/brit/

It's 3.32pm

need to head to work in 15 minutes

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Tiger, tiger, youre so fat
You look like a spoiled cat
Tiger, tiger youre so thick
Fat and orange as a spic
Tiger, tiger show me who
Gave too much food to you
Tiger, tiger, tell me true
This can't be a normal zoo
Tiger, tiger, what can i do
To save you from these poo in loos

>>70941388
it's 4:33pm

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>no lefty gf

>>70941421
she's taking that photo in a mirror, you prat, she's a righty

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Supposed to be at work 35 minutes ago wahey

>>70941414
In Perth, yeah

>>70941427
hmmm....

*copies post and pastes it into good_posts.txt*

>>70941427
I never got this whole

>of course it's flipped in the mirror moron that's how they work!!!

I can't determine it in my head quickly nor can I trace my way back on car routes in reverse. I have no spatial ability at all.

phones rinnging FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>70941446
EVERYWHERE cunt

>>70941459
NOT ON THE EAST COAST YA FUCKIN POOFTA

>>70941459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ELh7P2ZtA

>>70941442
surely that bowl is meant for 10 people?

don't know how anyone could manage that much food

just listening to a mashup x

>>70941427
she is still using her left hand though

Chess lad here

If you lads REALLY want to learn something you should chat to the Russian, best player I've encountered here

at what age did you realise that hitler was right

>>70941484
he's talking about me im on holiday

>>70941456
ok, why are you telling us how mediocre and worthless you are? do you want us to celebrate you for being a useless fuck

>ok
Child-tier

https://lichess.org/I4PwXINB

@70941498

Normies with good spatial awareness from athletic activities need to leave.

>>70941489
10

>>70941388
>>70941414
not even close lids

don't like this trend of talking to your dog like a baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRswxxT3HQ8

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However, socialism, which was a legitimate reaction against liberal slavery, went astray because it resulted, first, in the materialist interpretation of life and history; second, in a sense of reprisal; and third, in the proclamation of the dogma of class struggle. - chicANO

*applies*

enjoyed The Oddysey

just joined the military see you all in the next life

>>70941534
>>70941414
>>70941388
WHOAH

the time is different in different timezones?

flip me sideways over a barrel and push me over with a feather!

>>70941482
wrong

@70941484
Kill yourself.

>>70941545
People who fetishize their dogs like human beings have mental illness.

Dogs in general are either pieces of yard furniture or utter runt pets that get spoken to like children.

>>70941568
Allahu ackbar anon

>>70941576
paki

>>70941569
Stfu ya whinging pommy cunt
I'll fuckin smash you

>>70941489
When I was in primary school, about year 3, I made an armband with a swastika on it out of paper and did the whole goose stepping thing. Had literally no idea why the teachers got pissy at the time, I'd just been watching the History Channel the day before and thought it looked cool
can see why things like the hitlerjugend was so effective

fuck all of you

>>70941586

I named pakis in the former example.

>>70941599
post fucking machines

>on second date with girl
>very casually bring up kids as a topic
>girl starts talking about how disgusting it would be to be pregnant and how she would never want her own kids
>ask what her ideal family would look like
>she says her, her "partner" and three dogs

It's so sweet when you've got money to spend

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>>70941632

>>70941646
this reminds me i just did one of those poos where it seems like no matter how much you wipe there is still more coming out
arsehole was bleeding by the end

>>70941646
me in the middle hanging on the tp

>>70941642
ah yes, women

>>70941642
>bringing up kids on the second date

i'd give an equally retarded answer if that happened to me

>>70941664
remidns me of one of those schoolyard poos that'd end up on the stall wall

ah yes the brits have woken up thread ruined

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at work

tired

want to go to bed

hungry

need a wee

need a wank

want to go home

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>>70941646
>>70941670

>>70941561
dat sound off the strat.

>>70941686
what job lad?

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meanwhile on /int/ space station...

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>>70941688

posting from the call centre

>>70941709
*tears open a bag of chips*

>>70941709
*opens the airlock*

alright lads i am here. how's it foing?

>>70941740
>helping ge*mans

>>70941757
not bad

>>70941740
did a post

>>70941740
Fuck off Fritz

>>70941757
>foing

YOU IDIOT MONG RETARD CAN''T SPELL RIGHT

>>70941737
should make one like this but for white people inventions (nearly all) vs rest of the world inventions (barely any)

the butthurt would be top lmao lads

>>70941757
b-bucks?

what should watch next on netflix

>>70941779
doesn't really reflect on the person you're marrying though :-/

>>70941813
what does that mean
nevermind dont want to know

>>70941811
yes it does lol

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*cracks open a cold one*

>>70941779
FUCK wh*te 'people'

>>70941668
I did it proper discrete though, perfect fluid seamless transition. Also I'm mid twenties so it's a bit more normal to be upfront about all that.

And practically speaking, there's enough girls out there nowadays that "don't want kids" so I've had to get the topic out soon so I don't waste time on a relationship which has no long term potential.

>>70941817
*explains it to you*

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>positive discrimination but also an unpaid position

why did it turn out like this

>>70941813
muslim meme game is weak

Siracha actually good or just a meme?

>>70941857
numale gook sauce meme

don't

it's complementary to numale gook noodles, pho

Love this lass 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwUQlkAUQDI

>>70941911
funny you should say, because THAT IS LITERALLY me

*sucks in gut*

>>70941961
*notices and ignores you for the rest of the party*

>>70941947

m-marry me

Why are Yanks such hideous fat fucks?

>>70941979
na

>>70941911
Yeah
She is realy great!
Also other russian hiphop/rap isn't that bad.

>>70941911
hate this sort of meme rap

wish sub'dits I filtered would be the same on all my devices
sick and tired of seeing nothing but sluts on the front page

>>70942012
>>70942028

not sure if i like it because she is pretty or because it is good

but I enjoy it, anyway

>>70941911
shit

>>70942030
stop posting

>>70942041
don't care fuck off

>>70942058
HOWLING

why are kiwis so mean

I don't believe I've ever met a German on Steam I would not describe as a fag or numale.

>>70942063

please stop the negativity :)

>>70942078
grim

>>70942058
How is this not political discrimination?
And why do western leftis use the same rethoric and tactics like the right?
Did the all go ful circle on the left/right spectrum of politics and come out at the other end?

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>>70942118
pooftah

>>70942134
FUCK OFF

is this the same Aussie who spams those cooking webums

>>70942141
>why do western leftis use the same rethoric and tactics like the right

Is authoritarianism inherently right wing? Identitarian sentiment is inherent to leftism.

>>70942141
Rorke and rasheed are two sides of the same coin

>>70942141
Horseshoe theory

It's real

>>70942154

you're not every polite x

>>70942209
least favorite meme

>>70942204
The international Jewish coin no less

Only capitalism can defeat extremism

>>70942180
So they both have the same/similar endgame?
Just with diferent flavor text?
Wtf i hate politics now!

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/barbour-bedale-relaxed-fit-waterproof-waxed-cotton-jacket/3362065?cm_mmc=display_rt-_-tellapart-_-men%3Aouterwear%3Ajacket_coat-_-core

thinking about buying this

>>70942230
>Only capitalism can defeat extremism

GOOD post

capitalism benefits us all in innumerable ways

>>70942249
Yes it does and it's the reason why the 3rd World is rapidly developing and why the West continues to get richer

It's a winner all around and most people agree except for a fringe but loud minority

Tiger, tiger, you're so fat
You look like a spoiled cat
Tiger, tiger, you're so thick
Fat and orange as a brick
Tiger, tiger, show me who
Gave too much food to you
Tiger, tiger, tell me true
This can't be a normal zoo
Tiger, tiger, what can i do
To save you from these terrible slews

real wages refuse to go up so I'm not getting richer tbqh

>>70942293
i think the problem is inherently conservatism

capitalism is dynamic and unpredictable

people with entrenched power want to preserve their position (hence leftists protesting for unionism and higher wages and rorkes being afraid of immigrants)

>>70942249
You lads need to fix things, as a Brit we need to too.
Maybe we're both too far gone..
There is always hope.

just listening to some tay tay

imagining that we meet each other on some talk show and we joke about life lol xx

>>70942363
will put this on my suicide not

>DUDE MULTIPLE WIVES LMAO
we get it.

>>70942339
I think it comes from both sides

Rightists worry about changing culture so they engage in trade and border protectionism and leftists don't like that some people are rich and some people are poor so they want the government to engage in wage protectionism from the bottom and the top

>>70942379

just listening to 22

realize im 24 and get real sad lol x

>we get it.
Horrible gimmick

>>70942363
>>70942421
never post again

>>70942379
>>70942422
retire

>>70942422
not i

>>70942450

all me x

>>70942461
not true

delete your account

>>70942461
was actually me

Who here has ever been to a club called 'tiger tiger' in london? Been there 5 years ago. Literally /brit/:the club. All the memes are there deanos, rasheed, skanky brit females

privatise the world

>>70942491
I have a poem with such a title if you would like to read it

>>70942222
expect its not a meme
also its a great tool to trigger pol mongs and internet twenty something commies

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Doing a long hard think

>>70942502

globalize THIS

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>tfw to intelligent to be a libdem

>>70942524
I want to sexcum in her guypuss

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>>70942535
forgot image

>>70942491
There's a club in Islington but you wouldn't get in, Algeria.

>>70942539
>wen u solve p versus np but she keep suckin

shall do a fart, thoughts?

I saw Nigel Farage at a Sainsbury's in London yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a cunt and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Lion Bars in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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we should militarise the youth

>>70942539
agent orange was a mistake

america was a mistake

used to fap over buttons by the pussycat dolls all the time

reading articles about the guy who killed my dad

he's been trying to appeal his sentence for years

>howling at the person with a weird white flag trying to communicate since the old thread (hurr durr call them smoko not 'boro because it's a brand, when I was specifically talking about the brand. How are you going to compare the price between different countries otherwise you pathetic imbecile. Anyway didn't read his posts tbqh.

>>70942603
sorry mate

Pussy Riot is the most avant garde band of our time

>>70942580
https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1486484498793.webm

>>70942603
pay one of the prison gangs to kill him

>>70942588
Shit me too, especially about the redhead. Stopped when I googled her and I found out she's a jew and started fapping about nicole instead

the literal media

trying to grow a mustache

(it's not going very well)

usually find reddit humour to be cringy as fuck but I quite like this justgirlythings parodies with the war references

probably a symptom of my runtiness haha

>>70942632
why as Elliott made such a resurgence in the last year or so?

watching a rekt thread in /gif/

>>70942673
post it here! :)

*leaves and shuts the door*

haitiANO

need a deep fat fryer. think its the last big item my kitchen needs. got a bunch of recipes that i want to cook that need one.

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How Unerving hmmmmm

>>70942708
Something out of Bloodborne

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>>70942708
i went to a bodyworks exhibition when i was a kid.

really creepy and interesting.

even got away with touching a few of the cadavers lol.

>>70942588
"I Don't Need a Man" was a good one too

>>70942751
>having the virgin posture
runtlet

something's changed about the way pictures expand on 4chan, I swear down

>>70942751
Me in the picture

>>70942619
>>70942638
i'd rather help him get off the hook desu, my dad was a shithead and it was assisted suicide anyway

>>70942751
me after a friday night haha

>>70942668
who knows

just the way of the internet I suppose

>>70942751
>even got away with touching a few of the cadavers lol.
that's fucked lol

don't think there's a better feeling than finally cracking your neck and feeling immediate relief
ahhh

>>70942708
reminds me a movie or a video game where the aliens look like this but i cant rememer the name

>>70942751
chebsssssssss

contemplating a wank

Kettle chips: sea salt & balsamic vinegar... this isn't very good lads.

>>70942805
post fucking machines

*Doing a work*

how can people call America backward when they don't have legal cannabis and euthanasia and same-sex marriage?

>>70942840
haitiANO

>>70942840
Kettle chips: sea salt & balsamic vinegar is THE worst brand for salt and vinegar

>>70942854
>how can people call America backward when they not degenerate, don't advocate murder, and aren't degenerate?
gee, I wonder

always surprises me just how many high ranking members of the SS and things like that ended up in equally high ranking positions in the bundeswehr in west germany after the war

>>70942762

yes lad

>>70942892
the years immediately after the war must have been a pretty crazy time. end of an era and the beginning of a new one.

>>70942866
you're right mate I should've gone with pepper & salt. still finished the bag tho haha im mental.

>>70941375
why are american christians still so devout?
Its all but collapsed in most of Europe

>>70942892
My grandpa fled to brazil f a m

don't even smoke

but i wish i could smoke in clubs, lads

>>70942943
*shaves your head*

jews fear the /brit/

>>70942941
culture of pioneer

>>70942892
thank g*d for nazi hunters

>>70942884
keeping cannabis illegal just ensures that criminal gangs get to profit from it

everyone should have the right to die a peaceful death and if they require someone's assistance and they're willing to help there is nothing wrong with that

you cannot deny rights to people based on how they were born

>>70942941
leftism has dismantled Christianity because it values secularism and freedom from oppressive ideology.

which i find strange as they then proceed to fill Europe with muslims which are far more fundamentalist and oppressive than christians.

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>>70942989
mate we'll be coming for you one day haha

>>70943001
they dismantled it because it has rules that you're punished for not followihg. Our societies are all about trying to be as comfortable as possible, theres no place in society like ours for something that tells you if you do x you WILL be punished in the next life. They'd rather live without any guilt

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>>70943044
>the next life

reckon death isn't much different than being unborn, twobh

deeply, deeply hungover

if you're not a national conservative you're doing it wrong lads

unironically voted for the greens in the last election haha

unironically threw my vote away in the last election haha (voted for the greens)

>>70943089
*swipes right*

>>70942999
yeah but what about gay marriage tho?

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>>70941401
>>70942294
meow

>>70943089
same. a few stupid policies in amongst a bunch of i agree with but you're never going to agree with everything a party wants

>>70943103
>preferential voting
>throwing away a vote
alri yank

killed a thread with my outstanding fat tiger gimmick

>>70943130
it still throws your vote away unless they hit a certain amount you absolute weapon

>>70943146
you have literally no idea how preferential voting works do you mate

>>70943103
i like to think it's a long term strategy to help stop 2-party thinking. if some people who think it's a waste to vote for the party they agree with most cos its not one of the main 2 see that party actually get a few votes, then a few more votes at the next election, then a few more the time after that, then maybe they'll vote for them next time. might be good in the long run.

>>70943126
underage get out

phones didn't even have cameras when i was 12

they could call, text, and play snake and that was it

>>70943167
read every letter of this

>>70943177
good lad

>>70943157
you literally have no idea. If you vote for someone who gets over a certain % votes then any votes after for that person transfer to number two on their list
thats the way it is here anyway

gf is being all soppy again

getting sweat in my fat rolls when a sit haha

>>70943216
dirty phimosis fat scrounger cunt

I'm gay. Your thoughts?

>>70943216
you're a spastic turtleneck wearing cunt jordan

>>70943232
your gay

Shagged a 16-year-old t'other night. I'm 22.

>>70943232
At least you didn't rape your friend's underage brother as payback for him sleeping with your adult sister

>>>/tv/79218218

/tv/ is fucked

oi jordan reply to me on weight watchers haha

>>70943232
Bit gay

Just realised I completely forgot to have dinner last night

Hmm

I'm REALLY gay. What are your thoughts on this matter?

>>70943274
hmm... yes.... perfectly normal human behaviour

>>70943292
bit gay

>>70943201
thick cunt lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHRPMJmzBBw

only had 2 lectures today and was gonna sleep in but mummy wasn't in work because shes "sick" so I had to head into town and pretend im in college.
Sitting in a cafe for the next two hours now

Lads I need some advice

>be me
>extremely poor 20 year old student living with my mum
>birthday is in a few days and my mum bought me an expensive new phone (new samsung galaxy)
>I told her to return it because I want her to keep the money, as we're poor as fuck and we'll need it later on
>she refuses to

what do? my current phone is old but still works fine

>>70943303
Hmm?

Don't respond to it

>>70943337
she probably fucked someone for it and can't return it

>>70943340
Mhmm

Hmmm...

Hmmmmmmm...

>>70943315
not how it works here
Germany and other shit countries have that system. Congrats for having a ahite shite system

>>70943347
you really are a little cunt arent you?

>>70943345
Alri, Ahmed. How's the cash & carry business going?

*posts*

Hmmmm

>>70941375
Skip all the God bullshit and these faggots actually make a lot of sense. It's not everyday I can say that about Christians.

Hmmmmmmm?

>>70943362
>if your party gets too many votes your second choice gets your vote
ah yes makes much more sense

>>70943337
ah yes, the northern powerhouse

got an apple AND a persimmon today
think the misses might be trying to fatten me up

>>70943398
no its like if your choice hits the cut off point (think its around 30%) hes elected. Any votes given to him afterwards will instead go to that persons second choice.

just thought about how gross it is to swim in the same pool with your dog

>>70943446
dogs are shit-tier animals and pets

>>70943446
not as gross as going dogging in your pool

>>70943455
t. ahmed al-ahmedi

>>70943455
t. abdulla bin rashid

>>70943248
Is that even legal m8

>>70943467
>>70943471
come to Luton and say it to my face

haven't had a think in 3 weeks

Do you ever stop to consider that we're leaving the EU? Feels pretty good 2bh.

You goyim know what sucks more than being a wagecuck? Being a transexual tripdyke

>>70943484
*flaps your veil*
can't mate

>>70943504
fuck off leave scum

>>70943488
Could be worse. You could be a mentally ill tranny too.

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>dogs are shit-tier animals and pets

we were doing so well

>>70943517
Fucking remoaners. You lost.

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business idea: shart-leading

>>70943523
Fuck off polish scum

literally shilling 24:7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPB1jy4vmFA

he's right you know

>>70943445
>preferential voting and you don't even need a majority
why are the irish this stupid lads

>>70943539
mate I didnt even vote

just bet 100 quid that we'd remain

just realised a frog addressed the elephant in the room haha

*laughs at my own post*

>>70943523
There are so many good reasons to want to leave that aren't just muh immigration.

>>70943562
I did that too. I always bet against the result I want, it hasn't failed me yet.

Doing a horrendous poo lads

I just wanted an EU army so we could capture moscow and piss the yank shits off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY

he's right you know

>>70943621
>>70943621
>the nazis were right
gee, it's not like we knew that for 80 years already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNhF28fzN9I

he's right you know

>>70943386
>skip all the god """bullshit""""

and saffers wonder why nobody likes them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMypCinkRk

he's right you know

knock it off already, it's not funny or interesting

What's the relevant place that still uses a cuckstamp that's not australia or nz?
Is it Fiji?

>>70943479
Yes.

>>70943693
piss off yank

>>70943718
probably one of the canadian provinces

>>70943720
rasheed

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Ahh yes, the ''''N''''HS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDf2G1vyNX8

he's right you know

>>70943762
pay for private povo

the most autistic thing I did recently HAS GOT to be wearing a trump hat in public

really regret it lmao

Losing my fucking mind UPS are so shite. No show yesterday and they can't get a hold of the driver to give me a window of delivery today. Feel like I'm under house arrest. Fuming.

>>70943718
Fiji does, yeah
They love Brits there as well, kept asking me if I'd been to Buckingham palace haha

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>>70943718
you're prob thinking of hawaii
>cucked by america AND the UK

bangin tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEXiAOUTlbs

>>70943790
shouldn't have voted leave

>>70943827

NEW

>>70943827

NEW

>>70943827

Post fanny

>>70942708
wouldn't mind getting my nerves ripped out desu, never have to feel pain again