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cara

>>70917404
There's no such thing as sorting out your life when you're genetically inferior

I tried it (http://imgur.com/a/71w2v) and I'm still a virgin

Stop giving people false hope you fucking normal

Haram Dingo's having a proper screech here

too much fairy bread methinks

K S 2bh lads

>>70922778
>people hit on each other based on class
If only

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early nineties british company car culture

going to go get some grub

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Long time to be out for dinner

fairy bread is pretty tasty though ay

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4200272/92-Berlin-left-wing-activists-live-parents.html

>92% of left-wing protestors live with their parents, Berlin study finds

howling

a piece and sugar is a northern staple

are aussies northern?

>>70922860
sort that fucking mop on our head mate, either that or get up my chimney and give it a scrub

>>70922804
>Australians have to look up the recipe for putting a sausage in a bit of bread

Can't make it up

sadiq khan is asian according to the British public

Everywhere else he'd be known as a paki

>>70922889
>australians are northerners

this explains everything

>>70922901
can you fuck off?

look outside at the raincoats come and say ohhh

>>70922804
there is literally nothing wrong with sprinkles on bread

not a fan of this whole so called "bachelor life" lads

need a girl in me life

>>70922876
me just off the map

>>70922901
>no banter
>made after this thread (ummmm CLEANER)
>canadian edition
hmm yes think i shall save myself a click

>>70922912
t.haram dingo

what's everyone putting in their snack pack for tomorrow

>>70922912
um no sweetie he's British, he was born here

Haram dingo's getting desperate

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The latina gf

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>>70922860
fuck

>>70922901
sort your life out

>>70922844
there is in my opinion
this goes through the control of the media other devices affecting the lives of the normal people
I'm not talking about illuminati or other nonsensical shite, but there's a occidental nomenklatura going through any type of political dichotomy and just dictating what is happening
i know it sounds like tinfoil nonsense but it's just an hypothesis

Universities are cultural Marxist indoctrination camps

>>70922934
bit funny that they have to look up how to do it though

>>70922912
this
i don't like how they're trying to lump in based Japs and Koreans with fucking 3rd world pakis

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>>70922974

>>70922906
I have a heart shaped face

What else can I have to fix my huge forehead?

I'm GENETICALLY INFERIOR

I don't have white hair

>>70922860
cute

>>70922912
This is like saying someone from Italy isn't European because they're Italian

Can tell you're posting shit like this because you're ABSOLUTELY raging you haram drongo

>>70922945
you can't have united """"""""""""civic nationalism"""""""""""" because it's an ideology that depends on making enemies out of your neighbors

only radical centrism and free trade can make the world peaceful and united

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>>70922545
>>70922545

Was reading Tennyson the other day, and I like his description of Sleeping Beauty's castle frozen in time:

Roof-haunting martins warm their eggs:
In these, in those the life is stay'd.
The mantles from the golden pegs
Droop sleepily: no sound is made,
Not even of a gnat that sings.
More like a picture seemeth all
Than those old portraits of old kings,
That watch the sleepers from the wall.

Till all the hundred summers pass,
The beams, that thro' the Oriel shine,
Make prisms in every carven glass,
And beaker brimm'd with noble wine.
Each baron at the banquet sleeps,
Grave faces gather'd in a ring.
His state the king reposing keeps.
He must have been a jolly king.

All round a hedge upshoots and shows
At distance like a little wood;
Thorns, ivies, woodbine, misletoes,
And grapes with bunches red as blood;
All creeping plants, a wall of green
Close-matted, bur and brake and briar,
And glimpsing over these, just seen,
High up, the topmost palace-spire.

When will the hundred summers die,
And thought and time be born again,
And newer knowledge, drawing nigh,
Bring truth that sways the soul of men?
Here all things in their place remain,
As all were order'd ages since.
Come, Care and Pleasure, Hope and Pain,
And bring the fated fairy Prince.

Which one of you lads is growing pot at Legoland Windsor?

>>70922860
You're the turbo normie mate wtf

you looked like you got dragged out of one of those baiting at stratford vids

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am really really drunk now, probably won't remember this tomorrow

still careful not to make spelling mistakes because I hate those cunts who make them deliberatly just to show how drunk they are

disposed of 2 ciders, 2 g&ts and a sizeable amount of vodka.btw marlboro golds taste fucking delish, could probably smoke a 20 pack in one go.

got called a haram dingo at the kebab shop today lads

>>70922860
if that's you stop behaving like a spastic you look fine

apprenticeships are rorke indoctrination programs

business idea: go to australia and put sprinkles on a sausage wrapped in bread and watch the locals gape in awe

>>70922973
you can't control the media, there's too many actors and very low barriers to entry

>aussies suddenly can't handle bants
what happened, lads?

>>70923038
Post willy

german goldstein is on a disinfo campaign

>>70923038
thanks for sharing

got called chinese at the mosque today lads

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>>70922974
*guitar solo*

>>70923038

I've called your mother to alert her of the situation and she is currently on her way over

>>70923049
tell us what happened lad

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>>70923019
THINGS

>>70922974
I wish

i hate saturdays when i wake up with a bulldog next to me

finally permanently deleted my facebook
i've deactivated it loads of times but it kept coming back because i was logging into things i had linked to it (tinder, soundcloud)

Put a sausage on a bit of bread and got a cease and desist letter from the Australian patent office

http://www.strawpoll.me/12290463

http://www.strawpoll.me/12290463

http://www.strawpoll.me/12290463

>>70923011
how about you get over yourself you autistic wasteman

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>>70923013
>normals who pretend to like you then laugh at you behind your back

anyone ever done a post poo nude wank when you didn't clean your bum very well and left stains on the seat?


asking for a friend

>>70923019
please hurry up and KILL YOURSELF

your analogy reads like this: households cant be strong and united, because it relies on making enemies of your neighbours

only sharing your wife and fridge and clothes with your neighbours can make the neighbourhood peaceful and united
>>70922973
i get what you mean, but I think their endgame is not anarchy or chaos, but rather complacent consumers

>>70923080
you sure? it's flaccid since I had a wank a it ago

>>70923096
give even less of a fuck what /brit/ posters think when I'm drunk. you are sarcasm is hardly going to make the impact your troglodyte mind expects it to.

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>>70923146

>>70922945
except civic nationalism doesn't exist

>>70923066
no matter the political compass of a paper/tv channel they always rely the same type of informations and always have the same type of implicit propaganda. for example, despite the demonisation of the FN, it's still the party with the most interviews & invitations on tv. theres really some kind of double face card played by the media

>>70923181
>your analogy reads like this

no it doesn't

don't see a need to respond to the rest of your drivel

>>70923152
we know that you are not a cute mixed race lad.. stop stealing images

BLACK EYES
LIKE A DOLL'S EYES

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bit cold out

going to bring a bike on a train at rush hour

>>70923184
Post it ffs

>>70923029
>Only friends are steam friends
>Virgin

>Get called a normie by a fucking leaf
Fuck you

effay told me to do it, it's called the "fuccboi" look

>costs me £120 a month to commute

>Used to cost me £80

feeling the pinch

>tfw unironically getting sacked tomorrow (or kicking into gear the process whereby I get the sack)

I will keep you all informed

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>>70923146

>>70923241

Lmao

Chilly

>>70923242
devilish

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>>70923241
>feels like -31

>>70923266
>I will keep you all informed
please don't do that

business idea: counterfeit TV licenses

i always find discussions about politics on /brit/ kinda absurd because it's always the same posters talking, evening after evening...

>>70923219
>I don't know how to google search images

>>70923258
>about £5.80 a day following an average working week

really not that much, I pay £15 a day on average

>>70923258
railcard expire m8?

>>70923266
Probably losing my job in about 2-3 weeks time m8

putting plans into effect to get a new one though.

I will keep you informed

>>70923258
>>70923326
cycle

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>>70923258
costs me £463

wish I was joking

>>70923306
give it a fucking rest for once then
jesus christ

>>70922860
there are no white people on 4chan

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Am I the only one who has a hard time understanding British people. The accent combined with the weird words and weirdly pronounced words make it sound like another language. Sometimes it sounds like complete gibberish

>>70923306
need to push for a new poster drive

get some fresh meat into /brit/

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Fairest of Mortals, thou distinguish'd Care
Of thousand bright Inhabitants of Air!
If e'er one Vision touch'd thy infant Thought,
Of all the Nurse and all the Priest have taught,
Of airy Elves by Moonlight Shadows seen,
The silver Token, and the circled Green,
Or Virgins visited by Angel-Pow'rs,
With Golden Crowns and Wreaths of heav'nly Flowers,
Hear and believe! thy own Importance know,
Nor bound thy narrow Views to Things below.

Know then, unnumbered Spirits round thee fly,
The light Militia of the lower Sky;
These, tho' unseen, are ever on the Wing,
Hang o'er the Box, and hover round the Ring.
Thence, by a soft Transition, we repair
From earthly Vehicles to these of Air.
For when the Fair in all their Pride expire,
To their first Elements the Souls retire:
Soft yielding Minds to Water glide away,
And sip with Nymphs, their Elemental Tea.

>>70922860
cut your hair a bit shorter
you look like you're by no means bad looking mate

>>70923306
Life's one big circle

>>70923306
i find your presence absurd

this is a thread for british residents of britain and northern ireland

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>>70923201
they demonise FN because it goes against established interests. but they still put them on TV because thats dictated by the markets.

the kikes were even saying they should have televised trump less, but the ratings.
>>70923209
BYE BYE ISRAEL!!!!! BYE BYE!!!!!!

>>70923352
Only a fucking rich cunt could afford that

Fuck off

daily reminder that thatcher did nothing wrong

>>70922860
haha jfc what a state. fuckin bender.

>he doesn't cycle to work

how's diabetes working out for you

>>70923251
mate you look 100% normal, you must have severe autism to not be able to get friends or a gf

>>70923361
I'm half white and my father is black/missing so I'm basically white

>>70923412
thatcher was what britain needed to get out of its slump

realizing that everyone i consider a friend probably secretly dislikes me

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>>70923397
I fucking wish mate

>>70922860
>keeping the creps boxes

>>70923450
alri, prussian jew, put on the trip

>>70923397
wat

I used to spend 480 a month commuting to london. i was on about 1600 a month. not fucking rich is it

beijing, pakistan

a uniquely asian city

>>70923374
If I cut my hair shorter it wont be able to cover my forehead

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*gives you a basic gestalt*

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I AM the God Thor,
I am the War God,
I am the Thunderer!
Here in my Northland,
My fastness and fortress,
Reign I forever!

Here amid icebergs
Rule I the nations;
This is my hammer,
Miölner the mighty;
Giants and sorcerers
Cannot withstand it!

These are the gauntlets
Wherewith I wield it,
And hurl it afar off;
This is my girdle;
Whenever I brace it,
Strength is redoubled!

The light thou beholdest
Stream through the heavens,
In flashes of crimson,
Is but my red beard
Blown by the night-wind,
Affrighting the nations!
Jove is my brother;
Mine eyes are the lightning;
The wheels of my chariot
Roll in the thunder,
The blows of my hammer
Ring in the earthquake!

Force rules the world still,
Has ruled it, shall rule it;
Meekness is weakness,
Strength is triumphant,
Over the whole earth
Still is it Thor's-Day!

Thou art a God too,
O Galilean!
And thus singled-handed
Unto the combat,
Gauntlet or Gospel,
Here I defy thee!

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*socialisms toward you*

>>70923515
I'm on pretty much the same

fucking miserable

>>70923415
love driving right up the arse and zooming past right next to you gimps on the road. my gf laughs every time.

>>70923412
yes she did, she subsidized council estate dwelling niggers and pakis for literally hundreds of thousands of pounds each at the expense of the middle class. Right to buy was literally one of the biggest wealth redistributions in the history of this country

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>no one to live with next year
>going to have to live with strangers for the third year in a row
TELL ME WHEN THE SPACESHIP LANDS
COS ALL THIS HAS GOT TO MEAN SOMETHING

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hmm

>>70923556
that doesn't sound very tory

when dpes /brit/ finish?
it just keeps going continuously
there must be an end point

>>70923560
I'll live with you.

>>70923536
ayo senpai lemme get a big burrito

>>70923550
have a different job now, earning less but not commuting so overall getting away with more money per month

feels better this way

>>70923542
*takes a step back from the camera*

>>70923532
doesnt look like your forehead is as bad as you imagine, can't really tell from that picture though. Idk, as i said you don't look ugly

pay 73 euro a month for the commuting card
quite expensive methinks

>>70923515
>>70923550
what kind of pathetic cucks tolerate this?

>>70923536

*opens my third eye*

GEST

how the FUCK are you actually paying hundreds of pounds a month for commuter train service? sounds like its more expensive than a whip

>>70922860
Unless that phone is hiding a tumourous growth, you're an unironic 9/10 facial aesthetics mate

>>70923571
because it isn't, left wing mongoloids only criticize it because le ebil tories did it, when in reality that sort of redistribution to wogs living in islington and brixton is every effeminate chinless wonder's wet dream

>>70922998
t. Bing Wu

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I SAID NO ONIONS

>>70923560
i've lived with strangers for ages and never had a problem.

>>70923600
how much you earning then mr bigshot

>>70923576
24th october 2021

>>70923577
no you wont
no one will

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>>70923490

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lads how do these windows stay open, how do they not fall on your head

>>70922998
It's because we don't want to offend Indians by calling them Pakistani and vice versa, so we just lump them all under Asian.

Just a reminder to

CUT YOUR HAIR

>>70923668
lost jewish architectural secrets

>>70923627
i dunno if ive just got unlucky for the last two years or what.
I'm talking about students btw. I did one year at a different uni and hated it, then came here and i can't stand my flatmates now.

>>70923628
whats that got to do with you doing something really stupid?

>>70923668
friction

>>70923668
they are installed with anti-gravity

>>70923668
how high are you lol.

>>70923668
The frame tapers upwards, so it's thinner at the top and the window gets stuck

Mine in uni didn't work and I had to use a book to hold it open

>>70923685
alri Malkmus

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*BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPP*

>>70923668

There's a little weighted pulley inside xx

>>70923580
I'm leaving my current job at the end of March, hopefully moving on to something closer to liverpool st. Annual ticket will still be about £3.5k though and that's a conservative estimate

>>70923600
means I get to work in London for a good company in my field whilst also living in a comfy house on the commuter belt

>>70923610
trains cost loads here

~25 minutes from my city into london stratford (not even central london)

return ticket at peak times is like £22

>>70923668
friction i think
sometimes they do fuck up though, my dad had one fall on his thumb when i was litle and his whole thumb went black
>>70923703
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/reddit/

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>>70923038
>deliberatly

>>70923728
looks fucking diabolical

>>70923695
it's not stupid when it's the only option you fucking spastic

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just having a convo with the gf

>>70923730
>get to work in London

more like you're forced to due to choosing shitty career choices.

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Animelads on? did I miss anything good? playing catch-up

>>70923742
i live 12 miles outside of waterloo, £18 for a return. what a piss-take.

>>70923792
>made bad life choices
>calling other people spastics

lel ok

>>70923801
I unironically like london, lived in the north for a while but it never felt right to me, quite boring cities iih

>>70923742
just get the tube from tottenham hale lad

might move to the north
sheffield seems alri

>>70923823
you missed my huge cock in your mums mouth weebshit

>>70923808
why are they celebrating genocide?

>>70923794
You got any rare Rosys lad?

is the tower bridge anon here

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"The following Ballad was completed while riding on the seashore at Newport. A year or two previous a skeleton had been dug up, clad in broken and corroded armor."


"I was a Viking old!
My deeds, though manifold,
No Skald in song has told,
No Saga taught thee!
Take heed, that in thy verse
Thou dost the tale rehearse,
Else dread a dead man's curse
For this I sought thee.

"Far in the Northern Land,
By the wild Baltic's strand,
I, with my childish hand,
Tamed the gerfalcon;
Oft through the forest dark
Followed the were-wolf's bark,
Until the soaring lark
Sang from the meadow.

Once as I told in glee
Tales of the stormy sea,
Soft eyes did gaze on me,
Burning yet tender;
And as the white stars shine
On the dark Norway pine,
On that dark heart of mine
Fell their soft splendor.

"I wooed the blue-eyed maid,
Yielding, yet half afraid,
And in the forest's shade
Our vows were plighted.
Under its loosened vest
Fluttered her little breast,
Like birds within their nest
By the hawk frighted.

"There lived we many years;
Time dried the maiden's tears;
She had forgot her fears,
She was a mother;
Death closed her mild blue eyes,
Under that tower she lies;
Ne'er shall the sun arise
On such another!

>>70923832
yeah once more how much you earning lad?

>>70923830
got to pay for (((TFL)))'s stikes somehow lad

money was a mistake

>>70923830
>>70923849
>>70923742
grim

the "tube" costs 3.25 and the most expensive commuter train you can take is like 8 bucks out to the furthest zone...

the commuter services are privatised arent they?

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>>70923780
*BRRRRAAAAAPPP*

>>70923877
im a student with a part time job so not a lot.

why yes I'm too fat to cycle so I spend thousands being packed into a tin can wit thousands of sweaty twats

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>>70923858
So did she.

>>70923881
I guess pressing a button every 2-3 minutes can be pretty expensive (£50,000-£60,000pa to be exact)

>working in one of the greatest cities on earth with prime career choices
>bad life choice

real headscratcher this one

>>70923903
the railways are all privatised here

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ALL ABOARD

they should nationalise commuting services
mad how people have to pay for public transportation

>>70923910
ah yes, little student runt with no experience in the real world

DEFINITELY value this one's input
*uses your CV as a coaster*

>>70923942
not TfL though

>public transport outside london

grim grim sad and grim

seems a little bit mean to just leave me on a "seen" and not reply
like even just a "sorry, i can't" or something would be better than leaving me hanging.

>>70923921
London is a shit-hole and choosing a job where the only positions are in London is a poor decision.

if you're a weirdo who enjoys exorbitantly priced, polluted, grey, grimy, concrete shit-holes filled with rude foreigners and a few rude brits then good for you.

>>70923920
*presses button*
*goes on strike*
all in a day's work

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just got back from a cheeky walk and got soaked lmao

why dont TfL train scabs? not too hard to operate a tube train or bus

depression is real

>the tube is caled the tube because the tunnels arecircle

wowwwwww WTF

>>70923968
Commuter towns are ok

>>70924000
the only positions aren't in london but that's where the best positions are you absolute turboqueg

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I HEARD a voice, that cried,
"Balder the Beautiful
Is dead, is dead!"
And through the misty air
Passed like the mournful cry
Of sunward sailing cranes.

I saw the pallid corpse
Of the dead sun
Borne through the Northern sky.
Blasts from Niffelheim
Lifted the sheeted mists
Around him as he passed.

Balder the Beautiful,
God of the summer sun,
Fairest of all the Gods!
Light from his forehead beamed,
Runes were upon his tongue,
As on the warrior's sword.

They laid him in his ship,
With horse and harness,
As on a funeral pyre.
Odin placed
A ring upon his finger,
And whispered in his ear.

Sing no more,
O ye bards of the North,
Of Vikings and of Jarls!
Of the days of Eld
Preserve the freedom only,
Not the deeds of blood!

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>>70921247
>deffo going to waste my time speaking to the 70 (read: 4) munters you shagged at uni just for them to tell me "who? oh yeah he couldn't get it up lol"

Nah I really have fucked 70+ girls that I can name or describe the situation/location off the top of my head.

You're not wrong about half of them saying I couldn't get it up, was doing a lot coke during the uni days

But honestly shagging at least 30 girls during uni in america isn't even crazy if you're at least a 6/10 and in a frat.

We made fun of the lads that were in single digits lol

I'm fucking SICK of you cunts

You just give shit advice and laugh at me

You don't tell me how to make real friends or hw2 get a bf

I'M LEAVING THIS SHITTY FUCKING PLACE ARGHH

listening to free jazz

>>70923944
comfy train

>>70923915
i would cycle but doing so in london is 2mental4me

I geniunely dont know a single person who regularly cycles in london who hasnt had at least a minor accident (aka been hit by a slow moving car)

i know 3 people who have been hospitalised in the last year

>>70924013
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/tube-strike-backfires-as-commuters-steal-train-keys-and-drive-themselves-201011303299

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>>70924013
doubt it's harder than machine operating

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>>70923849
not really a solution lad

might write an email to TFL saying i'm willing to drive their trains for £29,000 PA thus under-cutting the white English drivers by approximately £20,000.

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>>70924061
kys

>>70923954
was working full time before going to uni actually mate. got plenty of experience.

that experience has led me to choose a career that allows me to work pretty much anywhere in any country i want - judging from all the graduates and employers i've already spoken to and adverts i've looked at.

and you didn't unfortunately. enjoy shitty London.

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There is no greater honor than being someone's jerk off fantasy, not even sex itself as during sex normie partners tend to mentally cheat and fantasize about more appealing people.

There are women out there who are not in any way remarkable, not even physically, who are nonetheless given this honor on a daily basis from various men, from their beta orbiters (or, using the normie euphemism, male best friends) to men whose existence they aren't even aware of.

That naturally makes them feel incredibly important, so they do all that's in their power to encourage it, from fashion to posting nudes.

>replying to an hour and 11 minute old post

this Yank is a proper insecure one isn't he

>>70924091
its not as scary as you think lad

where do you live and commute to

>>70923974
>why yes, I do like huffing car exhaust for 30-60 minutes a day

>>70924071
fantastic image

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>American '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''cuisine'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

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Really makes you think

>>70923974
Not bicycles
Motorcycles are the ultimate transportation redpill

every basic human needs should be nationalised and cheap
health, transportation, education, healthy food, housing

>>70924071
You're not supposed to count all of your brothers who fucked you in the ass

People always think fascism is about pomp and power. It isn't. Fascism is about struggle and survival.

>>70924111
TFL only hire non-white women for tube train positions

>>70924127
look at that ridiculous deanette

>>70923594
>Doesn't look like your forehead is big when your hair is covering it
ugh

>>70924101
chelmsford mentioned

>>70924126
you can work in any profession in any country you fucking spacker, seeing as the City of London is the financial hub of europe (though not for much longer) I could go anywhere across the world with my skills but I choose to stay in london because it's a boss city and I live in a nice area in Essex

>>70924176
Excellent post

Every Moment Exists Forever

>>70924143
live near manor house tube, work moorgate

tbf it might not be 2spooky but ive never tried it.

i am scared :(

>>70924154
Ah yes, muh 100 gorillion deaths due to social democracy

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still makes me cackle

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yank uni girls desu

>>70924185
>survival
Death of the individual

>>70924154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOnIp69r6vg

>>70924071
god i hate americans

>>70924176
in Europe you have a fairly free market for food

you can easily feed yourself very cheaply and go to the store when you like

in venezuela food production is effectively nationalised

there's massive shortages of even basic foodstuffs and people stand in line for hours daily just to buy a little bit of flour

do you make the connection?

>>70922817
oi oi tits spotted

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Gave him a kiss at the end of whatsapp message.
Ahhhh i'm supposed to be angry at him!!!

>>70924154
who is that, corbz?

>>70924231
he has another tweet that always makes me laugh. something about something being funny maybe?

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>>70924154

>>70924283
Sanders

>>70924266
>you can easily feed yourself very cheaply and go to the store when you like
healthy food is way more expensive than fat people food

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you only think north korea is bad because of heavily biased western capitalist media

>>70924263
think /r9k/ is more your speed lad

>>70924266
>what happens in poor, undeveloped and corrupt Venezuela will happen in rich, developed and less corrupt Europe

wow ur smart

>>70924307
not even slightly true unless you can't cook. thought a frog would know all about this, food's your thing

>>70924266
lmao

>>70924307
generally wrong

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>le communism hasn't killed anyone

Just as bad as holocaust deniers

>>70924266
one is a 3rd world country under sanctions from the US and the other is the richest region on earth

fucking moron

>>70924306
but theres a labour logo on his face

Probably need to eat more fibre, lads

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REALLY gets the neurons firing

have you checked your white privilege today?

>>70924226
>harringay
not the nicest place in the world

>>70924344
fresh fruits and veggies are more expensive than stuff from the supermarket

>>70924258
https://youtu.be/IPGPsgDTW6k?t=1m35s

Nah mate, it's all about individual strength.

Left-right dichotomy just doesn't apply.

>>70924336
venezuela was the richest and most developed country in south america until rorkists took over and implemented their agenda

>>70924307
if you think that eating healthy means buying all the high priced shite labelled organic or whatever then sure

if you know how to cook properly then not at all

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>he didnt go to yank uni (on scholarship)

>>70924231
his one about whitney houston's death is a classic

quite enjoyed trainspotting 2 to be honest with you lads

>>70924330
>hating frat fags makes me a virigin

sure thing bud

>cycling in London

its like you actually want cancer. go research London pollution levels. you're literally killing yourself.

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The Ghost of Odin:


THE GUESTS were loud, the ale was strong,
King Olaf feasted late and long;
The hoary Scalds together sang;
O’erhead the smoky rafters rang.

The door swung wide, with creak and din;
A blast of cold night-air came in,
And on the threshold shivering stood
A one-eyed guest, with cloak and hood.


The King exclaimed, “O gray beard pale!
Come warm thee with this cup of ale.”
The foaming draught the old man quaffed,
The noisy guests looked on and laughed.

Then spake the King: “Be not afraid;
Sit here by me.” The guest obeyed,
And, seated at the table, told
Tales of the sea, and Sagas old.

As one who from a volume reads,
He spake of heroes and their deeds,
Of lands and cities he had seen,
And stormy gulfs that tossed between.

Smiling at this, the King replied,
“Thy lore is by thy tongue belied;
For never was I so enthralled
Either by Saga-man or Scald.”

The Bishop said, “Late hours we keep!
Night wanes, O King! ’tis time for sleep!”
Then slept the King, and when he woke
The guest was gone, the morning broke.

They found the doors securely barred,
They found the watch-dog in the yard,
There was no footprint in the grass,
And none had seen the stranger pass.

King Olaf crossed himself and said:
“I know that Odin the Great is dead;
Sure is the triumph of our Faith,
The one-eyed stranger was his wraith.”

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>>70924386
A dead individual isn't capable of strength. Run along spooky borg.

>ywn live during the pre-9/11 days in America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA

>>70924374
bit fedora but if you buy what's in season that's just not true. you should learn to cook, your froggy food snob ancestors would be ashamed of you.

>>70924358
we in the west are the richest because we don't just go around expropriating businesses

>>70924409
I don't cycle on main roads and I don't advise anyone to

I'm fine with adding 5 miles to my journey as long as it goes down small streets and residential roads

>>70924316
not ONE person in that picture is a regular attendant of a gym
fucking shambles

>>70924370
it is dreadful. made the mistake of leaving my comfy commuter town home for this...

cant wait to move abroad desu

>>70924361
Creator's error beause he's a tard, it has Sanders' hair and talks about stealing the election, a reference to Clinton

>>70924393
>country used to be this but it isn't any more

oh really? fascinating irrelevant addendum to your nothing argument.

>>70924441
I do know how to cook though
I just try to avoid processed food
by cheap I mean that frozen stuff is generally cheaper than the fresh food

>>70924450
lmao

https://youtu.be/kHdkanpiCE4

laaaaads

>>70924469
just move to a nicer place

harringay/tottenham is one of the worst areas in london

>>70924406
alri virgin boy

>>70924401
>be American
>pay to get into the cool clique
>brag about fucking nasty fat sluts that get passed around
>drop out because you're a degenerate who was never really college material
wew

>>70924485
frozen veggies are usually flash frozen immediately and are no less healthy than fresh ones

>he doesn't live on the Essex commuter belt

dire circumstances for you

Explain this: 2.2% of the American population are Jews but 50% of the top 1% of Americans are Jews

essex and northern england have the lowest IQs in the world

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>>70924316
>tfw go to SOAS
>these retards are outside handing out leaflets and shit every fucking day
>even saw a specky little wazzock sticking a sticker to a lamp post that said "WARNING, ANTIFA PATROL HERE! RACISTS AND FASCISTS FUCK OFF!!"

>>70924554
ignorance is bliss

and at the end of the day - don't we all just want to be happy?

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>>70924253
>>70924401
more

>>70924518
cant believe you actually had sex with 70 sluts in uni

how controlled are you by your biology? have you at least managed to settle down now? cannot imagine actually being such a dog runt

>>70924499
he's like 80% wanker, 20% funny lad. not sure what to think of him.

>>70924552
Jews are smart

>>70924528
well you made the choice of buying processed food then

>>70924564
>SOAS

ah yes, steinberg university of "white people are bad" college

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>>70924455

>>70924552
>Explain this
capitalism

>>70924530
>he doesn't live in the vastly superior surrey commuter belt

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>he didnt join a frat

>>70924554
thick people are generally happier than we clever folk desu. it's probably ok being a spacker if you think about it

>>70924514
did live in finsbury park before. it was marginally better.

Im just bored of london to be honest, lived in and around it for my entire life other than a few years at uni in the midlands. And there's nowhere else in the UK i want to move to, but I would like to live in Europe. Will finish this year at work and go

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>yanks

>>70924632
i bet you fucked them all doggy

face to face copulation is too dignified for yanks

i'm working class, i don't have a white privilege?

jared diamond is jewish hmmm

>>70924632
hmm wouldn't mind them taking turns shitting in my mouth

>>70924646
>>70924646
>>70924646
>>70924646
>>70924646

did a big poo

>>70924603
desu its not as bad as the media makes it seem. Ive made quite a few good mates there who are nothing like that.

having said that there are fucking loads of the classic SJW girls. plus russell brand who is on campus every now and again

>>70924676
Yes you do and you better be fucking checking it right now

But theoretical physicists like Brian Greene (as one example) have posited that we should think of all of time as being “out there.” It all exists. In the same way we think of all of space as existing. All of time exists too. All events, everywhere, that have ever happened or will ever happen. They all exist. They all exist in a 4-dimensional mathematical space that we call spacetime. Spacetime is tenseless. We can’t directly experience or perceive that 4-d spacetime.

The future event where I die exists. I haven’t experienced it yet. But it already exists. And I don’t mean just that “i’m going to die someday.” I mean the specific event exists, and all the events leading up to it. And all the events after it. :)

>>70924692
janny may not like that

>>70924552
>Explain this: 2.2% of the American population are Jews but 50% of the top 1% of Americans are Jews

As yanks reach the upper echelons of society, they are more likely to convert to judaism to get into those elite families and social circles.

It's an effect of wealth, not a cause.

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>he didn't join a fraternity

janny'd

THE UNPAID SLAVE