the issue of eggs in the morn
Balt
F.U.B
una vela
>Flynn resigned
ROFL
>Trump administration falling apart at the seams after a month
lmao it's Brexit all over again pol confirmed retarded
Anyone planning on celebrating carnival?
We have a traditional drink here for it called "caribou"
It's red wine mixed with whisky, maple syrup, cinnamon and citrus. Also sometimes cloves and nutmeg for more spice then served hot.
F I N N S
I
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N
S
goal: create a system of secular universal morality
>>71179886
ban assault drills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=291ma3FYIgQ
Tune
>>71179898
Morality cannot be secular, God is the beacon in the dark
on BBC Parliament:
the eurocrats are at it again, Nigel's in attendance and will speak.
(debating the future of the E.U.)
>>71179881
isn't a caribou an animal?
>>71179867
a lone traitor resigned
how is his administration falling apart
>>71179881
Also moose milk which is whisky/run mixed with goats milk, nutmeg and cinnamon and often eggnog + ice cream
Trumps house of cards is falling
>women need more opportunities to be business owners and CEO's and shit.
first of all, why
second, they do
thirdly, how
if you want it to be "equal" you have to forcibly stop men from doing it until the women catch up.
You're not going to do that.
You can't just give women this shit on a platter because they're going to run it into the fucking ground because they've never succeeded on their own before.
This shit is repeated ad nauseum and nobody has a fucking clue what they're talking about.
>bad things are bad
>(everyone) agreed.
top fucking job.
>>71179910
you cant be sure of god's existence and all religions make assumptions about its attributes
>>71179946
>you cant be sure of god's existence
As a catholic I can and am
>>71179942
who are you quoting?
>>71179921
It's technically called "caribou blood" in French and used to be a mix to make wine taste better since it would go sour being shipped from France
When the British took over they started mixing whisky in since it shipped better.
it's scary how gullible people are
>>71179952
prove it
>>71179958
BBC one
>>71179925
>traitor
>imblyign
>>71179967
The Pope says so and he is infallible
Checkmate prodtheists
jingle bells
poleaboo smells
you gave him like 5 replies in the last thread
for shame
>>71179925
Probably because Trump did nothing thing about it and he only resigned after it went public
>>71179982
what to get the proto gf today leds?
>Valentine's day
>start up some Factorio
>see this
t-t-thanks
>>71180043
>>71179974
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38965557
>10% of the article is facts
>90% is doomsay about trump
ah yes the bbc
>>71179942
Postmodernist Western feminist academics openly speak about reaching at least 50% female political mandates in order to shift the Power into overt feminist values
1) Women's natural role is not in doing politics, t. Aristotle/Plato/Hitler/Shinzo Abe
2) Feminists are a tool of the eternal (((them))) and won't stop until Domination;
>Norway has got enforced 40% minimum required quota of female business leaders in their companies (since 2008)
>they whined the other day in our swedish Lügenpresse about how they ONLY reached 31-39%, hence a disaster and failure for "womankind" since they can't go up to say 52%
I used to believe in Valentine's Day, then I realised it was just my dad sneaking into my room, dressed as Saint Valentine of Flaminia
spread it: Pepe is dead, long live the Nazi pidgeon!
>>71180132
because fuck meritocracy, what has that ever done for anybody
it's even more sexist to give a woman a position because of vagina than to deny her it because she's shit
>>71180132
>at least 50% female political mandates
*seats/representation
Here's one of the editor's of Anti "Drumpf" magazine Slate, btw
>>71180132
at least some like jews, Erik
when did normalfag become 'normie'?
Women doing a better job than men. Imagine that.
>>71180172
>meritocracy
not existed for a long long time
>>71180210
ok
*imagines childcare and midwifery*
haha gross
>>71180190
Aaaaaaaaand the current female editor, plus the previous one before her down to the right
Him and Balezon sharing a certain (((similarity))) if you look them up on the """hate site""" known as Wikipedia :^)
>>71180193
I don't deny that Seinfeld was a great TV show and much better than comedy in the '00s
>>71180223
haha
*pulls the wage gap in favour of the female race*
haha
>>71180278
oop, where you going there
*nothing happens because women are powerless*
haha there we go
it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
ah yes real bitter misogynist hours
*goes to pour some cereal*
>>71180290
*reports you for sexism*
>>71179942
>if you want it to be "equal" you have to forcibly stop men from doing it until the women catch up.
t. recorded history so far and its various anecdotes :^)
>feminist women
>Firefighter tests proving them wrong
>standards for firefighter training have to be lowered so more of them can succeed
>"it's the governing men's fault! we wuz amazons and sheeeeeet"
We should translate swedish globalist Lügenpresse into english to serve as a warning example for the other northern european countries at this point
>2 fags loving each other, living together happily
fine
>2 fags loving each other, living together happily wearing gold rings
UNACCEPTABLE
It'll get good now the floors is given to the leaders of the fractions.
>>71180123
Dems, Republican Congresspersons and the Deep State on the retaliation.
DUDE QUOTES
>be CEO
>hear you can hire women to do the same job as men for a fraction of the salary
>replace entire staff with women
>half of them quit within a week because they think they can do better elsewhere / find it too hard
>two go on maternity leave
>the rest demand and form a HR department to manage themselves
>fire eachother over petty arguments
>go bankrupt
is he /our guy/
>pewdiepie and Flynn fired
good morning 2bh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Robert_Eric_Wone
unsolved murder where a dude is ''''''somehow''''' subdued, incapacitated and raped then stabbed to death in the house of three homosexual men in a BDSM relationship
really makes yu think
http://whomurderedrobertwone.com/
website where people are talking about the three otally innocent gay guys methamphetamine use ad general debauchery
ps nothing against gay dudes or w/e just this is pretty nuts and worth a look
14th Feb 1779: Captain James Cook of the British Royal Navy was killed as he attempted to bring his savage colonial ways to Hawaii.
>>71180408
his channel is simply evolving into another infowars
>>71180411
>describing nuts as pretty and saying they're worth a look
bender
Lady bosses are unironically the worst
>>71180427
RIP Maui
Nigel will soon be speaking on the future of the E.U.
>>71180313
i'd suggest leaving before you get utterly blown the fuck out for the millionth time
Opinions on Central Asia?
>>71180490
that'll be a short speech haha
>>71180508
Obsession
by Calvin Klein
>>71180509
I do like anime
i have a roommate who i hardly ever hear shower or brush his teeth, has a stench, and we have a white towel in the bathroom and every time i wash it a couple days later its dirty again like he just played in the dirt then washed his hands. how can people live such a life...
Business idea: start an all-female church and wait for the sexy scandals to begin
"has a stench" is a wonderful turn of phrase
stealing that for the future
Have this Canadian roomie who's a whiny cunt
>>71180525
its not really hard to spot the german flag spouting leftie shite all day every day
Business idea: start an all-female shoe shop and wait for the sexy sandals to begin
>>71180599
take it friend it's all yours
>>71180614
have an aussie roomie who's big gay and take it up the bum
>>71180585
Was viewing some houses the other day. I noticed all the dirt cheap ones had tenants that literally lived in a pigsty. Looks like the kitchen had never been cleaned and the bathroom was covered in mould. I think it's just poor people that were never taught proper hygiene
have a Canadian roomie who does big smelly poos
>683 files in the old download folder
Shouldn't have let it get to this state, it's going to take forever to sort the porn from the memes.
ah yes... didn't sleep last night, valentines day with the gf today
>>71180616
he's not on the left, he's anti–russian and neo-liberal.
Buncha queers
>gf booked me in for a PA for valentines
well... it's for her...
>>71180427
Our national navigator hero is better than whatever your shit colonies have.
>>71180332
>one is alright (and already legal in many places)
>the other undermines long-term family planning and national stability
Know the difference
>>71180736
>gay men having rings affects the ability for heterosexual couples to make decisions
Hmmmm ah yes
>>71180712
whats a pa?
>>71180736
ah yes if those homosexuals didn't get married they would breed with each other sound logic i see it hmmmm
>>71180736
why do they NEED a religious ceremony and a gold ring?
it's only because they've been told 'no'
>>71180757
prince albert
>>71180332
Can't remember saying either were fine tbc
>>71180765
this
>marriage is the union of a man and a woman
"homos want to do that too"
>okay, here's an equivalent between a man and man
"but is it called marriage?"
>well no, it's different
"WAHHHHHH"
nobody would give a shite about gays if it wasn't for drag queens and flamboyant gays ruining their reputation
>>71180727
But James Cook was British
Fuck me I was going to marry my boyfriend and have three babies but then my gay uncle got gay married. I mean, what's the point now, right girls?
>>71180800
he was english fuck off jock
I don't like asking for help
and it hurts when I do and nobody helps
think I'm gonna die soon
>>71179777
What issue of eggs in the morning?
>>71180777
>letting your girlfriend have some guy stab your bellend
very romantic
Bum jokes and homophobic slurs are funny but god forbid two men want marriage.
>>71180832
I like mine with a kiss
>>71180800
Wasn't talking to YOU.
>(((captain))) cook
>>71180850
what do you mean dont get it
>>71180832
boiled or fried...
>>71180865
>whatever your shit colonies have
I was insulting Canada GOSH ANON how dumb can you be
morning
>>71180838
>wanting to emulate a traditional ritual where one of the blokes have to act the Female-Feminine part
Why would otherwise masculine men do this? Why haven't homosexuals worldwide demanded this before the 1968 takeover of western academia? And what >>71180796 said
>>71180756
You must be able to recognize the difference between heterosexual couples being able to give birth to new life - and homosexual couples not.
Friendly reminder that Russia - despite the aggressive media climate atm - can balance two things:
>Gay clubs existing (!) in Moscow and St. Petersburg
>State Medals handed out to families that give birth to 10+ children
>>71180801
lmao
>71180952
was never funny
>>71180934
This conversation has gone way over my head.
>>71180952
BICYCLE
BICYCLE
>>71180945
Sucking cock is pretty feminine.
re: 71180945
getting fairly bored of this very obvious russian paid shill
kys vlad
woke up at the perfect time lads
new video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ-E658wLWI
>>71180995
>implying
How are those four more years of Merkel going for you Gerald
hello haitiANO
*pours a disgusting amount of sugar into tea*
Only did a 2 hour shift this morning thanks to some owed flexitime i had forgotten about.
urrrrr, MUMMMM!!!! you cant make hold onto this load of shit forever! ive got to drop it in the bog! get out of there!!! youre making me wait, and im going to shit myself
>>71181116
>puts ice in it
Yummm
>>71181135
*does a poo for you*
if you were hungry just ask okay? :)
>71180995
same to thee, MerkelsÜbeltäter .
>locked outside the office in the cold because the 'anager can't be arsed to get the fuck out of bed
>again
Wouldn't even mind being a wagecuck if I actually worked for competent people
morning lads.
So this is Great British entertainment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPnq4X_ZeyY
locked some absolute runt out of the office again
cant believe he still takes my shit haha
my names that lads manager, and i was sooo busy in bed fucking my many gfs that i didnt come into work lmaoo
>>71181116
Any amount is disgusting me thinks, the same for milk too.
my name is england
why does he always look so uncomfortable lads
yeahhhh, i hold in shits
nahhhhh, i dont talk to anyone
wottttttt, ive got that itchy bitch
yeah, yeah, yeah
you avin a laff?
yeahhhhh, im just avin a laff
repeat x5
YEAHHH!!!!!!!! im going out and im walking and im going fucking mental
YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! im going out there and im walking there and im more mental than a fucking bear
piff, wonga, skips (YEAHHH!)
tits, fanny, arse (NAHHHH!)
http://www.rte.ie/news/2017/0213/852411-hitler-double-austria-arrest/
What happened to free speech lads?
UK inflation rate jumps to 1.8%
>>71181116
>when american blac coffee is watered down af, compard to swedish or italian
what did you mean by this
>>71181386
Getting pretty tired of wogs and their coffee arrogance
porno idea: primitive human sex which is intiated by the woman presenting herself
>>71181435
literally tinder
>>71181463
it's a valentines day miracle
update on managergate:
he actually text me before work to come in at 2pm
gonna run home, put a blanket on and watch bargain hunt with a cup of tea
>>71181386
>IKEA
What did any of us do to deserve this hell?
who is "Dr daot ret" lads? never seen so much runtposting before in my life.
HOO HOO HOO, HA HA-- sorry dave i just cant do this *takes off mask* this script is just unworkable. it's 'gorilla', you fucking spastic, not 'gorrila', and humans aren't even directly descended from anything resembling the common ape as we know him today, you fucking retarded spastic
>>71181463
>>71181496
>the porn with the best girls is the porn where all the "men" are niggers
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>71181515
now what did he mean by this
>>71181463
w-who is the girl
Hypothesis: Diversity is our strength
just realised that all "cavemen" would have been niggers
>>71181531
thats not true
sites like metart femjoy and x art have the prettiest girls if you meant "best" by that and they never do niggers
>>71181568
*looks at crime statistics by race*
hypothesis debunked
>>71181367
it went the way of Weimar.
Hypothesis: Footballs coming home
haitiANO
>>71181587
but if we had no diversity then white people would commit 100% of the crime
>>71181506
Gimmick Idea: put "Dr daot ret is [insert insult here]" in the name before a post
better idea: don't be a twat
>>71181556
Radical centerist
>>71181618
overall crime rates would plummet
>>71181615
unfunny stop spamming this please
t.Dr daot ret
crime has a greater link to poverty than race
(((he))) is an ally of el haitiANO
Question: Why do British black people sound exactly like British white people when speaking meanwhile American blacks have basically almost made up their own language entirely?
t. alberto barbosa
calling doctor dick
>>71181568
Seems to me like the words diversity and divided are related
>>71181653
ah, tooshay, as they say
used to bully this adhd/autist kid in school and feel very guilty about it now, wonder if he ended up a 'chonposting loser like me
>>71181678
integration
they genuinely came here for a better life, not to bring everyone else down to their level
>>71181702
>all those kids you bullied and now you're here while they're out there
really makes you thingk
just mixed a bag of salt & vinegar and a bag of cheese & onion
the results were disappointing
>>71181678
That is entirely untrue.
Literally everything about that question is false.
>>71181702
i am
>>71181737
>salty + umami + umami + tart umami
never a good combination
>>71181702
have it on good authority that he is
>umami
>>71181764
>calling vinegar umami when sour exists
can you actually think or do you just put together fancy-sounding words you've seen used elsewhere?
>>71181735
>>71181758
>>71181766
just looked him up on facebook, he has a bunch of photos of him doing an autist face and none of them have any likes
he's a loser like me except he's not self aware
the fuck is umami
>>71181675
Poor white people commit less crime than poor black people at least in this country anyway
For example compare the crime rate of West Virginia a state composed almost entirely of poor white people to the crime rate of black cities like New Orleans and Chicago
>>71181803
meme name for savoury
>>71181803
the fuck is google
my bully was also my best friend
jay-ay-son, where did he go
you got me searching high and low
I bullied myself
>>71181802
>he's a loser like me except he's not self aware
better send him a friend request and e bully him again like the good old days haha eh
>>71181667
>>71181630
>>71181506
stop trying to make yourself a gimmick you sad samefagging cunt
every single kid who bullied me was named josh
>>71181792
The latter but that's just how I function in general. I don't actually understand any of the words I'm using in any scenario, including this sentence. I just make random noises and hope for the best.
Aliknjss, wip woijoijsa ju Jandek lovely day as well.
alri lads
might start wearing a cotton glove on my smoking hand while i smoke to avoid nicotine stains
>>71181813
>compare an almost entirely rural state to a densely populated urban metropolis
ah yes
>>71181840
don't use facebook anymore, only have a dummy account for stalking
>>71181866
i smoke through my anus
>so anon, how's your dating life?
>>71181866
do it the classy way
marzipan truly is the vilest substance known to man
>>71181702
few of us used to take the piss out of some teachers pet in my year and he switched school because he said he was getting bullied
what a fucking wimp. Nobody ever even touched him, he just got some slagging
>>71181867
he stated the link was poverty based not race based
>>71181866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rqW_ogLhP4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35cyZZCf_Dk
REALLY makes me thingk
I want to ride my baaaaike
>pizza gate isnt real
>>71181940
>gif
fuck off
Valentines plans lads?
>>71181885
everyone at work teases me saying that some qt girl from another department that i get on with is my girlfriend
they are taking the piss becuase she's about 5 leagues above me but it still makes me feel nice
thats about the extent of my love life
>>71181947
drink
>>71181947
skype sesh with the igf from /r9k/ x
>>71181849
the josh in my year was a bit of a cocky dickhead but he was alright to me
>>71181947
'mitting 'cide
>>71181914
don't think you're reading compehension is on point to day m'nigga
>remember the times I was a dick to my parents
sorry mum, sorry dad
>>71181950
take the plunge
popping down safeburys, anyone want owt?
>>71181962
>sesh
>>71181885
non existent
the only josh i know got randomly assaulted by niggers in charleston
poor lad ended up in the hospital
>there isn't a single 1st world black country
>b-but black people aren't the problem, its their culture!
>>71181947
playing fifa with the lads
might order myself a cheeky chinky
>>71181990
get a free sub you ignoramus
>>71181764
foy
>>71181983
You tried to shift the goal post from race to urban rural divide
>>71182008
mental how easy it is to get prossies these days
>>71181994
i know a girl who went to america for the summer last year and got beaten by a group of pavement apes outside a house party
>>71181907
what about poo?
>>71181994
interesting story, the only josh I ever knew was violently raped by a Venezuelan
>>71181947
same as any other day
why are the americans on /brit/ so unfunny? they try so hard as well lol
>ignoramus
just found a baby spider on my bed
wonder where its mum is
>>71181764
>tart umami
No.
No. No. NO. That has to be intentional. You can't be this retarded.
all lefties should be forced to live in heavily black or muslim areas for 1 year.
>>71181950
>he hasn't asked her out
>>71181546
eva lovia
she used to only do lesbian scenes, now she's doing full on niggerdick scenes... baka
>>71181962
>/r9k/ igf
kill yourself my man
just had a nice chat with the cleaning breh for our gaff, he speaks patois and is impossible to understand for anyone but the most seasoned grime and dancehall veteran such as myself
>>71182007
>>71182007
>there isn't a single black country that hasn't suffered under brutal white colonislism
>b-but white colonialism isn't the problem, its race!
How can monogamous bois even compete?
>>71182044
incessant need for approval + lack of creativity due to poisoned globalist tap water = result
me and the boys
>>71182044
good post
>>71182064
fantastic idea
>>71182057
FOY
>>71182072
wow i was thinking of responding to that section with viper kill urself my man but decided against it
great minds aye haah
>>71182064
they already live in London
>>71182028
it's time for the KKK to make a serious comeback
couple coons swinging from lampposts and they wouldn't dare try that shite again
>10:23
day's basically over
Me after giving the 2nd misses a thrashing.
XD
>>71182077
um... all pf the former ottoman empire?
arabs are basically pseudo niggers
>9:23
Night has just begun lad
>>71182092
what the FUCK are those
>>71182114
the boys
>>71182114
mole crickets
might set my desktop background to a picture of a scantily clad girl to let everyone know how heterosexual I am
Why don't you have multiple wives yet, /brit/?
>>71182131
'sheeds out
>>71182077
>implying white colonialism didn't build more infrastructure than was there beforehand
>>71182034
This story sounds a lot more interesting
Care to elaborate?
>>71182137
dont reply to it
>>71181947
it's over
i can't ever talk to girls unless its forced upon me cause i don't want them thinking i might like them
>>71182137
Ummmh... no.
Me in LONDON last month. XP
>>71182095
>FOY
Said the Y
>>71182145
>people living in their mud huts as they have done for thousands of years
>white people come along, rape murder and enslave the people
>b-but we threw up a church over there! you're not allowed in there, but we built it anyway!
>>71182152
don't tell me what to do you spacker, your not my mum
>>71182101
the only reason for it was she was white too. Shes a 4th year medical student and a complete goody two shoes so I believe her when she said she did nothing to provoke them
>>71182171
>>people living in their mud huts as they have done for thousands of years
thank you for proving my point muhamed
>>71182150
there was a guy named Josh
he was raped by a Venezuelan
>>71182171
Africans enslaved their own people and sold them to Europeans.
>>71182171
>then why do we let non-whites use computing/Internet Traffic at all
check m8
>>71182077
Ethiopia
Checkmate
>>71182145
ah yes, infrastructure based on resource extraction with no thought for a functioning internal economy is basically a massive favour to them
>>71182171
have you seen 'empire of dust' ?
>people living in their comfy houses as they have done for thousands of years
>pakis come along, rape murder and enslave the people
>b-but we threw up a mosque over there! you're not allowed in there, but we built it anyway!
>/pol/ crossboard shitposting
*closes /brit/ tab*
>>71182023
so apparently pointing out that something is not neccessarily cause and effect and putting forward a more plausioble alternative explanation is """shifting the goalpost"""
oh dear
got to do an experiment with quite high voltages and i don't know what i'm doing
wish me luck lads
holy FUCK I need to sleep
should probably go to the gym but I'm playing games and eating crisps instead haha
>>71182245
it's the volts that jolt but the mils that kill friendo
>>71182245
danger danger
>>>71182211
> Africans enslaved their own people and sold them to Europeans
This sounds like white washed """history""".
all i've had to eat today is a cup-o-noodles
i'm so hungry i'm getting heartburn
>>71182211
Yes, in the end it's all about Classes.
Dont know why everyone goes on about white people this, whte people that
The problem is the anglo, everywere he goes he cant help but oppress
hello??
>>71182299
Pipe down darkie
is it me ur looking for?!
>see somebody defending africans
>its a british flag
>>71182179
same thing with my mate he was just walking around town not even in a bad area and a group of porch monkeys jumped him out of nowhere
he's like the nicest least confrontational lad ever too
>>71182287
drink water and dont use goddam water sweetner
>>71182224
>ay yo white boi you gotta build our economy FOR us
>>71182292
perhaps. but dont forget it was the English upper classes that successfully abolished slavery in the empire during a period where it was completely normal and carried out by dozens of cultures (and still is in non-white countries/cultures).
that part is often forgotten for some reason. intriguing.
>>71182101
nah that will just make them hate white people even more
>>71182222
italy
>>71182367
Failed
>>71182299
This is true.
Most white people have absolutely nothing to do with slavery and oppression.
It was literally just the English.
If you seen an Englishman, do not hesitate to give the bastard a thrashing. They deserve for what they did to us all.
>>71182350
transport infrastructure is too large an investment and too unprofitable for weak/poor states to build it without significant financial aid
Is Toblerone the fanciest thing in the world?
>>71182335
>/brit/ last night
>non stop shit flinging between rorkes and sheeds
>generally unpleasant vibe
>wake up
>still shit flinging between rorkes and sheeds
ahh yes
>>71182317
More likely eastern europeans 2bh
really hope evalion ends up doing porn
they're probably the only people who would hire her now anyway
posting with the gf whilst eating a valentines breakfast lads
i think we're gonna make it
>>71182398
nah that would be ferrero rocher mate
>>71182389
>without significant financial aid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_foreign_aid
huh i guess the US hasn't been sending enough hundreds of millions of dollars over there huh
>point out the violent barbarity, thievery and plain evil of european colonialsim
>"b-b-but the m-muslims did to too!!!"
howling
>>71182317
not an argument
>>71182398
No.
>>71182420
>largest recipient: Israel by a fucking mile
ah yes very noble of them
>>71182363
yeah mate don't want to anger them might make them more radical just like the muslims better not criticize them or they'll all turn into jihadis
>>71182484
i'm not some lefty cuck i'm just observing facts
>>71181702
I moved to India