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Living is merely the chaos of existence edition
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My 10 point plan for Britain. Rate it and offer improvements.

1. Establishment of a republic
2. Immediate withdrawal of all British presence from outside the island of Great Britain
3. Reparations to every country ever damaged by Britain
4. Open Borders
5. Maximum income of £100,000 per year
6. Interracial breeding grounds
7. Abolition of inheritance
8. Special tax on whites
9. Stop Brexit happening
10. Close all churches
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Honestly I used to go to /pol/ a lot but in recent months I came here. I can get over the fact they ahate degeneracy but love trannys and anime. they have a fucking fit when you say something bad about Trump and are a bunch of fucking lonely repressed virgins.
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>tfw too much existential chaos to work
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bf just sent me this
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?
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return flights to Malta for the weekend for £90 in 2 weeks
may have to do it
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*drives you to drink*
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>>71168341
its the even more cancerous version of int. Good choice making the switch
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>>71168322
agree only with 1.
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me on the right
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>>71168341
i used to be a jew hating white genocide believer myself, then I lost my virginity and became a marxist (marxism and losing virginity not linked)
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>>71168341
/pol/ is such a massive joke
but of course if you say this, mongs will flood out and accuse you of being a "lefty commie cuck"
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>>71168379
rasheed
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>became a marxist
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>>71168341
was it ever good? because I know they'd come up with funny stop from time to time but not enough to be worth browsing. why did you ever browse that place
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>>71168310
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>>71168322
>2. Immediate withdrawal of all British presence from outside the island of Great Britain
>9. Stop Brexit happening

leftist amiright?
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>>71168391
*spoop's you*
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>>71168404

Nothing sheedier than wanting to be ruled by the descendants of people who committed genocide against the english
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>>71168417
Only place to talk about politics outside of ((reddit))
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>>71168421
Radical Centrist
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>>71168322
Alri Corbyn
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>>71168417
stuff*
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Why does he measure himself in eurokilometricpascals?
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happy valentines day lads haha
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>>71168421
meant to say "lefties" haha what am I like
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>>71168394
>I used to be a mong so I became a thicko mong
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Having a wank, gooch feels very painful for some reason
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*plays the Flintstones theme*
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>>71168444
>wanting to be ruled by rasheed


howling
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Me on the left
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>>71168310

h-how does he get back inside?
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dormer 2bh lads
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What's your excuse for not having a good physique?
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>>71168467

Lol you too mate haha not even lonely
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>>71168508
I'm lazy
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>>71168471
a lefty
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>>71168508
I'm a lazy useless prick
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There's no sensible argument for monarchy
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>>71168508
i'm tall and aesthetic so I don't need muscle.

can you define good physique though, because I might have one.
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>>71168467
>>71168516
Still 40 minutes desu, so fuck off.
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>>71168508
define "good"

why does society expect men to have a ridiculous body? it's fucking bullshit

so long as you're not fat or a skeleton i don't care
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>unfit, want to do something about it
>join casual futsol league
>sprain ankle at the second match

Ah yes, this is why I don't exercise
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>>71168394
>then I lost my virginity
A likely story!
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>>71168548
*audience erupts in applause at your debut*
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>>71168341
Literally the only bad thing about /pol/ is the Amerifats
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>>71168508
I like food and am lazy.
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>>71168508
I don't reside in your mere 3-dimensional world
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>>71168516
haha same don't need a gf got you lads haha hmmm
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>>71168508
I'm actually looking pretty good rn and have gotten lots of compliments lately.

only thing is since I started getting fit seems guys notice more than girls

>girl: oh you go to the gym???? lol
>guy: woah man your chest is looking huge now, bed you could crush a can with your bicep
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>>71168508
too anxious to join a gym
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>>71168548
Who's gonna be the queen if there isn't a monarchy?
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>>71168548
*draws sword and places it against your neck*
This is all the argument we need.
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>shag a uni slut at a party
>immediately recognise the struggle of the international proletariat

makes me think
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>>71168341
huh, exact same as me lad

/int/ is much better for the soul. being depressed and all, /pol/ just made me angry, miserable and spiteful
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>>71168508
I'm thin so thats good enough 2bh
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>>71168555
>>71168586

Haha bros before hoes lol I'm a real proper lad haha
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If Texas were its own country, would you move there?
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>>71168659
no
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>>71168647
this is a big thing
not healthy to be anxious and angry all the time
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Hugh Gaitskell blew almost all of the marshall plan money on keeping sterling as a reserve currency.

A lot of Britain's economic hangover is based on the country being broke after the war and simultaneously trying to build the welfare state and hold on to its non-India colonies. And DESU, they usually plumped for Empire over the welfare state, even Attlee's Labour government.
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>>71168632
*swoosh*

>>71168659
nah, hick hellhole
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>>71168631
you're the type of runt that shared 'funny' videos on his mobile at school

(read: do one)
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>>71168341
>/pol/ loves trannys and anime
this is wrong

>they are a bunch of fucking lonely repressed virgins
what makes you say that?
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Sounds like a lot of you guys need to go on /fit/ and get body dysmorphia like me lol
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>>71168613
same. guys mention it a lot but with girls i just notice a fuckload more looking/smiling at me. Im too autistic to do anything with thias information though.
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Labour 2020 manifesto

>RFID microchips in every white person to track their movements
>state enforced homosexuality for whites
>heterosexual propaganda banned from schools
>progressive income tax based on oppression level - white men taxed 99%, disabled black lesbians 0%
>the state stores your passport for you and you have to apply to borrow it back
>foreign aid increased to £500bn a year
>hate speech punishable by castration
>every private company nationalised
>upon leaving school you visit a job centre where an assessor assigns you a career

a tolerant society free of hate
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lads I can't cum without shouting "ANIME ANIME ANIME"
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watching underworld blood wars in 1-2minute spurts

about a quarter of the way in and been watching for a few hours now
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>>71168655
Would throw all my bros under a bus for a hoe tbqh.
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>>71168508
Nobody ever sees me in the flesh. I get Tesco, Amazon etc. to deliver all my stuff. I have to go 'round the corner to get the electricity key topped up every fortnight and I see my parents once a month, and a couple of mates now and then (who both have worse bodies than me) but other than that, the only appearances I make in public are online.
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>>71168659
Would you?
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>>71168679
this is true

the labour party has pretty much always been imperialist at the core

hence the sperging out over Corbyn, since he's genuinely anti-imperialist
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>>71168694
The cross section of /pol/ that visited the HWNDU stream was extremely runty
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>have to make a 24 hour reservation just to get my bike on a train

broken britain
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>>71168508
illness makes me lose weight
but I'm happy being a spooky skeleton, much better than being a fat fuck
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Lmao: >>71163786.
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>“many millennials leave work on the dot at 5pm every day and refuse to answer work calls or emails over the weekend”
>This is why a lot of organizations are frustrated with them

Fuck me for not working for free eh?
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>>71168738
maybe
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>>71168721
Pretty hot desu
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>>71168713
sounds like a wild ride lmao
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>>71168717
yea I mean its not like they don't notice, they just seem less aware compared to guys who will comment and joke about it
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>>71168508
it hasn't changed in over a decade

people told me that I would get fat in my 20s
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a single mum keeps flirting with me at work, might quit tbqh
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>>71168713
it's sad because women don't care about muscles either.
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>>71168508
don't have one
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Will someone give me the song playing at the catwalk when Montalbano is speaking to swedish model Karen?
~15'–25'
Rai's player only available in Italy.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0702vmm/the-young-montalbano-series-2-6-an-apricot
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>>71168744
But they were all yanks, of course they were
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>>71168796
you need all the help you can get mate
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will DEMOLISH any twiglets ITT
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>>71168718
Jezza's actual policies are based lad
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I'm Gen X and if a few decades of work have taught me anything, it's 'leave on time and turn off the mobile'.
Working mad hours and saying 'yes' to all the extra unpaid shit does not save you when 'cutbacks need to be made'.
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>>71168815
Most /pol/fags are Americans. The non yank ones that obsess over drumpf are probably even runtier
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ambivalent towards trump but i hate people who talk shite about him
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>>71168827
i smell projection.
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*drives to work with hitler*
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>>71168467
>buy cards and presents you stupid goys, it's the 14th of february
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Why the fuck do you runts allow Scotland to exist?

They speak "English" but they don't really speak English.
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>>71168718
>>upon leaving school you visit a job centre where an assessor assigns you a career

i really don't see the problem with this one tbqh

much better than having unemployment, miserable people in jobs they hate and NEETs

a rational, planned method to unemployment rather than bennies or sanctions
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>>71168790
planning to turn into her stepson?
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Who was in the wrong here?
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>>71168762
i just don't turn up to work on time the next working day if i get a call on the weekend. Look commited but in reality i'm doing the same/less hours
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>>71168862
Ah yes gen x the first generation to feel the boomers shaft up their media lubbed assholes
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>>71168762
Fortunately this is pretty much a given in most of Europe.
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>>71168908
apparently Justin is hot?
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>>71168876
but im not wrong. you're an ugly lanklet.
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>>71168744
don't forget as well that sample was most likely on the upper-end of the /pol/ runt spectrum, those were the people confident enough to leave their homes and appear on an online stream.

there would be much more /pol/sters too fat and self-counscious to waddle in front of that camera, as well as living outside ny in rural shithole with nothing better to do than eat and post on /pol/ all day
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>>71168898
it's kind of like ebonics except ebonics is funnier (this is coming from someone from scotland)
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Why do Scottish people say "ghettorrl" instead of girl
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>>71168920
I just saw an advert for a consulting internship with PwC.
To do an un-paid environmental consulting internship the stated requirements are a masters in an environmental subject.
If I have a masters in environmental consulting I should be at the point where I don't need to start at the fucking un-paid intern level.
Spend 4+ years and £40k+ on getting a qualification to only be considered for unpaid work?
Go fuck yourselves.
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>>71168762
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>>71168690
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>>71168944
>gif
fuck off
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>>71168750
you the constipationlad?
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>>71168898
scottish people on twitter have a lot in common with black people on twitter

really makes u think
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>>71168928
He's okay for a politician, still old-ish by now.
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>>71168923
Not in the UK at all. In fact i literally pulled that quote from /r/unitedkingdom
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>expending effort to attract females

You're doing it wrong.

Step 1: be attractive
Step 2: have sex
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>>71168851
hmm

1 and 8 are questionable

most of the rest seem quite good though
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>>71168944
always wondered what that was from
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more webms
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>>71168898
Limmy.

Struggling to think of another reason.
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https://youtu.be/QaOzfXLkYrQ
are jahans
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>>71168984

3. Be yourself
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The UK has a shockingly awful model for their society.

The young are supposed to pay for the elderly, but there are more and more elderly and less young.
You spend far more on the elderly than the young.
The elderly have hoarded wealth at the expense of the young, denying them opportunities for wealth and development that the elderly got for free.
There will be a reckoning, you can see it now in the NHS and social care, but the impact of a lost generation of low wage, no property owning people will hit hard in the next generations.

The baby boomers have, maybe not deliberately, selfishly put their own greed and entitlement over the well being of the country and the generations that follow in decades of short termist selfish policy.
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Killing geese is my passion
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>>71168851
I actually agree with a few of those. A national investment bank is something we should already have.
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>>71168939
My year long placement during uni was paid, 18k to do fuck all.
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>>71168993
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>>71168966
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>>71168901
Nah, I just can't take affection from people.
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>>71168981
>Let me tell you about your country
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>>71169029
*hoots at you*
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>webms
Fuck off
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>>71168867
see
>>71168580

Not everyone who goes to /pol/ gives a shit about drumpf, especially non-clapfats
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>>71168993
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>out for drinks with gf
>see an old mate with his gf
>we get chatting, talking about old stuff, what we've been up to
>internally i want a foursome

what's wrong with me
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>Have job for british company, office located in US
>Make 65k
>Look at exact same job, office located in London, offers 45k in GBP

Why are your wages so much lower?
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>>71169081
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>>71168984
3. be over 182cm if you want attractive female partner
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But what's Trump's daughter doing there anyway.
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>>71169103
you want to suck his cock?
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>>71169081
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>>71169108
btfo. stupid cunt
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Men in Britain earn £12,500 less in 20s than generation before
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>>71169106
that would have been 90k USD a decade ago
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>>71169111

She's pretty
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>>71169103
>biscum
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>>71169171
>gif
fuck off
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>>71169150
Old people here are very selfish so I wouldn't be surprised if they're pleased about this.
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>>71169164
she isn't

emperors new clothes
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>>71169125
no i want us to take turns fucking our gf's and fucking each other's gfs in front of each other
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>>71168993
I've got so many I'll have to pick at random. 95% of them have nudity though so janny might screw his nut.
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>>71168900
How does everyone getting a government assigned career eliminate miserable people in jobs they hate?
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There are now two distinct classes in Britain: Those who own property and those who are getting poorer
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Glass of coke and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps for my late night snack

https://twitter.com/everywhere_cum/status/831207573151948801
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>>71169186
cuck
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going to counselling on wednesday haha
first time ever
figure i should actually do something about my problems
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Hello
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>>71169081
have another
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>>71169186
gay cuck
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>>71169193
How are you getting poorer if your income exceeds expenditure?
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>>71169009
he always sounds like he's trying to sound like doctor who to me
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>>71168993
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wtf? i hate brits now!

https://twitter.com/crimesofbrits
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>>71168993
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>I see you're using an old style, I wondered where you'd learned it from
>you know very well, its yours too...
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>>71169028
>maybe not deliberately
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>>71169185

Would like to see her without clothes if you catch my drift
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/brexit-latest-news-four-times-worse-uk-economy-eu-departure-mit-economists-john-van-reenen-trade-a7570016.html

>Brexit four times worse for UK economy than previously believed, say MIT economists

KICKING AND SCREAMING
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>>71169186
congratulations on the most pathetic post of the thread.
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>>71169230
Open your third eye lad
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>>71169280
I am poor and voted for Brexit just to fuck over everyone else though.
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>>71169280
>believing the experts

did you live under a rock for the entire duration of 2016?
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>>71168851
Number 1 is stupid and number 9 is basically 'make Britain weak and import more muslims'
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>>71169256
I kek'd
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>>71169256
HE WAS A SKATER BOY
I SAID SEE YA LATER BOY
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>>71169280
Glass houses there Randy
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>>71169280
(((economists)))
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>>71169048
>>71169060
ROARED
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>>71169301
except for im looking at literal statistics pointing at businesses pulling out of the UK since Brexit

There Fintech industry has seen significant divestments ever since the referendum. They were number 1 country in Fintech investment before the vote, now they are barely 3rd.
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Rate me guys.

Personally I consider myself 6/10, not attractive by any means but above average. Height is 5'6" by the way.

Pic related.
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lunchtime convos among nomoloids at work are basically them going through facebook and showing each other ladbible videos and laughing hysterically
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>>71169211
>>71169228
Swinging is not cuckholding dumb children

It's still degenerate and biologically we're wired against sharing our wives
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>>71169221
anxiety ?
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>>71169311
is that soap or kerosene
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>>71169382
have a guess retard
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>>71169227
What the fuck was his problem?
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>>71169382
not sure but it seems quite inflammable
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>>71169387
why do Slavs have such a pathological desire for death and suffering?
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Unfortunate lads
Unfortunate lads
What do you intend on doing
What do you intend on doing
When they move upon you?
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>>71169369
>wanting another man to fuck your gf while you watch isn't cuckolding

ok m8
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>>71169236

where's this from la
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>>71169341
and to think management would have pulled him for health and safety regulations
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>>71169424
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>>71169381
get extremely uncomfortable with the concept of people getting close to me, so i push everybody away
have got loads of friends and hobbies but deep down i'm completely empty inside
first time i had sex i had a panic attack (this was over 4 years ago) and the thought of intimacy still gives me similar feelings

decades of neglect does this i suppose
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>>71169439
haven't the foggiest
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>>71169236
fucking great post
blading's back baby
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>>71169467
Sounds like here
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>>71169467
Ah yes Timmins, Ontario
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>>71168501
I can't tell if they really dress like that, if it is ironic cosplay or if the one of the left is a boy or girl.
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My hypothesis is that Autism, including Asperger's Syndrome, is largely the result of the conscious mind intruding upon or occupying parts and functions of the brain which it does not normally occupy. We have an 'expanded consciousness' in a sense, though this doesn't imply superiority in any way, as there are both advantages and disadvantages to this. Nothing here should be construed to assert that Aspies are in any way superior to NTs, or vice-versa, as I don't believe either to be true.
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>>71169496
hell all of Ontario north of Highway 7
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>>71169478
i'd like to help but all I have is anxiety

at least your cbt will be getting a prostitute
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>>71169497
The jorts are unironic
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>>71169514
shut the fuck up
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Luckily I'm a VERY strong man
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rate the new watch lads
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>>71169529
cbt isn't counselling
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>>71169387
>lefties ankle
threw up a bit desu
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>>71168508
A "good" physique requires steroids.
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LEWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT OWN PERIL!!!!!!!!!!
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have shagged a different girl two weekends in a row now

think the new hair style and the fact that ive been lifting for the past 4 months has really helped me out
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do i get the proto gf something for valentines lads? shes chinese so i doubt it means much to her but could be a bonus
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>>71169571
Fucking hell lad this is a blue board
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>>71169572
oh but our resident casinova 190cm dickhead says women dont care about muscles.
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>>71169529
i used to have horrible anxiety but i've mostly got over it
you just have to realize that anxiety exists because your brain thinks you're in a dangerous situation so makes you anxious as a response
once you realize that it's just a feeling with no deeper meaning you can acknowledge the anxiety and dismiss it. it's as irrational as being scared of spiders, doesn't need to control your life because it's not significant, just something created by your mind to impose unnecessary boundaries on your life
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>>71169280
>STILL pushing project fear
Didn't anyone tell them they already lost 8 months ago?
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>>71169586
Get her a single rose and you'll get a decent blowie
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>>71169280
>guys we totally need to just let these guys rule us from now on, it might cost us MONEY if we don't!!!
Think keeping our sovereignty will cost as much as it did in WW2?

Best to get out now while we can. They said they wouldn't introduce an EU currency. They said they wouldn't impose their own court of law. They said they wouldn't dictate a member's economic policy. They're now proposing an actual "European Defence Union," an army controlled unilaterally by the EU council. After saying they would never do that.

If you can't see their plan then you are blind as a bat.
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>>71169555
they'll give you it to sort it though
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>>71169514
counter-hypothesis: autism is a damaged disabled brain attempting to compensate for its damaged areas by strengthening others, creating a very strange hyper-focused personality in specific areas.

synthesis: Autism is a symptom of the next step in human evolution (developing Psychic abilities) but many human bodies are unable to cope so they break down into a hyper-enclosed mess due to the overwhelming amount of extrasensory information.
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>>71169459
I was planning on posting this same webm.
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in france 2bh
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>>71169612
Their plan is publicly known you twat

No ones hiding the fact that they want a European super state
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Don't know if the world has just become more political or if I've just started paying much closer attention to politics
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were most lesbians molested as kids? asking for myself, not a friend.
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>>71169572
what's your hairstyle?
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autism is defined fundamentally by a failure to identify other people as equally conscious and sapient beings
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>>71169601
just time and cbt worked for me sort of

not fully over it yet
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>alphabets

Fuck off
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gf shat the bed again. wish she'd stop sleeping naked.
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>>71169633
AH YES spergs are just under developed x men
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>>71169640

madman

Lol Allah
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>autism is x

fuck up
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>>71169191
Because done properly, it could end the alienation people experience at work

Labour should be fulfilling, not a source of pain

>>71169193
Been this way for centuries
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just dropkicked the cat through the posts from behind the 22 lads
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>>71169662
the denial of humanities spiritual nature has lead to the masses clinging to temporal politics for meaning.
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Reminder John Oliver strongly advised yanks to reinforce their reservoir infrastructure and they voted for Bogfart instead
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>>71169709
>humanities spiritual nature
spooky
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>>71169695
not under-developed
malformed or prototypical
they have zero potential to advance beyond their damaged state.
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Just stole some passionfruit off the tree next door LOL
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>>71169683
6 21 3 11/15 6 6/25 1 14 11
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>>71168322
>not immediate stabilization of all white males

Racist detected
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>>71169745
I'll show you passion, fruit.
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>>71169688
I've noticed that girls often wee either directly before or directly after they poo, not sure if it is the same when they are in bed though
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>>71169739
yet you defend the biggest spooks of all?
reckon you've never touched the Ego and its Own
>>
>tfw latent psychic abilities
>>
Some runt just took one of my poisoned passionfruit, LOL
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>>71169745
Reported your post for illegal content.
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Might go to Gibraltar on my own
Think I might get lonely though it's only small
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no one here has proper autism

real autism is the shit you see on that loius theroux doc. its a full on learning disability and is quite debilitating sometimes.

most 'autists' on 4chan have mild aspergers or are just a bit further up the spectrum than the average person. still inhibits normal functioning though.

t. support worker
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Anyone south of the Dixieline shouldn't be allowed to vote tbqh
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>>71169704
>get assigned a career you would have hated if you chose it yourself
>for some reason you don't hate it because it was assigned
?
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>>71169739
Ah what a smart guy realizing that ownership isn't tangible or real
>>
need a haircut soon I think otherwise I risk looking like I just walked out of a 1970s time warp
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>>71169821
Anyone south of the Dixieline shouldn't be allowed to live tbqh
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>non binary numbers

Fuck off
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>>71169819
>t. support worker
you don't happen to be the lad who's been here for about 2-3 years
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>>71169823
its real because we make it real.
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Alri lads
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>>71169597
wow i didnt mean to hurt your feelings.
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unironicly been training my psychic abilities lately in conjunction with my already regular meditation
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>>71169835
Just get a Hitler youth haircut friend
>>
hows your composure, where is your posture
oh no no
you're pulling the trigger, pulling the trigger
alllll wrong
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>>71169851
yeh been here a while
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>>71169819
Were all mostly highly functional autists

The only proper neurotypicals are during day /brit/
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>>71169659
They've never said they want to strip every member state of sovereignty completely, making them vassals with no option to leave, but that's blatantly what they're doing. You think once the EU has an army they won't start demilitarising the other countries? "Why do you need an armed forces? EU will keep you safe." Then they will enforce that arms ban by force. Then if you want to vote out of the Union, forget it. I bet there would eventually be staged "terror attacks" by "anti-union separatist groups." More reason to hate those who go against the union, more reason to allow them to crush dissent, more reason to give them more money and power.
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>>71169857
thats good because you didnt
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>>71169866
could be a plan
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>>71169876
Nah im a complete normie desu. literally had sex yesterday and just got home from work 45 minutes ago
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did cavemen have any free time?
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>>71169898
loads
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about to roll a joint
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>>71169852
Ownership isn't real. The only "real" thing is the consequences I face for violating property rights

Jail is real, property isn't
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>>71169887
you realise though actual hot girls don't care about muscles yeah?

status > face > height >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. "muscles".
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>>71169856
fuck of fback to /tv/
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>>71169822
The assignment would take into account personal preference

Now, obviously it won't happen under a Tory government, but under a proper socialist government, it could work
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>ywn be a young, handsome, wealthy Jew married into a powerful family
>ywn have the President's ear and be his most trusted advisor
>ywn bang his most beautiful daughter in the White House
>ywn be Jared Kushner

why even live?
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>>71169893
Normals don't socialize with autists
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DERMOT O' QUEERY!
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>>71169861
nice gif

post more comfy gifs
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What'll be the next big thing after transgenders
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>>71169873
>females lose control of their bladder when excited

hopefully this puts an end to the squirting myth
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>>71169873
explain this
>>
eating some carrots
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>>71169932
>caring what girls think
confirmed never making it
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>>71169955
Yes we do. I even go to /r/incels at times because its hilarious.

you guys are an interesting group to study
>>
>>71169925
again, the majority of society's members have agreed collectively to abide by a set of ownership philosophies and laws. it is real because we have made it real.
>>
>>71169932
Truthful post tbqhwy put personality in between face and height
>>
>>71169934
'I would like to work in architectural design'

'Sorry, don't have any vacancies in that sector. Perhaps you would like to apply for a call centre job?'

ahh yes
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>>71169964
romantic as opposed to abusive pedos
>>
>>71169968
weewee
>>
>>71169964
ethical paedos
>>
>>71169968
girls pee. they also poo.
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>>71169781
Men don't too? I do
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Happy Valentines lads
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I hate to say this, but 9 times out of 10 Lisicki is absolutely correct and spot on about everything
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>>71169979
The fact that you engage in anthropological exploits concerning autists means you're not a proper normie yourself

Most normies don't even know what an incel is
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>>71169964
paedos
>>
EVERYONE north of Sutton Coldfield, east of Coventry, west of Wolverhampton or south of Solihull should be gassed
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>>71170031
put your trip back on you slag
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>>71169932
but they do. having a good physique is what girls notice first.

it isn't the most important but it definitely helps.

you being a skinny lanky dork only holds you back - especially since you're an ugly cunt with a disgusting voice. your height only accounts for so much.
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>>71169963
Get Wallpaper Engine and you can make these your desktop background
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>>71170005
>>71170010
huh
>>
>>71169979
study THIS
*unsheathes katana*
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>>71169964

romanticism
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>I hate to say this, but 9 times out of 10 Lisicki is absolutely correct and spot on about everything
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go see can i get some food
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>>71169964
Hindu warrior cults
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>>71169991
Call Centre jobs would be eliminated or automated. No need for such consumerist bullshit.

Also the capitalist concept of "vacancy" would be replaced by the maxim of satisfying social demands.

Working hours would be vastly reduced. But given that all your needs would be met in return for performing socially necessary and social work, there would be no shortage of labour.
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>>71170050
>>71170084
I'm not him you virgin cunts
>>
whats my name?
molly ringwald, bobby brown
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>>71170080
>>71170080
>>71170080
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>>71170055
I have this on my laptop since its linux, but I imagine windows would chug along with something like that.
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>>71170100
>Parashuram
bossman tbqh still living too
>>
>>71169856

alri puyol
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>>71169976
>>71169988
>>71170054
literally refer to:

>>71169949

see look at him, where are his "muscles"
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Saving all these .gifs
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>>71169934
>under a proper socialist government, it could work
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