BIG IRISH ELK edition
well
/marbh/
>g-going outside england is scawwy
what a fuccboi lmao
>(((he))) is here
>>70879358
To whom are you referring?
>)))he((( isn't jewish
>>70879520
none of your beezwax
>>70879480
he has been here all day , waiting for his prey , a new post
>>70879602
actually ive been busy with school mostly
time for state issued nutrition now however
Elk mate, what's goin' on?
>>70879098
It's almost as big as a moose
>>70879929
this thing would eat a moose for breakfast lad
>>70879953
Only Canadians eat moose for breakfast
http://archive.is/ie0dF#selection-111.0-111.44
>UK abortion clinics to turn away Irish women
This could be an unwelcome catalyst of change in Irish Abortion legislation.
>>70880375
gway you
>>70880395
But why?
>>70880375
it says if they're full they will see to English people first
>>70879098
>The Wife
>the Daughter
>and the Cuck
>>70880790
this must be the famous russian wit
Is there any reason to visit Ireland?
>>70880906
the west of ireland has great cultural areas and some good natural beauty sites
dublin has good nightlife, not sure about other cities
>>70879098
Is that thing for real?
>>70880906
>Is there any reason to visit Ireland?
No.
>>70880994
think it's stuffed lad
>>70881019
Was it that big when it was alive?
>>70881093
yes. They died out because they were too big to navigate the forests that grew all over Ireland after the ice age
>>70881093
ye
in our ancient sagas there was a lad called CĂșchullain who killed a High King's prized giant elk (CĂș Mhor as Gaeilge) with a football
they died after the Normans came over though
>>70881172
>>70881236
Mind
Blown
Who is the most famous Irishman?
>>70881330
dr heem
>>70881366
forgot pic
>tfw told I have an American accent
>tfw it's filthy D*bs and Norman yokes telling me this
>tfw I lessened my weshtern accent on purpose in my red-white-and-bluepilled day to counter the culchural cringe, sound "sophisticated" and fit in im Osten
JUST
>>70883330
grew out of cultural cringe at like age 12
>>70880375
>overwhelming demand for its services.
Unless they don't pay anything for it and the Br*tish government is paying to murder Irish children (whoreson bastards admittedly), then it's probably impossible to run out of the capacity to do it.
The scale and rapidity with which they massacre black fetuses in America would put Moonman to shame, they're obviously just threatening this for political reasons.
i need to stop listening to pink season
it's really not that good
American midwest looks like one of the comfiest places on earth
>>70883330
>tfw I don't even know what kind of accent I have
When I was a child people used to make fun of me for having a sophisticated English accent, so I might still have that now. I kind of hope so desu, I like that kind of accent.
>>70884104
i live there, ama
>>70884172
>I like that kind of accent.
>>70884201
>going outside /Ă©ire/
sickening
>>70884104
Indeed. It's going to be fucked in a generation though.
>>70884172
Those who sound like East Yanks are more Irish than those who sound like West Brits.
>>70884230
>>70884302
don't bully me lads, it was bad enough when I was in primary school
>>70884302
>Indeed. It's going to be fucked in a generation though.
Like the whole world
>>70884302
no it isnt, its almost completely white outside of big cities
outside of big cities, the south and the southwest you won't see very many nonwhites.
oh also reservations with injuns.
>>70884365
at least try to speak like a True Gaelâą.
there's no such thing as faking an accent after all, just like you can't fake a language.
if you really want to make up for your west saxon ways, learn irish.
>tfw portuguese women hate me but foreign women love me
I have to emigrate. I'm wasting my chad potential in this cesspool
>>70884365
Eh, I'd judge a person with an accent like yourself more highly than those Pale-dwellers who think themselves more Irish for having a long tradition of butchered English but look down on "culchies" and "boggers".
>>70884420
Ireland and Portugal ? might survive.
Civil war or demographic Americanisation in the big degenerate liberal-Protestant countries is more of a threat to them in the short term than us.
i wonder how long native dubs kept speaking irish
there's always been irish speaking culchies moving in there but when did the last irish speaking True Jackeensâą die out?
>>70884607
I guess that's the advantage of being poor, isolated and irrelevant
ye shower of fucking scuts
>>70883330
>have a thick inner city Dublin accent
>live in countryside for years
>now it has mellowed out and people think I'm from County Dublin
'tis not too bad I shpose.
>>70884877
Get out of here, ya fuckin' druggo
ye're all shneaks
>>70884697
>i wonder how long native dubs kept speaking irish
Odds are that the Celts, or at least their language, weren't seen in Dublin for at least a thousand years.
>>70885529
wadiyatalkinabeet
What /eire/ do today to better our fine nation?
>>70885912
glared menacingly at some arabs on the Luas
>>70885912
Bought some French cheese & bread.
>>70885930
bet it was nice
>>70885912
nothing
>>70885912
nothing
>>70885930
>>70886021
>>70886040
Lads, you need to be doing better than that. It's only Monday so you have the week ahead to make a difference. I believe in you.
>>70886061
The overall apathy shown in this thread is astounding. Have a good hard look at yourself lad and do better.
>>70886067
I failed college and employers treat me like dogshit, therefore I'm NEET.
>>70886067
but I don't know how I can have a positive effect on Ireland from over here
>>70885912
I managed to study for 1 hour straight today.
Might study more after dinner. Slowly trying to get back on track after 2 years of depression and severe procrastination
>>70885930
Good lad. It's more than I've done anyway.
Up the ra....
have you ever really thought about it, like not what it means but what it means to say it, up the ra... Like its fucking funny, can you think of any other country that was gripped by oppression then a brutal civil war who's people think its good craic to mock the rebel faction?
Like the fucking new Ira or the Real ira where only recently one of the largest most powerful Liberation force in the world, planting car bombs killing innocent civilians, mad assassination plots and we go round shouting and screaming up the ra for the craic...
some people might find it disrespectful or even just plain ignorant, but honestly, I think there is something more important going on something that shows the true nature of the Irish people and its hidden behind the phrase. when we scream and we shout up the ra although it's for the craic its also an act of defiance. It says a lot, it completely disregards our bitter past, we pay it no heed we openly mock the suffering our fairly brutal past, but through this, we move on and distance ourselves from it.
Look maybe I'm just thinking about it too much, maybe I'm wrong but regardless its fucking hilarious, UP THE RA!
>>70886152
And what? Try again, re-group, don't let what has happened in the past shape your future. WHY did you fail? WHY did your employers treat you like shit? Find the answers to these questions and you have bettered yourself.
>>70886169
Represent us to the best of your ability and you have done more than most still on this island.
>>70886219
Always liked the Portuguese. Keep going!!
>>70886267
>Up the ra....
>have you ever really thought about it, like not what it means but what it means to say it, up the ra... Like its fucking funny, can you think of any other country that was gripped by oppression then a brutal civil war who's people think its good craic to mock the rebel faction?
>Like the fucking new Ira or the Real ira where only recently one of the largest most powerful Liberation force in the world, planting car bombs killing innocent civilians, mad assassination plots and we go round shouting and screaming up the ra for the craic...
>some people might find it disrespectful or even just plain ignorant, but honestly, I think there is something more important going on something that shows the true nature of the Irish people and its hidden behind the phrase. when we scream and we shout up the ra although it's for the craic its also an act of defiance. It says a lot, it completely disregards our bitter past, we pay it no heed we openly mock the suffering our fairly brutal past, but through this, we move on and distance ourselves from it.
>Look maybe I'm just thinking about it too much, maybe I'm wrong but regardless its fucking hilarious, UP THE RA!
Where's this pasta from?
>>70886319
Humans of the sesh Facebook group, seen it there and thought it was funny.
>>70886267
Always liked the irish
>>70886391
Appreciate the advice, but please don't
Lads I feel like I should just not shave or cut my hair at all and see what I look like over the next 10 years. What do you think?
>>70886419
Best buds!
>>70886440
Soooooo coooooooooooool maaaaaaaaaaaaaang
>>70886391
Well there's your problem.
>>70886488
Wouldn't be seen dead near a hippy desu.
these threads are fucking shite and i hate you all hope you all die
wankers
>>70886267
>Represent us to the best of your ability
It would look strange if a lad who is of pure Luxembourgish blood as far I can think back , would walk around representing Ireland
I would look like some kind of Ă©iraboo
new Ă©iraboo phrases:
DO you want to see my slaleilagh collection?
I ONLY drink guiness
"Rwy'n 16eg Gwyddelig"(Imagine a Luxembourgish accent)
What do you mean tracksuit pants are not en vogue?
>>70886488
Don't. Why do you want to do this?
>>70886513
Second person to have an edgy comment about facebook, calm down there bud
>>70886514
>You
>>70886536
That's the spirit! Seriously though, why are you posting in this thread?
>>70886514
Thank God - this thread was sorely lacking in some negativity.
>>70886576
> why are you posting in this thread?
because I like the Irish
who's this normie fella, his posting style is different to everyone else's or at least the ones I know that post here regularly
>>70886576
>why are you posting in this thread?
>not knowing the illustrious Luxembro
Welcome to /Ă©ire/.
>>70886576
Why are you posting in this thread?
Why not talk about Ireland on Facebook?
I don't get it, you have so much friends, go talk to them instead of a bunch of social misfits.
>>70886630
Niiiiice
>>70886638
Me I assume? Normie? ehh no...stop using american internet slang, you are impressing no one!
>>70886686
Illustrious? haha!
>>70886740
>>70886488
Beards can pay off but your hair would look shite.
Monks in the old days used to do exactly that as a sacrifice/penitence to God.
>>70886740
>>70886740
>stop using american internet slang
~t. Humans of the Sesh normie newfag baka fambalams desu
>>70886730
I have multiple tabs open, I can multi task.
Why would I talk about Ireland on Facebook? The last part about have so much friends is you projecting and I feel bad for you.
>>70886770
>>70886791
>>70886804
>Cuck
what's he doing
>>70885912
Did a cash escort
>>70886950
>laughing pig in suit.jpg
>>70886840
>Freemasonry
REEEEEE
>>70887092
This is taken from a building in Dublin believe it or not
>>70887139
Of course it is.
>>70887162
http://freemason.ie/
Question , is fenian a derogatory term?
>>70887241
Depends who is saying it and the context.
>>70887241
It's the equivalent of calling a Scot a "Jacobite".
It lost its sting half a dozen generations ago and they did nothing wrong to begin with.
>>70887385
t. fenian
>>70887385
It's still used in the north of ireland and central belt of scotland. The sting's still there.
Personally wouldn't mine being called a fenian though. We should reclaim it the same way blacks reclamed the word nigger.
>What's up ma fenian?
>>70887241
taig isn't inherently, mick isn't inherently, there's loads of stupid shite that can be construed as an insult depending on the context
Is luxemburger a manlet?
>>70887879
1,86 king of manlets
>>70887712
>The sting's still there.
It's pretty silly. It's like a Jewish supremacist calling Germans Nazis for living in Germany, except it's even more retarded because there's no real victimhood behind it, just crocodile tears resulting from Protestant paranoia and bigotry. And it's also even more laughable than the Jew-Nazi comparison because the Ulster Unionists are powerless, laughable relics.
>>70887730
"Taig" is.
>>70887967
taig is just an anglicized gaelic name
Some eejit panicked right next to the evac zone on XCOM. RIP you fool.
>>70888761
Did you name your best soldier after me lad?
>>70888857
No, after myself.
>>70887957
You are one 1cm taller than me
I am the prince of manlets
>>70888890
do you happen to have some narcissistic tendencies?
>>70889087
No. I have severe self-esteem issues.
>>70888890
>self-inserting
>not inserting me
can't tell which is worse
>>70889081
I am the Grand-Duke of Manlets
>>70889175
Same thing
organising my family's collection of irish, english, swiss and now american coins lads.
most of them are english however, although there is a free state coin from 1928 which is of particular interest to me.
there's also ones predating the freestate and even a famine queen one iirc
Imperator Manletorum Sacer
absolutely fucked for irish paper 1 tommorow boys
apperantly there'll be an immigration essay so many say a few words about how great refugees are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGJ3CQTLumg
the madman
>>70890264
How would you even talk about immigration in Irish? "Is brea lena mnĂĄ an ispĂn dubh mĂłr"?
>>70890457
MĂle ceithre chĂ©ad ochtĂș ocht.
Cogadh cine anois.
NĂ dhearna Hitler aon rud mhĂcheart.
?
>>70890457
nĂ maith liom fearaĂ gorm t. gaelgoir pro
>>70890457
a few sentences of this is my only hope
http://leavingcert-notes.blogspot.ie/2016/05/irish-essay-refugee-crisis.html
>>70890651
>1488, race war now, hitler dindu nuffin
ceart?
i'd be totally fucked if i had to do irish leaving cert. only leaving ireland got me to be pro-irish language and i certainly wouldn't have bothered paying attention these past 3.5 years
give us a few useful irish verbs lads
my irish truly is atrocious
i think i should learn a widely spoken mainland european language before irish tb h. that way i'll know how to learn a language properly (german doesn't count, i learnt that at age 3) so irish will be a piece of cake in comparison
>hapence
>tupence
>thruppence
what were they thinking
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ragNu01AJjY
Galician celt punk
>>70891364
I love your contributions to this general. I hope you feel at home here
alright the irish essay is actually on the european union I was told
what should I do, be a good boy and talk about how great it is or drop a few redpills for the examiner
>>70887957
>>70889081
i'm the biggest man in this thread
>>70892031
Provide a balanced, objective view instead
Are any of the fine fenian women of /Ă©ire/ going to be participating in the Women's March General Strike? A world without working women for a day.
Also, was there a change made on how to do superscript? Either I'm doing something wrong or it isn't working for me anymore
>>70892194
If any woman said she was in favour of abortion she loses all my respect.
Abortion is almost like the female version of cuckoldry, a negation of what your sex is supposed to be.
>>70892260
Sorry about the deleted post - formatting issue.
><sup>TM</sup>
>>70891813
Yes, i feel comfy here
A tribute to my region:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSynExe51Ug
For night giggles
>>70892521
That's exactly what I thought I did, just as I've always done, and it didn't work.
Let me try again: HEEM<sup>TM</sup>
>>70892678
Fuck <sup>me</sup>
>>70880823
In most European languages the word for cuckold is derived from their word for deer, hence the term horns of a cuckold.
TELL ME ABOUT HAUGHEY
WHY DID HE SMUGGLE THE ARMS?
>>70883330
>>70884172
>>70884985
I'm glad there are others like me.
Unfriendly reminder that conor posting is not an option.
>>70892754
Miss Thatcher I'm IRA.
Gonna have a tug in my crusty GAA sock to some soundgasm masterpieces and then go to sleep.
Oiche mhaith, lads.
>>70893116
Nighty night.
Uaireanta fĂor-fear ghorm.
CĂ© bhfuil suas?
One last post also to voice my appreciation and admiration for Gloria Estefan.
YO ITS DES BISHOP HERE
Just woke up and my eyes hurt.
Mouth tastes weird too.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udeIL2S9egc
True celts
would genuinely batter the fuck out of you lads if i ever saw you in the street
gay cunts
>>70886514
>>70895695
Stop stealing my gimmick.
oĂche mhaith
Too warm to sleep.
>mfw the monthly case of "i feel like i'm about to die" is kickin' in
It's going to be a tough night
imagine being such a failure you have to go to college in france
>>70896324
>too warm to sleep
>too tired to sleep
>lie in bed for hours straight without sleeping
>>70892721
get HEEM'dâą
>>70897829
How will I ever recover from the shame?
>>70897868
By becoming my bf.
>>70897908
Tell me what I'm doing wrong with my superscript, and then we'll talk.
>>70897935
You need more semi;colons.
>>70898083
>tfw Ican't figure out what has changed
Either I'm going insane or I'm just more retarded than I originally thought.
I guess I'll just go to bed.
Happy 4am.
Anyone else /hype/?
Just woke up
>>70901107
#stay woke
Wakey wakey.
>>70901107
that's nothing lad, yesterday I woke up at half 3 in the morning and felt like I was going to shit my intestines out
>>70900950
Me.
Too bad it's so hard to get Adult Swim in Ireland.
>>70903216
>2012 + 5
>watching tv shows on tv
Ha ha wasted another night of my life lads.
Wish I was born a hundred years ago, then my parents would've sent me off to the priesthood. I would dress in the same colours I normally do and have the same amount of sex but with the added benefits of money, a house, respect from my neighbours and I could beat as many children as I want.
>>70904605
You still can, you just won't get respect for doing it.
But if you go in and turn it into the most "mysognist", "homophobic", "anti-liberal" institution you can, you'd be doing God's work and laying the groundwork for the only possible salvation of civilisation in the west.
maidin mhaith
>Alt-right
Ugh
uggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh
*sighs*
*sips tea reservedly*
>>70906897
>>70907024
Can you, uh, not right now?
*dyes hair*
Wish I was born 100 years ago would have been just the right age to banter across Europe in a Churchill. I would dress in the same colours I normally do and have the same amount of sex but with the added benefits of money, a tank, respect from my comrades and I could beat as many pows as I want.
>bbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppp
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh aye mah dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare ah say....sssssssnniff...eggs ah smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite sae mah darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs aye gey muckle sae .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite drookit mah dear....sniff...but o' yes...this wull dae nicely....sniff.....please mah dear....another if ye please....nice a muckle now....
>bbbbbbrrrrrrraaaaaaapppppppfffffffflllllllllpppppppppffffff
oh yes...very good!....very sloppy 'n' drookit mah dear....hmmmmm...is that a drap o' nugget ah see oan th' rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me juist hae a bawherr taste afore th' sniff mah darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit o' chocolate mah dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry fur dinner?....oh ferr richt ah am....aren't i?....ok....time fur sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm ah see...yes....yes indeed as weel curry......hmmm....that fragrance is ferr noticeable....yes.....onion 'n' garlic chutney ah tak' it mah dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
>bbbbbbrrrrrrrrppppppfffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttt
oh ah wisnae expecting thatâŠthat wee gust mah dearâŠ.you caught me aff guardâŠyesâŠso gentle 'twas thoughâŠhmmmmâŠlet me taste this wee oneâŠjust yin wee sniffâŠ..sniffâŠahâŠ.ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffffâŠand yetâŠso strongâŠyesâŠthe odorâŠ.sniff sniffâŠhmmmâŠ.is thatâŠ.sniffâŠ.hmmmâŠ.i kin a'maist taste it mah dearâŠ..yesâŠ.justâŠsniffâŠ.a wee whiff mair if ye pleaseâŠ..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffâŠah aye ah hae it nowâŠ.yes quiteâŠ.hhhhmmmmâŠdelectable mah dearâŠ..quite exquisite yesâŠ..i dare sayâŠsniffâŠ.the maist pungent yin yit mah dearâŠ.ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffffâŠ.yesâŠ.
>>70907378
Get a hold of yourself Saoirse.
>>70906897
>>70907024
>>70907068
>>70907378
Not a great start to the day desu
>>70907505
>individual toe holes
FUCK SAKE ARTISTS GET IT RIGHT
>>70907578
>>70907621
Seem uncomfortable.
>>70907578
Vacuum-sealed tights.
>>70907691
Tights are meant to conceal imperfections in the legs and feet. They flatten down hairs and are so dark they cover all skin deformities, only leaving a silhouette of perfection. Showing individual toes destroys the smooth majesty of feet in tights.
>>70907814
delectable post
>>70907814
Exquisite taste.
>>70907621
>>70907844
>>70907844
never had a foot fetish in my life, but these two pictures are DEFINITELY producing an interesting sensation in my chest and willy area
Feetfags need hung
>>70907844
>tfw all the girls at your school wore pants
>>70907890
don't know what you mean lad
MĂłra na maidĂn daoibh buachaillĂ
>>70907844
This is not Catholic at all
>>70907948
On the contrary those look just like Catholic school girl uniforms.
>>70907906
Sounds like a feminist school to me.
>>70907844
>>70907859
>>70907913
>ywn have a tights gf
>>70907948
100% Church sanctioned
>>70908065
Hnnnnngggg
Used to shag my first GF in her school uniform.
Fucking love tights
>>70908158
Nice
>>70908158
gway you
>>70908158
NEVER HAPPENED SHUT UP
>hey anon, you ready for our date?
>>70908158
Why must you turn our general into a house of lies?
>>70908296
some manly knuckles
>>70908240
>>70908330
No lies here lads.
>School shirt
>Long skirt, lifted up
>Tights ripped/pulled down
>>70908330
Fantasy is better than reality.
>>70908347
Don't talk about my bf that way.
>>70908374
jealous tbH
wonder if I could get an escort to do that
>>70908441
Probably, can't imagine they'd have a problem with it
>>70908376
>Fantasy is better than reality.
True that.
>>70908441
>wonder if I could get an escort to do that
>paying for sex
>>70908002
Feminism has nothing to do with wearing skirts or pants, it's the right to choose and it kinda makes logical sense since skirts get caught in things, tights are stuffy and it's too cold for socks most of the time, worst of all most don't even have pockets.
>>70908482
Yeah it's way cheaper just to buy a turban and head into a uni. Fucked 15 girls last week in NUIG just by saying allahu akbar.
>>70908551
D-Dublin?
>>70908551
>and it kinda makes logical sense since skirts get caught in things, tights are stuffy and it's too cold for socks most of the time, worst of all most don't even have pockets.
How do you know this?
>>70908551
PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE WEARING TIGHTS AND BE MY /ĂIRE/ GF
>>70908551
ok, but when will you marry me?
>>70879098
Is it hard to get a cute irish boyfriend :3?
>>70909045
I'll be yours if you buy me a schoolgirl's uniform and call me cute.
>>70909045
Yes, we all have fetal alcohol syndrome.
>>70909099
That sounds like a very good deal :O
>>70909101
Go away rude person
>>70909045
queeraigh amach
You shouldn't meme. People may believe in memes after being steeped in them.
>>70909189
>tfw memes radicalised me
There's a fucking REFUGEE on the radio talking to niall boylan that's coming to ireland and shes talking about is becoming one people
>>70908158
thanks for reminding me that school uniforma dont exist here and women dont even wear dresses or skirts bere
>>70910372
>The problem with refugees is how they refuse to integrate
>This refugee wants to integrate? REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70910512
the problem with refugees is that theyre not irish and need to fuck off
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rivers_of_Blood_speech
This was in the fucking 60's.
>>70910529
Excellent post.
>>70910530
how right he was, and big Mose:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY
The problem with swissyanks is that they're not Irish and need to fuck off.
>>70910618
>responding to it
Opinion of all brit flag posters has dropped considerably.
I'm going to be perfectly honest here, I hate foreigners. All of them. Even if they're white, speak English, are skilled and want to integrate, I don't like them. It's not that I think the Irish are superior or anything, I just hate the concept of people who abandon their country. Especially those that move abroad and still think they can call themselves by their former nationality instead of filthy traitor. That leads to prodigal son type foreigners that think they're welcome back in their former land.
>>70910529
>they're not Irish and need to fuck off
At least you follow your own advice
>>70910747
I feel that way about Irish people who leave and live in another country but not foreign people who come to live here. I respect people who respect this country and want to contribute towards bettering it.
>>70910512
>integration
how naive are you
soon as he realizes integration means abandoning his religion, culture and any thought of his heritage, he'll be one of the many shitting on about Ireland being a vibrant multicultural society
>>70910747
so a 20 year old girl who wants to live in Australia/Canada for a year, or a j1 visa who goes to New York for 3 months in the summer is a filthy traitor?
>>70910747
love to live somewhere warmer tbH, the Celt in me awakens and desires to travel to better shores because this depressive weather has an extreme effect on you
i'm selling cocaine in the streets like groceries
except it's not groceries, it's cocaine
it's good to travel, but you shouldnt abandon your country forever
>>70910899
Yes.
>>70910960
>implying our weather isn't top comfy
>>>/vg/167664424
got a general edition lads
feels good
>>70910747
~t. William Fitzgerald
>>70910857
Xenophobia: The irrational fear towards people from other countries.
You're literally saying someone who says they want to integrate doesn't actually want to integrate, with that sort of perspective there's nothing a foreign person could do to convince you.
I've never known anyone like that personally, foreigners willing to travel are usually willing to pick up another culture. A lot of shitty things happen in middle eastern or African countries, it shouldn't surprise you that a lot of people are happy to leave it all behind.
And no, it has nothing to do with giving up religion or heritage. It has to do with adopting values and a day to day lifestyle which is accommodated by in your new culture.
>>70911328
Mehmet my son.
>>70911328
>irrational
uh huh
>You're literally saying someone who says they want to integrate doesn't actually want to integrate,
Muslims can't, fuck even other Europeans take a good while to integrate into countries they move to, and by that I don't mean first generation either
I completely deny his ABILITY - not taking his actual rather than affected WILLINGNESS - to integrate here
>And no, it has nothing to do with giving up religion or heritage.
wrong
> It has to do with adopting values
the so-called "western" values you'd find in Britain, America, Germany, etc.?
or what
>and a day to day lifestyle
like going to the Mosque?
>>70911328
t. Mohammad, phone fixer from Ballyhaunis
>>70911328
I think I'll go to Paddy's land, I'm makkin' up my mind
For Syria's greatly altered now, I canna raise the wind
But I will trust in Allah, if Allah proves true
And I will sing o' Erin's isle 'ere I get back to you
>>70911451
Lots of muslims integrate here, ridiculous to suggest otherwise.
Someone going to a mosque doesn't interfere with you in any way. What's the problem, this is a country which accepts people with different beliefs.
>>70911593
>this is a country which accepts people with different beliefs
>>70911593
>Lots of muslims integrate here, ridiculous to suggest otherwise.
what the FUCK sort of integration are you on about exactly
>this is a country which accepts people with different beliefs.
are you confounding a country with a nation? this country tolerates other religions yes, but this country is the property of the Irish Nation, you can be in this country and not of the Irish Nation
half way through his book.
great read.
>>70908551
i prefer skirts but i cant stand tights. Wish it was skirt weather more often desu
>>70911696
>i cant stand tights
vowed no not watch porn again... It's a disgusting habit and you are basically cucking yourself.
1st day and i'm already sweating, this gonna be tough
>>70911955
i do once a week, usually a sunday. Could not survive otherwise. my best was 2 weeks.
>>70911955
I try intermittently and fail
hope you have more self control than me lad
>>70911984
>>70912005
Been thinking about stop fapping alltogether but i think that's actually quite unhealthy. As i said, now if i fap i'll only rely on imagination
>looking out the window
>clear sky, sunny
>remember how much fun you had as a kid outside
>suddenly sad
>>70911955
Just read porn
>>70911955
>1st day and i'm already sweating
Never understood this level of masturbation addiction, and the air of solemnity and seriousness people place on fapping.
It's just a fleeting pleasure. Sometimes I chug it every few days, sometimes every few weeks. I don't make a big deal out of it.
I'm pretty sure porn addiction arises from not having things to do. Idle hands are the devil's play things, you know? Maybe that and the constant exposure of lewd images on 4chan. I normally break my fap fast whenever I see something that strikes my willy's fancy. Best advice I could give you is to avoid boards that post lewd shit.
Here lads is this good
>>70911737
for wearing you gimp
>>70912238
>dot isn't precisely in the middle of the axis
psh sheep
>latins are natural-born womanizers and masters of social skills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQhQ8aRfNI4
Absolutely knackered today lads.
And what's worse is the feeling of ennui.
>>70912258
Sure.
>>70912369
he appears to like his mami very much
>>70912378
Same. Haven't eaten properly and feel more tired than hungry.
Pretty much lost my appetite and sex drive lads
Not sure what's going on
>>70912479
eat a dick
>>70912442
He kills her
>>70912479
You are ascending
>>70912289
t. Fianna Fail lad.
Would you plant your Celtic seed into her?
>>70912761
I'd allow her a brief fornication with me aye
>>70912479
>sex drive
Mine comes and goes (wahey) but only on a biological level. I feel a deep disconnect from my female peers that spills over into contempt, paranoia, or outright revulsion, around 80% of the time.
If it weren't for my sense of empathy, I'd want to be a serial killer, and if it weren't for my lack of faith in my ability to willingly persevere or right to earn the rewards that come from perseverance, I'd want to be a monk in isolation.
~t. Craziest fucker on /Ă©ire/
>>70913330
>>70913359
>use your mouth before your fists
is that some sort of sexual innuendo?
>>70913359
Ha ha, well memed.
People who post in /brit/ are less Irish than people who do not
>>70913330
Surely you recognise and appreciate women's natural role in reproduction neccessary for the survival of the Gaelic race thus does passing on your genres and settling down with a woman not seem appealing to you?
>>70913859
It does, it definitely does. I just don't think it's possible to trust or respect a woman sufficiently for any form of "marriage" above ISIS-tier chattel ownership, and I don't buy into the modern have-your-cake-and-eat-it idea that women who were once simply pieces of meat can become more valuable than just that afterwards.
>>70914252
I think you fear rejection and viewing women as unworthy or distrustful is your coping mechanism.
>>70913859
Fuck women
>>70913359
>papyrus font
i approve
>>70914498
Possibly.
I fear betrayal and uselessness much more than rejection though, so I think saying it's just fear of rejection is a platitude at best (who doesn't fear rejection?), or, if implying that the negative feelings are wrong, as you seem to be doing, is an attempt to change the subject and put me on the defensive, when it isn't proven or self-evident that fear of rejection is the crux of the issue, let alone bad at all.
It's the same sort of rhetorical I-win-you-lose shtick lefties use when they say people are "phobic" of foreigners and homos. Either the opposition goes on the defensive against that characterisation and weakens their position, or they declare themselves guilty of what their dishonest opponents categorise as inherently irrational "fear".
To address the specific context of which fear of rejection is said to be at fault, I would say that there is a big difference between being turned down for one-night stands or flings, which is just like being told by a shop assistant that an item isn't in stock, to the "rejection" one would receive after emotionally investing in a girlfriend or God help us, a wife. Rejection is fine, and fear of it beyond what immediate frustrations it places in front of you is irrational, but it's not right to conflate that phobia with the reasonable fear that, based on what the culture promotes in lieu of traditional marriage, the women who buy into those dysfunctional attitudes will be more likely to just fuck your shit up if you put more into them than your dick and expect to get more out of them than an orgasm.
How are we lads
>>70913859
Women are pretty useless though, the only thing they're good for is fucking. I've only met a single one who was funny, and she was fucking Hungarian.
hello hello
t. not special branch
>>70912761
brown girls a best
Original ConorPoster coming through
>>70912238
>not being authoritarian centrist
>>70915758
Your mother was definitely pretty useless at least if she managed to raise a son so emotionally stunted as to think that.
>>70912621
I'm FFlad, I'm centrist but leaning very much in favour of authoritarianism. Go figure.
>>70915728
Bit of a better mood after getting all that shite off my chest desu.
Reading the papers is kind of funny, seeing how absolute scummy subhumans have the run of the place.
>>70915902
>im fucking plying
who da fook is dat guy
>>70915970
The mother was a lovely woman, but she was incredibly timid and indecisive. Every woman I've been met has been the same. Not a ounce of decent conversation between ye.
>>70916023
Ye jealous ye fook
>>70916086
>t.ollandese
>>70916086
>>70916111
>>70916175
It would took me not more than 22 seconds to heem you fooks
The mother used to beat me with a giant wooden spoon. To this day I only allow small metal spoons in my home.
The nine years war was so close to an Irish victory it's crazy, it's the closest the Irish have been to an independent entity since the establishment of the free state
Hugh O'Neil and the various chieftains of ulaidh used guerrilla tactics very effectively. The war is only really remembered for the battle of kinsale but there were countless battles similar in size where the Irish demolished the English. The English losses were out of proportion to the Irish losses, the Irish acted as an effective unit.
The war was so damaging to the English that if it lasted another year the British exchequer would have went bankrupt and Britain itself would be in turmoil.
Hell, even the battle of kinsale could have been won if communication was effective and the Spanish forces actually engaged the English. The only way the English could win the war was by bribing traitorous and corrupt Irish chieftains and by causing purposeful famines in Ulster by attacking civilian settlements (typical move of the English)
After the war the English so badly wanted to avoid another insurrection in Ireland that they granted the rebellious chieftains their land back, but instead oneill left with his allies in the flight of the earls to try and gain support for Irish independence in Spain.
It must be the most overlooked period of Irish history, one of the most significant certainly. If O'Neil succeeded then many historians theorise an Irish nation with the oneills at the head of the monarchy may have been created.
>>70916233
bring it runt
>>70916246
>The mother
>>70916233
Bet you didn't know that I am a master of the Battery-sock
>>70911694
which book, Chimpanzee Conscience?
>>70916322
>>70916372
>>70916298
There's so many turning-points like those in history.
>>70916459
Lemur Outlook.
>>70916298
I always wonder what it'd be like if someone could go back in time and implement all the things we have now like strategic manoeuvring and deliberately targeting officers to destroy the chain of command, and logistics supply.
>>70915902
>>70916298
>traitorous and corrupt
Careful not to apply anachronistic concepts of nationalism back then lad.
>>70916565
They did actually know all of that.
The tactic of attacking civilian settlements was also one engaged in by the Irish even before the plantations. Most of these things are as old as time.
It's just specific military tactics like proper shieldwalls, phalanxes, and tercios that Irish armies and states didn't pick up as quickly as they might have needed to.
Some things like hiring professional troops and reforming Brehon law so that it was easier to raise troops, tax, and process succession were probably what led to our downfall in the end, but for those systematic changes that Ireland wouldn't have been too poor/undermanned to implement, the cultural inertia and opportunism of individual chieftains probably prevented.
Even if you went back in time and showed them the future after they did what they historically did, there would still be some elements of sacrifice and mutual trust/reciprocality that might prove impossible to overcome.
>>70916946
>They did actually know all of that.
Strategic manoeuvring wasn't invented until the late 1700s under Frederick the Great though.
I'm not talking about simple "attack the important places", but essentially establishing a professional army and trying to knock the English out in one blow.