/brit/

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fuck happy people

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Yes aye lads.

How's it so called "going"?

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no gf
no f(riends)
no f(uture)

Told my friend that I'd conceded that owls were birds. He said he never wanted to talk to me again.

Thanks a lot, /brit/.

>>70876119
fairly self explanatory lad

if i need to explain it to you, you're too stupid to have access to the internet. What are you downloading anyway? 7gb of hent*i?

>>70876150
*slaps the teddy out of your hands*

might go jogging

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I'd fuck Claire Foy with the force of a thousand suns.

That's all.

>>70876150
>tfw no gfff
I have now officially coined this term.

>>70876194
claire FOY

>>70876163
truth of it

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>>70876071
>sofa

FOY

>>70876225
You got this backwards

need a basic gestalt

>>70876177
a car

Haven't browsed /int/ in years

>>70876225
i call them chesterfields

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What exactly has this piece of shit done to deserve a knighthood anyway??

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>>70876250
g'day """sausage sandwich""" boy, how are ya?

Anybody here hate the skin on a jacket potato? My friends make fun of me for leaving it. "It's the best bit".

No. It's bitter and burnt tasting.

might go gooning

>>70876288
kicked the ball

>>70876288
taken a hairdryer to the face

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>>70876291
>sizzle
>sanger
>snag

>>70876150
There's always (f)amily, or are they all cunts?

>>70876292
literal pleb

reading about the situation in macedonia

interesting

>>70876355
we're quite an emotionally distant family iah

>>70876288
kicked a ball around a field

>>70876450
I wouldn't mind kicking your balls around, if you know what I mean, m80 ;)

>>70876492
don't ever reply to me again you filthy cretin

if your tongue and victoria beckham's bumhole were left alone in a room for 30 minutes, what would it do?

cannot get hard lads

>>70876291
>sausage in bread

Fucking hell you cunts are animals aren't you. To but it in a /brit/ish way, Sydney is the South and the rest are poortherner savages.

>>70876450
that's more than Sir Mohamed Muktar Jama Farah

balding at 22 lads

>>70876387
tell me about it lad

>>70876288
Knighthood has never meant anything. It's always just been a popularity contest, and the country loses.

>>70876538
a sandwich involves two slices you fucking dolt

also sydney is a literal shithole full of gooks and lebos

>>70876554
rip

>>70876516
*kicks your balls*

>>70876538
ive only heard sausage sizzle in the 'bane 2bh

>>70876516
>He doesn't want his bollocks placed in front of a football player taking a penalty, eagerly awaiting the moment the player's boot strikes them causing them to burst upon impact covering the goalkeeper in your fluids. The goalkeeper carefully removes the vas deferens from his immaculately groomed hair.

technically since a bumhole doesn't have any start or end (its a hole), you're tonguing everyone's bumhole right now

>>70876554
Poor cunt.

>>70876291
starting to hate australia desu
find this image awfully disturbing

>>70876597
you're a hole

Kissing is disgusting, lads.

You're just making a big long shitpipe with an arsehole at both ends.

>>70876567
they've got pollution at something like 1200 ppm

whole capital looks like it's covered in pea soup fog, but it's not fog, it's pollution

caused by burning coal, firewood and shit cars that don't meet any pollution standards

>>70876545
It's not though. Mo Farah has become Britain's most successful track athlete and done something at the Olympic Games that is truly outstanding.

>>70876641
there is literally zero skill in running
also
>rating the coalition of sports no one gives a shit about unless we do them all at the same time

>>70876641
>mo farah just ran out a track
>becks ran around a field AND kicked balls at the same time
travesty desu

>>70876579
If I take a piece of bread and fold it over something so the same piece acts as both the top and bottom slices it's a fucking sandwich.

You aboriginals are just 'say what you see' tier toddlers incapable of real thought aren't you.

>>70876639
i honestly thought shit like that was only happening in china

currently using a third party ps3 controller

surprisingly good qualla

>>70876641
>running
mate just put me and mo farah on a track and tell us to run and watch what happens

>>70875716
alri Bookchin

>>70875845
'no'

>>70876147
Fine, you?

My father disassembles big macs before eating them like salad and it bothers me immensely for some reason.

>>70876699
>non-victorians think this is a fucking potato

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scallop

the STATE of their STATES lads

>>70876637
*kisses you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAPOrP9GC9Y

>>70876677
>there is literally zero skill in running
Spoken like true dumb fat cunt who thinks competitive track running is just "running around".

Regardless, the Olympics is the pinnacle of sport in his field and he has done something only Bekele has managed.

Beckham has done absolutely fuck all for England of any note.

>>70876772
don't rate g-bangers

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE A YANK JUST ENTERED THE THREAD

GO BACK TO BED WE DON'T WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU!!!!!!

i don't see flags

>>70876772
my sister wears boxer shorts

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>>70876738
Clearly so do a lot of people

I'm a proud Irish Catholic lad in prime physical condition, 18 years of age

Seriously considering joining the Irish regiment of the British army. It's not full of proddy unionist scum is it?

>>70876832
GOY!
GET! OUT! YANK!

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>togs
>swimmers
>cossie

HOW on earth do i share a country with these runts?

>>70876855
yeah we know, mate

i live for the weekend

>>70876733
read pannekoek

>>70876875
it's called a beachie

>>70876875
is australia a real country?

>>70876875
bathers sounds very poncy

>>70876871
think it is lad

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hmm...

might just grab a big rock and drop it on melborune as a service to the rest of australia

dizzy spells lads

I'm taking a cocktail of meds so I don't know which is causing it

>>70876970
i know just the rock

might just grab a big leaf, set it on fire and suffocate canada as a service to the rest of the world

>>70877000
t. abo

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Did he do anything wrong, lads?

>>70876959
I'm in favour of using more double contractions
>You'd've
>I'll've
>'twasn't
>That'd've

all excellent words

>>70876945
It looks great tbqh, I could shoot ragheads, travel, learn discipline and become a more skilled version of myself. Not too fond of taking an oath for the queen however. Irish armies a fucking joke. Might even think about the legion.

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>fuck melbourne, toronto is FAR more progressive!

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>>70877000
>>70877017
>>70877018

>>70877041
they're used in colloquial spoken English, but I don't think it's acceptable to use them in formal written situations

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one blackfriars taking shape

>>70877032
hmm
as dictators go he did a pretty good job

>>70876959
please don't appropriate wojak
he's not yours

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overheard this girls conversation at uni

>I'm only 5'3 but my bf is 6'2
>*swoon*
>really? mine's 6'5
>*swoon* *swoon* *swoon*
>my bf is midget he's only 5'11
>*laughter* awwwwwwwwww
>omg does he at least have a big dick???

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>>70877064
>tone portrayed as a runt

ah yes, wonder who made this?

>>70877064
what's supposed to be in the victorian's hand?

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>>70877064

>>70877109
well does he

>>70877064
This is very agreeable

>>70876905
>pancake

>>70877032
Nah, he a good boy.

>>70877109
how do you hear *swoon*

>>70877109
I hope you pulled out your gun and shot them up

>>70877087
>london is naming landmarks after minorities
really makes you think a thought

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>*swoon*

>his "city" doesn't have a river flowing through it

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>>70877207
dunno which folder to stick this pic in

also look at this lads

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>>70877109
>R-ROASTIE WHORES!!

Just been for a run lads. the Endorphins are RACING around in my head right now

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;_;

>>70877249
make the brit a shit one and this is accurate

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>>70877160
pannekoek was cool

>>70877249
>>70877228
we /flagbearers/ now?

>>70877194
comes from the Dominican Order you spanner

>>70877249
good representation of the irish
>>70877228
bad representation of the irish

>>70877223
don't all cities have a river?

>thread made by a taig

FUCK OFF

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hmm

this might be an issue in the future

>>70876875
Where are you getting these?

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>>70877228
>>70877267
>both shitting on wales
Success Breeds Jealousy

>>70877293
this one is perfect

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>>70877267
>>70877228
rude

>>70877276
what

>>70877332
google it you fuckhead

>non-Melbournian brains

just want a redhead gf to sit on my lap

>>70877321
wouldn't worry about it mate it'll probably sort itself out

>>70877321
Who you playing as? Just ally scum and dig into hazardous places on their borders like the Caucasus or North Africa with a decent general. I stack wiped countless ottoman armies that way in my Georgia game.

>>70877391
objectively correct

north-west = irish
north-east = scottish

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Soon lads

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>>70877293
ye I was just memeing but haven't read him. Still got so much to read.

>>70877352
Said I was going out for drinks and asked her along

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rorke's_Drift

>>70877427
serbs are the nazis

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>>70877391
since when are we nazis?

>>70877410
I'm playing as the teutonic order

I shall wait until I become prussia before I put the turks out of business

if you shaved the head of a british chav and a pole, put them next to each and told them they weren't allowed to speak, you wouldn't be able to tell them apart.

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>>70877347
Ah yes, Welsh "Achievements"

Going to boxing at 6 lads

Literally gonna die

>>70877451
should've joined her

>>70877467
>ifunny.co
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>70877467
probably because you blew up innocent children and wanted to invade norn ire

>>70877495
Crecy and Agincourt count as achievements

>>70877498

don't....go..?

>>70877472
>Prussia
Mate, just go full on Prussian space marine mode. You can take armies like x10 your size with dem Prussian ideas. Sick morale, generals and discipline. Get the pope to call a crusade for that extra manpower, discipline and morale value.

>>70877451
>I'd rather be alone than with you

you must be a boring cunt

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Did he do anything wrong, lads?

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>>70877467
where does the INLA fit in here?

>>70877495
pretty sure they won six nations once

>>70877527
literal war criminal

>>70877519
yes, that's the plan

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the gf

she's getting fucked just like nigger janny

KILL YOURSELF JANNY YOU NIGGER

KILL YOURSELF JANNY YOU NIGGER

KILL YOURSELF JANNY YOU NIGGER

>>70877528
On the bottom. Not Irish nationalists, just Marxists Sinn Fein scum.

>>70877421
no pls ;_;

>>70877515
But if I keep avoiding physical exercise I'll continue to be in terrible shape

I'm not actually going to be boxing, it's circuit training then just practicing

very boring thread

My old man; he is a dustman.

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>tony blair did nothing wrong

>>70877527
No

>>70877585
How long do you lads hit pads for? I find my boxing regime to be a bit stupid. We hit pads and learn different techniques for about 20 minutes and spend about 40 minutes on cardio and the other 20 sparring.

>>70877503
Maybe if I was smooth and not an utter autist
>>70877524
;_;

>>70877635
objectively wrong

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>>70877629
>>70877631
>timestamp

hmm

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is it real depression hours yet

>>70877646
Dunno, this'll be my first time. My m8s taking me along.

I tried it last year and left after circuits before the actual punching started 'cause I was dead. Gonna try and stick at it this time.

What are you reading, lads?

Currently reading War and Peace. It's a bit long, isn't it?

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>>70877693
nah

>>70877693
yes

>>70877694
Good luck lad enjoy yourself xoxo

>>70877527
wasted time on trying to join the euro
didn't stop when it became clear there wasn't gonna be a 2nd UN resolution
besides that nah he was a top lad

>>70877707
literally read war and peace twice

>>70877693
Depression hours are any time between 12am and 12pm

>>70877707
Beano Annual 2007

>>70877707

Meaningless to read that if it's not in Russian. Everything is lost in translation. Soz senpai.

>>70877707
on beaver towers right now

would rather side with yanks over frogs any day of the week

despise frogs

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>depression is a crippling illness

>>70877737
read the chilcot report cover to cover

>>70877707
Time and Time Again by Ben Elton

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>What are you reading, lads?

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>>70877772

>>70877694
Just remember to pace yourself, relax, drink plenty of fluids and just get into the spirit of it all.

>>70877707
my booky wook by brand, his finest work no doubt

>>70877707
Re-reading Trainspotting

>>70877737
Nice one. I'm about 400 pages in and I'm struggling to get in to it. Part of me wants to give up, but I feel like I'm missing something if I do.

>>70877741
Good lad. Which is your favourite strip?

>>70877745
I know, but at the very least it's a Tolstoy approved translation.

>>70877754
Don't know it. I hope you're enjoying it.

>>70877791
How is it? He's really gone to shit the last few years.

>>70877824
Of course. Almost Joycean.

>>70877708
>a young woman's life was ended by people like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZO9JGSScMQ

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KILL YOURSELF JANNY YOU NIGGER

KILL YOURSELF JANNY YOU NIGGER

KILL YOURSELF JANNY YOU NIGGER

>>70877707
an honourable deception? by clare short
interesting insight into the blair years

>>70877842
Good lad
*puts my willy in a hole in the field*

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>>70877850
>a young woman's life was ended by people like this

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Just back from an economics tutorial lads.

>tutor is a paki in her late twenties
>states that the nordic countries are not capitalist but rather socialist
>quiz her on it and she doesn't appear to know what capitalism or socialism are
>cites a host of potential negative consequences of brexit as if they are inalienable fact
This is the standard of teaching at an ancient university apparently.

>>70877849
>How is it? He's really gone to shit the last few years
good shit, starts off as some guy trying to stop WW1 and turns into a mindfuck

>>70877707
Murray Bookchin - The Next Revolution
Tolkien - LOTR

>It's a bit long, isn't it?
It's long and the fucking names...

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KILL YOURSELF JANNY YOU NIGGER

KILL YOURSELF JANNY YOU NIGGER

KILL YOURSELF JANNY YOU NIGGER

KILL YOURSELF JANNY YOU NIGGER

KILL YOURSELF JANNY YOU NIGGER

KILL YOURSELF JANNY YOU NIGGER

>>70877850
>first comment
>it's fake

I'm shocked

>>70877707
The Ginger Man by J.P. Donleavy

>>70876387
fuck off, Soros. 2015 was bad enough.

>>70877940
Rude

just got called racist in greggs lads

>>70877895
bet everyone thinks you're cool and smart now

>>70877849
Bash Street Kids

Going to order a ruby for dinner lads, looking at chicken balti or lamb rogan josh.

>>70877508
>he thinks jews were innocent

>>70877528
inla were marxist scum

>>70877980
lamb karahi

>>70877913
I'm not black you idiot
Carry on anyway, they're gonna sack me whatever happens can't br arsed with this shit anymore

>>70877977
truly a worthwhile reply

thank you for sharing your thoughts

>>70877908
The names are doing my head in. Three names for one person. Ridiculous.

>>70877978
Excellent choice.

>>70876387
Russians up to their usual tricks no doubt

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KILL YOURSELF JANNY YOU NIGGER

KILL YOURSELF JANNY YOU NIGGER

KILL YOURSELF JANNY YOU NIGGER

KILL YOURSELF JANNY YOU NIGGER

KILL YOURSELF JANNY YOU NIGGER

>>70877995
What does it taste like lad? I'm open to new things

>>70878021
I'm not a nigger you filthy slav

>>70877981
MUH 500 GORILLION

>slept with the bf last night
>had sex twice
>woke up this morning and he'd gone
>stood up and felt his cum dribble out my bum

wew

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1QQyoagXA

>>70878087
fag

>>70877957
It's even ruder destabilizing foreign governments and starting political insurrections for thine own benefit.

>>70878108
FOY

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>>70877707
All Quiet on the Western Front

>>70877672
standing

>>70878108
only one thing worse than benders; yanks
fuck off

>>70878056
not too spicy, lots of capsicum peppers, a nice savory taste

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>;

>>70877565
>>70877994
Irish nationalism has always been leftist, and Marxist for at least a century

Hate it a uni
I have no friends here

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>there are fully grown "adults" who don't read books

can you imagine

>be american
>get stabbed

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4195554/Teenager-guilty-killing-tourist-Russell-Square.html

>>70878215
Books are for children

>>70878215
I used to read a lot as a child but now that I'm in my early 20s I don't really care for it

give me a second while I read the thread haha

mhm
ah yes
ah
oh indeed

Awful awful thread lads, not impressed

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>>70878175
No it hasn't. Why do you think the PIRA split into so many different splinter groups? They all had different interpretations of Irish nationalism, and the majority didn't include Marxism. That's why when the PIRA were around you had other Marxist guerilla groups like the INLA actively engaging both the PIRA, British army and the Unionist paramilitaries in combat. Differing ideologies.

>>70877707
stalin

>>70878175
umm... no sweetie :)

>>70878310
Bunch of commie scum

what kind of mortgage can i afford for 2 people earning 26k each?

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MAYN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al6SSH5sYmI

>>70878339
they were the ones who blew up airey neave

>>70878120
i agree, so we must stop Putin

>>70876639
okay, I thought it was about something different like Shit-tars' seceding.
>>70877467
>ifunny

>>70878361
a barratt new build tier one

>>70878339
The INLA and OIRA yes, the PIRA (largest group with a record membership of 10,000), no

>>70878291
Me too, got other shit to do like shagging and drinking, I'll read when I'm old.

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BIG

>>70878215
i get all the knowlidge i need from reading /brit/

>>70878392
was just about to post this

>pulled a pec while deadlifting
so this... is the power of powerlifting

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Tried explaining /brit/ to a girl today

Did not go well

>>70878392
https://www.barratthomes.co.uk/new-homes/greater-london/H604401-Fulham-Riverside/

ah yes, let me just ask for a 3 million pound mortgage

Business idea: "accidentally" nuke Ireland

>>70878447
giz a synopsis

>>70878420
how is she not dead

>>70878310
because the left is notoriously prone to splits

ireland was an oppressed nation so its nationalism can only ever be left wing

>>70878385
what is it about maisie that turns me on so much? Shes so average its unreal but theres something about her

>>70878447
mong

>>70878447
give us a quick rundown on what happened

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>i agree, so we must stop Putin

business idea: a white list filter which only shows (You)s and several approved gimmicks

all of your posts are SHIT, sick of reading them

Super Bowl: 34-28
Electoral college: 304-228
P O T T E R Y

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>>70878447
why the fuck would you ever try to do that

Really love these also energy drinks lads, dunno if I could function without two in the morning anymore

>>70877495
Brexit,
Eisteddfodd,
Stereophonics,
Manic S.P.,
Rugby XV,
Far out-did England at 2016's Eurocup (losing to the eventual winners).

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Did I do well lads?

>>70878551
Monster ultra master race 2bh

Keep swiping left on fit girls because I'm afraid they might like me.

There's a stunner that I have a lot in common with but I keep resetting the app so I don't have to choose.

Also, side note, does anybody else think talking to more than one girl at once is dishonest?

>>70878331
sorry honey

there's a reason pretty much every leftist group around the world supports irish republicanism alongside palestine, catalonia etc.

like it or not the irish cause will always be associated with the left

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why is this degenerate shit allowed on youtube?

https://youtu.be/R2uZyTm_w0M

>>70878570
the zenith of the art of action posting, a true museum exhibit

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what the fuck is wrong with american education

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>>70878482
Okay since you asked

>talking about social media to this bint
>mention that I don't have facebook
>she says how do I get my social fix
>normally wouldn't tell anyone about 4chan, but i wanted to see what her reaction would be
>explain "its kind of like yik yak, except the herd is the whole world and millions of people use it"
>she kind of gets it but she can't get over the fact that it's anonymous
>she says stuff like "how do you know people aren't lying" and "what, you don't even know where they're from or what their life is like, how do you even talk to people like that"
>try and explain /brit/ and gimmicks
>she looks at me like I'm some sort of retard
>tell her I'll be posting about this conversation when i get home
>she says not to

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>>70878570
The one known as my quirky gf

>>70878570
*rides the cool roller coasters*

>>70878570
This was painful to read

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This yank got stabbed to death while on holiday in London by a Norwegian born Somali Muslim

Thoughts?

>>70878628
>>try and explain /brit/ and gimmicks
>>she looks at me like I'm some sort of retard
probably because you are

>>70877895
I have a module that is essentially Applied Economics because the lecturer is a retired Economics lecturer. He's pretty based and universally liked. The only time he's been really outspoken about something is when he said that "The NHS is called the National Health Service. It should be more about prevention so those who are really ill can get better treatment." and everyone agreed with that.

When it came to Brexit and Trump he said from an Economics view he can see why it could be advantageous but everyone needs to keep an open mind

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/828570809023164417

me on the train

>>70878625
underfunded state schools because le free margit

>>70878657
multiculturalism is our strength x

>>70878628
Should have told her about me. The bloke that didn't think owls were birds.

>>70878599
>does anybody else think talking to more than one girl at once is dishonest

This is the mindset which will ensure that you never get anyone.

21st century mate, every girl is talking to hundreds of guys, constant competition, only the very best survive. The only way to counteract this if you're not literally perfect is to talk to hundreds of girls yourself.

Pulling is now a full-time occupation.

>>70878657
obviously that fucking white supremacist provoked him

>>70878570
holy fucking shit

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>>70878628
>try and explain /brit/ and gimmicks
do go on

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>>70878554
The funniest thing about Wales doing so well in the euros is they STILL choker and lost to an absolutely dreadful england in the groups

>>70878657
yanks deserve everything they get

>>70878657
yanks out desu

>>70878678
>£2 train fare
fucking chavs

What a lovely song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXHTgeP4uKo

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>>70878628
>tell her I'll be posting about this conversation when i get home
>she says not to

>>70878666
>essentially Applied Economics
ah yes, the economics of sociology module seems very useful

>>70878678
>£2 train fare

ah yes the northern powerhouse

>>70878570
This made my eyes start watering. Not through laughter or anything, but I think my body was trying to prevent me from reading any more.

My stomach feels like I'm going down a roller coaster. It's got that weird feeling in it.

alri

>>70878702
I reckon me and you would be bestest mates irl.

>>70878605
Yeah because they see it as anti imperialism. The PIRA were never fighting for a socialist republic
Its the same in the irish civil war, the hardline republicans and socialists wouldn't accept a treaty with britain, the more level headed would

>>70878779
more like NORTHERN POORHOUSE right lads haha

>>70878717
Basically I said

"There's this section of the site where a lot of guys from the UK talk. And it's cool because theres like these in jokes, called gimmicks, which are often repeated so you can instantly get a joke, without knowing any background. And it's very self-referential and ironic, so a lot of the conversation comes from discussing the gimmicks themselves and deconstructing them."

I don't think she got it.

>>70878773
the title is "National Enterprises and Cross-Cultural Management" but my mates who did Economics in 6th Form said its like what they did in 6th form. There's really no management what so ever

>>70878779
it's on london midland cus

>>70878702
Alright, mate. I've swiped on a few decent looking/sounding girls but get nothing. They're on other dating sites too so I might contact them on that as well, but I thought Tinder is a bit more immediate.

>>70878835
haha

>>70878702
Dog bless the free market

kek daily mail utterly fucking destroying david beckham

>>70878779
it was in Birmingham which is the Midlands Engine

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>>70878837
why would you do such a thing
was she fit?

>>70878825
UGH FUCK OFF TO BED YANK
WE DON'T WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU!!

>>70878701
you're banished from this general you worm, return at your own peril

don't care about david beckham

>midlands engine could rival london

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