Why are Americans so fucking stupid?

>>71190549
it's time to stop racism against canadians

>>71190549

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

that's actually hilarious if true.

>>71190549
Kek

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i eat this leaf

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>when people think they ate you

A Canadian tried to poison them

I know it's food, but what is it called?

>>71190859
Holy shit hahahahahaha

>>71190959
That's a laurel. It's a type of spice.

>>71190959
Bay leaf la

>>71190549
A FUCKING LEAF

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>>71190859
how can something be so sad, yet so funny at the same time?

>a fucking leaf triggers Americans

This explains everything.

Tbqh the leaf itself tastes like complete shit. Why can't these lazy faggots take it out instead of leaving it on the dish?

>>71191433
yeah you're not supposed to eat it

>>71190549
>>71190859
Why are americans so afraid of everything that isn't a burger?

>>71191653
Yeah no shit you fucking retard.

>amerisharts have never seen a bay leaf
Do american moms not cook or something?

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>>71191789
so how do you know the leaf itself tastes like shit

>>71191822
Tasting is different from eating, dumbass.

>>71190959
The plant is the source of several popular herbs and one spice used in a wide variety of recipes, particularly among Mediterranean cuisines.[2] Most commonly, the aromatic leaves are added whole to Italian pasta sauces. They are typically removed from dishes before serving, unless used as a simple garnish.[6] Whole bay leaves have a long shelf life of about one year, under normal temperature and humidity.[6] Whole bay leaves are used almost exclusively as flavor agents during the food preparation stage.

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>>71190549
holy shit

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>>71191433
because it's kinda obvious for anyone with common sense that you don't eat it, it's there to give flavor

>the leaf itself tastes like complete shit
so you tried it eh?

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>>71191852

>>71192018
>lets just put stuff on your food that you aren't supposed to eat

Literally autism

>>71190549
American culture glorifies ignorance.

>>71192065
>tfw no argument

>>71192135
>he licks leaves

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>>71192069
yeah, not like the people who have no clue about cuisine other than burgers will understand it

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>>71192069
>mfw Amerilards are so gluttonous they eat their own country

>>71192069
You retarded cunt.

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>mfw my friend was telling me chipotle's lettuce is contaminated

>>71192174
Not an argument
>>71192177
Neither is this.

You literally cannot argue that putting inedible items ON OR IN YOUR FOOD is a good idea

>>71192152
>he doesn't taste his food

>>71192223
What if I made you a hamburger and put rocks in it because muh culture. Wouldn't you think that's fucking stupid?

Fuck you

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>>71192249
I really can't tell if you're this retarded or just baiting

>>71192315
>lol I dont have an argument but I'm gonna post anyway

Ok, keep going

>>71192287
A rock isn't a bayleaf, you fucking spastic.

>>71192287
Do you eat bones too? Or are hamburger patties only meat you consume?

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>>71192287
I guess americans can't eat seafood either :^)

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>>71192363
>apples and oranges

I'm sorry but at what point do you add additional bones to a rack of ribs, or add an additional shell to your crab legs?

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>>71192344
have you noticed that people from all the world is laughing at you and your country?, that doesn't make you think that you must be wrong?

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>>71192069
It's very common in cooking to put spices like Laurel or clove to flavour your food.
You'd know that if you cooked instead of buying everything processed.
Do you get mad when you can't eat the chicken bones as well ? Fucking imbecile.

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>>71190549
Its in their DNA to be stupid

>>71192439
>ad populum
Not an argument

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Still going.
What a showman.

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>>71192437
>His country doesn't add bones or seafood shells to a soup to give it flavour

>>71192501
this, fucking pathetic.

>>71192466
>Waterproof
shit, my mom's from there

>>71192461
Its also common to take them out when they have done their job but you're either retarded or lazy.

>lol chicken bones
Apples and oranges once again you stupid piece of shit.

>>71192501
Why? You can add MEAT or the actual seafood itself. I guess you're poor so you just add crap so you can drink flavored water for dinner.

>>71192249
It's a SPICE that's just supposed to extract it's flavor into the dish.

You put teabags into your tea but don't eat them either.

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>>71192594
funny you should mention apples and oranges

>>71192594
No it isn't. No one is going to search for A FUCKING LEAF in your salad just so your dumb ass won't try to eat it. Even kids here don't try to eat them

>>71192532
>ad populum before
>now piggybacking on someone else's argument

Why are you even posting?

>>71190549
DESU bay leaves are shit and should never be used in most recipes. Even when you use them you should remove them after cooking.

>>71192647
because I know more about cooking that you, you dense assburger

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>>71192594
> You can add MEAT or the actual seafood itself.
You do know that meat needs to be flavoured ?
But what am I saying, you just drown that in premade sauce or fry it anyway.
>Its also common to take them out when they have done their job
It's also common to keep it.

>>71190549
Bay leaves don't really add that much flavor right? Mostly aromatic

>>71192610
Yeah and you take out the teabag. Thanks for helping my argument.
>>71192610
Even if its true in your retarded shithole its still not a good argument as to why it should remain in the dish. You lose.

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>>71191433
>>71191852
>>71192069
>>71192249
>>71192287

>>71192686
Most flavour is "tasted" by scent, which is why smokers can't taste shit.

>itt: a burger refuses to admit he did a dumb thing and keeps blaming the whole world about his trials and digs the hole he's fallen into even deeper

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>>71192697
>he takes out his teabag when drinking tea
I bet you take out the spoon also

>>71192671
>ha I'll just say I'm smarter than him.

>>71192677
He's talking about using it as an additive but I guess you're just going to omit that from your argument so it benefits you.

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One wonders how they function

>>71192653
Nah I remove them out because I'm not a retard who might eat them

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>amerisharts

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>>71192738
>letting the tea steep too long

I'm not even going to post after this unless someone can give me 1 single good reason as to why you should leave something inedible in your food instead of removing it when its finished it job.

>>71190549
It's all women, women are genuinely stupid and hysterical about everything.

>>71192833
Because the job clearly isn't finished, you fucking moron.

>>71192845
Bryan Jost is a woman too?

also, >>>/r9k/

>>71192833
Imagine that you've just made a giant fucking pot full of food. That pot has some bay leaves hidden inside it. Are you going to spend the next hour of your life scouring through the food to find and remove every single leaf inside there and satisfy american autism or are you just going to serve it up and leave it to the customer to set aside themselves?

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>>71192833
aroma
aesthetic
decor

>>71192798
Someone eating something shouldn't have to pick through food like a third world savages.

>>71192833

it's not inedible but's its only used for improving the taste of food.

>>71192821
There is no such thing as letting the tea steep too long unless you're a little bitch or you let it steep for half an hour or so. Trust me, i'm a slav

>>71192880
No but apparently he's just as retarded

>>71192883
>serve customer a bowl
>now see a leaf in the now shallow bowl of soup
>remove leaf which takes like 3 seconds

Omg so hard rite guys?

>>71192880
that's what happens when you have female genetics
gender mixing should be banned

>>71192904
I don't pick through food, I just don't eat the bay leaves, it's not rocket science

>>71192949
>nightmare mode
Leaf is actually hidden beneath some opaque soup stuff. Your move

>>71192949
>dude just stick your fingers into the middle of the food they're about to eat lmao
>no they want you to do it because they don't want to see a fucking leaf

>>71192904
Do americans just shove food down their hatch without a single thought? You couldn't find a better example of gluttony and sloth if you tried.

>>71192949
>Omg so hard rite guys?
exactly, it's pretty easy to take out the leaf of your own bowl; that's what all this peeps are trying to tell you

That food looks fucking disgusting. I've had Chipotle before and it hasn't looked that bad. Is it the lighting or something?

Also bay leaves

>>71192949
And how do you manage to actually eat a leaf in a soup anyway? Not like it's easy to accidentally pick it up

>its a 'American pretends to be retarded to cover up for the fact that he's actually retarded' episode

>>71193012
>serve them soup using something like a ladle
>but you have to use your fingers to remove the leaf because strawman

>>71193065
Its called being a good host. Do you make your guests fold their own burritos too because you're a lazy sack of shit?

>>71193145
well to be a good guest is to be grateful, don't you think?

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>>71193145
>wow what the fuck I have to cook my own food?

>>71193187
>come to my home for dinner
>but do all the work otherwise you're ungrateful for the opportunity

>>71193145
Literally who cares, for fucks sake, nobody ever had this fucking problem until childish and autistic Americans started screaming in horror at the sight of leafs, I mean, I can understand the Canadian trauma but this is getting embarassing.

>>71192949
>taking out a leaf
>Omg so hard rite guys?

>>71193218
>but do all the work

you're chasing your own tail fella

>>71192821
>too steep tea
No such thing.

>>71193262
>lol who cares not a single one of us can come up with a good argument so just drop it lol you're embarrassing us.

>>71193218
If we're going that way, it's a great bonding experience to help the host cook the dinner if they can't manage it in time. Sure, host would be ashamed and try to cover up but it's not that bad and actually may be fun.

It'll just end up flushed out in a greasy shart anyway

>>71191852
how did you taste it then

>>71193280
If you can't be bothered to take out a little leaf for the sake of your guests then your just a dick.

>>71193365
after he made me food, then I would say, "If you can't be bothered to take out a little leaf whitout being a drama queen then your just a dick." sounds about right

>>71193365
That's called not babysitting your guests. Personally i'd be offended if someone took out the leaf so i wouldn't have to.
Is this really that hard to understand to Americans?

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>>71193365
>If you can't be bothered to wipe your guest's ass then you're just a dick.

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>>71193310
What if I actually, genuinely and unironically like to find a bay leaf in my food?

I think it's quiet aesthetic and helps maintain the flavour.

>>71193310
>>71193365
When you use leaves to prepare some sauce it's obviously impractical to take them off since they don't magically appear on top of the dish for you to pluck. It makes much more sense and it's easier if the consumer, granted he's not a 3 years old or an american, just avoid it while eating his food.

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>>71193490
>granted he's not a 3 years old or an american

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>>71190549
Is this an elaborate joke?

>>71193487
Me too, my mom likes cooking with them and now it reminds me of home when I see one on my plate.

It takes literally no effort to either ignore it and eat around it, or to take it out.
Americans confirmed for lazy as well as fat.

>be american
>eat a bay leaf
>get shot

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This is a good thread

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>reading this amerifat in the thread horrified for something that is there just for taste.

you must die screaming when you find a bone in your plate.

>>71193490
why cant it just be removed when it appears during the transfer of sauce.

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>>71190549
A decorative inedible leaf?

>>71193672
It isn't a big deal for the whole rest of the human population

>>71193487
I like it too

>>71193773
but that's still not a good reason as to why it should remain, which has been my original argument from the start. If it's done its job just take it the fuck out so nobody cries.
>b-but it's only the united states, there is not a single other person in the remaining 95.6% of human populace that cares.

Almost every retarded post on here is made by an American. If any other nationality says something stupid I give them the benefit of the doubt because I know that for every dumbpost there's 10 other posts that are well researched and well reasoned, but it seems like 95% of American posters are completely brain dead.

>>71193672
there is some food you just can't mess up with, like rice and pasta, if you scramble it too much it gets pasty and sticky; also some soups that have, for example, some kind of tender meat in it, if you mix it too much you may dismember the pieces of meat and end up with a disgusting like vomit liquid

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>>71190549
SHART

>tfw this thread finally makes me understand why Kinder are illegals

At least I truly see.

>>71194156
They aren't illegal anymore actually

>>71193899
nonsensical post

>>71193899
It's literally one guy in the thread

>>71194168
Which explains why your white population is dying off

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>>71194288

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>>71190549
>Americans are literally afraid of herbs & spices

oh boy

So this whole thread is an American losing his shit over a leaf? This has to be bait, there's no way someone is this retarded.

>>71194507
I already won my argument, syrup sucker.

>>71194507
>This has to be bait, there's no way someone is this retarded.
have you ever been south of the border?

>>71194468
Chipotle and tobasco is a herb and spice, what else you need :^)

>this thread
No way this is not a bait. If I were to put a razor blade in your soup would you eat that too?
Policeman of the world everyone.

>>71190549
I usually defend Americans, but this is pretty retarded. It's also annoying how they act like a leaf is the most disgusting thing ever

>>71192821
We too are cultured south of the border.

>>71194507
At pretty much one retard who doesn't understand anything about cooking

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>>71194967
They must have genuinely believed that the leaf fell in the cooking pot from an open windown, brought by the wind.

>>71197106
lol, americans. They are almost cute in their stupidity

>>71192069
So you eat the bones of the chicken wings or ribs?

>>71190549 omg haha

>>71192069
THIS

when I sit down to eat, at the end, everything on the plate should be in my stomach

>>71194748
kek, does it come with cheese?

>>71190549
Lel

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You don't eat allspice either, even if you season a soup with it. Americans are just stupid and lazy.

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>what the fuck wedding cake bakery?! There's flowers on my cake. Might want to check your garden...

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>>71192287
> I don't eat salt, they're fucking rocks. Every one ist stupid. SAD. FAKE NEWS.

my parents always told me those leaves are usually not eaten, that they're only there to give flavor

I ate them, aggressively, and they calmly accepted my behavior

>>71205620
wow so rebellious suomi

>>71190859
>this kills the burger

>>71190549
kek

seriously? we dont care
we have trump, budlite, doritos and all of the good stuff

fuck off.

>>71192287
Stone soup is delicious, faggot. But you still don't eat the stone.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Soup

>>71190549
when we were kids whoever got the laurel should have to dishwash

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>>71191653
i thought it was

>i have a 2 meter tall plant of laurel

>>71206232
I live in a semi-rural street (suburbs that extended into a village), and we have a 2/3m one at the end where everyone just goes and picks for themselves.

I know a lot of people who live in streets with a comunal Laurel plant.

You can add branches to a fire to get rid of mosquitoes or something in a summer night if you're having a bbq or something.

>>71205620
holy fucking kek.

But nice! Good for you. You showed the leafs who the boss is.