/brit/

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>>71055246
> Canadophobia
SHAKING

op pic ruined my so called mood

>>71055246
This is my life but the difference is i actually like it

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emily

>>71055264
Get a fucking life Nova

>>71055265
>lying to yourself

>>71055246
fuck me finally got power back
black out right at the peak of a 46 degree day is hell lads

>>71055246
Wish this were still my life

Wageslavery should be illegal

>>71055271
not him.

>>71055246
>>71055271
>>71055274
have you ever seen a grizzly bear?

>>71055293
you sure act like him

>>71055246
my life but swap a.m. and p.m on each

>>71055274
>Wagey butthurt about NEETS not being depressed

many such cases. sad!

>>71055306
two of those were me aha

business idea: white roads

The Smashing Pumpkins

thinking about turning to a life of crime

not even for the money, just because i like crime

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>>71055246
>implying I even bother taking a shower

I'll be anyone in this thread's gf/bf, your choice

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have gotten 8 (you)s already in this thread

dance monkeys

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>tfw all my masculine archetypes are completely out of balance

>>71055293
Then don't act like a lil BITCH

>>71055306
Brown bear irl
Maybe a grizzley in the zoo?

Pearl Jam

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Just nicked some of my flatmates food

>>71055359
more like

poop jam

two story houses SUCK
I can't easily put shit on the outside of my windows to stop the heat

>>71055341
wouldnt a cool shower be nice?

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>british "men"

>>71055360
Better have you reported to MI6 for that act of international villainy.

>>71055356
i know black bears are pussies and grizzly bears are dicks, what are brown bears like?

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>>71055360

>>71055390
Try going from a shower to intense heat

>>71055356
The closest I ever got to a bear was when I kissed your dad

>>71055412
>i know black bears are pussies
LOL
so says loads of people who've been mauled or eaten by them

>>71055418
get ac you povvo bogan cunt

>>71055418
Cool shower then sit in front of a fan and sip ice water.

>>71055414
>tipping your local police
fucking americans

>>71055427
don't think you're correct mate

>>71055438
I have them all over the place around town
idiots come around thinking they're big teddies and get killed or have their faces ripped off.

>>71055412
Those niggas try to go through the big boxes around your trash cans
If they break in they leave shit all over and bail at any loud noise

>>71055422
Nice
*hi5*

>>71055435
>fbi
>local

learn to use words nigger

>>71055330
you sound like someone who would get instantly arrested

>>71055454
if someone is retarded enough to think that bears are teddies then they can get the fuck out of my gene pool

wouldn't be surprised if teddy bears were invented by darwin himself

we should exterminate the abos

>>71055495
hat

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>71055457
hey this is a racism free zone pal

1-2-3-4 hi-5

Getting dental work this weekend. Which means I get a big bottle of oxycodone.

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>hat

>>71055495
still people think they aren't dangerous but they certainly are
ones that live near people usually are used to them but that doesn't mean they're predictable

>>71055498
we tried but leftism developed before we could finish them off

*places penis in your crush's vagoo while staring you down*

>>71055246
Why would I take off my dressing gown?

*smiles*
>my fetish

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>>71055573

>>71055573
I don't have a crush

some jewish girls are cute though

STDs are like the most stupid things ever

>>71055573
*dies a little more inside*

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Why are white girls so slutty?

Do they understand it makes their fathers ashamed?

t. IT professional in Canada

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>>71055246
delet this

>>71055597
really want to impregnate a qt israeli girl with my uncircumcised willy

>>71055613
*BRAAAAAP*

oh quite pungent my dear

>>71055613
i don't know cunt. i think all the unslutty girls have become autistic shut-ins because they don't fit in with the sluts (normalfags)

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i am cut, so it will be easy to fuck a kike

>>71055594
Bit gay

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>>71055634
Excellent post, my friend.
>>71055649
I suppose this is it. Slut is the new normal.

>>71055246
>having a shower

>Excellent post, my friend.

oh aha thanks ma- *notices flag*

ahhhhhh hmmmm

*walks away disgusted*

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>>71055676
> not having a morning routine
Your life must be awful, my friend.

>>71055688
please stop posting cunt

>>71055613
t. trp/mgtow/incel

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>>71055702

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r8

getting fat

just a few months ago i was a skeleton

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>>71055688
Hehe.

I suppose so, friend.

i read stories of how nazis loved to hatefuck jewish and polish girls

>>71055653
Don't post pictures of my gf without my permission

>>71055742
i would

hate sex is the best kind

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she likes to use her (((cuteness))) to help refugees to invade greece, and be a feminist when it is required

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/brit/'s opinion on Indian IT professionals?

Why are there so many Indians? How did they learn to use computers so much better than everyone else?

getting involved

doing a do (have a method)

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>>71055794
>pajeets
>skilled
>>>/g/

having a think

>>71055701
I have a morning routine but it doesn't involve the soapy jew

wow all the jews who control america are jewish ashkeNAZIS

>>71055773
She's hot af

>>71055880
she has a lot of makeup

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>>71055895
doesn't matter if she use makeup, her jewbs are the big deal

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>jewbs

Fucking Beto

>>71055912
Why do Jewesses have such SUPPLE mammaries?

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>>71055937

I didn't pull tonight lads

Ridicule me

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Is bizarro brit over yet?

>>71055995
Why do you keep posting this

>everyone who was in their 20s in 1997 is now in their 40s

jesus fucking christ

>>71056010
Why do you keep posting here

>>71055990
pull what

>>71056036
dude time lmao

>>71056037
Fuck you

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>>71056036
>the current year is further from 2000 than 1985

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>>71056036
>20 years ago was 20 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtDOqNlgoOE

fucking hate jim jeffries

the yanks can keep the leftist runt

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> 2006 was 11 years ago
DIRE

>>71056099
dude swearing lmao
dude shouting lmao
Yanks will applaud anything if the speaker has a different accent, literal fucking simpletons

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>Fuck you

dude lmao lmao

Gonna see if the ol' willy will rise on guard for thee

Australians swear a lot


that's bloody mental

>>71056127
his entire comedic routine consists of

swearing / shouting
guns are bad
trump is bad
americans are so different
australians are so quirky
let me tell you this story that never happened

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had a dream earlier that was just coherent enough to form a legit movie

>be one of 3 selected scientists chosen for a mission to Mars (because of course)
>2 others are man and woman
>suddenly on mars and doing some sort of research exercise which goes smoothly
>land back in our station and have to just sit around for a few weeks or so before our next exercise
>mention about being in such close quarters will probably lead us to falling out
>we sit around watching movies and playing vidya and shit and inevitably end up getting on eachothers nerves, with me getting particularly contentious
>I lose my mind and start smashing shit
>meanwhile woman scientist's husband, also a scientist, is leading a second team to join and assist us
>for whatever reason he's actually a bit of a cunt who cheaped out on the spaceship using standard glass for the windows instead of whatever heavy duty shit they should be using
>he attempts to escape in a pod before the ship implodes but is thwarted and dies along with the others, with his body getting mangled by the lack of oxygen and environment etc
>meanwhile back on mars, I end up going full batshit attacking the others before they manage to eject me from the living quarters out to the open martian environment without protective clothing, likewise succumbing to the conditions

some superfluous 'lol so random' dream shit too, but still basically a legit storyline

>>71056161
we have another machine poster

>>71056172
> comedians
They're either unfunny tryhards, or preachy tryhards.

Stand-up is cancer.

what the fuck is going on with chrome
whenever i click update the page randomly moves up or down

>>71056244
write a book

Oh look another trump hit piece how refreshing never gets old

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>>71056268

>>71056268
ohhh i am not the only one

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>>71056137
>diet tea

Not meant for you babe, sorry. x
>>71056268
>>71056308

>>71056268
>using chrome

get Opera or Yandex
FF has become too dire

thought: both my parents are australian, but i was born in hawaii so i'm technically eligible for US citizenship and to run for president

howling at trump, he still hasn't realised being president doesn't mean he can do whatever he wants. been going on like a spoilt toddler who had their bottle taken away
how did people convince themselves he was the best option
the mind boggles

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I feel like saying I'm gay, but I'm not actually gay. I like red wine, and Elton John, and being a bit saucy, but I've never found men attractive.

How common is this? Having a really gay personality/interests, but not wanting to ram your Johnson in another man's mudflap?

I'm only human after all I'm only human after all don't put the blame on me

>>71056385
you have to live here for like 7 or 15 years first

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snowing lads

>>71056401
its called being a "modern "new" "male"

>>71056315
You got that image off /r9k/ didn't you?

>>71056392
Obama got to do what he wanted for 8 years including drone striking countries raining bombs on innocent civilians for 8 years

you are my slaves

>>71056425
I doubt that was Obama's idea. More likely some roughneck general shoved him out of the way and sat at the controls going "YEEEHA!" while Obama stood there awkwardly.

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>>71056416
I'm not a numale. I'm not modern enough for that.

My tastes are solidly in classic things.

I'm very Reviewbrah-esque, if you catch what I'm throwing in your general direction.

>>71056425
he didn't though

>>71056407
yeah? well if move to america now, i'll be over 35 by the time i've lived there for 15 years

see ya in 2032 bitch

>>71056466
so a foppish dandy then
same thing just less socially aware

>>71056466
'Numales,' as you call them, are post-modern, you tosser.

You are the definition of 'modern.'

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>>71056486
> foppish dandy
> *tips outmoded headwear*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM1h7YFo26A

Even my beloved BOM is getting in on it .__.

>>71056498
no
nu-males are modern
he's post-modern because he's an anachronism

>>71056358
literally FF (Not Responding) just now
do you personally prefer opera or yandex?

>He didn't though

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>falling for the leaf bait

>Obama got to do what he wanted for 8 years
imagine being this disconnected from reality
the republicans have controlled congress since 2011 and the senate since 2014

>>71056547
Republicans control both yet trump still can't do anything

>>71056527
I'm using Opera mostly now (still have Firefox on my desktop because I'm tethered to it)

honestly I like it a lot, free VPN and easier to connect to shit internet, plus I never have crashing/slowdown issues like I always do with even barebones firefucks

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>we're closer to 2032 than we are to 2000

>>71056556
because its been like 3 weeks

>>71056556
because he's trying to do everything through executive orders
oddly dictatorial 2bh

>Yesterday was one day ago
:{

eating a 1.90kg jar of pimento stuffed green olives

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> someone called me a foppish dandy on the internet
SHAKING!

>we're closer to next week than we are to wednesday

4 seconds happened 70 years ago
WOW

>when I drink I wake up early than I otherwise would

fuck's sake.

I'm only up 12 minutes and its already another whole day wasted

>Time

Omfg

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> the passage of time
SHAKING!

>>71056639
I've wasted pretty much an entire year since I got out of school

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>>71056467
Learn to Google

Is it true all aussies live in bungalows

>you will soon be dust and shortly after that you will be forgotten for eternity

comfy tbqh

>>71056638
me2.

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> when the passage of time does not bother you
That's a smooth hit my electric lady; too smooth.

>>71056668
nah, i know a lad who lives in a caravan

>>71056668
They did in Neighbours, so yes.

>>71056666
>Innocent Pakistanis

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>>71056671
>implying you arent already a pile of dust who is forgotten by everyone

heh

>>71056705
all kazakhs should be killed

>>71056689
is his name alf

>>71056730
nah i actually can't remember his name, haven't seen him in a few years, i think it was dylan or something like that

>a grown man can have sex with a 16 year old secondary school student with NO legal ramifications

Not sure this should be allowed tbqh

>>71056705
all kazakhs should be loved

>>71056584
bleak

this thread is still going?

>>71056575
does opera support the extra flags thing?

>>71056750
its not allowed socially
do it and everyone WILL think of you as no better than any other nonce from that point on

how come new york used to be a crime infested shithole but now it's full of hipsters?

>>71056777
*Does it*

>>71056776
yea but you're a fag if you use that
I'm sorry to break it to you

>>71056779
I was just about to ask the same question about Australia... spooky.

>>71056779
Giuliani ruled with an iron fist.

>>71056779
turned the poor into soylent green
same thing Rob Ford did for Toronto

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0awIexhMMi5

>>71056779
Looking forward to London being completely gentrified, it will be a great place when all the scum gets priced out

sometimes i eat grapes from the bags of grapes at the supermarket without one thought of ever buying some

>>71056810
but how else am I supposed to shit on people for the state or city they live in? :(

>>71056815
> Rudy "if you shooty, you get executti" Guliani
Top lad.

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>not using FreeBSD

>>71056836
t. Asian sack of shit

why are gaymers so high on mechanical keyboards?

>>71056843
go to reddit

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Inner
City
Youth
Violence

>>71056828
autism

>>71056836
once ate an entire parsnip off the shelf and nobody batted an eye

>>71056856
maybe they should put them in a more secure bag if they didn't want me eating them
>>71056865
never understood why people like them either 2bh

>>71056865
I don't even game but they are just way better

>>71056865
CLICKCLACKCLICKCLACK

>>71056883
;^)

>>71056892
When you're fat, you can just grab produce by the stem, and no one bats an eye.

Doing a Sade lads

playing saints row 4

when i first played this back in 2013 i didn't like it much but now i'm enjoying the fuck out of it. weird.

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>>71056876
e-excuse me?

>>71056899
in what way

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>>71056911
Sub
Urban
Youth
Violence

it is statistically likely every canadian you respond to is a redditor

>>71056911
that's what happens when you don't make your students wear uniforms. baka

didn't drink a drop last night

>>71056927
I don't care if my country is full of the kind of filth who like that shit and talk about "furbabies" and make stupid gay little puns

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>>71056926
> 2013 was 4 years ago
Hold me, I'm shaking.

>>71056957
you seem to know a lot about reddit

>my youtube account is older than all my nieces and nephews
weird thought

>>71056933
they feel better to type on, just more responsive
membrane keyboards feel like nothing, there's no reaction and they're harder to type with

>>71056911
>2001

what shooting was this?

I've been a redditor since 2011

I was on reddit back when it was still just mainly nerdy white guys

it all went to shit when it went mainstream in 2012

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>>71056953
Got an ENTIRE bottle of Scotch in my backpack.

Should. I. Down. It.

You decide.

Reading some neuroscience research on autism, lads

>>71056980
movie called zero hour

>>71056981
>nerdy white guys
they're the problem

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>>71056980
the one in america

dunno why people liked John Wick so much. it was okay, but hardly anything noteworthy in its genre

and the John Wick 2 trailer looks like just about the most retarded shit I've seen in years

>>71056988

lol fuck off
you probably have some cc or wisers

>>71056975
sounds like autism. ive never been typing on my keyboard and thought "wow this is really hard"

>>71057016
It's Glendower, faggot.

And I wasn't even talking to you.

>>71057023
its just more comfortable and you can feel where they keys are easier

>>71057014
don't know why people liked deadpool so much, it was just fart jokes and thought it was so clever Everytime it broke the 4th wall

>>71057049
they think it's so smart because it breaks the 4th wall, that's the only reason

Why do women like big cock so much and not my tiny dick???

>>71057023
yeah i thought the same thing then used a mechanical keyboard and never went back

trust me, it feels so much better

>>71057049
because it was loyal to the comics I guess. The comics are exactly like that. I think he's like the marvel hero version of Sonic. He even likes chilidogs too.

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>>71057045
but its not uncomfortable nor difficult to differentiate the keys for me now

>not joining the thinkpad linux masterrace

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I'm gonna do it.

7cl of whisky, going down!

Pray for me.
And don't forget to check 'em.

>>71055729
Uncut/10

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>pizzagate is fake news

>>71057073
had a long think in the shower this morning about why the size of male penises varies so much
you'd think there'd be an evolutionary advantage to having either a small or a large one and that would somehow tie in to genetics, but no, its just a luck of the draw at birth
>>71057091
normoids watching superhero movies do not give one fuck if its like the comics and normoids are the main target audience

>the utter state of leaf posts

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>>71057095
who reads comics anyway

superheroes, and harry potter, and "punk" fandoms
or really most fandoms seem so impossibly depressing that people dedicate themselves to this nonsense

>>71057111
>you'd think there'd be an evolutionary advantage to having either a small or a large one and that would somehow tie in to genetics, but no, its just a luck of the draw at birth
>its just a luck of the draw at birth

keep telling yourself that white boi

>>71056401
Liking good things doesn't make you gay, it makes you human.

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Holy shit guys, I can't do it.

I only got two gulps and I nearly regurgitated.

I'm not going to do it.

It will make me feel horrible.

Probably would have got alcohol poisoning.

Why would you assholes let me do something like that to myself.

baka.

I'm going to sit down and reflect on what's just happened.

>>71057111
being a grower is an advantage in cold climates

really if you have a small peen its just shit luck regardless of which race

>>71057111
What happens at birth??

>>71057152
Get it down your fucking neck you wooly fucking woofter.

>>71057167
proddies cut their dicks off to please their god

>>71057159
I'm a grower yes. Tiny wienie when flaccid and becomes significantly larger when erect...

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>We are closer to WWIII than WWII

>>71057111
there really isn't that great a variation most men cluster close to the mean it's not like there's tons of people out there with huge willies or tons out there with microwillies when you look at percentages and not just sheer numbers cause there are ~3.5 billion men alive today

>>71057200
this man is ban evading

Just imagined I was a leaf.....safe to say I will NOT be doing that ever again, Christ alive.

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have I fallen so far from Gods light?

wouldn't mind a few lines 2bh

>>71057200
>what is strategic deterrence

>>71057206
The average human penis is 5,1 inch. Yeah very small...

wooly woofter. I'm learning a lot in here.

>>71057206
hmm yes i guess
still, disregarding abnormalities most humans are fairly uniform, but some blokes end up with 2'' pseudo-penises and others wave around 8'' todgers even if everything else about them is exactly the same. height, weight, even brothers or other close relatives

>start fembot feels thread on /r9k/
>autosages within a couple hours
>vast majority of posts are betas trying to get the posters role playing as women to skype with them

what a sad lot

was absolutely bladdered and drunk texted the ex gf last night

got a colossal hangover and just read it all this morning. fucking pathetic and embarrassing, deleted all her details/fb/phone and blocked her.

>>71057233
What the fuck anon!

>>71057233
Very nice also very useless...

>>71057271
Did this during my phase where I was putting all sails to the wind every night except it was messaging every girl I knew on Facebook

Deleted it shortly after that didn't even bother to read through the embarrassment

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What don't (((they))) want us to know?

>>71057215
>playing flight sim (fsx) on my pc
>just flown from george h w bush intercontinental airport near houston texas all the way to memphis tennessee in a lear jet
>take off from memphis tennessee in an airbus a380
>flying from memphis tennessee to chicago illinois just for the fun of it
>2 minutes in i realise i'm unironically flying towards canada
>immediately change heading to 180 degrees (due south)
That was a close one lads.

i wish gaymers used home theatre systems so there'd be simply guides on 'building' one

>>71057271
lmao

what was the gist of it la?

>Donald Trump shook the Japanese Prime Minister's hand for 19 seconds

This an actual CNN headline

>>71057352
'home theatre' audio is a meme for know-nothing mongs

get an amp and a pair of decent bookshelf or floor-standing speakers

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>>71057271
I didn't drink last night and did nothing embarrasing

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> mfw there are actually anons here on the weekdays who have something to do on Friday nights
> mfw they'll comeback Sat/Sun as if they never left
Absolutely I N C E N S E D, desu

Fuck the part-timers! I hope they get hit by a city bus, all of them.

>Aussie poofters complaining about a bit of warm weather

>>71057352
there's countless guides out there for building your own home theatre what are you on about?

The leafposts make me uneasy for some reason.

>>71057375
i have shit tier irish skin genetics

Is Molymeme a leaf? Wouldn't surprise me.

>>71057364
>we are this close to cnn "journalists" describing the taste of the president's coffee in disparaging terms

>>71057389
Yes he is

>>71057233
i did the same to a T440p, feeling a little scared now.

>>71057356
said I miss her and that I've started drinking (didn't used to drink because of a brain injury)

the madwoman actually engaged in a converstaion with me and I told her I'm sorry for breaking up with her and that except for uni my life is fucked up. at this point I may have started crying.

it sounded like she'd moved on though and she said let's just be friends and asked me to stop drinking. then I said I don't want anymore friends.

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imagine being a billionaire

Anyone got the pic of Lib Dems lynching/hanging UKIP supporters from lamp-posts?

Howled at it when I saw it ngl

>>71057418
u callin' me a pov m8?

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'bout to blaze it up 'mon.

420 24/7 365 mon.

Shiz's gun burn so bright mon.

'Galise it!

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>when one of your favorite artists calls your country a stinking island
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm4nLTNohgA

>>71057418
>thinking wealth would make you happy

ABSOLUTELY runt.

>>71057434
I've honestly never been in a big skyscraper before

>>71057418
I would cruise around the world on a megayacht with dozens of Eastern European and Brazilian models and a mountain of pure cocaine

>Australians are Irish

shit

>>71057389
lives in and did a degree there

>>71057437
didn't say that
just its hard to imagine

Western are not christ
You're BBC why

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>>71057436
>and I can't confidently say I disagree
>>71057435
- Prime Minister of Canada

>>71057475
learn to speak english you slant fuck

>>71057444
They're full of lawyers and accountants and other boring people who make pocketloads of money and went to a good school and have a mortgage and drink single malt scotch and read the globe and mail and have a daughter in uni.

Worked in them a few times. They're 9-5 cages for middle class runts.

https://youtu.be/8CM_--di7L8

>>71057437
.. said the NEET who still lives with mummy

Is it true that doctors let you die if you're an organ donor because they want to loot your insides?

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>>71057475

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Made me think lads

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>>71057509
dismal banter there Juan, I live with friends and earn 6x the average income in your 'country'

Morning, lads

just nipped down Morrisons and cashed my £20 scratchy winner.

Also picked up some fresh bread, bacon and ketchup.

>>71057526
But teamrism is good

alri

>>71057437
I'm already happy.
If I had wealth I could continue being happy instead of having to get a job.

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>>71057586
Tesco doing these for a quid atm. I use it to replace the tomato in my BLT.

>>71056981
I joined reddit in 2006, it was full of conspiracy theories, 420LMFAO and Ron Paul. I went back to 4chan.

So we truly smile other countries
Different great people groups in world