/brit/

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>>70871627
meanwhile

granny smiths are the best apples i will heem anyone who disagrees

>>70871668
theory: shan't be reading that

Why has 4chan's image loading been so shit for the few days

>>70871633
You are so tolerant and multicultural

getting involved

>>70871681
rank

theory: there is such an outrage to Trump purely because American society had become so accustomed and comfortable to a liberal, left-leaning narrative of the Obama administration that even the very sight of conservatism makes them scream. a lot of Trump's policies- hard stance on immigration, abortion, the cutting of taxes and the opening of oil pipelines would have been followed by pretty much any Republican candidate as president, but the radical progressive democrat culture of America for eight years has made them forget that things don't always go their way and that conservatives exist in their country as well. They're just a lot quieter and less prevalent in the media and in popular culture.

>>70871682

pink ladies doe

>>70871694
dunno lad but it's fucking me off having to hover for 30 seconds for an image to pop up

there's a part of me that wants to know the heartbreak of being cheated on

turn 22 in 2 minutes lads

>not a single binbag

wot

>>70871777
we'll be the same age for 3 days

>>70871633
QUINTESSENTIAL

If I told my gf I've sexted various random girls online would she break up with me for eCheating?

>>70871730
Bill Clinton proposed even tougher immigration bans than trump

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ahh yes, grime fans

*makes wild unsubstantiated accusations about everyone ITT*

wont be wishing the ausponce a happy birthday

>>70871807
Yes, exactly. I don't think Trump is really that different from previous presidents, he's just very different to Obama and liberals hate that

Just turned 22 lads.

>>70871796
Awful

>>70871818
cannot imagine being in the mindset where you'd buy those clothes, get that haircut then squat down in front of a mirror, take a couple pictures then post them on twitter

just cannot imagine

>>70871801
i hope she would

>>70871861
I don't understand gay men either

Got a large pepperoni slice, a spicy chicken and pepperoni lattice, a packet of crisps and a latte for £3.80 in Greggs. Don't know what you lads are memeing about, it's fucking great

>>70871859
Happy birthday mate

*hands you a 24 pack*

>>70871877
its cheap for a reason

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hmm ah yes
*does a think*
ah yes hmm
*vomits everywhere*

>>70871877

>latte

bit bent

>>70871865
won't be telling her then

>get to see the tits and fannies of other girls
>can block them and delete convos whenever you want
>don't have the guilt of physically cheating
>don't have to deal with the strain of secret travelling and the cost of having a side girl
>can't get STDs and harm your partner

truly the patrician's form of cheating

>>70871926
why would you post this?

genuinely one of the most boring and uninteresting images i've seen in weeks

>>70871913
Fuck off slug

>>70871924
still makes you a cunt and your gf deserves better.

but if shes with you then it probably means shes a shitty person too.

>>70871940
Good post, didn't get it either

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>>70871946
haha alri noble paladin

Uhhhhhhh lads, why does the media keeps saying thw countries trump has banned are "mainly muslim"? Why not just list the countries? Reckon the media are trying to stir shit

>>70871857

he was always a right cunt. a carefully managed "nice guy" who has been exposed as an absolute fraud. unicef are bent af so no doubt they'll keep him as an ambassador even though he doesn't give a fuck about the kids.

>>70871940
agreed

>>70871991
>Reckon the media are trying to stir shit
No, never!

>>70871977
>noble paladin
no, just not a shitty person with a shitty personality. feel free to continue memeing though. they're epic!

>>70871991
because they want to push a narrative

>>70871902
>tfw same star sign as The Queen and Shakespeare

Got a main b*tch

Got a mistress

A couple girlfriends I'm so hood rich

Twoooo fat laaaadiiiies!

>>70872067
hey me too

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>No way Anon! We've never had a virgin housemate before! That's hilarious!!

>>70872067
two fuckin benders then waheyy

Car didn't start this morning

boggles the mind that there are people who wipe their arse while standing up

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>Astrology

>he doesn't squat on the toilet while doing poo

LOL enjoy your bowel problems

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>>70872136
>not wiping this way

state of the plebs jfc

car wouldn't turn off today lads

boggles the mind that there are people who wipe their arse with dry paper instead of just using a water spray

>>70872136
their parents failed them desu

>>70872136
eh?

people wipe in other ways?

I want to eat out the cunt of Theresa's May's. Such a cute girl she is...

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wew lads

car wouldn't exist today

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M

fuck white people 2bh lads

>>70872204

yes while sitting down x

>>70872216
Jokes on you I've never seen a naked picture in my life

ah yes, let me just get this bog roll and stick my hand into the fucking toilet to wipe with it

>using paper to wipe your arse

white people are savages

>>70872235
how?
there's not enough room to fit your hand down there while sat on the seat
or do I just have a small toilet?

>>70872216
wonder if the so called "daily mail" ever visited /brit/

>>70872102
this one made me feel
nice one

>>70872253
What are you using then? Stones, leafs and twicks??

>>70871877
Was the lattee for your boyfriend mate or?

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REALLY good representation of racial issues

Honestly hate the word 'arse', much prefer the americanised spelling, less grotesque sounding.

>>70872129
Why not?

/brit/ is perfect for a channel 4 documentary desu

It's only a matter of time before we make it big

>>70872308
virgin

>>70872308
Have you ever said 'ass' with an English accent? Sounds pathetic. Just don't say the word if you don't like it

ahhh yes, I've just dumped literal shit into this receptacle I am currently perched upon
but oh no
the act of ejecting said shit has left traces of it behind on my behind
oh, how fortunate, some cleaning paper
let me just
*tears off a piece of paper*
*jams my hand down the crack of my shitty arse, into the shit-and-bogwater-filled toilet*
*tries to literally cack-handed wipe my shitty arse with now wet and shitty paper*
muuuch cleaner

>>70872308
*gives you a dead arm*
gimp

>>70872308
kys

>>70872308
i pronounce ass like arse but i spell it ass

arse is what a five year old would write out if you asked them to spell ass

>>70872308
fuck off bender.

>>70872334

*shows Stacey Dooley how to funpost*

"having a wank lads"? this is very concerning

>>70872308
ass is a prudish euphemism to disguise what puritan puke americans actually mean - which is arse.

>>70872375

*stands up after defecating*
*smushes shitty cheeks together*
*wipes*
*flakes of shit fall to the floor*

ah yesss, this makes much more sense

idea that im sharing: whenever you take a shower, use the stream of water to clean the inside of your arse crack

Why do the brits have thousands of accents??

>>70872334
"Oh theres an irish poster, ill reply to him with this Mcgregor image"
"But why?"
"its funny you know... HEEM HAHAHA ha..."

would watch desu

>>70872393
you're the worst

can you PLEASE stop being so crude PLEASE

>>70872443
>*smushes shitty cheeks together*
avoidable if you're not overweight, plus
>*wipes*
fixed by this step

>*flakes of shit fall to the floor*
fix your fucking diet, you grimmo, what the fuck

>>70872471
only country in europe with culture

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>you're the worst

>>70872485
ahem
*glares at you*

>>70872471
systemic congenital brain defects

>>70872471
they don't like moving around

>be DMX
>give it to you

>>70872502
oh yeah

Spain too.

>>70872485
That's not true :O
>>70872502
>>70872505
Oops the Irish :O
>>70872524
Tasmanian devil has weird accent as well.. M

>>70871680
Even my bicycle goes faster than that. Lmoa

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excited tbqh lads

>Elimination
what is

>>70872558
i hope you like repetitive gameplay

>>70872570
it's my favourite thing

>>70872558
there was a game I played like that from a few years ago
was boring after a couple games though. You want big epic battles but it ends up just being little skirmishes

>be yank
>only ever get on/off mobility scooter from the same side because you've busted the suspension and it leans towards you that way now
>assume it therefore has only two wheels and refer to it as a bicycle

remembering better times desu

official city power ranking

melbourne > brisbane > sydney > adelaide > perth > hobart > darwin (howling at its existence) > any canadian city > any yank """city""" == any british """city""" > any new zealand city

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>>70871633
I only see 2 pedos.

>>70872613
played the closed beta and had some fun to be entirely honest.

>want to go to sleep
>download won't finish for another 3 hours

>>70872626
croikey he's a woiley one

>be British
>lick Aussie arse on a Mongolian basketweaving board

>>70872674
>arse

>>70871877
fuck off murderer

>>70872626
australian cities are shit! SHIT!

>>70872722
>Ass
FOY!

>>70872674
haha you called 4chan something other than 4chan

>>70872728
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kys

>>70871633
CUTE

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>>70872734
ROARING

>>70872756
Haha you are good at being a cunt

>>70872778
Salford is hardly a city

why's beckham suddenly copping so much shit?

amazing how much use humans have got from oil. fucking everything uses it.

>>70872801
>Australian cities are, by their own admission, only comparable to Salford
howling

Off to Greggs for a latte lads

>>70872801
ahh yes, sorry

i would rather live in a third world commie block shithole (any city in the UK except for london) than the world's most liveable city for 5 years in a row (melbourne)

>>70872856
ah yes australia

*gets skin cancer*

hmm yes very impressive

malaybourne > gookbane > chinkny > nipalaide > pooerth > ho chi minhbart > darwong (howling at its existence) > any canadian city > any yank """city""" == any british """city""" > any new zealand city

>>70872778
looks comfy
>tfw no cassie gf to cuddle with in a depressing city

reckon they should just do away with the internet altogether

he said
on the internet

>>70872898
would force me to be more productive desu

>>70872778
and if a double decker buuuuuus
crashes into uuuuuusss

>>70871633
i have no problem with this

24 hour programming was the start of humanity's decline

>>70872794
Ahh yes, the famous American banter

Tell me, is that deja vu?
'Cause you want me and I want you

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>>70872868
exceptional retort

yanks just btfo of the brits again

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

the majority of irish posters are fucking terrible
would love to heem every one of them for sullying the flag with their terrible posts

>>70873020
the post right above yours is a perfect, PERFECT example

>>70873020
agreed

im the only good oirish poster

>>70872998
where

>>70873032
butthurt cunt lol


everything went better than expectertron B)

>>70872974
poor man's hull

dere's mor' to oirlan' dan dis

>>70873078
here: >>70872674 and >>70872794 here

POTATOES!! XDD

>>70872974
impoverished man's middlesborough

>>70873020
*places ladder at your front door*
*rings bell*
*turns around and steps on ladder*
*drops pants and jocks*
*door opens*
*its you*
*takes huge explosive shit all over you*
*you swallow most of it*
*runs off while you're stood there covered in shit and projectile vomiting all over your front door*

>>70872974
proletariat's milton keynes

>>70872974
individual cursed with low income's welwyn garden city

>>70872974
desitute man's rhyl

>>70873185
awful awful post

just diabolical

kys unfunny retard

>>70872558
TDM probably.

>>70872974
plebians bradford

>>70872974
skint man's south shields

kill em all

let god sort them out

PON
MI
COCKY

For me it is Manchester: the best anglo city.

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why haven't you genocided the scots yet?

me want de poonani

sooooooooo tired

Leave leaf. Toothpaste...

freshen up your punani
punani punani
freshen up your punani
for your
boyfriend

>>70873325
ah nae cannae cannaeda

>>70872974
Penurious fellows Wolverhampton

>>70873359
>>70873359
>>70873359

shutup

>>70873376
>>70873376
>>70873376
>>70873376
shutup

>>70873355
>>70873355
>>70873355
>>70873355

shutup

/brit/ really does improve when the normies get back.

you no-hope losers are fucking awful.

>>70873432
>projection

>>70873432
ah yes says the bloke on here before 3 oclock

need a willy up my bum RIGHT NOW

>>70873325
what the fuck does that even mean

>>70873485
luckily ur a complete cock who's right up is own ars

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COMRADES, THE VOICES OF THE DEAD BATTALIONS,
OF THOSE WHO FELL THAT BRITAIN MIGHT BE GREAT,
JOIN IN OUR SONG, FOR THEY STILL MARCH IN SPIRIT WITH US,
AND URGE US ON TO GAIN THE FASCIST STATE!

WE'RE OF THEIR BLOOD, AND SPIRIT OF THEIR SPIRIT,
SPRUNG FROM THAT SOIL FOR WHOSE DEAR SAKE THEY BLED,
AGAINST VESTED POWERS, RED FRONT, AND MASSED RANKS OF REACTION,
WE LEAD THE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND FOR BREAD!

THE STREETS ARE STILL, THE FINAL STRUGGLE'S ENDED;
FLUSHED WITH THE FIGHT WE PROUDLY HAIL THE DAWN!
SEE, OVER ALL THE STREETS THE FASCIST BANNERS WAVING,
TRIUMPHANT STANDARDS OF OUR RACE REBORN!

>>70873325
Imagine if Quebecois typed in an embarrassing French accent online

That's what scots are

>>70873528
what did he mean by this

>>70873492
He told the blind woman her dog is brown. She says she wouldn't know. Then he laughs.

read the whole wikipedia article on australia

knowledge is power

have to study but would rather post awful incoherent shite on /brit/ desu

>>70873538

i feel the same about quebecois as you should about scots

I hope they get seperate, so I can cross their border and rape and pillage their shit nation

*scrapes loaf of bread across bellend*

ahh yes, bread and cheese for lunch, yum yum

barely seen an incentive to stop being neet

>>70873638
even poleaboo has a job and you don't

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>Nah, that's not me
>Act like a wasteman? That's not me
>Sex any girl? Nah that's not me
>Lips any girl? Nah that's not me

>>70873664
not fair hes used to reach diversity quotas

>>70873689
oh yeah I hear them call centres are going ham on fair representation these days haha

>>70873664
But he pissed himself at his last job

>>70873675
hello 2016

>>70873729
everyone does

>>70850969
fuck off

churchill was a disgusting jew cock sucking war monger who slaughtered his own people just to justify slaughting innocent germans. fucking disgusting people you are

Got called a geek by a 10 year old today

>>70873832
Mad leaf??

a nice home theatre setup to watch my anime on is the only way my life could conceivably improve

>>70873832
hm yes he should have just let hitler take over

>>70873832
>innocent germans

two words that don't belong together desu

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>[I] wondered[sic] town for a while as usual, spotted some fun wallets (a yellow Pikachu one, Joker) but thought I may be too old to purchase it.

>>70874054
he's such a twat, inn'e

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it's raining outside

luckily i'm inside

forgot how addicting dcss was Tbh, Haven't played it in years

>>70874054

sad!

my piss is neon yellow
am I gonna die?

>>70874175
stop drinking energy drinks

>>70874175
rip

>>70874175
drink more water, less caffinated shit
stop taking any diuretics

sell me this pen

>>70874089
got sent home from work because of rain

>>70871700
Зa Pycь,
Зa Цapю!

>>70874284

I give you the pen for free but you have buy the ink

good luck using an empty pen!

>>70874284
it is a good pen... buy it

>>70874284
Is that film underappreciated or just not that good.

I prefer it to Wolf of Wall St desu, and everyone seemed to love that.

>>70874284
>sell me this pen
>sell meth is pen
>sell meth penis

>>70874416
love me a northern lass

>>70874422
...

>>70874422
but anon, that quote is from wolf (which was way overrated)

>>70874443
TACO'D

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«Andrew David Moses Jacobs" 'Andy Jacobs' (born Kuala Lumpur 26 November 1944 ) is a British sports radio personality who presents the Hawksbee and Jacobs show alongside Johnathon Beals and Paul Hawksbee on talkSPORT in the UK, every weekday from 1-4pm.[1] Educated initially in Malaysia where his father worked for BP, the Jacobs family returned to the UK in 1957. Following his father, Jacobs worked for BP in their London office from 1961 to 1967. In March 1968 with friend Solomon Schaffer, he opened menswear shop ' Groove Bug' in Golders Green. 2 more shops in Richmond on Thames and Chiswick opened in 1972. Schaffer died from a drugs overdose in July 1974, Jacobs sold the shops to U.K. clothes chain Crombie in December 1974. In February 1975 Jacobs married hairdresser Susan Hirshcorn then moved to live in Javea, Spain, opening the bar/restaurant Sudrews in September 1975. The venture failed, and in April 1976 the couple returned to the UK. Jacobs then spent what he has since called his wilderness years, becoming an almost recluse, staying in his home in Chiswick. A chance meeting with Paul Hawksbee in the queue for Bob Dylan tickets in 1978 led to them becoming friends then forming a comedy duo 'Bing & Bang' . They performed at London folk and comedy clubs in the early1980's then started writing comedy sketches for BBC Radio 4. In 1990 the duo approached BBC TV with the idea for Fantasy Football which was commissioned in 1993. Both received over £1m when the format was sold to ITV in 1998. They joined TalkSport in 2000.


Andy Jacobs lives in Chiswick, but in January 2017 put his house on the market with a view to moving to nearby Penge.#»

>>70874473
Is it? I thought they had a sell me this pen scene in Boiler Room. Whatever then.

tesco has changed the tops on the little soy sauces you get with the sushis from green to red

i dont like changes

>>70874524
>googles Boiler Room
given the synopsis it was probably in that too

>>70874593
They are very similar films.

serious question: is bob your uncle?

>>70874611
nah, Brian

reading a book

>>70874611
no he's my granddad waheyy

>>70874611
i think i have/had a great-uncle called bob

>>70874611
unironically have an uncle named bob come to think about it

>>70874611

prefer not to say

She hasn't replied for two days, lads. What's going on? Surely if she was disinterested she'd Unmatch, right?

http://is2.4chan.org/r9k/1486381042401.webm

me on the left

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How famous is this nigga in UK?

been wanking a lot lately, must be going through a high test phase

>>70874773
have you considered the possibility that other people aren't so desperate and their lives don't revolve around tinder matches?

>>70874774
women lmao

>>70873391
[disqualifies thee for spheric shenanigans at a man sitting on a chair]

>>70874774
wonder if he lost his arm and leg in the same incident or if he's just incredibly unlucky

how /mark/ are you?

>>70874805
No.

Nah, I'm not that bothered, but it was mid-conversation and things were going well. I'm more concerned she's dead that disinterested.

how good would it be to actually be gay

im talking about wanking to twinks or traps occasionally, that barely escapes the bounds of heterosexuality

i mean full on homosexual, finding men attractive, physically and romantically. that would make everything so much easier, so much better

/brit/ idea: leafs out

>>70874870
>I'm more concerned she's dead that disinterested.

So why post on /brit/ asking for advice on whether someone is disinterested or not?

>>70874889
in which way?

>>70874889
you gonna talk about it or you gonna crack on?

>>70874889
********im NOT talking about

>>70874969
>pu***

?

I wish i was bi though
that seems like a lot of fun

>>70874889
i'm gay but the idea of anal sex is repulsive to me

wish i had been born a woman

>>70875013
why don't you transition?

>sticking your male reproductive organ up another human of the same sex's anus

Ahh yes, totally normal and biologically intended. Hmm....

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>"why don't you transition?"

its pretty easy to get your dick sucked if your gay

>>70875024
trannies will never be the gender they wish they were, no matter how hard this leftist society eggs them on

>>70874969
TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE

>>70875004
pussy, you mong

Ooooooh ooooooh oh! I've got a rocket! Ooooooh ooooooh oh! You're goin' on it!

>>70875026
its more to do with the fact that i dont like women particularly and i dont like to be around them. much prefer to be in male company

however, im not attracted to men, and i cant ever see them in a romantic way
hence why i wish i was gay; would never have to bother with women and would have all the benefits of a romantic relationship

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>mfw I heard runts talking about the Super Bowl today

Fucking Americanisation.

>>70875004
pussy you dolt

is it your first day on earth?

>>70875091
what if you have phimosis

>>70875086
I'm not a caterpillar

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The Horne gf

omg so brave xx

>>70875145
connected with the qt yank at work today over the superb owl

might actually pay more attention to it now haha

>>70875150
visit a doctor

theory: every pom wishes they were an aussie

>>70875154
t. pupa

>>70875185
It's over lad..

>>70875185
she's probably already been blacked by the star linebacker at high school

>>70875185
Ice Hockey is the superior yank sport

>>70875290
did the burly man skate into the other burly man? did he swing his stick really hard?

counter theory: fuck off aussie twat

opinion: all sports except for cricket are shit

candidates for the worst sports: nfl, rugby, tennis

>>70875198
we can just become aussies though, as many do

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>German humor

*wraps you around a lamppost*
Melon

>>70875380
FOY

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>>70875185
>next games are on Labor Day Week-end in September

want to be gay

fact: cricket isn't a sport its just an excuse for people to get pissed during the day

triggers me when brits call all the sports canadians invented """""""""""""""""""yank sports"""""""""""""""

if you cant use the proper nomenclature dont feel free to watch it

*kicks you in the shin*
Grapefruit

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>he uses melon as an insult

OFFICIAL LIST OF GOOD SPORTS

Football
Water Polo
Tennis
Ice Hockey
Golf
Baseball

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having a cheeky maccies

>>70875463
Water polo is GOAT

OFFICIAL LIST OF GOOD SPORTS

Me, when a shake a loser's hand

>>70875453
Grape

>>70875463
golf is shit

SATSUMA

i enjoy calling people goober irl

need to be gay

>>70875463
forgot alpine skiing, sailing and rugby mate
>>70875502
this

>>70875549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMxsSj3EHIY

you

Not a fan of /brit/ this afternoon. Please try harder.

>>70875463
>no badminton, swimming or horse riding

>JFs hate based golf, a sport that requires technique and patience
hardly surprising

>>70875591
patience? most people chat shit with their mongy 50 year old friends while they play and drive around

gay as sport mate

>>70875463
>no Snooker
>no Darts

>>70875591
Shit """sport""" for poncey pricks

Tangerine

>>70875481
F R E S H
C R E P S

>>70875589
>badminton
>horse riding

rorke

howling at poms and certain ausrunts that hate on NFL while defending rugby when both are equally shit and rugby is just grid iron without a fucking helmet

>>70875649
Dream

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nbn when reeee

>>70875672
im a libertarian socialist actually

>>70871633
so many fuckable faces.
especially that brown dude in the middle and the pigtailed mudslime loli

>>70875691
rugby is great mate. wind your neck in

>>70875672
badminton is an asian sport here, whites play tennis
>>70875691
rugby is nothing like gridiron you moron

>>70875691
All are better than that runty sack of shite you call aussie rules

>>70875691
t. GAYfl
*snickers*

>>70875639
>>70875647
confirmed for having no mates to go golfing with
don't take your insecurities out on thousands of people's hobby, lads

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>>70875719

*becomes asexual*

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>>70875649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNX8GU1-bPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZp3U3EqfhM

>>70875714
i get 4.2 MB/s without the NBN (33mbps)

>>70875731
>>70875735
>>70875749
>>70875754
they're literally the same. prove me wrong

>>70875716
that's left wing rorkism

syndicalism lad

>>70875691
nah
nfl is stop-start set piece bollocks
rugby is at least a bit more free flowing

>>70875755
nah my mates invited me but i politely declined, are you projecting perhaps? i prefer to go skiing with them or do something exciting like rock climbing

>>70875791
how?

>>70875642
neither of those are sports

>>70875791
only kangawoo fucking wetards care about hugby anyway

>rugby has less ads so it's not the same!

ROARING at the delusion. It's a well known fact rugby players fuck each other at half time

>>70875840
cable

>>70875803
hmm this syndicalism of yours interests me.

where can i subscribe to your newsletter or blog?

>be Canadian
>sock puppet friend asks me to go golfing
>politely decline, telling my hand that golf is for lowly peasants and an intellectual like me would never partake in such tedium
>sit alone in bedroom for next 15 hours

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>>70875761
i thought fierylust is legal in europe

nigger weather clearly has a detrimental effect on their brains
state of ausgaylia

>>70875867
oh. well nbn has been under construction in my place for a few months now so it'll be any day now

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looks like the kind of stadium you'd find in an anime or video game

what a meme sport and country

>>70875931
bit haram mate

>>70875964
>Good goy, just wait a little longer! Can we interest you in the Deluxe™ plan to get fibre directly your premises?