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Post peng tings edition
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Allah is great
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I want to stick my penis in a girl lads
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I want a lad to stick his penis in me
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>>71112185
>>71112363
didnt read the start of this conversation and thought you were talking about TDKR
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx5otxLS3qc
good little tune this
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>>71112339
just had sex
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>>71112409
the pengest ting
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fuck you racists
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have sex
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ATOL protected
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So anon, where do you see yourself in 5 years?
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>>71112339
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>>71112409
Would ruin this filthy little sket
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Ah yes... the UK. Bet you lads had a great day yesterday.

Nothing beats sitting in a dark pub full of chavs for the entire day watching men kick the ball and fucking chanting
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about to get on the skag
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>>71112457
the middle class london gf
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sexist pigs
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The gf
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what car does a moderately successful man drive without wanting to be a deano ?
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>>71112339
like dis yeah?
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poo smells of nutmeg
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>>71112403
the virgin creps
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>>71112403

not real
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>>71112339
> The stats say my city is 70% white, but my day to day experience says it's 50% white, and like 30% Muslim.

Then again, I live in the shit part of town filled with Abos and White trash.

Low-income housing, amirite?
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>>71112484
skoda octavia
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>hehe because I like white people. They are so open and i like their thinking pattern.
>thats so sweet. best thing I ve ever heard :)
/blackgf2017/ going swimmingly
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always surprises me when I travel out of London and see middle class, well dressed london-types walking about

reckon they're wasting their lives
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>>71112480
me in the middle
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>>71112484
a volvo
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just realised its sunday

work tomorrow
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so called "peng" "ting"
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>>71112410

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyx4yJ-RNTQ
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Wish I could win the lottery
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>>71112469
>Scotland
>The North
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>>71112484
alfa romeo
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what house does a moderately successful man live in without wanting to be a deano ?
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>>71112518
You are why nobody outside of London likes London.
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>>71112484
renault espace
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>>71112339
CHEBS
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>>71112518
If I lived in London I would also be shocked to see white people.
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Sour snakes are down.

Going to eat the flying saucers next
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>>71112577
inner city georgian townhouse
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watching clips from The Room literally never stops being funny
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>>71112567
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>>71112547
outstanding post cheers lad
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Wish getting hold of weed wasn't such a colossal fucking ball ache. Anyone in Devon want to help?
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>>71112620
yeah where you at
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>georgian townhouse
why yes I want something that resembles a 40s council block
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>>71112601
>inner city
enjoy your alzheimers
>>71112598
enjoy your cavaties
>>71112604
enjoy your ED
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What books you lot reading then?
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>>71112406
Heh
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>>71112518
There's no such thing as a well dressed paki. Can't polish a turd and all that
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Hmm, I wonder why our ancestors left to live in America
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NYC is fucking amazing lads
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The squad
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>being an Anglo
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>>71112652
All Quiet on the Western Front
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>>71112339
8/10
>>71112356
0/10
>>71112364
2/10
>>71112402
6/10
>>71112403
3/10
>>71112406
1/10
>>71112409
8/10
>>71112410
shan't/10
>>71112422
4/10
>>71112424
6/10
>>71112436
6/10
>>71112437
2/10
>>71112447
1/10
>>71112451
3/10
>>71112457
8/10
>>71112459
9/10
>>71112466
8/10
>>71112469
5/10
>>71112473
2/10
>>71112478
6/10
>>71112480
5/10
>>71112487
8/10
>>71112489
7/10
>>71112495
7/10
>>71112514
0/10
>>71112516
5/10
>>71112518
1/10

give up
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>>71112636
near exeter. drive tho
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>>71112652
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>>71112677
they were less successful than those who stayed
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>>71112677
comfy and cheap
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>>71112652
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Whats the best site for torrents?

Haven't done it in ages now I'm going back and all the ones I used have dropped off the map

Public obviously
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>rated 1/10
yeah ok kid I DARE you to try that again
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>>71112677
>Single storey terrace

Didn't know these existed.
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comfy and cheap
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Are these trainers cool?
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The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled
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Me and the lads
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>>71112652
Hells Angels, ironically.
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>>71112648
ED?
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how come if you read pop stars' twitters they all talk like retarded niggers?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kefap3g8yOY
now HERE's a tight little record
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>>71112812
~~tech wear~~
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>>71112722
im in plymouth
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Left my part time job in retail for a full time job in banking

Would have earned a little bit less than I do now if I stayed in retail full time. I made a bad decision
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sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
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Not sure how many more hugless days I can handle before I decide to end it.

I'm serious. I haven't felt the loving embrace of another human for ages.

Sort of just feel like getting a shotgun and blowing my brains out. Hehe.

> the loneliness can't get to you if you're no longer alive
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>>71112802
>android
look at the poorfag and laugh
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>>71112811
t. quadroon of cuckkad.
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>>71112853
just cuddled with a girl for the past hour after sex this morning
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>>71112799
could buy a 5 bedroom house in sunderland for that
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>>71112799
cheap and comfy
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>>71112799
>UK housing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHl1cAe9hxI

Ah yes
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>>71112838
i will come to plymotuh for anything less than 220 an oz if it's good. plymouth is where i go at the moment to pick up. it's good but expensive and long travel
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>>71112802
I had those exact ones
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you are now imagining stormzy slamming his fat black rod up maya's cunny
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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCp2iXA1uLE
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>>71112931
just buy online fucking hell mate
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gonna wank to traps for the 2nd time in my life.

seems like the normal porn sites are shit for it. anyone got a good one?

i like qt homemade traps that get fucked
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>>71112959
>maya

don't talk about my cousin that way
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essjaydubbleyous
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>>71112993
ashemaletube.com
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>>71112931
was messing with you
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>>71112925
>always blaming not building enough housing
>no one mentions population growth or......immigration
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finished the sailor who fell from grace with the sea

>Glory, as anyone knows, is bitter stuff
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>>71112802
In 2008, yes
>>71112873
dumb apple cuckboy
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>>71113017
Why do people still complain about something that doesn't exist?
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>>71112993
tried wanking to willies last night and got soft. had to fire up the old straight porn and came buckets. it's a confusing time for me
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I'm going to bet against the UK housing market like The Big Short and make millions when the housing bubble bursts
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>>71113071
Irrelevant. We have more than enough space to house more people.

I want to see Britain have 100 million people and be majority mixed race.
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> breakfast was three hours ago
> we're closer to lunchtime than we are to waking up
> it'll eventually be tomorrow
Man, time's freaking me out n shiet.
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>>71112931
Drive to brum, I'll do you a nice oz of cheese for 200
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>>71113071
if the market was free the amount of housing would adjust to the population

would you stop making freddos just because there are more people?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lb9QevQb0g

new big zuu
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>>71113111
wont happen. UK isnt as retarded as US as far as lending goes
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doing a big think

why does lightning strike the ground if the ground is electrostatically neutral?
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>>71113131
>waking up at 7:30 on sunday

fuck off abnormie. im still hungover from the club
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>>71112853
My cousins never had loving parents so ended up in relationships with leaches

The girl gives the guy over 10k and drives him to work
The guy paid for his fat white bitch to go to uni for 3' years, taxis every day and holiday
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Business idea: a coop business, except all the employees are robots so the owners don't have to do anything.
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>>71113185
it isn't
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it's not a festival if there is no camping
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>>71113185
because the clouds gain a charge relative to the ground la
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>>71112982
it seems like even more hassle than driving to someone. I looked into it and you dont save any money, you have to pay in bitcoins which is a hassle in itself, you have to encrypt your order, then you have to have drugs sent to your mailbox, which in some people cases, is shared. It's hardly ideal or risk free. in fact, in some senses, even more of a ball ache
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>>71113131
>the sun will set

NOOOOOOO
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>>71113116
>I want to see Britain have 100 million people and be majority mixed race.

abraham silverstein
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>>71113143
>if the market was free the amount of housing would adjust to the population
lel

the highest point of house building we ever had was in the 50s and 60s where the state intervened and built tons of housing

the market is an illusion and must be killed
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are these anemes any good?
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>>71113230
deano rorkeson
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redpill me on ghosts

I don't think they're real
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Imagine being this runt for a day.

Is his life always as dire as when he's busing potatoes and onions, or does he go back to his compound with an army of wives and crotch spawns?

Maybe he's the richest man in Samarkand.

He probably has a lot of goats.
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>>71113245
dunno, not much of an anime fan, me
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anyone else the son of a literal millionaire?
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>>71113222
think you're just a bit retarded 2bh
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>>71113237
corbynite scum kys
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Why would anyone want to own British homes anyway?
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>>71113245
Paprika, Perfect Blue, FLCL, Clannad +AS, Tatami Galaxy are all good

haven't seen most those other ones though
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>>71113306
fuck off, toff
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I know what boys like
I know what guys want
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>>71113300
it ain't me
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>>71113358
shit song
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Business idea: set up QUANGOs to build new towns and lots of houses, and then sell them cheaply to british residents
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>>71113283
2spoopy4me
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>>71113300
>>>/g/ulag
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im still here im just not talking
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Do NOT follow this link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQlZweKNBjo
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>>71113302
elaborate
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>your tiny hands
>your crazy kitten smile
>just
>don't leave
>don't leave
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>>71113372
*kicks you in the chest*
*you die instantly when your head hits the concrete*
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new towns is a bad idea

people want to live in relevant cities
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I made over 500 quid in the last 2 weeks and bought a Hearthstone wallet, cosmic print hoodie, pink hoodie, belt, socks and knitwear jumper

Comes to around 40 quid
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>>71113300
What would it take for you to let me in on that millionaire's son's money?

I don't even want that much. Just like, 10, 15 thousand.

Being poor really sucks.
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>>71112731
Enjoying this meme

>>71112652
I already told you a few days ago and it hasn't changed.
>tfw slow reader
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>>71113300
i aint no fortunate son
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>>71113423
the people don't know what they want
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>>71112838
P L 3
L
3

my mannamead mandem gonna smash you cuz if you step in my endz!!!!!
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>>71113410
Is that a Coronation Street character?
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>>71113442
yes they do, just look at home prices in London (the best city)
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>>71113432
if I see you I'll kill you
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>>71113402
you think pressing a few buttons for cheaper and higher quality weed is more hassle than driving for hours for crappy janner weed
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>>71113300
yes
both of my parents are solicitors
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>>71112652
The Water Knife and a bio of Augustine of Hippo.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjzpuYqB6Kw
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is there anything more vile and scummy than graffiti
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*grasses you up to the rozzers*
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>>71113300
Think my dads networth is over a million but under 2
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>>71113466
>London (the best city)

umm no sweetie
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>>71113480
good lad
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>>71113506
Orcs
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just bought a raspberry pi
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>>71113506
alright granddad reel your neck in before I smack you one
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Moving to America to help build The Wall
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>>71113507
pls b in london
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>>71112652
just finished >>71113073 , starting The Outsider now x
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>>71113516
>in monopoly money
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>>71113506
totally agree.

crazy how fucking filled with it the UK is.
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>>71113548
top lad
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enjoying a nice cup of tea

earl grey, no milk, two sugars
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>>71113592
we have a very large underclass
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I'm on the bottom floor in my uni block of flats and each room above one another is plumbed into one central pipe. So every time someone on the top floor does a shit it falls down the pipe and bangs really loudly in my bathroom
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>>71113553
*isn't in london*
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>>71113506
corbyn supporters
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thinking very hard
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To anyone who's rich; I will do anything you want for money. I have no shame.

My father works in a factory, and I'm a minimum wage drone. I live in government housing.

I'll be your friend, suck your dick, be your man servant. Whatever you want.
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>>71113574
who is this fine young man, I see him posted here a lot
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What do those old druggie bastards in town who ask kids for 'bus money' think they're doing?

No idea how you can do shit like that and not feel like scum.
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>>71113574
No he liquidated all his assets into USD, thinks a crash is coming soon

Dad is pretty based with the market stuff, he sold off prior to and bought near the floor of 2008. Made a tiny profit when people he knew were legit losing million dollars on the market
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>when someone with a minecraft avatar makes a political comment on a youtube video and someone with a frog avatar responds to him
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BUILD BRIDGES NOT WALLS

why do lefties love slogans that make no sense
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>>71113625
>mfw i have a better life than you despite never having a job because daddy's rich
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>>71113624
Wonder how Austria-Hungary survived for so long
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a million pounds isn't even that much. when you take pension, savings and property values into account a lot of people are so called """millionaires"""
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>>71113624
delete this racist trash fake news!!!
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me and all my flatmates in uni halls just quintuple deckered our shits in one toilet and flushed it into the runt's room on the ground floor haha
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>>71113642
that's jordan knight lad. suffers from phimosis. sometimes wears a turtleneck.
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>>71113656
haha lefties lmao am i right lads haha LEFTIES LEFTIES LEFTIES
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>>71113684
maybe. but my dad literally makes around 2.8 mil a year
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so this is the power of the british empire...
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took a DNA meme test in late December and it still hasn't been processed

did they find .1% subsaharan?
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>>71113656
Because it triggers nerds
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>>71113656
what don't you get
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>>71113661
brute force and being united against common foes (the turks)
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BRIDGES YES

WALLS NO
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>>71113709
don't care
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>>71113245
Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita
Haibane Renmei
Princess Mononoke
Paprika
Texhnolyze
Perfect Blue
FLCL
Tatami Galaxy
Hyouka
NHK
Lain
All pretty gud
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pretty much everyone in Australia is a millionaire
net worth of my parents is probably ~$6 million but they're not actually rich
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>me and all my flatmates in uni halls
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>>71113638
looks more like Paul Merson
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>>71113659
> live off of wealth you did not create or earn
This is why I hate Rourkettes.
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A FUCKING BEAVER
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>>71113661
because monarchies are far superior to democracies and theocracies
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>>71113792
Why are they so aesthetic?
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>BBC News: Israeli company funds Peace Bridge connecting Africa to continental Europe

hm interesting
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>>71113788
probably all retired because super rich
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Tories are fascists

May is Hitler

Vote Labour
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>>71113624
Yes and guess what...That's all in the past. We've moved on from all those conflicts, technology is evolving and so are we. In 2017, we are more connected than ever. You could be responding to someone of a different race and you couldn't even tell! We're all humans at the end of the day
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If you rule by chaos you reap what you sow
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>>71113788
top one is not a very helpful category.

are they unemployed, retired, can afford to not work or are carers etc?
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>>71113815
>Hitler wanted to genocide this

bent twat
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>>71113751
the thing is you do
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>>71113823
isn't the peace bridge in derry
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>>71113786
take it out on your slacko dad not me
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*puts on Townes van Zandt*
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>>71113815
>>71113852
>>71113834
JIDF seems to be on a massive propaganda drive
>>
georgian house but i aint in georgia xD
>>
>>71113755
Jog on Bruce, avg. household (not individual) wealth in Australia is £533k.
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>>71113834
>vote labor
>because they want more bennies and free shit

Pottery
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>>71113828
might build one myself and drive through luton
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>>71113859
how much do you make?

don't bother answering without proof
>>
>>71113432
on a scale of 1 to "full blown sperg", how autistic are you?
>>
>>71113788
>people who are disadvantaged by the current system want to change it

Wow what a surprise

Go fuck yourself, smug cunt
>>
corbyn supporters are all either clueless students or people literally on the dole
>>
southern ireland
>>
>>>/pol/112277853

ah yes, PNG
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>>71113828
>and i would have gotten away with it, if it wasnt for you meddling rasheeds
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>>71113852
Hitler was the biggest twat of the 20th century.

The absolute state of him, the runt.
>>
>>71113900
do a quick stop in hounslow as well mate.
>>
UM VICTORIAN BRITAIN HAD LODS OF SLUMS OKAY RACIST FAKE NEWS .!!!!!!! NEW BRITAIN LOTS OF IMIGRATION VERY GOOD !!!11
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>>71113914
3/4 of /brit/ posters are literally on the dole and mostly hate corbyn lad
>>
>tfw 18
>want to have sex
>don't want another gf (they're not worth it)
>don't want to use tinder

I'm fucked, 18 year olds don't put casually unless they're gigasluts
>>
>>71113921
haha top banter
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>>71113904
i dont make shit. my dad has bought me my own place in a large city though.

i work part time doing web design lol.

I mostly travel, lift, and shitpost
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>>71113914
Nothing wrong with that.

Rather students than Tory scum.
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Imagine how good Britain would be right now if we didn't have to bankrupt ourselves to fight Hitler
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>>71113900
Much simpler to just nuke it
>>
>>71113944
Industrial Victorian towns received mass immigration though
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>11 dollarydoos for delivery
jb are jews
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>>71113984
racist fake news anti-semitic
>>
every fucking book spoils the entire plot on the blurb
what the fuck are those publishers thinking eh lads
>>
>tfw too middle class to be bothered by immigration
>>
To everyone saying rasheeds etc-so what? Britain needs immigration (some of those will be called rasheed) to function. Do you want to live in poverty? If not then we need as many black men as possible.
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>>71113970
shan't
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>>71113984
Our only mistake was not going far enough to wipe out fascism forever.

Should've sterilised or executed every German.
>>
>"i travel", "i like to travel" or any variation thereof

hallmark of an absolute runtazoid
>>
*violates the NAP*
>>
>>71114012
>Jealousy: The post
>>
G*rmany should have been wiped off the map after WW1
>>
>>71113984
it was the cold war that did the most damage actually. the government spend all their money on nukes instead of infrastructure and houses.
>>
>italian crust is less calories than classic
wish I knew this years ago
>>
>>71114016
it's such a non-statement. It's obvious that people would like to go somewhere sunny and warm for a while.
It reminds me of when I was in school and a lad in the year above died of cancer. For some reason the head took it upon himself to make this the theme of an assembly. "He loved having fun" was part of what the head said about this child who he didn't know.
>>
>>71114021
*fires a tomahawk missile at you*
>>
>>71113907
Read my blog
Poleaboo.WordPress.com
>>
eating a sandwich with butter, bologna and cheese in it
>>
>>71114016
One of the main things to do in life is literally to travel and experience different places you fat fucking 500kg neckbeard autist
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>>71114050
Germany got scapegoated too hard after WWI. Hence WWII
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>>71114021
>>
FACT:the world is becoming overpopulated
SOLUTION:No more breeding in Britain, we should instead import refugees
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>>71114023
you seem extremely eager to prove yourself to anonymous nobodies on the internet which suggests that despite your wealth you're a bit insecure about something.
>>
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>>71114011
It's no coincidence the multicultural countries are all the best countries.

Civic nationalism and supremacy, not Ethnic nationalism and supremacy.

The Anglo world order should be inclusive. We want to expand the free world.
>>
Actually really annoys me when people hint towards things but when you press them for more details/information they'll say "OH NO I CAN'T TELL YOU ANY MORE BECAUSE REASONS"

like really
fuck off and kill yourself if you do that
>>
flatmates are unironically rapping (in german)
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Superior ale and beer; but slightly ugly females

t. journeying foreigner
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>>71114103
Very good post! The racists will be super angry!
>>
>>71114095
To be fair when 99% of tits say this they mean going somewhere hot and sitting in the sun for 10 hours a day then coming home.
>>
>>71114023
Don't worry lad, you'll be taxed until you squeak one day.
>>
>>71114107
small cock desu. but thats it. im about as normie as they get on here beside that
>>
>>71114125
still not telling you x
>>
>>71114125
well that's vague
>>
>we have only accepted 300 refugees
Wtf? We have loads of room and resources. We could take at least 20000. Germany has taken over a million, why aren't we?? Fucking Tories
>>
>>71114021
DON'T TREAD ON ME
>>
>>71114103
Business Idea: Sack all English natives, replace with cheap imported labour.
>>
@71114095
see
>>71114082
>>71114147
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>>71114172
ah yes let's destroy out countryside and environment by building shitloads of houses and infrastructure
>>
finished eating my sandwich lads
>>
>>71114114
>no coincidence

What do you mean by this?
>>
We need 8,000,000 refugees minimum. Britain has lots of empty space. We don't need racist countryside
>>
>>71113938
I don't understand this picture
>>
>>71114149
how big is it?
>>
>>71114147
still nicer than sitting at work for 10 hours a day in grey britain
>>
business idea: alcohol withdrawal
>>
>>71114136
boot up sequence::\\Almond_Activation
Initializing...
Almond_Activation running...
Almond_Activation:: 64%
Almond_Activation boot successful
>>
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drinking a pic related lads
>>
most prosperous countries in europe:
>france
>germany
>UK
all multicultural countries

poorest countries:
>poland
>ukraine
>bosnia
mostly white 'master race'

really makes you think huh
>>
I'm jewish and I think we should ban all immigration and kick out all of the pakis and blacks and knock down all of the shitty victorian terrace runt houses
>>
>Last night a group of ISIS fighters sneak in to north of Swieda to steal sheep, there was a SAA T-55AMV there. Sheep are safe and secured.

banter
>>
>eager to prove yourself
>without proof
hmm
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>small cock
fatty fatty boom boom detected
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>>71114016

yeah i prefer to save up for a deposit on an end terrace in colchester
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>>71113516
Kind of shit DESU.

You want at least a million in savings like rrsps and investments, as well as having your house paid off. Like that's minimum requirement for retirement.

>>71113300

It's nothing special. You'll probably inherit and fuck it up by buying a McMansion and being a general waste of space.

From one "millionaires son" to another.

Christ I bet he just runs a business and doesn't even sit on any boards or seed start-ups or anything. Probably has a boring as portfolio or has it all sunk into said business.
>>
>>71114221
it's mocking how Hitler tried to appeal to all groups

used anti capitalist rhetoric to appeal to workers, but in reality he upheld the system of capitalism and nationalism
>>
>>71114136
Still need to read this manga-kino desu.
>>
>>71114202
Yeah but who lives in the countryside? Racist OLD people who voted leave. Maybe they should experience diversity and they'd change their mind. It would be great for the country
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>>71114021
>>
>>71114097
They didn't go far enough, if they had broken it up into several states, or better yet given the west of the country to France it would have solved the problem
>>
>Meghan Trainor is younger than me

It's started lads, don't like being older than successful people.
>>
>>71114266
miss having a cheeky frijj with my meal deal
>>
>>71114275
>knock down all of the shitty victorian terrace runt houses

hello Goldberg. lets replace them with 60s council blocks right

nice taqqiya by the way
>>
>>71114281
what exactly do i need to prove? i can post my flat
>>
who else /grewoutoftheracistphase/ here
>>
imagine never doing a roadtrip across the USA in your 20s
>>
>>71114202
nothing wrong with that

racists should be hounded out of existence and encouraged to euthanise themselves
>>
>>71114172
because governments first and foremost exist to look after the people they represent and who elected them, not every fucking poor person in the world

we give some more of our space and resources to refugees and it's just less for the poor suffering people who already live here who brainless bleeding heart fuck
>>
>>71114293
Thanks lad
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>>71114268
>They were all prosperous and successful before becoming multicultural.
>Since becoming multicultural their prosperity relative to other countries has fallen.
>>
>>71114304
There's loads of people that are younger than us and successful desu, pornstars that we're probably wanking to have been younger than us for years
>>
>>71114268
that's because we were semi-capitalist as opposed to communist
>>
>people itt are unironically opposed to accepting starving child refugees from war torn countries
Wtf is wrong with you
>>
>>71114318
>flat

FOBrit
>>
>>71114304
I have a footballer and an actress who are same age as me and whenever I find out about them in the media it acts as a gauge of my progress and it's all depressing
>>
>>71114293
>used anti capitalist rhetoric to appeal to workers
Would like to know proof of this.
>>
Donate all your money to refugees racists
>>
>>71114288
>Christ I bet he just runs a business and doesn't even sit on any boards or seed start-ups or anything.

Crazy how absolutely wrong this is. Won't even bother with the rest.
>>
>>71114361
why should we accept them
>>
>>71114304

one hit wonder who was known for being fat. and calling it a hit is a stretch.
>>
>>71114361
don't care
>>
gonna buy a car from the uk

Any advice?

how fucked are your cars from the salt?

How common is clocking?
>>
dont care
>>
>>71114361
I just don't give a fuck about them mate.
>>
>>71114361
why should I have to pay for their food and shelter just because their country is incompetent?
>>
>>71114318
>i can post my flat
do it

you need to grow out of this insecurity desu

people didn't watch cribs because they were jealous. they watched it because it was cool .
>>
>>71114317
>lets replace them with 60s council blocks right
nah fuck off
they're shit too

everyone should have their own nice well-sized house with a nice garden and room to swing a cat
>>
Meeting a ladyboy tonight for a gay shag. Should I double bag it?
>>
Plans to make Britain better:
- Increase taxes on the lower and middle class
- Reduce taxes on the rich and multinational companies
- Increase sales tax on environmentally friendly cars
- Knock down traditional pubs, replace with mosques
- Close all high-street shops, replace with betting and £1 shops
- Sell all palaces, police stations, hospitals to rich overseas investors
- Increase tax on alcohol, use said money to aid the war on drugs
>>
>>71114293
>nazi german
>capitalism

not really lad, there was heavy state intervention, it's one of the definitions of fascism in fact..
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>>71114021
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>>71114436
hope you like a pooey cock
>>
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>>71114423
view from the flat. nothing special desu.

only about 128k
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>>71114460
>>71114460
>>71114460
>>
>>71114361
>he's against importing people who hate our values and everything our country stands for
>>
>>71114437
nah

what you do is get rid of all taxes and just raise the sales tax for everything
>>
>>71114436
double won't help against hiv, you need triple at least
>>
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>>71114373
Clue is in the name of the party.

>>71114441
And? State intervention doesn't necessitate socialism. Just look at his attacks on trade unions and the KPD.
>>
>>71114419
>>71114411
You could have been born anywhere, if it were the other way around they'd help you
>>
>>71112514
> The stats say my town is 99% white, but my day to day experience says it's 100% white

Then again, I live in a prosperous part of town with lots of services.

Old growth all white suburbs, amirite?
>>
>start a war with my neighbours because they believe in allah in a slightly different way

>expect other people to save my wife and children while me and the men kill each other and destroy the country
>>
>>71114498
>You could have been born anywhere
True, doesn't mean I want the country I was born into to turn to shit though because we're bringing millions of dirt poor third worlders over though.
>if it were the other way around they'd help you
lol
>>
>>71114221
The full name of the Nazi party was the National Socialist German Workers' Party.

When Hitler is addressing a working class gaggle of runts, his sign says national SOCIALIST german WORKERS' PARTY. When he's addressing the upper class rourkes, his sign says NATIONAL socialist GERMAN workers' PARTY.

By the time Hitler was chancellor, it was said that the only thing Socialist about the National Socialist German Workers' Party was its racial policy, which was managed by the strong arm of the state.
>>
>>71113983
She is really sexy. Amazing curves for a girl her age. Hips, butt, thighs, breasts...she's got it all. Gorgeous face. Just from looking at her figure, I figured she'd done some type of gymnastics and/or dancing, since a lot of gymnasts and dancers have a figure like that, so when I found out that's true in her case, I wasn't surprised at all. Its kind of strange, because you normally don't think of gymnasts being that thick, but there have been a decent amount of hot, thick gymnasts like Shawn Johnson and Kim Zmeskal. I guess the most surprising thing is for Sophie to be so thick AND so flexible, since most girls that thick aren't nearly that flexible and vice versa. She and her body are truly a gift from God.
She's like all those girls shy guys like me wish we'd had the nerve to go up to and talk to and ask out back in high school, but were too "pussy" to (hate when that term is used negatively, but I'm allowed to be self deprecating to myself, just no one else is or prepare to die lol). If only girls could be the ones to be bold, confident, assertive, charismatic, and be the ones to make the first move, so all the pressure wasn't on us. If only they could see inside us for the big hearted, sweet, sensitive guys we are and what great boyfriends we'd make. How kind, thoughtful, and considerate we'd be. Not to mention funny, decent looking, and decently intelligent. Not perfect, but I think we'd be enough to satisfy them.
>>
>>71114489
It doesn't necessarily mean it's socialism but it sure as hell isn't capitalism
>>
>>71114437
it's simple really

>stop giving foreign aid
>stop all benefits to non UK citizens
>stop benefits to UK citizens who do not find work after 6 months and if they refuse to do community work for their benefits i.e. street sweeping, painting, general maintenance of the community
>free healthcare is only available to UK citizens
>increase taxes for top 1% of individuals and companies to 70% of all revenue and ban off shore accounts punishable by life in jail
>>
>>71113625
Apply for as many grants and shit as possible for education.

Or if you're stupid learn a trade like welding and start sub-contracting. Move to wherever there is work.

Apply for every social assistance program you can. THAT'S your actual job while learning/apprenticing.

Take some courses on finances. Learn how to save and how to go into debt. Turns out there's no difference between being poor and being in debt so you might as well borrow to invest in yourself.

Seriously. Debt is only shitty when it's for things that depreciate in value. Don't buy anything that depreciates on credit.

Got no debt, but no credit? Get a credit card with a limit equal to your paycheck. Only pay for shit with that, then pay it off every payday.

Don't buy shit. I learned in sales that poor people are the best customers, because they buy shit. Often on credit. That's why they're poor.

Wear shitty thrift clothes. Hit up the food bank as often as you can. Eat your pride for now because if you're poor being proud of fancy clothes and shit is literally being proud of being stupid.
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>>71114463
Please tell me you're the "My Daddy makes 2.8 million a year" guy. Whose dad also "liquidated everything into USD anticipating a crash" like a chump who wants to wait forever for a risky decent return but a probable safe eventual return in US investment. Like. A. Chump.

> Waiting for your money to make money instead of investing in growth markets.

What's he gonna do, buy US treasury bonds? No. I bet it's real estate lol.

Don't get me wrong. That's actually a good investment for his current likely available funds. It's just ridiculous to sell all your assets to dump it into a recession economy since if you dump too soon or the market recovery is slower than expected the cost of holding thanks assets can wear away at your return significantly, especially if you're dealing with income/rental properties.

Better to float smaller businesses or buy them out IMO but then my parents have a divirsified enough portfolio that they can usually transfer services and shut to other markets.

Made a killing snapping up a small engineering firm and having it develop animal proof garbage lids to sell to . . . I don't actually remember which stores they marketed them in. But it kept the firm solvent long enough for them to sell it again to make blast walls for the oilsands again once the economy picked up. Sold it for what your dad makes in 25 years. Ironically the corporation uses them to build blast walls for factories in China because they are making more money in that market, but it's really not worth trying to run stuff like that in China so no regrets.


But I'm sure your dad will make some profit on his investments.

I just want you to realize that while he's wealthy he still uses his money like a poor person if he's liquidating all of his assets for probably negligible gain, since that implies none of them are transferable.
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