/brit/

doing a wee

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english land

>>71182398
what a coincedence i'm about to eat a 360g toblerone now

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>black people are innocent

first for Theresa "Muslim Bingo" May

leave it in the other threads, yeah lads?

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>>71182422
Most white people had literally nothing to do with slavery and oppression.

It was literally just the English.

If you see an Englishman, do not hesitate to give the bastard a thrashing. They deserve it for what they did to all of us.

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got a psychiatrist appointment 'morrow but can't be bothered showering

can't let them see me with my pants down
coasters magazine is gonna be my big chance now

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>another valentines day where I get drunk alone at home

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>>71182464
>military aid is the same as economic aid

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>>71182481
> *psychiatrist appointment*
I'm listening.

black people didn't do anything it's evil whitey who made them violent savages!

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>>71182422
I like it when she walks towards you.

tfw no gf extra strong today

>>71182514
not an argument

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>black people are the good guys

>>71182508
>some money is different to other money
they just spend it on other shit because the states is buying their guns for them

>>71182422
N O L E G S

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*doing a think*

>>71182518
she looks significantly worse there

>>71182533
not an argument

might give up the drink

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>black people are the apex of human existance

doing a reverse racism

wish this leaf would fuck off

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CRASH! Mum made breakfast

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>>71182559
*drinks near you*

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>black people literally did nothing wrong

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>metal plate

gee gee gee gee baby baby baby
gee gee gee gee baby baby baby

>>71182486
i'll be out of here in no time
i'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine

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>>71182578
> rourkes
Kek

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>hard day at work
>driving home
>see this when you enter town
>day gets even worse

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>black people are the best

>>71182518
>tattoo

into the bin she goes

>>71182625
havnae seen this one before

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>black people are simply innocent hippies

phimo really hates black people

really easy to rile up you rorkerunts
>post "colonialism was bad"
>one thread later you're still getting your knickers in a twist

>>71182650
who doesn't

>>71182650
no i don't
and im not a smelly hatposter either

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>black people being savages is the result of white people

hmm... this thread bores me

>>71182486
you! dust my cabinets!

>>71182508
you! fetch me some wine!

>>71182559
and you... pick my cotton *cracks whip*

aaaaAaAaAAAaaah yesssssssss

>>71182644
sharting at this image

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APOLOGISE!

>>71182665
my apologies

turtlemong really hates black people

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>black people are not criminals and retards

>>71182680

we dindu nuffin

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>black people dindu nuffin

>try something for hours
>can't do it
>come back after brief absence
>do it first try

is there a name for this phenomenon?

if i were black i'd kill myself so there'd be one less nigger on earth

i think rorkeridoo (rorke's australian cousin) has been broken

>>71182678
it's actually called shilbottle lol

>>71182736
horrendous gimmick

>>71182734
yeah it's called taking a break

>>71182734
thinking too hard

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>black people are not bad

>>71182756
mean

don't know why virgins on the internet are always going on about valentines day
i would never even remember it if it weren't for them pointing it out

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>black people are the greatest race in human history

>>71182734
The Programmer's Life.

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>Hm? Oh yes, naturally I'm of the belief that people whose skin tone differs from mine own are inherently bad. Do you take me for a fool?

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>rorke

>[post-ironically racist shitpost accompanied by a picture of a white male tipping a fedora]

>>71182802
all colombians should be killed

My mate bought me an elephant for my room

I said 'Thanks'

He said 'Don't mention it.'

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>white people are pure evil

>>71182802
he knows

>>71182789
failed normies are funnily enough the most desperate for attention and peer approval

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>mixed race people are the future

>>71182843
But would you racemix with a colombian girl (male)?

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>white people ruined black people

>>71182893
it's not racemixing if there's no possibility of pregnancy

>>71182777
What did he mean by this?

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>mfw i have utterly killed this thread

>>71182938
It's racemixing as soon as the balls touch.

>>71182893
colombians are alright

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ahh yes, systematic racism doesn't exist

this never happens to white people

>>71182777
What was that about? Did anyone save it?

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Czech 'em

>>71182998
>Feds
FOY

>>71182998
we had our front door bashed in when I was a kid because someone with the same name as my dad did some robbing

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>this never happens to white people

another one added to the filter list mhmm

>>71182998
>feds
this is why everyone thinks blacks are idiots

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>>71183017
Pay close attention to the numerals that will appear in the upper right hand corner.

>>71182998
police would never breach a door that way as a slow and labourious entry is a good way to get shot
surprise and speed are how you overwhelm someone not by slowly chopping their door down with an ax

he either did it himself or it was some other niggers trying to break in

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reminder

you can also filter flags

>>71182893

Colombian girls (male) are fit as fuck, you guys are alright

oi aussie, cease with your babylonian ting fedoraposting before mi haffi bring 100 yardie rudebwoys to australia to bun up yuh yard, seen?

>>71183086
>smash the panel
>open the door from the inside
would take about 2 seconds and thankfully we don't have guns :)

>>71183018
>>71183059
roadmen have always said feds
>>71183086
this isn't america

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>>71183063
Maintain a steady focus on the Arabian symbols that will express themselves in due time in that region of the text panel that is nearest your anterior atrium.

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WUZZAP!

Hypothetically, if you were split into two people, do you think those people would get along with one another?

oi oi? woss gan on ere den

race politics... that reminds me of a story. in the year 1020, ummmm uhhhhhhhhhh *runs off stage hiding my face* *you hear me on the phone as i walk through the audience* i couldnt do it mum i just couldnt *kicks the doors open* FUCKING do it

>>71183188
why do people make this fucking face

have a mate who does it every photo and it makes me want to strangle him ngl

Hypothetically, if a perfectly functioning human being were to be artificially created in a lab, do you think that person should be allowed to live?

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>>71183210
dunno

might start exclusively posting in jamaican patois

>>71183218
the real question is, who would stop him?

>>71183199
*mind controls you with reptilian psychic powers and makes you delete this post*

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Will they be the true successor to the British Empire?

>>71183241
*blocks his path*

>>71183259
*reverses the mind control and makes you post fucking machines*

why everything got be bout race. why can't just be ya know

too fucking lazy to go to my lectures

>>71183236
for what ever reason this post makes me hungry for one of those levi roots jerk chicken patties, burt i can't be arsed to leave the house

fuck you, lad

used to be on a 'kill yourself' ting every time 190km posted but i think its a bit harsh in retrospect

>>71183317
you big welsh fanny

>>71183210
It's the male version of duck face

>>71183197
I would have so much sex with myself

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Am I just the token Muslim here?

I don't feel that my contribution is appreciated.

Theresa May rejects the will of 1.8M British citizens

that's it, i'm going to do something i should have done a long time ago: filter canada

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aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>71183381
what's the level 32 cleric in reference to desu?

Theresa May rejects the kicking and screaming of 1.8M ignorant reactionaries

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>>71183402
If you don't like Brexit, get the fuck out of Britain.

No one is forcing you to stay.

I fucking swear.

might do a bath

*tosses you into a vat of boiling oil*

>>71183422
I started name gagging because the Irishman was doing it, and he was 4 time fist fight champion or some such, so I went with "level 31 cleric". Recently leveled up though.

>>71183350
once ironically posted that i'd kick his head in and he took it as a serious threat

state of him

Stop attention whoring you annoying leaf cunt.

what are your favorite documentaries from the 1970's and 60's /brit/?

>>71183506
tgsnt

>>71183464
*screams in agony*

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> stop attention whoring you annoying leaf cunt

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Have you lads improved any since this?

>>71183473
>it's a joke because I said so

fuck off

>>71183088
>4chan X
Not even I'm autistic enough to install 4chan-specific extensions
Fuck off

>>71183622
good lad

Imagine having a wife lads

Bizarre concept

John Oliver is pretty funny

Is he famous in Britain?

>>71183636
>kys if so

>>71183640
no

>>71183636
It's hard to imagine somebody who isn't my mum or dad loving me.

>>71183640
Firstly he's not funny he's a partisan hack, secondly no he isn't

>tfw no qt girlfriend to cuddle with and massage her bumhole

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> at the mosque
> hear some Bengali runt say "pengestmunch is better than reviewbrah"
> thrash his back in with a deck chair
Have some fucking respect.

>>71183640
Not funny, and not popular here.

>DRUMPF LOL
>CURRENT YEAR

he is a fucking hack

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>poorthern direland
>a first world country

fact: you're all going to get a wife, but it won't be a wife you'd want right now and will only be a wife because she's been fucking chads for 10+ years and now she wants to be a "loving mother"

wife can also mean cohabiting partner

why does he post the same things day after day

buy me for honour

>>71183677
>tfw no gf lel
>tfw working today
>tfw i will have so much money cuz no gf

WINNING CALL ME CHARLIE SHEEN

>>71183717
I wouldn't dare marry a non virgin

Do you agree with this countdown, lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2UvVoTS460

>>71183755
fact: in 10 years time your standards will fall a lot

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Explain Morrisson dancing to me.

It's traditional in England to dance like Jim Morrisson?

>>71182460
You do realise, all of those people who suffered through their despotic slavery have died; just like the people who commissioned it are also dead. It's unjustifiable to subject people who didn't have any input what-so ever to the cause. Just like the minorities now who don't have any reason to complain because they didn't; have not; never will know what it was like to be under those conditions and are simply foisting their own person agenda to get ahead with no effort. In the the words of the great Gregory house: People chose, the paths they choose, that lead them to the greatest reward with the least amount of effort. It's easy to complain and whine when you didn't have to go through it but would like to reap rewards you don't deserve and stick to stereotypes.

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*blocks your way*

off to my lecture, nearly went back to sleep

haha what am I like?

>>71183789
Stop projecting

>>71183865
almost fell asleep for a good two hours there

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> you do realise, all of those people who suffered through their despotic slavery have died; just like the people who commissioned it are also dead. It's unjustifiable to subject people who didn't have any input what-so ever to the cause. Just like the minorities now who don't have any reason to complain because they didn't; have not; never will know what it was like to be under those conditions and are simply foisting their own person agenda to get ahead with no effort. In the the words of the great Gregory house: People chose, the paths they choose, that lead them to the greatest reward with the least amount of effort. It's easy to complain and whine when you didn't have to go through it but would like to reap rewards you don't deserve and stick to stereotypes.

>>71183880
took him 10 minutes to doze off

>>71183774
a lot of those look very comfy tbf
wouldnt mind sitting on them

absolutely rinsed my presentation just now

thank fuck for diazepam and amphetamine

>>71182893
DISGUSTING
now a girl(female) I would, specifically shakira

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> nearly everyone using this general has blocked me by now
* tosses you a great big grin*

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Happy St. Valentines day, lids <3333 mwah xx

CAN I SUGGEST TO YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGNKgah948s
GET. FUCKED.

>>71183265
canada/australia better pick it up

Girls laughed at me at the gym today dont want to talk about it

why do people refer to going to a country as "doing" it

it's almost always people who do fuck all but sit around like cunts

I'm happy with my job as a systems administrator.

>>71183640
>John Oliver is pretty funny

>>>/reddit/

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>>71183955
*picks up your empire*

Don't mind me, just creating a successor state.

>>71183967
doing australia lads

>>71184048
ill do your fucking chin in a minute m8

>>71184048
*n

>there are people itt who can't get off using only their imagination
pornography more like POORnography

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reeeeee fuck off mum

>>71184095
hahahahahahaha nawwww

>>71183884
Don't agree with the whole >gib billions thing but tbf inequality follows down generations.

Rednecks in the Southern US are the descendants of poor whites and they're still disadvantaged.

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Chicken wrap or sausage butty?

>>71184130
sausage wrap

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>>71184130
one of each

>>71184130
only the best at gregs

>>71184112
ahh if only all conflicts were solved this way and we would have no wars

>>71184130
butty wrap

>>71184095
haha your mum loves you

>>71184148
>>71184173
>>71184180
>>71184192
Sausage wrap and chicken butty from greggs then.

>>71184195
btfo

>>71184211
share one with your valentines!

you do have a valentines right anon?

>>71184095

is she fit?

fucking despise life in all forms, lads

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jus want a filthy bint to shag me fooark sake aroooo

>>71184249
I have a waifu and that's all that matters.

>>71184303
Sexual intercourse is the lowest qualification for humanity

Wondering whether to fast for today or get a subway

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> butty
It doesn't even look edible.

>>71184298
The ol' misanthropia.

It comes and goes in waves. More in than out, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTgUhuXC4mE

hmm yes russians

>>71184327
Go on a permafast breh.

>>71183711
Soft cunt

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good mornin' ol chaps

beaut of a day eh

top of the mornin' to ye

>>71184345
>It doesn't even look edible.
thought it was just a name but LITERAL 'SEEHD

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>>71182550
Yeah but still... tits.

>>71184327
Fasting is literally the ONLY reliable way to lose weight.

Fuck diet and exercise. Literally just don't eat for a few days. You'll lose like 10 pounds.

boring thread

got a big fat uncut australian cock between my legs

>>71184384
>waking up at 12PM
FFS

>>71184410
>got a big fat uncut australian cock between my legs
me too ;)

>>71184410
should watch where you're sitting in future, then

Getting an STD check today lads, hate needles

day's over, bed time in 10 hours

whatever happened to that bowlegged yank bird? i wanted to penetrate her vagina with my penis

how's this for the 'tines day card lads?

"Dearest ___,

The great Japanese philosopher Shinji Okazaki once wrote, "Life is an endless quest for perfection"

For me, that quest is over, because I've found you

Love you forever and always"

obviously I'll google a real Japanese philosopher, Okazaki was just a placeholder, but what do you think of the first draft?

>>71184449
would very much like to see a picture of said bird

is there a site i can use to look at unique visitor numbers for individual boards?

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>>71184441
i hated needles til i had 5 blood tests in 2 months, now i'm uncomfortable if i look but if i look away it's nothing

>>71184480
myfreecams

>>71184449
she said I was her "official /brit/ crush"

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>>71184385
I am an actual 'sheed.

I even have a brother named 'sheed.

I have 6 brothers.

And 8 sisters.

And two wives.

free premium pornhub for valentines day lads

dig in

>>71184401
Was a lot fucking easier to do before I quit smoking 2bh

Caffeine+ Nicotine is an anorectant dream

>>71184468
Kitarō Nishida

>>71184503
no sex drive

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>>71184503

>>71184496
doing a gander

Could someone explain this quote for me?

"Doing nothing is better than being busy doing nothing."

>>71184496
ah yes... that veil is very modest

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Hello.

This is your daily reminder that Brexit is a horrible idea: Brexit is a horrible idea.

Thank you.

shan't be falling for the jews trick anymore, will be getting a sim only plan next instead of needlessly upgrading

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>>71184475
all i have is this leg shot

>>71184494
lad with the piercing blue eyes pic? shant ever forget such peepers as they

>>71184543
It's based on the idea of saving energy rather than pointlessly expending it, but it doesn't quite work 'cause doing fuck all for a while tends to sap motivation to do anything anyway

>>71184496
but why you post pictures of ninjas

>>71184543
If you're doing a whole lot for a whole lot of nothing, you may as well be doing a whole lot of nothing.

Don't waste time on hard shit.

>>71184546
lel that's all?
our government targets inflation between 2-3%

What would you include in an 'about me' section lads? the audience you are talking to doesnt matter

>>71184625
my many exploits, qualities and accomplishments

>>71184562
i've turned to buying phones outright cause even after 2 years it's still cheaper

i bought a fuckin lg g4 outright on release day and i'm gonna have spent like $400 less and might buy a google pixel soon unless like a pixel 2 comes out

haven't nobbed in over 2 weeks, when she touches my hand tonight I'm gonna fucking cum

>>71184590
ah right cheers, little different from what I get out of it; that pretty much everything is pointless so you might as well reign yourself in a bit

>>71184608
Your government's dumb.

took a risk having the roast chicken sandwich before the beef and haslet one because tesco beef isn't often the full ticket but the misses obviously got this one from somewhere else 'cause it's cracking

>>71184625
all your best /brit/ posts

is it half term lads?

>>71184715
I believe so

School's out time to do some ket

>>71184625
im a bit of a fucking nutter, mentalist, high-functioning sociopath - intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humour. yes to cats, no to dogs (not a paki), love stargazing, hate fake people & pakis, very interested in the economies of pre-roman saharan states. radical centrist, 100% woke. if you cant handle me at my worst etc, quirky, gamer, live laugh love

>>71184657
pixel 2 will probably be my next phone. i figure they'll have sorted any problems with the first one and made it look less boring

business idea: fat scouser saying 'i don't believe it'

>>71184625
Some meaningful song lyrics.
"My baby don't mess around
Because she loves me so
This I know fo sho!"

>>71184705
fuck off murderer

>>71184608
same, 2%

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>half term
that explains the 17 yr old normies holding hands and being all lovey dovey out in the town this morning.

will die a virgin i reckon.

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>A woman was left stunned after ditching a man following just one date - when he replied with is bank details and demanded she refund him the cash he spent on drinks.

>>71184773
Extremely fond of this gimmick

>>71184799
We may die as virgins, but we least we have the comfort of eachother on an anonymous imageboard.

>>71184799
This everywhere is filled with runtoids

>>71184799
>getting intimidated by teenagers

>>71184811
seems reasonable

some women make a career out of dating

hmm

>>71184811
how dare he

>>71184811
Howling at the 20 euro watch

>>71184811
>be poor as fuck
>woman acts like she's in to you to get a free date
>save up your dosh to take her on a date
>pay for said date
>she suddenly changes her tune after the date

desu she should have to pay for it if that sort of shit happens

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>>71184824

>>71184872
>>71184879
>>71184881
>he does the virgin mentality

>>71184881
This is why being a reclusive neet is superior

might do a cheeky cheesy beans on toast

Business idea: The implementation of national ID cards that only allow whites to select British as their nationality
Secondary business idea: Only allow British people with national ID cards to claim bennies
Tertiary business idea: Tax all non-Brits at a 10% higher rate

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she was so fucking fit lads
imagine being that chubby munter cunt when you're 14 and thinking one day you'd get her pregnant

Gf wants to go (me to pay) for Madame Tussaud's in London. Just looked at the prices and it's 35 fucking quid each to look at wax models are you taking the absolute cunt

>>71184915
Racist

>>71184904
tbf i went on a date last year where the girl acted hella in to me and made out with me in a park and then the next day said she wasn't in to me and didnt want to see me again

i was considering asking her to send me half of the food bill since it was like $80

>>71184811
this is why women can never be homeless

>>71184922
I'd have to remover her tongue or voice box tbhwyf

>>71184922
every famous hot chick i always think was poor sod's kicking himself for missing an opportunity in year 8

look at me lads i have a gf. just thought you'd like to know for some reason.

>>71184978
I'd tongue her box tbhwyf

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woozle wuzzle

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>>71184901
This is the one place where we can always go and talk to someone who you relate to in the most fucked up or retarded way desu, dunno what I'd do without it.

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doing a cheeky think

>tfw you're a strong colonized black man who don't need no identity politics

>>71184990
She's a nigger lover. You'd likely catch AIDS tbhwyf.

>>71185025
>z
foy

>>71184958
literally never been on a date before, are young men seriously still expected to pay for a meal?
hope that changes in my mid-20s when I have actually money

give me a you please

I'll tell you the real reason I post on /brit/, despite being a Canadian and a Muslim.

The unparalleled British wit.

As dry as the palest fino, as jocular as a toddler's feet.

On wit alone, Britain ruled the seas.

you

why are crackers so racist/hateful? srs question

>>71185041
i'm 26 m8
it depends, if the place splits the bill a chick will normally pay for her own shit, but if they don't they sorta look at you wistfully and expect you to pay for it

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>>71184983
nah she was a judge on x factor when he auditioned and they made one direction, and now 7 years on they've got a bun in the oven

going to go do a read and expand the mind

Doing a cry lads

>>71185044
No

Lmao shan't be paying for all the bill on any dates I go on

(You)

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real yank hours who up

>>71185068
>26
alri gramps haha

>>71184811
tbf he couldn't have said that nicer
yea he probably looks like a povvo cunt but better sending that message in hope if he actually """saved up"""

Took this bird on a date to an all-you-can-eat Chinese once lads
what am I like

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>>71185100
KILL ALL YANKS

>>71185100
My dick, thanks to your mum.

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alri

>>71185044
eyar m8

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>>71185121
>fuk more women now than u do at 18
you're at the peak of your sexuality buddy get in to it

>>71185070
i see he's got as equal horrendous taste in tattoos as she does

>>71185126
>this bird
what bird?

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>>71185057
I'd like to know why all the other non-Brits are posting on a British general.

>>71185041
My gf always says "I don't like when the man pays for everything, I don't want to be one of this gfs"

But every single time we go out for a meal, or to the shops, or visit an attraction or literally anything when it comes time to pay she doesn't move an inch and it becomes obvious that I'm expected to pay again. And she doesn't mention it or even say thanks or anything

Really bothers me

>>71185174
yer ma

>>71185219
>>71185219
>>71185219

>>71185041
watch First Dates and see what happens when the bloke suggests going dutch haha

canadians smell
canadians are mongs
canadians stink
canadians pong
alleluia, alleluia x2

Greater London > City

>>71185157
not likely
t. massive sperg

>>71185174
Just some slag, you know, haha