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JD slags + Scummy tunes edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omXHs6MA23g
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fake news
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kay-on
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How do I cure my redpill overdose?
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'nime
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVIkzf89sZM&feature=youtu.be
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graduating soon and literally cannot be fucked working lads

got some job offers already but think i might just go NEET

what's the NEET life like boys?
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did acca lad's accas come in in the end?
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swedish poster is highly amusing
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dormer 2bh lads
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can someone PLEASE vocaroo themselves singing yankee doodle went to town?
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You NEED to convert to Islam or you will go to hell when you die
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>>71119894

watch sky news for a whole day
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COUNTUH CULCHUH
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when I see someone driving one of these """"sleek"""" curvy Japanese crossovers, going exactly the speed limit and bumbling about on the road I know the person inside is just a sack of meat with a couple parasites at home stuffing their face full of grease and GMOs
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>Corbyn became party leader in 2015
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>>71119884

or they're not an insecure bellsniff like you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xa4vYHwcwY
need to go to the 'gas lads
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Lads when someone says "4 cans" how much is that??
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>>71119857
howling
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Do you say What, pardon, pardon me or sorry when you didn't hear something?
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Imagine getting naked with a girl. Kissing each other. Touching each other's bodies. LITERALLY sticking your willy in her fanny and her loving every minute of it. Ejaculating into her and then collapsing on top of each other in sweaty post-coital bliss.

And the normos do this pretty much every day if they're not "too tired." Positively mental.
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Getting REAL tired of how weak cucks are

Might have to start being a milk drinking extremist
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my life would be a lot better if I wasn't such a mong at maths

ar00000000000000000000000
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>>71119961
6 cans
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>>71119894
>he claims to be redpilled

Alright, why do negative numbers exist?
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>>71119974
I've done that before
ama

also, I'd consider myself a failed normie
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>>71119922

one way ticket to depression, alcoholism and a complete break down in your relationships with friends and family
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>>71119946
it was a funny post but you're a sad cunt for deleting your old post and doing it again here
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>>71119966
pardon usually unless I'm being condescending then I say what
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what is rosy's best feature? arse for me.
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>>71119922
>what's the NEET life like boys?
wonderful with some sad spouts here and there
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Bit mad how sex involved literally putting your body part INSIDE another person.
Like, imagine the first cavepeople to have sex and be like "Ah yes I will put my body part inside the hole of this person"
Bit mad when you think about it
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what's going on here?

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1486917041673.webm
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>>71119974
And in different positions too. Absolutely mental
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THUH LIBRUL TWITTUHRARTI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zX97kGxQM8
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was serving a man at work today, wasn't really paying attention to what he looked like, looked up for a second and guy was missing an eye

just an empty socket

fucking terrified me lads loool
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Late 20s, I have no good friends, I am laughably underemployed, I've never had a gf or sex, I still live with my parents, I can't drive, I have serious substance abuse issues and my mental and physical health has rapidly deteriorated
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>>71120027
voice
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>>71119966

I say 'Stop whispering you poncy cunt' then give em a swift whack with my willy
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>>71120027

conk and chebs
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>>71120001
this tbqh
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>>71120032
need to spaff on that little ear
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>>71120054
dont care
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THE ESS JAY DUBBLE YOU'S
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>>71119974

it is bizarre

I never stood a chance
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>>71120035
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
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>>71119894

Loose Women
Any awards show (BAFTAs tonight)
MTV
Kardashians
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>>71120029
what? that's not how sex works mate loooool fucking virgin
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>>71119994
Unless you're a literal downie, you're not actually bad at maths, you just had bad teachers.
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>>71119946
my dad was gonna buy one of these but one of the mechanics at the dealership called him a woman so he didn't lmao

what a fucking mong
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>>71120054

not a word
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HOW MUCH IS A """CAN"" YOU FUCKING RUNTS TELL ME NOW
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I work full time and earn £14k

Might 'cide
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>>71119974
Imagine my shook when imagining this
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NUT SO TULLERANT LEFT
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>>71119935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NMP6L2i3JQ
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>>71120121
me too except 15500
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>he thinks you put your knob in a fanny to have sex

actually crying

how can virgins be this clueless
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>>71120118
33cl
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>>71120001
and how is 5 days a week in some shitty office better lad? i done it during my paid internship and it was terrible
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>>71120134
kek thanks. will be putting this to good use
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green tea
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>>71120109
my mum bought one and my dad HATES it
I hate it too
lucky I have my own American truck but when I have to drive hers it just feels so plastic and "soft" like driving a giant womb.
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>>71119974
it's pretty mad

no idea how people have sex
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the gf
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>>71120158
teach me master yoda
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>>71119974

I must be an alien because the concept of sex is totally foreign to me, it's something I watch on a screen, not something that actually happens IRL
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*imagines my shock*
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>>71120180
hello cutie
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how are salaries so low in britain
i know money has different value but its still alarming
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>>71120118
440ml or 500ml
>>71120162
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF CONTINENTAL TWAT
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>>71120054

what do your parents say?
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>>71120190
nice skin

what lotion is she using?
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>>71120180
Water
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https://www.instagram.com/chloechattty/
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>>71119935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RrgclkrNzR
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>he has the virgin walk
It's so fucking obvious when you aren't a virgin
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>>71120054
>I can't drive

Sounds like a good place to start. £34 for a provisional, 2 week intensive course should be enough to pass your test, then you can rent a car for £100 a month while you get your insurance down to an affordable level.
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>>71120194
you knock her out then stick it in her ear
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>>71120190

Here's mine
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How cool are leftists? So cool they wanted a sick, tired old grandma as their president! We got a rockstar billionaire!
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VAPID

CULCHOORAL

MARKSIST
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>>71120001
>relationships with friends
normos roooooo
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>>71120180
Black tea is better
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>>71120190
>>71120220
wouldn't mind her being my gf
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>>71120181
>like driving a giant womb.
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>>71120190
the fuck is she holding
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*enters the thread*
*farts*
*leaves the thread*
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>>71120231
delete this image mate
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Here for the 'nterview
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>>71120208
most people here didn't go to uni, did terrible degrees, and did shit in school

if you aren't retard you can earn a very reasonable amount
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>>71120174

I didn't say it was better.
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>>71119889
>>71119908
>>71120180

mmmm yes post more animes
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>>71120241
Jill Stein was the only candidate worth supporting
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>>71120234
top slag
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>>71120231
its actually the guy behind her in the white hat saying that. not her
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>>71120188
agreed. first off, how do you get from being strangers meeting for the first time to literally mashing pee parts together? second, how can people maintain a day-to-day air of being "proper" and "civilised" when they spend their spare time either ejaculating in someone else or, worse, being ejaculated in?
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might be time to do diner but did a big stirfry around 4pm so thats thrown me out of kilter
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>>71120190
>tfw had a slag who was interested in me, but she was underage so I didn't

Still not sure I made the right decision desu
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>>71120181
its a bent ugly girls car

he bought a accord (tsx for you) instead

what type of person drives foresters in canada

my brother lives there and just bought one
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>>71120234
wtf? that is a cat!
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>" so when do i start"

ky
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>>71120305
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>>71120299
what the fuck
is this seriously what anime nonces do?
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>>71120299
Do you realise this swiss mong does this for jewtube money. He doesn't actually even like the stuff.
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>>71120108

fug. where do I start my maths reeducation
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>>71120299
melonpan is a god
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love Gwen Stark lads
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>>71120264
she's a brummie

its a vape
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>>71120329

xD meow!~
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>>71120299
Good to see Shaun King has finally stopped pretending he's black
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>>71120286
>>71120332
Welcome aboard, I think you would make a great addition to this tattoo parlor
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Why can't I get just one screw Believe me I'd know what to do But something won't let me make love to you Why can't I get just one fuck Why can't I get just one fuck I guess it's got something to do with luck
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>>71120334
see >>71120335
Attentionwhore for free money basically. Posting his shit on /a/ has gotten people banned before.
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Hey mr liberal - i see youve been triggered by pauls brilliant video and of course, you have to resort to nmae calling as all you SJW/leftie types do. If you happened to actually listen to it, you would have discovered that paul does not deny there are great acts still out there - only that the mainstream does not give them airtime and is instead busy assaulting us with the likes of katy perry/beiber etc - acts who fit their agenda.
So theres your whole argument gone my friend.
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>>71120309
>>71120188

apparently its really hard to find the hole too and there's 2 holes too

scary
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Post 10/10 films
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elizabeth warren will be the president come 2020
i will be giving her my vote

screenshot this post
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>>71120332
na dont think thats him
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anyone a bit lonely here?
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>>71120344
Whats the first three numbers of the square root of Pi. dont google fucking abo
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>>71120410
>dude we need """ethical""" capitalism lmao
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>>71120404
blimey o riley
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>>71120398
3 if you include the urethra.
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*watches Jeremy Fragrance*
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>>71120424

JUST
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>>71120313
actually lmaoing at these kids who are not even old enough to vote talking about politics
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>>71120424
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My bollock is aching x
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>>71120410
lads
planeposting or trainposting
I am rather skilled in both areas, and the first person shall decide if I start tonights session of trainposting or planeposting
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>blue accents

why is it so hard for shoe designers to design a fucking black trainer with a gum sole without gimmicky shit?
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thinking about getting a face tattoo so i could never become a wagecuck even if i wanted to
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baffling that women spend so much time and money on makeup yet still look ridiculous

they need to understand that less can be more
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should've been a pilot lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEe3xfWfkG8
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>>71120374
don't like the implications about brummies I'm sensing from this post
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>>71120335
>>71120390

Hes a rich banker, its not his relatively small channel paying the bills. Hes just a attentionwhore.
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>>71120441
wat thats the piss hole right?

whats the other two?
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>>71120468
>gif
fuck off
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>>71120424

no just lonely.
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>>71120484
Emperors New Clothes
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why the fuck can i only get on post every 60 seconds yet the other boards get more
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>>71120388
DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AFTER DAYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>71120484
lmao, look like they could melt
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what actually happened to Richard Blackwood anyway? he was full-on A-list then just seemingly disappeared literally overnight
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Anyone follow Buzz Aldrin on Instagram?
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>>71120424
is that grindr?
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>>71120478
planeposting please

I'll start you off
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>>71120478

imagine if that hit the WTC with the train cargo

imagine walking down the street in NYC, hearing an explosion and a fucking wrecked train falls out of the sky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVEmAWaKoYQ
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>>71120431
Dude let's pretend to be nice while still destroying the planet haha
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>>71120479
It's not even that noticeable you autistic melt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv6pJ2D_Sek
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>>71120441
wait what?
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>>71120499
fanny
peehole
bumhole

tbf the peehole is so small that you'd be hard pressed to stick your willy in there
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really like rubbing my willy
makes me feel funny
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>>71120478
post the locomotive jew
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>>71120484
Both of these are textbook emperors clothes
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>>71120519
just the way the cookie crumbles
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The 'mute it costs me £36.50 a week but I can usually get it down to £29 or £31.50
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>>71120538
>tfw to smart to flie
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>>71120344
Buy a book at whatever level of school you failed and start reading. Maths isn't like English or art where you can lack talent, the textbook tells though exactly how to solve every problem. You just need to have the attention span to read through it and practice regularly.
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>he doesnt know about the fourth hole
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>Both of these are textbook emperors clothes
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>>71120600
>flie
Immaculate runt
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>>71120539
>hearing an explosion and a fucking wrecked train falls out of the sky

mental
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>>71120198
did you copy and paste this because i'm pretty sure i posted the exact same thing word for word before
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>>71120306
more shiny please
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you innocent fool
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>>71120398
>>71120188
protip
the hole the willy goes in is much further back than you think it is
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>he's never heard of the fifth and sixth holes
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>>71120539
it would burn up on impact you dolt
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>>71120615
there are 12 you fucking casual
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>>71120643
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>>71120549
oh right yeah ha ha

not gonna happen with the phosmosis anyway
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>>71120503
Ah, bit worse then
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Hi. Elliot Rodger here.

Well, this is my last video, it has all had to come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution, the day in which I will have my revenge against humanity, against all of you. For the last eight years of my life, ever since I hit puberty, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection, and sex and love to other men but never to me.

I'm 22 years old and I'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl. I've been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I'm still a virgin. It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure. Within those years, I've had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair.

You girls have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.
I will punish all of you for it. On the day of retribution I'm going to enter the hottest sorority house of UCSB. And I will slaughter every spoiled, stuck-up, blond slut I see inside there.

Well now I will be a god compared to you. You will all be animals. You are animals and I will slaughter you like animals. And I will be a god. Exacting my retribution on all those who deserve it. You do deserve it. Just for the crime of living a better life than me.

If I can't have you, girls, I will destroy you. You denied me a happy life, and in turn, I will deny all of you life. It's only fair.
I hate all of you. Humanity is a disgusting, wretched, depraved species. If I had it in my power, I would stop at nothing to reduce every single one of you to mountains of skulls and rivers of blood. And rightfully so.
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just wen i thought i had done enough thinking for today..
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someone post chinese slags init
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Day 12 without benzos, my longest break in almost 3 years (excluding some trips abroad where I didn't have my stash so they don't count)
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haven't had anything to eat in 3 days lads haha
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>>71120672
sexy dress
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>>71120600
>tfw to smart to flie

know this feel
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>>71120326
idk
looks about the same but at least its not as bad as some other cars like nissan rouge

all these big SUVs are pretty much "mum" cars here 90% of the time, just a replacement for the minivan

even these new American cars have that sort of "look" about them which annoys me

mine is an early 2000s compact suv as well
its pretty comfy and I like the 4wd especially on the shitty roads here
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Just beside the pool x
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>>71120712
I thought she would have boycotted israel
she seems like the type of person to do that
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>>71120739
what is the purpose of this plane? cargo?
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>>71120712
loath zionists
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imagine chloes dumb brummie accent eugh
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>>71120712
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business idea: create an alternative to 4chan where text is replaced by voice messages recorded on vocaroo or similar sites
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>>71120712
>Children's writer about a world of make believe sees the world in a childlike manner in the context of a world of make believe

Literally mentally ill
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>>71120643
alri
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>>71120672
do women really leave the house looking like a fetish model?

I mean, where's the subtlety?
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if singles i kill it
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Fuck this thread
Post more felicity jones
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>>71120429

wouldn't have a fucking clue lad. could do it with the old 'lator
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>>71120653
virgin detected

I've fucked all 8
fanny
peehole
bum
mouth
ear
nostril
pupil
pore
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The A319 is CUTE
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>>71120712
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>>71120584
>tfw paying £52 a week to commute into uni and have some bored grad student read out the notes that are available online anyway
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>>71120800
ha
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>>71120776
bulky parts for other airbus planes

boeing has one too
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>>71120800
wew
>>
>>71120753
Those are pretty saggy

Hey you might actually have a chance
>>
>>71120712
never read a single one of the books or seen any of the movies. look down on those who have.
>>
women in London/Surrey drive Range Rovers and other expensive SUVs to drop off their kids and drive to the local cafe whilst their husbands work as doctors or financial managers or whatever

I have NEVER seen a man drive an SUV
>>
>>71120800
screeching
>>
>>71120800

Phew
>>
The fact that JK Rowling needs to talk through Harry Potter tells a lot about her quality and versatility as a writer, its a crutch
>>
>>71120784
>keep Scotland tethered to the empire that repressed them for centuries!
opinion discarded

did /pol/ want scottish independence?
>>
I like how /brit/ alternates between normie and robot in real time

you can almost see the NEETs emerging
>>
>>71120854
there is literally nothing wrong with speaking through your art. that said, jk rowling needs to get on these chops asap
>>
>>71120539
always remember how the firefighters referred to it as the 'Woad Traed Senna'

gotta love that old school New York accent 2bh
>>
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>>71120834

Believe it or not, it's just a terrible tit job lol
>>
>>71120841
I wish I had a Japanese tuner car
>>
>>71120712
She's a writer, she could write essays and books about politics where she makes a serious argument, but she keeps bringing it back to Potter
>>
>>71120712
The old hag doesn't want to become a thing of the past.

Still surprised she didn't tweet "Harry Potter wouldn't have voted for Trump"
>>
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Having a light snack
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the goal
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I said, pick up the SOAP
>>
>>71120841
This is true but not true

The SUVs are family cars so the women often drive them while the man is at work but the man will often drive it the rest of the time, especially if its a Range Rover.
People have more than one car obv, usually Jaguars ,BMWs and Mercedes as well as an SUV or mini
>>
>>71120842
leaf
>>
ned flander y marge culiando bien rico ver video aqui..
>>
Imagine having snapchat. Cannot fathom anything more norman
>>
>>71120858
it's not their views
its their views of her internal conflict
>>
>>71120826
So how are the parts for the plane that transports plane parts transported?
>>
>>71120784
imagine being a mega millionaire and spending any amount of time bitching on twitter

I would be too busy taking money baths and flying my hot air baloon around the world
>>
>>71120914
bread better be buttered
>>
Just had a negative reality inversion, lads
>>
>>71120818
pure liberal ideology
>>
>>71120784
yeah her support for the no campaign in the independence referendum is laughable, now she's complaining about brexit despite the fact that's what she campaigned for in 2014 :^)
>>
>>71120924
Deano, my son
>>
rich people have 1 expensive car and 1 (relatively) shite car like a Golf that they drive 80% of the time
>>
>>71120892
Wew, mustve been really shit before
>>
me on a friday night x
>>
>>71120429
If you've memorised that, you've wasted three bytes of brainspace on a completely useless fact. LMAOing at your life tbqh
>>
>>71120924
deanoooooooooo
>>
>childhood: thinking Volkswagen cars are gay as fuck
>adulthood: Volkswagens are patrician, high quality, well priced cars that you can turn into speed demons easy.
>>
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wew lads
nor'easter inbound
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>>71120826
just looked it up. pretty fascinating really.
>>
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gf is taking me to Malta on the 18th till the 24th and paying for the flights and hotel. Also told me she's my sugar mama; I will achieve house husband nirvana.
>>
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>Why am i not getting matches on tinder, the competition couldnt possibly be that more impressi-
>>
>>71120882
*stretches legs*
>>
>>71120995
>he hasnt


fucking pathetic runt kys you will never amount to anything. HOWLING
>>
>>71120994
is the thick one in the middle an artery
assume the rest are veins
>>
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>>71120661

IMO a train carriage would go straight through the tower especially with the landing gears from the antonov punching a hole for it

here is part of the landing gear that went completely through tower 1, took out a 3 storey high panel of columns and landed 600 feet south
>>
literally everyone in this thread right now

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1484786393597.webm
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bit harsh by The Times
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>>71120983
some do

they all have a sneering superiority complex which needs to be cured with a firing squad though
>>
>>71121019

Quite jealous and a little sad
>>
>Jaguar F-Pace

now you can be a London mum for the low price of £34k!
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>>71121051
projecting?
>>
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>>71121055
the gulf monarchies have tons of borderline slave labourers from south asia

it's fucking disgusting
>>
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>>71121028
He may be rich, successful and attractive. But he still has a name like a side dish on an Indian takeaway menu.
>>
>>71120924
step your goal up
>>
>>71121046
really hope you're joking m8
>>
>>71121019
sounds nice
me and the proto gf want to go away somewhere for easter but we can't decide
>>
>>71121059
>some do
vast majority do

if not then they just have the 1 shite car
>>
might price holidays to nice places i can never afford to depress myself lads
>>
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q ganas de fumarte una """"""""marge""""""?
>>
all i need in life to be happy is a computer, two monitors and an internet connection
>>
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>german humour
>>
>>71120949
by road and sea and put together

It can probably be done without the plane its just cheaper to fly it probably

>>71120931
>When are you ever gonna get a gf son

We know this feel little airbus
>>
the rents are buying me a house. noice.
>>
LAUGHING AT YOU RUNTSA
>>
>>71121010
what's wrong with VW? never heard anyone say a bad word against them
>>
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>all these people posting shit goal "cars"
>>
>>71120924
solid idea
no one would ever carjack you because theyd be too embarrassed to be caught in something so shite looking
>>
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>>71120924
always wanted one of these desu
>>
Any new Sara/Rosy/Aisha pics????
>>
>>71121109

>not opening with "I'll be your papadum if you be my nans"
>>
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>>71121149
ajajaja
>>
>>71121028
ah yes patrick batemen

i bet he still fucks 7/10s too
>>
>>71120712

The ministry of magic is a secret Zionist organisation
>>
>>71121010
>being a ricer

kill yourself
>>
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>>71121156
classic
>>
ah yes I'm going to willingly pay money to go to a different place on earth for a week and then return to the original place
>>
>>71121159

alri Tarq
>>
>>71121163
have you been underneath a rock
the build quality has dropped like a stone in the past decade
>>
>>71121018

those a320's are really small looking, very interesting
>>
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here is the shrapnel from Flight 175 that was blown back out of the impact hole

grim
>>
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>>71121183
Do you plan to take part in Wacky Races?
>>
>>71121163
cheated emissions tests
>>
>>71121226
LE EPIK 4CHAN SCREENSHOTS HHAHAAH I SEE THANT ON REDDIT TOO!!!
>>
reckon my favourite sex position would be doggy style, have a major bumhole fetish so the view would be tops i think
>>
>>71120909
harry potter wouldn't vote for shit in an american election

are wizards even british citizens? they have a fucking dual society
>>
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>>71121192
>>
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>tfw no daily A318 business flight from LCY
>>
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>>71121276
Stay mad
>>
If I was a 10/10 I'd probably exclusively bang 6-8/10's desu
>>
>Areeva Derchey

what do spaniards mean by this?
>>
>>71121233

wanderlust is the natural state of man
>>
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Post your vehicles lads
/o/brit/
>>
>>71121285
Be still, my beating heart
>>
>>71121267

w-whats the red stuff
>>
>>71121278

You'll smell her bum, too x
>>
>>71121248
nah, decidedly middle class 2bh. my parents both come from working class backgrounds and worked hard to get where they are. plus they're not retards with their dosh. couple of good eggs.
>>
>>71121119
I went to Croatia last summer with some uni friends. Went to Splitt and got a car rental to go to national parks, would recommend. Use AirBnB
>>
>>71121331
dolmio
>>
would genuinely enjoy going around with a metal rod doing in the windows of ricers 2bh
>>
>>71121325
alri rx-7 lad

good that you've kept it stock btw
>>
>>71121183
Seen some polack attempting doughnuts in one of these the other day
>>
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going to do a rustlers
>>
>>71121325
W reg 1L Dark Green Citreon Saxo

First and only car I've had, always been good to me.
>>
>>71121385
babymetal
>>
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you all have shit taste in cars
>>
>>71121233
hello fat 500kg neckbeard autist from some shithole probably sunderland
>>
>>71121365
Alri
Yeah it is going to stay stock for a while. At least until I have the money to properly do some tasteful mods
>>
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>tfw one (1) airline flies from Blackpool
>tfw it's only to the Isle of Man
>tfw it's cheaper to get the train to Manchester and fly from there to get to the Isle of Man
>>
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let's just be honest and admit Salt & Vinegar is the pengest flavour
>>
keep vomiting lads
send help
>>
>>71121413
>Audi
Alri Dean
>>
>>71121285

Me in the flat cap
>>
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>>71121325
not my actual car
>>
>>71121444
>>71121413
Deano my son
>>
I love you, /brit/.
>>
>>71121399
is it fast
>>
>>71121413
DEANO! Where you been hiding tonight?
>>
>tfw gonna be buying my first car soon but I'm poor as white

It's gonna be a Fiat Panda, I can just tell.
>>
>>71121332
how well do girls scrub themselves before a date?
>>
>>71121450

>>71121450

>>71121450
>>
>>71121303
A BA business one with like 20 seats in it comes from LCY to shannon and then on to NY every day

think its this one >>71120931
>>
>>71121427
I disagree with you sometimes but you're right here mate
>>
>>71121444
is this what you eat lunch in everyday
>>
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>>71121325
>>
>>71121458

>>71121444 is hardly a deano car
>>
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>>71121406
nah thats are suzy
>>
>>71121332
hot
>>
>>71121502
no
i eat it in my gf's flat most days
>>
>>71121508
Literally a chav deano northerner car
>>
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>>71121413
alri deano
>>71121422
just don't get pavement scrapers
>>
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>>71121325
not mine but the same etc
>>
hair is finally long enough to tie back
I'm officially a NEET today
>>
>>71121543
yes because you see chavvy northerners running around in 2017 A4's

spastic
>>
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Emperor Deano
>>
>>71121325
Peaugot 207 sportium
>>71121502
I'm the one that usually posts about eating my lunch in lidl car park
>>
the new Audi range looks awful
>>
never set foot in england
>>
>>71121640
don't care
>>
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>>71121325
not mine but same car diff colour
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