/brit/

I've never had a proper job.
the first was emergency cover at short notice when they didn't have to look for anyone else
next 2 were just training opportunities and the current one was because it start out only part time and they felt sorry for me/ no one else was in the running

feels scary not knowing if I can actually look after myself

canadians are the best posters in /brit/ by far

just had sex

this canadian has been around for years

got the ol' weeks shopping done lads
money is tight atm

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Anime

>>71035207
I've only ever worked part-time honestly
never had to work a full time job except for once when I worked at an automotive plant during summer break

>>71035255
fascinating.

Just went in the bathroom to clean my knob after a proper dirty wank and my sister was getting out of the shower, didn't hear her, thought nobody was around, there she was with a towel round her and I walked it with my knob flopping around, had to beg her not to tell anyone.

/brit/ is too fast during these hours

at least 70% of you need to fuck off

NEED a welsh gf lads

i said CANADIANS ARE THE BEST POSTERS BY FAR

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very snowy outside
big fat fluffy snowflakes falling

>>71035274
pics of sister

>>71035255
>never had to work a full time job
how come

feel pretty good now

had about 150ml of voddy (I'm a lightweight though) so I'm buzzing. taste of it no longer makes me feel sick either so that's even better.

>>71035274
ah yes this happened

>>71035344
because working full time sucks and I can pay my rent with my current part-time job because I share a house with 5 morons

>>71035351
>taste of it no longer makes me feel sick
how long did it take

Any lads here subscribed to the economist

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need to come

>>71035351
>getting drunk at 7
your life took a wrong turn somwhere la

>>71035372
>sharing a house
no thanks i prefer apocalyptical silence of my little flat

join the rabb.it lads xxxx

>>71035396
no you fucking racist

coming(staying) down(neutral) with a cold(flu) lads(losers)

Should be illegal to stock alcohol free """"beer"""" on the same shelf as actual alcohol.

>>71035375
3 days since I got black out drunk

earlier it was still making me feel a bit queasy but now I chilled it and had a pinch of salt first and it was pretty good

still need a gf

was going to take acid but decided i can't be bothered

>>71035403
I'm going to be moving soon anyways
will probably have to get a real job

>>71035417
?

>>71035397
she's my gf

>>71035397
who is this splooge stooge

any good books about earthquakes lads

I'll I've ever wanted in this life is a petite blonde wife

>>71035441
they legally have to clearly label the difference here and put them in a different section

>>71035171
Looked up an attempted murder my lad was involved in
They (the media) make it sound like a bunch of drunks attacked an innocent guy. Sad! The man was threating to rape and murder his ex wife and her family and even tried to run people over

>>71035274
my sister has an en suite so this never happens

>>71035402
I know la

got disowned, broke up with the gf, fucked up uni, friends don't hang out anymore, etc...

was teetotal for the first 21 years of my life

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reminder

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>>71035489

having a look on robot nine thousand

>>71035495
>>71035441
Why does alcohol free beer even exist?

>>71035466
the economist is a far right, racist magazine. anyone with a brain knows this

>>71035538
nobody cares how much of a stiffy you have from the 90s you utter melt

>bread for tomorrow's brekky is moldy

JDIMSA

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>>71035402
Are you even Austrian, la?

>>71035538
>loveless
>brit
fuck off

>>71035538

shan't be expanding this

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>>71035530
men's friend groups rapidly deteriorate in their 20s

>>71035551
state of you

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Would you rather:

Not have to spend money on clothing (all clothes are free for you)

OR

Not have to spend money on shoes (same as above)

who hygenically lidl here?

toothpaste: colgate knock-off from lidl
shampoo: a gold-coloured one from lidl
deoderant: red roll-on stick from lidl
water bottle: pack of 30 from lidl
tongue scraper: tooth brush from lidl
drug of choice: putinoff vodka from lidl
cooking utensil of choice: microwave (came with the house)
diet: lidl noodles and lidl ben & jerrys

>>71035572
Everyone in here is British. Foreigners don't come here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb8cwOgVQ8&t=100s

read the comments of this video to get an idea of the average age of the viewerbase of PJW

>>71035402
hohoho i hobs mein gonz'n stiegln g'fross'n oida

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had a tub of ice cream for tea

>>71035506
http://www.visir.is/rettad-yfir-tveimur-vegna-alvarlegrar-likamsarasar-a-raufarhofn/article/2016161129240

>none of the 14 witnesses said the suspects attacked the man
mhm yes

Someone explain y=mx+c to me like you're talking to a 5 year old please.

who here needs a gf?

>>71035541

idiots are going to fall in the hole what are they doing

>>71035548
for moslems and teatotal losers

>>71035597
free clothes of course

>>71035599
v. good post

>>71035538
legitimately have 12 of those albums on my computer haha

feels a bit runty

>>71035530
>got disowned
how did you manage that? i think i don't know anyone who ever got disowned...did you beat up your parents or something?

>>71035621
it's a line

post qt boy bums

max, dearest of all my friends

>>71035597
clothes if I can choose what I like

I rarely buy new shoes and only have 3 pair right now, all fairly utilitarian

>>71035580
cromwell

>>71035597

calcified runt

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>>71035612

I had a big bar of dairy milk

>>71035599
thought this was grimeposter for a second

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me

>>71035615
Where there is smoke there is fire
I say we throw him in the sea

>>71035631
which ones la

>>71035548
for giving your kids at christmas so they can feel like a grownup

think i've got sleep apnea
i'm not even overweight

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>just woke up (late)
>already eaten 3000 calories

>>71035698
Blood Eagle him. You still do that right?

>>71035698
I support this.

>>71035637
nah

was abused (not sexually) pretty badly by my da until I moved out and then they cut of all contact with me. my mum disappeared when I was 11.

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I don't even want a gf anymore

What's the point of anything?

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>>71034580
REPORTED

My name is not important, what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on it's carcass. My whole life is just cold bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

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>Gonna listen to some house music lads

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>think i've got sleep apnea
>i'm not even overweight

>>71035601

I'm 74 but have been a rebel all my life. This boy is brilliant. Just keep kicking asses my friend. The world needs more people like you. I hope to see Political Correctness flushed down the drain of history before I die.

>waaaaaaa abuses in Iraq

Ahh yes seeing your friends and brothers having their limbs and bodies blown to pieces but the British troops were MEAN!!!!

>Not going down to the bingo hall with the lads and trying to turn £20 into £500

>>71035734
I meant explore you twat

>>71035736
why do you wear the mask tho

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>>71035601

>>71035756
that's the joke.

>>71035753
not sure if there's an argument here

are you saying that PTSD absolves soldiers of war crimes?

how does one become a successful millennial without being a deano?

>>71035722
crikey

get well soon

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Suicide ideation is becoming a thing again lads

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>My name is not important, what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on it's carcass. My whole life is just cold bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

>>71035719
Blood eagled some bloke last week on the Bónus parking lot for dooring my car

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A gf for every /brit/poster

Toblerones returned back to their original shape

>>71035797
deanos aren't successful, they're constantly miserable and surrounded by drama because their life revolves around money and feeling big
be successful by achieving your own goals

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doing a buy

>>71035807
how are you planning to do it lad?

business idea: feel sorry for yourself on an anime imageboard instead of taking steps to improve your life

>>71035797

be above lower-middle class

How do I know if a vinyl record is stereo or mono if it doesn't say on the cover or internal text?

>>71035802
What's the appropriate thing to say when someone tells you they were fiddled as a kid?

>>71035807
>Suicide ideation

it's nice that when you google that a suicide hotline number comes up

>>71035744
Did you like this image?

>>71035835
would literally and unironically vote for a candidate if these were his only 2 campaign promises

>>71035753

shouldn't have signed up for the army then

Always found Arctic towns really fascinating and beautiful, but if I went to any of them I'd probably be incredibly bored within a few hours and would top myself within a few weeks.

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>>71035778
>conservatives
*posts that ben garrison comic of the two boots stepping on people both part of the same NWO*

third way is the only way

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cog status: whirring

>>71035868
bit sexist

>>71035722
damn

but then again it doesn't sound like there's too much to inherit anyway

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>>71035857
It's a vinyl you mong

troops are absolute scum desu

Reckon we should have a breakdown in relations with the most pro-Britain president in decades right after we voted brexit because he has said mean things and I want to look good virtue signalling

inheritance tax should be at least 100% desu

>>71035847
invested heavily in this scheme

also into voddy, smokes, and depressing music. wish I could just kill myself haha but I'm too much of a pussy.

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>>71035797
Don't become successful, it's a trap. Aim at becoming comfy instead.

>>71035896
fantastic post

could do with some FW: though

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>>71035887
R u having problems

>>71035887
Almonds: activated

>>71035899
Some records say stereo or mono so you know which setting to choose on the preamp

Excuse me. *pauses for effect*

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1485864545314.webm

Synthwave

That is all.

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>>71035881
its not that bad honestly
I lived for a few months in the Yukon and it was great honestly
a little lonely though

but the Yukon is nothing like other areas in the north since its fairly "temperate" like Alaska is rather than tundra.

>>71035915
Basically this.

Plus I have no interest in self improvement so I focus my inadequacies on society instead of looking inward.

>>71035887
Why the fuck would the US give a shit if these countries used their currency or not? What's the economic basis?

>>71035233
Oh my god, you also hop up on 4chan and write about it just right after, we are so alike irishbro (or are you sis?)!

deactivating my almonds lads

used to go to school with this kid, was a proper wrongun

fucking state of him now

https://www.fb.com/sonny.green2/videos/10206417258270671/

>>71035965
left looks like she was rendered by the Toy Story animators

>>71035887
Saddam was killed after 2000 wtf

>>71035881

I've been

very beautiful (at least in the summer), and the people are lovely - at least those willing to talk to white tourists.

but yes I shouldn't like to stay too long. I can't imagine what it's like living there through the winter

>>71035965
exceedingly vapid

>>71035965
I love it

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>>71035887

wish I was intellectual enough to actualy research these kinds of images

>>71035965
Excuse me which of you lovely ladies will be my gf hmmmmmmmmm?

>>71035397
ah yes good picture but can you put one leg in front of the other one yes very good

doing tensor calculus x

>>71035965
They look like men

Business idea: waste your youth in a haze of anxiety in depression culminating in suicide

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>>71035981
*throws a macroeconomics textbook at your head as hard and I can*

>>71035981
the currency they buy/sell oil in

>>71035797
make shitty iphone games

>>71035981
US control over the globe is through currency control and the petrodollar

actually the best thing Obama has done was make America largely energy self-sufficient through exploitation of natural gas, its massively fucked OPEC too.

>>71035981
they control the world through muh petrodollar

gaddafi got BTFO because he wanted to start an african sovereign fund to combat the IMF and World Bank

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>>71036030

>>71035989
dont like retarded communists but he has a point

saudis and chinese buy massive properties in London the size of 5 houses put together and leave them empty

same with new apartments

>>71036030
t. too much of a brainlet for differential geometry

we should run our country like a corporation, all citizens are employees and the home office is HR who only "hire" people who pass a job interview .

>>71036030
if i could choose i would pick tensor calculus. x:es are too much of a bother to do. haha, just giddink.

>>71036105
literally Canada

>>71036105
My dad works for Nintendo though, what now?

>>71036034
All industrial commodities are brought and sold in dollar on global markets. That why most middle-eastern countries fix their currency to the dollar.
Those countries abandoning the dollar (which I'm see with if they even did) why would it have any impact on the dollar'/ value? Or the global oil price?
There's no reason, its conspiracy theorist drivel

>>71036118
i thought china

>>71036094
doing schwarzschild solutions so ummmmmmmm try again sweetie x

>>71036010
me too, got no kloo where they even gather that info haha

drink more or get high

doing a ponder

>>71036030
need to get on some discrete geometry soon enough haha x
supposed to be designing a bridge for a project

Jeremy Hunt

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the ebony queen

>>71036074
so? it's fucking London, not like people could afford it anyway

why does canada get so much hate here? canada is awesome

>>71035965
look fucking bizarre

>>71036129
that's fine . everyone will have a real job but we should think of government as the parent company of everything

Really need a government that treats me like a child that can't make my own decisions or live my own life

off to my local australian kebab shop, any requests?

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brain engine status: ticking over

>>71036173
enjoying your vacation?

>>71036141
>memorising cut and paste solutions that were figured out by actually smart people instead of proving new theorems yourself

>>71036051
>'control the globe through the petro-dollar'
By what mechanism does this work? I've never heard anyone explain it. It seems like nonsense

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Prime Minister just called and said I'm fired
need to pack up my things and be out at sea by tomorrow

gonna hand out my CV around SE Asia for a quick temp position

>>71035962
>>71035997
Is it still mostly Inuit folk who live in the Canadian north? I've been to northern Alberta (4hrs north of Edmonton) and it was a mix of prairie natives and whites, pretty nice but I don't think it counts as the True North.

>>71036212
*third eye wrenches painfully open*

>>71036140
what's the difference

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TWO seperate ex gf's have messaged me in the last 24 hours lads

what do

>tfw was successfully making thr transition to a normie, but still here posting on /brit/ come Friday night.

>>71036180
Nah, more like government being the abused and surveilled foster child of the big companies.

>>71036212
actuallys its because israel and feldstein has america on a leash

Iran literally bizzaro leftist feminist vegan in the eyes of other muslim countries

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>>71036201
the mummy state

>>71036220
calm your autism i havn't graduated yet

Bit mad how yanks elect a president and he can't even be a president and have things blocked.

Why don't yanks vote for judges if they make all the decisions?

>>71036212

good thing drumpfs gonna bomb them

>>71036235
>having TWO exs
FONT

reading about captain cooks excursions in the south pacific

the polynesians used to offer young women to the sailors and they'd take them back to the ship and queue up to fuck them. spread syphilis all over the place

>>71036235
invite them both to the same spot and hope for lesbo action

>>71036210
get us 1 (one) sausage rolled in some white bread
some white bread with sprinkles on top
and an authentic Australian steak & ale pie with ketchup on top

>>71036216
>vacation

FOY

>>71036250
>orbourne
literally >mfw

>>71036278
if it makes you feel better I have 9 ex's

(and one of them now lives in texas)

>>71036250
why does are gideon always look so spaced out?

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>>71036250
Absolute STATE of Gideon's hairdo.

>>71036252
Ah yes

>>71036240
idk. how do corporations prevent subsidiaries from being in control? it never seems to be an issue

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Anon mate stock the shelves.

Absolutely dying with the flu lads haha

Have had it all week

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>calm your autism i havn't graduated yet

>>71036235
>>71036309
>>71036238
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>>71036324
haha

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BRAIN ENGINE STATUS: FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS

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even Victorian council blocks look nice

>>71036252
ah yes let's give all powers to a man because he got elected

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>>71036229
depends
Yukon is almost all white and has lots of British immigrants because of free/cheap land

NWT is mixed, lots of whites but they mostly live in the bigger towns while the rest is natives
Nunavut is nearly all Inuit and pretty dire.

if I was going to move up there I'd go to the Yukon

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*discreetly dangles watch*

>>71036312
wonder how much he paid for it

>>71036319
>heh yeah no problems Dean mate
>d-did you approve my holiday yet? It's my sister's wedd-- oh never mind, didn't know you were off on a lads holiday that same week

>>71036337
nice crop clever clogs

>>71036278

no :') xx

>>71036285

good idea

bit fucking knackered lads, meant to be going gym in 30 mins hehe

unironically been diagnosed with borderline personality disorder today

feel like a right 14 year old girl

>>71036389
night

Bit mad how people only started piping up about the different types of democracy since brexit and trump happened

>>71036389
hehe

>>71036365
Me second from left.

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Any Radical Centrists in?

I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits

>>71036365
*spends half of weekly wage on blazer to wear once at a regional club*

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The youtube gf

>>71036365
Rorke, Rorke, Rorke, Rasheed, Rorkesheed

right then, which one of you wants a hard bumming?

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*smoke detector starts beeping*
*smoke begins to pour out of my ears*
*brain boils in its own fluid*

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>>71036417

>>71036425
in the morning

>>71036423
is the statue having a wank?

Woke up from a nap and now my ear hurts :/

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got a bunch of coursework to do and a deadline on wednesday to present what've been doing the last 6 weeks and havent replied to any of my uni offers

think i better play fifa 12 xx

>>71036423
Bit mad that

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>>71036423

>they're all touching themselves underneath the earth

>>71036468
looks asian

recommend me a film to watch

My favourite genre of films is coming of age. I like to live vicariously through the characters because I didn't get to experience several rites of passage in my own upbringing.

>A final official decision will not be made until the Examiners’ Meeting in July
doesn't sound promising

got shagged in the arse and now my arse hurts :/

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So, what's the latest, gang?

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>>71036448

>>71036365
fat cunts

aching for some fanny lads

>>71036494
how come

>>71036364
>free/cheap land

Elaborate? It's always been my fanciful dream to buy a piece of land in the countryside and build a 100% self-sufficient home using nowt but my bare hands.

>>71036448
Not radically central enough for my tastes.

>>71036486
I hate them, reminds me what i missed out on.

>>71035965
how is it possible for anyone to be this lacking in self-awareness?

>>71036468
weird that most of a girls body is exactly the same as mine except for in like 2 or 3 bits

bit gay

>>71036440

permanent amphitheatres were rarely every built, actually

>>71036496
>flag
>post
pottery

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>>71036487
that's really funny

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>>71036507
freideigh night

>>71036487
Fake news

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>>71036520

>>71036486
rebel without a cause
the graduate

>>71036524
Russia gives away free tundra you can (try) to live on because it's so difficult to populate.

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>>71036546

*ever

>>71036537

post arse and arms

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what is this pepe conveying?

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the gf

>ARSEnal

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS

>>71036486
Drive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY2Z0qhhgk4

>>71036566
such a slag

>>71036592
autistic frustration

>>71036486
Submarine

VITAL

POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12310007

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>>71036597
*4th place joke*

>>71036584
business idea: /brit/ sets up a colony in siberia

>>71036528
there's often the sensation that's a complete myth though which is comforting

>>71036524

Pitcairn Island lad

>>71036592

lost teddy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72xRZ4FF1IQ

>>71036629
wetty

>>71036494
First time you've been called out after penis inspection day? Don't worry mate, is usuaully nothing.

>>71036566
i bet charli smells like a mix of sweat and perfume and cum all the time

WANT her

contemplating dropping a cack or two in the ol' shitter

>>71036584
I'd need somewhere that was easy to farm desu.

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>>71036486
Kids

so excited for tomorrow lads

genuinely might go to bed at 9am so i can wake up early and get sniffed out of my brain and watch the villa win xxxx

>>71036468
>uni offers

Under age twat

>>71036654
>Arsenal lose 12-0
>Ty will still find something positive to say
Bless are Ty

whats the best way to shoot yourself? in the mouth, temple or under the chin?

>>71036567
>these fucking mongs actually exist

wew

Might do a smoke some drugs

unironically born in 1999

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Who here /povvo who went on instagc com to get a $5 pre paid visa then used a second paypal account with the card to send money to my primary paypal account then withdrew £3 50 to my bank account and used it to buy a bottle of cider (also willies t b h)/?

>>71036675
seen that and its spiritual sequel american honey.

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>>71036524
the Canadian government has a homesteading act in place for people who want to settle the North
but I'm unsure if its for Canadians only or not
but land is insanely cheap anyways there

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadas-last-homesteaders-how-determined-pioneers-turn-the-yukons-wild-crown-land-into-successful-farms

>Zac

>>71036675
only good larry clark film

>>71036704
through the roof of the mouth pointed towards the back
the other two don't guarantee to hit the brain stem, meaning you could survive with brain damage

>>71036679
>not watching England-Wales

oh my dayzzz

>>71036704

>not gassing yourself in some tent outside oxford

>>71036716
*teleports behind you*

I don't watch PJW you twat

>>71036711
/brit/ is a straight edge general, kindly fuck off right now

>>71036760
he got thoroughly BTFO

>>71036732
where do i apply

Black

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>>71036749

didn't spend HUNDREDS of my british pounds on a season ticket to watch the rugby la

>>71036761
/brit/ is also a Christian general so no swearing please.

>>71036796
Funeral start errybody inna black

>>71036733

Zac "the main man of 4chan"?

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does it even bong?

>Adam

also, @761
nah

>>71036629
goodbye your gains

>>71036738
thanks for the tip desu

>>71036822

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>>71036786
call Trudeau

>>71036822
>passed

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>>71036815

want a girl to touch my penis lads

>>71036853
>>71036853

new

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>>71036823
it IS a bong
>DUDE

>>71036654
A lad that I used to go to school with has been on there three times.

>mfw yank plug sockets are so low energy they can't function kettles

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australians are building a giant laser

>>71036869
Greater London

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>>71036385
Here you go britbro, een lionhead konijn voor jouw.

>>71036252
>wot is separation of powers?

fucken ell lad are you simple

Improvised party trick for saturday night : accidentally put a porn site on speaker on a phone on a table in a bar no one knows whose it is. Post reactions.