/cum/

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Mexico and canada are rightful american clay

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I was raped by my ex girlfriend. We were both about 19-20. She tied me to the bed for a ‘teasing’ blowjob. Ok cool! But then she got on top of me even though I strongly, emphatically and repeatedly said ‘NO! STOP! NO MEANS NO!’ (this is what school/public safety infomercials taught me to do) But she didn’t care and she did a good job with the restraints. She got on top of me and rode me until I orgasmed against my will. I felt powerless and ashamed. I told some people but they kind of laughed it off. I think if gender roles were reversed it would’ve been taken more seriously.

i thought you was a shy girl

until i made you my girl

>>71055468
I want a girl to do this to me except sit on my face

>>71055468
>tfw you will never be raped by a hot girl

>>71055468
if my ex raped me i probably wouldnt hve broken up with her cause that's p gey

>>71055468
you should have raped her for revenge

>>71055468
>still shitposting this pasta

>>wow your so shy anon
>(((pls go away pls)))

>>71055470
>ywn fuck a shy girl therefore ruining her and dumping her soon after

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>start ironically mixing you're and your
>starting to do it unironically

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>>71055650
>start using nigger speak like pham, tbqh, smdh on 4chinz
>usage starts bleeding into everywhere else

thenk (Ya) thenk (Ya) verrh much

>>71055468
>tfw can't even get raped

>go to /bleep/ on /mu/ to enlarge their OP pic

What the fuck are these niggers saying?
Most heavily slanged english I've ever read.

stop being raist

eh?

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CHESS
H
E
S
S

the champ gets a harem of slutty schoolgirls from belarus
sans timer so you better lock n motherfuckin load, bud

https://lichess.org/xVLjr5lB

>>71055898
/mu/ is retarded and for teenagers/ young colllege students
don't use that board

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I'm done playing pr

GOOOODMOOOORNIIIIING AMERICAAAAAA

>>71056485
good morning, vietnam

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Did that motherfucker really bail on the chess match cause he knows I had him?

Wow, buddy. Just forfeit that shit.

>>71057403
He keeps at it just to make you think you suck too bad at conditioning him.

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it's 3:30 am and i am ready to go

>>71057443
>tfw this gif made me laugh
May as well end it now.

>>71055436
just nuke us already

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>>71057456
in that case i will post it 5 more times

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PREPARE TO PROTECT THE EAGLE

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Thanks.

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just forfeit you fucking goof

>>71057619
no problem

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>>71057749
did i give you permission to reply to him?

>>71057770
youre not my mum lmao
rekt

>>71056593
>>71056485
This movie is boring and Robin Williams isn't funny. He's just lovable like Jim Carrey.

>>71057707
nope got to make them even more angry they can't put that insane tier determination to good work.

>>71057812
your flag is an ice cream sandwich

>>71057864
your flag is half communist

nice stars lmao

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>tfw america defends you from latvia

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>>71057907
its you who'll be seeing stars u baltic bitch

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if dubs i call an escort

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>>71057934
cmere ya cunt

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>>71057835
https://youtu.be/pgXozIma-Oc

>>71058002
Does not help if the side effect is that the same people stop doing their best. Then you are effectively just wasting your resources.

>>71057707
It's by correspondence you jackanape.
>playing a game with no time limit
>expecting it to end in a timely manner.

>>71058064
>jackanape
Sure thing, grandpa. Don't forget to wear you life alert necklace when aunt merna leaves the house.

>>71058187
I'm bringing it back, sonny.

I'm animated
I like to eat

>>71059226
いただきます!

Mexico is being great due to low labor cost and low delivery cost to US.

Y'all mind if i yeet a little bit?

>>71060401
what is yeet

>>71055436
>"The holocaust is nothing compared to what happened to the blacks in America who don't know their ancestors, we're raped and truly stripped of their culture and names. Jews in Germany are not stripped of their names or their culture, they know who they are."

>>71060460
i like this vid you posted earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl5EexZy7xE

>>71060578
That would have been me actually
The dance is quite enjoyable isn't it

Got your New Years succ now?

>>71060460
>pissing contests over tragedies which happened to your people
Victim complexes will never cease to amaze.

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https://youtu.be/xZDFvbAOxbc

post country.

>>71060674
Yep
Got my succ game on a lil bit
Always nice feeling under those toes with my tongue

>>71060993
One day I would like to suck in Da'an park
We can have lunch box and have a little picnic beforehand

>>71061096
Just do it
Find a private spot between some bushes

>>71055465
What's ironic about this post is that you posted a picture of Trump but your post means that you believe that the 157,460,000 citizens of Canada and Mexico should be US citizens, which if that were the case the US would heavily favor Democrats as opposed to Republicans.

Didn't think this one through did you?

If you haven't had sex in a park then get out of my thread.

>>71061927
There's nothing illegal about foot love
A little part of me wants to be plastered on Taiwanese news with my mouth full of toes
To hell with the bushes

>>71062026
I found out later that my gf's friends watched.

>>71062028
Kek
Then by all means go and succem

>>71062026
ikr

>>71061975
Don't think he planned on keeping them around.
Remember the 157 million.

>>71062090
>fucking my gf in an ally
>she sticks her thumb up behind her
>turn around
>guy walking past giving us the thumbs up
>return the favor
Too cold to cum though desu.

>>71062174
I encountered some people copulating next to a gated dumpster at about 12 am before. I guess it was closing time and they wanted to let lose a little bit after work.

Just so you know, it was also a Tim Horton's.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d91ihBqLiJo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrlHpOXpdSM

I want Taco Bell now

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would you wanna shmell some taiwanese school girlfeet?

>>71063077
I always loved this pic
There are some high schools in Taipei that use long white stockings with sailor fuku

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>>71063077
>>71063306

Una pregunta para los mexicanos. ¿Vosotros cazais con flechas o con lanzas?

so how many of you anime virgins are gonna buy this shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

>>71063601
anon luego decís que empiezan ellos cuando sois vosotros los que insultáis.

ami me caen bien los mexis, los argies tambien pero en menor medida

>>71064190
gf would literally kill me if i even thought about buying one

you might as well hand in your permit to ever touch a vagina ever if you get one of those

>Reports: Man dies after catching fire in Wendy's bathroom
does spontaneous human combustion exist?

a woke nigga who turned 2 lit

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Good morning!

They are making a new Scarface movie

>>71067132
>Antonia Montana

gotta keep it diversified

Too many germany and taiwan flags

Make your own general

>>71067440
go pound sand

>>71067558
I'll beat your face in chink

>>71067132
Jesus Christ, enough with the remakes. Has Hollywood lost all creativity?

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>>71067865
yeah good luck w. that

Going to see John Wick in 40 minutes

>>71067969
Enjoy your shitty non-country ching chong ping pong

>>71067922
>remake/adaption/reboot/sequel
>brought to you by this film studio who made this one movie you really like
>directed by this famous guy (who isn't that good of a director)
>starring hot people *wink wank*

>>71063601
con tu hermana ^^

Test

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Rate me breakfast

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Wakey wakey

>>71068288
450 mgs Sodium

>>71068381
wow homophobic much

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>>71068420
I don't understand what's wrong with craving cock every now and then

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>>71068417

>>71068381
eggs and baky

>>71068590
cocks and steaky

>>71068653
tape and rapey

What Maoism has to offer the world and why so many former non-communists think it’s dope

https://jiminykrix.wordpress.com/2016/09/14/what-maoism-has-to-offer-the-world-and-why-so-many-former-non-communists-think-its-dope/

>til you're a chauvinist if you think Mao brainwashed people into loving him

I would really kill for some cock right now desu

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Me on the right

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>>71068704

>>71068806
Jesus fuck, shut up.

>>71068933
but Im not even speaking

>>71069018
Don't make me get the belt buckle, boy.

>>71069046
you're playing with fire

>>71069064
*beats you*

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>>71069018
>>71069046
>>71069064
>>71069099

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good idea or bad idea:

Should I ask this new Serb chick I met at my uni if Kosovo is Serbia?

>>71069353
If she's hot, no. If she's ugly, no.

>>71069417
but if she's just okay looking yes?

>>71069099
*fucks you, rides your dick*

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haha

>>71068849
Trump is too tall to be fat

It triggers me how americans write headlines With Every Single Fucking Word Capitalized. Why In The Everloving Fuck Would You Do That.

>>71069438
No

>>71069622
Well that's just stupid

>>71069615
EYO

Are mass deportations really happening or are the lefties just reporting everyday work of ICE?

>>71069681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiyPTSvr6Zk
never forget

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>>71069681
>>71069715
>>71069721
o shit we da boiz now

Good morning /cum/

I had a few coffee and brandys. What should I do today?

What are you doing today?

>>71069847
You should out on a run, I just came buckets from one and now plan on sleeping for the next 8 hours

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Count it with me: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Eight years.

>>71069847
A cup of coffe and anjoying the jewtub tendences videos
>the H2 was taken down btw

>>71070027
*enjoying

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>>71069956
One!
Two!
Three!
Three months before impeachment!
Ah ha ha!

>>71070101
>fin"0golds"land
no thanks

>>71069941
>running
No thanks retard. Running is for dogs.

fucking tired of my life
can't keep up this shitty persona anymore fuck 4chan bye cum

>>71070156
t. fatso

>>71070156
You should know, because your mother is a bitch

>>71070185
c u

>>71070206
>Cockneccticunt

>>71070254
>Dicklet of Cucklombia

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>got a (You)

hey maybe life isn't so bad after all :-_DD

gonna go to ye olde ALDI now and buy some fake Frosted Flakes how y'all guys doin

(fun fact: the fake frosted flakes at LIDL are called "frosted flakes" as Frosties is the trademarked brand name here fro the kellogg's variant)

>>71070300
Nice double and that made me laugh. You're alright, don't go to Massachusetts tomorrow.

>>71069629
>It triggers me how americans write headlines With Every Single Fucking Word Capitalized. Why In The Everloving Fuck Would You Do That.
That's our grammar?

>>71070432
I never do

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>>71070433
>that's our grammar

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IF I GET 5 (You)'S I WILL CHOP OFF MY BALLS AND STREAM IT

SMASH THAT FUCKING REPLY BUTTON, COME ON GUYS WE CAN DO THIS

>>71070532

>>71070532

>>71070433
But Why? It Looks Dumb As Fuck, I Swear. It Makes No Sense.

>>71070532

>>71070580
Ok.

>>71070498
>you will never sit next to a horny teen girl on a 15 hour flight and get a slick hand job under your miniature blanket while everyone else is asleep besides a few people waiting to use the bathroom and a few people watching movies
why even live

>>71070580
As the Brits?
I don't fuckin' know.
It has to do with monastery scrolls or some shit.

copped

https://shop.spreadshirt.com/QuintonReviews/i-m+already+white+privileged+enough-A588f0a48aa0c6d7936fe315a

>>71070831
I want to buy this shirt and wear those glasses blind folks wear.

>>71070831
>white privilege

Euro people need real problems

>>71070831
I'm black and I want to buy this to confuse people.

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>>71058002

YOU RUN AND YOU RUN TO CATCH UP WITH THE SUN BUT IT'S SINKING
RACING AROUND TO COME UP BEHIND YOU AGAIN
THE SUN IS THE SAME IN A RELATIVE WAY BUT YOU'RE OLDER
SHORTER OF BREATH AND ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH

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This is my third time being blocked by a girl after I showed face pic

First time was with a poo I met on interpals
We talked for a long time on the phone then she said she bet I was qt. I sent her a pic then she blocked me on whatsapp and interpals

Second was a black girl on my college's yikyak feed who wanted a white fwb and gave her kik. Turned out we lived in the same building and agreed on a time and place until I posted the convo on 4chan and someone said I should ask her for a pic just to make sure she's actually a girl. She did send me one and then asked for one in return, I did, and then she stopped talking to me

Now I filled my Tinder with a bunch of meme pics after getting no matches using face. I got matched with some girl who had a bunch of 4chan memes in her profile (I posted yesterday). She would respond instantly and we memed a bit. Then I asked if she wanted to meet up sometime and she said first she wants to know what I look like. I sent her a pic 14hrs ago and she hasn't responded since

I give up, again

>>71070580
Academic papers typically only have the first word capitalized though. I actually prefer it that way, it looks nicer

>>71071261
post pic

>>71063306
Just like my animes

>>71067997
Shoulda seen Lego Batman instead

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>>71071374
KYS

I watched Unbreakable for the first time yesterday and then saw Split knowing nothing

Was pleasently surprised

>>71071303
I don't want to be memed
I don't get all the hostility desu. I'm in shape and don't have acne and look pretty normal in my honest opinion :l

>>71071474
not him, but post something without a face. I want to critique how you dress

>>71071474
well obviously you're wrong if this keeps happening to you

post that face

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>tfw no slutty living legend's daughter gf to party with and gangbang with my bros

>>71071505
I do dress like an autist Grey sweatshirt, sweatpants, skechers
But these instances were just pics of my face. They couldn't have known that aspect. I already told the tinder match I was autistic and a virgin though and she said she'd help me out :(
>>71071512
What could I improve by posting it here? Get advice for plastic surgery?

>>71071592
are you really on the spectrum or are you just memeing?

>>71071592
opinions that arent your own

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I'm going to miss waking up after a night of drinking and not having a hangover whenever I lose that ability

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hungry brehs

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>>71071624
I'm beginning to wonder...
I am diagnosed with a few meme mental illnesses like DPD, depression, anxiety, etc but I'm not a big believe in mental illness desu. Not just a "chemical imbalance" that a few pills can fix.
>>71071658
I don't follow

>>71071822
Now that's the shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUGkg_U5HIo

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>>71071881
aye

>>71071836
What did the femanon look like

>>71071836
I think we would like to help you out, but you're not giving anyone much to work with other than your self pity and (you)'s

Should I masturbate or play video games?

>>71071958
Surprisingly pretty cute. Blonde, blue eyes, but not like basic wh*te girl-tier. Definitely looks like she has decent taste in memes. Wasn't fat either
She worked as a cashier at a local supermarket
>>71071985
Sorry lad I just don't want to post my pic on 4chang

>>71072004
go outside. It's nice

>>71071836
Its caused by your brain producing too little or too much of certain chemicals. Pills can fix it because they either make your brain produce more, produce less, or just give your body the chemicals you don't have enough of.
>>71072004
Do both and play a hentai game or something.

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Jesus Christ.
It's like I'm a piece of meat.

>>71072004
Both

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>>71071592
>I already told the tinder match I was autistic and a virgin though and she said she'd help me out :(
No!

>>71072066
I've always thought about Anglicizing by name desu

>>71072042
It's cloudy and cold and it looks like it might rain.
>>71072054
I don't like anime.
>>71072085
I only do both with fps and I'm too tired to play one right now.

>>71072066
If its any consolation plenty of white girls here I know have poo fever

>>71072101
What?
I've tried pretending to be Chad and it never works out. Decided to go for a different approach. Maybe some girls have a fetish for deflowering boys? :-3

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>>71072131
>poo fever
How on earth am I, an intellectual, supposed to respond to this post?

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>>71072109
sorry pedro

>>71072119
You don't have to like anime if you just skip through all the dialog or play that one game with the wolf girl
>>71072131
They say they do, but they actually don't. It's the same a lot of time with Asians. I remember a white girl in my high school saying she likes Asians but she literally never dated an Asian despite there being a ton of them at my school.

>>71072180
Go to America and fug sloots

>>71072170
If you enjoy having your ass stuffed with a 20 in horse cock while being dressed like a sissy, yeah, go for girls who want to deflower boys.

>>71072119
you sound like a whiny faggot, too bee honest

>>71072240
I asked for one or the other not both, shut up.

>>71072183
My name isn't Pedro, Jaquan'demar'ali'binda'koolio'shaq'mipho'zek'ilm'ohy' flavious Brown.

>>71072226
Straight shota has to be real in the 3d world

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>>71072292
well you ain't white I can tell you that

>>71072226
not that there's anything wrong with that

90% of everything is a jewish conspiracy or Soros

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>>71072340
I wish desoo
>tfw no cute short bf to teach the ropes of sex w/ and turn into the perfect pet

>>71072340
You're not a shota, are you? I mean, you're probably over 21.

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i think trump should ban all obese people

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>some fag without a redditflag is trying to talk to me

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cum needs some more thicc bitches ya'll slacking

>>71072426
but then America will become a desolate wasteland

>>71072423
I'm 23, but I feel like I'm 15 inside

>>71072452
and???

>>71072458
Don't worry. That continues into your 30s

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>>71072452
Hello, Mr. Pot

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>>71072491
When does it stop?

>>71072452
>all the hispanics with a poor fatty diet will die off
>all the whites who only eat nutella and chips will die off
>all the blacks who only eat animal fat and soda will die off
Cool.

>>71072458
manchild != shota
also, straight shota doesn't exist irl except in rare circumstances with actual shota (i do remember reading about some norwegian anon who fucked his mom kek)

>>71072500
>mfw an americracker thought having a bmi of 25 that classifies you as obese is the same as the americans that have bmis of 45.

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>>71072500
Those immigrants in London keeping their national obesity rates down

>>71072500
okay I'm going to stop you RIGHT THERE.

We have fat people, yes. But once you are past a certain line, you are fat. Doesn't matter if you're 0.1 bmi (point) over the line or 50 points over the line - you get put into the same category.

We have plenty of people who are considered overweight by the BMI scale, but your people who are overweight look like fucking vehicles. VEHICLES.
Ours just look plump.
Yours look like VEHICLES.

>>71072545
>bmi of 25 that classifies you as obese
But this is wrong

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>>71072595
>northslumberland

>>71072606
Are you actually desi

>>71072659
okay 30

>>71072545
This is accurate.
Much prefer Canadians to filthy Yanks.

>>71072606
Can't you be compassionate? They just have unfortunate genetics*.
*and maybe a dull head that's only set on eating the fattiest and easiest to buy and eat foods they find on tv while they watch netflix or TLC on their xxl sized sofa for 10 hours

>>71072696
And if you believe the 4chan memes and think everyone who is obese in the US is morbidly obese, Canada deserves all the LEAF'ing it gets and more.

>>71072754
memes aside, not everyone in america is morbidly obese, but you have a disgusting amount of morbidly obese people

like, we got fat people in canada, but you got fat people who are so fat to the point where you have to reconsider whether they still classify as humans. like more fat than blood and water

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>>71072710
I prefer pond scum to Limeys

Does it ever amaze you how fucking stupid swedes are on this board?

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>>71072606
This is what I don't understand about the "we're not as fat as you" argument.

You are fat. Obesity is a problem for you and Public Health England projects you at america-fat by 2050.

Sad!

>>71072754
This is what 63% of American people look like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFKs9CWhoRo

>americans pronounce xavier as EX-SA-VIER

mmmmm really gets the wheeled hamster going.

>>71072820
Sometimes, I just hope it's only one or two swedes that are really retarded and all the smart ones just stay in /sverigetråden/

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>spics pronounce Xavier as HAH-VEE-AIR

>>71072847
No I don't you fucking moronic beaner.

>>71072847
Cause we're protestants, Miguel.

btw it's "ZAY-VYEER"

>>71072813
That's mostly in the South and Midwest, though.
>>71072916
No it's not. There's a soft "g" sound in front of it.

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>>71072916

h-how do you know my name

If you're not Anglican, you're not a real Christian.

>>71072969
>No it's not. There's a soft "g" sound in front of it.

Bullshit.

>>71072990
>2017
>Believing in Jebus

Daily reminder over 50% of Americans believe Earth is less than 6000 years old.

>>71072886

People pronounce Javier as Xavier yeah, and that is in fact correct.

>>71073003
It's true. In French, it's pronounce G-zay-vier. It's softer in English, but it's still there.

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>>71072839
>posting my fatfu

you've gone too far

>>71073030
But that's true.

i dont understand im so respectful i pay for dates
i'll lick your pussy you don't have to do anything i just want to feel it

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>>71072839
>fat people

>>71073071
then why is ur mum older

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>an atheist limey without a redditflag is in /cum/

Imagine being so lonely you go to /cum/ because your fellow countrymen on /brit/ won't give up the (You)s.

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>>71073030
Well they're right

>>71073054
I had a whole folder of these """"""""""""people"""""""""""""" as screencap reaction pictures and memes

i deleted it
i should have not deleted it

>>71073104
*grabs the switch*
Git cho ass ova cheah so imma beat it til it's black n blue

>>71073127
I forget her name

I think I made a mistake. My fiancée can't cook

Being a Pinko should be punishable by being throw out of a helicopter desu

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>>71073114

>>71073106
Cross posters are what makes America great.
This country was found by cross posters.
Einstein was an cross poster.

Besides you Americans do the EXACT same thing in /shit/.
Very very hypocritical.
Sad!

>>71072839

These women have had sex more times than all of ourselves combined.

>>71073190
COWS PROMOTE NAZISM AND RACISM! BAN ALL COWS!

>>71073183
>you Americans
I've never gone to /brit/

@71073183
Thanks for the (You)

>>71073170
drop her

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I'm gonna become a cop and arrest homeless people for pissing in public

>>71073170
Men are better cooks anyway. it's more fun than cleaning. Make the bitch clean.

>>71073154
Slaton sisters
>>71073190
LOL
"Judging from the eugenicist rhetoric across online hate speech communities like 4chan and 4*2chan, it appears that the "vegan agenda" is a potential proxy term for conspiracy theories about a globalist Jewish agenda."

I'd rather be a beaner majority than have more Muslims in America.

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>>71073304
thanks

>>71073338
fuck cumskins
fuck coalskins
fuck redskins
fuck poopskins
fuck peeskins
fuck noskins

>>71073338
>hispanics
>like boobs
>like butts
>good at farming and managing plants
>mariachi music is contagious

>muslims
>don't like boobs or butts, covers them
>from an arid area and can't farm
>their music is too religious
>turks make good ice cream

>>71073237
>>71073300
I'm considering dropping her
A woman should be able to do both

>>71073338
Hispanics are cool desu

It's funny that Trump used the cover of the ninth district ruling to start the first rounds of mass deportations.

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I have yellow fever and it can't be fixed

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>>71073538
Why would you want to get rid of it bro?

Drinking vodka through a straw

>>71073538
>yellow fever
lmao

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>>71073601
Excuse me?

>>71073555
At least post an attractive one

>>71073555
Risk of bringing hapas into this world, nice digits btw

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>>71073652
Better?

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>>71073660
>me
>reproducing
lol
I just fap to asians lad

>>71073538
I have cute girl fever desu
I like cute girls of any ethnic background

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>>71073711
Just happens most cute girls are asian

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>>71073709
>tfw I'm this skinny
WHY THE FUCK DID MY MOTHER BAN ME FROM EATING MEAT IN PUBERTY BECAUSE DOCTORS SAID IT'S UNHEALTHY?? I WANT TO DIE

>>71073763
Become a trap and then become my cum slut

You have 11.2 seconds to name your favorite three philosophers.

No babbys first philosophers please.

Asians are unattractive

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>>71073631
Why you do this i can't deal with this

>>71073790
Me
Taylor Swift
Seth Rogen

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>>71073803
t. Becky

>>71073785
How about I pop a .45 up your ass and tape you to a glory hole, bitch?

>>71073790
Marcus Aurelius
John Locke
Stefan Molyneux

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>>71073893
>liking dude arguments man unironically
or was that ironically
John Locke is a god though.

>>71073790
Jaden Smith
Japan
Confucius

>>71073867
lmao I hope you're not white

>>71073790

Jose María Escriva de Balaguer
Frederick Wilhelmsen
Ortega y Gasset

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>>71073966
I am

>>71073979
Never heard of the first two, might be cool.
Any recommended readings?

>>71073928
Not an argument.

>>71074053

i was joking m8, Jose María is the Opus Dei founder and Wilhelmsen is some american catholic.

>>71073790
Marx
Nietzsche
Kant

Heard some guy speaking loudly in French yesterday as I was walking to my car

>>71074229
kinda groce

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>>71074226
Hi Conway
Didn't you have a test yesterday? How'd you do?

>>71074288
Yeah, it was a business math test. I know that I missed two of the questions but I think it will be OK

How are you?

Gordon Ramsay is a cute dad

>>71074344
I'm fine today desu
Probably gonna stay home for the rest of the weekend