/brit/

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kay-on

cara

>>70998983
Shameful post

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chikin for dindin

>>70998983
ME on the left

/r9k/ is for twats

>>70999014
>white people
no thanks lol

i will read every single post and let you know how you did by the end of the thread

>>70998987
This 2bh

>>70999063
go away you

>>70999073
spilled jam on my shirt

>>70998886
>>70998998

how do they flood in you retard? they cant afford it
all social housing is already full

>>70999014
absolutely flavourless
grim, sort it out

>>70999073

Keep an eye in the flag when you're thinking of me x

Need an emo gf that thinks she is deep smokes weed and cuts
But also has tons of friends goes to parties and is 20-25

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what era is this type of housing from? WW2 stuff?

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>>70999073

Danny Dyer on Eastenders on BBC1
>shat ye mahf shat ye mahf shat ye mahf

http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

Am I the only one?

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me reading /brit/

>>70999171
*raises paw*

Do you know how to say sushi in Russian?

Sushi x

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Where the FUCK is she, it's doing my nut in

>I'm super into photography and film (Quentin Tarantino is my favourite director like omg pulp fiction is so good... especially the scene where theyre dancing in the diner). I love netflix shows like Orange is the New Black and American Horror Story (omg that guy on there fist me daddy)

r8 my impression of a girl

>>70999216
you give a lot of kisses x

>>70999073
Il be posting a lot need some yank criticism

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Why can't /brit/ just be nice to each other?

>>70999047
good post

>>70999252
hey bby x

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look what i got lads x

>>70999232
>>70998958
stop making me sad
girls aren't really this vapid, are they?
what's the point of a gf if they are?

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>>70998865
middle east version

>>70999252
We are nice
Just ironically mean x

>>70999284
Fat yank cunt

>>70999195
my entire works on the left

>>70999195
just a compared lit student

>>70999116
Gov pays for it obviously. When they have 8 kids sometimes they're forced to move em into an affluent area and pay £5000+ rent, otherwise its a breach of human rights.

>>70999284
orange clubs are the best desu
good selection lad

>>70999224

chopped up, in a black bin bag in basement of dolphin square

>>70999241

Thanks x

(Our little secret)

Lads have a cold
Gunna go to the corner shop what should I gets

just had my FIFTH takeaway this week lads, omg I'm so fat

really like jessica alba

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are aj

>>70999284
fuck off billionaire

>>70999284
haven't had a Club in years

i recognise that thing on the bottom too, think i had one once

gone on holiday lads

>Yanks have their penis mutilated from birth without their consent

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>70999346
a pack of tissues ya doofuse

>replying

>>70999284
Last time I had an Aero it had foil and a paper sleeve, like that Club.

Just so you know what you're in for with that Club:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LmZCMmNPkM

>>70999325
amount of social housing decreases every year
jamal is being forced out of london

don't think you understand what you're talking about

>>70999224
literally hope she's dead desu
if she's alive she's in a living hell, a sex slave in some Russian millionaires basement in the middle of Siberia of some shit

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vote yes in indyref2

>>70999390

LITERAL LOL

lmao, they had no choice in the matter

might become a ticket tout lads

need to make some extra money on the side, 16k ain't cutting it and i haven't even moved out yet

dont understand how yanks can manage being circumcised. My bellend is incredibly sensitive, can't imagine not having the protection of a foreskin

>>70999346
Lockets.

can any of you lads be a reference for me? gonna put '4chan poster' down on my work history for the ol CV

eBay seller told me they would sent the item on Monday

fucking livid reee

>>70999224
Podestas got her.

>>70999431
>moved out

why fucking bother?

it's a consumerist scam

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Just ordered some cheap cigars
Not sure if my humidor is humid enough. Need to test the hygrometer.


*Tips my fedora* wahayyyyy lads

>>70999431
i feel the pain lad, i'm on 21k but paying £500 a month for rent AND i still live at home. fucking depressing desu

>>70999427
>indyref2
howling if you think this will even happen

>>70999458
would unironically write a reference for one of you lads, youre cool

Lost £23 on the online roulette wheel, reeeeee

>>70999458

Tell me to give me a bell

I'm a very important man and will get you that job

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>tfw comfy right now

fight me

>>70999489
me on the bottom hehe

>>70999489
JANNYS GONNA GET YA

>>70999487
shan't be until i get a mortgage, rent is wasted money
>>70999497
>his mum charges him £500
what the fuck, my mum only charges me £100
how old are you though?

it's still 2011/2012 in my mind lads

where has the time gone?

>>70999520
*gives you a kiss*

>>70999489
ID please

>>70999539
how come it's always the short haired lasses who are into this shit

>>70999539
hmmmmmmmmm

>>70999494
Cuban cigars are pretty overrated, couldn't give a toss that Churchill had a boner for Romeo and Juliet, but I suppose they're worth trying.

either way good picks, what site did you use to order them?

>>70999420
Lmao

>>70999579
not a fan of this post

>>70999427
you'll get a yes vote if it's held in England, jock

>>70999494
where'd you order it from lad i like cigars

>>70999489
Not happy with this post one bit

>>70999539
we already have our own porn posting foreigner

get a new gimmick

>>70999605
appreciate the feedback

Gary Lineker - what a fucking cunt

>>70999579
coz they wild

>janny is really just a camwhore upset that she doesn't get as much views as these slags

>>70999539

unreal body tbf

*looks over your shoulder*
*sees Pokemon Go on your phone*

>>70999284
literally the worst biccies possible
>no cadburys
you've mugged yourself

>>70999489
>the size of that dick

christ, i'm gonna stay a virgin forever

"Janny
Janny
What a cunt"
-A poem, by me

>>70999630

looks like s(he)'s got a 5 o'clock shadow kek

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>>70998983

>>70999650

I talked to a bald fourth year old about Pokémon go

He was catching a pidgy and I said found anything good yet mate and he said no and I continued walking x

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>it is proven that there is no biological difference between black and white people

a brit called me a shirtlifter today. is it because I look like I lift? I assume he means I lift my shirt for girls all the time

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>white boys

>>70999630

woah... so this... is the power of Finland...

>>70999710
fuck off shirtlifter

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>>70999675
not necessarily

*appears behind you*

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yanks

>>70999700

I meant forty

He wasn't four, I swear

>>70999702
aboriginals are more genetically distant from scandinavians than rats to mice

>>70999702
"black and white" are dumb social constructs

>>70999694
not a poem, doesn't rhyme

>>70999745

me at the top

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>>70999745

eating a well done steak lads

>Everyone that came to America was an immigrant that means we must have mass immigration

Uhhhhhhhh they were SETTLERS

>>70999755
nonce twat

>>70999745

Really do like those pants x

Just started my first real job lads, work 8-5 Monday-Friday. It's well-paid and interesting desu, but I don't know how normies do it. Convinced we weren't meant to work more than 20 hours per week, especially if we're in a corporation headed by (((Mr Shekelstein))) and not putting the money into our own pockets.

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Time for slags

mm yeah gimme that meat
*licks shaft from base to tip, swirling tongue round in urethra*

>>70998958
Men have cocks they're stupid!!

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theory: the finn in this thread is related to the jew who posts fucking machines

>>70999745
I like my teeth yellow and crowded thank you very much

>>70999797

Mass illegal immigration*

>>70999797
native americans were the victim of genocide

>>70999601
I've mostly smoked cubans but I've been ordering more 'new world' cigars recently because they're cheaper.

The puritos are cuban but they're machine rolled (20min smoke). I tend to have one every other night or so and then a more substantial cigar (40min+ smoke) on a Friday night when I order nice food and have a few drinks. I ordered from C.Gars

>>70999624
C.Gars
Could have walked 10 mins away and gine to TomTom cigars but it's like 20% cheaper online.

>>70999745
Genuinely would need to spend about 2 years in the gym + take gear to bulk up enough to feel confident having sex with women like these.

It's not fair: normal women naturally grow into thick and juicy bodies but in order for a man to not look like a rake he has to eat big and lift weights. I look like a fucking 13 year old skeleton.

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post your thread watch lists lads

the wife is promising a blowjob if I can clean out the attic

>>70999833

theory: all leafs are bent bagged milk wankers

>>70999811
what do you do lad?

>>70999797
>moving the goal posts
fuck off, rourke
i bet you wouldn't say that to an actual immigrants face, would you? you'd get your fucking head kicked in you pasty white boy
"OH AHAHA LOOK AT ME BEING IRONICALLY RACIST LMAO"
fuck off cunt
it's played out
it's not funny
it never was funny
you're a cunt

mistress wants to pimp me out to somebody from this thread

>>70999833

they're the same person. The Israeli has gone to Finland on a uni exchange.

t. inside man

I don't know why the fuck I'm here in the first place
My worst day on this Earth was my first birthday

>>70999856
>in order for a man to not look like a rake he has to eat big and lift weights.
kek no

i agree the different standards are silly though

>>70999833
He just wants to be roadman

>>70999863
Never actually used it despite how useful it looks desu.
>hung traps
>tanlines
Very nice desu.

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I am a conservative with traditional values but acknowledge that people have other opinions to me

>>70999886
>resorting to threats
You are literally lower than an animal.

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>>70999856
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS NOT FAIR

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>w-why dont I match that many girls on tinder
>i mean there couldn't be that much competi-

Having a dick is disgusting animalistic trait.

>>70999908
Do you mean the day you were born, i.e. your 0th birthday

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>>70999946
There really is no excuse not to be a radical centrist these days.

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>>70999863

>>70999863
literally never used that feature tbqh

>>70999889
>tfw no dominant gf

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>>70999745

>>70999999
>>71000000

>>70999946
>people have other opinions to me
WRONG

>>70999999
exceedingly good post

>>70999999

>>70999999
>>71000000
JUST

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>>70999955
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>70999955
me on the left

>>71000000

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>>70999991

>>70999875
only the true part of canada has bagged milk aka eastern canada

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>>70999999
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>70999946
you're a cuck is what you are

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>>70999999
Brace for foreign twats.

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>>70999999
noice

>>70999877
Work in research for a large energy company (tens of thousands of employees, billions of pounds in revenue). My research project is in a new and unexplored market area, and they're already talking about setting up a meeting between me and the CEO because he's interested in the area. 2 weeks ago I was working as a Wetherspoons barman, bit of a weird shift desu.

>>70999999
you effectively got 70999999 and 71000000

bravo /brit/ 2 gets 1 post

how do you get a job after uni if you aren't a turbonormie lads?

planning to graduate with a 1st and have done a relevant summer internship desu

Ah yes, can't wait for the thread to be filled with anime twats reacting to a "get"

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>>71000066

>being a radical centrist
>not being a totally groovy centrist

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>>70999999
TYY CHUUJUUU.

>>71000095
are you the environmental engineering lad/lad who tried to apply in south africa

>>70999999
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP REDDIT

this thread is so fast nobody will notice i'm gay

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reeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>70999999
/cum/vasion right now

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>>70999999

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71000117
Fuck off yank.

>>71000090
fight me

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>>71000113
I did an apprenticeship
>Uni runts

>>70999999
/brit/ strikes again wtf

>>70999224


a few more years and she will escape just like the fritzl daughter

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hmmmmmm

>>71000174
what do you work as now?

>>71000171
REEEEEEEEEE WE VOTED BREXIT SHOOOOOOO

>>70999224
imagine being so indoctrinated you actually think she's real

I bet you unironically read the news

stella creasing

>>71000174
enjoy refitting my shitter for the rest of your life
runt

>>71000199
never going to get rid of the eternal Juncker

>>70999300
Weak limey sissy

Just did a poo so thick I had to stand up to make the last bit fall out. I feel like a God right now

>>71000145
me in the rolled up shorts

>>71000233
Go eat a big mac ugly

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the oneitis shared this on facebook lads....

lads, people at work keep talking to me and asking if i have a girlfriend

what do they mean by this

effeminate gay boys are fucking disgusting

>>71000131
Nah, not me. Job's in the engineering sector, but my background is in psychology and I know next to nothing about engineering and still feel like I've just fluked my way onto the job.

>>71000196
Machine operator at the FCO 30k starting. I don't have A levels either and I'm 22

>>71000224
>Uni runt
CREASING

>>71000267
Screencap including her name etc.

Post it to her timeline everytime she gets a new bf.

australia is such a yank shithole

it doesnt even have proper towns and villages. everyone just lives in the suburbs of the state capital. its a federation of coastal colonies on a giant uninhabited desert island

75% of western australians live in greater perth.

>>71000274
literally how did you get it

>>70999999
WASTED

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have to look at proof of income at work so often get benefit letters

>jewish family with 6 kids getting £30k in child tax credits because 2 of the kids are spasticated
>single mother of 2 bringing in £24k a year in combined housing benefit, working tax credit, child support etc

might go out and buy some... smoked salmon

>>71000231

ripe

>>71000145
Realistically how long would it take to get a body like these lads if you're 6'2", not on gear but ate clean, did a decent routine with heavy compounds etc etc?

want a Jewish gf lads

both UNI and apprenticeships are runt tier
>While you were doing an apprenticeship, i was earning £25k p/a
>While you were at UNI, i was also studying (sponsored by work) and getting paid £25k p/a to do so

t. 23 year old who earns £38k outside of London

>>71000341
years mate
not joking

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>>71000263
>brits calling anyone else ugly

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mr farage should be locked up for what he's done to this country

>>71000349
so your dad got you a great job in his company as soon as you left sixth form?

>>71000270

one of your female colleagues probably said you were sexy when you were not there.

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Anyone want some boxed /brit/?

>>71000324
jesus christ how the fuck do they do it

how much does an average 10 pack of fags cost?

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>tfw to smart to get a job

1. Chelsea

2. Liverpool

3. Manchester City

4. Manchester United

5. Tottenham Hotspur

6. Arsenal

7. Everton

8. Southampton

9. West Bromwich Albion

10. Bournemouth

11. Stoke City

12. West Ham United

13. Leicester City

14. Watford

15. Burnley

16. Sunderland

17. Crystal Palace

18. Middlesbrough

19. Swansea

20. Hull City

>>71000295
>Canada is such a yank shithole

>it doesnt even have proper towns and villages. everyone just lives in the suburbs.

>70% of canadians literally live 100 miles from the US border even though their country is fucking massive.

>>71000391
£6

>>71000307
My dad is high up in the company

>>71000391
some cost over a fiver these days

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that emotion when to intelligent to believe in any phony god

how long is a piece of string?

>>71000414
how do people afford to smoke?

>>71000367
pure bant tbf

>>71000307
It's a graduate programme and they interviewed both engineering and psychology people, and liked me best out of the candidates. Bloke who interviewed me said there were a few engineering PhD students but they just gave boring generic presentations at the interview, whereas I'd properly researched and made it interesting, so they thought they'd take a risk and get a fresh look at things from someone in a different subject area.

>>71000391
think it's about £3.60 for 10 players

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>>71000395

>2. Liverpool

>>71000395
Arsenal will win t'league

>child benefit

so you get free money for having kids?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd5O7eAZBkU

F R E S H

how long is a penis?

HUNGRY

bring me FOOD

>>71000400
>>it doesnt even have proper towns and villages. everyone just lives in the suburbs.

wrong, south-eastern canada has a population density comparable to europe

>>71000376
i doubt this

although you have raised my hopes a little bit

>>71000478
6 inches
(ireland: 3 inches)

>>71000349
I was on 23k whilst I was doing my apprenticeship (outside London) and I got a free ((foundation degree)) out of it.

If I went to the private sector in London now I'd be looking at 60k min. Got a job offer in Bristol for 45k

>>71000456
normoid

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does /brit/ know its french icons?

>>71000452
you don't need to eat so much if you smoke all the time so you have loads of money on food

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Imagine having a huge willy

>>71000395

don't care

>>71000511
nice i live in Bristol.

>>70999999
RIGHT

>>71000395
>liverpool 2nd
>united getting top 4
>thinking Arsenal won't get top 4 even though they do it literally every single season without fail and have looked much worse than this

pleb opinions

listening to common people and replace "common" with "normal" and it describes my perfectly

>>71000487

let us know what happens as and when

>>71000478
a few minutes

>>71000456
FONT

>>71000533
hes got really girly hands. bit ironic.

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>>71000522

wearing full Sergio Tacchini tracksuit rn lads

>>71000533
haha yeah imagine

>>71000478
7 inches

(source: me)

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Hmm...

who wants to rim my hairless twink arsehole?

>>71000533
that would suck. girls literally wouldn't enjoy that

>>71000470
FADE INTO YOU

ah yes everyone in /brit/ earns £50k and didn't even do their GCSEs. highly believable

why people lie on the internet, I will never understand

>>71000533
Jesus Christ that things a fucking torpedo.

>>71000533
i'd suck that willy, but only if he was dressed up as a girl
i'm not gay

>>71000514
>>71000557
Yeah I aced the interview and presentation to be fair, turned on full normie, had a bit of banter with the late-20s lads on the selection committee whilst still keeping things professional for the older boys. Little do they know that I've been depressed for years and my social life consists entirely of 4chan, hahaha 1-0 me.

>>71000533

lord

>>71000439
wish i could believe in a god

but i can't, it's just too embarrassing

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>>71000533
i'd rather not thanks anyway though

>>71000596
>why people lie on the internet, I will never understand
there are no repercussions

>>71000605
normies out

>>71000395
breh

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HMMMMMMMM............

>>71000464

You get Child Benefit if you’re responsible for a child under 16 (or under 20 if they stay in approved education or training).


rate (weekly)
Eldest or only child £20.70
Additional children £13.70 per child

>>71000596
I got a degree and I earn minimum wage

>>71000533
me in the middle

>>71000533
Stopping to think for a moment lads, I'm sure a lot of us have come to the point where we recognise certain dick pics.

FUCK OFF

fuck OFF

FUCK OFF

>>71000533
i get sad every day knowing i'll never have one

feels bad that i'll never make a woman cum on my big dick and fill her up

>>71000626
IMAGINE MY SHOCK

asian > black > latina > white girls

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>>71000566
>muh-fw living in france

>>71000626
(something about the common form of communication outlets that people watch)

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>>71000626
PAUL
STOP

>>71000464
What do you expect people to pay for their OWN children or something mate? You think just because they chose to have children or chose not to get a free NHS abortion when Gaz came raw inside them that they should have to use their own money to raise the child? Bloody bigot!

>>71000583
>ywn lose your virginity in a knicker factory whilst cucking a ginger at the same time
bad feel

having a big dick is not even nice

the only assurance you get from it is that your mate wont leave your for being a dicklet, but if she were to do that anyway she's not worth it

>>71000596
desu dont think some people are lying. a recruitment 'consultant' can earn £100k+ without GCSEs etc. all about the graft, being good looking plus a lot of confidence.

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>>71000626
MAYNSTREEMUH

>>71000596

I have a masters and earn 21k doing admin

>>71000533
THat is a ludicrous penis

>>71000566
what's the rundown on this guy

unironically listening to Oasis - (what's the story) Morning Glory (1995)

it's alright so far

>>71000652
>>71000648
>>71000616
>>71000614
mongs. I have a slightly above average dick and girls squirm away and get uncomfortable when you fuck them doggy

they also can barely suck it. not worth it at all

>>71000620
there's nothing to gain though especially on anonymous boards

anyone who says they wouldn't want a massive penis is in denial

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Very VERY interesting that Soros bought Netflix stocks 3 months ago

What is wrong with all the posters in this thread? It's practically unintelligible. Twitter-tier trash.
Get a fucking education you limey shits.

>>71000724
FONT

>>71000536
Nice

Tbh living in London is shit and I'd move to Bristol in a heartbeat if I could carry on my current job. But I don't want to leave the public sector

>>71000596
I got 5 Cs at GCSE I'll have you know cunt

I'm also 6'0 86kg, blonde haired blue eyed, 7" willy, deadlift 230kg and modelled when I was younger for ads and shit clothes shops

I still haven't had sex in over 6 months because I'm a boring prick

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>>71000522
cert

>>71000587
Classic post

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This land is your land, this land is my land
From the California to the New York island
From the Redwood Forest, to the gulf stream waters
This land was made for you and me
As I went walking that ribbon of highway
I saw above me that endless skyway
And saw below me that golden valley
This land was made for you and me

I roamed and rambled and I followed my footsteps
To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts
And all around me , a voice was sounding
This land was made for you and me

When the sun comes shining, then I was strolling
In the wheat fields waving and dust clouds rolling
The voice was chanting as the fog was lifting
This land was made for you and me

This land is your land and this land is my land
From the California to the New York island
From the Redwood Forest, to the gulf stream waters
This land was made for you and me

*moves to shit area of London because your budget is low*
waaah london is a shithole!

*buys a shit £200 windows laptop because your budget is low*
waaah windows is shit I should've got mac!

>>71000265
>only 6,000
oy

I sometimes think of what I would have been like if I didn't live in the modern age, like if I was in western ewurope the middle ages instead of a barely employable sexually frustrated fedora I might have been a dedicated and influential priest
Then I remember all my ancestors were crofters and peasants so by rights I would be one of those too

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>ywn be a native

>>71000747
>5 Cs
How does it feel to have a sub-100 IQ?

>>71000747
pics

>>71000774
'heed

>>71000724
give exact measurements of penis down to the milimeter

>>71000764
this machine kills drumpflets haha HAHA HAH HA

i change the file names when i save a picture so no one knows i'm a newfag

>>71000747
you've been to bristol before then?

>>71000782
My IQ is 142 they tested it when I was 16

I got shit GCSEs because I never went to school. I had 40% attendance in year 10 and 11

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you lads ready

sex is the most important part of a relationship and if you have a big dick you're automatically good at sex

if the sex is terrible the relationship won't last because you can't build that bond that only comes from passionate amazing sex

>>71000774
windows is genuinely shit though

>>71000842
who's he responding to?

>>71000843
virgin mong

girls literally prefer clit play to penetration.

>>71000828
i also do this, but i've been here for 6 years
i have a reputation to uphold

interesting fact: wolves dont wag their tails

>>71000752
>he doesn't know Camille Pourcheresse

>>71000842
why do you lads follow these mongs?

>>71000840
no its not you gay retard

>>71000843
t. turbovirgin

>>71000867
Melonhead