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Dixie edition
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>>71057533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taUqt_E0aOs
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Crush is acting super weird
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>>71057580
vapid whores
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>>71057544
Now that the dust has settled, /brit/'s opinion on the break up of the Beatles?

I'm still incensed, t b h.
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>>71057580
>Adam & Joe

'Reddit' before Reddit came into existence.
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Who here can say they did not cry for the ruins of /brit/ at the hands of the Yankish invaders?
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>>71057584
ahh yes the ol' 'net crush
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chess

https://lichess.org/czrFsmhX
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>>71057607
> when /brit/ loads back up quickly so I'm not stuck in a dark room with my loneliness and the fact that existence is utterly meaningless and ephemeral and there is nothing after we die and it utterly terrifies me and I'm probably not going to live very long to begin with because of my poor health
Man, that is a smooth, smooth rub. Too smooth.

Keep it coming.
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I was there at the first trickle of American posts. How vain our attempt! How little our efforts. All stemmed from our sheer naivety, buckled under a shell of jolly distraction. O weep not for ruin but for ones inaction in time of need!
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>I live with friends
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>>71057685
Are we talking like homosexuals now?

I didn't get this memo.
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But I say, here and now, that so long as I breath and post that I shall never, never, never walk their stride. That so long as memory serves me I will live as I did before the great fall of /brit/. That my life be if anything an anchor to their changing of tides!
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NO GF NO GF NO GF NO GF FUCK UFCK FUCK FUVK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO GF NO GF NO GF FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKFK FUUUUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>>71057684
>existence is utterly meaningless and ephemeral
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>>71057714
But another show of tasteless barbarity
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i think microsoft made a mistake by planning to release scorpio only a year after the xbone s
i would have gotten an s no hesitation if not for scorpio looming
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why white is related to "good" "divine" whereas black is related to "bad" "vulgar"?
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work in a call centre and some cunt i spoke to yesterday made me really reevaluate my shitty life, felt like shit every since
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>>71057745
Piss off, antipodian yank.
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>>71057759
What did he say? Did you call him unsolicited or did he call to complain?
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>>71057758
Light is good, because then you can see; i.e., you're informed: i.e., all is apparent, nothing is hidden, i.e., innocence because nothing is obscured.

Black is the darkness, which keeps you ignorant, hides from you, it works against you and your endeavour.
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>>71057789
it was some woman. she said things along the lines of "you're a young sounding lad working in a call centre, your job is shit and you will probably be stuck in minimum wage jobs for the rest of your life"
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>>71057816
Did you call her a yank and tell her to kys?
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>>71057816
Follow my instruction, I can help you but you have to do as I say. Gonna type out a visualisation exercise for you in my next post...
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What's the most devilish thing you lads do
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>>71057836
wasnt really sure how to respond so i just kept saying "alright" and "ok" whenever she roasted me

im fucking pathetic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvPno57V-4o


BASED milo
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>>71057849
once wanked in the cold room at work
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met up with a paki from tinder last night and she wanked me off

not sure how to feel about this
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>>71057849
Call /brit/ posters yanks and tell them to kys.
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>>71057894
Good lad, was she fit
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so is current programming knowledge going to become obsolete when we have quantum computers?
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hid a post almost instantaneously
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still waiting for that visualisation exercise
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>>71057909

5-6/10 depending on how horny you are
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made a cup of tea
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Thoughts on the Scouse?
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>>71057861
YASSSS QUEEN
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>>71057731
3 days till Valentine's kiddo, tick tock
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Hoping that in my lifetime either everyone learns English or translation technology gets good enough I can understand everyone
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Hmm
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>>71057840
>get comfy and close your eyes
>see yourself in an empty cinema, sitting front row, centre
>on the screen is you, at the time when you were most affected by that woman's words
>as you look up at yourself feeling those things, the picture starts to slowly fade and distort
>the image shrinks down to a dot, which disappears
>the lights come up in the cinema, you get up and walk out
Repeat as necessary. Here's another one to use when thoughts of that woman return:

>close your eyes
>visualise that woman's entire interaction with you and all of your thoughts about it as one single blob of thoughts in your mind
>fill your mind with white noise, like a tv tuned between stations, so that the blob is blocked out
>when you let the white noise fade, the blob is smaller, further away
>fill your mind with white noise again
>when it fades, blob is even smaller and further away
>repeat until blob is gone

I hope this helps.
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>>71057936

why all of a sudden?
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wanked 4 times on thursday and friday and i'm still horny as fuck
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>>71057958
Kys, yank.
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>Belfast child rapist jailed for 10 months

bush dodgers only getting a slap on the wrist smdh
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>>71057915
>programming

No. Certain aspects of theoretical computer science MAY become irrelevant but the only algorithms found to be more efficient when run on quantam computers are fairly niche at the moment. We're a very long way off real quantam computing.
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>>71057959
They wanted some more attention for the 96,000,000 after the trial ended and it isn't in the news
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>>71057955
>21
grim
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>>71057966
>yank
You went after that scotch then? Good lad.
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>>71057656
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Mad that scousers literally treat Hillsborough like it's the Holocaust

If scousers hated Muslims as much after terrorist attacks as they hate the sun and south Yorkshire Police after Hillsborough there'd be none left
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just been jailed for 10 months lads
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>>71058041
Are you roadman?
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>>71058041
I've had shits that lasted longer than that
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techquickie is a good channel desu
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>>71058041
If you didn't tell the judge you can do 10 months spinning on your cock then nobody in that lock up will respect you.
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Good morning

>>71057580
Based Woowee
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>>71058041
> He hasn't been to an international maximum security prison without a trial for as long as it takes his little Molly to become a woman
The absolute state of you.
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>banning a newspaper over an article published nearly 30 years ago

the british are literally man children
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>>71058115
scouse are not british
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Exactly the sort of person to get ignored by girls all throughout my 20s, focus on my career and become very successful, and then some girl will reach the age of 34 and realise that she can't just get laid whenever she wants anymore and she has no real career so she'll find some mug like me to settle for even though she doesn't really like me at all, and all the money I've been saving up for myself will quickly be diverted to buy a medium-sized house kitted out with shit we don't need for our stupid middle-class kids that she will probably give stupid names.
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ANIME girls wearing APRONS
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>>71058115
>scousers
>representative of the british
THIS is the scouser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STIvNjWobzA
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>>71058138
i bet you're that pommy runt living in Victoria trying to differentiate his own kind from identical pommy runts with slightly different accents

hilarious
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>>71058161
got any pooing in a nappy
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>>71058138
good post bruce
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>>71057591
Tbh it is better they broke up when they did, how many more truly great albums did they have in them? Judging by their respective solo work they could have done another 2 desu
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jus woke up
wats good
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>>71058155
At least cheat on her with younger, impressionable girls out of spite.
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>>71058175
No you fricking weirdo
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>>71058206
>fricking
Who's a weirdo?
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>>71058195
Me too, still in bed haha
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>>71058195
>>71058221
go back to sleep
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>>71058221
haha what are you like haha
at least i did my hygiene and prepared brekkie
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>>71058234
Cela c'est vrai correctement ça? Ouai.
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>>71057861

looking forward to his book
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>>71058234
good on you lad haha
like to take it slow in the morning
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Even though I'm hungover and made a lot of mistakes, still managed to pull through a draw hahahahahah. Yanks btfo.
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>>71057936
>The S*n

imagine being this pathetic 30 years later

it's like calling IS 'daesh' or so-called islamic state
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first ever true stalemate
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>>71058200
Yeah I probably will end up being unfaithful, probably with hookers though because by that time I'll be balding and bitter.
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Melatonin is mental lads

last night's dream was a huge party in a pool in a mansion where I was just motoring down fat doobs and chatting to fit birds, had a great time

shagged 2 birds later and sucked milk out their tits, woke up in a pool of cum and sweat

mad ting
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>>71058272
you should've had an easy checkmate la you were in control the whole time

the victory is mine
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>>71058280
That's what my plan was honestly, surprised you didn't see it, you should have cleared room for me to move.
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Leftists don't care about the rotherham 1400 because they were all working class and white - the people leftists despise the most
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Hey brit bros, could some of you answer a question for me?

Why is your country so shit?
>ugly women
>horrible teeth
>shit tier/ nonexistent cuisine
>muslims literally everywhere

Why do you guys still live there? Why not just move somewhere better?
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>>71058296
it's DMT that causes dreams
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>>71058284
L'anglais fabriqué les plus mal pays de la monde et les trop malheur merde dans la chapeau du artique.
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>>71058296
Where's a good place to buy it? I'm into lucid dreaming but my dreams aren't as vivid as I'd like.
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>>71058312
>dreams don't happen without DMT

um okay sweaty :) x
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>>71058297
>the victory is mine
Not on time nor control of the board 90% of the time. Would've beaten you if I wasn't hungover and then just rushed through the moves without caring.
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>>71058299
why did you fuck up so badly?
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>>71058310
It's not that shit
>>ugly women
I'm gay
>>horrible teeth
meme
>>shit tier/ nonexistent cuisine
meme
>>muslims literally everywhere
only in London and depressing northern shitholes
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>>71058320
ça veut rien dire ce que tu nous raconte là
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>pinch my nose while i sneeze
>my bollocks explode
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>>71058326
https://labdoor.com/rankings/melatonin

personally prefer lower doses for sleep, but do your research on what you'd prefer
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>>71058334
mate you had me dead to rights when i fucked up and you took my queen

should've had me within a few moves of that
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Is Southend a comfy town?
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>>71058337

>only in London and depressing northern shitholes

so everywhere then?
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>>71058310
You can post in /brit/ when your country contributes something to the world better than cuckoo clocks and banking loopholes.
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>>71058320
>>71058341
Literally didn't understand a word of any of that nonsense lads, are you still drunk haha?
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what should i eat for lunch lads

gonna have oats + milk + whey for brekkie

gonna have chicken adn rice and veg for dindin

thinking some sort of fish dish for lunch.
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>>71058346
Nice one, I'll be looking into this.
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>>71058195
Liverpool - Tottenham today, that's what's good.
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>>71058364
Why don't you eat another dick?
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>>71058352
Not really, it's a shit seaside town in Essex, filled with TOWIE types.
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>>71058326
>>71058346
can you not buy melatonin at a pharmacy or grocery store? you can here

>>71058330
your pineal gland secrets DMT when you sleep
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>>71058372
Fuck off Australian shit
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>Here is a decent, ordinary fellow Englishman, who in broad daylight in my own town says to me, his Member of Parliament, that the country will not be worth living in for his children. I simply do not have the right to shrug my shoulders and think about something else. What he is saying, thousands and hundreds of thousands are saying and thinking – not throughout Great Britain, perhaps, but in the areas that are already undergoing the total transformation to which there is no parallel in a thousand years of English history. We must be mad, literally mad, as a nation to be permitting the annual inflow of some 50,000 dependents, who are for the most part the material of the future growth of the immigrant descended population. It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre. So insane are we that we actually permit unmarried persons to immigrate for the purpose of founding a family with spouses and fiancées whom they have never seen.
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>>71058356
Their chocolate is top tier, and so are their euthanasia clinics.
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>>71058376
simply eric
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>>71058356
that's a yank actually
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>>71058336
Told you I was hungover. Just makes it hard to pay attention to what I was doing.
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>>71058383
heard some chav say to an old lady on the bus 'enoch was right'
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WHERE is the internet
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>>71057936

professional victims
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>>71058379
Fuck off paki
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>>71058372
hmmm yes
might watch alaves - barcelona instead
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>>71058356
that's yourman
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>>71058278

>it's like calling IS 'daesh' or so-called islamic state

like our taxpayer funded broadcaster?
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Been sick since wednesday, body is achy all over, can't eat without spewing up, keep falling asleep for hours, throat is sore af and when i cock my ribs and back hurt hahaah i just want to feel normal ahaha
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going to have (4) egg fried rice for lunch methinks.

i'll put the chicken in a pita bread or something
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>there are people that still think the allies couldn't take on the ussr after the fall of nazi germany
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Just a coincidence that Liverpool fans caused the two worst crushes of the 80s
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>>71058472
we should've taken the fight to the Soviets like Churchill wanted to
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>>71058472
on /his/ are we
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>>71058450
sounds like the ol' 'za

should've gotten the vaccine desu
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>>71058381
yes, I sent him labdoor to see which ones are the highest rated, you can buy it over the counter here

there is no proof that your your pineal gland secretes DMT it secretes seratonin and melatonin but not DMT as a compound (that we know of)
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Woke up at 5am felt like my heart was about to leave my chest

Is it possible to have an anxiety attack in your sleep?
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Autism is the opposite of dyslexia
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>>71058446
exactly
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for a day where the temperature hit 37 it didn't feel all that hot
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>>71058442
Acceptable choice
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>>71058383
> in the areas that are already undergoing the total transformation to which there is no parallel in a thousand years of English history.
Anglo-Saxon invasion? Roman conquest and colonisation? Nordic raids?

I guess their skin wasn't dark enough to count. It's the dark-skinned English-speaking legal immigrants from within your own Empire that are more egrigous than literal conquerors and invaders that made you slaves and plundered your land.

That Enoch, amirite?
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>>71058472
would have been absolutely devilish

wouldn't fancy fighting in Russia Tbh, you're at an immediate disadvantage coming from the west
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>people that think california would be better off as its own country
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actually nah what's the point of eating egg fried rice without chicken.

really in a dilemma here.
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>>71058472
Have you listened to the latest Hardcore History?

Cold war was pretty hardcore.
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>>71058554
>tfw -22
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>>71058570
horrendous post
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>>71058530
*shits on your chest*

How is it feeling now?
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reckon the german POWs in british and american camps would've joined the fight against the ussr if we gave them the opportunity by establishing german units within the british and american armies
also the vichy army could've been used in the fight

also could've gotten the chinese on board t b h
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>>71058580
Egg and chicken in the same dish is not kosher.

Not saying you shouldn't do it, just making conversation.
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my biggest fear is having acid thrown in my face
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>>71058591
that's not in a major city is it
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>>71058518
>there is no proof that your your pineal gland secretes DMT

Joe Rogan disagrees
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>>71058570
You know things are bad when immigration is defended by invoking violent and unwanted foreign invasions.
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>>71058627
if you told Joe Rogan his name was actually Joel with enough conviction he'd believe you
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>hell in a cell was 19 years ago
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>>71058609
don't care about jewish conventions.

I'm thinking about lentil soup instead.
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>>71058648
Jamie can we pull up my birth certificate
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>>71057977
Why grim mate
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>>71058618
No, and i lied

>-22 feels like -31
>6km/h wind
>70% humidity

help
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lol imagine thinking joe rogan is a reliable source
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Bindi Irwin is a goddess t b h
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Gonna have a bowel of bran flakes, a mug of Earl Grey (hot), and a cheeky play of Morrowind.
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>>71058611
Mate of mine was at secnodary school in chemistry doing acids and stuff. The teacher was going on about this clear liquid they were using being seriously bad acid and would burn your eyes out, one drop could blind someone.

Out of nowhere one of the bad lads threw a beaker full of acid in my mate's face. He froze, eyes closed but feeling the liquid searing his eyeballs, and realised, in a state of shock, that he would be blind for his entire life. He told me he was strangely calm in that moment, more surprised at the sudden unpredictable twist his life had just taken, than angry or scared.

The cheeky cunt who threw the "acid" was laughing too hard to explain that it had just been a beaker of water. It was just a prank bro.
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>>71058706
phwoar lets see how she handles my snake eh
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>>71058656
If that went wrong he could have gotten himself seriously fucked up
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>>71058656
>"That's it, he's dead."
those memories
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>>71058706
you can have the half-yank fatso
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>>71058696
mate i bought his kettle bells and started taking alpha brain and now i am the ubermensch
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>>71058598
Call me a fool, but I think Mr.Powell, despite his impressive academic achievements, was whipping up hysteria, and that type of hyperbole is the prime example.

Britain was not undergoing unprecedented change just because of a few legal West and East Indian immigrants, which then were such a miniscule minority.

Britain has been invaded and conquered by foreigners in the past; they can in boats as militias, to enslave and loot the Britons.

The entire far-right scare is hysteria.

Globalisation can be peaceful and smooth, or resisted and painful, but now that we're interconnected, we can't go back to the days when a person in Ceylon only knew his backyard.
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>>71058723
Reminds me of the time we had a texan substitute teacher and we spat in her water bottle when she went to the printer then she drank it

We were some cheeky cunts
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>>71058751
can't wait until there isn't a single white face on this earth
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Whether or not you will be autistic is determined, at the latest, 40 days into the pregnancy.
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>>71058723
They don't allow anything properly dangerous to be used in schools. Unless the teacher was breaking the law
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>>71058763
Out of order.
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might looking into private trackers if nbn gives me gud speeds
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>>71058390
how did you know
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>>71058734
She's not fat shes built how a woman should be
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>>71058779
Fuck that, the kid I sat next to got stabbed with sharpened pencils all the time, don't tell me they didn't have anything dangerous at school, I've seen the blood.
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>>71058783
We locked Miss. Acton in a cupboard. She was in their for 4 hours. She never found out who locked her (Me and Beano)
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>>71058337
>shit tier cuisine is a meme

name 3 (three) good dishes from bongland.

Fish n Chips doesnt count.
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>>71058803
She is fat
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>>71058773
Inshallah.
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>>71058816
One of my mates went to an all-boys school (we called it Poofter's Paradise) and he told me they had a female substitute teacher that cried when she couldn't control the class. Everyone laughed at her.

The next time she showed up the whole class just chanted "CRY CRY CRY CRY" at her until she ran out crying. Savages at that school.
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Millennials are struggling at work because their parents give them medals for coming last
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>>71058751
Call you cuck instead.
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>>71058356
>mfw ETH Zurich has made more contributions to science than all british universities combined
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>>71058751
You're one of the ethnic Canadian posters aren't you?

Any white man can see that unchecked immigration of browns and blacks will spell the end of the white race
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>>71058791
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>>71058827
Beef Wellington

Sunday Roast

Chicken Tikka Masala
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>>71058871
Is that the science of hiding money from Interpol?
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See these girls?

They're all fascists
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>>71058834
She's thicc not fat
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>>71058827
Curry
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>>71058898
don't think lily allen is tbqh
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>hitler is the worst human in history
where did this meme start?
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>>71058898
>girls
Disgusting.
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>>71058905
I don't think you understand what 'thicc' is
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>>71058898
How are they fascists?

Better question: is that Lily Allen's nipples?
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>>71058880
thank you for proving my point.

beef wellington is objectively shit

sunday roast is literally just a bunch of shit a child could throw together

>chicken tikka masala
>g-guys indian food is ours!!!

pathetic.
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>>71058827
jellied eels
stargazy pie
spotted dick
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>>71058926
the you know who's
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>>71058898
Beth ain't no fash.
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>>71058926
We are living in a time where people still remember him. That's not surprising.
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>>71058947
>How are they fascists?
They want to abolish democracy and have a strong man leader that leads out race to a brilliant bright new future.
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want brown people removed from europe

they can go and have their battles with each other in the desert or jungle, we don't need them here
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>>71058963
dont reckon you know what fascism is
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>>71058965
Soon they will be

We're already getting started on that problem here and doing so in Europe would be even more popular as it is the homeland of whites
>>
eating muesli


no you can't have any
>>
>go on holiday to eastern europe
>unironically see a guy that literally looks the exact same as this
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>>71059003
As if I want muesli when I've got marmalade on toast.
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>>71058955
absolutely disgusting
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fascism = racism + power
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>when you sit watching an ebay listing and gazump the highest bidder 5 seconds before the auction ends
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need an IDF gf
>>
gazump
VERB
British
informal
Make a higher offer for a house than (someone whose offer has already been accepted by the seller) and thus succeed in acquiring the property:
‘the trio are fuming after they were gazumped by a property speculator’
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>>71058926
when hollywood became the source of most media
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>>71059041
Will be getting one when I go on my Birthright Israel trip
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thank you for proving my point.

beef wellington is objectively shit

sunday roast is literally just a bunch of shit a child could throw together

>chicken tikka masala
>g-guys indian food is ours!!!

pathetic.
>>
>>71059058
>>71059034
this is the same poster
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>>71059041
one on the far right and far left are grim
>>
I reckon there should be more gender segregated schools. I don't think this is actually very controversial anymore. It's quite clear that boys and girls learn in different ways and so they should be taught in different ways.
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>>71059013
Did he also have one brown eye and one blue eye?
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>>71058926
dem muhfuckin jews be keepin the Aryan man down
>>
racial holy war
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I heard /brit/ likes beer.
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rate the current gf
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had a cheeky wank tbqh x
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>>71059100
I'm a recovering alcoholic, please don't post beer.
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>>71059100
*sips 330ml bud light*

LETS GET WAAAAAAAAAASTED
>>
>>71059094
didn't stare into his eyes lad
just saw his face profile
>>
>>71059100
no

/brit/ is a halal general
>>
>Living in Wales when the rugby's on

Someone help me. Come Monday I'm going to have to sit through an hour of people talking about it at lunch.
>>
>>71059103
TMI
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>>71059101
hot but might fuck you over and take all the money since she's actually quite psychotic
>>
>>71059079
those kids have a higher degree of poor social skills
also there are times when qt girls is the only way to get through the day
>>
>>71059100

DUDE I'm drinking a sixer tonight
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>>71059127
it was to your mum x
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>>71059140
my mum's dead mate
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>>71058827
>>
>>71059129
ACHTUNG UBERDANGER SCHTUKAFLEEGA
>>
early morning gooning
>>
>>71059130
know an english lad from another general who bummed an 11yo lad when he was 14 cause they went to a boys only school

swears he's not gay though and it was just situational
lack of girls around and whatnot
>>
any good books on evolutionary psychology
>>
>>71059146
ye cause i rattled her so hard x
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>>71059167
yeah
>>
>>71058827
modern curry
cornish pasty
yorkshire puddings
>>
>>71058827
>Fish n Chips doesnt count.
What not?
>>
when the switch flops will nintendo do the right thing and just make games and not hardware instead
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>>71059101
pretty nice
rate mine
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>>71059146

sorry for your lost
>>
>>71059167
Not in Our Genes: Biology, Ideology and Human Nature
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>>71059168
murderer
>>
well good morning
>>
>>71059187
FAS fatcunt

pfm/10
>>
>>71059184
Just made the smokerfags reach for a fag. lol

They're so WEAK!
>>
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>>71059181
Nintendo has more fanboys than any other vidya company

Their consoles are always financial winners
>>
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haven't made any headway on /chileangf17/
>>
>>71059130
Segregated schools could be located near each other. That way the groups can still interact.

I also think that with modern social media, this will be less of a problem.
>>
>>71059207
pot calling kettle
>>
>>71059216
ahh yes more anti white agitprop
>>
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rate the ex
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*sways into /brit/*
https://youtu.be/0JPnR7C8mZQ?t=120
>>
>>71059216
don't understand why the alt-autism is getting so riled up about this. do they do no research?
>>
>>71059181
>naming your console after a child's word for piss
What were they thinking? I thought it was a joke when I first heard.

In other news, "trump" is another word for fart.
>>
>>71059216
What is this show actually about?

Something to do with yanks I'm guessing.
>>
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>>71059238
>>
>>71059248
They love to get triggered
>>
>>71059244
>white people fuck

well of course they do!
>>
>>71059251
ive never heard of wee being called switch
>>
don't understand economics
>>
>>71058827
Haggis
Steak & Ale Pie
Lamb Roast
>>
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>be british
>wakeup to the 5th bong of my small ben
>mom made diblly slop soup for breakfast
>she gives me my toast sandwich for lunch
>get to school
>its muhammed again
>thought he said we were done, but spread my buttcheeks and take it anyway
>meet up with gf, shes still wearing that scarf thing
>we go to class
>wow, another lesson about the values of islam
>finally lunchtime
>take a nice bite out of my toast sandwich
>hear crack
>its my tooth, actually hung in there longer than expected
>remember that we have no dentists, so i keep eating
>finish sandwich and finally get home
>just in time for our national team to lose to albania 0-4
>finally retire to 4chan an brag about the anglosphere to all the other better, more relevant, more powerful countries
>feels good to be british
>>
>go to Turkey on holiday with the lads
>use tinder
>match with Anzu
>...
>end up fucking her with a mate

Lmao can't wait to go back there :')
>>
>>71059252
>Samantha White is a bi-racial film production major at the fictional Winchester University, a prestigious and predominantly white school. With her sharp tongued and witty radio show ''Dear White People'' and her self-published book, ''Ebony and Ivy'', Sam causes a stir among the administration and student body alike, criticizing white people and the racist transgressions at Winchester.
>>
>>71059281
doing a leftward shift on the aggregate demand curve to this post
>>
>>71059281
t. libertarian
>>
>>71059286
>mom

stopped reading right there
>>
>>71059281
supply and demand
buy low sell high

there you go la you're all set now x
>>
>>71059253
could literally heem you right now for insulting my gf
>>
Anybody like quince jam?
>>
>>71059286
>swiss "culture" is chocolate, suicide and a mish-mash of german and french

mm yes very impressive
>>
>>71059317
i understand basic economics, it's autistic shit like this >>71059295 that confuses me
>>
>>71059328
it's CEO of Mick'd
>>
>>71059252
the film explores racial identity in an American university after a fraternity throw a black face party (which happened IRL too)
>>
>>71059336
doing a rightward shift on the aggregate supply curve to this post
>>
>>71059342
dire excuse for a life that lad's got

banter with all the strength of an anaemic child with polio
>>
>>71059336
watch some kahn academy shite about it it doesn't require any prerequisite knowledge to understand
>>
>>71059286
>finally retire to 4chan an brag about the anglosphere to all the other better, more relevant, more powerful countries
>better, more relevant, more powerful countries
>better
>more relevant
>more powerful
Like Switzerland?
>>
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>>71059268
Now that the dust has settled, /brit/'s opinion on racial diversity/mixing?
>>
>>71059281

grab a phone look at the screens snort coke and shout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtc58sTsTpE
>>
>>71059328
>best banks in the world
>top tier cuisine, including amazing chocolate, cheese, and bakeries
>beautiful swiss women
>comfy mountains
>best standard of living in the world
>>
Just how good is N'Golo Kante?
>>
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>>71059374
yes
>>
>>71059401
dont rate him
>>
> american explaining free market economics
> brits arguing their cultural superiority
> canadian going on about racial diversity
This is almost like the UN.
>>
is etihad a decent airline?

i've never flown any of the rasheed airlines but i heard emirates is nice
>>
Lads and ladettes

>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>
gonna make cookies lads how do i know when there ready
>>
>>71059336
aggregate supply is the total supply of goods/services in an economy, short run aggregate supply means the total PLANNED output of goods and services in the economy, assuming that productivity factors (like wages and technological advancements) are held constant

a left shift in the short run means aggregate supply contracts because of changes in business costs. So if the national minimum wage increases, aggregate supply may shift to the left because its now more expensive to produce goods and services

can anyone tell me if I'm right? that's a-level knowledge from years back
>>
>>71059450
doing a leftward shift in the short run Phillips curve to this post
>>
If your flag has no blue in it, you're not welcome on /brit/. Please leave immediately. Thank you.
>>
>>71059467
tl;dr, and frankly i'm regretting even opening the subject in the first place
>>
Did anyone watch the big bang theory unaired pilot?
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-SOlcxKAXcJKlXC19sZXS3tEPgZeMr5I
Most terrifying thing I've seen.
>>
>>71059457

it's alright. i did prefer emirates but that might be because i was on A380s with them, which are a bit comfier than 777s
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>>71059487
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>>71059467
Ignore this bourgeois sermon.

Pic related is the only thing you need to know about economics.
>>
>>71059505
>>71059505
>>71059505
>>71059505


NEW
>>
>>71059491
as costs of production increase, planned economy output decreases
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>>71059392
>be swiss
>wake up to your ugly inbred women
>go eat some shitty chocolate
>it's haram, get hands cut off.
>take bike to work, too poor to afford car
>too much of a runt to ride it up a mountain so phone ahmed and tell him you cant come.
>get fired
>have to suck dick to buy your shitty chocolate
>>
>>71059493
i flew this past weekend (domestic flight) and was on mcdonnell douglas 88s and 90s which are due to be phased out of service this year i believe

soon there will be nothing but boeing and airbus for everything but commuter flights
>>
>>71059523
stfu
>>
>>71059287
>her
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>>71059248
No matter the content, a "Dear Black People" would never see the light of day or be immediately buried for racism. And this is yet another praised addition to the anti white rhetoric, the demographic that gave all the ungrateful whiny minorities the means to spit in whitey's face. Whites aren't the problem, blacks are.
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