emily edition
Richard D. Wolff 2bh lads
Anime
finally a good post by a leaf
asdfgh hahahaha jklöä hahahhh
>be a leaf
>somehow not the most cancerous person on this board
well played
who is emily
>>71030990
This is a post I can get behind
>>71031022
piss off
>>71031046
my gf
now 'ck off
>>71031046
who is emily?
>>71031006
i do have the depression meme. being treated for it but nothing's working
me and the 'ummy
>>71031074
I have an awful lot of the symtoms but I'm too lazy to see if I actually have it.
*passes you a glass of purple drank*
grip it my nigga
>>71031074
ze goggles
zey do nassing
>>71031098
how do you even find out
need closure on whether I just feel sad
think i might have early onset alzheimers
and so i cry sometimes when i'm lying in bed
Great video, Brother! Do you have a video on how the Bolsheviks were Jews? And the specific Jews responsible for the famines and the gulags? Thanks for all your work.
>>71031127
I'm assuming you go and ask the doctor or some shit. I don't know to be honest.
someone report the paedo yank
think i might have early onset alzheimers desu
>>71031157
ahaha cba with that
think i might have early onset alzheimers
>>71031186
looks like a circus clown
creepy
>>71031172
*releases cyanide gas*
>>71031127
its classified as being in that state for more than a few weeks
for me its been years
>>71031186
who is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMAFN-pwqOw
about to have a poo
feeling optimistic
>>71031321
Lurk more.
>>71031321
how do you prepare your chicken breast lads?
>>71031400
by throwing it away and buying thigh
>>71031400
Tenderise it with a rolling pin
>>71031394
you can fuck off to the other one if you love it so much
>>71031400
don't cook personally
>>71031422
Ghastly
>>71031394
i think posting anime diaper fetish porn as the op of a general is more autistic
no?
>>71031046
Emily Rudd
Actress
Born: February 24, 1993 (age 23 years), Saint Paul, Minnesota, United States
Height: 1.65 m
Nationality: American
>>71031490
its a normal procedure for tenderising meat and ensuring a uniform thickness so it cooks evenly. think on, manchild.
>>71031394
generally true, but when the other thread is obviously going to be deleted nah
listening to the smiths lads
>>71031579
good lad
which album?
>>71031585
>i was only pretending to be a weeb nonce autist guys! it's ironic humour guys!
>>71031619
this 2bh
>>71031606
best hits
>>71031563
>ensuring a uniform thickness
So does cutting it you utter window, no meat should be beaten
>>71031416
just found thigh for cheaper so i'll be using that
how do you cook it lad?
>>71031657
you dont cook much do you.
or you're just a huge pleb.
>>71031606
this >>71031641 is not me
the queen is dead
>>71031727
I feel sorry for your father for eating your mother's limp meats
>>71031763
good lad, me too
was a bit concerned when i thought it was "best hits", runt-o-meter started beeping
*faceshags your mum*
>>71031815
1.55m
>>71031662
i usually buy them on the bone with skin on (the bone helps keep it juicier). then i make a marinade/dressing using whatever. a nice one is lime juice, soy sauce, sriracha, honey and sesame oil.
put the thighs in some foil, pour the sauce over it, close up the foil and whack in the oven for 15 mins. i then open up the foil for the last 10 mins or so minutes so the skin has a chance to get crispy.
eat with rice, veg, potatoes, whatever.
easy and cheap dinner.
for curries and such i buy without skin or bones and just brown them off in a pan before chopping up and using in the meal.
>>71031812
yeah whatever manchild. enjoy whatever mummy is cooking tonight.
http://news.met.police.uk/news/man-sentenced-for-killing-duck-richmond-219649
Who does the victim subcharge (£115) go to?
>tfw want the best of everything even if i won't get use out of it
>>71031943
sounds peng, i'll try cooking it like that
thanks la
this thread>the other thread
Why is Brit so slow?
>>71032093
Apparently there's another thread.
>>71032093
theres another poopy pants thread up
>>71032093
some autistic yank decided he wanted to post his diaper fetish material as the op of the other /brit/ thread so we're using this one instead
why do gamers have such terrible taste? all these computer parts aimed at them are incredibly tacky
>>71032187
it's gotta look COOL and SCI FI
unironically own a gaming laptop but it's quite subtle i think
wish someone would make something like a thinkpad on the outside but with a decent graphics card
alri its trim
few wars init
Gave 8 (eight) whole pounds to a homeless person earlier simply because I didn't really care about the money and thought he would get more use out of it than me. Think they've started paying me too much ever since I've started working in """the city""" desu.
>>71032290
non-laptop owner here, what's so great about thinkpads?
>>71032455
durable as fuck + not over styled + cheap
>>71032528
>>71032290
thinkpads are a dumb /g/ meme like taking estrogen and wearing thigh high colourful striped socks to improve your programming skills
'bare gassed' for tonight, can't wait to 'flex' my new 'garms' that i 'copped' on debop for 300% over the standard RRP.
>>71032455
People would think you are a real geek if you open it on Starbucks.
need a thicc gf to match my brick shithouse frame
pub tonight with the lads
you losers aren't staying in AGAIN are you?
>>71032733
I don't have any friends haha
>>71032733
yeah probably will stay in haha x
think im going to a house party tomorrow though
right
saint p, pk, or lyrical strally?
>>71032733
went out yesterday night but everyone wanted to leave early and the ""gf"" wasn't happy so out again tonight
drinking some rank cider atm
>>71032569
that actually works though
O holy night, the stars are brightly shining
>30 posters
>anime diaper poo thread has 50
right let's go
>>71030841
>>71030841
>>71030841
>>71032862
PK>>>>>>>LS>Saint P
they're best as a trio though
That Stig Abell a HUGE twat.
>>71032976
certainly shan't.
34 quid on a weeks shop isn't too bad is it?
>Anime posters
>>71033356
>THERE'S NO POINT ENFORCING OUR LAWS BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL JUST BREAK THEM
You're a serious fuckwit
got in an argument with a northerner today.
listening to Autobahn by Kraftwerk
wish I had a reason to drive on the highway today
The so called gf
>>71031982
fucking hell
why are people such pussies? it's only a fucking duck
so fucking fed up at uni, literally nothing to do 70% of the time, people are like HUR DUR HUR OXBRIDGE IS HARD CAUSE I WISH I CHILLED OUT FOR 3/4 YEARS.
No you really fucking don't. Being a student in anything other than oxbridge is like being a non-entity.
>>71033443
working class prole
average american
>>71032991
i would agree but i feel like putting saint p last undermine him so much because i really like him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYTaPxAuNlU&t=700s
10:10 to the reload is one of my favourite ygg moments and it comes from saint
>>71033453
makeup really looks awful close up
>>71033516
not as awful as their bare face
im tired but i don't wanna go to bed cause when i wake up i'll be dying from the heat
heartfelt message to the gf
THE JANITOR HAS WOKEN
Once he builds the border wall, you're not going to see a reduction in entries because more claims for asylum processed as migrants are getting more desperate.
You don't need a wall. You need boots on the ground and more offices to process process the paperwork.
The wall isn't just an attempt to take jobs away from hard working americans.
Trump is just a typical billionaire protecting his own bottom line
>>71033627
ahh yes, the so called paradise of australia
>>71033581
it costs $20 billion to make, that doesn't include the insane staffing and maintenance costs that would be neccessarily to stop the wall becoming totally useless.
Besides, its just a pro/con analysis. yes the US *could* do it, it would just not at all be proportionally useful compared to its cost.
HE'S HERE
BASED JANNY
http://www.strawpoll.me/12309396
http://www.strawpoll.me/12309396
http://www.strawpoll.me/12309396
http://www.strawpoll.me/12309396
>>71033654
you'll never hear that from me, i prefer constant rain and cold
What ever happened to Gary Cooper?
you're not the boss of me now you're not the boss of me now you're not the boss of me now
Saw a guy (male) wearing a black ribbon choker at class today.
Looked a bit gay desu. Thats not normal, is it?
>>71033682
as a proud canadian i voted chinese
love janny so much ngl
imagine him as a qt girl so I can imagine us as a couple
>>71033731
hottest spring 2017 trend for men
Post-modernism was always going to happen, it was inevitable especially since there was always going to be a vocal resistance to things like the Vietnam war, and at the time post- modernism was starting Hiroshima and Nagasaki was still fresh in people's minds. Why do we have to work hard and conform to societal norms when all of it can be wiped out in a flash? This collective idea, whether the members of the hippie and punk movements were aware of it or not, was the underpinning of their movements.
Essentially, post-modernism became bastardised with minimalism.
>>71033735
we don't like you
HE
>>71033735
get him big J
>>71033735
piss off noncecase
I NEVER seed my torrents
>>71033735
show arsehole
>>71033586
>>71033586
yeah but i find oxford so pretentious though. so many elite-fags. so many liberal vegan-cyclist-organic people. It's a really strange little bubble of a town, for someone whose been living in london up to now.
I haven't really made ANY friends as of yet. and not sure where to begin, since everyone my age is a student and I'm a wagey.
>>71033701
Oh my days
Imagine finding giant bags full of ching lying there in the middle of nowhere.
Well lads, no plans this weekend nglty
Plan for tonight
>Get home, eat eggs on toast
>Gym (chest)
>Eat pasta and pork ragu
>Film/shitpost/music
>Sleep
Hopefully spend no money this weekend haha
>>71033735
this man is ban evading
>>71033832
>pasta
>making it
>>71033801
>torrenting
>2017
>>71033801
i seeded torrents when i started pirating stuff when i was like 15
government sent me a letter telling me to cut it out, i was shit scared
now i don't seed either
>>71033840
yo is that really you?
Its kinda nice.
>>71033828
Three times the value of Norfolk just washed up in Norfolk. Crazy.
>>71033828
Fuck me, would have taken several home (or to a hiding spot hehe) before notifying the local constabulary.
fucking hell its friday thought it was like tuesday
>...for two hundred and ninetynine powwwnds with free delivery
Seen a little oriental midget today lads
>>71033801
me either
>>71033845
Hit my macros man, don't give a fukk
>>71033873
i know that feeling
the weeks go by insanely quickly
haven't /brit/posted in over a week(7 days)
voddys been in the freezer for about 30 mins now
cold enough or nah?
the Asiatic gf
EEEVERYBOOODY HUUUUUURTS
SOOOMETIMES
regretting purchasing bf1 now. just die from grenades or snipers every 5 seconds.
done an order
>>71033973
thought they were her cunflaps for a moment
battlefield 1 is actually the best fps i have played in years
but i don't play video games much so that doesn't really mean much i guess
>>71033909
not that bad really, doesn't worry me too much
>>71033924
yh its good. idk if youre gay or just doing it for laughs, but i think a lot of guys would find you hot desu.
>>71033904
>thinking simple carbs count as hitting your macros
i bet you drink protein shakes with sugar in them.
>tfw eat oats, brown rice and mushy peas
>>71033973
thought that was something a lot worst.
what's the benefit of a linux os
ah yes, the angry runt that gets pissed at the janny for doing his "job" and starts spamming nsfw pics for no reason
>>71033937
Do you like cheese?
>>71033973
disgusting roastie
>>71033973
why do girls do this?
>>71034012
freedom
FRANCE
>>71034012
What's the benefit of having one tool over the other?
>>71034012
epeen size
>>71034042
it snowed today
>>71034038
she was quite clearly paid for it
>>71034012
None really, it's just a nerd dick waving thing to make up for their lack of sexual relations.
like my 'facebook' 'page' 'liam dineen' on 'facebook.com' fellas x
something tells me this yank is within the 16-18 year age range
Lady at the shop absolutely packed my chip box to the point she needed to crush the chips and use tape. She also put in an extra drumstick wtf I love black people now
what are the new memes this week?
>>71034074
its your friday too...
>>71034012
i mean theres a whole bunch of gay techy reasons but for me the real benefit is that learning linux is a fun project to have, and i love using the terminal
i have a lot of free time, it feels more constructive to spend it messing around with linux than wanking or shitposting here
plus its p r e t t y
whatever happened to that cross-dressing paki who got kicked out of uni for being a creepy virgin?
>tfw temping on 30k
>Gonna ask for 37k+ pension to go full time
Whelp
>>71034141
he works at a call centre now
>>71034141
went to the pen
fallen in love with the office slag again
Just found out my real dads black
>>71034125
>i3
nice rice job but lel
I've got an i7 but I've been too lazy to clean up my Arch to look fancy
>>71034112
my life
I've wanked 22 times this week
>>71034168
Alri
PAKI BENDER
SEX OFFENDER
>>71034185
haven't wanked in 4 days
don't even have the urge to
These Rappers Claim They Hard When Them Fags Never Even Seen The Pen
>>71034172
he has no actual obligation to you utter welt. its not like hes forced to against his will lmao
>>71034168
looks ridiculous
>>71034172
pretty sure he chose to be a janny too
>>71034173
nice
>>71034179
the "i3" is referring to the "i3 window manager", not the i3 line of intel processors. if you look at the screenfetch window you can see the CPU is a quad core AMD FX-6300 @ 4.2Ghz
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>got called a racist at the seafood wagon
whelk
>>71034012
depends what you want to do
if its your "gaming" machine just get windows, even though Linux has decent support especially with Wine its not comparable to the support windows has
for everything else Linux is a better system and Unix is just a safer and more comfortable platform, except you aren't paying out the ass for it like with Apple.
for everything I do working day to day Linux is perfect
>>71030966
literally who
starting my cut next week lads
>>71034141
Making 32k a year on bennies
>>71034209
low test
>>71034185
ive wanked once this week x
>>71034244
jesus
>>71034264
fuck off
im gagging for a wank but abstaining for a while.
>>71034235
I didn't even look at your post desu
I mostly reply to people without fully reading what they said
who hygenically woke here?
toothpaste: euthymol (industrial-grade floor cleaning chemicals-free and fluoride-free)
shampoo: OXY morccan argan oil (SLS-free, Parabens-free)
deoderent/antiperspirant: bionsen (aluminium-free)
water-bottle: Sistema (BPA-free and BPS-free)
uses tongue-scraper: Yes
drug of choice: LSD
cooking utensil of choice: well seasoned cast-iron pan (because fuck teflon)
diet: simple whole-grains, mercury-free fish (sardines mainly), 5 vegetables a day (consciously washed free of pesticides),
need I go on?
>>71034235
>AMD FX-6300
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>71034260
>tfw gonna be bulking for at least the next 4 months
just the worst feeling
>>71034281
thats a nice looking penis
>>71034185
Haven't had a wank but had sex 3 times
Alexander Blackman is as guilty as Hitler
>mom walks in
>son this summer we decided to go to turkey on vacation
wat do
maid needs to HURRY THE FUCK UP and finish cleaning my room. freezing downstairs
>>71034340
LMAO
that literally happened last year
i said it was a bad idea, and they cancelled the trip when the Foreign Office issued that travel warning
>>71034303
Why do I get the feeling that you came up with this autistic routine while tripping and feeling dirty inside and out
>>71034315
FONT
>>71034330
duno why people care so much about a dead paki. he's the enemy and a filthy mudslime. blackman should be commended for cleaning up the planet a bit.
my real dad was a bad guy who sold bare drugs up in moss side
Ah yes it's another 'My Slovakian neighbour is trying to hammer his way through my adjoining wall on a Friday night' episode. Not a fan of this plot arc.
LADS
Post how long its been since you last had sex.
Pathetic virgins need not respond.
For me, I last had sex on December 7th, so its been about 2 months
probably should eat something of substance
yes this 30p bar of tesco chocolate will do nicely
>righteous shitposters
Bacon = brown sauce
sausage = tomato sauce
>>71034416
about 3 years
>>71034391
hideous
>>71034416
October
2004
>>71034391
is that latex?
bacon is not equal to brown sauce and sausage is not equal to tomato sauce
>>71034340
would never happen, neither of my parents have been abroad, i'm the only person in my immediate family who has ever been to another country, and ive only been once. povvo
>>71034309
>>71033803
don't encourage him, report his posts and do NOT reply.
>>71034423
step it up nancyboy, I'm drinking expired oatmilk with protein powder.
the future is now
Alright lads, admit it.
In 2010-2011, when the My Little Pony mania was at its phenomenonal peak, how many of you caved in and joined the bandwagon and became a brony temporarily?
>>71034472
heretic
on both bacon and brown sauce adverts they match it up like this
imma sit infront the judge and suck a damn guy
>>71034485
Still an ironic brony lad
bedroom smells like something died in it
>>71034416
I lost my virginity when I was 16 and haven't had sex since and I'm turning 24 next month
>>71034416
march 2014
>>71034251
yes but is there any benefit in that day to day stuff when the person does know coding/how to terminal
>>71034416
Unironically 11.5 hours ago
>>71034513
lad you're literally spending friday night posting pictures of willies to /brit/
just to remind you
>>71034485
I never watched it desu, already got my hands full with noncetoons anyway.
>>71034416
21 hours
>>71034416
Must've been last Sunday
>>71034485
Cannot imagine being this much of an autistic runt
>>71034244
this doesnt really scare me, it looks like a lot of days to me
what area of london should I explode
>>71034539
doesn't* fuck
Am I the only person ITT who has had a threesome?
Just curious, since we're talking about normie stuff now.
>>71034391
>>71034455
Quality slags, would let them step on my balls tee bee aitch
At an ice hockey match lads
>>71034485
never understood how the show got so popular
its not really special when you put it next to other kids tv cartoons
>>71034580
canary wharf
>tfw failed normie
i was so close lads
>since we're talking about normie stuff now.
see you in a few hours lads
*closes tab*
>>71034583
How did you manage to get 2 girls into bed at the same time? Don't bother responding if they were slags
>>71034485
no fuck off don't push that shit on us just because you caved to your homo tendencies
>>71034595
already explored, including everything around it too
>>71034562
/Brit/ is a normie general
FOLA
>>>/r9k/
>>71034580
thought you said "explore" and had a whole list of nice districts typed up for you lol
>>71034588
thinking of taking up figure skating soon. bit worried it might be too gay though.
>>71034615
they were 2 guys, lmao
Had a dream last night that I met Nigel Farage and then got into an argument with a bunch of Greeks trying to defend him. But it was ok because we bonded over our shared hatred of Turks.
>>71034623
but you said explode senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiiWSlwHtgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp0prqAfyQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_XEBdPLRC8
wish i was white so i could cash in on the "posh boy comedically attempting to be a roadman" trend
>>71034603
>tfw never had a chance
I'm a professional abnormie, sometimes wish I at least experienced a normal life though.
>captcha: virgen
>>71034603
>>71034626
>>71034632
FONT
>>71034632
I'm sorry but what's the appeal of an MMF if you're heterosexual
Made a poor stat choice in Nioh and now I want to reset the game.
>>71034647
so virtue signalling is the new rorke buzzword now
>>71034588
good lad
ice hockey is the thinking man's sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C07sRDeWoQ
>>71034580
>>71034641
>>71034632
fuck I meant explore
SHAKE ME WAKE ME TELL ME ITS A DREAM
I'VE GOT A B52 ON MY TV SCREEN
>>71034688
it wasn't an MMF
it was a MMM
>>71034717
bit gay
>>71034717
disgusting
>>71034583
i have, one girl wasn't into it and the other one was my contemporary gf
>>71033731
supposedly not no
is he gay? is he slender?
why are homos such degenerate nihilists?
>>71034706
damn
how it just enters the thing
impressive
>>71034736
i said no homo afterwards, so not really
>>71034744
good lad
Why do sadacts feel need to spoil things for everyone else just because they have no lives themselves?
>>71034580
Chelsea
for normal people having a threesome is boundary pushing but gays are all degenerates so it doesn't count
>>71034717
*ears perk up*
>>71034745
hes asian, theyre all slender
idk if he was gay or not
>>71034580
Chancery lane, St james square, that kinda place is really nice and old.
Chinatown is cool too.
>>71034074
>tfw you can tell which scene this is from the thumbnail
wew
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""great"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" britain
>>71034829
>poorgay
>>71034829
>norgay
>>71034829
great refers to its geographical position you thick twat
My dad had a threesome once
It was him, a black lad from his work and a married white woman.
>>71031186
she looks like she smells so bad
>>71034369
>autistic routine
it's literally just a choice of products I use? except washing vegetables (which you should do anyway....)
at the end of the day it's impossible to fully away from these chemicals and shit, but you gotta do you're best to negate their effects.
>>71034895
>you're
doing my best and negating the effects
>>71034855
tell him he's a bit queer
>>71034908
>>71034930
again those who are not woke, won't get it.
yo'ure pineal gland must be crusty af
>>71034956
fuck off retard
have to learn how to use a supercomputer cluster by monday
>>71034987
The rich are not people, they're like a sad parody of humanity.
>>71035017
Can't the same be said for the working class?
Middle class master race here, we trick the working class into revolting for us and making us the new elite
lambeth is apparently a black borough yet all the residential streets are wealthy white people ???
>>71034838
>>71034844
>anglo """""""""""""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>71035054
>middle class
>working class
umm sweetie there's only one class: the human class
>tfw prole
this is the pinnacle of Norwegian information technology
Jap is threatening us lads
>>71034931
>>71034931
>>71034931
>>71035152
You mean the American English teacher in Japan?
neu
putting this thread out of its misery
>>71035171
>>71035171
>>71035171
>>71035182
fuck off kraut
last for janny