/brit/

fanny

a bigger boy told me to post that

>>70943790
welcome to May's Britian

public and private are both shambles everything is shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEXiAOUTlbs

>>70943860
this

fuck beleavers

never had sex

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me in the background

don't post qt paki sluts

post qt desi sluts

>>70943783
walked past a guy wearing a trump shirt on the day of the election in newtown (lefty central in sydney)

had this half-daring half-scared shitless look on his face and looked a proper 5'7" manlet lmao

>>70943900
me in the foreground

>>70943900
me in the playground

don't post qt desi sluts

post qt fijian sluts

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don't post girls

post the future of Britain.

he's right you know

Looking at the contestant's for Britain's Next Top Model and one of them is apparently a bloke

>>70943913
Well I wasn't scared at least and I'm pretty tall - 5'10

>>70943973
was more that he had a defiantly insecure look on his face
right laugh

>>70943902
The gf

>>70944008
Was hoping you'd bite the bait desu

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>>70943953
Which one lads? (I mean to win, not which one you fancy

For me, it''s bottom row middle in blue

>>70944030
ahhh hm

>>70943934
they're rarely qt but the ones that are are something special
most have some gold teeth though

Honestly feel like I would be an excellent lawyer - I never lose arguments

if you disagree you're a poopy face

>>70944047
For me, it's the mcchicken

>>70944076
have this exact same body lol

>>70944076
moar

>>70944047
the one that has a feminine penis

>>70944001

B U N D A
U
N
D
A

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>they're rarely qt but the ones that are are something special

>>70944047
top row, third from the left

>>70944103
the best fast food sandwich desu

>>70944045
>purple eyes

KHALEESI!!

my deano manager is upset I don't kiss his arse or help him with his vanity projects

howling

>>70944174
Big tasty from maccies la
>t. millionaire

>>70944174
fuck off murderer

desperately want david cameron in charge again, he knew how to run a country

gonna have a yoghurt and apple for dessert lads hahahaha YUM

>>70944047
hi, >>70944147 here

just found out it's one of the black ones

i'd likt to retract the statement i made here >>70944147

cheers x

Albanians caught entering UK illegally more than any other nationality

>>70944221
The 'dovs do not will it lad, they must have good reason

>>70944223
approve of the apple. recommend adding a satsuma to that.

The German Politician Adolf Hitler, known for his distinctive and controversial political views, has died today at the age of 56.

4 quid in sainsburys for a tiny little runty steak
How am i meant to survive

Would be better off on bennies

my runt employee is getting hostile because i tried to include him in something, i was just trying to be nice seeing as he doesn't talk to anyone but he just started screeching autistically

howling

>>70943827
Dat Lisa Gerrard wailing at the start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PudYIYsAC0

The biggest problem with /brit/ is that people feel the need to post everything they think or do in passing (bowel movements, masturbation, etc.) which results in the thread moving too fast and hindering any type of discussion from taking place.

who gets dubs like sick children get die? scrubmaster

>>70944254
>illegally
Wanting a better life for yourself and your family isnt a crime.

They're fleeing A WAR. Remember the kindertransport

>>70944199
it's been proven many times that it's the mcchicken lad this isn't up for debate

doing a plop

>>70944309
we discuss poos and wanks all the time lad what you on about

>>70944320
what war is there in albania

>>70944322
Even the chicken legend is better than the mcchicken

>>70944320
there is no war in albania

>>70944354
war of adding lesotho to sphere of influence

>>70944354
>>70944357
The WAR on POVERTY

>>70944354
>>70944357
there is no war in albania but albania is still a warzone lmao

gonna make a film where the cool character is actually just in the main character's imagination

he finds that out towards the end

>>70944355
i said it wasn't up for debate lad. won't be discussing this any further.

Deviled Eggs are terrible

>>70944418
McChicken is literally a big chicken nugget.

What's not up for debate is how shit your taste is

>>70944405
it already exists you mong

it's called batman the dark knight

>>70944427
Autism, Texas

>>70944268
*surreptiously googles "satsuma"*

>do a /ck/ meme
>matey takes it personally and starts picking fights

>>70944440
Your taste will be shit when I plunge my cock down your throat after fucking you in your rectum.

>>70944405
can the protagonist's alter ego be called Frankie "Bones" Palooka?

Cannot get over how similar the Podesta's look to the Maddy Mccann abductor efits.

what is post-irony?

>>70944496
*pretends I get the reference*
yeah mate haha

>>70944529
putting it on a hanger

>>70944529
"we like memes and we don't care"

want a loyal and feisty latina gf who can dance well lads

>>70944532
not everything is a reference you millennial asswipe

(that was areference to gta 5 just now though)

>>70944529
an ironic piece of wood

>>70944557
same. need to learn spanish

is there a /brit/ last.fm group?

VERY ANGRY ABOUT A /CK/ MEME

lost my arena character in exanima permanently
unhappy

>>70944577
we really need to lad, they never speak english, the plebs

>>70944591
I've just asked the whatsapp group and they said no

>>70944593
>>70944473
Nobody cares about your shit meme lad

food van is late again
third time this week

>>70944577
>>70944611
>he didn't do Spanish in secondary

google really wants me to stay signed in

>>70944636
so you're now fluent are you?

>>70944636
was too busy spitting in your mum's cunt during secondary la

>>70944654
si

Lets unite the Christian churches, the failed Protestants and the Roman Catholics and the beautiful proud eastern Orthodox lads.. Let us undo the schism.
Our division is our undoing. The enemy spreads like a tumour, harmless at first yet eroding our cultures.

>>70944632
t. upset about chicken sandwiches

>>70944676
literally nobody cares about religion in the UK apart from muds and dotheads

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>London
>Paris
>Poland
>Banana

sure ran out of ideas quick

>>70944676
Christ should come first and Christians are not denominations they are people with different perspectives and it is natural for two different people to have different opinions even though their denomination says "this is what we have for a consensus"

Christ is the same person, and the Word is the same in the Gospel, but the people who understand the Word have different understandings. This is natural, yet they all follow the same person.

If you care to much about what kind of Christian you are, you miss out on the Christ who transcends all labels of denomination,let while holding all of them together at the same time, even as they seperate from eachother, without realizing Christ holds them together.

>>70944757
you're a kiribatty boy

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>>70944718
>neighbours used to fuck and do DIY late into the night
>now they have a loud baby that cried almost nonstop for four hours last night and it's being kept in the room that borders mine

>>70944782
play very loud reggeaton

post qt boipucci

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me on the right

>>70944782
Didn't mean to quote

>>70944810
Cara is such a butterface, except her body is also ugly

how do you call a butterface with an ugly body?

the wife's kid was crying all night again lads
probably because we have to put him in the room that smells weird because it shares a wall with whatever swamp creature died next door

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>>70944841
bent CUNT

>>70944731
Women can pursue careers into their 30s.
Career>mother
So they're no longer fertile.. Birthrate falls.
Do we say, look British women, Being a mother in a traditional family is actually the most amazing thing you can do for your country.. No. We import breeders from alien cunts and they import their traditions.

I really don't like this meme where somebody posts a story which includes a certain character and then another poster in the thread pretends to be that character

why the FUCK is overwatch still so expensive??

>>70944873
MOAR

grew out of videogames at 17

just pretended to be a character from someone else's post

>>70944897
it's about 30 quid here how much is it there

>>70944926
$90

>>70944893
crosscuck please

Have noticed a pattern where I'm very good at talking with women the first day/night but after that it all goes to shit, I guess they look back on it and realise it was a mistake
fuck sake

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spending 20 years on the one planet in Interstellar would mean 1.22 million years would pass on Earth

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>>70944847

>>70944943
be quiet paki.
There are some of us whom still care.

>>70944992
you'll die out within a generation, jew-on-a-stick cult

are jahans looks like his hair is already thinning
bit funny

>>70944983
mass effect andromeda looks like shit

what is jerusalem worth?

>>70945002
at least something about him is thinning

>>70945015
The blood of every good little U.S. citizen

>>70945001
Birmingham airport, England. A hole in the ground. Pakistan special.
What have we become?

6'2" and built like a good little U.S citizen

Hot sticky cum.

>>70944967
haha just gotta be yourself

90% of these threads are just people saying random shit and not even replying to one another.

>>70945062
The toilets.. shocking

stinky swede

It's almost noon lads.

You know what that means

hair's at that annoying length where the side bits don't know whether to go in front of or behind my ears

>>70945015
nothing

>>70945118
There's a only one simple solution la

cut off your ears

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>>70945117
?

>>70945015
everything

>>70945091
just like real life

*70945091
agreed

>>70945156
post fuck machines

>>70945152
*clocks you in the throat*

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>>70945164
would rail this one

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>>70945117

>>70945208
haha literally me *caughs up bloody lung*

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let's post some wholesome christian girls

Oh I got something to say -
I raped your mother today

>>70945229
post heathen slags instead

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>>70945253
>"oi guv, herd you callin' me a slag. what's your game, bruv?" *flexes*

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you just KNOW..

https://mobile.twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/829292694832812037

>>70945229
Isn't her next film about her having a muslim immigrant's baby?

FUCK FUCKITY FUCK

Is it true that if you make a FB profile with your phone number, people who have your number get automatically notified about my new account with FB?

>>70945395
fuck off phone poster

>>70945347
hmm yes
this certainly gets my mass erect

>>70945401
I don't know who that heathen slag is

people who post mobile links will be the first against the wall when i'm president 2bh

>>70945418
yeah you autist

better remove all those hitler pics and fast

>>70945419
up yours hahahaha

>>70945444
Um it was for solely for grabbing puss

>>70945436
https://mobile.twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/828993396450680836

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>>70943827
>tfw they were all right

>>70945480
*Made

Honestly looking back at it can we say Hitler was simply RIGHT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CYAXRGuxU

>>70945401
its like her british parents die while shes in morocco and then shes taken an raised as a muslim or something

need poo need wee

my name is not important.......

let it be-e-ee-eee-eeee-e-ee-eee

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>>70945510
no

>>70945510
No Hitler was clearly wrong. Mosley was right though

>>70945540
He had parky?

>>70945510
No
he was an idiot who ended up making everyone he set out to destroy more powerful

>>70945583
sounds like me haha

>>70945561
what was that moron right about?? literally a hitler wannabe

>>70945659
me on the bottom

ah yes we're STILL doing that thing where we pretend Hitler was the bad guy...

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the absolute state of modern "men"

ah yes we're STILL doing that thing where we pretend Magneto was the bad guy...

>>70945656
Hitler was all about German racial supremecy, Mosley was all about united European cooperation

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>>70945749
>jew
>not the bad guy in each and every instance

>>70945768
>German racial supremacy

Explains his alliance with Spain and Italy perfectly

Spastic

>>70945583
That doesn't mean he was wrong though you retard

>>70945812
it does

>>70945700
Your wife in the other room w/ Adbul making babies you pay for.

fucking neets in this thread

>>70945788
you're a gobshite. Why is America allied with Britain when its clearly interested in American superiority?

Not to mention the fact that Germany and italy didn't even have conflicting goals, Italys expansion was to Africa and the MENA, Germanys was to the Eastern and western Europe

Also he never allied with Spain, they stayed neutral during the war

>>70945889
How?

If you fail at something, it doesn't mean you were wrong about it.

>I want to be able to run 10 miles
>only run 8 miles
>HAHA YOU WERE WRONG

anyone use musictube on their iphone? fucking app wont load most of my songs for some reason

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvdp9jiUA9I

Screeching

watching ghost on channel nine
around the part where he kills carl

>>70945987
fuck off you little meet

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some men ... want to rule the world

me?

I rule a chess board

https://en.lichess.org/fWzbKILG

joined then left haha

How rude

https://en.lichess.org/qvYcb9eL
https://en.lichess.org/qvYcb9eL
https://en.lichess.org/qvYcb9eL

>>70946028
what

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WTF I hate Australia now

>>70945988
shut it off 9 seconds in

May is useless at PMQs, Jezza wins every week

>>70946112
what is it about jezza thats so funny
I like him even though I'd be against most he'd want to do probably

>would hate immigrants but am an immigrant myself
>would hate muslims but come from a muslim backgrounds
>would hate fat people but am a fatty bom myself
>would make fun of short men but am short myself
>would make fun of balding men but am balding myself

wew

god really fucked me didnt he

Might travel to Melbourne for about 3-4 weeks this summer before I start my PhD

Thoughts?

>>70946151
rasheed

>>70946166
dont care

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>god

>>70946151
Disgusting

>>70946166
could not care any fucking less you absolute fat fucking tiger

>>70946166
phds can't be worth much when doughnuts like you are doing them

>>70946198
would say this too if it weren't about me haha

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>>70946151
alri poley

really enjoy 1:10-1:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98

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Ah yes the so called office politis

Just got a letter from Patient First (basically the McDonald's of medicine) telling me my health insurance left me with a debt of $60 for my brief visit with strep throat. Was literally there 20 minutes, already paid for the antibiotics they gave me and paid my copay while I was there. Literally never had this happen before. My insurance is now more expensive than ever and it apparently covers fuck all. It's like they're pretty much saying "give us a chunk out of every paycheck to avoid the povvo no insurance fee from the feds" and that's the extent of my coverage now. My employer can't even afford to cover the entire insurance cost like they used to anymore, it used to be free through my work and covered pretty much everything. But at least some po-broke blacks in Detroit and "Chiraq" can stay unemployed without dying out, HUGE comfort for me...

I swear the lefties deserve every ounce of failure they get in the next 8 years, get a job cunts

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Lad appears to have left the game


https://en.lichess.org/eeWi1aPf
https://en.lichess.org/eeWi1aPf
https://en.lichess.org/eeWi1aPf

Rock is the white mans music

not racist just don't like nonwhites

business idea: burn down the house

>>70946270
correct, which is why irish people should leave it well alone

>>70946270
Poverty is the Irish man's burden

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"chip chip ol' sport, seen any leftie defeatists around here?"

WHAT will YOU say??!?!?!?!!!?!

>>70946254
>finnish people

had fish n fries for the first time last weekend. was it supposed to be bland as fuck? srs. no seasoning whatsoever aside from some lemon juice. it was a joke.

had it in some tourist trap near the tower of london. cost 17 fucking pounds. what a fucking gyp.

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That first sip

>>70946377
i'd say they're all in london m8

>>70946377
>chip

It's chipper

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>>70946188
>Potatoes

>>70946381
you're meant to put salt and vinegar on it
and maybe gravy or curry or tomato sauce

>>70946377
OsMo was quite sexy desu

>>70946262
sorry was unironically playing on my phone under the desk at work and got sidetracked
want to load it up on the pc but no am I accessing 4chan.org from work

>>70946396
Despicable little rodent

>>70946416
No worries lad x

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>>70946381
>He fell for the buying food in central London meme

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>>70946415

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=239745102

>>70946416
pshh I go on 4chan at work every single day, boss even sits right behind me

>>70946446
actual virus, dont click

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shannot be defiling my eyes with so much as a pixel

>>70946412
17 blinking pounds and not a drop of blinking vinegar came with. wtf london. step your shit up

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>"Now men, those who believe that multiculturalism is beneficial to society please stand forward"

Do you stand forward, lads?

>>70946457
It's on the counter, you add salt and vinegar yourself.

Did you at least ask for scraps, tey can't charge you for those and are delicious

>>70946417
Would crush you like an insect

lots of big pictures being posted, hope you guys have enough bandwidth

>>70946457
>£17 for fish and chips
ah yes, london

*dusts off thawb and stands forward*

Rolf Harris cleared

/brit/ btfo

>>70946471
scraps? that some sort of appetizer thing like breadsticks?

Got charged 10 quid for a sub sandwich in kennsington
>london

>>70946381
17 quid for fish and chips? fucking hell

feela good living in the northern powerhouse

>>70946536
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scraps_(batter)

>>70946536
it's the fried shit that falls off all the fish into the oil
they scrape it up and give it to povvos who ask for it

just smoked a few bongs lads haha pretty degenerate desu

>>70946564
Hehe

>>70946564
hoho

>>70946564
hehe

>>70946547
>>70946554
next time lads

>>70946575
>
>>70946584
>>70946604

haha cheers guys

love how space raiders have stayed loyal at 20p unlike those freddo bastards.

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Coulda played it out to the end mate. Well played anyway

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>space raiders

>>70946633
How much are them transformers crisps?

friendly reminder that chessautist asks people to withdraw moves that cause him to lose and just kicks you if you decline
he does nothing but play chess here all day too
sad

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fall in love with a different office slag each week

staring at arses is the only thing that gets me through the day

>>70946702
prefer not to say

>>70946708
grim
will keep this in mind

>>70946709
bit pathetic

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*enters thread*

>>70946726
shut up you neet twat

>>70946702
chips*

>>70946751
no need to lash out

>>70946650
i HATE you chessbro

do not like this other swede poster

abos are honourary aryans

brapposting is just an elaborate reference to monty pythons "i fart in your general direction"

>>70946708
what a fucking loser

imagine if britain hadn't got involved in WWI
the outcome probably wouldn't have been very different, but the USA might have gotten involved earlier to stop france getting crushed

Britain would have stayed allied to japan and perhaps subsequently germany

hmmm

wtf just found out that chessautist asks people to withdraw moves that cause him to lose and just kicks you if you decline

>>70946765
no need to be a benny scrounging scumbag either but you still do it

>>70946765
ah, let him be lad. Mr noseburg has him exhausted with all the work hes doing today, but mr noseburg needs those profit margins to increase!

>>70946772
this is actually me

>>70946792
US didn't give a shit about France, they were in their isolationist period
if britain didn't enter the war there would have probably been a fascist hegemony, not just germany but we'd probably have fascism in place of a lot of democracies that we have today

>>70946792
>Britain would have stayed allied to japan and perhaps subsequently germany
nah

>>70946801
I see I've struck a nerve

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[screams internally]

>>70946814
t. virgin with no mates

>>70946799
heard he waits outside the school gates taking photos

>>70946799
somebody told me that he's 4'8" and balding too

>>70946844
didn't you just say you fell in love with a different girl every week
thats pretty virgin desu

>>70946842
I envy you. Anything under 25 is unacceptable.

>>70946841
I'll be striking you in your face in a minute
>>70946842
come home white man

looks like the wagies are losing it

poor sods

>>70946866
wasn't in a literal sense you fucking loner

>>70946910
they never had it
they're just realizing this

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somewhere between moderately and quite bored

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>>70946968

>>70946915
oh really? I thought you meant you literally fell in love with them. (I didn't!)
I do it toobh though. I see the same few girls on my train every day and I always think oh she seems really nice for a week until another catches my eye. im too beta to make a move though

>>70946968
ethan & hila used to look good

>>70946968
me on the left x

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>>70946881
wish my ancestors never knicked that bread iah

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>>70947050
stop hogging the line!!!!

>>70947050
knicked ur mums virginity lad

>>70947114
>>70947114
>>70947114
>>70947114
>>70947114

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underrated post