/brit/

>>70933454
lay in bed all day and cry

This thread is owned by the bogdanoffs

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Post your coats of arms lads

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kay-on

>>70933593
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.

this thread is the best thread

>lad asks for details on your suicide
>give him them
>doesnt reply
shant be doing that again

janny won't be pleased with this thread

>>70933611
3am onwards

what thread are we posting in

>>70933678
giz some details on your suicide

>>70933718
>doesn't have 24/7 depression

Loser. You're nothing compared to me.

should i kms if im using selfie for a tinder pic?

>>70933732
this one

>>70933754
don't think you understand the concept 2bh

>>70933752
must have missedd the part where i said i shant be doing such a thing again
baka

>>70933547
just found a lad on reddit ahahhahah

>>70933547
ah yes an early edition so people don't know which thread to post in so both are practically dead

good job OP you brainless fucking twat

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>>70933621
who were most of these made for, anyway? and by whom?

apu apustaja

Post in this thread here

>>70932204
>>70932204
>>70932204

Been hypothetically reporting OP's thread like crazy

devvo went to my school
although he says that he didn't

pre-wank: need a gf

post-wank: don't care

>>70933943
>pre-wank: oh my god, I'm totally like gonna jerk awf, jes lookit at hawt slut, fuck yeah
>post-wank: just ad a cheeky wank lads, eadin off to Nanders for a tikka and stopping by the Paki store for a packet of crisps innit

>>70934009
Not sure if you're trying for a British accent or whatever your silly little accent sounds like, I imagine it's Russian

>>70934009
lrn2 chav m8
>pre wank: fookin' ell lad, gonna have a right good wank, thas a right fit bird, innit
>post-wank: cheeky wank, that, gonna fuck off to spoons for curry club now, I could fuckin' demolish a bag of seabrooks and a red bull, lads

>>70934033
You don't need to go far to find examples of GLOBAL CELEBRITIES speaking my language, unlike you, mr. faded glory. Long gone are the days of Paul Hogan, Bryan Brown and Steve Irwin, and Mel Gibson has been pretending to be American for as long as I can remember.

>>70934140
Pre-wank was obv the broadest possible stereotypical Midwestern American, as it is much closer to what Canadians speak in reality than the /brit/speak that the Canadian poster I quoted was affecting, which was the point of my post.

what kind of cheese did wallace say the moon is made of?

>>70935013
The average composition of the lunar surface by weight is roughly 43 percent oxygen, 20 percent silicon, 19 percent magnesium, 10 percent iron, 3 percent calcium, 3 percent aluminum, 0.42 percent chromium, 0.18 percent titanium and 0.12 percent manganese.

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>>70935016

>>70935042
Nah you're probably just unlucky desu. I'm a bit boring but I still made friends.

why dont boring people just make boring friends

had something i wanted to look up on wikipedia but forgot what it was

>>70935105
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halal_snack_pack

>>70935091
dunno where to find them

>tfw no /brit/ friend

Do you ever find yourself looking up random things on wikipedia and spending hours going through different links?

>>70935122
>>tfw no /brit/ friend
Reckon a lot of us would get along well, but I just can't bring myself to trust someone from 4chan haha.

>>70935125
no

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>>70935133
oh, ok...

capitalism is a good system

prove me wrong

>>70935168
Socialism is better than capitalism.

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>>70935168

>>70934033
>"your silly little accent"
>from Australia

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>>70935156
I'm an anime nonce anyway and nobody likes me.

>>70935133
>trust someone from 4chan
>tfw only female contact in the last 6 years was with crazy girls from /soc/
absolute state of my life

>>70935133
I'd heem every irish germ that would turn up

>>70935182
not an argument

>>70935191
ah yes, infographics

why is ">muh income inequality" a bad thing? why is that grounds for the gubmint to step in?

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>when her personality is golden but she munting
wat do
i really like her, /brit/
i just don't want to be seen with her

>>70935227
send her this way lad i'm not picky

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>>70935182

>>70935221
Capitalism is inherently exploitative, in that it robs people of their work and turns it into profit for the capitalist class. Those who only have their labour power to sell are economically coerced into submitting themselves to the will of the capitalist class.

>>70935227
fat or ugly

doing a late dinner of chicken breast and brussel sprouts

>>70935219
I'd root every Auslander who would turn up.

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time to sleep

>>70935276
grim

>>70935254
>robs people of their work
this is a definition for slavery, not paid employment. People are compensated for their work with wages and other benefits

>>70935227
girls are either pretty or nice, you can't have both

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Having a think about the state of the world and my role in it

>>70935280
r u gril

how do i get a gf.

>>70935290
>this is a definition for slavery, not paid employment.

You're almost there...

>>70935268
just ugly

>>70935302
no, I'm not even pretending to be one i.e. trapmode.

>>70935314
>>70935314
its just a numbers game bro

>>70935316
should we have a $100 minimum wage so everyone can be a millionaire?

>>70935338
i'm decent at sudoku, is that good enough?

>>70935288
how is that grim you fat fuck

>>70935328
potato
more like poGAYto
haha

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eh?

>meet a nice girl with a perfect personality
>she's into you, but she has severe acne problems
What would you do?

>>70935387
buy her a bar of soap

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>have gf
>there's this qt girl who i quite fancy a bit
>go out for a staff party, all end up going back to a mates
>lie together on sofa bed
>start kissing and begin to move my hands up her top
>realise i need to stop, and just say i'm too tired and we fall asleep together
>spend all day on the sofa bed just chatting
>don't tell her that i have a gf

feel like shit, this is the second time something like this has happened where the last time i fingerblasted some girl, i didn't fuck her but why do i have no fucking self control

seems like a good day to do an ol' 'cide

>>70935387
gf her instantly
then just get her accutane or something

seems like a good day to do an ol' cide'

I am NOT ugly, but I have a hard time on tinder. Maybe one match a week

I don't know what it is, I used to get tons of dates a few years back

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>>70935342

>>70935365
Nice one Steve-o.

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>>70935387
what's the issue?

>>70935441
>if only I had a brain

>>70935453
what happens when she goes outside in the rain?

Who /virginmentality/ here?

Cannot help but think about how many previous partners a girls had.

>>70935440
The virgin look you developed

Business idea: start wearing makeup to trick girls into thinking I'm attractive

>>70935487
But I ain't no virgin, Tim

Maybe I need more SEX appeal

*boos you*

This sickness makes me want to do the staryj samoubijstvo.

two fucking hours of my brain melting and I have my report

>Being trans is like wearing shoes that are too small

thank you.
any questions?

*does the staryj samoubijstvo*

>it's yet another random girl you don't know hugs you out of nowhere for no apparent reason episode
ah yes
not sure why this happens to me so often

>>70935576
fuck off normie

snorting the 'deral I got yesterday from are 'ealer

why do government employees have to pay taxes?

>>70935601
why do any of us have to pay taxes?

>>70935601
they should pay more considering the rest of us pay them

>>70935527
you don't have to be a virgin to have the virgin look

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>>70935576
h-haha yeah i know that feeling bro.

>>70935576
you have the "might do an ol' 'cide" look

who is the greatest human being to ever exist?

>>70935618
To pay for your first world comforts. Are you really asking this

>>70935667
Jesus Christ

oneitis has hair like a mushroom

>>70935667
Moses

>>70935576
>tfw just minding my own business and girls start sucking me off randomly for no reason
lol just want to get on with my day wish they'd stop

>>70935667
Jay cutler

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>healthcare is a right

laughing at you tbqhl

>>70935667
William Wilberforce

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>tfw you think about that cute girl you sat behind but never had the guts to talk to
>tfw you think about what could have been

>>70935667
ya mums cunt

>>70935699
In 1st world countries yeah it is.

>>70935667
me

>gateway drugs
how the fuck did the slippery slope fallacy become entrenched in the scientific method

>>70935698
ronnie > jay

>>70935729
why is it a right?

>>70935729
says the lad from a country with a lower gdp per capita than mississipi

http://desuarchive.org/int/last/50/69636859/

what the fuck is going on in this thread

brothers green eats is a great youtube channel for learning how to cook easy shit lads

>>70935746
Because the people wanted it to be

>>70935741
>slippery slope
>fallacy
hmmmm

>>70935667
Cromwell

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>>70935667
This man has inadvertently destroyed millions of young peoples lives.

>>70935766
LOL
*does the yank dance*

there must be some funny accents in this thread lol x

going to a gallery tonight lads

>>70935766
Fake news.

>>70935792
Hello, Australia Jr.

>>70935667
hitler

>>70935796
gallery of my accomplishments
shall be a short outing haha

>>70935792
fush n chups brew

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>the so called "glorious" NHS

>>70935811
>yank banter

can't remember the last time i chopped a vegetable

>>70935854
>British sense of humor

grim

>>70935859
me neither, i prefer to slice

choppin veggies

>>70935869
I prefer to crush beneath my bootheel

>>70935870

mind that carrot xD

>>70935869
Chopping is more efficient but slicing is more satisfying.

Would rather live in a gulag than be Irish

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Sierra Leone is regarded as one of the most religiously tolerant nations in the world. Muslims and Christians collaborate and interact with each other peacefully. Religious violence is very rare in the country.

>>70935918
too bad about the blood diamonds thing

>>70935918
except it is a nigger shithole

hahahahahahah work tomorrow. literally gone from my flat for 10 hours when factoring in commute

Honest question why do you put up with non brit flags in /brit/ why do you even reply to us, jfs bring absolutely nothing to the table and i cringe like hell when this yank and auspoof spout "/brit/ slang" in order to try legitimize their presence

>>70935896
not really, with chopping it's easy to make a mistake

I like to use as much /brit/slang as possible in order to fit in here.

>>70935982
yeah maybe if you're a total amateur

How is it only 3am? time is slowing down lads

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United Socialist States of the Anglosphere when?

was doing dumbbell presses just now and realised how easy it wouldbe to drop one on my face and kill myself

really need to get a bench press

slowed down time, let's see if anyone has noticed yet haha

I have SIDS.

>Not using /brit/ slang when posting on /brit/

Fuck off jf

Business idea: everyone except aussies stops posting until half past

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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Do you think that they are genuinely significantly happier than most people.

Or is there a threshold of happiness people reach and material things like looks and pussy doesn't really make you any happier?

Just realised that in 2020 the UK and the US will have an election
mad

>>70936167
left doesnt look happy

>birth control should be subsidized with taxpayer money

chortling

>>70936175
see
>>70936062

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the gwifgwaf

>>70936175
why are you mad about it

>>70936166
not i

>>70936230
not you

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Thinking about moving to the highlands lads, Fife is too depressing

>>70936230
this >>70936243 post was not me

*quotes myself but is off by one*
alri
>>70936316
lad

>>70936315
Congrats.

>>70936276
sorry :(

would people stop pissing me off please
thanks

>>70936382
*pisses you on*

>>70936382
sorry :(

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>>70936382

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg

>>70936453
their earlier work was a bit too new wave for my taste

>>70936453
Back to the 't with you mate

>>70936468
alri 2:37pm lad

mass replying leaf fucker needs to fuck off

>>70936498
Janny?

*points spork*

Sic 'im

>>70936510
careful

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All JF need to fuck off.

>>70936498
autism

>>70936498
leave them alone

>>70936540
>>70936539
>checks flag
>checks name of thread, /brit/

hmmmmmmmm

>>70936478
>p

>>70936551
leave us alone

>c-canadians are honorary anglos, trust me

>3:43 AM
fucks sake not again

>>70936498
almost half of these were me

>>70936570
tell me about it mate, theres no end in sight

>>70936570
why must I default to living nocturnaly? bit annoying

>americans are honourary anglos, trust me guys

the

*gasp*

ab

*gaaaaaasp*

sol

*gaaaaaaaaaaasp*

ute

*gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp*

STATE

*wheeze*

of

*wheeezzeeeeassssppppppp*

you

*puff*

lads

>down a few beers before exam
>get full marks anyway
screeching

i take it back crypto desert yanks (also known as australians) can stay

the real yanks however

they gotta go

>>70936592
brit on vacation here

>>70936613
this kind of autism is why no one likes you, canada

forgot I was supposed to be up for 8

should probably go to bed

alru

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdE1_wWfE74

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>>70936613
mate just relax and /brit/ post

here take a hit of this if you're going to be all aggressive.

This thread was MADE for me.

This thread is MADE for Canadians, the only true Anglo nation.

How about YOU leave? Huh? How about THAT?

This is MY THREAD. FUCK OFF JFS. FUCK OFF JFS. FUCK OFF JFS. FUCK. OFF. J. F. S.

FUCK AUSTRALIA
FUCK AMERICA
FUCK ESTONIA
FUCK JFS

/BRIT/ FOR CANADIANS AND CANADIANS ONLY

>>70936631
alru

>>70936631
hollo

>>70936631
post fucking machines

seriously need to fucking sleep

haha work tomorrow from 7:30-6:00 (with commute)

>>70936659
need a bedtime story and a tuck?

haha work tomorrow from 7:30-6:00 (without commute)

>I was just being ironic heheh let me exaggerate more

haha work tomorrow from 7:30-6:00 (without and with commute)

haha work tomorrow from 7:30-6:00 ()

>>70936676
unironically yes

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Tell me about the spics

Why do they go and ruin entire threads with their anime posting?

haha

Cant sleep lads, mattress is fucked I need a new one

>>70936713
>flag

hmm

*shakes your little island*

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wish i was a uni chad

>>70936676
wouldn't go amiss

>>70936722
then go for a walk, you'll find one in someone garden

think i shall go do some facebook stalking of what could have been had i not been a nonce

Starting to really get into australian humour tbqh. Recommend some australian comedians pls (preferably with neutralish accent)

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he's here

>>70936746
neck yerself tranny

https://mobile.twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/829092162298052609

>>70936746
john pilger

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Give me a (You) or I'll knock your fucking teeth out.

>>70936723
*shakes your little willy*

remember lads

There's no beautiful without u <3

don't engage it

>>70936729
>>70936707
*tucks*

there once was an anon... to be continue tomorrow

now sleep

>>70936167
The second one.
t. a guy who has the pussy and the okayish looks (but might as well be a male models. it's just the same)

>>70936758
business idea: create a twitter account with a symbol name and keep tweeting sequences of numbers to tim

>>70936769
*cums*

Does it count as gay if Frodo here gave me a handie

>>70936759
Will check him out. Cheers anon

>>70936789
Hobbits aren't men so no

>>70936753
is he ok?

the sex pest trying to appeal to us.

he's only a teacher so he can get close to little kids. he likes them because he's not that much taller than a little kid

who /grim/ here?

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the algerian is a kiddy fiddler then?

what makes them all go to thailand?

*holds out my clenched fists palm-down*

left or right?

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>>70936845
middle

who /nonce-hairlet-dicklet-manlet-thailet/ here?

does thailad still post here? filtered his flag unfortunately due to the diddler

>>70936866
*tiny clenched fist slides out of my crotch*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>70936753
>>70936874
>>70936874
yeah

now that the brits are asleep I shall cross the border from Calais

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crazy that ancient romans had beware of dog signs

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just drew this, mum

doing a poo

still not asleep

>I'd rather have two cocks in my ass than kiss someone, I don't like to get too personal
that's the greatest line I've ever heard

>>70936925
are you okay

>>70936936
what's that from?

>>70936966
yeah I'm f-

Watching a Youtube video on kegging homebrew atm.

>>70936986
>6 ▶
>>>70933732
not sure

>>70936986
jesus christ, fuck off with this mass reply shit

going to get the janny to make it a bannable offence, mark my words

>>70936970
I honestly can't remember
It was on a documentary about how this porn actress took 2 dicks at once, her anus tore and she contracted HIV and died
you might be able to look it up

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>when u realize political ideologies are just elaborate, euphemistic systems people follow to make following their self-interest more palatable and that some people get mind cucked into following ideologies that benefit others than themselves

>>70937006
it already is you newtwat

>>70937009
hat

>>70937022
hat boys, hat this

>>70937009
not i

>>70937022
>>70937033
Nice digits.

>>70937006
it really is such a shit /b/tier gimmick

>>70937019
been in /brit/ since 2014, never seen it happen

>>70937046
thanks u2

>>70937045
not you

Girl with her own place once invited me back to hers to smoke weed, to which I said

"Oh sorry I don't smoke haha"

Earlier she was saying to herself "I think my boobs have gotten bigger..."

So many regrets in life anons

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>tfw all of your mates find out you shagged an ugly girl while drunk
>tfw they won't stop the bants

A wolf in sheeps clothing?

Or a sheep in wolfs clothing?

What scares you more?

Welcome to my house of mirrors. Not quite what you expected, is it now?

random sex isnt worth it

fucked a girl that has my number but worried that the condom mightve broke and i dont remember or something

worried that she'll somehow be pregnant

>>70937092
>>70937085
>>70937107
never had this problem haha

haha

>>70937107
>>70937092
stupid normans

>>70937085
aha loser

have no respect for brits who reply to jf

>>70937106
*breaks all your mirrors*

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Stop having such high standards for women

>>70937124
>>70937135
genuinely freaking out about it every night before i go to sleep

would instantly kill myself if she texted me a few weeks from now and said she missed her period

why do asians wears surgical masks everywhere

>>70937161
hope you did get her pregnant normie cunt, enjoy wageslaving for the next 18 years.

>>70937161
let's hope she does then

>>70937161
block her number on your phone then

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>tfw your so-called "friend" won't let you have sex in his WC at a party

>>70937183
pollution
it became somewhat of a fashion accessory recently

>>70937161
Dan? Is that you?

>>70937183
To hide their ugly teeth
Maybe Britain should take up this practise.

>>70937208
aha yeah its me mate

>>70937197
unless it is an orgy you leave the party to fuck you idiot

>>70937218

doesnt look white to me

[fart posts]

>>70937230
fuck that

*brap*

>>70937218
*EL-BRAAAAAAAPA*

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>>70937237
>WHITE

KJAJKAJKKJAKJAKJA IS AMERINDIAN LIKE MY COUNTRY LOW QUALITY KIWI FUT JKAKJKJAKJAKJA

argentina white= meme by following post poster of picture

>>70937188
>>70937189
why does this make you happy?

>>70937263

someone is sensitive xx

>>70937183
They're all doctors. Might have to do an impromptu bit of surgery.

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this is man that perpetuate unfunny meme of argentina is white

he has extra chromosome and also had cellhpone stolen multiple times by AMERINDIAN

>>70937252
are you a nigger/muslim by any chance

>>70937266
because you're a normie cunt whose fucked up his life entirely, its EXTREMELY entertaining. just like when hermes thundercock crashes his bmw into a lampost and pancakes himself.

>>70937278
chicano

new

>>70937301
>>70937301
>>70937301

>>70937305
>>70937305
>>70937305
amerindian editie