Southern Powerhouse Edition
maisie
>le planning red tape
what is this shit
what I see everyday:
Recommended for development
Approved
Approved
Permission in principle
Approved
Approved
Permitted Development
Approved
Approved
Local authorities need to bend the laws of physics to refuse something that can't be turned round on appeal.
https://www.instagram.com/iamthomaspowell/?hl=en
is this guy actually good looking? hm.
Fuck Britain and the British
BAN THE BERCOW LADS
Even if they build more houses you're going to be living 15 miles away from your work place.
you're cucked in all dimensions.
susan
Nothing better than sitting by Southampton port watching a 15,000 TEU vessel cruise slowly into the port, seemingly bursting at the seams with cheap chinese products and clothes made by dirty Indians.
>>71164524
you shouldn't have to grovel for permission in the planning system in the first place
Eat more fibre
Stop watching porn
Go outside more
Exercise
We need a maximum population
if we're at the limit then the oldest person alive gets euthanized for each newborn
Dissolve the UK.
Independent English, Scottish, Welsh and Irish republics.
GOOD
NIGHT
ALT
RIGHT
>>71164492
>Powerhouse
More like SHOWERhouse am I right lads?
>>71164540
I live 15 miles from work but it's a 20 minute commute. Pretty comfy desu.
>>71164564
ah yes very sustainable
>>71164612
yeah but it costs alot to ride trains
Alright lads. Need help with this, if anybody can give me genuine help am willing to give them a tenner voucher on amazon or sometihng.
I'm applying for this job that asks me 'why are you suitable to join us?' but the next question is 'why do you want to join us?'
What is the difference in answers they're looking for? I feel they're very similar.
I.e. suitable because I have the skillset
Want to because i have the right skill set.
Not sure how to differentiate the answers.
>>71164524
all those approved applications fall within the narrow paramters of the local development frameworks
>>71164487
England has what 50m or something
Not much bigger than Ireland, it's a bit mad
>>71164595
Genuinely looks like a zoo
>>71164636
is actually
Wish we had trams here lads
>>71164595
You've only made them, and a few others, more racist
>>71164595
whats happening in this webm and why?
my bible
susan
>>71164640
>Want to because i have the right skill set.
are you autistic? Want to means do you have a natural interest in it fucking christ
>>71164640
why suitable = if your skills match the job
why join = your motivation for choosing this particular company
>>71164640
first is about your skillset or academic background, second i'd go with how you fit their core company values and more personality based answer desu
>>71164640
First question is about your skills and how they are relevant to the company.
Second is about your motive for joining.
Keep your voucher. Hope you get the job mate.
maisie
>>71164639
I drive, my car gets 50 mpg on the way.
>>71164540
Yanks must be baffled at the idea that 15 miles is a long way to commute
>>71164669
We might
maybe
possibly
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/travel/plans-for-tram-line-to-link-portsmouth-and-southampton-labelled-pie-in-the-sky-by-council-leaders-1-7289316
Going to make this girl my gf
>>71164715
Cos they have a job opening innit
>>71164734
costs petrol still ridiculous.
>>71164640
I'm suitable because i have these skills (proceed to talk about them and how they fit in with what the job entails and what the company is looking for)
I want to because it is the field i have worked towards since school etc, and i would enjoy the traits of the job such as X, Y, Z
>>71164679
BLACK LIVES MATTER
Business idea: get a job
do you reckon she's into black lads
>purge the underclass
>become middle-class utopia like Norway/Switzerland
>no crime
>HDI shoots up
>quality of life shoots up
business idea
>>71164734
>>71164755
why are you talking like spastics?
>>71164753
into the trash your CV goes
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-38962931
>The 17-year-old from Bradford, who cannot be named, was also ordered to receive intensive counselling from a deradicalisation expert.
would like to know what "intensive counselling from a deradicalisation expert" entails desu
do they just waterboard you until you say you want to suck rasheed's willy?
>>71164659
Ah yes let developers disregard Suds, school catchments, retail centres, brownfield sites, landscape and tourism, industry and mine shafts
>>71164753
Absolutely shocking how out of touch HR is with the actual workforce
>>71164745
do people legit go on tinder looking for gfs?
Business idea: start a business
>>71164783
the middle class are trumped up underclass.
>>71164806
Probably foreigners
>>71164778
She's into my knob
>>71164677
>>71164712
>>71164715
>>71164718
>>71164723
>>71164762
Welp I'm an idiot. Probably not a good sign.
Can't afford that many vouchers, also not sure how i verify who the first lad who answered was.
If first lad is reading this, post then delete your post with an email I can send it to or something
The next stop is Lace market. For the National ice centre, Nottingham arena and Broadmarsh shopping centre.
Business idea: Wage ratio of 10:1
>>71164826
maybe if you live in some provincial shithole
Alain de Botton is such a hack
boiled some minute rice in butter, salt, and paprika
cracked two eggs into it, and let them cook
then threw in some boiled brussel sprouts, and seasoned it with cayenne pepper
pretty alright for a late lunch tbqh
Fascism?
>>71164835
Don't worry about it lad. It took 30 seconds of our day to help you out. Hold onto your voucher
>>71164815
The law is silly around this anyway. Developers in England and Wales have no legal obligation to provide Suds on new developments, they only need to 'consider' it and see if they want to, so obviously they never bother.
It's ridiculous.
>>71164842
This tram is for station street
Been doing a very important project in work for the past 6 months.
Think it's all falling apart now even though the bosses think it's going great haha it's my bollocks for the chop lads.
does crime even happen in australia/NZ
>>71164822
alri, not seen you in fucking ages
they said i would achieve nothing with my tuba degree but look at me now
>>71164835
here champ
[email protected]
Just had a two and a half hour game of chess and knew from the last half an hour that I'd fucked it and was just prolonging the inevitable.
>>71164849
What's the ratio of?
Business idea: seize the memes of production
>>71164884
Thanks lads, everybody has been genuinely really helpful.
Employment, here I come.
boiled my ballbag in a pint of milk
>>71164815
Yup.
>>71164813
It goes like this
>stop believing what you believe and believe what i want you to believe instead
>>71164930
wages
>>71164891
Changed to nottingham station after renovations, lad.
>>71164911
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowtown_murders
>>71164755
diesel lad, costs me £60 a month
so lonely i've started hallucinating bfs
>>71164948
not an argument
>>71164932
>>71164955
To?
>>71164933
Best of luck
>>71164955
to what?
>>71164776
"Why do you want to join our company?"
"Business idea: prepare for job interview questons"
"I'm sorry?"
">>>/reddit/"
"???"
"Kek."
want to do deliveroo lads. sounds fun
>>71164972
what about car insurance and all that
i ride a bike a mile and a half for reference
>>71164957
Not been on the tram for ages
I lived within walking distance of the city centre for uni for three years and I'm from Derbyshire, so never really had need to use it. Always been better to get the bus
>>71164911
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaumont_children_disappearance
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Falconio
>>71165003
>>71164991
between lowest and highest earners
>>71165008
What do you spend your money on?
*googles what is fascism*
literally just finished dinner and now I'm eating a pack of crisps lads
>>71165005
I applied there about 6 months ago, took them 3 months to get back to me
I might consider it again in the summer, problem is I don't have a bike
>>71164884
fuck you you idiot, i was the first one,
>>71164835
are you gonna send me that tihng m8 i deleted my post (the first one)
>>71164927
>>71164927
>>71164927
had quite a few (You)s in the past couple of days, even if some were negative. 1 post on Saturday got me 9 alone (8 of them were pretty mean but it still counts)
business idea: move to NYC and become a professional 'heckler for hire' at comedy clubs
>>71165005
riding a bike around delivering kfc in the pissing rain and cold
sounds gr8
>>71164561
>tfw selling imported chink shit on ebay
>>71164911
josef fritz the paedo
>>71165031
Communist
employment idea: find the number for the hiring manager, tell the person who picks up you're someone important, then plead your case as to why you should be hired
>>71165004
Kek
>>71165042
1. dont care
2. still having diner meself
>>71165031
Prefer giving soldiers footballers wages desu
>>71165042
you reminded me I have a packet of crisps left
>>71165008
tbf the maintenance is a fair bit, insurance is £400 but new cambelt + tyres set me back £800 already this year. Still comfier than a train or bus i guess
>>71165055
Fuck off you greedy cunt, let the lad be
>>71165015
Always used to take the tram after the train for sixth form desu since I live in the middle of Derby. Took it recently again for a pub social with old mates
Find a flaw
I submit that you can not
alright lads?
>>71165036
rent
food
i buy very specific toiletries.
stuff to repair my bike with
phone credit
gym membership
the odd bit of clothing
repairs for my computer
the rest goes into investments and savings
heard a full grown man with beard and glasses and flannel shirt and cuffed jeans and brown leather boots audibly say "kek" today instead of actually laughing
almost said something
>>71165062
Going to convert to Judaism and get a big fake nose and crack Hollywood meself
>tyres
>>71165075
Damn right.
>>71165140
don't you forget about me
One minute until my Tesco grocery delivery arrives lads! Double chocolate mini muffins for everyone!
>>71165122
>makes an offer
>responds to offer
>you decide that i shouldn't get rewarded for it
hm
>>71165140
Title has nothing to do with the content of the film.
>>71165140
the fact it's shit is quite the flaw
>>71165152
worryingly observant there lad...
fraud idea: Apply for jobs, gain interview, offer sexual services in exchange for employment then sue the company for sexual assault if your offer is accepted
lads
a pack of double chocolate mini muffins just fell off the back of the tesco truck
screaming, eating some poor lads baked goods atm
(((>>71165206)))
>>71165138
Did you go NCN? I'm from Ilson, still go to notts fairly often but the last really big one was detonate halloween. Going to Ocean with my old course again this week though
>>71165184
Would LOVE to follow you up on that, but I've just had a brownie. Could you save me one for tomorrow? xxx
>>71165226
Fell off the back of the Tesco truck and laned in Canada?
A likely story!
>>71165148
Boring cunt
need to move to Moab, UT and be a hummer tour driver
>>71165152
its an old warcraft phrase. it means lol in orkish or something. he probably played it when he was younger.
I like h3h3 productions 2bh
ok lad keep your voucher.
>>71165093
a. dont care
b. I called you gay from my phone a few days ago and loved it
just looked on carphone warehouse
not much choice of phones is there
found a printer on the side of the road today lads
>>71165141
hello anime girl
cannot even imagine something so luxurious as having your own groceries delivered to you
lads i'm kinda horny haha
>>71165283
Hila a cute
>>71165273
desu i want to start getting some drugs on the grow and doing them, but i'm staying in a spare room of a random family so i feel a bit guilty if i did that.
printer was infested with parasites so i chucked it onto the road lads
gas leafland
I think a /brit/ (you) is worth two or three times more than a normal (you)
>>71165058
here you go
>>71165288
i remember carphones
>>71165295
Does it work?
really makes you think
>>71165314
Get a blowjob 5 minutes ago
Was peng
>>71165250
Nah mate, Notts high school. So much for a great institution when you get shitty grades, but that's spilt milk now.
You go to the Roebuck Inn often? Properly lush tbqh
>>71165314
haha pics?x
>>71165310
Pretty much the norm in the UK now desu
>>71165344
dunno
Economic proposal
71165334
Do you really?
Tesco delivery guy has 56 minutes left.
Is this spacker policeman's name Ice or something?
What's the go?
>>71165383
Tarquin.
>>71165285
was not privy to this post ergo as far as im concerned it doesn't exist
look at this sexy cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WihQCnmBSJo
>>71165324
She's gorgeous, goes to show that women love funny dudes
got a blowjob 5 seconds ago
imagine being a virgin
have had my two cats for years and one still hasn't stopped fighting
>>71165394
Cheeky x
>>71165396
immigration and customs enforcement
>>71165403
do NOT infringe on my intellectual property
>>71165426
*imagines it*
Ewww haha
got a 4pack of tesco blue lager earlier and drinking them now haha
literally tastes like what you'd imagine a govt-approved beer in some Orwellian dystopian movie set in the near future would taste like
>>71165426
gross lol
the gf
>>71165358
>You go to the Roebuck Inn often
Not often, last time I was in there would have been October-ish I think
If you left the high school around 2013 we probably have some mutual friends, I used to play in Notts rugby juniors
>>71165473
is it the shit 2.5% one?
>>71165426
*remembers 4 years ago*
>>71165403
This particular delivery will cost £2 delivery. It's an extra £4 if you spend less than £40 on your basket.
Back in the day they used to offer new customers £25 quid off when they spent more than
HE'S HERE
I wish I were a trillionaire
I have pics of PewDiePie's gf
>>71165410
if only i was funny
my crib
WHOSE THREAD?
OUR THREAD
WHOSE THREAD?
OUR THREAD
WHOSE THREAD?
OUR THREAD
WHOSE THREAD?
OUR THREAD
WHOSE THREAD?
OUR THREAD
>>71165509
You're funny looking
>>71165509
at least you're funny looking
Going to tuck myself in bed and watch a couple of anime episodes before I sleep, got a big day ahead of me helping Master Goldsmith buy his wife a new mercedes, night.
how gutted do you think she was when she realised her face would still be ugly thin
>>71165393
So how exactly will HS2/3 benefit the north
Will it not just mean more people from the north commuting south
had a very intense and passionate dream that featured my ex gf
ffs lads i just want to get over her
lucy liu should do porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT7Uy7XEvuY
>>71165540
>>71165541
>>71165491
no. the 3.8% one
haven't seen that 2.5% white one in years so I assume they don't sell them anymore (at least not where I am)
>>71165540
>>71165541
Hmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfhEv90Vyn4
almost 2 weeks without benzos
REALLY want to relapse aha
>>71165407
a male cat I bet lmfao
>>71165502
Sell fresh air to people
>>71165593
DA ESSJAYDUBBLEYOOS
And now ladies and gentleman, imagine being THIS much of a runt!
*turns around to face the audience*
*gasps*
*a woman in the 3rd row faints*
>>71164492
>talking to this girl from yellow
>lets call her fjóla þórsdóttir
>5 hours later
>talking with my lad that's a bit older than me desu (his name is anon þórsson)
>he says he would kill anybody that has sex with his sister
>ayy anon þórsson what's your sisters name?
>fjóla
>fugg fuggg fugg fugg fuuug
bit weird havin laf that's 25 when you are 18 desu
>>71164492
are you guys really as arrogant as people say?
>>71165625
bit rude
BUILD THE WALL
BUILD THE WALL
>>71165484
I left in 2015 actually :(
>>71165593
ESS JAY DUBBLEYOUS
>>71165547
did they just compress her fat into a solid structure and move it into her chin or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcEJr8h_yGM
>>71165663
oh shut up
>>71165685
no
so called psychics and mediums all need shooting
>>71165708
one dollar
cold out
>>71165708
>Moly trying so hard to talk on par with Jordan Peterson
S C R E A M I N G
*shags your bird*
>>71165576
you're funny looking lol
>>71165660
>>71165697
So what do you guys call radical "progressive liberal" leftists if it's not SJW?
>>71165669
Yes and no
Britons are extremely pessimistic and don't tend to be openly patriotic and obnoxious like yanks
However there is some smug arrogance on the inside
>>71165625
NO
pisof
its a very fit blue-eyed white-haired female cat
this is another cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpioTQh8d88
>>71165769
b-but I have a cat
going to hackney tomorrow
hope i don't die
>>71165708
who are the people who can waste 2hrs per day watching this bald twat
>>71165818
Don't be racist, white boi
>>71165769
*assassinates you out of my apartment window as you drive down the road*
dogs are the niggers of the pet world
cats are the thinking man's pet
birds are bro tier
>>71165672
gay cats aren't human
>>71165818
it's 2017 you're more likely to spend £8 on an artisan pitta and hummus
>>71165759
UPB is the greatest philosophical work of the 21st century thus far.
>>71165818
imagine being this sheltered
>>71165862
you're not human
Business idea: gentrify everywhere
babestation gf
>>71165806
KSSKSSKSS
i love this guy
'its 2017' doesn't have the same ring to it
think its the extra syllable
>>71165852
keeping birds in a cage is HORRIBLE
Remember when cans of coke were like 40p
>>71165927
>tfw walkers crisps used to be 27p
>>71165903
excellent post
business idea: do a four year degree in business then start a business
>>71165927
they are over here
>>71165906
>>71165806
The warm pipe where this guy often films around is surrounded by tons of exposed asbestos and it makes me very uncomfortable
Reckon 30 years is gone off his life
is robin seplut /ourlad/?
>>71165927
No I don't drink coke because i'm not a child
>>71165927
still are in farmfoods
want to do deliveroo because I cycle all the time anyway and am currently neet
don't want to do it because i think im too old (23) and should be trying to get a better job/fix my life since i have a stem degree and all
also would need to get a new phone since my current one is outdated and i cant get the app
>>71165800
does it apply to all parts of the UK or to England only?
>>71165974
yeah
t. robin sebutt
Reminder to drink a glass of water, you're probably dehydrated :) x
LOOK at her face
You just KNOW
you can't gentrify a place which is like 70% council flats
>>71165852
>keeping birds as pets
literally why?
>>71165852
ello
wanna be frends
>When Molyneux refers to himself as a "philosopher"
B E L L O W I N G
>>71165669
the English are arrogant
the Scottish, Welsh and Irish are fine
>>71165927
>drinking sugar water
fuck off you literal child
work tomorrow
*gets brown taped drop bars*
*bike value increases by £200*
>>71165996
Mostly England, Scotland has its own brand of arrogance whereby people believe it is superior to any other country in the UK and would instantly become the richest country in the universe should it leave
GF
>>71165996
England only
>>71166033
fuck off jock
>>71165988
treat it like uber, most of those guys are just picking up extra work on the side. doesn't have to be full time
do it quick because iirc the UK is trying to argue uber driving constitutes minimum wage work which will kill the business
>>71166009
they have tons more training potential than you think. and they are cute
>>71166033
>the Scottish are fine
t. jock twat
>>71166046
this 3bh
>>71166006
the only reason he won the 2015 election was because of his looks t-b-h
the NDP should've won
>the drudgery of laundry/ironing NEVER ends
Overground is the best thing to happen to London in 10 years
>>71166033
t. Scottish, Welsh or Irish
Get a brain moran
>>71166136
no ragrets
>>71166046
turn off the flaash you fuckin moraan
*gets a brain*
>144 books pon the 'zon wishlist
shuffle off this mortal coil you cunt
>>71165961
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph578e280f14272&t=255
>>71166118
the overground orbital is the pengest train line in london 2bh
>>71166071
>>71166084
>>71166122
Stay mad Anglo scum.
fin din go shing up
the uk is becoming a fuckhole
>unaffordable housing, solved only by providing shoddy housing in remote places
>non-existent interest rates, whilst prices rise
>endlessly extending the pension age
>credit crisis loomin
>Everywhere besides london is a cultural wasteland
>London is a rat-race
i can keep going
>>71165806
this beastiality gimmick is a dark turn in your legend
>watching Fantano's rebuttal to PJW
he was going good until he hit the music part. he lists off a shit load of mediocre bands/artists, basically proving Paul right
me willy smells like vagoo rn tbqh ngl la
>>71166217
Kill yourself leeching scotnigger
>>71165593
I like the girl in orange
>>71166225
USA is the goal
>>71166225
>Everywhere besides london is a cultural wasteland
What did he mean by this
really need rid of the scots
Independent England when
>>71166204
crossrail is penger even though it's not open for business yet
>tfw trainpedo
>>71166225
dumb post 2bh
hmm
>>71166225
Work harder, prole.
>>71165896
thank you for accepting me and the rest of the otherkin community x
messaging a tranny on grindr, this won't end well
>>71166270
never
>>71166261
he's a londoner that never leaves london
>>71166270
we must not abandon our welsh brothers
>>71166252
not australia?
>>71166225
I agree
business idea: build new towns
business idea: don't sell houses at stupid prices
business idea: restrict house sales to uk residents
business idea: abolish pensions for people born after 2000
business idea: tell the banks to fuck off and stop being recklessly stupid
>>71166283
>english thinking they're not the most muslim country by a mile
howling, screeching in fact
>>71166246
James Bond is Scottish
>>71166287
>Work harder, prole.
this is the other problem.
the majority of the country support an elitist government, because they have these weird delusions of grandeur. temporarily embarassed nobility.
>>71166319
new towns wil be bsolutely shit
Used to be able to buy a pie and a drink for $2nzd
>>71166252
t. Tyrone Washington-Smith
>>71166330
>celtniggers thinking theyre not subhuman
SCREECHING
>>71166252
Literally would rather live in ANY other English-speaking country
>>71166350
>new towns wil be bsolutely shit
only if you do a bad job of it
we need to learn from the mistakes of milton keynes and telford
>>71166225
>>Everywhere besides london is a cultural wasteland
clearly this lad knows nothing about liverpool
>>71166336
>Who is Daniel Craig?
business idea: offer tax incentives to set up businesses outside the southeast and move 30-40% of the civil service to manchester
>>71166408
He's James Bond, who's Scottish
>>71166225
Has to be bait.
Personally, I think the UK is one of the most civilized countries with a well educated population, a good amount of relative wealth (excluding the north) and generally a great example of a post-industrial nation.
>>71166451
>UK
>well educated population
umm no sweetie
what do i wear to this psytrance rave im going to this saturday lids
i'm really good at wanking
all the tarquins in here better check there fucking middle class privilege before you even think about talking to me about immigration