/brit/

Pertamax gan

>>71116143
mash that potato, jason

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'e 'f

>>71118225
anime

going to do the ol' laundry so that i'll have some socks to wear tomorrow haha

Accidentally matched with a Rasheeda on Bumble that I'm not at all attracted to who sent a message nearly straight away, and now I'm going to feel bad for ignoring it :S

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>>71116143
good for justin, as long as he's happy x

>>71116143
What's so bad about anime?

dominos is round the corner so usually arrives in exactly 23 minutes but it's been 27 minutes

Awfully concerned

>>71118201
>>71118201
>>71118201

literally all in here

my gift to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEmh7edAbxk

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out on a drive

what is bumble like vs tinder? im lonely but tinder sluts scare me

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dormer 2bh lads

want to engage in tantric sex with aisha

NEED A GF
JUST GOTTA GET BIGGER AND LEANER
I NEED A GF

>>71118326
nonce

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>>71118249

>/brit/ is literally the most popular general on /int/

Yanks and leafs can post here because they speak English and Europeans can post here because they're near by.

Now pay homage to a superior British poster.

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hitlers railway plan

i wanna do that thing where you meditate to cum hands free
feel like itd be intense

>>71118361
it's the fastest moving thread on 4chan outside of stickies

>that one lad who isn't getting tucked in

>>71118291

*brakes sharply*

Lads do you reckon when I reach 2pl8 bench I'll get a gf?

>>71118335
>christian communist

I really don't think it is fair to say conservative is pro establishment the mainstream culture is liberal left wing and has been for decades, the sort of anti establishment comedians we have are just complaining that that culture isn't liberal or multicultural or tolerant enough. Which isn't really anti establishment and more of a protest for a more intense establishment.

Really tired of plebs being hysterical about Trump being "literally hitler"

make te

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>>71116143
Rude.

We mean no harm we just want to post cute girls.

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>>71118429

what's the name of that new app that people are using instead of tinder?

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>>71118291

>>71118429
I have never understood the easter meme desu

>>71118461
Imagine one of them landing in my arse

>>71118429
Brits are the most Reddit tier trash on this entire site

>>71118361
why is /brit/ so fast?

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have I fallen so far from God's light?

>>71118383
Always surprised by how slow other threads go now.

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whats wrong with /pol/ I posted this and they had a shit fit

Might buy a horse dildo

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>>71118429
Why would you post this.

wish i had tendons made of iron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpXIyGMcPbw

>>71118461
does ireland have an air force

>>71118471
4chan ;)

>>71118471
4chan/brit/

>>71118500
aren't hackintoshes quite hard to get running properly? Like there are always niggles and things which don't quite work properly without tweaks?

>>71118393
well im currently benching 93kg and im pretty far off so i somehow doubt it mate

>>71118471
bummer

>>71118471
bubmle?

>>71118530
there are so many trashy rettid human cattle here its unbelievable

"""mate""" at work is an avid redditor who proclaims it loudly and talks about "dank memes" and "cucks" in public

anyone played for honour yet?

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has everyone eaten dinner yet?

>>71118606
yeh its repetitive shite dont bother

>>71118571
ok what about 3pl8 squat

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>>71116143
Opinion on the Islamo-Somali?

>>71118471
thegloryholefoundation.com


some shitty dating site that has been circling around profits for super likes go to charity or something

>>71118393

I can do 95 and I'm still a KHV

>Beat me, hate me
>You can never break me
>Will me, thrill me
>You can never kill me
>Jew me, sue me
>Everybody do me
>Kick me, kike me
>Don't you black or white me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqWXAK-pAdA

What did he mean by this?

can you survive jury duty if you're a sperg? Like do the other jurors expect you speak your opinions aloud while deliberating or can you just sit there, listen then vote quietly?

>>71118632
this one im slightly further off so maybe
i think the true gf secret will be a 4pl8 deadlift though

/brit/ and /cric/ are probably the best places to post

Excellent tier banter and few Americans x

>>71118559
it works well on Thinkpad
that's not actually mine but I have it dual-booted with linux on my T520

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>>71118614
im in devon

and I have eaten yes

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Do non /brit/'s who post here ever wish they were british or could live here?

What would you do if you lived here?

Couldn't imagine being born in a country bigger than England and I don't want to.

>>71118642
wtf

>>71118659
hi

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rate me

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>>71118550
Yeah we have a few jets

>gf says she's not coming round anymore
>don't mind at all

Think I need to put an end to this one lids

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>>71118550
seven of these bad boys, a cargo plane, a few helicopters, a business jet, and a tiny surveillance plane which they share with the Garda

>>71118693

*starts fuming*

>>71118614
Yeah

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>>71118700
whiter than /pol/ m9

All I wanna do is see you again
Is that too much to ask for?

I just wanna see your sweet smile
Smiling the way it was before

And so I'll try not to hold you and I'll try not to kiss you
And I swear I won't touch you

All I wanna do is see you
Don't you know that it's true

>>71118676
No I specifically moved to get away from Britain. Really puts it into perspective how shite some things are over there. I don't mind visiting for a week or two, absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that, but we really need to get our act together.

>>71118705
>>71118702
not sure which one to trust
the Briton has reasons to make Ireland look bad, but the Irishman has reasons to make Ireland look good

are there dating sites for aspies?

>>71118676
>Do non /brit/'s who post here ever wish they were british or could live here?
no

>>71118676
nah

eat a cheeky nan innit and finance an a4 innit

same 2bh

>>71118702
>Irish Sukhoi

very convincing.

Anyone know any unorthodox ways to escape NEETdom? Considering teaching English in China.

>>71118709
hi

>>71118709
hi

>>71118739
Why do people type like this, your phone will correct you out of being a spastic but some people choose to type like mongs.

>>71118774
Teaching English is great. DO NOT go to China. Literally go anywhere else.

>>71118702
is there a little eye on the other side too?

what's a cold open

>>71118774
suicide

>>71118774
suicide

>>71118802
you need a degree for Japan (And presumably also to be a Chad)

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CONSURVATISM

IS THE NOO COUNTER COOLTURE

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>>71118705
Howling, remind me why they aren't forcibly conquered?

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What do you think she is listening to, lads?

>>71118642
Does he really say Jew me?

Red pilled

>>71118736
haitiANO

>tfw playing WoW for 5+ hours a day during TBC was the comfiest period of my life to date

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Can you lads please donate to my charity


thegloryholefoundation.com

>>71118808
is google broken?

>>71118754
don't listen to >>71118705 we have jets we've fucked up a few afghan villages in our time

>>71118614
no

too ill to eat :(

>>71118774

become a rentboy

war is peace
freedom is slavery
conservatism is counter-culture

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>>71118774
step 1 is recognising that salvation does not lie with white women

>>71118550
no
heard the govt bought one military helicopter in the 80s and it ended being stolen by the Ra who used it to whisk away a load of their mates in prisons

don't really see why we'd need something like that anyway as we're a neutral country and our military just do peace-keeping missions and don't engage in wars

>>71118823
china and japan are the only countries that learn English? interesting

oddly attracted to this girl i went to uni with

she's a solid 7/10 at best and somewhat annoying but she makes me diamonds

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>>71118771

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Girls 2bh lads

>>71118835
The Rita

>>71118858

Literally hitler

>>71118774
dont you need to know Chinese for that

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>>71118835
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

if any of you lads come to chicago feel free to crash on my couch

Warning: I am a normie

>>71118842
WHY THE FUCK IS ADOPTING IN QUOTATION MARKS
fucks sake. media just implying she fucked black guys

>>71118872
low standards will do that to you

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>>71118850

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Love this girl

THE MUSEUM HAS ABANDONED US

what did he mean by this?

>>71118839
replace WoW with Runescape and that's me

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>>71118880
this 2bh

quite like girls

>>71118893
>I am a normie


SHANT

THERES A TROLL IN THE DUNGEON

what did he mean by this?

>>71118835
The mixtape I sent her.

>>71118839
>hes not playing vanilla wow 8 hours a day to get high warlord
what are you even doing with your life

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Why don't you post on reddit, /brit/?

Are you that autistic?

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>>71118774
I'm going to teach english in Vietnam

>>71118774
Selling DVDs in the estate.
Washing cars for money.
Teach English in Scotland.

>>71118893
yknow anyone in florida or nyc im going there

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bunch of new professors and brain surgeons arriving to bolster the UK's failing NHS

>>71118947
/Brit/ is Reddit

>>71118871
Why would you want to go anywhere but Japan for TEFL? Yeah Dubai for money but then you have to put up with brown people and sand.

>>71118923
Sound lad

i dont have a couch but if anyone wants to pass a night in north philadelphia i have a warm rug and a pillow with your name on it

Mummy went to work

When the cat's away :)

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addicted to wanking

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>I'm going to teach english in Vietnam

>>71118947
I kept getting downvotes so I left

made te

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>>71118993
fuck off you creepy weeb runt

>>71118676
I wanna hang out with Villalad and beat up runts with our firm

>>71118976
Black people are so ugly, they really do look like monsters

>>71118963

the most deano locations in america

>>71118976
check out the dora to the left

bet he knows a lot about science

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>I'm going to teach english in Vietnam

>>71118705
We have more planes than that, I've seen a cessna from the 60's and 2 cargo planes
>>71118828


At least we have an airforce norn iron x

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>>71119025
fucking wogs

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Finished FS/N lads.

Caster.

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>people itt are depressed
>Meanwhile there's this lad

>>71118993
Massive culture shock and difficulty of integrating to society. Also some of us are not weebs and find Japan unattractive.

>>71118976
but its KIDS running away from WAR

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>>71118899

Seen a lad I was mates with at school last night

He told me if I've ever seen got any trouble he would "back it"

>>71118995
actually i dont have the pillow anymore

>>71119066
FZ is the only good one

>>71118774
if you are seriously considering it you should watch serpentza and his affiliated channels to see what it is actually like.
https://www.youtube.com/user/serpentza

>>71119075
>Massive culture shock and difficulty of integrating to society

get over yourself pussy

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Huh hadn't realised this

ABOUT FIGHT MY DONS

>>71118802

why not China? Seems alri

>>71118885

nah just a bachelors

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>>71119025
*alza la zampa*

>>71119003
I would close her road, if u catch my drift

>>71119003
Addicted to porn

>shia lo boofs nonstop 4 year project lasted a heroic 21 days in total....

better than i expected

>>71119079
>bharatiya vayu sena
>Indian airforce
kek

>>71119085
What the fuck does that mean?

>>71119073

he's still had relationships and sex

incels like me are among the very lowest people in society. the only people afforded less respect are child killers and nonces

even mass murderers of adults are better off than incels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvEKhdkmSnk

>>71119073
The picture of them kissing is the worst.

>>71119112
does compel me to comprehend

incels have victimhood complex

>>71119073
jesus chirst

>>71119112
thats actually right

>>71119075
How can you find Japan unattractive if you don't know anything about it?

https://vimeo.com/160301271

There's probably people in this thread who aren't even white 2bh

>>71118842
can't understand what goes on in these sorts of people's heads
his eyes just look dead.

these sorts of people are just meat reacting to stimuli

The United States Tennis Association has apologised after a version of the German national anthem associated with the Nazi era was accidentally sung at a tournament in Hawaii.

The obsolete first verse, including the words "Germany, Germany above all else" was sung by a soloist at the Fed Cup.

The error left members of the German team and fans upset and angry.

Germany's Andrea Petkovic and Alison Riske of the US were about to play their first-round tie when the anthem was heard.

"It was an absolute outrage and affront, the lowest," Petkovic said. "It was by some way the worst thing that's happened to me, especially in the Fed Cup."

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>>71119100
I liked both but I did prefer F/Z, the best thing about FS/N was the lack of focus on Saber.

>>71119079
some lovely sanskrit* on the fuselage.

*Gaelic

Imagine living in Victorian Britain and knowing nothing about the rest of Britain, getting a train to a new city or town and exploring your country

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>>71119112

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Downs D-D-D-Downs. I've got Downs D-D-D-Downs.
I've got Downs D-D-D-Downs. I've got...

Downs
Downs
Downs
Downs

Downs
Downs
Downs
Downs

Downs
Downs
Downs
Downs

Downs D-D-D-Downs. I've got Downs D-D-D-Downs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCe6e23yIT8

>>71119149
h-have you got a link

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>>71118923

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>when a northerner tries to tell you he's not a northerner and is in fact from somewhere called 'the midlands'

Might order a pizza tonight

>>71119030
:3

>>71119195
>The error left members of the German team and fans upset and angry.
what a bunch of cucks

>>71118947
>>71119009
this, said a brit/irish thing in the topgear subreddit and got 200+ downvotes and days of angry yank mong replies

still annoys me to this day

>>71119217
do canadians have pineapple on their pizza?

>>71119105

cheers lad I'll have a watch

>>71119180
It's a perfectly fine country I'm sure, I just have no desire to live there. I can find everything it has to offer for me elsewhere more easily.

>>71119215
Wouldn't mind tonguing her sweaty arse

>>71119195
banter

>>71119215
the what? the "mid" "lands" hahahaha the fuck is that? he a hobbit or something haha?

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BTFO

>>71119180
fuck off weeb runt

>>71119112
>terrorism started 20 years ago
t. meat

>>71119258
she is a coalburner

>driving lessons start in two weeks

Kinda nervous lads, what if I kill somebody?

>>71118676
would unironically like to be an upper middle class englishman, attend cambridge, have a posh gf, live in london working as a banker and all that. got absolutely zero (0) interest in being some low class council estate dwelling chav scum in hull or somesuch which i reckon is what the lot of you are.

>>71119195

Lmao

Germans absolutely shook

the midlands engine

>>71119276
Tim Farron's lost the plot

>>71119270
>BTFO
How does that negate the fact that it was Obama's idea first?

>lefty logic

>>71119112
going to have to think about this one line at a time

>>71119073
hes dead now

>>71119180
post the new one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLIv7HnZ_fE

>>71119195
how DARE they say Germany above all else, I'd be horrified to be a German there

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>>71119214
like this girl a lot

>>71119197
Honestly I only watched it because the show looked really good, I don't really give a shit about the overarching narrative in Fate.

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>>71119204
>>71119130

>>71119214
cor

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>Work tomorrow

>>71119227
;p

>>71119339
it's not about the lyrics it's about the context you wasteman

>people who fixate on celebrities

Literally the lowest, most pathetic form of human being

The Alt right is nothing more than new fascism, military uniforms have been replaced with 4chan memes and violent beatings of Jews have been replaced with twitter harassment of feminists. Stay vigilant, stay aware, stay safe.

is this grime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mizjVS5Q4

>>71119214
how is this even acceptable?

If there were kids there she should have been ragged out

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Absolute madman

>>71119214
Hmm yes

>>71119348
I know fuck all about it either, watched it in the first place cause the show is looked cool. I just thought Saber was boring as fuck.

>>71119377
what would happen if you cut that off

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>>71119245
I love it

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While commentating on Liverpool’s 2-0 win over Tottenham, Arsenal legend, Lee Dixon as been accused of racism after a comment he made relating to Son Heung-min. During a replay of the incident, when Son picked up a yellow card for a wild tackle on Roberto Firmino, Lee Dixon said: “Haaaiiyaa”, before adding “karate kick”.

http://pitchka.com/video-arsenal-legend-accused-of-racism-over-commentary-during-liverpool-v-spurs/

>>71119295
HNNNNNNNNNG

>>71119419
Looks like an older version of brother desu did my Dad cuck some Yank?

>>71119419
Looks like Gerard Butler from Law Abiding Citizen.

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ow come if you don't pour a pint smooth it tastes like fag ends?

>>71119419

that can't be real

>>71119245
Pineapple on pizza is a Canadian invention

>>71119211
howling my arse off yet again to this post

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>>71119419
should let him off the hook just for his bollocks

whoever directed me to /eire/, fuck you

>>71119401
agree 100%

Its because they can't get a gf or even female contact irl

Can't fit the beluga caviar into my budget this week. Will have to suffer the indignity of salmon roe.

>>71119450
but hes korean, not japanese

>>71119401

they're living vicariously

>>71119419
i would pay for his bail

>>71119467
tragic

>>71119419
Little do they know, getting caught was merely the first step in his master plan

>>71119482

>implying salmon roe doesn't taste better

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>>71119450

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Just moving to Trumpland, lads

>>71119295
ashley cole's a choc ice he doesn't count

>>71119411
nope it's, UK rap
grime is a very niche genre

need a posh gf to sit on my face and call me a pleb

>>71119482
>having to budget

>Flights operating at Hamburg Airport again after an earlier terminal evacuation and flight suspension when a toxic substance caused injuries to around 50 passengers and staff inside the terminal.

A girl got drunk last night and started telling me about her "daddy kink".

VERY strange stuff.

Don't have no mates anymore

they became conspiracy theory spouting druggies. think one might be developing unironic schizophrenia

People always have strong convictions until they get their dicks wet and throw their lot in with the caprices of a woman. The exceptions are few and far between.

>>71119112
its true, but there has been internal terrorism in the muslim world since forever. it just started spreading out when the west decided it needed to interject in their affairs and when muslims started emigrating to the west and brought it with them

prior to that, terrorism in the west was likewise self-contained (the IRA in the UK, various right and left extremist/separatist terrorist groups across Europe etc)

>>71119411
nah it's trap
british accent doesn't mean grime

>>71119486

what's the difference

>>71119401
Yeah, we should all fap to 2D instead

>>71119533
show it adjusted for population density

>>71119467
>4 tins of cider is enough

he's not wrong

farted at Hamburg airport earlier

>>71119564
does sex actually make your dick "wet"? i suppose it makes sense, what with all the lubrication and all.

>>71119579
>>71119541
well I detest it whatever it is

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our troops are bloodthirsty psychopaths who kill innocent people

How do I unlock my special virgin powers lads?

>>71119592
i can drink eight EASILY youre just fucking SHIT

muff cabbage

>>71119558
very popular nowadays

>>71119569
not even considering that there had been "modern" terrorism there for decades now, at least since WWI or even before into the late 1800s against the Ottomans.

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>>71119613
0/10 b8

>>71119645

CLASSIC

>>71119564

women don't actually get wet do they? it's slang for something right

>>71119641
I'm 6'3", 150lbs and drink like once every 2 months. Four cans will fuck me.

It's great being a lightweight.

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>>71119635
good

Don't really understand how people who have intercourse regularly can be depressed.

Someone cares about you enough to share your company in the most intimate way possible, what is there to really be depressed about?

>>71119683
the vagina self lubricates upon arousal

If leftists are against totalitarian regimes with unquestionable authority, then why do they support the unelected body of government known as the EU and UN, and how come the majority of antifa marches are funded by members of monolothic international monetary schemes like Goldman Sachs and the Open Society Foundation??

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>>71119635
haha umm... the err.. ah... well you see the thing is... he um...

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>>71119696
this

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>>71119635
If only they could do it while being aesthetic again

>>71119684
im 5'9", 12+st
nearly 2 stone heavier than you
runtboy i call ye

>>71119696

life is still meaningless

Why do pakis pronounce Pakistan as 'buggy's done'

>>71119675
being a woman is a pretty big disability

>>71119683
I've seen enough porn to know that the external female genetalia excretes more big water than a bog hole.

I've see a porn actress go from completely dry to gushing in 30 seconds flat.

It's like a sprinkler system between their legs.

>>71119675
Waheeeeeeeeey

>he abides by the geneva convention

loool could you BE any more bent?

not having some JF in switzerland telling me who I can and can't shoot

>>71119706
mental. pretty hilarious then that people can insist that being a bender is "natural" as well given that they can't have sex without an enema and 12 oz of ky jelly.

was sick in the pub on friday at work drinks lads. DREADING tomorrow.

>>71119723
>why do they support the unelected body of government known as the EU and UN
we don't
>funded by members of monolothic international monetary schemes like Goldman Sachs and the Open Society Foundation
nice meme

now shut the fuck up

>>71119748
thats not anything to be sad about.

might try to get the police mod for gta5 going but cba dealing with all the stress it comes with

ah yes, switzerland, the world's biggest cowards

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>>71119635

Wouldnt have them any other way desu

>>71119755
Boughi-es-Dhanouh!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1486917041673.webm

>>71119696
"le so sad omg depression plz upvote" is NOT depression

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ANGLO PRIDE

>>71119684
4 cans is what volume?

Did we ever find out what a leppo is?

>>71119723
The EU is democratic.
Do you know what EU elections are? Do you know that all countries in the EU are democracies?

The UN isn't a government anyway so it's irrelevant.

>>71119814
bunch of runt kraut rape babies

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This is it lads, I've betted away the last of my savings

This will be the last of them all

>>71119800
ate a bon bon today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z_5lpErdyM

this is a classic choon

>>71116143
People with down syndrome makes me sad. I hope they're happy.
And fuck you for ruining my day.

>>71119843
>>71119843
>>71119843
>>71119843

NEW

Do you say What, pardon, pardon me or sorry when you didn't heat something?

>>71119830
would have the biggest lob on if that were me

>>71119723
Antics is cargo cult activism, they have no real understanding of politics

>I drink cider

>>71119857
bleeding heart caralho

puta droga puta que paria idiota caralho desu lads

>>71119684
jesus christ

can have 6 bottles of cider and barely feel a thing
thought this was normal

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>>71119897
> I consume beverages other than water

>>71119684

lift weights mate that's disgusting

>>71119830
that was made for a domestic abuse vid

Well my mum's stopped crying about this whole falling out thing with my dad but they don't talk to each other or sit in the same room now.

I think divorce is imminent.