cheeto hitler BTFO edition
cara is a sket
this post is for Andy Cole
Fuck Drumpf and fuck Cara.
>>70930918
The scouser won't like this one bit
make a new thread
>>70930901
>hitler
>not cheeto benito
Dropped the ball yet again America.
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>>70930901
I like Ben Carson though
>>70930918
>>70930935
both very good posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YWzNoyoBSk
You might not like Stefan Molynuex, but I thought this was very good
Stefan barely spoke, he just let this 19 year old lad talk about what it's like in Venezuela
*enters the thread*
*unzips assault rifle*
*commits a thread massacre*
>>70930952
dont know who this "benito" is
FOB with your richcunt education
>>70930901
I had a great OP you fucking cunt yank, fucking kill yourself and fuck off out of my British thread
>>70930901
dem top kek when famous 4chan cant upload you the fucking webm with sound and bigger than 3 mb.
Have any of you fucked a tranny escort?
I'm considering doing it but they're all look disgusting in my area, so I'd have to go to Manchester or Birmingham for nicer looking ones
>>70930982
Make it, I'll post in it
what do you call brits who want to be eternal yanks?
>>70930901
What does Eddie Murphy have to do with Trump?
>>70930982
nothin personnel
>>70931003
Traitors.
>>70931003
Greater London
Every location named after MLK or Malcom X is ghetto as hell 2bh
America is LITERALLY the continuation of the British Empire
>>70931003
bellends
>>70930994
>>70931003
top lads
*types out strawpoll for /brit/*
*realises it's shit and i messed it up*
*closes tab*
>>70931003
wankers
>having dinner with the norms in the kitchen
>ask if any of them are going out tonight
>"yeah"
>they all shortly get up and leave without me
>>70931036
about time you admit we're british
>>70930994
Trannies genuinely disgust me.
What is it that turns you on about them? knowing that they 'used' to be a man? do you prefer them with ponos or fake vagoo? if cock then why don't you go for gays? curious
>>70931003
Bulgarians
>>70931036
it's a pretty shit continuation lad
SHUT IT, YA WEE FANNY BALLS.
>>70931036
shame what happened to the older bit
>English is the only language spoken in more than one top-tier country
woah
need to think about this one
Captcha is slave labor.
>>70930970
adam lanza, noooooo!!!
taxation is theft
>Drivers license
>Oyster card
>Debit card
>Amex card
>16-25 rail card
>organ donor card
>£15-£70 cash
T B H
B
H
what London is to the UK is what USA is to the world.
>>70931036
objectively wrong
>>70931096
A tumour?
>>70931071
is that Paul Nuttalls?
Would you rather be deaf or blind?
>>70931057
>have crush on a few girls at uni
>overhear their conversations
>desperately trying to pick up information so i can talk to them
>they all have bfs
>>70931065
Dicks are more aesthetically pleasing than pussies, but the feminine figure is overall better than the male one
>>70931093
muh public roads
Why the fuck haven't we left the EU yet? this government is a disgusting disgrace
>>70930901
>>70931007
>>70931011
>>70931030
>>70931042
>>70931064
>>70931066
>>70931074
>>70931081
>>70931093
Fuck off Yank
>>70930950
Fuck off Sven
>>70930952
>>70931003
Fuck off Leaf
>>70930970
Fuck off Bruce
>>70930992
Fuck off Hans
>>70931072
Fuck off Seamus
>>70931091
Fuck off Pablo
Stop the Death Tax!
Can't even die without the government expecting you to pay them for it.
>>70931096
a 95% third world shithole that is slowly becoming less and less white?
>>70931076
Germany, Austria, Switzerland(!)
>>70931125
fuck off goldberg
>>70931036
Its like if your schizophrenic child ran away and he is doing reasonably well after you died, that sort of continuation
>>70931114
Rather both than be a yank
>2 debit cards
>blood card
>nectar card
>rail card
>NUS card
>student ID
>Drivers Licence
doing it by memory
don't know if that's it
>>70931076
spanish is the only one that comes close afaik and that's spain and argentina lmao
>>70931095
>>Amex card
why
>>70931127
tell me to fuck off
>>70931095
>organ donor card
you realise if you end up in a hospital, the doctors are less likely to try to save you because they want your organs, right?
>>70931127
bit xenophic lad x
>>70931143
Would you rather be living in Africa or in New York?
Fee Fi Fo Fum
I smell the blood of a Johnny Foreitum.
>>70931152
lets fuck on
>>70931130
Inheritance Tax should prevent all passing on of wealth, land and property
Don't @ me Rorke
>>70931145
>Nectar card
Alri mum
Does every cute girl have a bf?
>>70931163
Africa
>>70931114
deaf
think sight is extremely underrated
You lads like the rock'n'roll musics?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCeSYHm-JFk
>>70931163
depends on which part of africa
cracking open a can of hack
>>70931152
fack åff
>>70931126
while the footballers are still getting their BONUSES
I have a foot fetish, tits and vagina do nothing for me
wtf do if I want to get laid? I suppose most girls would be repulsed at the thought of a footjob
>>70931122
Oh I get it, so going for gays isn't an option because you still prefer the feminine look.
BUT WHY?
>>70931173
Sorry you're from a povvo family but thats not how the world works
>>70931175
only have it because I fill up at Sainsburys, and then I can use the nectar points on ebay
>>70931193
Are there even any nice parts? I'd have to say Egypt is as good as it gets. Maybe certain areas of S Africa, but I'm not sure.
rorke BTFO
>>70931178
t. christian weston chandler
>>70931096
London = greatest city in the UK?
I wouldn't go that far.
>JP Morgan Chase Palladium card
>oyster card
>£500 pocket change
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPB1jy4vmFA [Embed]
ENGLAND LIVES
AND MARCHES ON
>>70931239
FOB
>>70931173
ah yes let me just work hard my entire life to build a good future for my kids only to have the government take it all when i die
>>70931150
Why not?
>payment/refund protection
>air miles (£300 worth)
>travel insurance
>airport lounge access
>various discount offers at different shops/chains/websites
and no fee in the 1st year ( will cancel it after that)
>>70931236
based
EL CHILENO
>>70931127
all me
>>70931131
>slowly
boipucci > pussy
>>70931235
>I wouldn't go that far.
What the fuck are you on
London is the 2nd greatest city in the world whilst the rest of Britain is a grim shithole
>>70931236
cheers nige
feet are excellent
can't wait for spring
>>70931218
Why?
>>70931218
Depression
>>70931256
>morbid angel
my nigga
>>70931213
yep that's it
I still like women and certainly wouldn't pass up the opportunity to fuck one if it arose, but I wouldn't mind fucking a REALLY good looking tranny just once to see what it's like
>>70931224
namibia and zambia are quite nice tbf
made some EXQUISITE runt slop lads
>>70931236
How is a shoop this good?
>>70931236
Screeching
What an utter legend love him x
>this twat sperging out over non-british flags
yes yes we know you're autistic now fuck off
>>70931220
it's certainly not how it works under capitalism, sure
>>70931224
morocco would be based if you're rich, don't think there's much violence there
it's the playground of french elites
Business idea: messaging app that has a 50-metre radius
>spacker doesn't like other nationalities in his thread
wait until you see London
Seriously lads, turn on Beeb 1 now:
Kids with tourette's syndrome say the funniest things.
>>70931266
sorry
>>70931281
Would you fuck one who's had their cock chopped off and has a fake fanny or is that too far?
>>70931218
wtf it's like an IRL glitch
>>70931301
I'd never be able to talk to you :(
business idea: go to seminary school
>>70931307
Immigrants are British, people who live outside Britain are not
Fuck off
>Amex Centurion Card
>BA Premier Card
>Coutts Debit Card
done with this thread tbqh
>>70931335
You can talk to me :)
(Look out the window xx)
>>70931355
>Immigrants are British
yodeling at this post
the BBC is fake news
>be me at work today
>coworker and I are doing a repair on an AC unit on a roof
>get up there, notice some tiny shoe prints in the dirt on the roof
>"Damn who's tiny little baby feet are these aha"
>he chuckles a bit
>later notice he was the last one at this site doing the maintenance
>look at his boots
>notice that they're absolutely minuscule. Grade school tier.
oops...
>>70931297
Capitalism works brilliantly for people that aren't useless
>>70931359
lend us a fiver m8
>>70931355
>>70931335
But you'd be able to talk to me
*breathes on your neck*
x
>2 uni cards
>About 4 pounds worth of coins
>Provisional driving license
>Team17 business card
>Old bus ticket
>Old coach fare receipt
>>70931328
if I had the option of fucking one with or without a dick I would go for one with a dick
If there's someone who looks 100% like a girl (i.e. no ridiculously large fake tits, no manly jaw ect.) but they say that they're a tranny, I would still give it a go
>>70931355
>Immigrants are British
screeching at this post
https://youtu.be/DTZHQjKvDhM
Fresh sophie aspin sending back for millie b
this girl is going places
>>70931335
*appears from shadows*
but you could talk.... to me
*scurries under your bed*
>>70931391
I JUST DID THIS POST YOU UTTER STUPID IDIOT
*floors you*
>>70931397
>>Team17 business card
tell us more
>>70931374
depends on which side of the political spectrum you are on
Business idea: messaging app that has a 40,000km radius
>>70931397
>4 pounds worth of coins
haha everyday?
meme
>>70931407
Britain, like America is a nation made up of immigrants
There is no such thing as a native Britain, Britain before immigration was an empty collection of rocks
>>70931274
>feet11.jpg
>>70931413
>gotta get through this
gaaaaaaasssedddd
>>70931368
>>70931391
>>70931415
I don't like this thread anymore
>anything less than a C cup
howling
>>70931440
could technically say the same about everywhere outside of africa
>>70931440
Rasheed sensors are off the charts, got a live one
>>70931420
From a uni jobs fair, do not work there
>>70931438
Yeah pretty much
>tfw too right wing for every single party in the UK
fuck SAKE
millie b is such a slag~~~
just ate a californian navel orange x
Bowls>plates
>>70931274
this desu
(the gf)
>>70931433
how far is Devon from Liverpool?
>>70931440
>English is not an ethnic group
wew lad
Wish I could turn into a cute girl at will
>>70931440
[any nation that isn't kenya] is a nation made up of immigrations.
There is no such thing as a native [any nationality that isn't Kenyan], [nation] before immigration was an empty collection of [biome]
>>70931478
you know what that means
time to start our own party
>>70931335
No, but now I can talk to the girl on the train :))))))))))))
>Northern Rock cash card
>Small condom (expired Feb 2011)
>Alton Towers membership card
>losing bingo ticket
>bit of Babybel wax
just sold an orange to some kiwi twat, told him it was a "california naval special orange"
dumb cunt believed me aha
>>70931455
had to stick some fat chips in the oven when I heard that
Anyone born in Britain is British
>>tfw too right wing for every single party in the UK
>>70931500
technically the ethnic group would be anglo-saxon
>>70931514
Tragic
>>70931496
not far enough
>>70931461
*scurries around inside your walls and floors*
hee heee heeee! never catch meeee!
We will never truly understand yanks
Was the bloke in Taxi driver a good guy or a bad guy
>>70931509
Have been putting genuine thought into it tbqh lad.
>>70931501
you can always be a cute girl online :x
>>70931438
funny story behind this post of mine. i was originally going to post just "haha everyday?" but i though the quick witted sarcasm would throw a few people off. i included "meme at the bottom" so that i could take a screenshot before i posted, just in case i needed a reply with proof of the sarcasm. the tragic thing is, i forgot to delete the "meme" portion and now im paying the price
>>70931530
then what about the Normans?
>>70931550
delete this immediately.
>>70931553
think I'm a failed normie
>>70931525
>All those kikes and benders and racemixers
No fucking thanks.
I'm even more "too far right wing" for those cunts.
>flatmate alternates between listening to Twisted Nerve and shitty nu metal
i get it you're le edgy girl fuck off now
>>70931550
ah, so THIS is wakefield
>>70931493
that guy's mug cracks me up every time
>>70931525
>all Jews
rly makes u think.......
>>70931566
didn't mix with english people
>credit card
>uni card
>drivers licence
>doner card
>betfred card
>a few bits of lose change
>about £50
>a few folded big skins and roach cards
>>70931525
the wall is the only thing to my right
>>70931566
the normans were the aristocracy, the general populace was saxon
>>70931566
The Normans didn't colonise in huge numbers, it was mostly just aristocracy
>>70931553
>>70931576
Definitely a failed norman-turned-abnorman tb h
>>70931581
jared taylor is ok
>ASMR Darling roleplaying as Wendy Darling
Ah yes, time to fall in love all over again.
Norman here, AMA
>drivers license
>debit card
if you carry more than this then you ARE 100% a runt
>>70931501
anyone else think their life would be much easier as a grill?
i could be shy and cute
do i need a donor card lads?
when i got my provisional licence, I'm sure I was asked if I want to be a organ donor
>>70931525
>all those bags under their eyes
>the wall is the only thing to my right
>>70931554
a misunderstood, lonely, autistic guy
going to watch this now actually
>>70931639
Enjoy being put on ice rather than being saved
>>70931631
>can't get into uni library or log my attendance to lessons without my uni ID
>>70931613
>The Southern Poverty Law Center notes that Taylor is unusual among the radical right in "his lack of anti-Semitism",[34]
>The Jewish Daily Forward reported that Taylor "has been trying to de-Nazify the movement and draw the white nationalist circle wider to include Jews of European descent.
Every fucking time.
the joke was that it would be silly to carry four pounds of coins every day
>>70931553
it's not "abnormie", it's "cyborg"
>>70931631
bus card
uni ID
Nandos loyalty card
>>70931594
steve bannon is not jewish
what are you?
>debit card
>license
>CCW license
>$50 cash
unironically fuck off if you carry more than this
uni runts do NOT reply to this.
>>70931674
alri deano
>>70931681
He probably is desu, Trump's top team is about 90% Jewish
>>70931674
>nandos loyalty card
deano as fuck
>>70931687
fug
looks like little ants jumping off x
>>70931662
well maybe, i only seen one talk from him
American nationalists are always out of touch with European ones though
>he brings ID with him when he leaves the house
lmao @ ur lyf. You're not a real man until you can get everything and into everywhere without ID.
>>70931687
me on a boat in the toilet after i had a spicy curry to eat haha x
>>70931729
vagrant
>>70931705
his parents were working class irish catholics
>>70931631
>drivers license
>debit card
>denarii (idk why)
>comb
>pen
>phone
Telegraph has another article up about how the eurozone is going to collapse before the end of the year.
Think they've had an article going on about how it's going to collapse next month ever since the euro was created, don't know why they have such a hate boner for it.
>>70931729
alri granddad, how was the 1800s
>>70931748
>Irish
Anyone recommend a good knife to carry for self defence? Couple of mates have been robbed by nogs this year and I don't want to be next.
>>70931729
im 21 and i could pass for 17 easily
>>70931729
always got
>debit card
>phone
>key
>dosh
>condoms
>>70931760
>hate boner
FOY
>>70931760
it's just dumb right wingers falling for the nationalism meme
lads
>he can only (illegally) carry a knife for self defense
CREASING
>>70931769
whats the matter saxon? Whats the worst a gael in power will do?
*causes a big scene in nandos*
>>70931770
jagdkommando tri blade knife x
if a globalist got near me irl i'd rip their throat out...
>>70931770
where do you live
>>70931785
the angle of the syrian conflict that isn't being covered very much is how turkey is essentially claiming northern Syria as turkish clay now
They set up a load of new police forces which have turkish slogans on their uniforms lol
>>70931647
quite enjoy being hat posted
>>70931770
>>70931788
I can open carry a fucking Desert Eagle for self defence if I feel so inclined m8.
Saw Raheem Sterling in Nandos last night lads. As I walked past him I whispered "nigger" and he pretended not to hear me ahahaha
>>70931793
im 6'1 you melt
just have a babyface
>>70931788
oh yeah i really want chavs and pakis to have easy access to firearms, foy
>>70931770
go on dhgate and search for "folding" or "automatic"
>>70931823
>>70931842
>>70931770
>owning a weapon
Bin that thought mate.
>>70931837
>i'm a manlet you melt
lmao
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic hat posting fetishist
going to cook this for dinner tomorrow i reckon
http://www.jocooks.com/main-courses/beef-main-courses/mongolian-beef-ramen-noodles/
>>70931781
It does seem to be read and staffed by people who don't realise the last 50 years have happened and think Britain still runs the world and we're at war with Europe or something
>>70931807
Unironically Tower Hamlets (Mile End)
I'm 8'3
reckon i'm the tallest poster in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO_uNraib3g
me and the lads
how come alcohol is the only legal way to intoxicate yourself and anything else remotely fun is made illegal?
almost like booze companies lobby for it
>tfw 8'4 and built like a balkan refrigerator
>>70931849
That's a whole lot of "not an argument" you've got there. Would gladly legally kill you in self-defence with a legally owned 1911, Tyrone.
>>70931874
Read this
https://www.adamsmith.org/research/the-tide-effect
I'm 20'4 and built like a literal house
>tfw 5'6 and built like a Chinese fashion blogger
>>70931874
jesus drank wine but he didnt do any narcotics
/thread
>>70931865
why do that to yourself
>>70931869
my cousin was 7'1
tallest man I ever met
might give this a go too
>>70931853
I'm 6'1, built like a tank with two cinderblocks for shoulders.
Would heem you into oblivion if you ever dared say that to me irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmdlUVDHLDU
GO GO POWER RANGERS
Cold out
Any man been to Gants hill before
>>70931870
which one are you? x
im 6 ft 0.5inches and built like the pillsbury doughboy
>>70931887
see >>70931849
>>70931916
>was
Is he dead?
>tfw 5'4 and built like a bald Italian dictator
>>70931900
not clicking that virus
>>70931870
why do they all have the same haircut
Oswald was actually a very wise man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNhF28fzN9I
Honestly and unironically a very great philosophy.
>>70931929
Literally 5 inches taller than you and probably got a good 50-60lbs on you. I'd fucking squash you beneath my heel.
>>70931946
>England is the only place in the UK
Where's chesslad I want a game
>>70931946
the police only do this on chav estates so i have no problem with it
>>70931932
this is the one i watched desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BVNohVEvS4
>>70931970
could heem you
>>70931969
England may as well be
>>70930901
covering his mouth won't stop him from using tweeting
>>70931870
don't browse /bleeo/ but keep seeing that posted here, what's the meme, are they really from /bleep/?
>>70931969
>poorthern ireland
>>70931969
You're well past the attractive tall and right in the middle of lanky freak territory
>>70931976
>watching any power rangers with 'Force' in the title
Congrats on being a sucker
>>70931913
go to QMUL and didn't realise it was this grim until I moved
i make this every morning
>>70931870
what's /bleep/
>>70931870
>click to random point
>they're trying to start a fight
ah yes deanos
some black guy got arrested as i was going into the liquor store
top bantz i bet
got arrested as i was going into the liquor store
>>70932007
>HAHA UR NOT ALLOWED GUNS
>yes I am
>HAHA UR ALLOWED GUNS
t. Tyrone Demarquius Q'uen'shal'sa; IQ: 76
>>70932008
Built like a brick shithouse. Was lanky as a teen, definitely not now.
>>70932025
sounds absolutely revolting
>It's just a numbers game bro
>>70932057
calm down "mate"
>>70932025
>le swearing xDDDDD
what do you do when there are no more arguments left?
>>70932057
you are in my fucking hole. Come to kildare and let me knock you down a peg. Haven't had the chance to heem a lanky gimp, reckon its fun
>>70932070
>just
>be
>yourself
>meant to buy a 2l of coke
>bought a 1l instead on accident
grim
>>70932086
it was made before reddit existed
>>70932070
Imagine how much fanny they get, bet they're drowning in it fucking hell.
>>70931947
yeah died in 2011
was 56 years old
>tfw FrivolousFox will nver nibble on your ears
>>70932085
>u-u-u-u-umad
Absolute STATE.
>>70932089
I actually pop into Kildare every now and then. I'm up for knahkin yer fukn ballix in if you are.
>>70932097
>on accident
>>70932086
No. I'm glad people stopped doing it though for the most part at least.
>>70932070
>you just gotta hit the gym bro!
there's absolutely nothing wrong with posting on reddit tbqh
>>70932097
>bought a 1l instead on accident
Don't believe you.
>>70932117
good, fucking baby boomer
>>70932139
these guys were 4/10s until they hit the gym and got tans
>>70932117
How can you have a cousin that's 56 years old
How old are you? That can't be possible
>>70932157
oh fuck off
>>70932042
>>70932056
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>70932122
only if you're an ulster scot, then I'll knock your front teeth out
wouldn't sit right with me baiting an irishman in the north though, even if he does have the audacity to insult me
>>70932097
>on accident
>on
FOY
>>70932161
>>70932145
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here
struggling to believe this.
>>70932188
that's just for /b/ you utter spanner
>>70932147
...he never married and was childless desu
>>70932161
SHIT
meant uncle desu
>>70932178
I'm a fenian. I find it very hard to call you lot "Irishmen" anymore though. Sold your souls to the devil (America).
Scotland = Sheedland
England = Rorkeland
>>70932200
well believe or you'll go to hell
Jesus Christ is your lord and saviour
>>70932086
this, fuck me it's irritating
>HOW TO MAKE A FUCKING EPIC BREAKFAST
>>70932188
>when people think they are in /b/
cringe
>>70932178
>>70932178
>only if you're an ulster scot, then I'll knock your front teeth out
>wouldn't sit right with me baiting an irishman in the north though,
>>70932070
im unironically at least as attractive as the bloke in the foreground