laugh at wagies edition
shut up you're australian
ewww
>>70987454
would honestly not mind bieber railing my qt tight boipucci from behind
what up ahahaahaha
Might btfo a yank just because I can
>>70987510
Hmmmmm..........
Aaaah, yes. Of course.
cannot understand how black men can have sex with black women
>>70987528
like 1776 right ahahahahahaahahahaahah
why are Australians so bigoted
>>70987454
What went wrong?
>>70987548
they don't really
black women are sexually deprived
>>70987556
more like 1812
autistic swedes, stupid burgers, a fucking leaf, a paedo algerian
i mean fs
why do we get the dregs
>>70987568
Started hanging around with black people
lads
fabricating news
>>70987548
bw > aussie plebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgaRehO-oiY
Big fan of Rork E. Smith
>>70987613
How do we destroy pop culture?
>>70987638
Ignore it
>>70987615
Do you think we could maybe meet up at the weekend for wine & cheese then later I plunge my fat cock into your backside and make your anus bleed?
>>70987571
no they're not
>>70987528
>Might blow ... a yank just because I can
meet me behind the salford tescos xx
>>70987665
>wine & cheese
bit gay
>>70987577
>tie with a former colony
>call it a win
Oh im laffin
eaten way too much salt today lads
>>70987638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNmta1gFjxU&t=740s
salford
>>70987686
>have the white house burnt down
>call it a tie
>>70987665
not a fan of this pretend to be a massive bender meme
>>70987714
'ello 'tismo, shouldn't you be at school or work right now?
oh right, never mind
>>70987702
>nu-male criticising someone else
It just makes me not want to watch it.
>>70987425
Not even rustlers. Government pays half your tuition so they set requirements.
imagine it lads
him unfurling his cut cock right on your face and demanding you stuff it down your throat, when you begin to snivel and cry as your gag reflex refuses to take it and further he holds you down and forces it in, your tears only fueling his lust...
>>70987763
wtf lol are you gay hahah
>>70987548
benis in bagina
well gay
>>70987763
why is he always so confused
talked to jacob rees-mogg today lads
god i fucking hate him so much. i flipped him off as he got in his car, and his chaueffeur got all pissy
fuck that guy T B H
>>70987780
It's an Aussie, gay is their default position. You ought to be asking if it's straight.
>>70987763
>cut cock
>>70987763
A tad gay that. Just a tad.
>>70987637
Got a point. Why aren't all these young men fighting for the future of the country they're from rather than fleeing?
Fucking paki cowards.
tesco £3 meal deal. pasta, lucozade and a choccie bar for only 3 quid. absolute barg xx
>>70987761
fandingo's not really a numale though
he looks like one but it's not like he's a massive sjw or some shit
another one added to the filter list mhmm
>>70987680
Ale & crisps then, you uncultured thug?
going to a gay bar in Soho on saturday with my godparents
i guess its kinda lame to go to a bar w/ family, but theyre the only gay people i know and im too shy to go alone
>>70987841
what pasta
what luco
what choccie
>>70987875
bit gay
>captcha: swallow west
>>70987841
Go to Waitrose you pleb and get some real food like parma. ham and frech mustard on artisanal gluten-free bread sandwiches with sweet potato crisps and hummus instead.
>>70987887
chicken sweetcorn
original
wispa
xx
>not roast chicken, bacon and stuffing
>not dr.pepper
>not sweet chilli sensations
>>70987945
Sounds gud but I prefer orange luco desu. xo
>>70988020
alri jim
>>70987665
Hm...only if you bring the wine & cheese
>>70988012
solid choice la' xox
>>70987763
Bieber is uncut
which one of you is nigel farage?
doing a listen to so-called 'usic, lads.
>>70988122
linky winky
imagine living in so-called belgium
screaming
>>70988095
How would you know?
>>70988095
No he's not
>>70988141
Stood next to him at a urinal
>>70988119
Me
>>70988129
No, you'll laugh at me
just sending a quick letter to my MP t b h
so who do we listen to now that pjw has been btfo by an american music critic?
>>70988178
my taste in music is fucking shite so unless its nigger music i wont
>>70988199
Jimmy Dore
Why do australians have such distrubing practices?
>>70988249
is that some spicy /ss/ or is she snogging a retard
>>70988199
form your own opinions
almost ready for 10kg weights lads
>>70988203
inb4 'pleb'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwC2QljLn4
>>70988267
>thatcher
>centrist
ye nah
do you even know the history behind this piece, paul?
>>70988267
I don't want to risk getting janned.
>>70988267
>right-wing
>large brain
heh
>>70988267
>left-wing
>small brain
heh, it's the right who are the most sentimental
>>70988286
good lid
zitto animale
just got back from the chinese supermarket
>>70988353
>>70988373
back to 'ddit also kys
>>70988427
t. xhang
>>70988461
is that your name?
you are here on your youtube channel giving silly uninformed opinions about art, and you couldn't do this 15 years ago, paul!
>>70988435
>back to 'ddit
Yes, I urge you to do so
the mayn streem mediur is trying to stop breggsit
>>70988435
What do you mean? The right have historically been the romanticists
the truth is I pirate media because I really don't care if Weisenthal & Co. starve
>>70988519
misquote lad haha
right wingers more like shite weiners
>>70988473
>>70988342
no one's going to defend you paul, you got btfo
so pissed off lads
lost a very important match in overwatch
finally got around to watching Black Mirror S03E05
waay too preachy
>>70988597
which one was that?
did a post
>>70988585
>>70988523
same reason i vote liberal: don't care if refugees get raped and starve
>>70988605
Men Against Fire
>same reason i vote liberal: don't care if refugees get raped and starve
>>70987484
>muh wageslaves
kek i get paid £300 a week to shitpost
i come in in the morning, pack and label the items that need to be sent out which takes about 30 mins, and then spend the entire rest of the day shitposting
i'm supposed to be filling in a 1600 row spreadsheet, i told them i can do 100 rows a day so each spreadsheet lasts me just over 3 weeks (9-5 monday to friday) and i have 10 spreadsheets to do in total
i actually paid some pajeet on uplink £30 to fill them out for me in full weeks ago lmao so that's £30 in exchange for getting paid to do fuck all for a few months
>>70988659
300 a week? povvo tier m8
>>70988659
seething
>>70988687
i don't have any bills to pay though
>>70988781
you win then I guess
>>70988781
then you're a child
>>70988781
so you're a manchild. living the dream mate.
ate a pizza today lads
Oh, look, here I am again
Sophie Aspin looks about 10
Collabin' with Little T, now that's mad
You're a dirty bitch, you'll do owt for a shag
>>70988816
>>70988829
i'm only 19 la, saving up for uni :^)
>70988983
literal child
>>70987484
That op pic is illuminating indeed. Is it OC la?
>>70988486
fucking normies destroying my chon
playing tony hawks on korea mode
>literal child
>>70989048
SO HERE I AM
L A D S
A
D
S
if you're not earning at least 90k AUD (55k GBP) then there's no reason to be a wagie
>>70988946
wish she had better photos, cant find many for the wank bank
>>70988983
Going to take a while to get to £27k mate
>she wants a man from llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
the last quarter of a century, paul?
>>70989003
yes from months ago
got called cute on the ol' 'pikchat lads
If your wisdom teeth didn't come in perfectly you might as well kill yourself
i swear uni loans will literally only take up a small percentage of your wage and the amount taken is proportionate to how much you're making
and i swear you don't have to pay them unless you're making 21k or more
so why does it throw people into "crippling debt"? surely that just means you're bad with your money?
>>70989200
Mine never came in at all
Am I broken?
>>70989072
what song? recognise it
hair's falling out at an exponential rate
>>70989213
a) yeah they're either bad with money and / or
b) they did a useless degree
>>70989244
but if they did a useless degree then they wouldn't be making much, and could possibly not even be paying the loan?
>>70989271
>21k GBP
>a lot
jesus the UK is in a BAD situation
>>70989219
>>70989072
oh haha i shouldn't recognise it, i started on thps2
>>70989271
it's the 3 years of wasted life that means they don't get a job, but arrogant students will never admit that so they blame the debt they racked up, rather than themselves for racking it up
>>70989285
>costralia
$40 dollar cigarettes :/
>>70989213
The minimum amount you have to make here to start paying anything back is like $50,000
never going to make that much in my life haha
why do software engineers in the UK make basically half of what one makes here?
Here you should expect a salary between 70-90k starting depending on the specific job and location.
>>70989334
mate 35k AUD is fucking horse shit regardless of what first world county you're in
>>70989386
how? what did you do
>>70989391
yeah i'm a software engineer fresh out and make what someone with 10 years experience would make in the UK
>>70989213
>so why does it throw people into "crippling debt"?
le uni fess are the only money needed to attend uni meme.
GETTIN OLDER ALL THE TIME
GETTIN YOUNGER IN MY MIND
Fuck SAKE that gives me serious nostalgia
>>70989423
prices are significantly higher in australia for almost all goods, so the pay is higher, it means nothing :)
>>70989451
not fucking 2 times higher mate
my lass in the pic
>>70989468
works out to around that yeah
Willies and vaginas.
Think my kidneys are fucked from eating 250 g of protein a day
Feel constantly hungover, have insomnia and a dull ache in my lower back
Hmmmmm
>>70989477
why did you shoop her arse?
>prices are significantly higher in australia for almost all goods
lettuces.jpg
reckon it would sound well funny to run /brit/posts through a text-to-speech thingy
>>70989484
no it doesn't you dolt
the only reason cigs are expensive is because of the tax. Many cities in the UK (especially london) are far more expensive than Sydney could even dream of.
>>70989423
glassdoor says the a senior software engineer makes 52k there
>>70989524
Set the accent to Male - American
>>70989487
Willies IN vaginas.
>>70989506
had to go and ruin it
it's over 9000
>>70989529
>paying $100,000 per year on rent, and double that on cigarettes
pricestralia needs to be euthanised
made a cup of tea and went to put the kettle in the fridge lads aha what am i like
>>70989576
what does it say?
>>70989609
shoop da woop
today's grub lads
>>70989606
neurons are LOSING it
doing a flirt
nobody tell the gf
>>70989608
you utter pringle
>>70989675
The absolute state of London
>>70989675
>expensivestralia
blows my mind porn stars are someones daughters
i pay about the same in rent for an entire flat as many britbongs itt are paying for their little room in a shoebox
>>70989701
i'm mad i am
>>70989636
>"meat"
I'll need more than just that to go on
Just got to some shitty hotel in Ilford, what are some things to check out? Any cheap food around?
Betting has been closed on the next Doctor Who as Danny Dyer rumours heat up
>>70989675
bear in mind this is for the city of london
>>70989745
to be fair I do live in a tiny shoebox but its only 300 pound a month
>>70989675
>London vs not even the capital
>40
>dolla
>cigwets
canberra is cheap as chips, think you'd be more embarrassed if you compared the price between there and london
BAN DRILLS NOW
>>70989741
Some of them are even some kid's mother.
>>70989799
>british education
canberra has a population of a fucking peanut
>>70989764
will mellor
why you ask?
dunno
Everywhere in Belfast, even in my local Polish shop, tomatoes are out of stock. The fuck is going on.
>>70989848
>will mellor
Get fucked
>>70989839
nah just this one
keep guns banned though
>>70989821
more like the equivalent of our north though lad
>>70989861
Brexit Britain
>>70989839
DUDE
>keep guns banned though
>do you smoke bruce?
umm no i cant afford to
>>70989861
Brexit Britain means Brexit Britain
>>70989865
erm bit rude friend
>more like the equivalent of our north though lad
what did he mean by this
>>70989861
The real price of Brexit
Toblerone was just the beginning
>>70989905
>2017
>Smoking
A good indicator of a person with only primary school education working minimum wage his entire life.
>>70989936
should see the amount of people that smoke at oxford then famalam
>unbanning guns in this tolerant muliticultural Britain full of blacks and muslims
what could go wrong?
any of you lads use blackboard for uni?
Is there a better British group than Ultravox? I don't think so.
>>70989964
would make for better grime i reckon
>Hip-swings, leg moves, arm waggles and staying on the beat are the best moves for women who want to be admired on the dance floor, say psychologists
Example of an avatar of a female rated as a ‘good dancer’
https://youtu.be/kq2lZNpwV64
Example of an avatar of a female rated as a ‘bad’ dancer
https://youtu.be/P-Z4pJQmtjw
>>70989970
I did. But didn't they replace it with something less completely shit years ago?
>>70989970
unfortunately
pretty sure they have a monopoly on uni CMS'
are you completely writing off the 2000s here, paul?
[smiley face wearing sunglasses giving the thumbs up]
M6 - toll or normal?
>>70990013
whos that bender
>>70990013
we get it: antony btfo paul, you don't have to keep reminding us.
need to bite a lass in the thigh
my 30 year old mate just said he shagged a 15 year old last weekend. even implied it was a male.
my mate is a bent nonce. lovely.
>>70989990
>>70989995
dunno, we still use it over here
the reason i mentioned it is becaaauseee
get this..
BLACKBOARD SUN! BLACKBOARD SUN!
WON'T YOU COME
>>70989987
this is the whitest thing i've ever seen
>>70990063
your mum said that about my willy
Got a fat chode lads
>>70990059
he's a paedophile
he's a nonce
he's a perv
he's a bent ref
he's a free willy
he's a unabummer
listening to cky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgQ7qOCDFYQ
Lads can you buy tickets from train stations that cover multiple train lines/companies?
eg I want to get from A to B but there are about 3 changes involved
Also is it cheaper to buy online/early or at the station
it snowed
I've moved out and get paid $300 a week and do fine
editor's note: my parents paid my rent for 6 months
>>70990131
u ever been on a fucking train before
Whale Oil Beef Hooked
>>70990143
it's gonna be snowing teeth in a second mate *cracks knuckles*
fuckin freezin out
OH WON"T YOU COME!!
>>70989987
me on the bottom
Going for a nap cya in a bit lads
>>70990215
as per usual aye right lad ahahahahahaahaha
>>70990131
>Lads can you buy tickets from train stations that cover multiple train lines/companies?
Yes. Either buy them from the individual companies, or use Thetrainline
>Also is it cheaper to buy online/early or at the station
Obviously the earlier the better. And buying from the companies direct will save money too.
>>70990165
I think it's Craven, so probably not
black hole sun
wont you come
What are you listening to, lads?
Any of you lads stick bog roll up your arse after you've had a shite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqL7oNqkFaw
>>70990252
grime
>>70990252
cky. i just said that, bellend
>>70990252
https://youtu.be/3mbBbFH9fAg
>>70990256
Why would I do that
>>70990252
the audio track from always sunny s12e6, coincidentally also watching the video from the same episode at the same time
Is Middlesbrough the biggest shithole in England?
>>70990262
>>70990276
>>70990282
OK, anybody here listening to any REAL music?
>>70990299
Blackpool.
>>70990246
>Craven
y so
>>70990252
cheeky bit of hardcore desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Llxqc-l2FU
Any of you lads put poo back in your arses just in case you missed some nutrients first time round?
>>70990252
https://youtu.be/XCEmk-U57zo
currently 0/198 for opening youtube links on /brit/ this week
>>70990301
yes
/mu/ has shit taste desu, anyone got some good music I can dance to?
>>70990358
Good lad.
>>70990373
parov stelar - catgroove
you lads heard of the high elves?
>>70990373
darude - sandstorm
>>70990252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRygynyT5IQ
>>70990301
paul, stop
do you even know the history behind grime?
do you know the history behind grime, paul?
if you knew the history behind grime, paul, i don't think you'd be calling it "not REAL music! not fucking REAL music"
>>70990373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybvyTkPaJ94
>>70990373
depends what genre
>>70990299
Jaywick
>>70990406
sounds like the shit i listened to when i was 15
>>70990373
do you like irish grime?
>>70990373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCGGvfHx5bM
How do you pay lads?
>inb4 can't get accepted for credit
>inb4 don't know benefits of credit
debit fags incoming
>>70990440
jaywicks pretty small
Today was not a good day on the 'pid
>>70990252
Simon and Garfunkel
>>70990301
i got yous la
i got you bullshit right here
https://youtu.be/Ntkzs_Y4CGQ
REPRESANT
haha fuck look where r Nige has popped up now.
>>70990473
Packs a lot of shit
>>70990451
>actually clicking on songs people post
>>70990467
Black American Express card
>>70990532
guy on the right has the perfect body. mirin his athleticism .
>>70988342
>>70989140
>>70990013
>>70990412
Imagine unironically getting BTFO by fucking Fantano.
>>70990252
Fripp & Eno - (No Pussyfooting)
>>70990532
>not storing fat for the winter
mongs
>>70990532
why do you repost so much /fit/ stuff here lad? just go there instead, maybe don't come back.
>>70990412
>>70990013
no one likes your shit forced gimmick
gagging for a wank but im trying to hold off for a few days to see if i can.
>>70990532
Would love the lad on the right to fuck my anus until it's red raw
>>70990561
Yeah no homo but one on the left looks like a 2/10 in comparison.
alri
alri
alri
alri
okay now ladies
>>70990585
this picture has been posted all over 4chan for years you complete and utter newcunt.
why dont YOU fuck off?
Also i've literally never been to /fit/ in my life
alri
put me in the screencap
yeah?
for hono(u)r looks pretty shit.
yeah
>>70990561
he probably looks shit in all clothes though
>>70990642
>>70990660
>>70990670
>>70990680
Not a fan of these lazy low-brow pseudo-gimmicks, being honest here
>>70990739
what makes you say that?
>>70990731
It's fucking good fuck you
your opinions look shit
>>70990767
i hope you like repetitive gameplay and the same 4 maps.
don't acknowledge it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBXCMuT7na4
>inception_soundtrack_mp3
algerian paedophile calling alri a low-brow pseudo gimmick?
well I never
ah yes the paki kiddy fiddler has arrived
>>70990803
he thinks he understands /brit/ but hes an ignorant tourist. ignore him and he'll fuck off eventually.
what you think he was thinking before he jumped
>>70990785
SIX
There are SIX maps.
>>70990843
six maps that are essentially identical aside from having different historical settings. sounds great.
>>70990837
if only hitler would have won
>>70990843
fucking hell alri the count off of sesame street
>>70990837
>gonna do a jump
Been unemployed 3 weeks
Already slipping into depression
HIRE ME FFS
hi guys
>>70990820
>>70990803
ah yes jimmy saville, this guy. I see a different pattern here
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/562551/moment-britains-worst-paedo-mark-frost-finally-caught-by-cops-in-spain-after-decades-of-chilling-attacks-on-children/
Oh no thailad what have you done :(
>>70990876
>gif
fuck off
>>70990874
try 1 year 11 months
>>70990865
Show your penis.
>hi guys
>>70990898
Shant
>>70990898
Try 12 years
>>70990916
>gif
fuck off
>>70990834
i shan't be giving him a single (You)
>>70990928
Try a good 2 hours
>>70990759
he's too big for most clothes
most bigger people look shite in clothes
just got charged 20 quid to have a pajeet press a few keys to change my insurance address
NOT impressed lads
>>70990942
even if you don't give him (You)'s, you lot are still giving him attention to make up for it, so am i with this post
for honor:
>3 directions
>6 maps
ah yes, what combination of directions and maps will we see today?
>>70990967
mate he's literally a model. clothes are made for him to look good in.
>>70990983
>pajeet
fuck off you cunt
>module results TOMORROW
>>70991021
t. Sanjay "The Burnin' Turban" Gupta
>>70990983
/brit/s are living in some jew's career mode save. Sad.
>>70991021
not only a yankoid but a brown one too? i'll have a lamb bhuna thanks
also fuck off you melt
>>70991021
A packet of amber leaf please boss
lol oops x
>>70991052
t. child sex offender
post penis please
>>70991034
>jpg
fuck off
>>70991034
people who are in education should be banned from this general, full-time wageslaves and neets only
>>70991161
Agreed
>>70991161
>>70991172
t. uneducated runts
>>70991106
>Canadian game
>They spell it "Honor"
lol
>>70991161
i'll agree to that as well, even as a student.
>>70991106
Did the man follow the arrow mini game?
Did the man run away to heal?
am i really crazy
crazy for you baby
3 grams to the face and now I'm feeling faceless
>>70991108
>british child molester
>126884664 results on google
>algerian ones
0
You're like 10000000 times more likely than me to be one, random british person. You call it 'being a bit kinky' there.
yeah I wonder why there might be fewer results about """people""" from a fucking third world shithole
what a bloody mystery haha
>>70991184
this is EXACTLY why students should be banned from here, only people with experience from the university of life should be able to post
and yes i am more educated than you, i have a masters in engineering from a rustlers
>>70990323
you can hear the obesity in this man's voice