/brit/

*smiles at you*

love tigers

do you reckon you'll be happy one day lads?

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>>70984397
*succumbs to your double entendre-speaking charms*

this is /brit/ not /aus/

>only men can commit rape
>most rapes are committed by men
so... who's doing the other rapes?

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ah yes, /brit/

just wiped my bum with my right hand but I washed it afterwards. is it still halal?

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>>70984438
that's where you're wrong bucko

eating a sick pizza lads

ORSTRAYLIA OL WITH AR REJOYCE

>>70984446
Algerian manlets

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First stalemate on /brit/ aha what a goof dearie me

>>70984428
god no

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>>70984438

FUCK OFF CHESSMONG YOU ROLF HARRIS TRIBUTE ACT!!!!

name's brent and i'm from stoke on trent

fucking chess wanker loves his fucking chess

>>70984487
why does my presence perturb you so mate x

redpill me on chess /pol/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PR5ryhnYtQ

>northern ""men""

sick of this mong spamming his chess room all day

I heard chessmong stores his victory screencaps in a special folder, very much like a serial killer keeps trophies

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>Not having heard of the best series of games ever until today

>>70984428
no

>>70984492
>Mistery
imagine putting your name to that

Lads

>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608

>>70984476
ahh yes, the false flag to make it look like you don't cheat

>>70984539
Well. yes I do

There are losses in there too though

>>70984526
eatin a pizza

had 3 wanks today:
1. fat girl
2. black girl with big tits
3. japanese piss porn

>>70984549
did a post

>>70984556
no anon haha look i lose sometimes because the game is not rigged :))

>>70984577
Shall have one about a black girl tbqh it's been a while. Bye /brit/

like the flower and the scent of summer

like the sun and the shine

well the truth may come in strange disguises

eating a pizza lads

>>70984608
don't let the door hit you on the way out

Why are pictures in chrome now centred with black borders when you open them in a new tab

>>70984643
rorke

watching some runt post on /int/ on this bus i'm on

Becoming incredibly lazy lads

Often just can't be arsed to get out of bed before 11 or even 12 o clock

not even NEET, i can just manage my schedule to happen between 1pm and 8pm so I just become really lazy

fucks sake

posting on the bus atm lads

>>70984652
i dunno, try asking google?

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eating a succulent chinese meal lads

>>70984694
GENTLEMEN

THIS
IS

DEMOCRACY

MANIFEST

hey siri post in /brit/ for me

>>70984689
eating a pizza atm

>>70984694
*grabs your penis*

Fucking state of these Aussies ITT.

When will the tedious cunts piss off to bed??

some swedish runt is posting on /int/ on this bus

looks a bit bent

>>70984652
noticed this too

also now on 4chan when you press the update button the screen sometimes jumps to a different position

>>70984686
what do you do for a living?

>>70984652
don't know i use firefox

>>70984713
sorry but i shant be doing that

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>>70984723
soon lad

>>70984723
the united kingdom is well past its prime and currently in the process of being taken over by shitskins

come home, white man

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>I use any browser other than Chrome

this is a big pizza (that I'm eating)

saw some post about someone seeing me on the bus and decided to look around

the only other person on the bus is some fat aussie wanker

the missus battered me again last night
called the police but I ended up getting arrested instead of her
hope she's in a better mood today

>>70984759
>>70984765
>>70984767
>>70984774
>>70984777
snap

cannot not fathom a reason within my cranium as to why someone wouldn't use chrome in this day and age

while you were riding the village bicycle

I was riding the tiger

>>70984753
work for a media consultancy. basically all i have to do is listen to various news platforms and write up reports on them and present shit back once a week or so. Everything has on demand services so as long as I do it sometime in the day it doesn't matter if its 10 am or 11pm

>>70984801
don't understand this gimmick

finished my pizza lads

Tiger, tiger, you are so fat

You look like a spoiled cat

Tiger, tiger, you are so thick

Fat and orange as a brick

Tiger, tiger, show me who

Gave too much food to you

Tiger, tiger, tell me true

This can't be a normal zoo

Tiger, tiger, what can I do

To save you from these terrible mews

while you were riding the train

I was riding your mum

>>70984819
i'll fucking ride you in a minute m8

haitiANO isn't very creative with his posts

>>70984777
why would i use chrome? it's ugly and it's slow(for me)

Really hungry but cannot be arsed going to the shop for grub.

Might order some sarneys and toasties

>>70984853
jag talar lite svenska, men min svenska ar inte bra

>>70984840
And did that Jesus bloke
Walk through this park
And did he go dogging
When it was dark?

going Subway in a bit, you lads want anything?

>>70984889
will add this thank you
look forward to your reaction when i next post my poem

/realaustralianhours/ who tf up smash that mf (you) button

im a loser baby
so why don't you kill me

>>70984819
M E L O D Y

>>70984902
halal tuna sub

>>70984902
m-me

>>70984902
couple of the oat and raisin cookies please mate

>>70984822
aussies are fucking retards I swear
*slaps the back of your sunburnt neck*

have literally never masturbated

>>70984908
not me

>>70984927
I haven't had a sunburn in over half a decade

>>70984919
>>70984819
Once more with said M E L O D Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zt5gz1bez0

>>70984945
grimace

>>70984945
you've been burnt your whole life you smelly nigger

said goodnight to the roomie then went to bed to talk to you lads x

>>70984975
hehe you proper done him there boi

whats the story with japanese porn being so rapey
the women never seem to be enjoying themselves and theres always a lot of groping involved

>>70984975
fucking burnt my thumb earlier taking the pizza out of the oven

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>>70984975

shailene woodley is both unattractive and not a good actress

watching mill-
*sparks up fag*
-enial woes

>>70985003
>oven
One of your perverted north appliance I assume?

was ogling a girl and the sudden realisation that I'll never have her weighed down on me

>>70985037
meanin yer mummy's cummy hole lad

just weighed myself
11 stone at 6'1
need to really put on some weight haha

really not impressed by jeremy corbyn to be honest

just weighed myself
89.5kg at 6'1
need to really losr some weight haha

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>Using any other system of measurements than metric

>>70985110
im about that at 5'8

business idea: teach boys that rape is bad

watched some mick fuck weigh himself from my window

>>70985122
sort yourself

>>70985122
you fat shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrYtp8j0FQ0

defend this chips and scraps fags

99kg at 6 foot 2

Just weighed myself. 76kg at 6ft. Really don't need to do anything

>>70985134
why
>>70985138
jealous famine boy?

>>70985110
I'm 106kg and 6'6
Doing a conversion of fat into muscle
>>70985122
FAT MANLET TWAT

>>70985169
Would you ever consider meeting up with for a bit of hanky panky? I'll give or receive.

ree ree roo roo mummy I need a poo poo

>>70985164
97 @ 6'1

was 140 6 months ago

is Lawrence of Arabia actually a good movie or is it an emperor's new clothes situation?

>all these kgs
lads the imperial system

85 @ 6'4"

>>70985223
literally have no grasp on the concept of lbs or stone

they're dead measurements

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ3xkWuP3Ck

choon desu

>>70985215
How'd you lose it lad

>>70985157
please redpons

>>70985270
Fell off haha

>>70985270
diet and exercise

sorry, no magic hooey

There's a hole in your logic
You who know all the answers
You claim science ain't magic
And expect me to buy it

>>70985310
what diet

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>yanks

>>70985332
just calorie counting
the foods I eat are still shit, I just eat less of them

have like 100 games in my steam library but literally dont want to play any of them haha

grew out of videogames at 17

>>70985386
play minesweeper instead

Am about 64 kilos lads
t. skelly cunt

>>70985414
i grew out of them in primary school

>>70985431
65kg here

bit lacking in the height department though so as I'm 5'9 I'm not that skelly.

got to do a FUCKING 20 minute presentation today in front of lots of academic staff

shall be making use of the ol' diazepam and amphetamine combo to get me through it

no crisps to eat with my sandwhich lads

post qt boy bums

>>70985580
>diazepam and amphetamine combo
doesn't sound like a good idea lad

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>>70985608

ive got that shit taylor swift song stuck in my head fuck sake

my boi vee chatting with black pigeon speaks
dropped red truth bombs on the h8rz

>>70985615
it's a brilliant combo

diazepam dulls anxiety and amphetamine boosts confidence

much better than either taken alone

eating lentil and smoked bacon soup lads

>>70985677
yummy
*sits down next to you and moves my chair closer*
can I have some
I'll give you some of my cheese sandwich

What is your favourite non-/int/ thread on 4chan right at this moment?

>>70985701
I literally don't visit anywhere on this website apart from /brit/ anymore, and haven't done for years

>>70985696
*heems your remaining teeth out*

i cringe when i hear people say things like "black people"

niggers are not people

>>70985696
"no"

>>70985701
>>>/lit/9075761

ISTOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAN

>>70985739
*dips my cheese sandwich into your soup, pulls it out and eats it*
*winks at you and leaves*
*plans on swapping your sugar for salt tonight when you're not looking*

OI OI OI
BANGERS AND MASH
BUBBLE AND SQUEAK
TOAD IN'T HOLE

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>>70985738

>>70985738
what race are ubzeks?

bruce willis was a ghost all along

*joins /brit/ discord*

Heading to the gym lads going to try to bench 80kgx5 wish me luck

sorta wish i was a girl

>>70985869
good luck mate

*crosses fingers behind back*

Imaging being under 6' in height

terrifying

>>70985879
it's overrated desu
keep your patriarchy membership

>>70985866
*never sees you again*

imagine being

terrifying

>>70985920
grim

Ah yes................................... the North.............................

Anyone here ever took dick in their arse?

>>70985954
no you faggio

*checks map*
*sees scotland still exists*
*slams fist on table*
NO MORE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyLUIXWnrC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNmta1gFjxU

who's in the right here?

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annie 2bh lads

>>70985954
Yes, been a while though. Used to have anal regularly with a fuccboi about 4 years back. He had this really thick smooth throbbing dick with a huge bellend.

Miss it tbqh

>>70986010
ill give you a hint: its not the british tard

>>70986010
LE SHOUTY WORDY NORVERN DWEEB

>>70985879
if you are a girl, you cannot be alone and indeed spend half your life rejecting men

Well good morning
Cold in
Irish heating

*checks map*
*oh shit tango around the corner*
*engages*

corbyn is a fucking joke

think i've perfected the japanese curry. the one i just made is fucking amazing.

>>70986107
doubt it

>>70986111
uh, sorry?

>>70986121
did i fucking stutter sweetheart?

>>70986107
*takes a whiff of your curry*

cor... 'kin 'ell mate. *spits in your curry and walks out of the room*

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SCREECHING

>>70984565
Aha what's the difference between a jew and a pizza aha

>>70986134
i dont concern myself with the opinion of sheep

>>70986152
ugh... whore

multiculturalism is the future of our country

"British" values will die and fade from history as we become a mish-mash of segregated communities sharing the same patch of land.

>>70986107
packet sauce and water? michelin star incoming.

>>70984376
larry's alpha as fuck

>>70986170
thanks

>>70986170
michelin make tyres i think haha dont have a licence

could really go for a cheeky death rn

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This thread is lacking in Americans.

Fear no more friends.

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that feel when

>>70986242
gwig rundown bls :DDD

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>This thread is lacking in Americans.

off 't chippy lads

>>70986277
>quoting my post without giving me a (you)

I've had it up to /here/ with you.

i want to give you guys an isnight into my exact life at this moement i've been awake since i got up for work 6am wednesday morning i've been doing coke all night was gonna settle down about an hour ago but i live nexy to a park and aomw TWATS from the council or whatyever turned up with their massive tractor sized lawnmower and 2 guys doing hedges. i've just stared at them angrily out the window chain smoking fags but then i noticed the postmab who inexplicavbkly is a 5 foot 2 paki even though practically nobodu around here is not white. ever tiuume i open my postbox i have to walk letters around to the correct address hecause of thay little paki moron. thinking it'd be funny to wait until he goes back to his van a watys away from my house then smack him in the face af ew timnsres lmao

not this bellend again

gonna do the dishes lads, wish me luck

(You)s are earned, I am not running a charity

gimmick idea: refer to the Union Flag as a 'banterstamp'
imply anyone whose flag doesn't include the banterstamp is incapable of engaging in clever witticisms.

thoughts, lads?

just been paid $768 lads

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>>70986330

I been this way and I won't stop

Hands on the ball and I won't drop

Half assed rhymes that you can't rock to

It ain't because I wanna, It's because I got to

tastes of fuck all

>>70986344
Absolutely awful

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me on right

thread is shit, shall be leaving
last one out remember to close the gate to stop the runts escaping

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THAT DOES IT

I'M NEVER GIVING ANOTHER ANGLO A (you) FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE

Dumb frogposter

don't worry

stupid dumb yank frogposter

be happy

had physio this morning lads cos i've got a bit of a bad back. the physiotherapist unironically crushed my bollocks while she was moving my legs around.

fucking yanks

>tfw no bantastamp

Unironically been stuck at 80kg bench now for ages someone who's good at it please advise

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>>70986472
Please tell me it was a boy

off to the posh 'ipper for lunch lads

first day on the job as a physiotherapist lads
do people always make such weird noises when you move their legs about?

>>70986491
how's your form la

>>70986107
apple juice fried? nobel cooking prize incoming

>>70986515
Retract shoulders and scapula as much as I can, my arch isn't that big but not looking to do it power lifter style. Weigh 75kg @6ft

>>70986491
just pick it up and put it back

POO

link me to something interesting

>>70986538
give /fit/ a buzz i suppose

fucking hates br*ts

is uni only worth it if you go russell group

Recently got into the annoying habit of needing a shit as soon as I finish my lunch. I am fine with shitting on company time, but taking ten minutes out of my own lunch break cos my stomach can't calm itself down is just a piss take

>>70986563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq2MgxGcgS4

>>70986563
here
>>70984376
>>70984376
>>70984376

>>70986606
Yes desu. Also stay away from meme degrees, even at rustlers these are useless.

220g of bocconcini right down the gullet

I regularly give my hard-earned money to an establishment for the privilege of entering their building then picking their heavy things up and putting them back down

>>70986563
http://www.hoovedesigns.com/woods.html

>>70986606
depends what subject you choose. some vocational stuff is only done out of the old polytechnics. but thats fine and specialist so not that relevant.

if you're doing a purely academic degree then yeh go for a rustlers or whatever.

>>70986643
>hoovedesigns
shan't

>>70986621
not a big fan
>>70986643
interesting

>there are people in Peru called Wankas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankas

>>70986680
fine try this
http://vivastreet.co.uk/escort+west-midland-region

I'm so alone.

wish people would stop assuming because my chromosomes are XY that I'm male

>>70986635
t.poor skelly

>>70986727
there are plenty of wankas in this very thread, mate

>>70986761
wtf

am NOT looking forward to my family members saying happy birthday tomorrow like im supposed to be thrilled about it

*pulls out didgeridoo*


BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

>>70986826
grim

>>70986826
...poo?

what does the average briton think about depeche mode?

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Alright lads, bit dead in here eh

>>70986810
Fucking hate birthdays mate

>>70986946
what a stupid question

just ate a grape

>>70986966
was a fucking stellar question back me up here lads

>>70986946
britons are dead mate

just watched someone eat a grape

bit annoyed because i'm not going to a rustlers, but it's not like i'm going to a complete shit tier uni like southampton solent, it's still considered a good uni

but i still feel like i'm wasting my time because it's not a rustler

>>70986966
fuck off you wobbly wanksheet

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>>70986967

>>70986985
you're gonna be dead in a second mate

im 5'8 and never had a girlfriend
do you think they are related?

>>70986810
>>70986955
didn't tell any in-city friend about birthday this time. 'twas good

>>70986999
nah mate, taking 3 years out of your life to spend £30,000 on a piece of paper is definitely not a waste of time

>>70987011
have all these minus the fruit aha

arrogant students

done the ol' 'ower and the ol' 'ave.
Feeling less like shit lads

>>70987032
no

>tfw chose a course with a year in industry
>Tfw nothing to stick in my CV
>Tfw going to be applying for placements soon
FUCK lads do not ever do this

looking for a good night kiss

what the fuck does the average brit think about depeche mode

>>70987081
>good night kiss
>2 in the afternoon
reckon you're gonna struggle

>>70987043
but i'm interested in the course, i want to experience a new place, and again it's not like it's some complete shit tier school

will NOT sleep until I receive a good night kiss (no rude nigels)

>get rejected from graduate scheme
>can justifiably think 'your loss' because I got an offer from and started at a better job since I applied

good feel lads

>>70987113
I'll give you a good night kiss (with my fist)

Feel sick lads, horrible cough and I'm achey ;_;

Give me some ch00ns to listen to lads, want to get into like 70s rock and pop and all that stuff.

>>70987032
doubt it

>>70987130
Hope it's fatal

come off the spatts and kiss my cheek

showering every single morning is actually bad for your skin

plus you are some prissy little BITCHES

>>70987112
>on your CV here...
>yeah?
>after you left school there's 3 years before now, what were you doing?
>oh, uh, I was really interested in a course. you know, experiencing a new place!
>...so you weren't working, for 3 years
>i-it wasn't a shit school though, a-and I got a piece of paper for it
>right...

>>70987131
depeche mode

back from t' chippy lads

>>70987131
street life - randy crawford

>>70987168
That's why you shower at the end of the day.

>>70987177
>>70987191
Ah yes the epitome of /brit/s musical taste

>>70987065
Haha I did the same thing and now I might not get back in for final year. Your course should help you with the creation of your CV. Just make sure you smart applying for placements as soon as possible. Do not wait.

>>70987131
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mrZRURcb1cM
Can't go wrong with Fleetwood mac

>>70987219
I forgot about them, cheers frenchie

>>70987131
bowie

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>tfw smart applying for placements

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SOMEONE KISS ME GOOD NIGHT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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>>70987131

>>70987248
*drags your duvet off and fucking chucks it out the window*

>>70987240
To be honest I've never really explored Bowie, only know his most famous ones that every tom dick and harry knows

>>70987252
kind of mong cut is that you fuckn pillock

*eats a loaf of bread*

>>70986538
eat more la

>>70987261
*fucking dies*
finally... some peace

>>70987252
Who's that mongoloid?

>>70987218
Why aren't you getting back in?

>>70987252
>le runty lad look

so contrived, cant fathom how much money he spends on fifa packs

What's the runtiest hair cut lads?

>>70987354
undercut with loads on top

>>70987280
Placement needed to be 5 days a week for 6 months (minimum) but it's only 3 per week for 6 months. They neglected to inform me of this until I'd secured it though. Cunts.

>>70987264
me neither haha

>>70987354
just about whatever the fuck you got mate ahahaaahahahahah

>>70987354
That one with short sides with a load of curly shit on top that all the 17 year olds like to have these days

>>70987389
Shit, they could kick you out for not getting a good enough placement? Is this at a rustlers?

Father Brown is on, lads. I wonder what mental shit he'll be getting up to today, lol.

this swede is about as funny as aids

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>>70987354

>>70987402
lol

>>70987454
>2017
>hating on the biebs

new
>>70987484
>>70987484
>>70987484

>>70987431
absolute rot post ahahahaah kin hell mate ahahaahh