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>>71100272
excellent edition. fuck micks

cool glasses

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Elsa

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>>71100272
Good night, sweet prince.

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>got a tinder date at 12
>haven't slept
>still drunk

haha oh dear

weird how frasier manages to pull such attractive women even though he's old and fat and a bit of a bender

>>71100297
alri cucklad

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Frank Ancona, KKK Imperial Wizard, Found Dead in a Missouri River

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>>71100301
Cool story.

Tell me when you finish up the rough draft.

>>71100298
>left his entire fortune to his nigerian wife and nothing for his kids

always makes me laugh

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blue jean baby
L.A. lady
seamstress for the band

>>71100301
Classic

>>71100316
The KKK is mostly FBI agents and SPLC infiltrators these days

There's almost no genuine chapters left

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>>71100312
There are two reasons it happens, a) he's a doctor, b) the chicks he dates know rich guys are sort of benders.

If I was a doctor, my crippling autism would be cool.

>>71100327
His son is already successful and his daughter is so young that she's just going to inherit his fortune through her mum instead

>>71100356
OMG, those are my three favourite Bowie songs!

>>71100365
If you make a lot of money then it would be cool regardless of profession so long as it isn't tech shite

would like to stab tim lovejoy in the eye

>>71100363
what do they do lol

hehe fuck niggers *sips beer*
yeah fuck em

chess

https://lichess.org/dXwIw8XC

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the legacy of brexit

>>71100442
no

>>71100443
outrageous

>>71100428
>hehe fuck niggers *sips beer*
>yeah fuck em

That's exactly what they do it's just a social club for Cletus and Jethro

The ones you see doing the marches and handing out fliers are the FBI ones

>>71100443
>>71100467
hello /r/britishproblems

wish this Canadian would fuck off

eating a pizza

>>71100428
And then there's that 1(one) guy who always take it too far.

Like, I get it, we all hate niggers, but what the hell is Will's problem? It's all he ever talks about.

Baby boomers and millenials should all be killed

>>71100474
>Jethro
alri gibbs what you doing mate haha

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god who made thee mighty
make thee mightier yet

>>71100477
what's /rbritishproblems??

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dormer 2bh lads

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Beer bong!

>Someone Has Started a KKK Recruitment Drive in BC

https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/someone-has-started-a-kkk-recruitment-drive-in-bc

Guarantee this is an RCMP operation

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> princess diana died for THIS
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

wew

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>tfw the temperature went down slightly but the humidity is rising
it was only a loaf of bread, why did you have to send us here

>>71100537
She has very fat legs and ankles

>>71100591
What happened to him?

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> when the leafposts are just right

feel like the only man in a world of boys

>>71100582
She was killed because she was going to introduce Rasheed blood into the royalty

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>>71100591
> mfw my bedroom has A/C

eat my shit, runt

>>71100623
caught a glimpse of his reflection

>>71100635
same

>>71100635
You lying bastard...

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How do you feel about the mission to Christianise the Indians?

doing a wee

watching some bent looking runt doing a wee through my window lads

>>71100701
it's been going on for a few centuries now, you'd think if it was going to work it would've happened by now

>>71100701
big failure

>>71100672
Right Aussie

making an arrangement

>>71100635
you're a nonce

>>71100623
Tim's consciousness has ascended to the ethereal plane, all that remains in this dimension is the remnants that were not permitted access.

weighing up the options

don't think I can hack this all nighter

will have to go to bed soon

watching some bent looking runt make an arrangement

>>71100720
Left Aussie

doing a wee some aussie poof is watching me

>>71100701
indians are mostly doctors and engineers who are too smart to follow religion

>>71100720
More of a failure or less of a failure than trying to get them to use toilets?

business idea: a new imageboard, like 4chan but instead of anime it's grime

everyone flocked to christianity, not because it was forced upon them or anything, so it is odd how it isn't converting as many people today

>>71100701
it's failure stems from the difference between western and eastern views of time

in the west everything is linear and heading towards and apocalypse so a religion like christianity can gain mass appeal

in the east everything is cyclical there is no apocalypse and time isn't linear it's a circle hence no reason for christianity to have any appeal

>>71100765
50% of indians poo in loo or something right?
like 5% of pajeets are christfags.

>>71100272
Why is that ballsack wearing glasses?

phimosis is getting to me

>>71100776
4choon

>>71100735
I don't understand I'm just up and I have an headache and I don't want to use my translation brain.

NRx is so autistic, can't believe it's populart

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>not because it was forced upon them or anything

>Dr Who fan

into the bin you go

>>71100784
I'd say it's more than this. But this is one example of how christfag philosophy doesn't appeal to hindu/buddhist societies.

>>71100801
get circumcised already you runt

the oneitis just sent me a pic of her feet

I wonder if she knows

Use Tinder just for a bit of an ego boost on the rare occasions I get a match, but I can't think of anything worse than having to go on a date with any of them and pretend that I'm a happy, normally functioning person who would be good bf material.

>>71100801
> phimosis
That's when your foreskin is squeezing your knob.

Louis XIV had to have a physician chop off his foreskin so he could fuck Marie Antoinette.

>>71100843
>Tfw used to suck the 'tus's toes and lick her soles whilst massaging them

>tfw she didn't make a big deal about it

*lifts up one leg*


PPPPRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAFFFPPTPTPTPTPTP*

hnngg...

*squeeeeeee*

>>71100301
>>got a tinder date at 12
Thought you had to be 18 to use Tinder desu

>>71100855
that's paraphimosis
>>71100842
he's not me actually

>>71100258
>>71100391
The Guilt/Shame dichotomy is just flat out wrong.

When people are thinking in this paradigm they like to think of the middle ages as the apex of guilt morality.
But they always conveniently forget that the knight and chivalry (the prime subject of all popular culture) is the greatest embodiment of shame culture ever realised.

The timē of Homer's Greeks can't even compete with the Christian knights Chivalry.

Not to mention that if you move on the Renaissance it again would be totally incorrect to call the Christian Humanism that developed from the synthesis of Greek Wisdom, Roman valour, and Christian religion, a culture of shame.

Taking two steps back to the dark ages and late antiquity (this continues through out Byzantium) most Christian leader tend to think of God as the lord of hosts who leads the armies of the chosen people to victory over his enemies. The first and best example being Constantine.

~ Christianity ennobles man the Renaissance was the last great epoch

/blog

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walked past the cemetary yesterday morning.

saw 4 blokes carrying a coffin

just went past it again this morning and the same 4 blokes were there with the same coffin.

thought to myself 'they must have lost the fucking plot'

>>71100272
DELET THIS AUSSIE

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

>>71100796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxpYW_w5pgo

fuckin would quite like a missus desu lads

>>71100910
probably practicing desu. being a pall bearer is surprisingly tricky

Might get an earring lads

Little silver woman's hoop one

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Egads! look whose finally come out of hiseth cave

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>>71100878
Didn't know there were two types of phimosis.

Pretty much the only time circumcision is a good idea; about 5% of guys develop it. Must be hell.

Also, this is an educational diagram.

Janny can be such a runt sometimes.

>>71100968
Tbh at least as a child it must be pretty fun to have fedora autist parents

>>71100968
would love to cum all over this scene with my big cock

>>71100968
why is calling it a cave so universal?

>>71101021
my family always called my room "the den"

>>71101021
Hermits live in caves you gebber

need to fuck a tomgirl with wide hips and a big butt

>>71101001
oh I have this I'll probably be waiting years to get it done with our health system


I hear it can be stretched over time

>>71101057
>tomgirl
Good lad

i also have phomsis, there is no worse pain than peeling back the foreskin when erect reeeeeee

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>>71100939
>Gerry Adams at the end

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>>71101061
it's very prevalent on 4chan

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>Use Tinder just for a bit of an ego boost on the rare occasions I get a match, but I can't think of anything worse than having to go on a date with any of them and pretend that I'm a happy, normally functioning person who would be good bf material.

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>>71101001
> be king of France
> marry XVIIIth century equivalent of Britney Spears
> can't fuck her because your foreskin is strangling your knob
> physician gives you the old *snip* *snip*
> still don't fuck her for years because you're a fat faggot
> riots in the street because monarchy a shit
> country is taken over by republicans and you get snipped above the neck as well
Social Studies was the best class in school.

The Big Questions on BBC1 is starting. Including such hot topic debates as "Is Christianity evil?" and "Should white men pay reparations for all ills across the globe"

Need to fuck a tom with wide hips and a big butt

>>71101132
Genuinely can't tell if you're joking or not 2bh

why do we need more immigrants again

>>71101132
yes and yes

>>71101117
absolutely detest sam hyde

the fat fucking unfunny cunt

To be fair to the Jews, Palestine has never been a country

>>71101180
Something about rocket scientists from Zimbabwe

The first question on today’s #bbctbq is: Should we trade with Israel now settlements are recognised?

if you could make one famous person stop existing who would it be lads?

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>>71101187

>>71101200
didnt know somalia had a rocket program

>>71101224
Stephen Fry

>>71101117
delete this

>>71101127
who said this

What's a taig?

my foreskin has always been a bit tighter than i would consider average (i can pull it back well enough but my helmet turns quite purple), but i wouldn't say it's phimosis

>>71101224
phimosislad

>>71101208
Literally couldn't last 10 minutes without mentioning Trump

SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK
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SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BL
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>mfw i dont have a foreskin
>mfw i know i could cuck all of you

>>71101276
your what turns purple?

phimosis is something you sort out when you're 12

>>71101224
tim lovejoy for me

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the summer roadtrip

>>71101302
my helmet

>>71101187
I've liked his stuff for a long time but I was watching HWNDU stuff and it's pretty pathetic the way people worship him. Left a bad taste in my mouth.

Just like the lefties the alt-right has too many indians and not enough chiefs.

>>71101311
enjoy your AIDS x

>>71101314
come again?

have a short frenulum/banjo string

it's fine for sex though, just need the girl to be wet (which she usually is once i'm there)

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>>71101276

really preferred my foreskin when it was tighter in my younger years. now i've been wanking for like 12 years it's loose as hell

>>71100910
AMAZING post

ARUGA ARUGA

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>>71101224
Donald J Trump.

If you mean entertainers, it would be some piece of shit pop singer. Whichever one has released the biggest piece of shit recently.

>>71101311
i bet you're not white because if you were you'd be killed before you left cairo

>>71101323
my helmet

remember once when i was young i fell asleep with some porn site on the ol' laptop and woke up with my school clothes ironed on the end of my bed haha
think it wouldve been easier if mum mentioned it instead of just ignoring it like it never happened and letting it eat away at me

>>71101311
going to ol' 'rocco in april with the lads desu. going to be banterous.

>>71101320

woah racest much 0_o

BUILD BRIDGES NOT WALLS

>>71101349
But North Africans are white

>Headache from creatine

ahh yes

>>71101329
Roastie whore

>>71101349
T. Retard

need a gf who reads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8LQoL4vERs

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>>71101379

>>71101358
this is why i still use screensavers

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what's his end game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv0BqJxE2ZA

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>>71101349

Egyptians are counted as white in the US census

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>>71101299
can't cuck me if i can never get a gf

what happened in Ulster

>>71101402
Your own country's census says so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_ZoroJdVnA

>>71101399
i've got one. makes for interesting conversation ngl

>>71101434
banned for posting child pornography

>>71101413
If Eddie Izzard was half as funny as that bloke I might actually watch his standup

it's 31 fucking degrees at 8:15pm lads

HELP

>>71101413
sounds american half the time

>>71101434
stupidity

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>spend two years lifting
>get well above 1/2/3/4
>take 4 months off because of sickness
>literally undone a year and a half of gains

ahh yes.

>>71101450
ALL YOU DO IS PISS AND MOAN ABOUT IT BEING WARM STOP BEING SUCH A BENDER WARM WEATHER IS NICE

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lost the will to live lads

why go on?

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>>71101450
27 is supposed to be the lowest it'll get and that's by 6am

>>71101468
Warm weather being nice is a meme peddled by people who don't have to live with it 24/7/365

>>71101468
if it was 31 degrees at 8pm in the UK, you'd actually have a fucking meltdown

don't think i wont knock you the fuck out

>>71101449
he was good in Hannibal

>>71101491
Brits are pussies with weather

Honestly buy ac or shut the fuck up

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>>71101464

I just took 2 months off due to injuries and struggled to bench 60 for 5 when I started again last week.

winter is comfy as fuck what are you chattin

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>>71101413
> Gerry Adams has denied being a racist, saying: “I’ve never seen myself as white.”
What did he mean by this?

am i the only australian here with air conditioning? i'm actually in my dressing gown right now because it's a bit chilly but not chilly enough to warrant turning it off

>>71101491
will literally smash your head off your shoulders if you don't shut up you whingey little mong

>>71101504
ah yes, would much prefer to read your post on phimosis

>>71101491
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_heatwave_in_Ireland_and_the_United_Kingdom
>A prolonged high pressure system over Britain and Ireland caused higher than average temperatures for 19 consecutive days in July, reaching 33.5°C at Heathrow and Northolt.
>On 18 July, the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine reported that the first 9 days of the heat wave had caused up to an additional 760 deaths in the UK
Brits would LITERALLY die if they had to live here

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>global warming is an ancient chinese mythos they said
im glad we saw through their ploy so mr. leibowitz can keep his billions

>>71101521
why is there a traditional chinese woman in rosslare

>>71101548

move then

>>71101519
winter is shit lad

>>71101517
yeah exaclty this.

>be squatting 180kg
>now failing to squat 110kg

what is the point

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>>71101290
I FUCK THE MUSIC
I MAKE IT CUM
I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE

>>71101399
Need a gf that can explain Hegel to me

>>71101535
you couldn't smash a beer you limp wristed nonce, never reply to me again or i'll send your chin to the other side of the thames

L

>>71101568
t. softy southern cunt

https://youtu.be/R9oZaP-my5E

positively SCREAMING at this video

>>71101568
Normie cunt

haven't had a shower since thursday morning
reckon my balls smell fantastic

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>>71101485

if you like winter and hate summer it's literally because you're too fat and sweaty

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>>71101569
literally DO NOT understand how people can squat so much

I can bench 100 kg for 5 reps OHP 60 kg for 5 reps but can only squat 70 kg for 5 reps and even that's a struggle

really don't know what I'm doing wrong or why my squat is so shit

>>71101598
is that coutinho?

*walks into johannesburg*
*gets killed and eaten*

>>71101636
a lot of it is levers desu. i could squat 140 kg for 3 while being able to bench 85kg x 5 haha

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Build Bridges
Not Walls

>>71101548
>reaching 33.5°C
>reaching
>760 deaths

Can't even grasp how this is possible

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>>71101634

>tfw bmi of 22 but i sweat profusely all year

>>71101572
HARD SHIT
FUCK I SAID FUCKER DON'T START SHIT

>>71101634
no I felt the same when I was underweight

>>71101636
leglet

i can (could) ohp 60x5
but my bench was always a bit subpar 90x5 AT BEST.

>>71101659
I warned you about district 9 lad haha

>Australians wear winter jackets at 15c

>>71101667
>22 isn't chubby

alri mate

>>71101572
>Need a gf that can explain Hegel to me
Hegel exercises are supposed to make them tighter in the vagina muscules, heard we can do it too and it makes you jizz harder.

>>71101666
When it gets to 18°+, I feel like I'm about to die. 33° would be like being trapped in a pressure cooker.

>>71101698
winter jackets for us are just regular jumpers (read: sweater)

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miss being 11 and watching WWF on sky 1 in the morning

>>71101709
fuck off

>>71101718
noticed sky 1 in the morning isn't aimed at kids anymore.

>australians die once the mercury drops below 10C

>>71101698
>Canadians wear leaves

>>71101709

can literally see my ribs

a 20 bmi is Auschwitz tier

>>71101734
LOL

>>71101718
Hilarious that grown adult men watch this

>>71101713
33°C is nice and warm
Anything under 25 is cold and unacceptable

REALLY wanna have sex
http://www.adultwork.com/X+Rhona+X

>tfw the temperatures hit 15 and i can wear trackies and uggboots around the house

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>can literally see my ribs

>a 20 bmi is Auschwitz tier

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For me, the best cider, it's Somerset.

>>71101748
>Anything under 25 is cold

Do you ever leave the controlled enviornemnt that is your home, pierre?

>>71101761
bit gay x

can barely handle 12° fookin ell

>>71101761
>uggboots
alri poof
get some ankle socks mate

°O°

>>71101677
FUCK THAT SHIT, I NEED THAT SHIt BOUND TO BE THE DEATH OF ME

>>71101712
;^P

>>71101718
Almost miss my wrestling nerd days.

>>71101781
>uggboots
>gay
foy

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For me, it's whisky, the best mood equaliser.

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Food for thought: this guy has a BMI of 31

it's as if we all live in different areas of the world with different climates or something haha

>>71101769
I do, and it's shit. I fully support global warming, My region is supposed to get mediterranean/andalucian climate by 2050. Cannot wait.

>>>/tv/catalog
ah yes, television and film discussion

>>71101819
Weak cunt can't even lift it up properly

I don't watch anal porn because I like anal, but rather I like looking at the vagina AND seeing a girl be penetrated

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different climates all over the world! really does make you think haha

Black Jamaican woman shitting on mass immigration on the big questions and praising trump

Holy shit Nicki wasn't expecting that lmao. He saw a black woman and thought he'd get a different answer lol

Whenever I'm abroad I'm always glad to get back to British weather. It's the most reliable and comfiest. I've travelled across the southern US in July/August. I've been to Singapore in July. I've been to Dubai in July. I've been to Russia in November. All of them were dogshit compared to a lovely 13C overcast british sky.

>>71101802
Hustle Bones Comin Out My Mouth

>>71101831
>Aussie hours
>/tv/ filled with porn
Makes you think

>>71101852
caught a whiff of the gf's arsehole and it put me off for weeks
CANNOT imagine sticking my willy in that rancid hole

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>>71101820
> living below the boreal belt
You should all be ashamed.

>>71101862
>US, Singapore, Dubai
Deano mate what you been doing haha smiffys been trying to call you

>>71101856
>landahn is representative of all of britain
runtoid

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>living outside the blue banana
You should all be ashamed.

>>71101858
Kek is speaking through her

>>71101856
why did the colonies decide to make their capitals irrelevant cities?
can you imagine if british parliment was in newcastle or something

WHO DID THIS???XDDD

>>>/tv/79350931

>>71101908
You did, you fucking boring attention-seeking little paki freak.

>>71101907
Both Sydney and Melbourne wanted to be the capital and neither were willing to accept the other being the capital

Little toddlers 2bh, it should've been Sydney

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>toasted vogel with butter

fuck me, this is the GOAT bread for toast.

>>71101899
looks like my willy when erect

>>71101908
(You) did :^)

>>71101856
bit chilly in Aus hope they're ok

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>>71101908
>AIDS twister
>4 types of AIDS

>>71101936
bakery bread makes better toast than that you spacker

>>71101934
I know our story, its just funny that it ended up that way with US, Canada and NZ as well

>>71101899
That covers Bavaria though and that's where all the Syrian astronauts and physicists settled

>>71101874
Maybe tell her to wipe once in a while

>>71101899
What's this

>>71101869
Whats the slang term for Austrians?

>>71101949
>laughing at your own post

Sad fucking cunt

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What are your thoughts when you see this

>>71101970
the blue banana

>>71101956
try it :)

>>71101930
>>71101940
good shout lads, I went back 15 minutes in time before the Aussie mentioned /tv/, to post that

>>71101936
Sourdough

forgot rolos existed lads. remember them now though.

>>71101907
Washington, D.C. was created because it was the midpoint of the nation at the time

>>71101984
Ossis

>>71101984
Bits of shit.

>>71101995
See what?

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>>71101907
The only irrelevant city in that list is Cabrera; literally a single purposes shithole.

Washington DC and Ottawa are planned cities, but they have culture and character was well.

Ottawa's legitimately a great city.

t. lived there 11 years as a kiddo

>>71101991
never been to /tv/ until three minutes ago
>implying i have the attention span to write a long shitpost

>>71102003
*meme bread

>>71101995
call animal control

>>71102001
>i-i-it wasn't me, p-pls believe

Pathetic little paki twat

>>71102025
it's not actually a shadow on the door, it's one of those brownies

>>71101761
Never seen a male wear uggs in my life

The Queen picked Ottawa as the capital, not even knowing where the fuck it even was

She also called my town the prettiest town in Canada, yet no reigning monarch has ever been to it

FUCK the queen

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look at all these doctors and engineers headed for europe

>>71101995
You're one strange looking abo love

>>71102038
Just spent a few minutes looking for my phone

Didnt realise i was reading off it

>>71102032
it's a /brit/ gimmick

>>71102028
not true no culture has come out of either of those cities

Muslim bloke on a The Big Questions talking about how it's "in his nature" to want more wives and how we wants to spread an even bigger family. Not to mention how his current wife has no choice because his scripture allows women to be lesser to him.

And all the audience do is laugh

>>71102028
Hello John

>>71101759
>Anal is at discretion which simply means i cannot take large or meduim sizes. So if this was something you 100% wanted it is not something that is available to everyone. It is something I enjoy so yes it is on the tables for small sizes. I can't tell you inches wide its a when I see you basis which is why I say don't book if you are dead set.
See this so often on these pages and all I can think is how shit it would be if you asked for it and she said yes

>>71102078
i believe that particular copy paste originated on /tv/ which is the epicenter of cuck memes

>>71102065
are you and doctor or engineer?

peston is shite

>watching state run TV
>watching TV at all

time to open your third eye

>>71102102
cultural relativism is a mental disease

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>>71102064
We need a black Queen.

Maybe we can get Queen Latifah up here to rule us. She's getting on in years, and her film career is over. Queen of Canada would be a nice gig for her.

>>71102124
actually yes

i work for red hat

>>71102113
can't big guys just put the tip in?

>>71102171
for you

TV literally makes you miserable

avoid it lads

Sure, watch a series or a documentary if it's of merit...but sitting in front of the tube for hours a day will ruin your mind.

hard to sleep on the so-called speed

Why do people reply to Leafs FFS, Just ignore the utter cunts and they'll soon fuck off.

>>71102191
Excellent post

next time you see a coalburner show her a picture of klay thompson and tell her that could be HER ugly baby

listening to music created by gifted black persons

>>71102191
next you're gonna tell me the pope shits in the woods

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>>watching state run TV
>>watching TV at all

>time to open your third eye

>>71102208
i see more white male black female couples here than the other way around

>>71102191
He says whilst spending every waking hour shitposting on /brit/

>>71102102
Watching it now. The Muslim is bei exposed for the shit Islam is

>>71101995
>tfw no black gf

>>71102191
t. 1970s scientist

>>71102044
this poster is from Devon

>>71102208
yeah mate her kid can be a star athlete making millions of dollars that's really gonna turn her off

>>71102200
how bout i knock your teeth in, bud

>>71102233
thatsthejoke.jpg

>>71102243
huge amount of evidence to show that it's true though...the misery part anyway.

whoa klay thompson's mom is katelyn jenner

if your flag doesn't have blue on it you can't post here

>>71102200
we're not all blessed with the 'tism

is four honour any good?

>>71102287
don't believe you

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>>71102290
forgot proof
>>71102262
statistically unlikely

>>71102287
Mama mia!

>>71102250
Further north.

>>71102307
ye, much better than three honour

>not watching tv during its golden age

bender