local multiplayer that is Nazi Zombies. Recently (5 years) everyone forgot how to operate bolt actions and semi autos so everyone runs around with BARs and FG42s.

>>71217289
He would get rekt by a french show hostesse

>>71217301
That includes various kinds of Pajeets and Filipinos.

>>71217317
Weren't most bolt action guns in call of Dookie one hit kills? I may be thinking far back like cod 3

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>>71217250
rate finnbro

>>71217283
I don't even care about WW2 2bh pal

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*drinks piss*
bro bugs are a regular ingredient in cuisine across the world
*washes ass with oatmeal soap*
eating dogs is just sick
*looks up human placenta recipes*
those are our pets man

>>71217317
i think the last cod mp i played was cod4, last cod i ever bought too
fuck dedicated servers

>>71217301
Yes, now bend over.

>>71217297
Dr. Pavel?

>>71217343
t. country that was irrelevant in ww2

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>>71217306
Couldn't agree more.

>>71217351
It's secret. Delete this post.

>>71217336
Yeah, still are 1-2 hit kills, but only old fans and quickscopers use them now.

>>71217340
youre alright

>>71217379
Women were bred like dogs too but lately the leash is a little too long.

>>71217370
i only care about spain and croatia when it comes to europe

>>71217336
FAL was true patrician rifle.

>>71217343
>not remembering the 201 Squadron helped liberate the Flips
Triste!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvq31rYSkhQ

>>71217380
Did I do it?

TAKE
A
LOOK
AT
THESE
HANDS

>>71217340
what movie is that in the bottom left of the movie section?

>>71217399
Can't quite disagree with you there, bud.

>>71217429
perfect blue
>>71217397
thanks bud

>>71217340
This is the most generic "good anime taste" I've ever seen.

I mean you even included Nichijou, jesus.

Please tell me this is bait.

>>71217468

bad dubs!

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Buds

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>>71217483
Sad!

>>71217467
but its the only anime i actually like though fuck you

give me recs

sometimes i like to imagine myself in a Caribbean island surfing and drinking to the sunset

>>71217340
More than half of this is good, at a glance.

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>>71217415
desu, I think I ruined my game, I went into chapter 14 and fought the optional level 72 thing and wasted all my heal-y's. Took about 2 hours to beat the king behemoth and am stuck on ifreet. Of course you can't go back, and I only had autosaves from the previous chapter so they're gone. J U S T

YOU MAY
FIND
YOURSELF
BEHIND THE WHEELS
OF
A
LARGE
AUTOMOBILE

>>71217516
AND YOU
MAY
FIND
YOURSELF
LIVING IN A
SHOTGUN
SHACK

What is more normie: Liking post 2013 CoD or sports games?

>>71217498
You don't actually like Nichijou.
No one actually likes Nichijou.
You just put it on your 3x3 because you saw other people doing it. It's signaling.

>>71217530
different levels

>>71217514
>not saving your game at every chance
Disgusted with you tbqhwyfam. It's like you've never played any games at all.
Anyway. I'd say set it to easy and you should be okay. Ardyn is actually not a difficult fight, if you had items ifreet wouldn't be bad either, but you can do it on easy. if you can't then I don't know what to say.

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>>71217544

>>71217530
sports

>>71217498
Toradora
Meme of galactic heroes
Macross plus: do you believe in love
Golden boy
Flap flippers
Spase dando
Meme shit like bebop and dandy

>>71217506
Those free drinks at resorts will kill you.

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>>71217544
This
It's also annoying that people like you think you're cool for using comepletely contextless screencap crops to represent a show

I mean you dont have to include the title and everything and completely spoonfeed idiots but at least show the fucking main character asswad

>realize why i fucked up my supper
>tried to mince 3 heads of garlic instead of 3 bulbs
woops

>>71217340
4.5/5
black lagoon is the only one i wouldnt agree, though its been like 2 years since i saw it so cant say for sure

>>71217498
>>71217583
Also, legend of fujiko mine.

>>71217632
i mean 3 cloves

>>71217597
I never take free stuff specially if I don't know the person.

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my name is yogi bear

>>71217645
Brack rangoon is solid.

>>71217645
black lagoon is probably my least favourite anime on the list, might replace it with SAC or ergo proxy

>>71217648
>>71217583
thanks bud

big jewish noses on girls are underrated desu

Goodnight queefs

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rate or hate buds

>>71217666
dont like jojo? stardust is my personal favorite

>>71217604
i included all the main characters except like FLCL and akira which are famous as fuck, shut the fuck up

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>>71217494
Deportable

zdrastwe tovarichi! shto ti djelech par crasnaja strana Rossiya?

>>71217700
Yes, yes.

>>71217688
yeah in stupid pretentious artsy poses

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>>71217676
4/5
>>71217680
never watched jojo
>>71217700
checked (2x)

>>71217676
Kill yourself you fucking faggot.

Rate my animes

Pic related

>>71217729
0/8

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>>71217709
sorry is not kawaii uggu enough for you senpai

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>>71217710
give it a shot
its not for everyone though

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>>71217713
i dont say this very often but that was honestly pretty rude of you

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>>71217216
>tfw qt girl flirting with me at uni today
>tfw to low self steem to even think about trying a move

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>>71217768
Hahaha

>>71217768
give her your number for whatsapp or something
so if she does not add you, you lose nothing
you wont be shot down for asking for number

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>tfw /cum/ beast gets bitches

>>71217809
like on a piece of paper or something and say the magic words that are used in finnish dating rituals

moi pitaa menna - which translates to bye i have to go

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good night /cum/

>>71217819
alumyei moouyei

/cum/ discord v1.01
https://discord.gg/UUWwJ

>>71217842
nn

Some said it was in Greenland and some say Mexico

>haven't had a good meal since friday
>prime rib roast on sale for $6.50
>going to buy one and cook half tomorrow

>>71217909
>tfw I went to a chinese restaurant with some firends for an all you can eat buffet
>i'm sick now because it was snowing and my bus didn't come
>have to write an exam tomorrow

I should simply stay at home the week before the tests.

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>/cum/ slowing down for bedtime

>>71217216
Old call of duty games were the shit
Call of Duty 3 was one of the best games about WW2 I've ever played

whachu listenings goys
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xwqcyW1IHg

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we Boar Shaman now

can mage builds use miracles like force/WOTG, or is it taboo?

>>71217666
First season of paranoia agent is dank af.

>tfw you spend hours reminiscing about jobs you had in the past and how you enjoyed them and what you would say if you were explaining them to someone who never did it/were training them and then you snap out of it and realize you're on 4chan

>>71218008
Are you that guy hitting too close to home?
You seem like him.

>>71218036
Unironically the best post I've read here in weeks. Thanks for making my day when there's five minutes left to midnight.

aw fug, were we posting animu 3x3's?

>>71218036
you may be thinking of the gay anime LARP posters

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>>71218000
>boar head
>mage
HUUTISTA
wheres your zweihandler
git gud lol

>>71218084
I'm absolutely not.
>>71218062
We all might make it, brah.

>>71218112

I always go big daddy

I wanted to try magics only for a change

but I always run out of spells, so I have to fall back on a dagger/longsword. I dont know if force is allowed for mages though since theyre for clerics

>>71218133
dont know about magics, but some people play the game with only pyromancery

doesnt increasing attunement increase time amout of times you can cast?

>>71218173

it lets you use MORE spells, but not more of just 1 spell

I think

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>COD WaW
Now that's some nostalgia.
multiplayer online with buds during the golden age was god tier.
Hounds, sniper duels, ebin shittalk on the mic. Now the only active community is some " hardcore - 'crouch only' " servers on PC. (crouch only?)
Really is the shits that they don't many WWII shooters anymore. Not good ones that will sell well, at least. Tacticool shooters don't interest me like historical ones do.

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Hmmm

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:3

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>rolls behind you
>! BLOOD LOSS !
>walks away

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>>71218234
Good post desu

Whats /cum/ watching/listening/reading/playing tonight?

>>71218234
>2008 game
>now that's some nostalgia

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>>71218309
I was playing PR, but we were raping the other team so hard it go boring.

>>71218309
I'm watching all of Rick and Morty.

>>71218282
I love Hillary now.

>>71218309
cities skylines

>>71218324
Never heard of it sounds beat
>>71218398
Watched the second season last week with a chica
>>71218438
How far into your game are you?

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Remember
to
join
the
discord

https://discord.gg/sfEGP

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>>71218309

>>71218466
Building NYC region. Manhattan, and most of Brooklyn and Queens are done. Still need to work on the rest of long island, the bronx, new jersey and staten island

there are 90k people right now

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>>71218506
The correct answer would have been pic related.
>>71218514
screen cap what you have now

>>71218497
no

>>71218673

bad canadian.

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Why hasn't "meme" been filtered as spam yet

There has never been a good post which contained it, or any retard variation of it.

Alternatively you can kill all redditors and the problem would mostly solve itself.

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>>71218570

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Good evening, /cum/.

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gettin' older

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started a new mage, only gonna use the dagger and catalysts now

gon be fun onna bun

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>>71219198
wut game?

>>71219317

Dork souls 1

Im doing a replay because I cant think of anyhting else to do

and because fuck trying II again

linking to /cum/ discord last time before heading to bed
https://discord.gg/bz2Y3

>>71218289
cute

>>71219338
thats the only good one imotbhwyfam

>>71219338
>tfw never got past fat hammer guy and spear dude before I sold my xbox

guess i'm not a true gamer desu

>>71219422

you mean lardass mcfatfuck and Sonichu?

I had to summon for him. God knows how I'll make it this time, with the community being dead

>>71219374
fuck that, here's a permanent link

https://discord.gg/yX8E7DA

see you guys on the other side, I'm out

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need to find a clever gf

>>71219502
see you space cowboy

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*kop kop*

helo? Aer yuo sleppin /cum/?

>>71219778
Too depressed to sleep.

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>>71219806
dond be sed anon, be heppi

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>>71219938

>>71219635
>>71219807
okay but seriously why did the roof explode when spike entered the room?

https://youtu.be/PV6uwn6qPx0

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>>71219966
gud jeb

Reminder to email your MPs and let them know that we want to see no on M-103
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/islamophobia-m103-khalid-motion-1.3982013

>>71220083
Can do
https://youtu.be/Hg7G7pjYTKs

>>71220149
https://youtu.be/PNGSLEoclU4

>>71220438
2 minutes later...

>>71220555
I feel you bro (no homo) go to /brit/

hi there.

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>have to go to work at 5 am twice this week when it's bad enough going at 6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbuXcsXuP5w

>>71221001
cute

*starts coughing blood*

>>71222553
*Licks it up*

Time for McDonald's breakfast

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lol, the virgins are getting up i mean like it's funny but i kind of almost feel bad because it must be so humiliating

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>lewd canadians are waking up

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>>71223855
hi denmark

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on break right now ask me anything /cum/

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>>71224045
p-please don't lewd me, ok?

>"The powers of the president will not be questioned"
What did he mean by this?

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>>71224320
Why?

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>>71224729
b-because we are in public, ok? it's lewd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R60vZTZmXmY

i love america

>>71224729
>>71224879
he wants us to lewd him

>>71225094
what do they win?

>0.30 mb/s internet speed
seriously

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>Woken up by foot cramps

>>71225576
Same here.

Guillotiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

>>71217216
I liked nazi zombies a lot at the time

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>>71217379
Taylor is so beautiful

>>71226120
Black Ops 1's zombies mode was so much better imo

GOT THE NASTY IN MY TAXI
YOU NEED A LIFT?
YOU CAN SIT BETWEEN THE BACKSEAT AND MY DICK

>>71225997
YAH

>>71226557
>>71226315
Zitto animale

>>71226200
I agree. This is the ranking for Survival modes in CoD:
BO1>MW3>WAW>BO3>MW2>>>>Ghosts>IW>AW>>>>>>>>>>>>>BO2

>>71226604
zitto animale

>>71226587
>Italian speaking pole
>in an american/canuck thread
are you lost?

>>71226684
zitto animale

>>71226604
I actually unironically liked Ghosts' Extinction mode tbqh, it was actually pretty fresh compared to the other survival modes

>>71226672
Spaghetti ricotta venetia lamborghini Imperium Romanium Sardinia Naples?

zitto animale

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zitto anime-l

>>71226722
People hated Ghosts for the exact same reason they hate IW

If you play it it's actually not bad.
My parents mailed it to me for Xmas, and I decided to invite my fellow proto NEET friends over for the weekend to get some laughs out of how shitty the game was, and we were pleasantly surprised and actually really liked it.

>>71226884
spaghet

>>71217216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfW1bkPI8Kc
Best song

>>71227127
Was Reznov as charismatic in your version? And were the voice actors for the Americans as abhorrent?

>>71227297
DEY REALLY PUT UH HURTIN ON UZ!!!

>>71226953
I agree, Ghosts actually became one of my top favorites. Come to think of it I kind of want to go back to playing AW since the ps3 version wasn't bad.

>>71227088
Spaggot

>>71227297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2BSbvQRT6E&list=PL2izi4xA7WJRQLmdKsuzgi0TAHRou7mC-&index=4
It's Ok.

>>71227389
I hate AW desu. It plays horribly and I can go play Normie Ops 3 or Infinite Halo and get a much better experience 2bh.

>>71227127
tfw never gonna relive 2008/09

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>>71227512
>playthroughs
>with the player talking over the game's voices

>>71227576
It was decent imo. Its the only exo suit """"""cod""""" that i actually somewhat enjoyed.

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gonna play some zandronum lads

>>71227512
I'm>>71227297
Reznov sounds dead inside kek
https://youtu.be/sUUhGWig6iM
Even though we cannot into accent well

>>71227669
True, what's your favorite CoD? I like MW3 and BO1 because I have fond memories of sitting with my half dozen buddies on an old couch playing Mike Myers while eating cool ranch doritos

>>71228038
Tied between BO1 and WaW for me. Loved MW2 a ton but there was so much bullshit in it.

>>71228185
Because from there on out in every CoD your killcam was a quickscoper or a newbtewber with aimbot?

>>71228292
not only that, the commando+tac knives, OMA, Holo sight FAL, almost everything was hilariously overpowered in mw2.

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>tfw I think about what MW2 could've become if InfinityWard wasn't Jew'd by Activision

>>71228390
>get shot with M16A4
>bullet kills you instantly and gets a trifecta.

Who else here still remembers their first nuke in MW2? I do.
>get 24 kills using the UMP (with a silencer, of course) on Estate
>completely out of ammo so I pull out my pistol and sit in a corner
>someone prones down right in front of me
>kill them and get the nuke

>>71228566
I remember my first crossmap grenade kill
the guy I killed started sperging out when the replay started

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>>71228566
>Sits in a corner
>Silenced OOMPUH

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>>71228669
I bet you used a suppressed Intervention and pretended like it made you better than everyone else

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>>71217317
>everyone forgot how to operate bolt actions and semi autos
Wow. I love World At War when I had it. Fucking bolt action rifles with bayonets were the shit! Also flamethrowers in hardcore were also funny as shit.
>tfw a group of camping Aussies are screaming at you, because you take them all out with the flamethrower.

>>71228566
I do
>game has been out for 2 months
>camping behind the counter in the back of Terminal near B flag
>Suppressed ACR + Spas12 with FMJ and extended mags
>shooting down russians with ACR
>get to 21 kills picking up scavenger packs frequently
>no one is running past anymore
>fuckit.wmv
>sneak up to A flag
>pull out spas12
>seems like the entire enemy team is capping a flag
>spray down flag sandy ravage style
>???
>get the 4 kills for the nuke
>call it in
>win the game
I was freaking out when it happened

>>71228745
My first was in MW3 with SCAR with snake camo, Red dot, and noob toob

>>71228831
Great stories to tell your grandchildren eh

>>71228884
it'll be the same as when your parents talk about pacman or arcade games or something similar

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>>71228884
>makimg fun of grandparents stories
I bet I know your grandparents stories, Heinz.

>>71228923
Are you 12

>>71229113
23

>>71229292
You are like a little baby

>>71229324
check dis

S U C C

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Yass

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Ya'll need Jesus.

https://youtu.be/wLWJe8NoE8c
LOL

What's with all the low quality posters today?

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My date last night was wonderful.
Now I have a full day off and a gig on Friday.
What a nice week.

schweppes ginger ale is unironically pretty good tbqhfam

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>>71230918

>>71229948
How'd you meet this girl

#71230673
Your gross

stop posting in /cum/

Really don't high requirements for a gf and most girls don't even make the cut

Now this is a monster shit
Wow. I almost sharted in class and ran off to the bathroom which i am currently occupying

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>>71231558
My dad thinks my requirements are too high

>>71231738
I'm actually a good looking guy and have exes but most girls are so basic it bothers me. I feel like most girls I can't bother talking to them for more than 5 minutes because they're vapid as hell

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Now I went back into my big lecture hall after my almost shart and couldnt find my bag where I originally sat and was just wondering around with everyone looking at me
Now I'm just waiting outside until everyone leaves so I can go back in

>>71229453
Why should anyone listen to a 12 y/o

>>71231861
Awww

>>71231802
My parents didn't even know I had a girlfriend until my sister saw photos of us on Facebook and told them

>>71218726
You're a good six years late to that discussion.

Just stole some losers bag

>>71231993
Take a shit in it

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>>71231959
It was so embarassing. I should have taken better notes of my surroundings before I left. There's loads of people who have to sit on the floor every lecture (me rn), so I left my bag on my seat while I told a girl near me to watch it for me while I went to the bathroom
My guess is she just let someone push it off and take my seat. I cant tell what row I was in or she's in
I really really hope no one steals it

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>>71231993
FUCK YOU

>>71232090
I was in a lecture hall once and I pulled out the reading material and the prof was like, hey you hold up your book so everyone can see what it looks like

Literally turned into a hot tomato with 200 people staring at me

if you aren't a member of the four flag club you should honestly stick around because every poster in /cum/ is my favorite poster

>>71232196
this

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>>71231047
I hadn't, I had only seen her at local shows up until yesterday.
Decided a few days ago I wanted to ask her out, so I sent a friend request on FB and started talking to her about stuff. Asked her if she had any plans for Valentines after a few convos and when she didn't I just popped the question and she said yes.
Took her record shopping. She was amazing. Looking forward to the 2nd date.

>>71232296
Sounds like a hipster qt

Lmao so a couple minutes ago some ugly loser told me to watch his bag and left. I let Chad push it off so he could sit next to me.

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>>71232388
>role playing

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>>71232374
>Hipster

Nah, she's definitely very qt but is an actual metalhead not a poser at all.
Closer to this girl if you've ever seen this movie.

>>71232452
I actually find the simulated narratives entertaining

It's like we get the objective version of what anon is describing

>>71232452
I'll roleplay my fist into your teeth, bub

>>71232090
>trusting a woman
Better to have trusted a dindu desu

that post of urs was a little played out ngl

>>71232575
I learned the hard way

>>71232602
What happened with you?

>>71232647
I believed a girl when she said "I love you"

>>71232768
I love you anon. Do you believe me??

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>>71232768
>he thinks women are actually capable of love

>>71232930
Delete this and delete your account

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>>71233000
Yasss preach it gurl

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HEhtN-653A

>>71232930
It wasn't supposed to be like this. Guys are supposed to be the pump & dumpers

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>>71233056
Hello cute(x) poster
How's it going

>>71233099
best girl

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>>71233089
Thw guys women like are the pumpers and dumpers
Nice guys finish last

>>71232090
bud could you even roll a tire down a hill that's embarrassing and you pay to be there

>>71233054
I'm not a woman or a leftist

>>71233185
Could I roll a tire down a hill? I mean, it's circular and would roll pretty well once you get it started I imagine

>>71233138
this is only true until women mature, but then they have zero worth as they've been dicked 20 times

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I've awoken

>>71233308
Congratulations

>>71233207
you sound like it now post calves whore

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>>71233308
morning doggo

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What did she mean by this

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>>71233099
not bad
how are you

>>71233597
Anything new with you?
Just been doing skool and werk. Nothing interesting lately

>>71233582
hail victory

Can the CIA be controlled

>woke up kind of hungover
>went to work late
>nobody's there except the receptionist
>get some stuff done
>10:20
>decide fuck it, take my laptop and tell receptionist I'm working from home

Now I'm just chilling. I checked in with my team and they don't give a shit. Now I'm playing EUIV as Elssas. I wonder how long it'll last.

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Why do they all ignore me

>>71233545
My attorney has advised me to tell you to remove this post

>>71233717
what do you do for work anon?

>>71233766
i don't recognize ZOG laws

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>>71233632
nothing much
I'm starting to get a lot more comfortable working at dunkin donuts so that's kinda nice

>>71233820
A restaurant eh? ;)
Develops good Chad skills interacting with all those customers
Or do you work in the back somewhere?

conspiracy within a conspiracy: alex jones is employed by the government to divert conspiracy theorists away from the left and convince them to support conservatism

>>71233746
You're entirely unnoticeable and nondescript.

Say something entertaining and silly. Like a really bad but still endearing joke/pickup line

>>71233897
I vape at them and ask if they're dtf
Is that not enough?

Glad I don't need to use Tinder since I'm trash at pickup lines

>>71233937
No. You're no different than the other dozens of guys.

>>71233937
tell them about industrial society and its future

>>71233795
I work at a nonprofit. But I don't do work related to their topic, I help with making conference websites and mobile apps and answering people's annoying questions about upcoming conferences.

It's not ideal but the fact that they're so chill about everything and it's a 13 minute walk away makes me want to stay. I wish I was paid more though.

>>71233977
Inevitable collapse?
>>71233965
REEE
What should I talk about other than industrial society and its future

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There

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>>71233883
it actually is helping me learn how to talk to people like an adult desu
I work as a cashier up front during the busiest hours so I get to deal with all kinds of people

Watching Trump and NutsAndYohoo talk to eachother

>>71234302
if youre in volusia county im going to find you next time i visit

>>71234119
Why don't you just do what that other anon in this thread did and not be an autistic wierdo, make nice Convo, and take her out like a nice man would.

HOLY fuck this thread still hasn't reached 310?

>>71234408
hey you're talking about me uguu~

>>71234408
Being a nice guy puts you under the bus even faster than being autistic
You've got to stand out and be upfront

>>71234411
;)

>>71234496
>>71234496
>>71234496
>>71234496
>>71234496
NEWNEWNEWNENWEWEWE

>>71234425
No, I'm talking about that flagposter bass normie who still posts here for some reason.

>>71234465
No you need to be sweet kind and confident. Totally different than literally power leveling with your first sentence.

>>71234544
Are you a girl? I have had a lot more success asking if a girl wants to smash rather than playing Mr. Nice guy who pretends to care about their problems

>>71234700
Even if I told you the truth you wouldn't buy it, so imma just tell you that you're sort of retarded and you can figure it out the same way many do by yourself.

JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

>>71235253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCslC3ykX-U