/asean/

>>71067828
siapa ni bundek org

Pertamax

>>71067828 (You)
pedofil di atas wkwkwkwkwk

/asean/ SINGLE EDITION

>>71067560
This
>>71067613
Or maybe exposed yourself to nuclear plants or traces of Fukushima reactor plants

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What can /asean/ tell me about Southeast Asia? You know, in general.

I pretty much only knew about Thailand and maybe Cambodia, and that they have some monks and pretty temples because Lara Croft went there a couple of times in movies and such.

How's life quality? Y'know, safety, pollution, civil rights? Also, how developed are you guys compared to the Western world? (of which I most certainly not claim to be a part of)

>>71068756
gays everywhere

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applying for Valentine's Day bf now ;-;

>>71068756
Shitty but still better than mainland china morally

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>>71068756
breezy

>>71068756
Malaysia is the most dangerous country in the world, don't ever come here.

>>71068756
>life quality
shit
>safety
high crime rate
>civil rights
what's that?
>development
we still living in the mud hut

>>71068756
>life quality
Nothing much. Working with Mr Chang feels like shit. But I get paid. Not much of jobs here in the Philippines. Most filipinos work abroad just to put something on the table. Some move out of the country and settle somewhere else.

>safety
Not quite right, even our police force is fucking corrupt. Don't show your phone near the slums or in a crowded area, it might get stolen.

>pollution
Fresh air and we got full of green trees if you're planning to stay in the provinces. Stay off Manila, traffic gets really frustrating on rush hours or in the weekends and/or Fridays.

>developed are you guys compared to the Western world?
We got electric/telephone poles here man. We don't build them underground. Our infrastructure is poor, our education is poor, rebels are in the south, and corrupt politicians should just kill themselves.

tfw burned the pot while cooking maggi mee because i picked fry/grill option and didnt put enough water

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who /fit/ here

how do i deadlift

>>71068756
>life quality
shit
>safety
Survival to the fittest
>civil rights
all your priviledges from outside world don't applicable here.
>development
we still living on the tree

Does your chinky neighbour still burning fireworks at this hour? I want my sweet silent sleep!!

>>71069770
>still having chinky neighbor
ayy lmaoa, what a backward neighborhood you have lad

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>>71069770
im that neighbor, what you gonna do about it?

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>>71069675
have 2 people lift
you can finish your workout faster and therefore get fit faster

>>71069849
I'll fuck your chinky arse raw later at 1am.

>>71069770
So it was them all along, what are they celebrating this time?

>>71069175
>>71069238
>>71069285
>>71069324
>>71069459
>>71069704
I feel like I'm being memed. I know you must have it better than Africa or Latin America, because you're Asians and everyone knows that Asians > Whites >>>>>>>>> everything else.
But I'm not familiar with the specifics.

>>71069528
See, now this is useful info, thanks anon. Who's Mr. Chang though?

>>71069991
Chap Goh Mei. Half of a month since new year. End of celebration.

>>71069902
Me too

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>>71069675
No. You don't woman

>>71070179
>Asian > White > Else
That's only applicable for East Asians (Jap, Kore, Chin). Not us here.
You're not being memed. It's the truth. We're still savages.

>>71070179
Cheap local foods and obesity. That's all you need to know about us.

>>71070179
I had to mug someone for some food money today, shit is rough.

>>71070420
we all do that to our parents bro

>>71070179
I had to fight with dog for food yesterday to scrape food, luckily it's enough for 2 days

>>71070471
just eat the dog damn it

>>71070279
Show cock because I like to double p his arse and at the same time rubbing against cocks inside that hole feels nice. It won't happen if it's ... needle size.

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Maggi is calling me again, how do I say no?

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>>71069902
too bad you can't because i sleep at 1am

>>71070566
Fuck you pelacur, it is not needle sized

>>71070587
You will be awake. If you are a good boy, I would let you fuck me too

>>71070491
but then I can't fuck it

>>71070179
That flip version is the "ideals". Not the truth except the Mr Chang's part.

Today I don't have enough food to share with my family of 5. We had to scavange the dumpster. On my way back home, I had to fight hungry feral cats and they scratch my hand. I don't have any anti-septic so it might get worse tomorrow.

>>71070587
Well, that ease my job then. I don't have to bring my cloroform and softball bat. I will just rape you in your sleep.

>>71070686
Proof?

>>71070885
Give me your Telegram. I'll prove it once and for all

>>71070574
stop putting weed in what you eat

>>71070948
Discord. I don't have telegram

>>71070574
Post your thighs here and start fapping

>>71071131
Fine. What is your discord?

Oops...gtg dinner soon

>>71071167
Go to dinner then. :^)

>needle

>>71071294
How rude. I want to see your dick first

>>71068756
If compared to my time in NZ
>safety
About the same for my region, my friend actually had his first experience of being mugged in Auckland. As usual crime is worse in border regions (smugglers and human trafickers) and huge cities. I heard Kuala Lumpur have motorcycle rape gangs that tail and gang rape people at random.
>pollution
As always depends on how much industry in the area but we could use some western values in caring for the environment and littering.
Especially littering, like I want to chop off some hands tier.
>civil rights
Being raised in sharia land personally I don't really care about that and the entire law system is based on colonial era english common law anyway, even the sharia punishment adopts the same thing.
I guess you could say some insurgency era laws on media freedom, homophobic, anti weed and general conservative stuff.
>Compared to the West
Less expendable income
Slower internet, better than NZ though like who the hell charges US$30 for a mere 25Gb/month
Irrigation and disaster control system still needs work
Administration could use an update from working like its the 70's and restoring check and balance system.
Really could use their work culture and problem solving mindset. You can really see the difference in work culture of those working for German/Japanese overlords.
Rote learning really takes its toll on the graduates since they lack problem solving.
Horrific traffic fatalities and driving skills, we can have ISIS army running around and the traffic would still kill more people.
Wish we get public transport like 1st world countries, Japan probably had the best I ever experienced.

>>71071493
DELET NERD

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>>71069902
>>71070686
>>71070688
Geez guys, we are all little girls here, stop saying fu*k, that's too lewd. We should do more girly thing instead

>>71071579
But, but what about budi bahasa budaya kita?

>>71071644
NO. WE ARE XENOPHOBIC. Budi Bahasa Budaya Kita is only within the country, not for outsider.

>>71071466
Hmmph...how rude

>>71071803
hmmph, roastie

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>>71071615
O-Ok..

>>71071615
brisik lu kontol

>>71071876
I'm not. :^]

>>71071908
Roastie :3

(I am on my phone now)

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Makan dulu bang
>>>/mlp/29453237

>>71072022
>gtg
>still posting
Are you really you? Please make up your mine already. Yeesssh.

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>>71072013
You are :3

Little roastie

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>>71072086
I am not on my com now and my landlord is with me. You have to be patient :3

Silly roastie

Guys, we shouldn't promote our region to foreigners.
Even if we must do it, promote Malaysia instead.
DEATH TO BULE, AND FOREIGNERS.

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>>71071615
did you just assumed my gender?

>>71072157
Wanna see my penis?

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just realized it's over 1 am and im still awake

>>71072155
Fuck you betrayer, we should promote singapur instead. Bule not allowed here.

>>71072224
Yes:3

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>>71071908
good girl, come here let me hug you

>>71072304
No...you are not the Sakuraso chink anon >~<

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>>71072304
excuse me, what the heck are you doing. are you impersonating me? i don't look at people's penis

>>71072395
?????

>>71072405
You love penis and made your own dildo

Now be my dildoe

>>71071947
rude, no hug for you ꉂ `o´ )

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>>71072471
Can I see your boipucci? I hope it is not a roastie

>>71072434
You are always rude to me. I don't wanna show you

Maggi won

>>71072593
what?

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>>71072567
I'm not rude now. c:

Why fear of another race is racist not racephobia?

>>71072648
No (・Д・)ノ

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>>71072711
I'm waiting~

>>71072702
goway monaco

>>71072979
Baka >~<

I am having dinner now. I might post when I fap later on

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>>71072527
b-but I'm a girl, and I cannot show you my pussy till you marry me (⸝⸝⸝ ≧ㅿ＼⸝⸝⸝)/

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>>71073061
I marry you now. Lemme see your cute puffy pucci :3

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>>71073053
Ok~

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>>71071707
But Dr. M said the country can go up to 50million, we still have space for another 20 million outsiders since local growth is also going down like a rock.
Besides befriending and discussing with bule is fun since they provide you a different perspective.
Koreans, Germans, Japanese, Chinese, Kiwis just anything except Straya.

>>71073164
But first, I want to see your pucci

>>71073213
Still, just discuss at their country, not bringing them here. We are Xeno. We're full.

>>71073213
t. Lee Abdullah

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>>71073158
no, i don't wanna marry you, if you only after my body (-人-。)

>>71073483
t. Michael Simanjuntak Situmorang

>>71073620
t. Ahok bin Sinar Dodo

>>71073620
You are right. But what is wrong with that? Lust is the first step to love

>>71073777
t. Ahmad Kristian

>>71073904
t. Lucius Nainggolan Harahap

Are there mosquitoes in your cunt?

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>>71069204
>>71069285
>>71069675
>>71069849
>>71069894
>>71070318
>>71070574
>>71070587
>>71071615
>>71071908
>>71072104
>>71072157
>>71072232
>>71072335
>>71072405
>>71072527
>>71073061
>>71073158
You have activated my trap card

>>71074876
Yes, I hate those fuckers so much.

>>71075032
You would be recording as usual

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>>71074876
Yeah, can't go anywhere at night without body armour and fogging device or else you die.

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Hello where are the gf/ladyboys who want big strong american man?
I have arrived

>>71068756
I can speak for Malaysia
Life quality? With our currency, it's shit.
>safety
Meh, it's ok I guess. Once in awhile we get haze from indocunts, but it's all good cause we'll trash em in football if they're not facing another ban.

>Pollution
Meh. Indo gives in once in awhile but I guess we're ok. Floods tho.

>Civil Rights
non-existent. We're called a democracy, but we're fucking not. No rights for gays and trannies, malays are ushered above all else because they're the master race (they're not) etc. Shit topic.

>Development

We're ok, but if you go to other states you can see how they're not as developed. You could literally land in Kuala Lumpur, spend a day there, get a flight to like Kelantan for a few hours and boom,village.

Our food is great tho, just like all asian countries. we're ontop tho.

>>71078176
>malaybro
>not even malay
Every time

>>71078249
baka pls aku melayu ok, ic aku ssiap warna biru.

>>71078397
Haha cina babi

>>71078430
sampai hati :(

>>71078457
Celaka babi cina

Guys, I need help with my insomia.

>>71075096
>>71075237
We only have in summer and at spring

~awoo

Selamat pagi /asean/. How di I celebrate her birthday tomorrow?

Pertamax

>tfw no malay gf

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>>71087847
You will have cute Malay isteri, but only if you let me fuck your boipucci first

Moo ;~;

>>71067828
qtie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hWfbJb83sI

>>71087987
I can post it now

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cold day

>>71090049
Post what?

>>71091420
Oh, guess you changed your mind

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>>71091304

>>71091481
What are you talking aboot?

>>71087847
How often do you see SEA guys with a corean gf

>>71091817
nvm then silly roastie

>>71091866
never seen and heard about it, even exists?

>>71091874
What?

>>71091955
It seems you are not that anon. Sorry

But you must still pay for your rudeness. Bend over now

>>71091910
yeah it does,last night's episode of magpakailanman featured it

>>71091866
none.

>>71067828
why do you have to remove your trip whenever you create a new thread for yourself? you fucking weeb cuckwada faggot

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how's your sunday?

>>71092046
Moo ;_;

(__)
*---------(..)
..^^----^^\/

>>71092797
I had breakfast and already took a shit. I'd say it's going gr8

>>71093070
I just finished fapping :3

>>71092169
link?
>>71093070
cute

>>71092797
I'm in a hotel right now. Will check out in a while, though.

>>71092169
Maybe you meant MMK?

>>71093100
(_____)
(0__0)\
@@ ).. \ moo ;__;

>>71093157
Did u bang a gril

>>71093101
(_____)
(0__=)\
@@ ).. \

>>71093225
No. [spoiler]It's a five-star hotel.[/spoiler]

>>71093196
Wanna see my dick?

>>71093185
no it wasn't mmk

>>71093101
won't be on the net after a day or 2

(____)
(0..0)______/
@@) ' ; ; ; ; \
. .\ _______, /. .
. ./ / . . . . / / . .
' ^ ^ ' ' ' ' ' ^ ^ ' '

>>71093352
Yes

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>>71093460
MOO MOO MOTHERFUCKER

>>71093489
O-Ok 0///0

Get on discord now

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>>71093460
>>71093572
Why are you all so rude?

>>71093628
Create one please

>>71093672
(____)
(0..<)______/
@@) ' ; ; ; ; ; \
. .\ _______, /. . } }
. ./ / .( 8 )/ / . .&&
' ^ ^ ' ' ' ' ' ^ ^ ' ' * * *

>>71093685
WTF no! People can see and join in. Give me your name

>>71093768
... why so angry out of sudden..

>>71093833
Because everyone can come into my server and see.

Just gimme Discord tag now

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>>71093919

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>>71093941

>>71093891
Lembu Puteri #6669

>>71093891
(____)
(>..<)______/
@@) ' ; ; ; ; ; \ .{
. .\ _______, /. . }
. ./ / .( ! )/ / . .&
' ^ ^ ' ' ' ' ' ^ ^ ' ' * *

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>>71093967

>>71094029
>>71094012
Rude ;__:

>>71094091
(____ _____/ z z z
(_.._))' ; ; ; ; \
@@) _____,/
' ^ ^ ' ' ' ' ' ^ ^ ' '

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>>71094091
let me balance it out with a hug

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where have you gone?

>>71096301
shut the fuck up you asian spic

How is your progress on YGO! duel links lads?
I don't know why but most of my opponents in PvP are strong as fuck and they are from east asian countries (based on its username).

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>>71096381
say that to my face,putangina mo ulol gago paksyet madapaka ungas!

>>71096462
bayot

Is there an Asean discord?

>>71096415
>not playing shadowverse.

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>>71096508
pisti yawa sumbagun taka

>>71096537
It gets boring after a while, so no.

>>71097324
Spoken like a true cuck

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>>71097324

>>71097324
can someone translate the tagalog in that pic

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Who here plays WMMT?

>>71097713
the pleasure of being cummed inside

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>>71097713
>I love you so much,I want you to be the happiest

>even if it wasn't with us

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>>71097324
Who thought this was a good thing? This is just sad.

>>71097324
Seriously, that girl is too ugly for that man.
He can find way better girl than her, easily. Like memenose perhaps.

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Help me achieve siesta

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>>71097957
start by living away from the city

>>71097989
I already do it still sucks and noisy

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Why don't you tell me that rural Flip is this good?
You guys says that Cebu is full of crime & violence.

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>>71098060
sorry to hear that then
go listen to asmr or something

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>>71098083
Cebu city is full of crime and violence rural cebu is full of unreported crime and violence
ato ni bay!

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>>71097934
not trustable

>>71097933
trustable

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>>71098102
C-can I trust you, Ojou-chan?

>>71098083
rural areas also have cities

Rural places are not exempted to gut slicing and beheading tier crimes

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s6tpixGRa5
r8

>inb4 shit audio

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Why does Singapore never post here? I see Singaporeans on /int/ somewhat regularly.

>>71098587
there was a Singaporean Kateposter here once.

then he dissapeared to who-knows-where...

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>>71098188
o-okay then

>>71098199
no

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>>71098624
We all know what happened to the kateposter

>>71067828
It's tomorrow in Japan.

>>71098624
>>71098896
he killed himself, just like kate.

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>>71098989
>>71098896
Kateposter is not for bullying!

>>71098989
>>71098896
Story behind this? Any screencap?

>>71099198
it's too sad

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>>71087847
>malay
>not chinese

>>71099449
Other than religion, what's the difference?

my gf wants me to fly to malaysia to meet her, it'll cost 4krm. wat do?

>>71099562
Chinese people are white, I don't know why /pol/ refuses to acknowledge this.

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>>71099599
>Chinese people are white

Only Hong Kongers :^)

> I don't know why /pol/ refuses to acknowledge this.

Plenty of asian fetishists try to argue that over there.

>>71099599
>tfw 1/3 white
delet

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>>71099697
>1/3 ancestry

>>71099400
Come on, anon. Don't left me hanging.

>>71100072
Promise you won't cry?

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>>71099590
Half american half malaysian chinese will result in supreme gentleman.

>>71099639
embarassing desu
>le 20 people protest you have to take a picture of from low-angle

>>71100198
>CIDF is slowing down

Sad!

>>71100191
I don't plan on impregnating her until after she finishes college

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>>71100096
I promise/

Philippine lost control of the island in the last presidency under "US protection". Duterte simply realizes the truth, that is US never wanted Philippine to win, because if Philippine wins, Philippine will not be dependent on US anymore. so Philippine can never win, it must lost... and that is what happened during the pro-US administration. that is why he has to change.

the western media make Duterte out to be a hothead that abandon the US because of so disagreement. that is the propaganda against philippines. because the media cannot allow the people to know the truth, that is US never intended to help Philippines, that is why Duterte give up. after Duterte won before he took office he was ask about China and US. his reply back then already explain everything. that is if China can give him X, will US match China offer and give X? it basically hinting at the US to match China offer, US never took it seriously, and that is why they lost philippine.

to piss on the US and say if you not going to treat us as if we are worth competiting against China offers, then we just go to China.

prove me wrong aquino fags

>>71100761
*taps on calculator for a few seconds*

He's right!

>>71100826
r/theydidthemath

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>>71100761
We lost it earlier than Aquino
https://globalnation.inquirer.net/100728/what-did-erap-and-gma-promise-china

During Gloria and erap when they closed subic bay and officially kicked out the americans

Aquino tried to bring it back and salvage wants left by asking the americans to comeback but china and their plant dutdut had their way

>>71100761
If we win we would actually be more dependent on the USA economic wise since china will be mad and their sanctions towards the Davao oligarch bananas will continue
There's also japan and ASEAN
Its not just us at stake here

>malay
>isnt chinese
>brown

what do people think

>>71100761
All of these bullshit and not once questioning why china wants to steal our territory and resources in the first place.

So we don't have to rely on what kind of X they can give and plunge us more to debt

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Who is the middle girl? She is so cute

>>71101295
Foursome would happen if I am there

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>>71099639
True British patriots. Chinese colonist out. Remember the humiliation of '97. Make Qing dynasty opium again.

>>71099449
>>71099599
>chink
>human
>white
>>71099722

>>71101790
delet

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the hoi polloi, the proletariat, the peons, the plebians, the rank and file, the riffraff, the great unwashed, the mob, the little people, the proles

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>>71101994
Kriukk kriukk enak

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>>71097324
i prefer the one getting cucked

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>>71103334

>>71097324
Literally flipbong

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>>71100761
This is nonsense

And look at happened now that we lose or at least give up the fight and duterte won we are more dependent on what kind of "X" china has to offer now
We have to make sure they are happy and we chose thier bribe or else they will attack again.

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>>71100761
>The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions… but by iron and blood.
LP's sabre-rattling was preparation for US war with the commies. The Amerifatso was already intensifying military exercises, joint patrols, the pivot to Asia and the TPP or modern day Anaconda Plan. The Amerifatso were just waiting for the election for a fresh mandate, but obviously Trump won, which threw a wrench into the plans.

>>71091866
Fil-am friend used to have a korean gf. Told me they were batshit crazy jealous and pretty innocent when it comes to sex.

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>>71097324
>>71097934
Literally a cuck.

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Instead of pagpag, will flip eat doggos when the mainland chink successfully brought that recipe to them?

>>71104769
I wonder what he felt while posting it.

>>71104828
Let's ask this to flipbong

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>be average me
>met my crush today
>had small talk
>ask her out for a date 2be my valentine
>she said YES
>in 2 days im gonna take her to pavillion to watch lego batman
>mfw just the 2 of us
im in the game lads. Wish me Luck!

>>71105078
Valentines day is haram

>>71105078
I hope your date will be failure, you fucking normalfags.

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>>71105078
>tfw me and my friends are going to Chinese restaurant on Valentines Day, so no man will be alone
I'm still going to ask my crush tomorrow, if she still wants to eat out

>>71105174
>Valentines day is haram

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>>71105276
>>71105078

JUST ;_;

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>>71105078
>He got his love
Off yourself, normalfag. You're not one of us anymore.

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>>71105352
Get your friends to come out and eat in a Chinese restaurant and send us your food pics, I'll do the same XD

Currently the Chinese restaurant expedition force consists of:
>be me average Joe
>handsome af half-Malay half-white friend that can't into serious relationships
>a friend who was dumped in December
>an autistic guy that just happens to live in my friend's flat

I hope they have Valentines day offer for single people

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>>71105538
Ya, they have offer

Offer you a gun to shoot yourself, virgin

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>>71105894
m8...

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My valentine fap, rate.

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Tfw gonna spend valentine's day at review school and probably at some coffee shop alone with my textbooks hahahahahahhahahahahaha

>>71105538
So uhh....can I join?

>>71106217
spending it alone at a jollibee eating a champ and large fries

>>71106843
Eito, what is a champ?

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>>71106346
No.

I'm so jealous of all of you

>>71106843
>>71106217
>eating at Jollibee
this

>>71106956
Maybe you can be my valentine :3

>>71106933
;-(

>>71106926
Jollibee Bigmac

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My balls are so empty but my dick is still hard from viagra
Hnnnnnnnnnnnngh

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Moooo

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>>71105078
You win if you can get away with seks

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>>71107401
get it checked out

>>71107595
I will rape you

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>>71107670
its 10
all clinic are closed

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>>71107724
Daily reminder this is Malay-chan

>>71107401
Malay-chan confirmed to be middle aged and can't get his dick up

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>>71107818
flipbong confirmed cuck who can only get up when his crush is fucking a black guy

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>>71107905
Devilish

>>71107758
why she looks chink?

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>>71107724
sleeping on your chest is the best sleeping position,how are you gonna do it now?

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>>71107931
You will be my valentinr's gf now

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>>71108064

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>>71107818
erect that last 4-6 hour > erect that last after 2-3 shots

>>71107758
even my skin arent that yellow-white

>>71107969
thanks qt
i will be sleeping now qt chuu~

>>71108078
More like yeah :3

My dear

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>>71107969
i thought sleeping on my tummy is the best position to sleep with hardon
now its more painful

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Good for you guys having plans on Valentines Day. I'll stay here and lurk the thread.

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>>71108277

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>>71108333
put ice,maybe it will shrink

>>71108433
-put ice in your mouth-

>>71107969
>>71108333
Sleeping on the side is the evolutionary way of sleeping, you dumb weeaboos

>>71108397
F-Fine go find someone else then

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>>71108534

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>>71108500
I don't tell you how to live your life

>>71108459
but it's already so cold

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>>71108571
>>71108500

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>>71108601
still, it will help my cock reduce its swell
you gonna help me right?

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>>71108634
will this last all night?

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>>71108773
we shall see
now open your mouth qt

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>>71108816
how long?

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>>71107716
But i'm not a cow.

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>>71109007
until it goes down
-push it inside-

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>>71109042
you're so lewd. you already exploded many times today

these fucking erpers are so lazy they keep reusing the same hentai image everytime they erp i dont even find it entertaining anymore
baka my head

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>>71109244
apparently not inside you
-goes all the way in and hits the back of your throat-

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>>71109292
>>71109325
>>71109244
>>71109042
>>71109036
>>71109007
>>71108816
>>71108773
>>71108634
>>71108602
>>71108601
Sila meninggal

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>>71109292
Dont be shy to ask for fap material

>>71109362
I too am afraid of the mananaggal

Hmm, never expected this general to be so "anime", reminds me of the polish thread.

>>71109561
We are beyond saving, leave while you still can.

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>>71109325
I'm having flashbacks of the time I almost died chocking on a hotdog. ended up not ordering another king sized for years