Cool kid's table edition
>Cool kid's table
anime
>I promise no gay stuff
Hmmm.
>>71096819
we use the same manufacturer for train cars ;)
>>71096865
>no Magic cards
fake
Remember to always carry around a Snickers bar just in case
Can someone post that image of Donald Trump saying "I'm President and you can only cry about it"
The Patriots are God's favorite team and Tom Brady is his messenger
It would suck to work in a factory
Did you buy my game, /cum/?
>Cool kid's table
>>71096893
What if I carry in pockets?
>>71096893
>>71096897
>>71096900
>>71096901
4 in a row, straight into the trash.
Typical.
>>71096878
>tfw Trump inherited a small loan of 1 million GBP from his father
>>71096906
I sold my PS4 a couple of months after I bought it desu
emily rudd
>>71096929
it's actually got games now
like, 8 good exclusives by my count. next year
>>71096865
>be at uni
>professor told a joke
>qt immediately turned her face at me and we laughed together
does this means something?
>>71096918
thats's perfectly fine, famn
it's all about safety in the long run though
srs exam in couple hours but 2 sleepy
>>71096929
Why'd you buy it in the first place?
I miss my ex
Was just at the store and this old dude asked if I am from the US and then gave me a copy of Watchtower
t-thanks
>>71096945
realistically, no. Sorry bud
>>71096955
no probs, man, enjoy it.
Has anyone in /cum/ done anything fedora worthy lately?
>be in class
>last class ended but the professor is still there talking to a student
>hear her say something along the lies of "depictions of Muhammad are forbidden in Islam"
>too autistic to not say something so I get up to her and say that they're actually not forbidden in Shia Islam and that they're actually common in Iran
>>71096949
I was going to play Battlefield 4 with a friend but it got really fucking boring
I am white.
>>71096955
The Jehova's Witness magazine?
>>71096948
What do you study bruh??
>>71096951
Write a poem about it
>>71096838
cagers must die
>>71096972
Why is that fedora worthy?
>>71096981
noh
soon
>>71096972
That's not fedora.
>>71096978
Yes. I am just as surprised as you.
>>71096989
dum normy
>interrupting someone else's conversation because you overheard them say something incorrect isn't fedora worthy
Did you buy my game, /cum/?
>>71096990
>not buying small business local pizza
>>71097021
I wanted to, but they all close at like 11
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2goYUJpq9k
>>71096883
>>71096985
Split platforms are gay but looks nice. At least the cars are wide.
>tfw have to wash my face several times a day or it gets greasy and I get acne
>>71097021
>order pizza from a local pizzeria
>the delivery guy is a childhood friend who I haven't seen in over a decade
>sharing your knowledge in an institution of education is fedora worthy
>>71097027
Do these guys have other albums? I loved their s/t
>>71096883
.
I might text him later
Why do I keep seeing Yakuza 0 pop up everywhere?
waiting for him to text me
GON' TA STICK ME BIG BONE RIGHT UP DAT MONKEH BUTT BILLY
>tfw /gsg/ autist
>have corrected one of my professors several times because he said things that aren't historically accurate like that Isabella was the queen of Aragon and that the Habsburgs originated from Austria instead of Switzerland
>>71096897
bump
>>71097069
the series is finally popular over here
sega's finally hitting normie bucks, we're finally getting guaranteed, quick translations
>>71097051
nah not yet
apparently they are releasing/released an ep recently but i can't really find any good information on it as most of it is in chinese
>>71097040
>Split platforms are gay
and island platforms are a hazard when overcrowded
the transfer stations have cross-platform interchanges thats all that matters
Intercepted a text between two homos
>>71096897
You mean this?
>I get my knowledge of history through paradox games
>>71097073
*texts u*
>>71097079
my his 101 class has had the professor use the "HRE was neither holy nor roman nor an empire" meme twice now and we're only a few weeks in
there are also a few smartasses in the class that try and do their best to teach as well with their ""questions"".
>>71096980
Engineering (civil). Exam for postgraduation
*bzzt*
Gonna post some rare pepes
>>71097106
Yeah, thanks
>>71097108
I don't, though. They're just why I'm interested in history. I've spent a ton of hours researching shit on my own.
>>71097083
Oh, I didn't realize it was just released in the West too
test
>>71097111
>there are also a few smartasses in the class that try and do their best to teach as well with their ""questions"".
I hate these kids the most. If you think you know enough to start dropping knowledge bombs on the rest of the class, it's only because you don't know how much you don't know
>>71097103
>Text
>>71097121
not even rare
>>71097136
stop getting banned
My cousin is still married to her black husband. They even taught their kids Russian. It's fucking weird seeing black kids speak Russian.
>>71097088
Not when you have gates that don't open till the train gets into the station.
NYC has proven time and time again that you don't need a splitty for people to die
>>71097117
Are you going to move after you graduate bro
>>71097111
>nor an empire
It was tho
Do they just parrot this shit? Who came up with this meme
>>71097125
>I've spent a ton of hours researching shit on my own.
I won't fedora you this time because it's already way past old, but surely you see there is no way you can beat this.
>>71097136
Welcome back bro
>>71097079
>>71097111
>taking humanities
I pity you poor souls.
>>71097121
How rare?
>I won't fedora you this time because it's already way past old, but surely you see there is no way you can beat this.
>>71097159
We're forced to for "general education." I was a STEM major up until recently, so having a humanities class that didn't require me to study several hours a day or sit in a lab was nice.
>>71097145
>50% white
>probably not even 50% black cos muh lightskin meme
>call them black
why are americans like this?
>>71097148
ah yes asian countries implementing suicide doors on their rapid transit i wonder why
>>71097154
It was Voltaire, and he said it specifically in the context of the very late HRE right before le Prussia meme kicked in. He was just making an edgy quip and now it's the only thing people know about the HRE.
>>71097154
Fucking Voltaire
Absolutely fedora tier philosopher imo
>>71097165
Diamond
>>71097148
Out of country?
>posting that frog hate symbol
ishygddt
>Absolutely fedora tier philosopher imo
>>71097180
Because they look completely black and writing out "half black" takes too long.
>>71097195
>>71097142
I always get banned cuz I'm down with the d
>>71097157
Hey dude
>>71097186
You won't crash the market with that, those are common pepes.
>>71097180
Why are you so fucking obsessed
>>71097202
theyre bi-racial, mixed raced, mulatto, etc. not black.
>>71097190
yes
>>71097203
>>71097145
DRRRRR
>>71097206
this is why you get banned. no one can defeat the D
>>71097208
Aww man
>>71097215
If you didn't know their mother was white, you would think they're black. It's uncommon for a half black/half white kid to have white features.
>>71097215
Why do you care?
>>71097200
I'm sorry
Voltaire was ok
>>71097220
Hold your horses buster brown
>got a 30 day ban on home ip so have to post from phone
Mods are fags
>tfw no one remembers my drunk ramblings from last nght
everything is just the same thing as before but just more serious and more (((real)))
>>71097228
>It's uncommon for a half black/half white kid to have white features.
??????
>>71097231
America is like the only country in the world to not recognized mixed raced blacks. Everywhere else they're their own category but MUH ONE DROP autists in USA consider people with 70% european DNA and kinky hair "black"
>>71097228
No I would know they're mixed raced. They have caramel skin, not actual black skin like an african.
>>71097248
I remember.
Think I'm slowly becoming lactose intolerant buds. What do?
>>71097248
I wasn't lookin, do it again
>>71097257
I'm going to look for some pictures of them and I'll show you if I find any.
>>71097257
t. butthurt nigger
>>71097226
>posting low quality pepes
>>71097219
I don't know , maybe. not if i get a government job I guess
>>71097241
Watchu get b& for bruv
> tfw rangebanned on phone from nearly ever board
>>71097223
I live for the D, long live the D. the Tenacious D
>>71097257
O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
D
>>71097236
Voltaire mostly got the Nietzsche treatment in that he was co-opted by IFLS-tier fuckboys later. He was an ok guy and definitely keenly aware of the politics of the time. He kept up regular correspondences with multiple monarchs.
florida seems like a really nice place filled with absolutely, completely, unequivocally, heinously retarded people
>>71097241
Post the ban my negro, I wish to see it.
>>71097291
>>71097277
ah yes lets pretend like america isnt a race obsessed nation
>>71097274
regardless of the pics you find they wont look like proper west africans with no zero european admixture
>>71097307
That's half the fun of living there 2bh. You never know what's gonna happen.
>>71097284
>>71097257
>this autistic level of pre-existing butthurt
So you're a mulatto?
>>71097316
shut up nigger
>>71097308
What the fuck kinda ban am I looking at right now
Saying "mixed race" means absolutely fucking nothing. They can be two of any race.
>>71097316
Ah yes, let's obsess about something that doesn't matter because you want to feel superior to us backwards Americans
Fuck off bud
>>71097327
yeah i am, obama barely looks mixed though
>>71097332
EPIC XDDDD its like im highschool again
>>71097345
so say mulatto
>>71097346
your own country and media is obsessed with race retard, you project your racial problems on the entire world through your media
>equality vs harmony
debate me
cum lol
>>71097281
For big anime tits
They weren't even nsfw
>>71097363
Just ain't the same.
Can you guys think of someone worse than the putrid freak in this image?
>this butthurt nigger leaf
LMFAO
>>71097219
Though this is a big country so if I get board of one place I can go to some other
I think Canada was a good idea
>>71097357
And this makes it OK to obsess about it on a Taiwanese nail trimming board why?
Fuck off bud
I dare you to post your dick
>>71097308
??????????????????????????????????????
HOW DOES THAT VIOLATE GLOBAL RULE 3
??????????????????????????????????????
>>71097338
It was a Canadian (not me) who shitposted there a lot, apparently posting a pepe there gets you an immediate ban.
>>71097385
you'd like that wouldn't you, you slut
>>71097385
your dick
>>71097385
I got banned the last two times I posted dicks
>>71097383
i dont even remember the last time I talked about this topic here
you seem just as insecure about this as I am
Lel
>>71097373
He's on here pretty regularly, brings up his race a lot. The butthurt is real.
>>71097389
RIP famn
it's been a fat minute since I've posted there and it seems like it's already changed a lot
>>71097410
wtf y is india here
>>71097369
> tfw you don't find anime sexy anymore
Something happened to me
>>71097405
I'm not the one who brought it up you massive autist
>>71097357
>yeah i am, obama barely looks mixed though
You mean in the exact same way that guy is saying his cousin's kids look? Autistic Canadian mulatto.
>>71097387
It could be considered a flame post.
>>71097281
how can you tell if you are rangebanned?
ban evading is ez just download cc cleaner, run cleaner on browser and change ip
>>71097421
You're likely desensitized. Take a break.
>>71097421
A truly broken man.
>>71097442
It says that your IP range has been banned if you try to post. Mine's banned right now
>>71097428
I can tell obama is mixed though. His skin tone indicates he's not a pure african. Only Khoisan people have that skin colour in africa. And there are barely any of them in America.
>>71097424
ok talk about cocks more then sorry for changing the subject
>>71097413
I never use /a/ but apparently they've got some Nazi level custodial staff now.
>YOU'RE USING THE WRONG WORDS DDXXX
Never posted on /a/ or /b/.
>>71097432
Every other post on this site is a flame post you fucking moron
how come reddits favorite countries are (or were) racially homogeneous? (finland, sweden, japan)
I'm thinking about moving to quebec because I'm a bit of a french boo. is this a stupid idea? Should I just live at the north end of Vermont/New Hampshire?
>>71097499
Shut the FUCK UP
>>71097505
Louisiana.
I hope to one day have kids who are half Quebecois
>>71097513
Sorry, just trying to maintain the quota
...cunt
>they're all secretly tsundere about where I live
hmmm
>>71097456
ah, gotcha.
I haven't been able to phonepost for a long while now, and I thought that might have been related, but I don't get the message. I don't even get the option to comment.
Man I can't even check the catalog on my iPhag
>>71097515
I'm from the northeast US and begin to sweat when it's just 75 F. Louisiana sounds fun but the weather would fucking KILL me
>>71097499
>he doesn't realize mods can ban you for anything and just put rule 3 as the reason outside of /b/
kek, retard.
>>71097523
I've always liked Quebec, though.
>>71097447
Can't change ip so deleting cookies is useless
>>71097505
Quebec is filled with stuck-up assholes, visiting would be a better idea but it would not be wise to live there
>>71097516
I want half French kids. Much better.
>>71097543
>Quebec is filled with stuck-up assholes
kek
where did you encounter these people? montreal is filled with hipsters and the rest of quebec is literal hicks
did you buy your sweetheart a valentine's day gift? I got her chocolate and a teddy bear :3
>>71097516
I wish I could have kids :/
>>71097537
I don't know your situation but I just googled how to
>>71097543
You have no idea what you're talking about
>>71097555
homosexuality is a choice
>>71097535
>>71097523
>>71097505
Alright everyone, get on the bus
>>71097543
fuck, I mean how bad can it be versus the northeast US?
>>71097551
Do you know what quebec city is like?
From henceforth I shall speak no ill of the mods, for fear of rangeban.
>>71097555
Get an incubator
>>71097553
I'm gonna take her to a restaurant. Also bought her a stuffed dog and chocolates, but I'll give them to get Tuesday.
>>71097577
Just use a proxy
>>71097551
It must be pretty nice if you're fluent in french
>>71097574
English is the minority even though Canada is English
>>71097574
quebec city is like a small version of montreal
nice historic core with hipsters and tourists, and suburbs everywhere else
i hung around saint-roch mostly
>>71097585
>to get
I meant to her
>>71097585
Very nice. We're going to the movies on Tuesday (at the same time as I give her the gifts) and we'll probably fool around during the movie
>>71097603
is this dogface
did you buy dogface chocolates lol
FUCK THE MODS
ALL MODS SUCK DICK AND PROBABLY LIKE IT
FUCKING VIRGIN FATASS NEETS
>>71097581
I don't want to put kids through that
>>71097553
The only redpilled gift for your gf
>>71097603
You know what
I think I'm gonna take her to the movies too
There's an IMAX Theater near by that serves beer and wine.
How does one go about buying a proxy?
lol! virgin! how does it feel to be virgin? does it feel good?
>>71097586
watashi wa technoob desu
is the wikihow article on proxies to be trusted?
I usually get all my tech advice from 4chan, so if I'm banned then I'm boned.
>>71097632
>buying
Reminder that hurting Janny's feelings is against the rules.
Not even joking.
>>71097611
no she's actually not a dogface ok ;-;
i can PROVE it to you
>>71097627
sounds fun
>>71097644
idk, I don't use them
>>71097634
slut
>>71097634
I don't feel anything anymore
>>71097651
Tell me anon
What color is dogface's hair? I'm imaging her with brown hair for some reason.
>European refugee crisis, sometime 2015
>Terror attacks lead by islamists, sometime 2015
oh yea, nothing at all in common. there is no correlation between the two. You see, the refugees are escaping terrorism. They simply CANNOT be terrorists. Mkay?
>>71097648
I guess our resident 4chan volunteer isn't itt tonight
>>71097658
>>71097666
looks like we found the virgins! everyone point and laugh!
>>71097587
where did you even go in quebec you shitposting faggot
>>71097684
i'll bully your boycunt if you don't shut up
>>71097551
Not him, but every UQAM student I met in Montreal would do the world a favour if they killed themselves. Just as bad as the anglos at McGill.
>>71097673
I'm seeing a lot of videos like this on youtube as of late. It's the fucking conservative normies finally catching up to the absolute tip of pol's iceberg. it's jarring to see some videos on youtube going "HMMM MAYBE MUSLIMS MIGHT BE BEHIND THESE ATTACKS LET'S STOP BEING SO PC" and have a pol thread open on the other tab
fucking normies
>>71097673
It's just workplace disagreements you fascist cunt
Islam has nothing to do with Islam
>>71097699
t. boipucci virgin nerd
>>71097673
>dad called me a bigot because I said germany shouldn't have accepted refugees back in 2015
>now says he understands why trump put the ban in place
fucking asshole
>>71097684
Uh, who's kid is this? He won't quit down
If I was a janitor, I would unironically delete every post that wasn't strictly culture related. Tired of the off topic shit here and other threads
>>71097711
f-fu*k off...........
>>71097717
are you ascending?
will we still be seeing you around here?
>>71097699
i'm actually getting you angry? why? i it because you're a virgin?
i will be spending this valentine's day with my five nights at freddy action figure collection and pusheen plushies
>I'm a janitor for the anime imageboard 4chan
>>71097717
She looks cute, anon
Have fun with your new gf
>>71097717
why is she balding?
>>71097707
half of mcgill's student body is asian or american
>>71097723
>two threads left on /int/
>>71097709
>not getting your news from /int/ like God intended it
Disgusting
>>71097729
It's ok, I still like you qt <3
>>71097734
you aren't going to neg me, whore
>>71097742
fucking kek
the snapchat filters gave her cancer
>>71097731
I'm here forever
>>71097741
thank you i'm very happy
>>71097742
i don't know, i noticed it too but it's okay she's still very cute and i'm not going to hold it against her
>>71097742
American genes
>>71097744
/sino/ and /jap/?
>>71097770
Did we ever figure out why this is? What causes this in Americans?
>>71097385
I already posted my dick.
Why is it that /pol/ users always post the most annoying shit, every time? Are they holding some sort of secret contest to win the gold medal for "most obnoxious person on this website"? It's like they can only communicate with irritating, nonsensical bullshit (see their relentless shitposting on /tv/).
Are they the re-incarnation of bronies?
>>71097742
girls aged 18-25 can get pretty bad hairlines because they treat their hair like shit (using too much product, hair dye/bleach, straighteners, etc.)
Would you describe yourself as an anime negro.
>>71097387
>macro image post
>>71097800
what does the negro bit imply?
we actually live in an age where living out our most base desires is not only permissible but antagonistically encouraged
>>71097814
an age of decline
please n-no cocks
>>71097791
I think it's because of the hair products or something idk
Going to bed
Night you fockin dorks
>>71097818
>we need to do this but then let all our efforts be eroded
>tfw i like a qt and """supposedly""" she kinda likes me back 2
>everyone knows
>everyone knows so they kinda throw jokes around
>im gonna be ashamed so ill never make the first move
Second times this happens lads, i hate my family.
>>71097385
>>71097828
make up your mind dear
>>71097814
Tbh, we live in an age where the only point of life is to entertain yourself until you die.
>>71097840
is this qt your cousin by any chance?
oh FUCK off, sweetie
>>71097837
Goodnight bud
>>71097814
When they started glorifying deranged cross dressers as brave heroes I realized something was very wrong.
>>71097850
No she is friend with my cousins, they are neighbors, and both happen to live 2 blocks from my house lmao.
>>71097837
night famn
>>71097840
you're gonna live the rest of your life in regret if you don't make the first move
JUST DO IT
DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
YOU'RE GONNA DO NOTHING BUT COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT IN THE FUTURE SO DO IT
>>71097840
You'll always have me qt
>>71097858
why dont you ask her for a cup of coffee you beta male
>>71097864
I do not understand the meaning behind this image
lol, i'm such a slut
>>71097840
you could send her my way if you want to take a pass
>>71097877
post your belly
>>71097814
decadence of humanity
>>71097876
You just need to think
Just made a Tinder account and swiped right until it told me to stop
Now I wait and see if I'm as ugly as I think I am
>>71097871
Yeah nigger, in front of everyone?
everyone was like
>So what men you find handsome apart from HIM
>oh yeah sweetie i told you id like you to be niece in law many times
>MMM SO YOU SAYING SHE IS NOT HOT
I swear i didnt know i had so many blood vessels in my face.
>>71097877
It's OK sweetie
>>71097877
Prove it
>>71097900
even if you're a 7/10 normie, you'll just end up with a bunch of fatties
tinder is a meme, only use it if you're a chad
>>71097900
>swiped right until it told me to stop
>>71097908
heh...nothin personnel sweetie
>>71097917
would deck you
lol, i'm such a manwhore
>>71097901
>they start talking shit
>immediately walk away
Literally all you have to do
It dosen't matter if I'm a virgin so long as it dosen't seem like I am at first glance desu
>>71097901
what the fuck is that exchange lol, give her a text or something
>>71097867
Yeah then why you offline.
>>71097930
I forgot to log in >.<
Give me a sec
>>71097923
yeah but you're in fukin kansas and now i have babbys first actually attractive gf so i'm practically on top of the world
>>71097928
It's easy to tell if someone is a virgin, all you need to do is look at them
>>71097928
This is probably where most of my problems come from.
>>71097947
fuck you
>>71097929
Those are things that were thrown out today.
And yeah basically we go to the same gym but i go out in the morning, and i was gonna start going at night with my cousin, but now my uncle told me that we should start going at the gym at night, me cousin and him.
So ill see her again monday i hope.
is "rate me" guy sinaloa?
>>71097954
what are telling signs of a virgin?
Had a quiz on Friday
One of the questions was "Which group commits most of the crime in the US?"
Professor was going over which answer people picked and told people to raise their hand if they picked "Black men over the age of 18." Most of the class raised their hand. The professor, who is black, looked shocked.
>>71097962
He's a different Sinaloan, we have several.
>>71097947
She is not that attractive.
>>71097962
No, he is also from Sinaloa but no.
why do all the worst bean posters come from sinaloa?
>>71097972
>She is not that attractive.
brutal
post your qt
>>71097960
calm down Elliot
>>71097972
She's still pretty cute though
>>71097967
why would you ever ask that?
>>71097966
too many to tell desu
>>71097967
>what color is the sky
>>71097967
What was the "right" answer?
>gets a gf
>becomes a complete asshole
>>71097985
would fucking fight you if I caught you on the street
>>71097977
pic related
>>71097993
White men (including Hispanics) over the age of 18
His reasoning was that it's because whites are the majority. Keep in mind that this includes property crimes and minor things like parking tickets. If it was violent crimes, it'd be black men.
>>71098006
So why didn't people just say "males" or "Americans"? Both would have been right using that logic.
>>71097981
She kinda qt but he acting like she a 10/10.
>>71097977
lol u love me.
wanna fucking fight rn buds
>be 6% of the US population
>commit most of the violent crimes
I don't know if just a regional thing, but why does it seem like almost every single girl has the same plain green jacket?
>>71097991
Imma just have to take your word on that one.
I doubt I could discern if someone were a virgin or not just by looking at them
>>71098029
Most of the grills here have those green Columbia jackets
>>71098018
No he isn't. He said she's attractive, which she is. Also his qt looks better than your qt 2bh pham
>>71098018
pretty good bud. dont fuck it up
would you date her or you just want to fuck?
>>71098029
post the jacket.
>>71098018
>duck face - clearly behind the times, wouldn't understand my hot new memes
>no arms - probably have to carry shit for her
>gourget - expecting neck attacks, prudent in Mexico
>pocket in shirt, but no pens - not prepared, bad sign
>bent legs - terrible posture, probably needs expensive therapy
>crooked feet - same as above
2/10 would not gf
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>71098059
I can't perfectly remember it, but I think it's this one.
>>71098066
fight me
>>71098061
howling at the gorget comment
>>71098073
certain things are like a uniform in our society, dont you know this
>>71098074
fuck you
>>71098048
gf i guess.
This is the year i get my shit together desu.
>>71098081
yea lets fite
>>71098088
sko nigg
>>71098073
Those are pretty common. I always thought it was a PNW hipster girl thing.
I've seen some men wearing those jackets too.
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That's just generic hipster/alt style.
Anyone here have any experiance with or know anyone who has gotten Lasik or PRK eye surgery shit?
I'm really considering it but I'm fucking spooked with all the negative shit I've read online. I wanna get PRK done since it's lower risk than lasik but the recovery time is what concerns me as some people say they are 100% good after 1 or 2 months but some say it can take like 6 months to be able to see clearly again.