/brit/

just had sex

maisie

>>71166356
good

>>71166326
delete this post mate

just had sex with a paddy

>>71166317
australia is nice but it just seems like a weird copy of america which is too hot, too expensive and has too many bungalows

I can't prepare for death anymore than I already have.

>>71166319
>tell the banks to fuck off
excellent idea
let me know how that goes

>>71166356
What was his name?

chicken jalfrezi, peshwari naan, 3 poppadoms and a can of sprit boss.

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fuck jocks and paddies

just plowed some maplenigger and potatonigger

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BELLOWING

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>I can't prepare for death anymore than I already have.

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GAS THE SCOTPAKIS

FUCKING INBRED PAKIS ARE A FUCKING DRAIN ON OUR SUPERIOR ANGLO ECONOMY

it's funny that indian food is so mainstream in the uk whereas over here it's "exotic"

me and the lads last weekend x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkAZHZy8EQI

>>71166405
bit gay

>>71166356
I like mashed potato as well.

>>71166406
who's that?

>>71166326
El Farty-Shith Pooreshitdenté de los Poonited Sharts of Arsemericack, Toilet Bog Fart

>>71166415
how's chinese food in canada

are the welsh celtic or anglo

fucking hell Trudeau really cucked Toilet Bog Fart today

>>71166406
isn't there surgery for that? I'd get it ASAP, would be cucked for life with that jawline.

Just had sex with my own willy

>>71166428
ah yes, wetherspoons

>>71166446
Stale gimmick
>>71166455
Celtic
t. Welshman

>>71166455
brythonic celts

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work tomorrow

drumpf is a fat poo head diversity is good we need more refugees britain doesn't need racist countryside kill all rorkes build more minarets not churches ok

>>71166455
they're awful

>It was written by Wellington friends Chaz Harris and Adam Reynolds, who say they grew up questioning whether being gay was wrong because same sex couples never featured in their childhoods.
>"We wanted to try to normalise homosexuality," Mr Reynolds says.

>>71166487
I like this gimmick

holy shite greece is so beutiful omg

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Bought some weed, did i get stiffed lads?

>>71166507
bit gay

>>71166455
at this point cucked celts who are basically anglos

>>71166486
ummm try going to other countries once in a while hun :) x

>>71166525
all celts are cucked

ass
Dick
Color
Synthesize
Tits

>>71166433
Calvin Lee Vail

>>71166449
akin to Indian there probably
its omnipresent and varies wildly in quality

>>71166356
t. potato's right hand

the goal is to be a deliveroo cyclist in sydney

>>71166517
haha yes. buy online mate

>>71166537
dick and tits are not yankisms

>>71166449
noodles and chicken balls

people like thai better i think

>>71166455
We're Celts

Death to Anglos

>>71166537
>Dick
>Tits
Not yank things

business idea: stick my willy in the toaster and film it

>Fifteen hundred copies were printed, with 45 per cent of presales going to the United States and Canada, while 32 per cent were sold in New Zealand and Australia.

>Promised Land is a fairy tale about a prince and a farm boy who become friends and then fall in love.

>>71166382
australia is a bit more of a daring synthesis between america and britain, always think brits who refuse to consider moving here are "muh heritage"'s in denial, it's an objectively wealthier country and wages are much higher
though it is expensive, depending on your job and if you want to experience the international relevance of living in LA or NY I'd go there

>>71166565
>>71166557
k

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>Islamic symbol in game
why

marmalade, jam, jelly or fruit preserve?

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>>71166487

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canada on meltdown

australia is shit mate

got a big uncut australian dick here

>>71166618
how autistic do you have to be to notice or care about this? christ

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>>71166406
why do Americans have such weak jaws?

>>71166640
Nice where'd you get it

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the dream

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>>71166593
>>71166507
>a prince and a farm boy who become friends and then fall in love.

Not on my bloody watch, cunt

>>71166647
*calls you a cuck*

babestation

sticking my big anglo cock in a small scotpaki women rn gm

>>71166601
been fucking an australian exchange student she's a good lass

>>71166517
badly

are you a runtoid student or something, you should call him back and be like what the fuck is this shite

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>>71166671
*bullies you*
*gives you a swirlie*

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>>71166566
Well, the numbers check out. But what's your USP?

>>71166517
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
how much did you pay for that?

>>71166667
enjoy never getting an erection again

>>71166655
tiny feet

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Trump, who is fast becoming the poster boy for awkward handshakes after an agonizing 19 second long handshake with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, is said to be self conscious about how his hands are perceived.

>>71166714
where can I get that t-shirt?

>>71166635
top banter

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me in the pic

shing don mak te

biggest problem about being left wing on FB:

every now and again you'll see a girl's unironic armpit hair

fucking disgusting.

tarquin is the worst forced gimmick i have ever seen

at least attempt to make the name sound posh and not a lower class african-american name.

>>71166551
t. dead in the first week

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>>71166753

dont believe it x

no chance of me ever having sex. i'm autistic and ugly as fuck.

>>71166707
Bet i could sell you it you runts then make you lick my penis

>>71166716

scrotum doing the ol' stick to the thigh routine

>>71166737
YUUUUGE bank account

>>71166783
just stop being autistic and you'll have sex.

>>71166775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFyOC5FbJWU

it looks so empty and chill though. cant imagine any crime happening either

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>tarquin is the worst forced gimmick i have ever seen

>at least attempt to make the name sound posh and not a lower class african-american name.

>>71166774
Tarquin is a posh name though

What else would you suggest? Horatio?

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>>71166753

>>71166783
gg life

>>71166715
w-whats a USP

>>71166707
kys runt i will make u suck my dick

>>71166783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI

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the summer roadtrip

>>71166667
roll my eyes when I see people on shit like this.

>>71166815
oh yeah? let's see the evidence

>>71166839
University of the South Pacific (Public university in Suva, Fiji)
Suva, Fiji
Notable alumni: Rajesh Chandra, David Robie, Iolu Abil

>>71166825
>god delusion

as an unironic argument

>>71166772
>biggest problem
>being left wing
found it

>>71166822
hugo is pretty close

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Certainly causes you to ponder

you cannot prove there is no god, so you can be an agnostic at best

>>71166669

Lel

giving out the cheekiest answers fathomable on yahoo answers right now

>>71166795
>>71166845

not a chance


im not a coward like you

>>71166326
source on this?

Banned from /leftypol/ again for laughing at their conspiracy theories about the FBI subverting "genuine" socialist movements like BlackLivesMatter

What am I doing with my life

>>71166795
t. dark web runt who's too much of a mug to know dealers

>>71166783
Just be yourself

>>71166888
correct
at the same time you can't prove there is a god either
anyone who isn't agnostic is a fool

>>71166856
a Brit from /trv/ drove from Hong Kong to Cape Town with his mates

>>71166860
yes cos you're a fat cunt who cant bike

>>71166856
>niger
keke

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>>71166888
You cannot prove there is no Easter Bunny, so you should believe in it

>>71166869
unironically a good book

>>71166871
ireland is a left wing "nation"

>>71166909
hello COINTELPRO

what is the easiest developed country to move to for a Brit with CS degree

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give me some posh names

more like the bog delusion

>>71166920
no, because they usually ride poorly and are all about the image.

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>>71166618
There it is again

Why

Was this a thing of the 90s

>>71166977
Britain

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>>71166888

i'm agnostic about everything

>>71166885
can you give me a quick rundown on this girl(?)?

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>materialists

>>71166968
And its their single biggest problem

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>>71166774
It's an upper middle class London suburbs name, foisted on sheltered kids by ultra-progressive vegan wankers.

See pic, Viz pretty much nailed it.

>>71166952
>implying i implied le leap of faith
>implying there are consequences for not believing in the easter bunny

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>newtonians

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>>71166974
t. Gerry Adams on holiday

>australia

nice, developed and tidy but the entire country is either desert, boring copy and paste suburbs or generic new world high streets

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watchu' lookin at anglo?

>>71167016
thought that was turtlemong at first

>strong, square jaw
>thick hair
>6'2"
>broad shoulders

Thank you based genetics

>>71167005
that's because you're stuck in a state of perpetual scepticism
a sort of mental adolescence where you attack everything and can never build

>>71166982
Posh Spice
>>71167039
This video was actually really good

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>>71167011
Cracky Chan

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>>71167017
>haha dude just ignore the real world

>>71167059
How do you even style thick hair. Wouldn't it just bounce back to its regular position?

>>71166818
http://www.sm h.com.au/entertainment/books/even-tour-de-france-winner-cadel-evans-finds-cycling-in-sydney-too-intimidating-20161117-gss316.html

It's not about crime, it's just a terrible environment for cycling. lots of little roads from unorganised urban planning, tight corners, have to cycle on the road etc.
though I do wish I had a bike, looks comfy. I live in the area of that youtube video and it would be fun

if the bible came out today, nobody would believe it

had a runny and sneezy nose today

So sad!

>>71167071
that's not much of a rundown :/

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>he thinks the menu is the meal

>>71167087
>*listens in awe-stricken wonder to Slavoj Zizek's latest slurred ramblings on continental philosophy*

>>71167033
>>implying there are consequences for not believing in the easter bunny

there are only consequences for not believing in God because society deemed it so thousands of years ago when the world lived in stunted ignorance

If God existed, it would be necessary to destroy him

>>71167071
this was cancer even back in the date

>>71166888
objectively yeah
subjectively you can categorize yourself any way you want

>>71167123
out
Cracky-chan (aka Sky Queen, ScareCrowMaiden) was the first camgirl to be posted on 4chan’s /b/ board way back in 2005. Her nickname “Cracky-chan” was given to her because she looked as if she had “Snorted crack”. She’s extremely important in the internet history of 4chan because she defined what /b/ thinks today of camgirls. It was she who first coined the phrase “’sup 4chan” which is now widely used on imageboards and forums.
Origins
In 2005 photos of an English schoolgirl with black animal ears and badly applied red make-up appeared on the random board. The first Cracky image was posted at 02:17 on January 6th, 2005. It showed her in a sailor outfit with the phrase “’Sup 4chan” written on her palm. The images were quickly pronounced cute and sweet by Anonymous and she was given the name Cracky-chan.

>>71167108
yeh and its fucing annoying

>>71166905
this please

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>>71166839
*exchanges concerned glances with the other dragons*
"What's a USP?"
Oh dear. I'd just like to say at this point... I'm out.

>>71167108
nopoo my man, nopoo.

*reaches out to shake your hand*

>>71167087

what do you mean by "real world"

looks like meats back on the menu, boys.

>>71167128
I don't even like Zizek that much but the worst materialist is by default more rational and worthwhile than any mystic, spiritual or idealist nonsense.

>>71167111
what area is it?

>have to cycle on the road
so no different to 95% of the world

>>71167158
*zaps you with my practical joke handshake electric shocker*

>listening to based John Martyn

>>71167158
*death grips your pathetic, pale and clammy fishgrip*

let's play chess

https://lichess.org/7R1ME2Jh

>>71167158
*grimly rips your arms off*

>>71167158
*autistically pulls on your arm*

>>71167197
*screams in pain as my body lights up and you can see my bones like an x-ray*

>>71167023
>a wanker for not participate in cannibalism

>>71167111
>lots of little roads from unorganised urban planning, tight corners, have to cycle on the road etc.
guessing you've never been to a british city lmao

>>71167144
4chan back in the day sounds cancerous af

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>>71167158
*wipes my arse*
*doesn't wash*
*shakes your hand*

so umm...
*walks slowly towards you*

>>71167228
No. That wouldn't happen in real life. It's impossible.

How often do you take a shit, /brit/? And where does all the shit go?

whenever i piss in a public toilet i make sure to get at least 40% of it on the floor

>>71167238
>cannibalism
humans aren't the same species

silly trot

figured I could do with eating less meat and more fish and now I'm literally addicted to canned mackerel

its really fucking good. way meatier than any other fish I've eaten

Girl on tinder matched me at 2:30am on a Tuesday

Must be fucking insane

In the middle of a chess game and have never played chess before wtf do i do

Any of you lads called 'Emile'?

the architecture in london is sublime

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>>71167260
*marches with intent in your direction*

>>71167144
thank you

I did not know this

>>71167297
develop the horsies, they can jump which no other piece can do, they are very important

>>71167271
I make the rules here and the German is correct.

Apologise

>>71167278
once a day

the sewer presumably

>>71167293
Yessss good paddy good paddy, paddy loveses his fishsies
*strokes your fur*

>>71167293
weren't you posting about mackerel this morning too?

>>71167291
>muh arbitrary technicality

animals have a nervous system you cunt

*chucks a spear at you*

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>>71167331
any ideas i dont know

>>71167297
checkmate them

>>71167367
>flag

uhhhh wow, racist much?

*has a romantic moment with myself*

*checks work email*

hmm, no new emails

*gives your balls a light squeeze*

>>71167331
wrong

>>71167238
1. Carnists are not cannibals. Cannibals eat their own species. Carnists eat species different from their own.
2. I didn't imply that vegans are wankers, I said that people who call their kids Tarquin are both vegan AND wankers.
3. Vegans, like 99.99% of the human population, ARE actually wankers.

>>71167356
wtf cannibalism are you on about

>>71167367
*dodges it*

>>71167368
this image makes me angry

On average I eat 2900calories, 140g protein, 43g fibre at a cost of £6.87 each day.


hmmmm

>>71166783
hooker

>>71167309
sister is emily how's that?

work tomorrow lads

going to wake up early and go for a jog first though

>>71167087
>not being a materialist means you ignore the world
t. materialist
thinking the desert of the real is some solid tangible thing with coherent rules and can only be navigated with your nose to the ground is a very silly and irrational way to live.

materialism is like a warm blanket because it tells us everything is very straightforward and logical when it isn't

>>71167426
nope

>>71167356
So? Humans are the masters of the world. We do what we want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzuuS-1CB_Q

Bantre

>>71167425
why

>>71167439
>going to wake up early and go for a jog first though

absolute madman

just conceded a last minute goal fifa to prevent promotion

honestly gutted someone hold me

british pre-war architecture is objectively the most beautiful and most varied in the world

>>71167352
couldn't have been me. was at work

>>71167288
same here, weeing on things that aren't yours is fun

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>work tomorrow

oh, don't remind me!

Where did everything go so wrong

why are nonces disproportiately also gay?

>>71167495
Deanoooooooooooooooo

*imposes sanctions on you*

Think I might have become a normie lads.

A girl at work asked me if I could get her a rose and chocolate for valentines day and another girl at work was talking about another colleague and said something along the lines of "she isn't normal like us".

So just thought I would give you this blog update.

>>71167190
>>71167242
read the article lads
>While the narrowness of streets, volume of traffic, poor cycling infrastructure and distance from the CBD to good riding areas were factors, Evans said there was just too little respect on the roads.
granted evans is probably more worried about small injuries because he's an athlete but still, you hear of people dying quite often (usually yuros on holiday)

>what area is it
newtown
didn't watch the full think but it looks like he started out on king street

>>71166783
just smile and be yourself

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>>71167510
I'm in the same boat

>>71167472
im shit at chess but it looks like every useful piece is locked in by pawns to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENeCYwms-Cc

>>71167450
is this legit? loooool

5 degrees tomorrow rising to 10 by the weekend

winter is over i reckon

>Views didn't win AOTY

BS

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think im doing well tbqh

>>71167524
*launches a missile into the ocean*

>>71167518
Greed la just plain unadulterated simple virginal Greed

where's cheap to go to europe for a few days on my own

>>71167529
What did you ask the girl to get you for valentines day you normie skidmark?

brendanposts always elicit such a unique feeling

there's the whole humour associated with the meme but at the same time a palpable sense of despair and sadness

when people looks back at us and our exploitation and abuse of animals, they'll look back at us in shock just as we do to racism in America.

I'm literally the Brad Pitt in 12 years a slave.

>>71167602
pretty much anywhere really

>>71167585
if you're white you're going to lose your bishop or queen

>>71167585
Your'e fucked la

>cycling
>reach traffic and can't filter through it at all
>have to wait at the back like a car runt

worst feel

>>71167623
post face

John Oliver is my favourite comedian and I also get all of my political views from him.

>>71167585
if you're white you're about to get fucked

>>71167549
desu a good tactic against medicore opposition can be to build a solid defensive pawn line and have everything else waiting for some reactionary strike-backs

the stalemate lasts ages but when it all kicks off you typically end up with the upper hand

>>71167623
more like sad shit in 12 years a virgin LOL

>>71167628
not an argument
was looking for reccomendations

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crime

need a priyanka chopra gf

>>71167668
i don't believe you

>>71167608
Nowt, I don't really care and it cost me less than £10 for a Rose and the chocolates she likes.

>>71167694
I'm planning to go to ashgabat

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*cancels my monthly €1 payment to your patreon account*

>>71167644
I cycle loads and never have this problem

you must have low agility/courage

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>>71167706
it's the way i fly to you

>>71167649
no

>>71167685
that's only funny to you because you being a Catholic country, think it's standard practice to get nonced by the local priest.

>>71167670
?? ?

that says 'hate you' in sumerian

>>71167716
haha you got me, it was all a ruse xx

>>71167771
Very interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z8_Xf5tZ5k

new steve lads

>>71167426
Eat 3200 calories, 239g protein for less than that

>>71167790
Well deserved tbqh

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>>71167749

>>71167763
ah yes, the famous rectangle language

>>71167771
still think griminal is the best name for an mc

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>>71167771

>>71167763
□□□□ □□□ □□ □□□□□ □□ □□□□
translate this, nerd

>>71167823
nope

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>>71167356

>>71167808
doing a watch

>>71167790
staged

deleted that post

Who here will vote for The Incredible Flying Brick in Central Stoke-on-Trent in the by-election?
>>71136274
this post.

>>71167356
honestly don't even think you're being serious

>look lol they have fur, that means they're not human right XD

they have a nervous system you fucking cannibal cunt

>>71167856
wonder if it only shows up on your own browser and no one elses

Sad!

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>watching documentary on BBC 1 about some cunt from brechin working as a bounty hunter in the states
>puts on a yank accent to fool one of his targets into meeting him
>sounds utterly comical but unironically works
Yanks are thick as fucking mince lads.

Imagine a yank trying to mimic any British accent. You'd know he was spoofing before he opened his mouth.

Meanwhile some gadge with a thick Scottish accent can put on a caricature Texas drawl and get away with it. Howling at these mong cunts.

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>>71167737
>she asks you for presents on a scam 'holiday'
>it will cost you money
>you don't ask her for anything

>>71167749
>>71167834
>gifs
fuck off

business idea: leave bibles in hotel rooms

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committing a bit of cannibalism

>>71167906
>Doing nice things for people is bad

>>71167903
jellyfish have a nervous system..

>>71167867
just for the effort put into this post, I'll give you a you after all.

refer to: >>71167903

>>71167904
a copy pasted a bunch of squares you big beef melt

>>71167905
Why is Jeremy crying?

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>>71167790
Superior escalator shenanigans.

I'd eat people if it didn't make you sick

>>71167749
>>71167834
mcmahonposting should become an meme

>>71167790
literally have no idea why people believe this is real

>>71167957
dont care

is west hampstead the best endz

>>71167925
alri gideon

sumerian looks like a demon language

i drinking irish breakfast tea now.
without milk and sugar

business idea: leave copies of the god delusion in hotel rooms

>>71167891
ah yes, the rare, soulful, funloving asian
literally 1/1000

>>71167823
that includes dinners out (once a week generally), plus I buy lunches at work instead of bringing my own...usually £3.20/day

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>>71167967
I do enjoy that one

>>71167906
he might get to fuck her, better than some dumb chocolate

anyone been to Sofia or Bucharest? What are like and how are they compared to Budapest?

will i get mugged by gypsies?

???

'runt'

Pretty sure housemate and his gf never have sex

Have shitty sound insulation so can hear everything....they've heard me in the act loool

>>71167367
[catches it in mid-flight and throws it back at ingredibly hihg speet]

>>71167957
big beef melt is literally the worst sub one can have from subway, it's literal shit tier

>>71168039
wouldn't he have smashed his head by doing that? i doubt those pools are that deep.

Just doing some exercise x

>>71168084
kek

i fucked all of you

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doing a realisation

>>71168070
I once asked /brit/ about learning cuneiform script

this seems like TOO much of a coincidence

>>71168119
Same. Fun fact, it is only time I am on /brit/ or 4chan

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subway is too expensive

If you must eat a Subway, make sure it's an Italian BMT.

If some one collected all my posts in /brit/ I think everyone would be laughing lol :)

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>>71168110
does seem a little risky, he's quite small though so I'm sure he's fine