/cum/ stands for Canada, the United States of America and Mexico.
This thread is for discussions on all things North American and generally just having one heck of a good time.
Join in folks!
>>71074461
me mid
https://youtu.be/Sffr8Um6rLw
It's the grassquatch
Me the baby
>>71074461
REEEEEE KILL EVERYONE IN THIS PHOTO
wh*te """people"""
>>71074526
You could probably pay someone to build it for you
>>71074461
me the strawberry
Just had a nice big bowl of Frosted Flakes with ice cold milk. It has been too long since I last ate some.
Feels pretty white supremacist.
>>71074461
>that pic
god bless capitalism
>>71074582
I know. It was on sale tho so it wasn't too bad
why don't american girls have all their legs?
>>71074697
White porn doesn't even turn me on anymore, only asian porn
How did life get to this point
>>71074767
Was gonna post this one too, lol.
>>71074621
>Elizabeef Wellington still writing for Philly.com
>>71074797
pretty sure you weren't even remotely doing anything close to sss (slightly smirking silently) so stop "lol"ing inappropriately
>>71074733
2spooky
>>71074733
la segunda chica tiene pantalones negros.
bobo.
Thy will be done
For the grace, for the might of the Lord
For the home of the Holy
In the name of His glory
For the faith, for the way of the sword
>>71074894
lol
>>71075003
hot anine asses
Chonglet
>>71075056
Chonglet
Would /cum/ join a crusade for Jerusalem?
>Global Warming is REAL!!
>"due to this year's unusually cold winter the German gas supply is at a drastically low level. One supplier is warning of a "critical state of supply in Germany"."
Trump missed 17 of the last 20 intelligence briefings.
Anyone else scared for USA?
>>71075230
it's just the same story every day
if there's anything of interest they'll make sure to tell him in person right away
>>71075230
Source: Independent.co.uk
>>71074765
we lookin at the same webm??
>>71075261
That went well last time
>>71075327
nonsensical post
Why do they always send the poor
>>71075327
9/11 happened because different agencies didn't communicate or share intel they had. It had nothing to do with the president.
>>71075181
If it means that I get to kill Palis, yes
>>71075327
Not even close to the same situation
>>71074508
All me
What is the kid on the right holding? Doesn't look like an Apple product
Empathy is a disease of the liberal West.
This is the first real nice day of 2017
had sex for the first time in over a year buds
went to a botanical garden this morning
>>71075538
give us all the details
was it the girl with the dog face from tinder?
who are you anyway
>>71075538
Happened to me about a week ago
Good afternoon, /cum/
>>71075538
How was it?
>>71075575
Hello!
>>71075538
Was she cute
every garden i visit invariably has some japanese plants
i think it really shows how zen caught on in japan the way it did
>>71075565
i'm the guy who went on a date with the dog face from tinder, not him. we didn't fuck but we kissed at the end and we're going to go to the movies on valentine's day. she's really sweet and outgoing, which is something I like in girls since it balances my introversion
>>71075575
Good afternoon Baja
Wish I could sleep in desu
Instead I can sleep 8 and a half hours at most
How come you rarely see black-yellow couples even though USA has large quantities of blacks and yellows? Are they racist or something?
>>71075683
When a qt is outgoing it just makes me feel awkward
>>71075565
>>71075575
Girl from work a party. Don't think she works there, big company tho. We were drunk and went back to her place. as soon as we walk in she goes straight to undoing my belt
i hadn't fapped in a while too so i only lasted a few minutes. oh well, not gonna call her anyway
>>71075746
Asians hate blacks
>>71075746
They don't live in the same places
>>71075683
wow anon's got a giiiirlfriend~
anon and dog face sitting in a tree
k i s s i n g
>>71075790
So they're racist got it
>tfw no qt republican gf
>>71075867
>qt
>>71075867
I'll be your gf
>>71075538
Was he gentle? ^:)
>>71075538
Fuck off Chad
>>71075867
That's a man and Reagan was trash
its barely been 12 hours since i stopped watching anime and i already feel less racist
>Reagan was trash
>>71075939
He's the republican god
>>71075893
She is jewish so i can see why you h8 her.
>>71075995
Which sucks
>>71075754
it challenges me and rounds out my experiences. I've had boring introverted gfs and it's just like talking to a brick wall
>>71075796
gonna be kissing in the movie theater instead c;
and then a few days after that she's going to come over and we're going to watch netflix on my couch and order pizza and cuddle and i'll proooobably get a bj
long live Danny Ortega
http://www.strawpoll.me/12317049/
Extremely important poll
>>71076033
don't got that slow bro
just take her back after the movies and stick it in her little coin slot axe wound
she's gonna have lost interest by the second date without sex and hook with a random chad
rare jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeuEDd_w8mQ
>>71076109
I was a kissless non-virgin until recently
>>71076177
You fugged a girl and never kissed one?
How?
>>71076158
Comfy
>>71076200
Rape
>>71076200
Californian hedonism
>>71076033
I usually feel like I'm just being a brick wall and it makes me self conscious
>>71076252
shameful
It impresses me that Mr. Trump is actually fluent in Japanese. Very smart man!
>>71076233
>not kissing your victim
Rude
>>71076200
prostitute probably
>>71075867
ewww republican girls are inbred democrat girls are sjws
libertarian girls are best
Someone tell me more about the Phoenix poster and his dog face gf
>>71076288
I've never hired a prostitute
REEEEEEEE
>>71076254
I just accept it, do my best to be interesting, and find someone who is ok with that and is willing to be the one who spices things up and is spontaneous etc.
>>71076254
Mental illness is a good way of getting rid of being self conscious
Worked for me
>>71076337
being an introvert is all right if you're not wearing the pants
>>71076428
ye.
as a side note, the grilly has the same name as my mom but with very slightly different spelling. that's going to be weird for a while
>>71075203
are you for real?
Africans will never like me cuz of my anglo blood
>>71076316
results may vary with rnh
good jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3EMTAr-UBY
>>71076589
Only real g's are up for rnh
>>71076356
I'm not mentally ill
>>71076316
It was mostly the other way around but you didn't have that option
>>71076659
real gays amirite
>>71076316
Me on the australian bottom
>>71076677
That's the problem.
rare 16 year old qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goaN_AVi2zA
>>71076638
this one's my type of jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39xnaroJU0M
(this actually looks bretty gud)
r8 me
Wish I was a girl desu
>>71076928
we know
>>71076909
""You"" remind me of someone I know
>>71076928
this so much
being a girl is pretty groce
have you ever seen the shit that actually comes out of their cuntz
>>71077036
ur girlfriend?
>>71077092
i just want have girly feet, is that weird?
>>71077142
so you can jack off to yourself?
just find an asian fob QT
>>71077182
We're not all handsome and charismatic germans
lol
>>71076528
prove that it exists
>>71077178
Actually I don't really know that girl anymore considering I haven't talked to her for like six years
interdasting article
http://archive.is/OFdnO
God dammit why is /cum/ so dead right now
>>71077208
Who?
>>71077410
Normie general
>>71077410
wow this general really dies without my gold quality posts
>>71077353
now imagine we could put all newborn black kids into white families and effectively prevent new black kids being born, then continue outbreeding all black elements within three generations and have a pure American society again
>>71077595
We tried to do that with the natives and people kept bitching about it
>>71077410
Most leafs are in /brit/ for whatever reason
>>71077681
>there are only 3 or 4 regular Mexican posters
Depressing desu
>>71077544
Peh, I've been posting gold for the last hour.
>Don't throw your pearls before swine
-jesus
>>71077783
I enjoy your posts
>>71077824
Thanks bud, the feeling is mutual
>tfw some people in /cum/ think I'm two different people
>>71077903
What ethnicity are you
>>71075746
I rarely see any Asian dating outside their race
>>71077946
Vodkanegro
>>71077967
o
I thought there were two people posting under a Cali flag
>>71078001
There are three
PlASSer, me, and the guy who never has caps
Two posters from Sacramento County, though
My waifu must fit the following qualifiers:
>At least 6'0"
>/fit/
>Onee-san
>OPPAI OPPAI
>Christmas Cake
>strong sex drive
>equally domineering and submissive(I want to wrestle for control in bed)
>long unkmept but cleanish(a bit of grease is to be expected) and straight hair
>thick eyebrows
>hairy crotch and armpits(sweaty and stinky optional)
>NEET
>hikikomori or unhappily employed part time with unabashed disdain for normalfags
>nocturnal(at least while she isn't working, if employed)
>sexy dark circles and bags due to nocturnal lifestyle
>extremely possesive of me and openly hostile toward roastie whores
>student of philosophy(I don't consider this to conflict with her being a NEET. See Diogenes.)
>anime, manga, eroge, etc enthusiast
>SHE MUST HATE HOMOPHILIA WITH A PASSION AND THE THOUGHT OF TWO MEN FROM AN ANIME BEING ANYTHING BUT PLATONIC FRIENDS MUST BE AN IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR HER BRAIN TO CONCIEVE
>as well as being a /fit/izen, she must also browse the holy /pol/a/k/ trinity
>must know how to cook(but not too much, because that'd be annoying, so if she can cook eggs, a steak, and instant ramen that'd be good)
>No drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes
>must enjoy night walks and cold temperatures
>must be a dog person
Why can't I get a girlfriend like this?
https://nyti.ms/2ktwFNw
not the best article on evola but the fact its the ny times is something
>>71078019
>5 Caliniggers posting in /cum/
Disgusting
>>71078019
From near Sacramento county*
PlASSer is right above, I think in Roseville
>>71078035
>10 years old
Fuck off smelly dumb pedo scum
>>71077952
yellowfeverfags BTFO
>>71078089
>10 years old
>6'0"
>hairy armpits
>NEET
t. dropout
>tfw you test the trigger pull on a model 29
>mfw I don't have to view this pedo's posts because I can filter regionals
feels gud
>>71078187
literally how
>>71078187
You spend all day shitposting. This is why you failed school.
What's it like living in a country without comfy villages?
>>71078187
regional filtering doesnt work, you liar
>>71078207
I sold my firstborn to the devil
Joke's on him, I'm sterile
>>71078243
I owe at least 5 people my first born son
jokes on them, I'm never getting laid!
>>71078235
I have a 4.0 bud
>>71078283
You have a 4.0 long penis, you cock hungry low testosterone omega.
>>71078283
>not having a 6.0
how common
>>71078323
Delet this
>>71078237
t. village idiot
>>71078237
I wouldn't know, I don't live in the UK
>>71078340
I bet you pronounce Plymouth as 'plai-mouth'
>>71078392
no, we don't
get out of here shitposter
>>71078392
Yeh when I plow ur mums mouth
>responding to bongs
>responding to Californians
>responding to dropouts
>>71074461
hey you fucking phaggots, here's a strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12317568
>>71078422
>>71078469
>>71078505
>>71078514
everyone gets a (You)
>>71078529
Hey bud, I haven't seen you in a while
>responding to pedos
>>71078529
stupid poll because weekdays / weekends are different
>>71078529
I work nights
>>71078529
I voted 2pm or later, just in case anybody was wondering.
>>71078505
delet this
>>71078548
>clack my ass
>>71078545
Do you get anything like this outside New England?
>>71078529
>tfw you wake up at 4 AM
>>71078546
school and spending time on /fit/, how pennsylvania friend
also holy shit everything east of you has been getting ravaged by storms for a while lmao
>responding to dairy shills
>>71078591
>responding to me
>responding to blue states
>>71078588
I still like you <3
>>71078615
Yeah, it's been warming up and it's fucking with everyone
>>71078595
Yeah, the Rust Belt is my favorite part of the US. It's not for everyone, but it bleeds Americana.
>>71078652
t. "red state since october 2016"
>>71078505
Stop bullying me
>>71078704
t. Mexico
>>71078744
no mexican in my genes, fampai
>>71078793
t. 40% white
>>71078744
>6ft-amazonian_hairy-armpits.jpeg
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
>>71078806
lol this video is still some of the weirdest shit ever
is this what homeschooling does to people?
>>71078832
>6'0"
>Amazonian
Low T manlet detected. Too much woman for you?
>>71078656
fucking new brunswick had around 20k people without power to their homes for almost a week
shit was bananas
Can I ever hope for serious advice on my vacation planning in here?
>>71078842
me on the right
>>71078842
That looks terrible
>>71078894
Where are you going? California, right?
This is what a real woman looks like.
>tfw I'm nice to Conway but he bullies me because I'm from California
>>71078887
Baka I could kill you with one arm
>>71078949
You look terrible
>>71079002
Stinky dumb pedo scum
>>71078961
dont respond to footkraut
>>71079008
>>71079016
If you can't handle a REAL woman, you need to head back to the kid's table.
>>71079005
I'm sorry bud :(
I won't do it anymore
ive been saving this for the right moment. a time where someone would be, but wouldn't been
>>71079054
that's a manbutt
>>71079042
what's that?
>>71079054
Stinky
Dumb
Pedo
Scum
Ohio asks to be seated at the kid's table so he can flirt with all the little girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl3J_AnDff4
>>71079054
>That chiquitas
>>71079103
You're a manbutt.
>>71079107
LOW
TEST
>>71079087
>93% of the American population is at Very High or Extremely High levels of wealth
Really activates my almonds
>Los Angeles is shi-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqx8jQ7Z5FA
I think ohio is overcompensating because everyone thinks he's a pedo now
>>71078961
Haven't been able to make a decision yet.
There are super cheap flights to
Chicago
Miami
Boston
Los Angeles
San Francisco
Hong Couver
San Diego
Washington DC
>>71079163
shit*
I cant tell whats ironic or not anymore
>>71079209
Why would anyone think Ohio is a pedo?
>>71079223
>dont defend capitalism, you will be banned
>>71079211
Pick one of the american cities please
>>71079277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-40V_3eCEs
wow
>>71079223
>the bottom represents the people, scrambled and divided
Jesus Christ
>>71079297
They all in America?
>>71079398
Not Hong Couver
>>71079211
>Chicago
Actually a nice city if you stay in the good area and don't venture into the dirty violent part. They also have meme restaurants where you can be insulted by the waitresses (I know you Germans like that stuff).
>Miami
Cuban sandwiches are delicious
>Boston
Nice city, colonial architecture and historical landmarks. If you go to Boston then stop by Philly and check out the Liberty Bell.
>Los Angeles
Generic international city. Maybe Cali-anon would know more.
>San Francisco
Pretty cool. Stop by Chinatown, watch homeless people fuck in a cardboard box.
>Hong Couver
>San Diego
I don't know.
>Washington DC
Lots of neat monuments.
>>71079398
Don't come to vancouver please
>>71079307
He has the courage to speak the truth.
>>71079307
>>71079508
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/70987954/#q70992303
This is libel.
just another Malthusian daydream
>>71079444
Um, pretty sure Canada is in America sweetheart.
>>71079464
Why not? We can hang out, drink some Tsingtao and maybe go QT hunting in Chinatown.
>>71079458
Thanks bud.
And what would be the best choice in terms of stuff to do outside of the city? I don't want to spend two weeks in one city. Gotta venture out a bit but not too far as I'll have to come back for the flight home anyway.
>>71079662
Maybe if you're a spic
10 is objectively the best age for females. It's when they begin puberty, so it's OK. Anyone who says otherwise is a Western hypocrite
So Californian poster who keeps posting Widowmaker, how's your quest for a French gf going?
>>71079662
Chinatown in Vancouver is like 5 blocks by 4 blocks and directly borders the drug-addict haven which is Main and Hastings.
>>71079775
nice so are you down or what
>>71079747
You're autistic.
She's 22, can you believe it?
>>71079662
>And what would be the best choice in terms of stuff to do outside of the city?
I don't know, that depends on what you want to do and how far you'd be willing to go. You could go to the Grand Canyon, or Mount Rushmore, or purchase a lot of drugs and drive through the Mojave (that one could kill you 2bh). Or you could stay around a city and check out the smaller towns in the area with colonial stuff or local attractions.
Sex with prepubescent children? I'm a fan.
Should be /dum/ for Dominion of Canada, United States of America, and Mexico.
>#cumisdum
I really need to quit replying to my own posts
>>71079875
Say that to my face in real life, not over the internet, see what happens.
>>71079886
Canada's official name is Canada (GAAAAY)
America's official name is United States of America
Mexico's is United Mexican States
>>71079875
>>71079947
>not shown: a picture of windsor conneticut
Once I popped a chub when my 8 year old sister sat on my lap. I spent an hour grinding it into the back of her leg
>>71079947
Wrong Californian poster, Conway
>>71079828
Sure, we can get Hon's.
>>71079830
>>71079997
My only sister is older than me.
>>71080000
Arr rook same
Once my sister popped a chub when I sat on her lap. She spent an hour grinding it into the back of my leg
such a shit meme genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoTlY3rIFTg
>>71079855
some natural sights of course, a bit of hiking to go along with it
how expensive are domestic flights in the US, if you can get really cheap ones I wouldn't mind city hopping but nothing crazy. despite my asian soul i am not into rushed china style holidays
small town shit would be cool as well. i want to eat deep fried butter at a fair and watch a hog calling contest
all large international cities end up being sort of the same after a while and I have seen enough of them already
>says he won't bully me
>bullies me anyway
>>71079947
It's not gay if she(he) has a feminine penis
Reminder that pedos and gays are just LOW TEST losers that can't get a real girl.
>>71080088
YES, NO, MAYBE
I DON'T KNOW
>>71080090
You could drop by my house and I'll fuck your sister
>>71080146
w-wow but she's in Germany and married
>>71080174
The harder they get, the harder I get.
Older women scare me. That's why I like 10 year olds
>>71074461
>/cum/ stands for Canada, the United States of America and Mexico.
Shouldn't then it be /cusam/?
>>71080279
Older women make my peepee hard.
How come sweden never comes to cum anymore?
Young pussy makes my peepee hard
I wonder if these guys know they've become a meme. Wonder if Aiden Gillen knows too
/cum/ stands for [C]ome together, right now, [U]nder [M]e.
>>71080340
he suicided
I logged into my Facebook account for the first time in a year on Thursday
>>71080383
absolute MADMAN
Cake would be good if they didn't write the same song 100 times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuVSvSbnaUg
>>71080363
Tom Hardy does
>>71080340
He's probably liked better than the kraut 2bh
>>71080090
Domestic flights? Do you have a driver's license? Rent a car and drive from city to nearby city, maybe stop by a mennonite market or something on the side of the road. That's the way to do it.
>>71080340
don't tempt fate
Teppu was a really good manga.
>>71080418
Whenever I look at these pictures I always wonder how many lime infested dear ticks are hiding in the grass
>>71080558
this is an extremely urbanite tier post
STOP CALLING ME GAY
>>71080601
t. homo
>>71080601
ok, fag
Never 4get
>>71080558
I agree, we should pave it over and maybe put a gas station in the middle with an irate indian clerk.
>>71080630
>bring in possums to eat all the ticks
>all the ticks are gone, but now we have too many possums
its hawaii all over again
>>71080418
This looks top comfy
>>71080475
sounds like an idea too
wish it was 2008 again and the exchange rate back to 1:1,50
>>71080682
>get bit by opossum
>contract rabies instead of lime disease
>>71080724
s/lime/lyme
i think lime disease is what we got at /brit/ amirite
>>71080724
>opossum
>rabies
choose one
>>71080724
Wow, rude!
>>71080891
t. Possum IDF
>>71080659
Have a good memories trolling with the indian guy who owned the gas station next to my highschool, not a bad idea
>>71080558
Faggot.
kek
>>71080955
delete this
>>71080891
Kek
>>71080953
To lime diseases carrier
>>71080955
>whitewashing your history
Faggots will never cease to impress.
>>71080403
Had to accept a couple of friend requests so they don't think that I have something to hide on my Facebook account
>>71080891
>>71081047
Calhoun was a pleb anyway.
Wish I had a deep frier
make new thread already wtf
>>71078035
I'm an underage permavirgin: the post.
>>71074697
sauce breh