/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH7NJkbaXew

need some trannies to do a wank to while in bed

compressing me some tobacco in 2.5ml syringe

heh

its that time again huh?


the time to smoke some marijuana, eh?

haha

lol u tk him 2da bar

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dara

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doing a 'dit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBcJefKpgMc

got arrested when i looked at greggs funny

>>70932236
tiny mouth
-2/10 would not bang

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD

>>70932251
wow how jealous are you mate

>>70932230
terrible flag

>>70932295
rorke

bedroom is fucking freezing
have to keep my whole body wrapped in my duvet

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Master race here

https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

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*walks towards you*

>>70932242
embarrassing

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мяy

THEY GOT KICKED IN THE HEAD

>>70932307
come here

>>70932243
sam hyde is the epitome of irony

he has advanced through all levels of irony
he is at the top of the food chain

>>70932302
he said it again lads XD!!

>>70932335
o'rorke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gikTLi1Tk_c

>>70932230
STATE of this post
STATE of that flag
>ah yes let's put a random communist symbol over the hungarian flag and then say it's ours

>>70932236
What length should I ask for to get this hair?

>>70932326
anon thats lewd

>>70932335
do not give rasheed any attention

/brit/ as a whole has had enough of his antics and it's time we booted him out

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making some runtfeed
anyone want a nibble?

>>70932372
rank

>>70932370
he posts in /éire/ too

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>>70932363
it's from the Chartist flag lad

a 19th century republican symbol

>>70932308
i took one and i forgot my letter acronym but the way the website described me was as an introverted autistic man with no friends let alone gfs

>>70932372
ah yes scotland
william the conqueror didn't go far enough

>>70932372
imagine getting thrown in there

what's the name of that groundhog day film with donnie darko in it

>>70932385
>dude lets take the italian flag and turn it sideways lmao!
still an awful flag

>>70932384
you're obsessed xoxo

>>70932385
don't care, it's hungary's flag

>>70932372
Remember walking back from school getting these every friday with the lads
good times

listening to skate punk

tell me about sex


whats it like

>>70932403
*steps out of the shadows, allowing you to see my scarred face*
i... donp hapthhh to imayin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDKwCvD56kw

makes u think

me doing a run on the treadmill

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1486204141497.webm

Every night, I can hear someone violently retching and coughing, perhaps out of the window
Every fucking night

Do they have cancer or something?

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Post an image that always gets a chuckle out of you.

>>70932419
Italy didn't exist when the Chartists were at their peak

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republicanism_in_the_United_Kingdom#Revolutionary_republicanism_1800.E2.80.931848

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what's their end game?

English weed is worse than Mexican weed

>>70932455
cant help but feel it's quite tasteless to have pictures of people who are presumably school shooting victims in the background of their shit song

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>>70932490

>>70932490
leading humanity to a prosperous new age

>>70932455
How to be transported back to teenagehood: the song

literally hate everyone that posts here

fuck off

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>>70932478

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attempting to catch a public schoolboy

Do you hate Americans?

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>>70932478

>>70932535
Lukashenko is a strange Putin/Trump hybrid

Catholicism is the only correct religion

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>tfw you drink alone in the pub at least 3 times per week to relieve the depression but it never works

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watch out lads
yanks about

Miss my lass lads

>>70932546
yea

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yanks

>6 hours later
>still sober
>staring at the clock and trying to justify continuing drinking
>failing
>just want to stop
>but that would mean you wasted the time and money it took to get to this point

fuck

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Bird - britons
Alligator - brexit

>>70932546
they have such shitty teeth

>>70932634
>alligator
there isn't one in that video though? are you saying brexit will never happen?

>>70932546
you're arrogant, loud, ignorant runts

What time do you usually go to bed /brit/?

wanna go back to the UK so i can spread some qt brit ass and YANK them lads

>>70932631
i was a literal alcoholic for 6 years and if you can't drink for 6 hours and get fucked up you must be retarded. i could drink 9 cans of super strength lager in that space of time

>>70932667
6 am

>"yeah sure we should go for drinks
>2 days later
>"so do you want to get a pint tonight?"
>[seen]
REEEEEE

>>70932668
prefer to yank it by myself 2bh

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hmm yes yes

>>70932634
Fick you go kill yourself.
We all hate you now.

>>70932700
>not being entp aka the debator
state of your pineal

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>>70932664

>>70932700
please let this be the only post on the matter
we dont need an entire thread of personalities

I dont hate americans
i quite like them, in fact

>>70932700
>theory test

fuck off child

>>70932696
a brit calling you daddy in their hoity toity voice is pretty hot ur missing out

I'm hoping this entire thread devolves into a personalities thread

Ah yes I definitely give a shit about your personality report or your 10,000 word political status from some shit poll website yes

>>70932676
10 shots down and I'm done - heartburn and regret win out

I'm old

unintelligible whisper

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should I just end it lads

creasing
https://twitter.com/formosanbear/status/828036350221774848

Left ear just started ringing.

What did it mean by this?

really can't make out why Grime is so shitty lads

>>70932793
someone is talking about you

>>70932793
hiv

Ayyy I'm going back to UK on my birthday I got shrooms ready and personal 3gs of weed, also laughing gas and balloons. Be jelly.

>>70932796
made to pander to middles class whit kids who want to be black, easy money so low quality

anyone have that clip of those irish kids rapping and the one has massive protruding ears

>>70932789
>being rude to our certified guy, jimmy nu-tron

>>70932814
3 grams of weed lasts me about 2 days of normal life

>>70932814
>laughing gas & balloons
are you a clown?

fuck the wqueen. fuck this gay thread-

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How fascist are you?
http://www.celebritytypes.com/fascism/test.php

>>70932831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_1Hqr8Scq0

>>70932836
Most of it will be gone, birthday is pretty important.

just ironed my Jolly Rodgers

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>>70932700

>>70932885
I'm a post theoretical ironic stance-fluid pan fascist.

Also grab the playlist bitches

https://open.spotify.com/user/robbie.pinkerton/playlist/38boJRlNd2iqh7OUZb8UIt

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>>70932890
haha there he is

>>70932885
35% despite deliberately picking the most antifascist answers

load of crap

igniting the earths atmosphere

hold me back

>>70932992
do it

is getting high at work as terrible an idea as it sounds or could it be fun?

>>70932885
>You are 66% Fascist, which makes you a
Bona Fide Fascist.

>>70932999
done

>>70933014
depends entirely how hard your job is 2bh

>>70932885

I disliked the question 10, really the sole fact that Poland still exists does tell a lot about us. 123 years stateless and we haven't become German cucks or Russian socks.

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help i put glue on my finger now it's stuck to my head

>>70932742
xx

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gee eff

>>70933014
got to know one of the trainers at my old gym and he did this as an experiment with different drugs, apparently acid was the worst of the bunch

Radiant cool crazy nightmare
Zen New Jersey nowhere
*clicks fingers*

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sequel never

I hear that the Nords of Skyrim have been warring with the Redoran of Morrowind.

You are 47% Fascist, which makes you a
Fascist Fellow-Traveler.


In your case, it would appear that your political outlook shares more than a few of the core doctrines of fascism. Since fascism is really a mix of communism, socialism, conservatism, and liberalism, with a few innovations of its own thrown in, it is scarcely surprising that most people's political outlook will have quite a few similarities with the doctrines of fascism. Even after adjusting for these parameters, however, it would seem that the commonalities between your political outlook and fascism are not merely incidental, but arise from certain overall themes, concerns, and solutions which your personal outlook has in common with fascism. While you are most likely *not* a fascist, the overlap between your preferred society and that of fascism is simply too significant to be pure chance. In all likelihood, you are what one might call a 'Fascist Fellow Traveler': Someone who sees value in some of the immediate societal changes that fascism would bring about, but *not* someone who is an actual fascist. Your ultimate political goal lies elsewhere.

>>70933115
shove this in your pipe and smoke it!

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We're just slightly fascist. I expected that, being a centrist...

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>>70932885

I'm basically a fucking anarchist. But okay...

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>>70932478

>>70933163
>>70933230

Hello there fellow traveller fascists

>>70933230
guess horseshoe theory was right all along

>>70933256
waddup

>>70933080
that doesn't surprise me, imagine k-holing I'm a gym works be pretty grin add will

thanks for answering all these political and personality questionaires, we will begin the incursion in mid-2017 in preparation for jeremy corbyn's 2020 victory

>>70933145
>tfw only ever played Skyrim
>tfw just barely completed it once

never got the hype over it

never played the other TES games either

really bored right now lads

Any of you lads given or got a rim job

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>>70933325

>>70933325
Now Corbyn shall rebuild the British might.

bought the components for the ol' 'cide again
need to do some sanding and finishing and not pussying out haha

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real depression hours who the fuck up

smash that crying button

>>70933365
what did you get x

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anime

>>70933388
*smashes it so hard it breaks*

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FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSApntqABDU

>>70933390
http://www.survivorlibrary.com/library/firearms-saxon_kurt-the_four_winds_shotgun.pdf

>>70933388
*smashes your nose in*

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what's on the agenda tomorrow lads?

hey could someone give me a quick rundown on the bogdanoffs? thanks

if someone steals my car, and I find and shoot them, is that karma?

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At least you live in Europe

anyone else looking to be an actuary?

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Amusing.

aaaaaaaa

>>70933491
no i'm not a fan of theatre and i can't act myself

>>70932634
tbf tho that cro outsmarted tf out of that bird
JAST SAYING

>>70932634
artificial difficulty tbqh

>>70933423
>>70933435
good lads

>>70933454
writing essays

post more catgirls pls

>>70933465
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ

>>70933547
>>70933547
>>70933547
>>70933547
NEW

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>>70933559

>>70933388
>1am

>real depression hours

nope

why did you want trump to win?

>>70933343
given a couple to the ex gf
i quite liked it

>>70933582
when are depression hours then?

>>70933584
he's a cool cat

>>70933559
I'm telling janny

>>70933547
>>70933547
real NEW

Shall not be posting in the other thread.

unironically have a selfie as one of my tinder pics

should I kms?

>>70933639
runt

Hello? anyone that isn't a yank?

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>>70933685
>he has tinder

normieeeeeeeeeees

>>70933692
howdy pardner

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>>70933779
wuu2

>>70933796
doing a reminisce about the ex and thinking about how lonely i am
You?

>>70933841
Listening to Pink Floyd and reaffirming my belief that they're shit desu. Don't know what to put on.

>ex
ree etc.

slowest i've seen /brit/ tbqh

>>70933911
Some mongoloid started a new thead, killing both.

>>70933902
bang on some Smiths lad
>ree
it was two years ago and ive not held a girl's hand since

>>70933611
start at 3

>>70933971
What do girls hands feel like? I imagine they're small a soft and feel nice.

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>>70933999
I want to know too

just found my lad on reddit hahahh

pre-wank: need a gf

post-wank: dont care

>>70934035
this tbqh

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>>70933999
>>70934019
it's been so long i've forgotten

>>70933999
bags of hand

>>70934035
Usually only takes maybe 30 minutes before I'm firmly back into that needing a gf feel

>>70933999
cold as ice

Wish I wouldnt wake up again

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>>70934045
>tfw cannot even live vicariously through anons

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>>70934035
i just want someone to cuddle at night

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>>70934093
she is such a qt

would nibble her ear

doing a turn on the air conditioner

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>>70932230
Practically just a carbon copy of the Hungarian People's Republic lad

>>70934095
tfw no winter gf

>>70934093
wish I could shag both of those sisters in one go god damn

>>70934125
doing a reply to this post about the turning on of an air conditioner

this sycophantic shit about obama is fucking grim
>Richard Branson shared a video of him and Barack Obama kitesurfing and it is everything

Lyin' Ted vs. Crazy Bernie debate in 26 minutes.

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>As an alarming number of young children present with eye damage due to ultraviolet light exposure, doctors call on schools to make sunglasses a compulsory uniform requirement.

>>70934188
Me on the right

>>70934164
Am I supposed to care about two yank losers or something?

Redpill me on Ryuichi Sakamoto and the YMO

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>>70934222

hope i don't wake up tomorrow

redpill me on the boer war

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>>70934188
will go well with your hats

why are there so many jews in america?

>>70934164
THE DELEGATES BERNIE

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Hate my job
Have no friends
Have no future
Wish I didnt have mental illness so I could make something of myself
So fucking lost

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>tfw gf is going back home

Can the rest of you go back to the other thread? it was comfy a minute ago.

wish i knew how to weld lads

>>70934241
never understood why we had to wear these

i mean yeah our face and neck are protected but what about our exposed arms?

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New patch in

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>>70934252
well at least you have a job

>>70934271
I know how to weld
wish I was actually good at welding aluminum

AND WHEN WE'RE IN YOUR SCULLERY ROOM
WHO WILL SWALLOW POOOOOOO
YOU HANDSOME DEVIL

My teeth are a nice healthy yellow xx

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>>70934309
pic

>>70934309
>aluminum
fuck off yank

can't stop myself eating

somehow i'm still a decent bmi though

lots of bullies in this thread

>>70934362
Ál

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Hmm

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>>70934378

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>when her personality is golden but she munting
wat do

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>>70934378

oh fuck me lads i never knew what this song was called
absolute CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C5e346QvRQ

>>70934378
would be ideal if not for the gook face

>>70934378
she's kinda cute in an unconventional way

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>>70934095
>>70934045
>you will never have a cute girl love you and care about you
>she will never worry about you and think about you while shes at work
>you will never worry about her while she's at work
>she will never make you feel better when you've had a bad day
>she will never look to you for comfort when shes had a bad day
>she will never cuddle with you while you stay in on a weekend night and watch movies
>she will never crack up at all of your dumb jokes
>you will never be excited to tell her one of your jokes that only she will laugh at
>you will never catch her staring at you out of the corner of your eye, just staring because of how much you mean to her and how lucky she feels to have you
>you will never catch her smiling when she looks at you, because you can make her day better by just being with her
>you will never smile uncontrollably when she does something cute and caring
>you will never laugh until you cry together
>she will never text you funny things that happen to her, because you're her best friend and she finds you the easiest to talk to
>you will travel to a new city together, and just get lost in it enjoying each others company
>you will never know what it feels like to be absolutely loved, even the faults in you she loves, because it makes you unique, and that's what she loves
>you will never tell her you love her
>you will never hear that she loves you back

>>70934422
Anon don't you understand, the face makes her ideal

Would have no chance if she had a better face

Got 3 matches on bumble and they're all fat

>>70934442
ah yeah thanks man only slightly wanted to kill myself before

>>70934448
i really like her body and her hair

her face ruins it all

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>>70934442

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My Dad calls the asian girl at the post office ting tong even though I have an asian gf

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wish I could make friends

>>70934457
is bumble actually worth it or would getting it make me a total sad act (like you)

holy fuck I am ugly

Think I might be in there with a girl in my group of friends but if ive misread the situation and it goes wrong it's not gonna be good for the group dynamic and I'm not THAT bothered about getting a shag

Quite a predicament

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why is the British countryside so comfy?

>>70934467
I used to have a fair few in school

Lost all of them since I left though

Forgotten how to make friends now

>>70934522
Its 95% sectioned off into agricultural plots, bare with no trees

>>70934493
used to think i was a handsome failed normie because ive pulled cute girls before

that was 2 years ago and am starting to think that my boyish looks have worn off and now I look like a depressed unkind young man

>>70934486
It's got a much less active userbase than tinder so you'll get less matches and cos the girl needs to talk to you within 24 hours a lot of them will dissapear too

Much prefer tinder

just ate about 20 crackers

will a push up burn them off?

the only good song produced by any irish band is Alternative Ulster by Stiff Little Fingers

why do people sometimes just stare at you in public

>>70934549
Also at least in the us, the girls are way hotter, but so are the guys. So theres loads of competition

Its supposed to be the less "trashy" version of tinder

>>70934569
you look funny

>>70934579
>the less "trashy" version of tinder
fuck off tinder is so shit now

wish i had a nice italian mum who made me lots of delicious food all the time

>>70934563
*Teenage Kicks you*

>>70934591
?

>>70934607
ya mums cunt

>>70934615
idk im being unnecessarily aggressive cos im tired and incoherent
I meant i wish tinder was kind of "trashy" cos i want to get laid

do enjoy city cycling

lots of freedom

>>70934645
prefer it on my motorcycle

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>tfw you eat really well and get active for a few days at a time
>tfw body looks leaner, abs show more
>tfw then lose my will and eat tons one night
>tfw bloated, all that work lost

the endless cycle continues

at least I'm not fat

listening to cara's gf's music (or did they split up?)

>>70934655
you're not fat but you're still worthless

there is a sickness in my head that wont go away

>>70934652
ah yes insurance, fuel and maintenance

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_positions_of_Donald_Trump

interesting article hmmmmmm

Think Bernie can still win this, lads. We just need to donate and phonebank more

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>>70934664
Please stop.

>>70934671
only drive it a few months a year. hardly have to deal with much expense from it

business idea: bring back 90s and early 2000s TV insults
ex: >>70934675
fucking dweeb

Just turned f.lux off.

WOW with a capital double you and oh and double you

Uncle said he'll take me on as an apprentice welder and mum is making me do it

>>70932414
«Groundhog Day featuring Donnie Darko's Mad World».

>>70934720
I'm scared to turn it off

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>went to all the freshers events at uni
>joined societies
>didn't make any friends
>dropped out

Give me one reason I shouldn't 'cide

>>70934780
I didn't go to freshers or societies (yet) and I've got plenty of friends there, just be urshelf, don't have any out of uni though. However I've got a pretty good idea of what went right.

Just realised there's something called an "LGBT lounge" at the students Union

Doing a big think

Women are a pre–existing condition.

>>70934720
i tried f.lux and didn't like it but now it automatically starts whenever i turn my computer on so i have to keep disabling it because i havent been arsed to delete it

>tfw love the affordable care act but hate obamacare

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>>70934877

>>70932236
"just be yourself bro!"

>>70934936
Pretty sure that actor is gay, bit of a waste desu.

Bernie can pre-exist my conditions any day.

>>70933547
>>70933547
>>70933547

the so-called new

>>70934834
I tried being myself, everyone just rejects me.

>>70934780
didn't go to any freshers events
didn't join anything
haven't made any friends
on course for a first

>>70934998
You're probably just boring or ugly then.