/cum/ · Canada / United States / Mexico

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>71098107
fight me cmon 1 on 1

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How often do you cut your hair?

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>>71098100
>tfw no Portuguese gf

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Rate the top of my head on a scale of 4 to 5.

>>71098129
she looks like a slut

>>71098136

balding/10

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I'm gonna go to bed

I love you /cum/ <3

>>71098121
Roughly once every 3 months.

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>>71098100
GIVE ME 15 (You)'s AND I'LL LIVE STREAM MYSELF CHUGGING BLEACH

SMASH THAT FUCKING REPLY BUTTON WE CAN DO THIS PEOPLE

>>71098147
Night famn

>>71098136
are you me

>>71098147
nn

>>71098136
>tfw not balding and unlikely to bald

phew

>>71098136
Thought this was a bum from the preview image.

>>71098147
Sweet wet dreams Arkansas

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>>71098138
That's the point...

>>71098156
Brotherrrrrr

>>71098121
used to have long hair, but now I get it cut every few months or so

>>71098156
Post forehead.

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>>71098136
Cara Delevingne /10

Watch out, that one beaner might save this

>>71098121

once, sometimes twice in a month. I can't stand having long hair.

When i was a teenager i always dreamt of having a quick growing beard, and now that it happened i fucking hate it.

i wish i didnt have any beard desu

>>71098198
>not just getting a good trimmer

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Why does this make me so angry?

>>71098198
Can't you wax it like a faggot or something?

I'm off to bed now
See ya later buds

>>71098215
Some warped internal morality and egoism.

>>71098212
>>71098219

Im not some fag with a weak jaw, i want a clean shaven look.

>>71098222
fucking LIGHT WEIGHT

>>71098238
>i want a clean shaven look.
Can't you wax it like a faggot or something?

>>71098186
>tfw might have to add an image of myself to my md5 filter list
Lightly comedic.

>>71098258

ohh i understand what you meant, i thought you mean like waxing my beard for it 2 look nice.

Idk, i just shave as often as my lazy ass can do.

>>71098222
let me get a goodnight kiss before you go

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>>71098185
rate my hitler combover

>>71098281

How can you think so highly of yourself when your widow's peak so big you can apply for a pension.

>>71098136
>>71098310
>blond hair black eyebrows

Caraposter must love you guys.

Is this a thing now? posting foreheads and stuff?

>>71098348
post yours faggot

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>that abstract feel when adderall makes me really religious

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>Obama will never be your bro

WHO UP

rate my pseudo freudian social science theory:

men can be loosely categorised into 4 groups

alpha +

men that can easily acquire female attention and do so

alpha -

men that cannot easily acquire female attention and do so

beta +

men that can easily acquire female attention and do not

beta -

men that cannot easily acquire female attention and do not

>>71098409
Crunchin' for a biochem exam (had to retake, because I didn't want a C).
I don't want to underestimate the exam, but I still recall a good bit of the first exam after reviewing it with my professor.

I swear 4chan has some stupid idea of what baldness looks like

I've seen pics of completely healthy hairlines get "lol you're balding" comments

>>71098420
>men can be loosely
Compensating there for future damage control.

>>71098310
Powerful forehead, but you need to grow your hair longer.
>>71098330
It's fine because I have fabulous long blond hair, blue eyes, and a cute butt.

>>71098427
80% of males over the age 18 are balding, so don't take it personally

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>>71098441
>tfw it hit you in high school
>tfw it was a nice, light blond

>>71098427
density of hair and really thin hair is what gives it up.

Look at the anon and the qt in the last thread, the density of the hair is really low.

>>71098432
the meaning of that is to say that men are not strictly members of one category, but can exhibit characteristics from one or more of the classifications

trying to leave less to interpretation

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Right or Left?

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>>71098427
>4chinz
>why are people posting anxiety causing posts for no reason?

Schadenfreude is what keeps this place humming

>>71098475
why are white people such pedos

>just finished jacking off
>was getting ready for bed
>realized that i'm not even nearly tired
>crack open another beer and turn tv back on


REAL. NIGGA. HOURS.

I shouldn't have had that coffee at like 8pm. Oh well, I don't have anything to do tomorrow. WHO UP??

>>71098475
big tits > flat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything in between

>>71098485
>white people
>Japanese cartoon

Dumb mulatto

>>71098487
i'm up

took a real nigga nap around 3pm so i can stay up til like 5

>>71098475
left
america is the only straight country

I feel so aggressive right now and today too.

My testosterone is rising brothers.

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This is such a depressing picture.

It's hard to imagine that this is the same person who used to be the president and CIA director.

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>>71098521
>old man is old

wooow so depressive, who could have thought a 92 years old man would look old.

i'm just watching her snapchats of she having fun while she hasn't replied my text.
She's always been like that, i'm toying with other girls, why is the sense of rejection making me feel so fucking worthless?

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>tfw Polish qt I've been talking to for a while wants to actually meet irl
>She is planning on coming over in August to stay with me for a couple weeks

fuck buds

>>71098488
>>71098506
>left
me too
big titis is best

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what is this?

>>71098545
It's just sad what old age does to people.

>>71098550
That sounds dope.

The only European girl I've had a thing with online wanted me to pay half of her trip here and let her stay.

>>71098546
>i will never EVER be this pathetic nomatter how hard I try
Feels great man.

>>71098546
>>71098546

caveman instincts bro.

>>71098550
you getting laid brother.

>>71098545
>cara will one day be in a wheelchair

makes me think

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>>71098475
>Canada 32% left

Very fucking disappointed.

>>71098573
>>71098521
What major league normie posts you're making.

>ABLOoooo someone who was born a long time ago is older now
Wow really fucking makes me think, huh?

>>71098573

Bush is not only old, he is extremely old, my great grandmother died at 96 and she couldnt leave her bed basically in her last years.

Bush is in great shape for his age.

>>71098475
>literally only the anglosphere is statistically significant
Wow it's like everything else in the world.

>>71098576
She has entertained the idea of fully moving here. Which I may be okay with but I'd have to actually see how she is irl first. We talk on the phone and skype pretty much every couple days so I'd like to think I know her fairly well but you never know.

>>71098603
It's not supposed to make you think, dumbass.

It's just sad.

>>71098642
>She has entertained the idea of fully moving here

Whaaaaat? And you are supposed to support her, are you marrying her or what.

>>71098649
hes a war criminal and his gross face will get eaten by maggots

>coworkers all talking about significant others and plans for next week
>got asked if I was doing anything
>said I was single then lied and said I was not the kind of guy who can be tied down by relationships
Was laughing about it with everyone but deep down I was dying inside

>>71098663
At this point the moving here thing is just a playful idea, I don't think she's actually serious about it. At least not yet. She still has another year of school left anyway

If she was to move here with me I would completely expect her to get a job and be a productive member of society. Wouldn't let her be a liability for me, fuck that.

>>71098521
My old man worked at the whitehouse in the secret service, he was so sad when he saw him wheeled out at the super bowl, told me how active he used to be and he would try to ride his bike without protection and agents would have to chase him down etc, crazy. Seems like just yesterday

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>quebec talking about gross faces getting eaten by maggots

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>>71098731
>Wouldn't let her be a liability for me, fuck tha

Thats probably what the first man forced into marriage said, the pussy game is just 2 strong.

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>>71098758
excuse me?

>>71098752
Kek, my mother was in the secret service and she said when she used to jog with Carter he would try and race her in the end and you always had to let him win or he'd get upset

could heem any leaf ITT

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@71098769
you're excused

>>71098720
I fucking forgot about valentines day

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>>71098767
fuck

Still don't know what "heem" means, to be frank with my family.

>>71098752
>>71098772
I think it's mostly Bush's wheelchair that does it for me.

Carter is the same age, but he still seems pretty active.

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>>71098720
>Was laughing about it with everyone but deep down I was dying inside

>tfw out at the bar after work and my workmates are all roasting me

>>71098793
How can you forget about it? It's so comercialized that every comercial anywhere reminds you to buy some shit because of Valentines Day, and you can only show your love if you buy your girl something.

>>71098814

carter looks like he's been dead for 10 years.

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Alright Schmendricks, time for bed

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>>71098829
Carter looks terrible, but he can still ride a bike.

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>>71098801

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>>71098828
I just eat, sleep, and work, then come on here sometimes

>>71098849
carter is stupid, but not evil

GHW Bush could no longer live off the lifeforce of small cuban children after the obongo thaw, and it fucked him up. he doesnt have much time left, and castro dying means the ritual is almost done

who /up/

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who /woke/

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>>71098870
*smashes it*

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Speaking of old people, I just remembered Prince Phillip is fucking 95 and he's still going strong.

These people must be immortal

>>71098593
but i want to feel stoic, powerful and shiet by banging her brains out, why doesn't she let me?
>>71098580
stick to 2d girls, and i'm not being ironic. Ignorance with this kind of shit is truly a bliss.

>>71098849

I have no idea why such and old man would ride a bike.

If he falls he aint standing up in his life never again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsirxU8nWO8

>>71098910
he lives off maltese and cypriot eunuchs

>>71098860
Yes you could, if you were cute :3

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>>71098910
He's literally worshipped as a god.

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the future gf

>>71098924
PLEASE delete this

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>>71098924
>she loves Chad's D
Whoa

>>71098924
>tfw no /n/gf

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>>71098910
Am I the only one who thinks Prince Charles kind of looks like George W. Bush?

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>>71098933
ill think about it in the morning

>>71098914
literally the most savage diss track I have ever heard. He said trumps face looks like an ice cream truck. How do you even come back from that?

God damn do I've lying in bed for an hour not being able to fall asleep

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Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck Donald Trump
Yeah, nigga, fuck Donald Trump
Yeah, yeah, fuck Donald Trump
Yeah, fuck Donald Trump
Yeah, fuck Donald Trump
Yeah, nigga, fuck Donald Trump
Yeah, yeah, fuck Donald Trump, yeah

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CHESS
H
E
S
S

UNLIMITED

LOCK N LOAD

https://lichess.org/dm3uTt3X

i cant believe zelda is gonna be out in less than 20 days.

hype.

>>71099030
>want to buy a switch
>it's sold out everywhere

i fucking hate nintendo

>>71099070

should have bought a Wii U when they were cheap.

>>71099090
I have a Wii-U. I want to play it on the Switch.

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what's the matter pussy?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am1DfjmGcvc

>>71099098

I plan on buying both versions.

Switch here will be like 500 USD, will wait for an opportunity to buy i5 in 5he US.

>>71099128
>buying the Wii-U version when you can easily pirate it without even hacking your system

>>71099110
based

I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK

Post bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIrdTi7Bzt8

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>I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP

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rate my pic guys, work in progress, would appreciate some feedback

store brand apple rings was a mistake

>>71099343
needs that disgusting salt shit CHIs lick off their hands

>>71099343

end your life, ese

>>71099370
>>71099371
good suggestions, thank you

>>71099343
I like it, although I know nothing about mexican-american culture.

>>71099343
Candles, Lucas salt, the Corona should've been a Budweiser clamato, needs some weed thrown in somewhere on the table, and you should be good.

>>71099358
truth be told, you are very beautiful

>>71099463

Y-you too

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It is absolutely imperative that you touch my bum.

https://youtu.be/6jxDNRIvlTo
>>71098527
>>71098844

American schools sound terrifying

>>71099512
r u cute?

Haha. Yeah. You know what they always say: badda bing badda boom! Hey hey.

>>71099530
Without pause for doubt.

>>71099512

Coconut best girl

>>71099512
*pokes with a stick*
*smells end of stick*
your bum REEKS

>>71099548
post tummy..........

Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight

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>>71099573

you a real G now, famalam

NO TRUMP
NO KKK
NO FASCIST USA

>>71099593
fuck off Billy Joe

>>71099593
Trump isn't a fascist.

He will be a weaker President than Obama, even with majorities in the house and senate.

>>71099605
it's billy joel
remember the name

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>>71099558
The best girl is Hidaka you looney.

>>71099343
tapatio a SHIT

>>71099649

hidaka is the sole male in F/F

SHE'LL BE COMING ROUND THE MOUNTAIN
SIX WHITE HORSES BY HER SIDE
NO STOPS FOR GUYS FULL UP LODGING
SHE'S WEARING NOTHIN BUT A SMIIIILE

N A F T A
A
F
T
A

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>mfw someone said Oczy Mlody was good near me

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/cum/ why do I always find myself attracted to tall as fuck qts?

>>71099876

gams are the patricians fetish

CHESS'D

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>be me
>meet this girl
>we hit it off
>go on a few casual dates
>nothing major happens, just kiss her afterwards
>she starts messaging me daily afterwards
>talking to me all the time
>sending me all the lewd messages
>try to set up another date
>doesn't respond
>never responds
>been over a week

Why are girls so mean?

>>71099962
sloots gon sloot, bud

goodnight lil boiZ

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>>71099962
iktfb

I invited a chick to go watch a movie with some mutual friends. She never opened it(snapchat).

why was christian kids media the worst thing ever? Found a bible man video tape under a drawer of mine, holy fuck. BIBLE MAN. HE FIGHTS CRIME WITH THE SWORD OF THE SPIRIT (A LIGHTSABER) AND SPOUTS BIBLE VERSES NONSTOP

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>tfw haven't romantically interacted with a girl in 9 months

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>>71099962
>casual

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>>71100081
can we talk about nightmare fuel?

>>71100115

>>>/normieville/

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>>71099909
next time tovarisch

>>71100115
8 years here.

>>71100081
That's the sort of shit that turned me off from Christianity as a kid and to an extension in my teens, but that was just plain old skepticism.
[spoilersdon'twork]I got back into it later after reading up on quotes, excerpts, and journals from Christian scholars of various ages.[/spoilersdon'twork]

>>71100081
Growing up I actually really liked adventures in odyssey. They did a pretty good job with radio theatre. Bible man was always shit

>>71099070
I didn't think the Switch was even out yet tho

>>71100151
Go easy on the benzos friend.

>>71100252
I do not fear the benzo. The benzo fears me.

>>71100248

its not

I really like the funeral march tbhfam

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>>71099563
O-okay.

>>71100534
yummy

let's play chess

https://lichess.org/dXwIw8XC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd8vNJoVwf8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4GAj2v4BIE

wish I could stream classic simpsons

last 2 digits of this post decide how many minutes I edge for

>>71100795
lol

>>71100795

enjoy your ED

>>71100773
Gotta get that DVD box set lad.

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>>71100795
WEW
alrighty then

>>71100830

I got 1-8 on my HD, senpai

>>71100795
good luck

>>71100841
Then why do you need to stream it, slugger?

oh FUCK, Its already almost 2 AM?

>>71100998

I want to watch it with /cum/

I mean stream as in synchtube/twitch/hitbox

>>71101014
>>71101056
best region of american tbqh

>>71101151
DUDE FUCK EVERYONE WHO ISN'T POOR LMAO

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>>71101018
lol stream that shit then

in the mean time

https://lichess.org/UbLqcoKs

>>71101278
du bist eine kleine madchen

>>71101278
You actually wanna have a chess match or just fool around like a child?
Goof.

>>71101366
the fuck?

>>71101350
Put it on time limit mode next time lad.
>correspondance

>>71101407
could heem you, kraut

Kinda tired of being me lads.
Who should I be next?

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Alright
lets' go
time limit
(no krauts)

https://lichess.org/LUGV5oqJ

>>71101615
<

I could honestly HEEM all of yah.

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Why does Waldo hide in a Mexican prison?

>>71101751
The "kruat" again. I should make an account on that site, I'd have a bunch of wins on my record just from him joining and bailing after one move.

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Good night /cum/, don't let the footkrauts fetishize.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj7fzSr8mqI

>>71100534
>tfw find fat chicks irl gross but pictures like that pretty hot

gonna go for a drive lads

i love butts

>>71102456
Pick me up on the way senpai

Ah yes, fall asleep at 6:30 and wake up at 1:30. Truly a curse this weird sleep schedule.

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You know what called me to support Trump?
His willing and eagerness to deal with Putin like a man. (>inb4 muh kremlin plant, >inb4 muh hackers)
Obama just couldn't hack it with Putin. He made a fool of himself on the geopoltical stage multiple times, Putin smelt blood and tore off the pieces as he pleased. (Crimea, Novorossiya).
That's a strong leader, a good strategist. Cold war's been over since '91. Time to play chess, as opposed to flipping the board over when the pieces aren't placed in your favor.
https://youtu.be/x2YlbiyiuMc
https://youtu.be/RMkU7vp7GbE

>>71102494
be there in 5, babe

I didn't drink this weekend. What do I win?

>>71102723
Your liver is a little bit more healthier :)

>>71102934

xd

>>71103245
voog

>>71103537
Go ahead. Bust your hand on my steel like muscles.

>>71102777
technically no, it just didn't get any worse

>>71103787
The liver can heal and even replace itself so he could be onto something. The tube of pringles I killed couldn't have helped though. Reason I don't buy pribgles often. I demolish the fuckers.

>>71103865
one weekend isn't enough but it's a start.

pringles are meant to be eaten until you feel ill.

gonna lay in bed and sob

>>71104084
Why's that

>>71104374
ruined for marriage

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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>>71105293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_0qHRwU_sQ

WHO TF UP!!!

>>71105891
Uh excuse it's actually 5am. thank you

>>71106047
my watch says 2PM so therefore it is 2pm and you're lying

>>71106203
Sam Hyde rip off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE_5Y9IKCk0

not bad though I chukld

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good morning /cum/

>>71107484
I wake up at 5am dummy
gotta work out

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>>71107657

Any fellow NY niggas in this thread?

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>>71107788


>>71106287
morning qt

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I wish I was there to suck all of your cocks

>>71107934
post your yankees ball cap or i won't believe you b

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Good morning /cum/!

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how can i offend americans online ? its like they dont give a fuck about anything and have no morals

>>71108309
Are you a qt girl? If so you can offend my by succing my dick

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>>71108284
Good morning Arkansas!

>>71108309
imply that we all live in Cali

>>71108309
it's not possible, especially if you're talking to a new yorker

"fuck you, you bum-ass nigga" is a standard greeting in new york similar to "good morning"

>>71108449
I need to learn how to make Chick Fil A chicken at home. The idiots aren't open on Sunday.

>>71108544
That always annoys me

"guess I'll go to chick fil a for dinner!"

"oh wait they're closed because the execs are some religious fucks"

>>71108446
Honest question, what is there to do in Arkansas besides opioids?

>>71108789
>implying we can afford opiods
Camping, fishing, hunting. Mostly just nature shit unless you count the generic shit in Little Rock

>>71108607
how intolerant

for all intensive purposes

It's a doggy dog world out there

memes are a diamond dozen

>>71108855
sounds kind of miserable lad

>>71109206
so much for the tolerant left :^)

whats the point

>>71109341
It's OK

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gonna make this my notifiction sound
https://youtu.be/2P5qbcRAXVk
also
>another snowstorm
Thank you based Cold Miser, fuck your faggot brother

>>71109373
feel free to come to new york for a beer lad

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Why americans don't take a bath right after taking a dump?

>it's an Alberta-kun may have had a seizure and peed his pants episode
grim

>>71109422
I didn't like it when I went

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Anime is CANCER

Faggotry should be BANNED

>>71109466
says the cocksleeve

>>71109461
that's a shame

which part of the city put you off? the hobos shitting in the street or the people throwing their trash on the subway tracks?

>>71109589
Just the city in general. I'm not really comfortable in that kind of atmosphere

>>71109634
foh

>>71109639
that's understandable

people i know who moved to cities from rural areas took as long as a year to fully adjust

Eggs and toast or a berry smoothie?

>>71109920
eggs and toast you fag

>>71109969
Alright, berry smoothie it is.

>>71110016
I'll find you

Chinese Taipei is not a sovereign nations.

>>71110051
I'll make you some eggs on toast to eat while you watch me drink a smoothie.

>>71110106
>>71110106
>>71110106

>>71110103
Oh that sounds nice, I'm down for that